#kitty the immortal healer

[kurtty-drabbles]

@djinmer4 based on the small talk we had about Galadriel and the show ....I didn't watch. Like thr set up- from the trailers- make me think they would fight to the death but well whatever. EW Kurt is an idiot but is one that is amused...Kitty immortal and tired.

[sparkleywonderful]

The Prince of Ice: Ch.21

Part 21 of The Prince of Ice series, a retelling of Heir of Fire from Rowan’s point of view.

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He sat at his work table monitoring Aelin. His instincts to protect had battled for hours against his demons. He had never fussed over his mate, the same way he was fussing over Aelin. If he had, maybe… He froze that thought deep into the dark abyss that had become his soul. If there was one lesson that was deeply ingrained, it was that he could never go back.

He looked over at Aelin, noticing she looked peaceful. At this moment he could easily see the Ashryver lineage in the gold of her skin and hair. He remembered decades ago when Rhoe had fallen in love with one of the fair princesses on a trip to Wendlyn. He had given up his right of succession to marry Evalin. The royal court in Terrasen had feared that she would would stay young as he continued to age. With no heir possible from King Orlon, it was determined that their child would be the heir to the throne.

He had a feeling it was a concession on the part of the nobles. Rhoe and Orlon were the last of Brannon’s line. He recalled the lessons that he and Edna sat through, the lessons to mold them into the heads of House Whitethorn. He recalled his uncle mentioning that Terrasen had a great distrust of Maeve and in some ways Wendlyn. Terrasen would never kneel to a princess of Wendlyn.

His eyes dropped to the scared hands and wrists that rested on her abdomen. Instead of being groomed for the crown, she had spent the past ten years being trained to kill. Instead of attending balls and royal functions, she had spent a year as a slave. She was much stronger than he had initially given her credit for. The spoiled brat facade was just that, a mark she wore to face her world.

The scent of two familiar demi-fae pulled him from his thoughts. He had always enjoyed the company of the old man and Luca was starting to grow on him, much in the same way Fenrys had. Even now in her current condition neither male were a true threat to her well being. So the growl that erupted from his throat took all of them by surprise.

Emrys flashed a knowing smile, “Well Elentiya, it seems you are in competent hands, we’ll come back in a few days.”

He appreciated the old man, but that knowing smile ruffled him. He needed to bury the thoughts that blossomed from that smile. The guilt to move forward and live while is mate has died could consume him if he let it.

He continued to study the map marking the location of the found bodies. There was not an easily seen pattern, except that the locations made little sense. He could not remember a time where he had stared so intently at a map hoping it would give him the answers he was looking for, while providing the escape of not facing the current situation in his room.

Aelin pulled him from his thoughts, “You know, I highly doubt anyone is going to attack me now, if they’ve already put up with my nonsense for this long.”

“This isn’t negotiable.”  And it was not negotiable. He could hardly explain the strength in his desire to protect her.

“So you mean to tell me that whenever someone comes close to burnout, she not only goes through all this misery, but if she’s female, the males around her go this berserk?”

He set down his pen and twisted to examine her. Was this berserk? No. Berserk would have been barring the doors, eating only meals prepared by himself. Berserk would be incapacitating every demi-fae in this fortress until she was healed. No, he was fighting against berserk.

“This is hardly berserk. At least you can defend yourself by physical means when your magic is useless. For other Fae, even if they’ve had weapons and defense training, if they can’t touch their magic, they’re vulnerable, especially when they’re drained and in pain. That makes people—usually males, yes—somewhat edgy. Others have been known to kill without thought any perceived threat, real or otherwise.”

He pulled her mug from her, seeing that it was drained he refilled it.

“What sort of threat? Maeve’s lands are peaceful.”

“Threats from anywhere—males, females, creatures … You can’t reason against it. Even if it wasn’t in our culture, there would still be an instinct to protect the defenseless, regardless of whether they’re female or male, young or old.”

She was looking a little peeky. He reached for a slice of bread and a bowl of beef broth. “Eat this.”

“It pains me to say this, but one more bite and I’ll be sick all over the place.”

Ignoring her, he dipped the bread into the broth and held them out to her. Before she had a chance to argue with him, “You need to keep up your energy. You probably came so close to burnout because you didn’t have enough food in your stomach.”

He should have been closely monitoring, before he asked her to keep three fires alight, he should have ensured she had a full meal, something more than an apple. It was his job to instruct her and even though they had already determined he was the worst teacher in the world, he never recalled telling her that her fae body requires more food than her human form.

While she ate, he fussed around the room before grabbing the now empty bowl from her, returning to the worktable trying to ignore the pain that was written between her brows.

“So when the magic runs out,” she said, “that’s it—either you stop or you burn out?”

The fact that he suspected they shared a carranam bond, her question allowed him to ease into a conversation he had been avoiding the last few hours. He knew her training on her fae nature was limited, would have been limited even if the last ten years had not occurred. Demi-fae rarely were powerful enough to have experienced the carranam bond.

Rowan leaned back in his chair. “Well, there’s the carranam.”

“It’s hard to explain, I’ve only ever seen it used a handful of times on killing fields. When you’re drained, your carranam can yield their power to you, as long as you’re compatible and actively sharing a blood connection.”

She tilted her head to the side. “If we were carranam, and I gave you my power, would you still only be using wind and ice—not my fire?”

He nodded his response.

“How do you know if you’re compatible with someone?”

He thought for a moment, “There’s no way of telling until you try. And the bond is so rare that the majority of Fae never meet someone who is compatible, or whom they trust enough to test it out. There’s always a threat that they could take too much—and if they’re unskilled, they could shatter your mind. Or you could both burn out completely.”

He felt the guilt he had been hoarding over the deep need to care for Aelin in ways that he did not Lyria fade completely. While the mating bond was sacred, to experience it did not leave you completely defenseless. To share a carranam bond with another soul, to allow yourself to open completely to another soul, to trust them enough not to harm you, that was an entirely different matter. To trust another soul that deeply explained the strength of his need to protect her.

“Could you ever just steal magic from someone?”

“Less savory Fae once attempted to do so—to win battles and add to their own power—but it never worked. And if it did, it was because the person they held hostage was coincidentally compatible. Maeve outlawed any forced bonds long before I was born, but … I’ve been sent a few times to hunt down corrupt Fae who keep their carranam as slaves. Usually, the slaves are so broken there’s no way to rehabilitate them. Putting them down is the only mercy I can offer.”

The memories of those times threatened to overtake him. The only reason he survived those deaths was because he often prayed for the same mercy he granted to those broken souls.

“Doing that must be harder than all the wars and sieges you’ve ever waged.”

It was those times that he had prayed to the gods, begged to them for a better world, a world without monsters.

“Immortality is not as much of a gift as mortals would believe. It can breed monsters that even you would be sick to learn about. Imagine the sadists you’ve encountered—and then imagine them with millennia to hone their craft and warped desires.”

He watched Aelin shudder at the thought. She had also seen and known the monsters that plagued their world, but only from the human aspect. “This conversation’s become too awful to have after eating,”

“Tell me which one of your little cadre is the handsomest, and if he would fancy me.”

He could not hold back the choke that left his throat.  The thought of her and Fenrys made his blood boil, it was amazing how the boyo could annoy him even in a general conversation. But her with the others caused him to feel a strong dread in the pit of his stomach.

“The thought of you with any of my companions makes my blood run cold.”

“They’re that awful? Your kitty-cat friend looked decent enough.”

It took all of his being not to choke out a laugh. Kitty-cat?

“I don’t think my kitty-cat friend would know what to do with you—nor would any of the others. It would likely end in bloodshed.”

He crossed his arms at the grin that alight her face. While there was a part of him that wanted to see her smile, the other part did not want her to smile at the thought of being with one of his companions. He needed to end this conversation before it morphed into another line of questioning.

“They would likely have very little interest in you, as you’ll be old and decrepit soon enough and thus not worth the effort it would take to win you.”

He almost smiled when she rolled her eyes, “Killjoy.”

When he looked over her again, his eyes caught on her wrists, the proof that she had once worn shackles.

“A skilled healer could probably get rid of those scars—definitely the ones on your wrist, and most on your back.”

He was not sure why he offered the fleeting thought, her scars told a story that should not be erased.

“There were cells in the bowels of the mines that they used to punish slaves. Cells so dark you would wake up in them and think you’d been blinded. They locked me in there sometimes—once for three weeks straight. And the only thing that got me through it was reminding myself of my name, over and over and over—I am Celaena Sardothien.”

It took all of his two centuries of being Maeve’s blood sworn to lock down the rage that was boiling inside him. He sat listening to a girl of eighteen tell him about her hell.

“When they would let me out, so much of my mind had shut down in the darkness that the only thing I could remember was that my name was Celaena. Celaena Sardothien, arrogant and brave and skilled, Celaena who did not know fear or despair, Celaena who was a weapon honed by Death.”

“I don’t usually let myself think about that part of Endovier, after I got out, there were nights when I would wake up and think I was back in those cells, and I would have to light every candle in my room to prove I wasn’t. They don’t just kill you in the mines—they break you.

“There are thousands of slaves in Endovier, and a good number are from Terrasen. Regardless of what I do with my birthright, I’m going to find a way to free them someday. I will free them. Them, and all the slaves in Calaculla, too. So my scars serve as a reminder of that.”

The name whispered on the wind all those weeks ago came forward. Fireheart.

What other pain was she caring close to her heart? Before he could stop himself, “What happened ten years ago, Aelin?”

“I’m not going to talk about that.”

“If you took up your crown, you could free Endovier far more easily than—”

“I can’t talk about it.”

This is when he knew that she blamed herself in some part for the events that occurred ten years ago.

“Why?”

“There is this … rage, this despair and hatred and rage that lives and breathes inside me. There is no sanity to it, no gentleness. It is a monster dwelling under my skin. For the past ten years, I have worked every day, every hour, to keep that monster locked up. And the moment I talk about those two days, and what happened before and after, that monster is going to break loose, and there will be no accounting for what I do.”

And there it was. He had worked through that rage when he slowly killed the Fae that had murdered his wife and child. He was able to settle the rage knowing that those responsible were dead. He could not imagine what it would have been like to have to bottle up that rage because he was helpless to seek vengeance.

“That is how I was able to stand before the King of Adarlan, how I was able to befriend his son and his captain, how I was able to live in that palace. Because I did not give that rage, those memories, one inch. And right now I am looking for the tools that might destroy my enemy, and I cannot let out the monster, because it will make me use those tools against the king, not put them back as I should—and I might very well destroy the world for spite. So that is why I must be Celaena, not Aelin—because being Aelin means facing those things, and unleashing that monster. Do you understand?”

He did, more than she realized.

“For whatever it’s worth, I don’t think you would destroy the world from spite. But I also think you like to suffer. You collect scars because you want proof that you are paying for whatever sins you’ve committed. And I know this because I’ve been doing the same damn thing for two hundred years. Tell me, do you think you will go to some blessed Afterworld, or do you expect a burning hell? You’re hoping for hell—because how could you face them in the After-world? Better to suffer, to be damned for eternity and—”

“That’s enough,” she whispered.

What a pair they were. He continued to sit at his work table, knowing that if laid next to her in this very moment he would pull her into him. That was a line he could not cross. It was bad enough that he did not request a cot, sharing a living space would blur the lines, sharing a bed would blur then even farther.

He also knew that he should not get attached, that in a short matter of time that he would have to leave. That this chapter of their lives would end and at that time they would have to part ways.

For tonight and for the days to come he would live in the moment, take the small reprieve from the darkness that she had to offer.

Together. He knew that the together they spoke of did not end here. With that thought, he laid beside her allowing her scent of jasmine, lemon verbena and embers caress over his battered soul, before he spoke,  “At least if you’re going to hell, then we’ll be there together.”

Tired of fighting the urge to touch her, he brushed a large hand down her hair, hiding the smirk when she flatly stated, “I feel bad for the dark god already.”

“When I’m back to normal, can I assume you’re going to yell at me about almost burning out?”

He let out a soft laugh but continued stroking her hair. “You have no idea.”

In that moment he decided that the day she decided to free the slaves from the labor camps, that he would be beside her. Even if Maeve whipped him within a millimeter of his life, it would be worth the pain to see a single wish of hers to come true. “I have no doubt that you’ll be able to free the slaves from the labor camps some day. No matter what name you use.”

When he felt her hand against his chest, and she whispered “thank you for looking after me,” he grunted to fight the urge to pull her closer. Boundaries. She was off-limits for a thousand reasons, not to mention that even if he could open his heart in that way again, he was sworn to Maeve.

@awesomebooksuniverse @loppymooney @queen-elain @inrealliampain @namjoonseuphoria

[abookofdreamss]

KOA Theory

As much as I hate to say it, I think Dorian will die in KOA and have kitty girl Chaol rule Adarlan

Just think about it, he’s not immortal but his only real “love interest” is immortal. We all know him, Aelin or Manon have to sacrifice themselves forging the lock and being the lil beam he is, he wouldn’t let them do that. So he would sacrifice himself.

Now you might be wondering who might rule Adarlan. Well a while back Dorian once said something about a healer would be a good queen for the kingdom (idk exactly). BUT who do we know is a amazing healer Yrene towers. And who is her husband ?? CHAOL WESTFALL.

Yes, this is me say Dorian will sacrifice himself and leave chaol ruling Adarlan.

[kurtty-drabbles]

5 Times Kitty met an ex of EW!Kurt

N/A: Do I like the mean Ex trope? Yes, but not all of them will be the crazy ex. Also, healing Kitty is the one I´m basing this ask.

@djinmer4 @bamfoftheundead @kurttyfamily @tieflingteeth

Requesting healing from Zaorva is not an extravagant procedure, however, this princess-the one of a prestigious lineage- called for Kitty´s services rather quickly and the healer has no choice but to comply.

Once arriving at the palace-the word opulence comes to mind along with decadency- the princess has a smirk on her pretty face and is twirling her hair as she has such a condescending aura regards Kitty.

"I´m the healer of Zaorva, I heard there´s a case of dragon pox returning to the kingdom, do you need help with the vaccines?" she asked not fully grasping what this princess expect Kitty to do. "I can´t resurrect the dead, but I can make sure the living won´t suffer "

The Princess only smirks. "There´s no case of dragon pox here!"

Kitty titled her head. "So you want me to teach the healers of the kingdom how to prepare for a pandemia?"

"No, I wanted to see Kurt´s new girlfriend, has he ever mentioned about me?"

Kitty never in her life wished for a dragon pox as much as she is wishing now.

"No, I had no idea who you are until you request me to come here," there´s this concelled anger on her. "So you ask me to come here just to see my face?"

The princess is mentioning something, surely, but Kitty only sighs and replied. "I´ll triple my price now"

The princess still doesn´t get what Kurt sees in this mere healer.

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By all accounts, elves no longer exist, at least not how books and painting depicted them, what does exist is the second generation of elves who, in order to survive, mate with many species.

She is invited to do a seminary about health and magic. The elves- the third generation can reclaim the word but has still some issues about how some artists depicted them- invited Kitty for her expertise.

Moreover, Kitty is an outsider and has an elf monitoring her every move, for safety reasons.

The lady elf is undeniable pretty.

"So, you´re the necromancer´s new paramour? I heard great things about you!" she flips her pretty fair hair and looks up and down to Kitty.

Kitty is still awestruck at the beauty of said elf lady.

"I heard you´re a fantastic healer" she exclaimed.

"Pretty," she said in a loopy way.

The elf lady tilted her head. "You too find women attractive?"

Kitty nods her head.

The elf lady is at the loss of words.

"I wasn´t expecting this" the elf lady used glamour to disguise her beauty.

Kitty stares at the elf lady. The elf lady stares back.

"So, you´re the necromancer´s lover?"

"Nice tits"

In the end, the seminary was a success and Kitty is more than happy to leave the kingdom as the elf lady truly didn´t get the answer she was expecting it.

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The third case was on Kitty is called to help with pregnancy. A woman wants to get pregnant but is afraid of the possible diseases the child may inherited-her family had a bad medical history- and Kitty is more than glad to help.

The woman is really pretty.

"I´ve to confess, I have an ulterior motive to pick you, I heard you were Kurt´s lover and I want to see you" she confessed and Kitty sighs and rolls her eyes.

"Relax, I´m more than happy with my husband and my life, but I never thought Kurt, of all people, would fall in love," she remarks.

"You call him Kurt...was an amicable breakup?" she asked impressed.

"We never date, per se, it was just sex but yes, you could say it was amicable...but can I ask how you two fall in love? That man has a wall around his heart" she asked curiously.

"I want to say this is a personal question and nothing to do with my profession, but, what the hell, I´m too old to care," Sigh she said. "I don´t know, maybe it's because I´m immortal as he is, I don´t know...I didn´t seduce him if that´s the general consensus"

"I see, anyway, back to the real reason for your visit...so, my family has poor eye-sight"

"Well, if it´s severe, the temple has the means to fix it,"

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Cerise returns from her planet and is shocked to see Kitty is dating Kurt, not for the typical reasons but for one reason alone.

"I thought you and Rachel were dating"

"Oh, no, we´re just friends. I´m older than her mother, that would be a bit weird, even more as I help deliver her"

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Conventionally speaking, a trip on a pool of your blood is not very pleasing. Even less so, if your arm was ripped off and you´re being monologue by a woman who has more cleavage than anything else.

"So you´re the Necromancer´s lover? rather pathetically" the woman tsked in annoyance. "What he even saw in you?"

Kitty takes a long deep breath. Of course, this was an ambush by one of his crazes exes.

Of course, she is delusional enough to kill Kitty.

The girl is regenerating her hand, the pain is still screaming in her mind until her arm is fully regenerated.

Turns out, the screams aren´t so much a metaphor as it´s a real fact.

The necromancer located Kitty first and the ex is not getting the happy reunion she was hopping.

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Kitty narrows her eyes at him. "Why do you so much have crazy murderous exes?"

Kurt shurgs. "I´m evil, I did date women who were evil or worse than me"

[kurtty-drabbles]

“Dad’s dead because of you.” (EW!verse)

N/A: Kitty Healer travels back time and meets Young EW Kurt. Some Plot Twist here. I guess?

@dannybagpipesarecalling @djinmer4 @bamfoftheundead @muninandhugin

Kitty is an immortal healer who has her fair share of "dead evil wizards" in her proverbial list- she is well aware she broke her vow to Zaorva in regards healing, yet, Zaorva has yet to punish her or maybe Zaorva is showing some favoritism here- but with all the foes she defeated throughout her life, no one could ever be as memorable or disturbing as Bluebeard-the man killed wives yet has enough sons and daughters to remember his name- whose parents are always happy to try to take Kitty out of this world.

One of his descents found Kitty and wanting revenge cast a deadly spell. "Rue the die you killed Bluebeard" and Kitty rolls her eyes and tossed a knife at him hitting his heart right in the spot-she can´t die, she´s immortal and she´s invulnerable to all poisons, so, the spell is pointless against Kitty- however, as she looks at her surrounders dread pours on her small figure.

"Ok, Ok. I´m in the past...I need to find the temple and go back to my time asap" Kitty speaks to herself to soothe her own nerves-after waiting around to see if the spell would revert itself, Kitty is ready to leave- the streets are a bit different, but, not in a way that prevents Kitty to recognize where she is- and she walks slowly as if everything is normal.

"Sir, excuse me, where is the Temple of Zaorva?" Kitty asked and the man looks at her curiously. The man has blue skin and fur, but, his eyes are green- one of the Evil Necromancer´s kids?- and he responds. "the nearest temple of Zaorva is in another continent...here we have the one and true religion"

Kitty inwardly cringes as she has an idea of what he´ll say.

"The Necromancer is the one and true voice we follow"

"Damnit!"

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The Evil Necromancer is far too young than Kitty could ever anticipate also she had no intention of meeting the young Necromancer, however, the man is dumb as it can be and Kitty is a healer first and foremost so when one of his kids- how many kids and wives this man needs?- got severely ill Kitty offers to help.

(There another moral code she dealt. Save the kid who has an illness who has no cure this year or cure this child with the antidote only you know? Pros and cons did hammer in her mind, in the end, she healed the child and lied about everything else)

"You saved my child...ask me anything and I shall grant to you" Kitty supposes the man must be thinking she wants him or money...he´ll be surprised by her response.

"Take me to the Zaorva´s temple"

The man winced and shiver slightly- no, Kitty has no idea what Zaorva did to this man nor she wishes to know- "the nearby temple is in another country"

"Take me there then..."

"A country who is in war and all the healers are helping healing the soldiers. There´s neutrality granted to them. If you go now... some people, very powerful people will perceive you as an enemy and the temple may lose the neutrality"

Kitty closes her eyes. "I forget about this damn war" Kurt looks at her incredulous and Kitty ignores him. "I still take my chances...I need to go to the temple"

Kurt truly looks at her. "What odd woman you are"

"What manslut you are!"

And Kurt laughs amused and Kitty doesn´t see what´s so funny.

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A woman named Amanda- Amanda Steel, a Princess with long red hair - arrives to seduce the Evil Necromancer and meet the man dangerously close to a mere healer- in the Princess´s opinion- as the woman is writing something and lecturing the necromancer who is too amused.

"You´re a phenomenal healer, know that?"

"Of course, I don´t need anyone putting the obvious"

Amanda did get to sleep with Kurt, of course, but the man didn´t show a lick of interest as he did with that mere healer.

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Kurt took her to the temple as much he can. "Look, whatever your business with the temple is...I can offer a better place than what they can offer" there´s a soft plea and Kitty offers a small smile.

"I need to go there...Zaorva called me"

"I don´t like Zaorva"

"I think this feeling is mutual"

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The leader of the temple finished the evaluation and nods affirming Kitty´s story is real and they are ready to send her back to her own timeline. "Wanna know who wins this bloody war?"

"No, it means nothing to us"

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The Young Necromancer is depressed once the temple confirms that Kitty ascends to the next place- no one will tell him Kitty time travel- and his kids never saw his father so depressed.

"He liked her so much?"

"I think he loved her"

"And dad is dead because of her..."

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Kitty is back to her timeline wanting to track the spell to study thoroughly, but, as she watches the corpse of her foe lay on the floor- She was in the past for a week and is back to the present in less than a minute- she knows she needs a bit of necromancy to help. Jude is busy with a big job for Pheonix´s temple.

"How much do you charge to resurrect this man?" Kitty asked the Evil Necromancer who is glaring at her.

"I feel I know you somewhere..."

"Lamest pickup line ever"

[kurtty-drabbles]

“10 or 100 years, I will always wait for you, love.” (EW!verse)

@dannybagpipesarecalling @djinmer4 @bamfoftheundead @everykurt

N/A: Kitty the healer found out who is her soulmate and is now trying to avoid him at all cost.

Logan often wonders about Kurt´s soulmate, oh, aside from what people would think he does have one and this person seems to appear and disappear at will leaving Kurt confused and determined to find his soulmate.

Laura put the mystery and secrecy behind as she is now confessing about Kurt´s soulmate. "Look, you have to promise to not tell him...promise" Laura states torn between her loyalties.

"I promise...can you tell me who his soulmate is?"

"I can say...she´s a healer and that´s all"

And how Kurt got this information is beyond Logan as he never planned to tell him, but, maybe for once, the worst detective of this world can get a lead and be correct.

"She´s a healer of Zaorva" Kurt states bemused. "and considering my soul mark is often glowing and here and there for the past 100 years ...she´s immortal like me"

"And what you´ll do?" Logan doubt Kurt will round every healer of Zaorva for two good and obvious reasons. 1) That would take time and be pointless as there are many, many, and many healers in their ranks 2) Zaorva is watching and Kurt fears her still.

"I´ll think something...I´m sure I´ll meet her...if she´s afraid because of my status...I can always go back and be heroic" Kurt smiles as if this is the most obvious solution.

[kurtty-drabbles]

Blue Dressed in Black (Evil Wizard AU)

@dannybagpipesarecalling @djinmer4 @bamfoftheundeadN/A: Kids what time is it? Time to cheat EW Kurt o´clock. The final instalment.

When one accepts the crow it comes with great responsibilities and Lady Marian was taught from a young age that her life resolves in a political and profitable marriage, in the end, her parents are a bit backwards, but, Lady Marian knew her life would be better if she does what is told.

The evil necromancer is an erratic man for sure (words come to mouth to mouth how his last paramours ended up abruptly. Persephone was beautiful and cheat on him and was "sent away" and Lady Marian does not have a good image of her future right now) and seems to think she´s pretty, but, is not showing the enthusiasm as her parents are hoping.

In fact, when the man seems a bit reluctant on the marriage and Lady Marian would love if he can cancel the whole ordeal, but, he stands firm as this is a political marriage.

"I don´t like you" Lady Marian confessed once she´s alone with him. "I won´t love you. EVER" is so bold to say this and is so amazing be honest with herself, but, the necromancer does not seem that into her newfound courage.

"The marriage stays now and if you cheat me...the consequences will be horrible for you" is his warning. And so, the wedding is on the make and everyone is wearing their best outfits for the occasion.

Kitty Pryde, the royal healer, is wearing a nice blue dress, however, the bride overshadows everyone by entering in the chapel with a black dress and is not one a good way.

Ororo mutters something to Kitty as she watches the bride standing next to the necromancer. "this won´t end well!" and Kitty is not that obvious to not notice this. "Why he is marrying her?" no answer was given so far.

And Kitty and Ororo are right on the money as the honeymoon was really, really short and no one comes back feeling satisfied. Kitty watches the last fight among the couple. The bride notices Kitty, carrying a set of clean sheets, and she points at Kitty angrily.

"Take her if you want so much...I never want to see your face, you vile man" and she leaves without waiting for an answer. The necromancer is not showing any signal of angry.

"I´m sorry for that, Katzchen...this marriage is not working as I thought it would"

"Ah, that´s alright. I suppose. You and Lady Marian have time to understand each other" Kitty offers politely "If I may ask...why you married Lady Marian?"

"A political marriage"

And Kitty is wrong if she thought things would get better because in the next months the couple gets colder and colder with each other, which by the way, it wouldn´t be uncommon for royal couples to detest each other...rarely those unions are about love, however, one wrong corner reveals Lady Marian making out with a man that is not Kurt and this proves how wrong Kitty was.

"Uhm, Kurt, where is Lady Marian?" she asked as the betray was quick discover by Kitty and a bamf.

"Gone" he repeats again this word. "Gone to her house. The marriage is cancelled...have you ever get married?"

"No, immortality taught me that marriage can be a bit tricky"

"WAIT, YOU´RE IMMORTAL?!"

"....I have to work, Kurt, see you later"

[kurtty-drabbles]

Mulan au (Everybody is talking)

N/A: I had this idea for a while and EW Kurt talking with his entourage about Kitty should happen. Also, EW Kurt rocks with a scarlet robe.

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The thin veil that covers part of his face is not doing a great job in masking his real intentions. The necromancer is far too interested in the resident mysterious and allusive Monster hunter named Kitty Pryde.

Bloodstorm, Beast and Logan were assigned to investigate who this woman is and what she likes and whatnot. What happened in the kingdom with Captain Pryde is more than enough to make him forget about Princess Flowers.

And when the necromancer reveals his face, a calm and serene smile, they all know it is a good facade to hide how this man is really interested in knowing more about Kitty Pryde.

"So, what my advisers found out about this Kitty Pryde?" Kurt asked with his eyes without a pupil and his trademark smile. Bloodstorm is not one to be intimidated easily, so, she speaks first.

"First, the Queen of the Kingdom you invaded sent her apologies for the break in the contract and she is willing to pay for the misconduct in order for you to forgive this incident" Ororo states and Kurt is bemused as he merely shurgs even after knowing the price in question.

"Fine, is a nice way to damage control, Beast insist I invaded the kingdom and well...this is more practical, besides, they all know what I can do" Kurt explained with a smile on his face that grows wild once he is moving to his favourite subject lately "and now I know what she can do...a flaming sword? so cliche but epic at the same time" the last part is only for Kurt, but, the 3 advisers side-eye each other.

"Well, the kingdom wants peace and I can say you won´t go evil necromancer on them...right?" Logan asked and Kurt merely smirks and he will interpret this as he wants. "But, in regards this Kitty Pryde, she is a monster hunter" Logan explained carefully "and she is immortal, having the same age as you"

Kurt perks with this information and looks at Beast for his turn to share information. "Kitty Pryde is an embassy for the faes and gets favour from favour from all the magical community" Beast explained and Kurt is deeply interested now, too much "she is part of the Monster Slayer community and is seen as one of the best, no, the best."

"And why is she in that poor kingdom?" Kurt asked a bit impatient after all since Kitty Pryde is powerful enough to defeat him like is no big deal she should at least serve a better kingdom. "And why go as James Pryde?"

Ororo takes her cue to continue. "Well, like a fae´s blessings are a bit different from human´s views..." Ororo had an elegant explanation for this, but, Logan was straightforward.

"She needs the money" he replied. "that´s it"

Beast intervene. "She was blessed by the faes to never be out of money for basic necessities, but, the faes and economics don´t hand together...plus, Kitty is Jewish and she hates all the bad connotation her religion and culture suffers in hands of less intelligent people" he offers and concludes "she is known for killing them and is very protective of her religion. Ben Grimmes tells me she is always present in the Synagoga he frequents"

"I have killed antisemitic in my time too," Kurt told sincerely "I confess it wasn´t for the same reason as Kitty´s, but, I have...Is good to know Kitty really has no problem in killing" no one will point out she did kill him.

Now, Kurt rose from the chair and makes an important question if his body language can be any indication. "Now, does Kitty have anyone?" This question has so many meanings that the 3 take their time to replies.

"She has a family" Ororo goes first " She married 600 years ago to a man and she has her descendants now, they all call her big mom since she is by all accounts the mom of the family" Ororo has no idea of Kurt´s secret kink, but, believes Kurt should be aware of this fact.

"She is bisexual if is that what you wanted to know, and no, I don´t think she has anyone at this point" Logan replies.

"No, she is not in love with the King nor the Queen" Beast replied and adds "but she is helping the Queen with the woman´s rights in the kingdom, once they all found out she is a human it makes no sense for ''no woman'' idea to exist...and well, things are changing faster there"

Kurt smirks there. "But not everyone is accepting the changes, right?"

"No, they aren´t" Ororo confirms.

"I take a civil war is in the making, right? Woman wanting control is always a danger for little weak men...and Kitty would be tired of that, wouldn´t she?" Kurt is musing "and what jobs we have for her?"

"Frankly? Not much" Beast speaks "she is too clumsy for a maid, has inhumane power to be a healer,  and does not know how to take orders to be in the military"

"There´s always something," Kurt said too cheerfully and dismissed them. Except, they still remain in their spots and sighing they shake their heads, now, speaking in unison.

"We can´t cause as she caught on us spying on her, she cast this spell on us" they speak in perfect harmony "Necromancer if you want to know me, go talk with me, don´t send people to spy me" and they stop and now they can leave the room(Logan points at Kurt for him to not do anything stupid and Ororo wants blood as Hank is tired)

Who are you, Kitty Pryde?

[kurtty-drabbles]

Healing au (3/3)

N/A: Lat part of this AU and it will be incomplete, well, in an opening end of sorts.

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @sailorstar9 @discordsworld @look-ma-no-hands336

The new Kingdom wasn´t annexed in his belt of conquest because, in Kurt´s eyes, that kingdom he raises from ashes is to Zaorva, and Kurt does not need to make a powerful enemy in Zaorva, so, this Kingdom works under her laws and this seems to please the deity.

The healer, an immortal healer that Kurt can´t shake her image out of his mind, is his faithful company, in a sense, his allies may die, his women may die, but, this enigma of the healer is always by his side, of course, not as he wishes to.

“Stop that, Necromancer!” Kitty screams as her hands are glowing. Kurt has to give credit, Kitty Pryde has more energy and courage than many enemies he faced, however, is not enough. “No, I´ll conquer the entire world, Katzchen”

Kitty shakes her head in disbelief. “Why?” and she was expecting a grandiose speech or maybe a sad childhood memory, instead, what she gets is. “Why not?” and Kurt has his army of zombies outside, new additions can be seen and Kurt is now gazing into her doe eyes.

“Look, why do we need to fight? Join me, we can do so much together” Kurt starts and Kitty can pinpoint how many of his students used something similar on her and in the others healers, of course, they must have learned from the best and evilest wizard ever.

“Kurt, I can´t be your evil queen, as my place is next to Zaorva´s light and I know you fear her, and I know you don´t believe in love ever since Alma did die” Kitty replies in an honest tone, if the intention was to level with Kurt, it manages to do the opposite.

“Who do you know about Alma? I only told….this to Bob” Kurt said in a hissed tone and Kitty is ready to end this cat-mouse game. “Look, let´s cut the chase, I know, you know, we both know. I was Bob the entire time and my first mission was to make sure you didn´t have the spear, however, I have no clue people already destroyed the spear…even knowing that information I still keep as a Bob because I like to be around you…when you aren´t the EVIL Necromancer, you can be a nice guy”

Kurt is blinking slowly and re-thinking everything he thought he know. Kitty was Bob? She thought he knew? Suddenly, this makes so much more sense, why Kitty knows little details about how Kurt likes his coffee or beer if he only has this conversation with Bob?!

Kurt is gracious enough to not say anything, no words can be formed in his lips, as he silently leaves along with his army. Kitty Pryde is sure the man is thinking on the next move of their game, while the kingdom is afraid of what this will mean for them. People start paying tributes to please Kurt, who ever since that big revelation, is in a silent mood, the tributes are far more luxurious than anything Kurt could ever hope if he had come and conquered the city/kingdom himself, in fact, is more lucrative this way.

Kitty goes to speak with the necromancer, but, his mansion is gone and no one knows where he is. Time is incredibly relevant if you have all the time in the world, and the next time she saw Kurt is in a creepy circus…he runs.

“Katzchen, I´m glad fate brought you here” Kurt speaks and Kitty can see his white hair and how that makes him look old and completely different from their last conversation. “I did leave without saying a word” there´s a tone of apology as he continues “in reality, I was dealing with personal affairs, well, it wasn't a nice excuse for leaving without saying a word, but, if we can be friends, no secrets this time” Kurt adds much to her surprise “I would be happy”

Kitty smiles amused. “ Of course, I heard you lay off the whole conquistador thing” she is visible proud and Kurt can see she does not know his others “business” well, conquer kingdoms are too complexed in the end. Kitty seems to accept his apology as she accepts shaking his hand firmly.

Kurt offers a smile as he walks along with the healer, too trusting and not aged a bit, somehow this is good, somehow this is bad, the contrast of evil and good is always a cliché Kurt didn´t believe until now.  “Still a healer of Zaorva?” Kurt asked still fearing the name itself. Fear is a way to show respect.

“Oh, of course, I also work with the X-men…sometimes” then she adds “and you decides to use your amazing abilities of a detective to be a ringleader, that´s impressive,” Kitty speaks honestly.  Kurt blinks, amazing abilities of a detective?

“Why you said that?” Kurt asked confused. “Wait, why you never told me before you were Bob?” the question is laced with confusion and more confusion(the anger? It vanished along the years)

Kitty blinks as if he´s making a dumb question. “Kurt, you always knew I was Bob and we were always playing this game, but, now we don´t have any motivation to keep up the game anymore, we can finally be honest with each other” Kitty declares.

What? Is all Kurt Wagner is thinking.

Kitty Pryde is a trademark in Kurt´s life at this point, to the point, their kids Damian and Talia spot the woman several, several times in their father´s house, a lovely woman in their opinion, she has one flaw.

“Your father is a great detective, I´m sure he knew Princess Susan and his own student Mortis were a couple all this time and he did all that confusion to allow the two women to marry each other” Kitty confessed with such sheer honesty that makes Talia and Damian look pissed and disapproving at Kurt who is looking at his own tea.

“Yeah, that´s dad, the greatest detective ever!” there´s a heavy sarcasm tone in their line that Kitty is not understanding and Kurt still is talking about his own tea. The scene is being watched by Zaorva and Venus.

“I was right, Venus!” Zaorva exclaimed proudly.

“About him being an idiot or she being too sweet/naïve?” Venus asked.

“Well, both in this case, but, they will stay together from now on” Zaorva concludes impressed with herself and Venus can risk one chore done out of her list.

[kurtty-drabbles]

Breaking a curse (Healer AU)

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @sailorstar9 @discordsworld @look-ma-no-hands336N/A: A test to the real au. Bob and Kitty good luck.

Zaorva was more than clear about the fate of Casgrawth. The young and immoral necromancer is arrogant, but, not to the point of tempting Zaorva´s wrath, so, he can put his campaign to a temporary close as he has to craft a new kingdom under the ashes of the old one.

The surviving members of the genocide of Casgrawth are being punished by Kurt himself as now his plan has to be stalled, and now his harem has an uneven member and many political allies are muttering plots for later, as with the loss of this royal family…their biggest ally fails as well.

“How to create a city?” Kurt asked in doubt as no one in his harem or allies understand how to make the city and Kurt have to be humble and ask help, thankfully, the Herald of Zaorva gave him a great indication, a man named Bob.

“So, Bob, what do you think?” Kurt asked impatiently to Bob and the man, not hiding the symbol of Zaorva, only replies this. “Well, first we need to make sure the soil is fertile, and that won´t be a quick task” Bob explained and Kurt only sighs as he really has to put his domination plans to later.

Bob did prove to be an exemplary worker, of course, Kurt keep an eye on him, the funny scrawny man with doe eyes may be a spy, however, Bob really manage to stick around and he has never shared any of the information given. Grant, he did ask about the spear and was disappointed when Kurt gives the answer.

“Hey, Bob,” Kurt did ask as the man one day, a man macht alles in his birth language, as Bob is finishing the project him and Kurt(or else Zaorva will zap him) are working together. “why a man as funny as you never got married? Are you interested in any of the women in the harem?”

Bob is bemused. “No” and Kurt can read between the line. “I see, you swig to the other team, got it, that´s ok Bob, you do you”

Bob is still bemused.

__________________________________________________________Kitty Pryde often works as a healer and at this very moment, Kitty is facing Mortis, a student of Kurt who can kill anything she touches, the matches is sadly uneven…for Mortis.

Mortis can´t touch Kitty, although, Kitty can cut her nerves and make Mortis fall to the ground. Immobilized as light lines coming from Kitty´s hands are controlling her movements, or in this case, the lack of it.

The woman carries Mortis, once the other woman is knocked and has no way to use her power, and is looking for her master and spot the Necromancer in a bar drinking beer.

“Hey, there are you, so, your student tried to kill me, but, she didn´t get it, I know you are hosted here for a few days, but, you may have to stay here for a bit more until she’s fully recovered. ” Kitty offers as nicely as she usually does and the necromancer stops in mid-air not enjoying more the beverage.

“You defeated Mortis? How?” Kurt asked and Kitty rolls her eyes, “Is not important, now, I´ll take her to her room, she´ll need a rest, will you help me or not?”

In the end, Kurt help Kitty nurse Mortis back to health, he has no idea why she cares, but, is happy to be able to be that close of the enigmatic healer. Of course, he did have to cut some throats as he does not want people the evil necromancer is being soft.

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“Oh, you had to been there Bob, she shows up carrying Mortis as if it wasn´t nothing” Kurt is talking with Bob about his last meeting with Kitty Pryde. “An immortal healer of Zaorva, who has the ability to phase and healing anything created new ways to combine healing with combat and she has doe eyes”

Bob is sweating a little. “Oh, well, you seem to know a lot about her”

Kurt nods proudly as Bob understand his obsession/fascination with the healer.  "I know she was born in the island of Nazorth, the single daughter of a commoner and a wealthy lady, a wedding who end as Kitty shows her magical abilities"

Bob is sweating more. “You really know a lot about her”

Kurt smiles and adds. “One of the oldest member of Zaorva and is immortal, now, how is she immortal? Zaorva never grants immortality to humans…”

Bob is sweating profusely.

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Casgrawth is now finally rebuilt and Bob has to think on an excuse to leave the Necromancer´s grasp, so far, he´s just a good employee, but if Kurt ever finds out who he is.

“Uhm, Kurt, I´m ready to leave now, my boyfriend Chad propose me and I think I´m ready to return to my homeland” Bob make a small speech about family and Kurt believes(Kitty does not believe and is sure this is an elaborated game of him)

When Kurt spots Kitty Pryde she only looks as he is gazing upon her. The man has a trick on his sleeve and Kitty needs to be smart. Meanwhile, Kurt is in awe as he is watching the healer again.

What is her plan now? thought Kurt amused.

What is his plan now? thought Kitty carefully.

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Kurt now is free to conquer more countries and in his spare time, or in between work, he often asks about the healer and even likes to do “fanart” about the healer. Oddly enough, one day he sends a very smuttish hentai to Bob and Kitty shows up in the next day to fix the draw and to explain her boobs aren´t 30% of her body.

“Wait, who are you?” Kurt asked.

“I´m Kitty, not boobs” Kitty exclaimed

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Venus look along with Zaorva as the events unfold. The necromancer is so far up into his own ass that will take a while for him to truly notice what´s going on, and Kitty is so afraid of her own feelings…

“My lady, what are you going to do?” Venus asked.

“Nothing, they can break their own curse on their own”

[kurtty-drabbles]

“Dance for me, and only me.” (Evil Wizard AU)

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @discordsworld @look-ma-no-hands336 N/A: I wanted to make the swan au, but, I already did one. So, this is an au of au harem. In this version, Kitty, the healer, is immortal, but she wants to learn necromancy because…why not? (no deep meaning here) there´s no lady necromancer here and Kitty thought “hey, I´m immortal, I can try”

Kitty Pryde is smart with money. She has enough money to live well(no extreme luxurious, just the necessary things to live and a few comforts here and there) without raising questions.

Kitty Pryde is older than Logan notices and one day as the two are drinking beer, the man speaks about necromancy(the subject of Lady Zaorva still freaks him out) and mentioned all the necromancers he has met.

“Jude, Nightcrawler, Justin, Calvin” Logan stops and ponders for a moment as he drinks his second beer “Oh right, James”

“You never met any lady necromancer?” Kitty asked confused as magic has no gender role.

“Of course not, there´s no Lady necromancer, Kitten” Logan speaks and now is ready for his third beer. The gears in her mind are working. No Lady Necromancer in the past? Fine, Kitty can be the first one._______________________________“My Lady Zaorva” Kitty goes to the temple praying for the entity´s blessing “I shall endeavour in a plot far too complex than it should, Am I still in your grace?” Kitty asked.

“Of course, go be a necromancer, little one, careful, necromancy may take you to strange paths and healing a bone and bring a body back are different things” Lady Zaorva echoes her statement in Kitty´s mind.

“I know, but, it gives me a base to start” Kitty respond kindly.

“Then, continue on my grace, little one”

Now, Kitty, the healer can start a new journey.____________________One thing she learned is that many people can claim to be a necromancer and benefit from the favours and goodies without having to prove themselves. Sam, the fake Necromancer(as Kitty labels him) promised to resurrect the dead, but, in reality, he and his buddy Jimmy. Are only using Jimmy´s ability to clone himself and a clever glamour to pretend Sam bring anyone back.

Kitty is very disappointed and has no ounce of compassion as she exposed the fraud.

“Is there a secret school for necromancy?” Kitty asked, one day, to Logan, as the man mentioned Jude needing his help “well, actually, good question. I´ve no idea how they get such power. Nightcrawler once mentioned he just knew it…I guess is something you have or don´t” the implications and insinuations are clear as crystal and Kitty can ignore them.

“Well, then I´ll ask Jude if he knows, thank, Logan”___________________________Jude is a bit surprised and confused as for why a woman, a healer of Zaorva, wants to be a necromancer(“you´re the Goddess favourite and she grants you immortality” “NOPE, she never gives immortality to her followers, I get this …from another way” “ok, well…I suppose I could try…but, Miss Pryde, necromancy is a tough subject” “so is healing and I´m better than you”) but did teach her a thing or two.

Necromancy and healing are not that different, yet, at some times, it feels two different things.

Jude giving dead animals is not as gross as the man thinks. She once sews a man without magic.

“Try to make the heart of this little fellow beat again” Jude instructed. Kitty did take a while to finish the task, the heartbeat, but the animal is not alive again. “Because you need to learn much more. What do you know about spirits?”

One day, Jude is called to help restless spirits and for a moment almost ask Kitty to join him, except, those are the vile and violent ones and a new (necromancer?) like her will be a nice appetizer to them.

“I can´t teach you for a few months, maybe a whole year, Miss Pryde, go to the North, on a city called Abstos, you´ll know everything you need to know about necromancy. Stay on Zaorva´s grace”

______________________________________The city of Abstos reeks with dead and life, which makes sense to Kitty.  There are many books and opening class on how to raise the dead. No girl in any of such classes.

The money she got is not enough to buy the books she needs(food and shelter she has) so, the woman gets a job as a waitress. No one would hire her as a healer.

“We fear Zaorva, she has no power here and neither does you” the medical chief explained and the guild master approaches the young(?) woman “we workship an entity your Goddess defeated, rest assured, we can be civil” the kinder man assured quickly, no civil war need  "if you want to stay and work, you need to go to another job, Tom´s bar is indeed of a waitress"

Tom´s bar is surprisingly tidy and friendly. The man, Tom, let Kitty work and study in peace as long it does not interfere in the job.

One day, she manages to bring back a small bird(a cat attacked the small bird and was ready to devour the corpse when Kitty did stop him) who is chippering on her shoulder.

“I did, I bring something back” Kitty is amazed at such feat.

And soon the small bird, becomes a slight big bird, to bigger bird, to another big animal until she did bring a man back from life. An assassin, ironical executed by the wrong crime.

This caught the attention of many people. A woman? Doing necromancy?  

Kitty once did try to go to the open classes who aren´t comfortable to teach a woman. The excuse of her being a zaorviana does not fit well as Kitty was wearing her civil clothes._____________________________She is getting far too famous to the point people when in need of a necromancer, are preferring to deal with the Lady Necromancer. Kitty can resurrect people as well as talk with their spirits.

“Ah, the assassin returns” Kurt smiled wickedly at the man who failed him, he has no interest in giving a second chance, but “who are you still alive? Who brings you back?”

“A woman. A real Lady necromancer” the assassin replied in awe in his eyes. A hoard of zombies can be a spot as Kurt now look directly at his assassin. “Are you telling me the truth?”

“Yes, she´s a woman and knows necromancy. She´s at Abstos learning what she can…but no one wants to teach a woman…so, she´s learning all by herself”

“All by herself?”___________________________One day, Kitty is eyeing a new book for her studies when she noticed the price. Only a king can afford this.

“Why this book is so expensive?” she asked to the bookshop, a woman far too used at Kitty´s presence “Oh, it was written by HIM” Kitty pales and speaks in the language of Zaorva, notice the confusion the woman tries again “the evil necromancer…not HIM”

“Oh, that´s a relief, and what´s in this book?”

“Only who has money can read” to illustrate her point. She shows the book. Blank pages.

Kitty ended up working as a dancer for Tom´s bar and she´s getting quite a money. Of course, reputation.

An angel who wants to sin.

Kitty notices the golden eyes. Kitty just dances.  Is a routine.___________________________________“My lady, I´m ready to return to the temple, I feel I have nothing else to learn” Kitty is praying to Zaorva and is ready to pack her things when someone knocks on her door.

The man with golden eyes and white hair.

“Yes?” she asked gazing at his eyes “wrong room for sure”

“No, that´s the right one, training necromancy by yourself, I´m impressed” Kurt stated not entering in her room. “But, I´m disappointed, you feel like this is all you can do? that´s your limit?”

“Is not your limit?” she remember the book this man wrote and how in the end, the money she gathers was not enough.

“Of course, not. We´re immortal, can do much more than just that, wanna to see it?”

“Why offering me to teach me? I don´t have money to buy your book”

“Because…you have raw talent and money can´t buy that.”

“How do I know you won´t go evil on me or on my people?”

“I´ll do a blood oat with you as for your people…I fear Zaorva too much”

Kitty bites her lips and accepts once he makes the blood oath.__________________________________“Why her? Is just because she´s a woman?” Logan asked fearing for Kitty´s life. Bloodstorm is amused at this situation.

“I like how she dances. I like her magic and I like her soul. I´m old, Logan, older than you, older than Ororo. I´m very selective in such things” then adds “besides, a lady necromancer is something we never had before”

[kurtty-drabbles]

“So, can we actually walk through walls?” (Any!verse)

@djinmer4  @dannybagpipesarecalling @discordsworld @look-ma-no-hands336 N/A: A sequel for the ask of Evil Wizard Kurt and Healer/Necromancer Kitty.

Once you step outside of your land, once you venture to the big world, nothing feels the same. Those words echo in Kitty´s mind. Now, she´s here with the evil necromancer, a man the temple often speaks, not very fondly, and she wonders if the thirst for knowledge is a good or bad thing.

“ You´d have a harem, right?” Kitty asked in a straightforward way as many tales of this man fills her mind and all of them could fill a liberate´s tale. And women in harems do not take kindly new visitors, especially, a woman.

“ yes, I do, fret not, the girls will like you” she gave a pointy look at him and cross her arms, the fact his servants are near and could rip Kitty´s flesh never cross her mind, which amused Kurt deeply “oh, no, you aren´t forced or trick to join the harem, that´s not how it works” smirks at him “I´m here just to teach you, promise by my blood”

“OK, I believe in your blood oath, but, no jokes, I know what those women do to remain in power. They aren´t nice ladies” Kitty informs Kurt who nods absently.

“The last one tries to cheat on me…I send her away” to be devoured to my monsters. Mentally adds.

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The women in the harem, only Mara and Kymri, are not happy with Kitty´s presence in the building, in fact, her families aren´t happy either. The necromancer is teaching magic that few could dream to learn(not even his best pupil can have access to such spells)

“Why she?” Mara asked about to cry. Her beloved Kurt, the father of her future kids, is preferring that healer over her?

“She must bewitch him” Kymri, once stopping crying, answers the burning question “if Kurt wants a Lady Necromancer, I shall give you to him, and that no name woman will be forgotten”

The two vow to learn necromancy. They have money to buy the materials for the books and study, at the end of the month, what they did is hard to impress even themselves.

___________________________The news of a lady Necromancer being trained by the Evil Necromancer flies to ear to ear. The X-men and Excalibur don´t know what to make of this news.

“She´s immortal as well?” Jean exclaimed surprised, how this little detail slip from them? Oh right, Zaorvianos and their secrecy.

“We need to do something” Betsy replied loosing her usual calm, one evil necromancer who likes his harem is enough, now, two necromancers…the world will be theirs.

“Assassination?” a voice suggested along with many others plots.

“I hardly see how killing an immortal will help us, after all, the necromancer can bring her back if the worst comes to happen”  Captain Brian speaks as the true leader of Excalibur and Meggan takes the lead “we don´t need to make her an enemy, we don´t her. She´s a Zaorviana, they live to protect life, hardly think Zaorva will let a member of her cult murder everything she sees”

“Are you suggesting we offer the friendship to this woman?” asked Scott in a neutral tone and Meggan nods. “In that case, how do we offer a hand to a Zaorviana?”

“Well…” Rachel offers a suggestion and the others are paying attention._________________________________________

Jude heard about Kitty learning from…that man and goes to make sure she´s not under his spell. Is not needed to say Kurt and Jude won´t be best friends anytime soon, however, there´s a certain tone of politeness among them. Thin and small, but, still exist.

“Hi, Jude” Kitty waves her wand reading a book with a red cover. Jude talks to her and makes a check spell, under the pretence to see if any evil spirit is after her. Kitty is free from his control.

“Satisfy, Jude?” Kurt smirk obnoxious and Jude nods, pleasantry talk was given and now the man has to return home. “Don´t hurt her, she´s not those women you find ….whatever you find those women”

“I know and I don´t plan to hurt her, in fact, I would love very much if she stays here with me” Kurt whisper this last part on Jude´s ear and watches the man groans and shake his head.

“I hardly think she will prefer to live with an evil necromancer, but, I´ve seen oddest couples, good luck, my friend” Jude then leaves.

“Kurt, come on, let´s learn more about Morgana’s spell. I think this time we can do it” Kitty looks radiant now and Kurt smiles softly.

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A lady Necromancer is a game changer. Many women are venturing on magic´s field that once were label as “only for boys” and many blame this Lady Necromancer.

Kymri and Mara know the basic of necromancy and tries to impress Kurt, forgetting for a minute, this man has done much more than what they could imagine. “Oh, very well” Kurt replied somewhat bored.

Kymri and Mara are heartbroken about his indifference, but, necromancy and the new magic they are learning are more interesting than Kurt´s indifference._______________________________________________________________

“Does Zaorva let you have sex?” Kurt asked one day.

“No, Kurt, Zoarva puts me in a room, in the highest tower, saying that my power comes from my virginity” she has a deadpan look on her face “yes, you silly evil elf, I can have sex, the temple urges us to explore sexuality in the healthiest way possible”

“Interesting, now, have you ever want to stop Cerulium´s silly wars?” Kurt asked resting his face on his right hand.

“Well, yes, but, how I could do this? And if the answer is sex…”

“No, no. I just wondering about something, well, two, and I would like your help if everything went to the plan…Cerulium won´t have any war” Kurt promised and kitty closes her book looking at him. “Ok, I´m listening”

___________________________________________________________Bloodstorm has two options. Go to Logan, her Ex, to gather information about the healer or go to the temple. She chooses Logan(Zaorva still scares Ororo)

“Why she wanted to be a necromancer? Does…she wants a war?” Ororo asked as much she loves how women are feeling more empowered to make the decisions in regards to their own magic, life and even death(Some estates suggest that if the husband dies before the wife she must die along with him) but she´s curious as for why Kitty wants to know necromancy.

If she wants war, Bloodstorm is happier to offer some assistance.

“Ro, I have no idea, one day, she just told me, if there´s no lady necromancer…then I shall be the first one” Logan speaks and Ororo somehow believes.

“She just wakes up wanting to be a necromancer as powerful as Kurt?”

“Yes, pretty much”

“Ok, I believe Kitten”

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As it completes 3 months Kitty is learning with the Necromancer. The woman is learning many shapes of magic(never straying from Zaorva´s path) and makes some unexpected friends along the way, the bamfs.

Currently, they are on her shoulder(a smaller number, of course) as Kitty phases through the wall. big mistake because she can phase walls, her bamf friends can´t.

“Oh, I forget,” She said nursing they back to health “Guess, we can phase walls together” she kissed the little bamf´s head. “Well, I can´t teleport, so, guess we´re even”

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“You can phase through the Walls?” Kurt asked shocked to Kitty. Then laughs off “I knew it, I may be a bad detective but I knew this was your initial power”

“Ah, maybe you aren´t that bad as detective”

“I´m…now if you are talking about Kymri and Mara, I knew it too, I just don´t care. I´m happy they aren´t here anymore”

[kurtty-drabbles]

Healing au (part2)

N/A: Do not mess up with Zaorva and don´t make MILF jokes with her...Sorry, that article was gold. OCS will be used. And the Harem won´t be that important.

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The Harem has 5 princesses now and life as well, the princess of the family Blanc made a profit with war and agree with a treat with a very important kingdom. It´s lucrative to everyone, and the best part, they did all this in Zaorva´s name.

Kurt is not religious even though he has a cult dedicated about himself, no, but the idea of having a Zaorvaian in his harem did make him side eyes, however, expel someone who workship HER may be a tad bit stupid.

(Kurt sweat cold when the name Zaorva is mentioned and he knows, too well, how Zaorva can be ruthless. Life can be a bitch and Kurt does not wish to tempt her anger)

Of course, his efforts to make Zaorva ignore his presence was cut short when a fire smoke presents on his palace and Venus, HER Herald, appear carrying her master´s fury.

Venus points her finger to the princess of the family Blanc with a vengeance as her eyes are showing the primordial fire, HER fire. " You and your family committed a Genocide in the name of my lady? She hear, she saw and knows everything and I´m here to deliver her punishment to you" her tone has a cold tone that matches with her fire-ish presence.

Fire engulfed the princess burning to ashes and this was in front of everyone. Kurt is there watching the woman turning into ashes, no, she didn´t even turn to that...the primordial fire is something else. Something that Kurt will never conjecture.

Venus now points her finger to Kurt. "You!" she strolls at him with HER fury and now Venus´s eyes are crystal blue and Kurt can only shiver and sweat cold as SHE is talking to him. "You! This is also your fault, the family burned and destroyed a kingdom to please you and me, I´M NOT PLEASE" her tone is deadly and Kurt is gulping hard and loudly. "Your punishment will be to fix that. There´s no life in that place, nothing...you´ll make life there" and Kurt can feel her presence squeezing his form "I´m not talking about necromancy...you´ll build a kingdom as lively and bright as before"

Venus´s eyes are back to her fire presence, but, she still is pointing at Kurt with a displeased face. "Kurt Wagner, you have a mission from my Lady, fail and we´ll eat your flesh" she promised.

"But...I´m a conquer...I know nothing about making a kingdom" Kurt has the guts to speak even if is in a low tone. Venus does not appear to show mercy to him, yet, she is giving this advice. "Go to the central city, look for a healer named Bob, he´ll help you"

And Venus leaves in the same way she enrols in the harem. Fire and smokes and fear are present in the court and Kurt has to stop his world domination.

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Kitty is dressed up as Bob, a healer that is working work for the evil necromancer, she knows the man is often in need of healers. She was sure that getting the job would complex and full of the interview.

When the necromancer strolls in the bar looking for Bob, Kitty is surprised how quickly she got the job. "Congratulations, Bob, the healer, you´ll work for me...and for Zaorva"

"Yes!" Bob said. Kurt is bemused.

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Kurt has many minions who do his dirty work, of course, no one is as good as him, however, the latest excuses for failures is grinding his nerves. "Let me guess, your excuse will be" Kurt fake pondering "Oh right, a mysterious healer shows up and magically knock you out?!" Kurt is bemused.

His last student is nodding saying that the healer has abilities he never saw before, Kurt is not pleased. "And this healer defeat all of you?" Kurt asked once again noticing how some of his students are still in pain.

Bob is working with Kurt, the first step is to make sure the soil is fertile and is watching the situation unfolds. Kurt´s zombies appear and Kurt´s gaze is on his last student. "Now, in my eyes or this mysterious healer is that powerful and a threat to me or my lazy student is making a lie, which one is the truth" his smile is cruel and Bob knows what will happen, so, bravely so Bob speaks.

"Wait, I know the healer, she´s from Zaorva cult, the first of her name and a force to be reckoned "Bob speaks in a modest tone "they are speaking the truth, they have to meet Shadowcat"

Kurt sends his zombies away and is pondering, now, this is different. "Bob, tell me more about this healer, please?"

"Oh, fine, only because you´re asking politely"

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Bob is a hot topic for people inside the harem and outside as well, the man is often lurking around and looking for something, one of the ladies thought the man wanted an excuse to be with her, sadly for her, that´s not the case.

"So, he does not have the spear?" Bob mutters and now is thinking about her next movie, suddenly, Kurt shows up with great news.

Is the spear?!

"I know her name!" Kurt exclaimed with the confidence of having a real confidant. Bob is making his usual face(no glamour, only a good disguise) as Kurt is talking about the healer, making Bob sweat now "her name is Katherine Anne Pryde, healer of the Zaorva, the first of her name, the only daughter of Cameron and Teresa Pryde and" he gives a wild grin making Bob sweat even more "she´s immortal"

"How did you know that?" Bob asked in a cool way.

"I´ve my ways, Bob" and leaves as Bob realizes this is a far complex cat-mouse game, meanwhile, Kurt is paying at the detective for getting the basic of the necromancer, even her image.

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Kitty is using her white robes as she´s healing one person in the road, of course, she's not surprised to see Kurt Wagner as well looking at Kitty as she finishes her proceed.

"So, you´re the sweet healer that has been in my way?" Kurt asked in a leery way but the threating part is lost on Kitty as the man continues "doe eyes and a gentle heart, yes, are you."

"Are you insulting or compliment me? " Kitty asked wittily and Kurt only replies. "Sweet healer, don´t cross with me" and Kitty couldn´t help by adding "Well, I´m not crossing you, I´m here on the middle of the road, but the road is big enough...you can walk without any problem"

Kurt bites his lips and says he´ll be looking for her and leaves. Kitty is sure this is the most complex cat-mouse game ever. Meanwhile, Kurt has no idea why he has the need to compliment this healer.

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Bob has trouble as Kurt likes to talk about the healer and his confusing feelings about her. "She´s a worthy rival" and Bob nods and then Kurt asked, "Bob, are you gay?"

"No, bi and no, no interest in any woman in the harem" Kitty speaks as the new houses are being built and refugee from wars can stay on the land.

"I see, I just ask to know, whatever you swing hope the person is worthy of your time...you´re a good friend Bob" and Bob is sweating feeling guilt.

"Thanks, you´re a strange boss but I can´t say I hate to work with you" The reply is sincere and Kitty knows she needs to end Bob or else...

"Ok, wanna see my new fanart of the Healer? She has beautiful eyes and the fluffiest hair ever" Kurt declares and somehow Bob is blushing, thankfully, Kurt did not saw.

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The Kingdom is ready, a capital city and common cities to fill the space. The commerce is thriving and Kitty is amused at how Kurt take his job seriously, Bob, was finally killed as Bob wanted to be with his husband and kids.

A party is being thrown as dance and music are being rung loudly, the new kingdom will remain and the young ones have a bright future at their front, suddenly, Kitty is taken by a group dance and her small hands are intertwined with blue ones.

"Hello, Evil Necromancer" she speaks easily.

"Hello, sweet healer" he responds still dancing with her. There´s an old saying that goes like this, keep your friends close and keep your enemies closer. Of course, there´s no saying on dancing with your "enemy" but Kurt just concluded a task for Zaorva and is alive so who will question him? ___________________________________________________ Zaorva watches the scene as Venus is thrown some suggestion. "Maybe, we should tell who Bob is...He never connected the dots and Kitty is terrible with glamours"

"She´ll tell when she´s ready, she feels guilt and is confused about her feelings with this necromancer and Kurt is not very smart with his feelings" Zaorva speaks sincerely.

"And you never get confused about your feelings for IT?" Venus asked.

"No, sometimes, IT can be an asshole, but, I love IT very much...even an asshole"

Meanwhile, as IT is dealing with his Heralds and ITS changes his mood for better. Not that will help his Heralds very much.

[kurtty-drabbles]

All you need is love au(new game)

N/A: What am I doing?

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @discordsworld

Kymri and Mara are displeased by Kitty´s presence. The healer is way popular and beloved by their Kurt and nothing, absolutely. Wearing revealing outfit does nothing (but Kurt notices when Kitty is wearing a yellow dress) and is infuriating.

Mara´s parents are the king and queen of a dying country, their incompetence and ineptitude lead the country to bankrupt and The Necromancer may as well be their last hope.

Mara´s parents are counting on Mara to marry the necromancer to gain political favours. And she failed them, more important, she failed herself.

Kymri is in no better state as she desires to be Mrs Necromancer with all her heart, but, once Kurt and Kymri did the devil´s tango, the man did lose interested in her.

Kymri´s country is a forever mass of land that is either forget or conquered to gain more land. If Kurt married Kymri ...now, that would change.

Kitty, on the other hand, is his favourite. A mere healer that has no real royal blood in her veins(she´s immortal, but, even so, that´s not impressive) shouldn´t be that enticing to Kurt, yet, Kitty is often receiving gifts from him.

The man is even teaching her a few defensives spells. This wasn´t a courtesy extended to Kymri and Mara.

"Kurt" Kymri starts speaking their birth language, German, once the Necromancer was passing by bored and aimless" Let´s spend some time together, it has been so long since we saw each other" Kymri has a clear notion on how beautiful she is. A buxom woman like her should gain his attention.

Sadly, that´s not the case. An Ill-disposed smile forms in his handsome face as now his arms are free.

"I´m busy Kymri, why you and Mara don´t play together" the tone is a mocking parental one and leaves the two women seething. Kitty Pryde must pay.

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Kitty was wrong in many regards of the harem, no one is secluded from the world, as Mara and Kymri receive letters from their factions. Kitty receives letters from the temple too. Kitty is immortal and all her family are alive in her memory(Kurt offers to bring them back, but, Kitty refused)

Today, a new set of letters caught her attention. Two sets of letters, both with royal symbols. Royal letters travel faster than regular ones.

"Genosha?" Kitty narrow her eyes and opens the letter carefully, no curse(it happened once, it was a nasty curse but thankfully Kitty get rid of it) as the handwritten is very familiar. "Oh, must be serious for Buckyroo to do that"

A small bamf is in her bed demanding attention as Kitty, letting a lazy smile place on her round face, complies much to his joy. The little bamf is now on her lap receiving attention as Kitty continues to read the letter.

"Oh, my Zaorva!" Kitty speaks now prompting the little bamf to look at her curious "little one, can you take me to where Kurt is?"

"Bamf!" the bamf exclaimed and without further ado, teleports Kitty to where Kurt is.

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Fishing favour from the Necromancer, or Kurt as Kitty prefers to call, is something a bit tasteless in her mind. It would feel like she is with Kurt just to get a favour and she dislike this sensation.

If she wants something she can get by herself, no need to have a patron. But this is not about Kitty. Is about the temple.

"So, the temple needs help?" Kurt asked in such blase way that if Kitty didn´t really know him she would think he does not care.

"Yes, I know you´re smiling inwardly, but you´re our last hope" Kitty explained the situation. Kurt did let go of his blase attitude by smiling in victory.

Kitty can practically hear his mind saying something childish as "take that Zaorva"

"Can you help us?" Kitty asked once his smile breaks.

"I can certainly do something, but, why they send the letter by Genosha´s royal mailing?" Kurt asked as Kitty did recall all the details on the subject.

"Yeah, is a bit strange, Magneto is trying to isolate us...but send a letter to me? I´d think it was his son or daughter" then she thinks for a moment "no, I´d think is prince Pietro."

"Why?" Kurt is curious.

"Wanda and Lorna hate you. Sorry, they do,"Kurt´s hand waves as dismissing the idea" anyway, if they have no reason to intervene for the temple, even if they are doing this to me, is more likely they would face their father in person" now Kitty puts a finger on her lips for a consideration"Look, I´m a healer and I´m very old, but, I heard that the relationship between Magneto and the prince is very thin, to be nice, if his father wants to isolate us...why not go behind his back to prevent this?"

Kurt nods at her words.

"Yes, makes sense, and certainly it wouldn´t be the first time" Kurt has a dreamy expression certainly remembering a similar tale "I suppose I can do something, but, I´ll need to go to the temple"

"Of course, but Kurt, don´t be too arrogant, Zaorva don´t forgive that easily" Kitty exclaimed and as much Kurt did shiver a little, the man adds wittily.

"Oh, I don´t plan to be arrogant to Zaorva, just with regular humans"

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Bucky is not thrilled to have Kurt in his presence. Again. As both make deals for his help, Kitty did manage to get a discount, but, his services are not for free.

"Can you help take our guardians and healers? Magneto is making impossible for us" Bucky explained tiredly to see his calm smile that is badly hidden the smug attitude of his.

"Of course, you guys love to help people ...HER name" still afraid of her, well, that´s some consolation " and make sure some of the rumours are dismissed, I don´t like rumours myself" looks at Kitty for a moment as the woman is confused by the last part. "Now, the rest is up to you, I can´t run the temple for you"

"It won´t be necessary, we just need to recover the political prisoners from Genosha´s allies, the rest we can manage" Bucky assured to the Necromancer "do you prefer we pay now?" as Kurt nods his head. Bucky just sighs and hands the sack of gold coins.

"Don´t worry Mr Admiral of Dawn" Kurt exclaimed happily using Bucky´s official title "I can help the temple"

"Thank you, Kurt, may you stay in Zaorva´s grace" Bucky swear this was spoken with utter respect. Is a routine for them, if Kurt shivers a little in fear, well, that´s no Bucky´s fault.

Kitty puts her hand on Kurt´s shoulder thanking him. Gently her hands are on his face as a tender and grateful smile appears. The shiver is over.

___________________________________________ The temple may not like Kurt all that much, but, no one will deny how powerful he´s and how his help was the decisive factor to make the temple gain more ground and wave the tide against the machinations against Magneto.

All the political prisoners are safe and sound retelling their misadventure. Natasha and Steve are sided by side with Bucky as he is planning his next move.

"Pietro has news...in regards his own father..check out it seems odd" Bucky explained," a few days ago..."

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A few days ago, as the last prisoner is free. King Magneto didn´t take the news so well and even knowing how outmatched he´s against Kurt, Magneto decides to talk with him.

"Magneto!" Kurt asked joyfully waving to Magneto to comes closer, Magneto feels is better stay where he´s. "Oh, be like that, I know what you were trying to do," now Kurt is closer to him. To closer and Magneto is feeling fear pouring through his pours.

Kurt´s eyes seem to be gazing into his soul. Maybe, he´s looking at his soul.

"Trying to manipulate Katzchen to do your bidding? bad boy indeed, and very dumb, Katzchen hardly cares for politicians, she´s one of those good souls that want to help the others...like Magda" Kurt replied and Magneto feel like Kurt punched him hard "that was a sweet little girl who wanted to be a healer...what happened to her again?"

"Stop!" Magneto speaks in a croaked tone.

"As you wish, you´ll do me a great favour, do you know the princess of Wyr?" Kurt asked and Magneto nods, Lorna mentioned Kymri once and while "I did kill her and you´ll assume the blame"

"What?"

"Make the excuse you want, Wyr owns money to Genosha? Kymri offended the honour of Lorna? Anything, just said it was you" the last part was added in a macabre way "and in exchange and I won´t do what I did to her, make me repeat what I just said and I´ll do worse"

"I accept the deal"

"Good"Kurt pinch his cheek amused "and don´t try to do this again, Magneto, ok?" Magneto nods. Never once been on the other side. Being the weak and hopeless.

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"King Magneto killed Princess Kymri?" Natasha replied interested, Wyr is not a tactical place to conquer, unless you just want land.

" The prince said Magento is not alright if we want to strike, this is the time, Wanda and Lorna do seem to favour this revolution" Steve pipes in.

"What a family!" Bucky finishes and goes to see some of his best warriors, Zaorva preaches love and peace but also if someone disrespect you ...you´re in your rights to protect yourself.

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Princess was taken away forcefully, her mother (in a desperation mode, tries to flirt with Kurt who found that gross) takes her daughter away.  Kitty realizes that some of the factions who were supporting Mara.

Rich families who used to receive good reports and presents from Mara are now paying more attention to Kitty, much to her dismay.

As Kitty watches Mara go, one question remains.

"What will happen with the harem?" Kitty asked Bloodstorm, the woman had to stop the father from doing any stupid action if that means a bit of free blood for her, so be it.

"Well..." Bloodstorm thought for a moment "why don´t you go ask this for him?"

"Nah, Harems are a way to complex to deal with and to be honest, I´d like you very much" Kurt replied tenderly. Kitty is touched by his words "and the sex is great" Kitty now playfully hit his shoulder. Kurt just laughs in good humour.

The harem may be no more but Kurt still is a powerful necromancer and people still fear him. Kitty is the healer who is now under everyone´s eyes. However, as she teases the necromancer. Somethings did change.

[kurtty-drabbles]

Love is all you need au (the day after)

N/A: Kitty why are you so cute?

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling

Changes hit the harem right in the nose as the number decreased. Lorna and Rachel are sent back home on the same day. Rachel hugs Kitty tightly and wishes for the woman to be safer ("Kiddo, no matter how old you are, you´re still Kiddo for me" "thank you, Ray,") ignoring the eyesore that is the necromancer. Lorna did the same and hopes Kitty stays safe and if she needs anything she can ask her.

And as if Zaorva is listening to her prayers. Cerise is sent home. Turns out the civil war of Shiar is over, Lilandra is the new Queen and to make this even more legit, Pheonix is on her side.

Jean Grey dies and the entity makes a deal with the red hair, she can return and have a physical body if she does not mind share with Pheonix. Rachel and Scott now have to deal with this new situation.

Kitty and Cerise aren´t that close but the woman still hugs Kitty and wish her well.

"Be on Zaorva´s grace" Kitty can´t help to say that until she remembers she is a shiar. Cerise just smiles in good humour.

"Let the flames alive is the equivalent of Zaorva´s grace, take care, Kitty" Cerise waves off and goes to Lilandra to help her planet with the new ordeal that sure is waiting for them.

Kurt watches everything with narrow eyes. Arthur, the Warlock, is so lucky he´s already dead.

Once alone, Kitty looks at him and replies she needs to look at the documents of his potential new students. She is talking to him(no more tears in her eyes) but is not with that warm tone.

Arthur is so lucky he is dead. ___________________________ Kurt has to leave with his army too soon. Ready to former a new campaign to conquer Avalon. His advisers give him some advice, hence the name of their jobs, and Kitty did shows up to bid him farewell. Kymri and Mara are there as well.

Oddly enough, Kurt ignored the two and focused on Kitty. Promising to return soon.

"Will you miss me?" Kurt asked already on his horse, a black stallion from hell with crimson eyes.

"I ...still upset, but, I´ll miss you, you evil asshole" Kitty replied and Ororo, Hank, Kymri and Mara are shocked by her words, sure Kurt will strick her right here, however, that´s not the case.

"Then I´ll end this quickly, I still have lots to make up with you" he smiles then speaks "but you do understand that I´m an evil wizard, it would be unfair of you to try to change my nature as much it would be unfair of me try to change yours" Kitty seems to understand his words and nods slowly.

With that, the man leaves with his army and Kitty sighs as Kymri and Mara are sending daggers to her back and Ororo and Hank are intrigued.

Is this the Zaorva´s Healer?

What a curious woman. ________________________ King Magneto is euphoric to see his daughter Lorna back to his home, his joy couldn´t match Wanda and Pietro´s relief as they hug their little sister and asked 21 questions.

"Are you hurt?"

"Did he try anything?"

"Why did he send you back?"

"Lorna, did he hurt you?"

Lorna raises her hands to stop her older siblings to freak out and talk faster(Pietro´s case) and explain how a nice healer of Zaorva manages to persuade Kurt to let Lorna go.

Magneto pays attention to this tale and how Kurt favours this little healer("she is also immortal too, don´t know how, but Kurt did take a while to realize it") manages to make a quit impression on an evil necromancer.

Not even Wanda or Talia could get this reaction from him.

"Lorna" Magneto now stop the nice moment to get Lorna´s full attention " who is this healer? How the necromancer found her?"

"Oh, well..." Lorna stop to think for a minute "she said she saved his son, Kid Gladiator, and that´s how Kurt asked her to be in the harem...maybe" Lorna shurgs "she said is not sure why he picks her...the man is afraid of Zaorva...but is pretty chummy with Kitty"

Magneto would ponder and plot but right now his daughter is back safe and sound. He can plot another day. ______________________ Kitty wakes up with a bunch of bamfs on her bed like usual. She wonders if Kurt´s fur is as soft as theirs. She can´t be mad with Kurt forever(she can...but that´s not the point) Arthur´s episode open wounds for her.

But thinking in what if will only amount nothing. Maybe Kurt would save her, maybe he wouldn´t or maybe she would ending up killing everyone. Thinking in each scenario is only making Kitty go sick.

"Bamf" the little one speak and Kitty smiles at him.

"Hello, do you think I can love his darkness and find the light? Can I love him entirely?" Kitty asked as his words echo in her mind(change a person is impossible and Kitty sure understand this now) the little creature tittle his head and only repeat bamf "ok, I take this as a maybe, so, what we have to do today"

Kymri and Mara do everything in her power to ignore Kitty and lately, they are sending correspondence among their kingdoms.

"I know" Kitty clap her hands gather the attention of the bamfs "let´s explore his kingdom? I ´m here for almost a month and never saw outside the walls" the little cherubins seems to approve the plan and once again using the blue dress with a white apron.

("you do know this dress is so beauty and the Beat" "Elf, I´m immortal, that does not mean I´ll understand every reference you make)

The city seems to think highly of Kurt as she saw a group of people painting a monument in his honour(out of their own free will) turns out Kurt created this kingdom to house each mutant or human that was shunned down.

"stay on Zaorva´s grace" Kitty thank a man who gave her some apples, she forgets where she is and the man look at her weirdly, maybe Zaorva is not well liked here "I mean, thank you for the apple"

The bamfs and Kitty walk around the city and is a mix of colours and for a moment it makes her think of her 13 years old´s uniform. Making Kitty laughing a little.

"His city is not all gloomy as I thought, do you guys help him?" Kitty asked to the bamfs who shake their heads.

"No, Miss Pryde, that would be us" Hank shows up along with Ororo, the Bloodstorm and judging by her fangs stained with blood, she just got feed.

"I think we never got the time to proper introduced ourselves, this is Hank MCcoy" there´s a tender tone in her voice " and I´m Ororo Monroe and I think we need to talk"

"Am I in trouble?"

"No, far from that, Miss Pryde...no woman in the harem has ever affect Kurt in the way you did"Hank speak amazed by such featuring.

"And in the political life of a harem you need allies and we really want our jobs to be easier" Ororo stated muttering how Kurt is an evil boss "you do not want to work for an evil boss, the paperwork we have to do is awful"

"But..." whatever Kitty was about to ask they replied right way without hesitation.

"He´s our friend and we support most of his actions and really is that that bad live here with him, the problem is the paperwork and the meetings can be a pain in the ass" Ororo speak and Hank nods. Kitty can´t help by smile at this.

"Is he that terrible?"

"He escapes a meeting by using a widow...even through he could teleport" Hank replied and Kitty claps her hand trying to imagine the scene and then laughing.

"I´ve questions about him and maybe you could answer me" Kitty speaks now and they nods leading Kitty back to a more secure place to talk.

Life in the harem is changing and hopefully for the better.

[kurtty-drabbles]

Love is all you need au (politics)

N/A: What Am I doing? Well, I´m trying to give some semblance of sense in the harem and in this au, Kurt is evil but there´s no need for an heir as he is immortal, however, since he sire many kids with many women and some are from royal blood, Ororo and Hank has to make the man see the light or at least do something.

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling

The mansion or castle or whatever Kurt wishes this place to be called can emulate the energy of his master, that´s why when Kurt is bored, the place has a boring energy circulating in each corner. Today, his advisers Ororo and Hank are remembering him that a harem is not fun and games.

"Kurt, please pay attention" Hank speak firmly as Kurt yawns again and wishes to be in his bed or doing anything else. The necromancer waves his hand in a poor attempt of apologies and Hank and Ororo continue to try doing their jobs.

"As you conquer Corona, you have now a 60% of the seven Kingdoms, now, there´s the tough part, you need to keep the countries you conquer, that´s why you need to go to the grand festival with one of the woman in this harem " Ororo explained a bit peeved, her boss is many things, but a patient listener is not one of them.

"Must I go to this festival, you know how they are, you go to one and you see them all" Kurt explained childishly.

"Even if they are boring" Hank counterpoint" is still a political move to be seen there with one of the girls in the harem, or accept a woman in your harem, Corona has no problem in lend one of their princess to be in your harem" Hank explained and Ororo nods, secretly displeased that she won´t have to destroy that place, however, this also makes her job easier.

"Pass, I don´t like any of the women there, they are the type of backstabbing their own sons, plus, I take a dislike to blondes and red hairs nowadays" Kurt smiles lazily and Hank sighs, well, at least no more woman in the harem, for now.

"Then, take one of the princesses with you, maybe...Princess Kymri her country is an ally of Corona, it would be well thinking and well received to be seen with her" Ororo suggested pleased that things are moving forwards, last time, Kurt in an evil wizard fashion, did make things rather dark to everyone involved.

"Kymri is far too clingy, isn´t she?" Kurt ponders and then decides "if I have to go to this boring festival, how about I go with someone that is not clingy? I prefer to go with Kitty Pryde" Ororo looks lost for a moment until Kurt explain "the zaorva´s healer" the name zaorva was spoken with fear and reverence in his voice as his hand goes to his chest frantically.

"Wait, this would be a bad idea, Kurt, those people aren´t exactly Zaorva´s friendly" then Ororo and Hank look at Kurt "Is this some sort of revenge against HER?" They emphasise the point by a look at the ceiling.

"Of course not, the last thing I want is to anger HER" is a bit ironic how he is speaking the word HER in the same way people refer to HIM "It was a shock to me too, but, Katzchen really pique my interest, plus...she saved my son, I can´t not like her" Kurt replied in a challenging tone.

"Well, I´m not sure if is a good idea to take her to this festival, but ok, now that you mention your son, Kid Gladiator, what are you going to do?" Ororo asked "the mother is the princess of Kaldom, a country you violently conquer and sire a child with her, the woman is reaching the final stages of her disease and an heir is being sought out, is a battle between her first son, Markus and your son"

"If Markus wins will I lose the land I conquer?" Kurt asked dubiously now, Kaldom wasn´t an easy land to conquer nor to make the king submit. Kurt is powerful, extremely so, however, everyone has limitations and the man does not wish to go to war again with the land. If the worst comes by, maybe Kurt can eliminate the place in one go.

"Politically speaking? Yes, Markus is famous for not liking you, and yes, even if you do kill him it would spread the fire of people against you, now, people have a soft spot for kid Gladiator, a hero that has you as a father and still wants to do good" Hank explained mildly " why not put your son in the throne, the boy loves you and would assure the land to be in your name and people wouldn´t feel too upset, let´s be real Kurt, the campaign we did in Kaldom hardly makes you a likeable figure but your son has a chance"

"I agree with Hank"Ororo speaks in a confident tone and Hank only smiles in gratitude "What do you think Kurt?"

"Well, I´ll have to talk with Kid Gladiator first, the boy is foolish enough to try to defeat monsters under water but may be smart enough to not wanting to dive into politicians right now" Kurt speaks with a certain fondness in his eyes.

"Either way, I think the matters for today are set, now, I´ll go ask Katzchen if she will go with me"Kurt seems far too pleased.

"One moment, Kurt, what about Rachel? How long do you plan to keep her here?" Ororo asked remembering the look on Scott´s face.

"Until I get paid or until she dies, whatever comes first" the man smiles and bamf away.

"He loves to make out our jobs difficult" Hank complains and Ororo only chuckles resting her head on his shoulder.

"You bet!"