Got a little axe and knife throwing practice in today. I need to brush up my skills so I can have a mic drop moment at the wedding reception (have I mentioned there will be axe throwing at the reception? There will be axe throwing at the reception).
do u what would be an even bigger menace to society than porsche and Vegas??? porsche amd Vegas together. because can u fucking imagine the sheer amount of chaos they would cause just by being in the same room????and not fighting?????like they already give their s/o's high blood pressure by being themselves alone. but if they start being themselves together????? pete and kinn will have a field trip just tryna wrap their minds around the fuckery they go around doing. imagine kinn and Pete returning to the major and minor mansions respectively after a shit day only to find it half empty. half the guards missing, no ones there to greet them and offer refreshments. when they finally get their hands on some poor soul who was left behind and ask about the whereabouts of their bfs what do they find out??? porsche and Vegas thought it was a very good idea to take their troops to the strip club only for them to tell the actual strippers to step away and take over dem poles while wearing thigh high heels and the shortest dresses possible. OR vegasporsche thought it was a good idea to take everyone to a knife throwing range or whtvr and get tankhun to act as a target and throw knives around his silhouette. all while khun screams at a frequency only dolphins can decipher.
so when the staff sees kinn/pete drink neat whiskey at 8am, they just silently offer them more.