#knifehand

[sleepyseaslug]

Izzy and steak knife in a loving healthy relationship :)

[lakesbian]

every time I see one of your posts referencing trans Alec fic that sucks I’m 99% sure it’s mine lmao,,,, that said u r so so so right

i don't even know what to say about this this is just the second-funniest ask i've ever received. first funniest is the "full transparency i came here to send anon hate but you're actually funny so hi"

[lalas181]

Oh also I drew Michael Distortion back in October 2021. It's what kept me from absolutely dying of boredom during rehearsals for a play I didn't actually want to be in but participated in anyways. This is to this day the best hand I've ever drawn. Lmk if I need to tag anything extra. I haven't been on here in at least 4/5 years so I'm out of practice for tagging.

[5mind]

(( despite being one of the less talky units , yellow three is the most welcome by the local neighbourhood because they used to work parttime as a delivery bot for some small restaurant before they got offlined.

Like, people dont know theres a sentient AI controlling them but ig the business owner knows theyre sentient somehow?

Also this is like subject to change ig

[gootube]

im going to suoercon suoer balls early tomorrow so before i try to tuck in tonight heres some lobcorp farrow doodles i drew this morning and finished tonight :-) and an old doodle i did whenever ago jdhdjf i don’t remember

[ace-and-slutty]

16 can you drive?

19 imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

23 how do you feel about chilly weather?

24 if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

42 an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

16. I cannot unfortunately. I was learning, and then I was in a car wreck with my mom. Thankfully everyone was okay but it was absolutely terrifying and I still struggle with immense fear around driving even almost two years later

19. If i trust you not to make fun of me, absolutely! I have pretty shaky hands so I cannot promise art, but i do enjoy painting others nails and doing their makeup

23. SO POSITIVE. I have this lovely warm Victorian esque coat that goes to my ankles. I also run pretty hot generally so I much prefer cold weather to hot weather. I love bundling up under my blankets and with my cat if I'm lucky or cuddling with someone I love and keeping warm like that!

24. Its perhaps a bit of a copout answer, but I mostly just imagine cuddling and talking. I love getting to infodump about my special interests and hearing others infodump too. I also love listening to things with others, both music and podcasts

42. Probably spotify? I joke that my love language is playlists but it's honestly true. If I love you, I'll probably make you a playlist. Maybe a few! This past year, I stayed in contact with my mom by sending her a song each day that was stuck in my head and she'd reciprocate. This year I'm exchanging with my dad and enjoying his attempts to interpret the Magnus archives from all the animations to songs I've sent him. This is his takeaway thus far:

Thank you for the asks <3

[bastardsunlight]

Jeezis, Mary, an' Josuph, Aaron; way ta miss da t'row!

Midwesker from his davenport when the Pack misses a perfectly good touchdown pass

[buried-in-stardust]

Demonstrating some wushu skills: 寸掌 (cun4zhang3; one-inch palm strike), 手刀 (shou3dao1; knifehand strike), 寸拳 (cun4quan2; one-inch punch), 隔山打牛 (ge2shan1da3niu2; lit. hitting a cow from the other side of a mountain, in wushu: indirect knockdown)

[eng by me]

[samwiselastname]

sgf sounds so fucking broken in this bossfight

[pencildragons]

people who are potentially following alice, ranked from most to least likely and also least to most funny:

mr bonzo

colin

needles

michael knifehands

stupid motherfucking jurgen leitner

[dubiousfruitsalad]

also ik what it is but show me the daemon cashmere content

THIS IS YOUR AU WITH YOUR OC* THAT YOU SKETCHED. WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS

*i know cashmere exists in the actual series but not like this so ive always considered her yours and not. you know whose.

anyway. take your wip and go.

i'm actually surprised at how far along it is considering i havent looked at it until just now. coloring snakes is hard and color flats is hard but by god if i could just decide on color palette/swap the greys for anything resembling flesh i could move on to detailing and call it a day

[darckcarnival]

@bastardsunlight​

Wesker VC: A crowbar? [dio brando laugh] Pathetic [offers u a knifehand in this trying time]

-Sounds of cursing in multiple languages-

[lakesbian]

i am actually kind of fascinated by the worm fanfiction environment because it’s like. worm is fucking massive. there are a lot of works that are hard to write fanfiction for because they kinda say everything there is to say about themselves already within the pre-existing plot, but worm is not like that. worm is fucking massive. there are so many interesting worldbuilding details & character arcs we see implied but not played out in full that would be fun to make shit up about. if you gave me twenty minutes w/ a piece of paper and pencil i could probably come up with fifty different character-driven worm fanfiction ideas. 

like here: aisha introspecting about how her big brother carried her away from one of the worst days of her life but now she can’t figure out how to do the same for him. recounting of how 13yo alec escaped from heartbreaker. what danny was thinking and doing while taylor was gone. day in the life of the travelers w/ one bit from each of their perspectives to demonstrate all the different plates they were spinning and how inevitably those plates were gonna fall. dragon & defiant character developing convo while they’re chasing after the nine. I Could Go On. i don’t even have to bring AUs into it until i get into the thirties, probably. fuck it, if you wanna get real creative, write about the day one of the civilizations the entities previously visited got kersploded. there are a million one-off lines you could develop.

and yet. 85% of the worm fanfiction out there is just like. “what if taylor. had a different power that is less cool and thematically fitting than bugs.” the tedious convoluted AUs that would be the bottom of the barrel in literally any other fandom somehow comprise The Vast Amount of worm fanfiction. people will be out there putting characters in situations you did not know it was possible to put them in. why are we making our amy and alec dolls kiss, and more importantly, why is that one of the most notable alec fanfictions. it’s like a fucking rollercoaster ride of people seeing a universe with one million billion interesting characters in it and a bunch of free compelling narratives to explore already attached and going “Hmm. No. I want to see everything that already happened except it’s written worse and Taylor has Wolverine knifehands and keeps stabbing people.”

[theriverbeyond]

au where everythings the same except gideon gets a stray cat thing at canaan house that follows her everywhere- and it's OBSESSED w her, but also OBSESSED w Harrowhark

i love this bc u KNOW that Gideon would name her new friend something very basass and cool like "KnifeHands NightKiller" and Harrow would name her new friend something distinguished like "Longissimus Nova Jr.", both assuming they are the cat's only friend and become very attached. and then they would have a moment in the library or something where the cat would, obviously, show affection for both of them and that is when they realize they have been parent trapped

[friccafracc]

every time I scroll down your posts I see the one about you just hitting S5, meanwhile I have eternally stopped listening at episode 100 because the next one is where the silly gets disintegrated and I can’t have it happen to me again, if I stay at episode 100 my silly knifehand guy is still alive and everything is fine

ooo you wanna listen to season 5 sooo bad its where all the YAOI HAPPENS

[slasherfan29]

The slashers nicknames (preference)

Slashers involved: Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Bubba Sawyer, Ghostface (Billy and Stu), Brahms Heelshire, and Freddy Krueger

(Just imagine if Jason, Michael, and Bubba talked)

Jason Voorhees

His nicknames you give him:

Baby Boy

Sweetheart

Handsome

Thumper

Bear

Nicknames he gives you:

Flower

Honey

Gorgeous

Baby

Bambi

Michael Myers:

Nicknames you give him:

Boo

Darling

Babe

Mike

Killer

Nicknames he gives you:

Angel

Pumpkin

Lovely

Buttercup

Beautiful

Bubba Sawyer:

Nicknames you give him:

Love

Tommy

Teddy

Mi Amor

Champ

Nicknames he gives you:

(First letter of your name)

Baby

Sweetheart

Honey

My love

Ghostface;

Billy:

Nicknames you give him:

Psycho

Hottie

Bill

Asshat

Babe

Nicknames he gives you:

Mine

Pumpkin

Bitch

Darling

Baby

Stu:

Babe

Stupid

Stew

Goofball

Weirdo

Nicknames he gives you:

Sassy-assy

Moron

My girl

Cupcake

Sugar

Brahms Heelshire:

Nicknames you give him:

Cuddler

Hun

Doll

Creep

Child

Nicknames he gives you:

Shorty

Princess

Lover

Sweets

Dear

Freddy Krueger

Nicknames you give him:

Fred

Knifehand

Baby-girl

Dream guy

Asshole

Nicknames he gives you:

Hot stuff

Babe

Sexy

Kitten

Pussycat