#koilee but literally

[soulsoffairlight]

12 hours, 116 layers, gayness imprisoning me all that I see absolute homos

*throws this to you like pigeons* happy mermay fuckers take this and get out of my room I'm playing jet set radio future /silly

[cosmicheartz]

Scooperia is one of my fave gamerias not just bc my fave character is a chef but also the general plot/scenario is rlly funny ( but also messed up if you think abt it hard enough )

[sosoribro]

oh my god its 4am but i need to talk about the worlds most perfect man carlo romano flipline studios god just take the headcanons before i change my mind ok

-asexual

-panromantic

-very expressive

-very emotional

-the youngest among a lot of his friends (and his family, but thats canon) and so hes the subject of jokes surrounding it

-... even though he is almost always the tallest bro in the group

-loves friendship bracelets (koilee made him one... he almost cried)

-his emotional nature is what drove him to write his own songs. he records and releases them separately from the quartet, and performs them solo

-let him cook (literally. he makes a fine meal)

-enjoys travelling (partly because he finds it less overwhelming to be in places other than portallini, given how well-known the band is there compared to other cities)

-he gets anxious after shows because of the type of attention that a few fans might give him

ok hold on maybe i should stop now

well he wouldnt be a sosoribro favourite without some angst even if he's from the... the papa louie games

uhhhh goodnight tastyville

[yakkolicious]

don't mind me i just randomly thought of this and thought i'd chuck it in your ask box since it's one of the reasons you don't like koilee. sorry this is long lawl

anyways i randomly noticed one day that on some chef flipdecks none of them are actually "the male character is the only one working at the gameria" for lack of better words, if there's only one specifically stated to work at the gameria it's usually the girl character (cupcakeria and scooperia are what i had in mind cause james is still a handyman and carlo is well, carlo).

and wingeria i thought about initially that could have broken the rule but then i remembered both chefs are stated there, the very first time a chef isn't stated to work at their gameria in their flipdeck is james. the first female character to not be stated is utah.

but i think if they should just state they're the chef, they should at least put personality in the flipdecks. chuck and taylor i think do it the best because with chuck it clearly states his personality and thought process in the events, and with taylor his interests are laid out altogether and you can make a guess on what he's like (i hope i worded that right because i am very tired hgh)

and then you have like. oh yeah koilee works full time at the scooperia despite oniontown being across the damn globe to sakura bay. scooter has 3 brothers but they're never ever seen ingame. cecilia's flipdeck is literally just the plot of bakeria what the heck man.

again sorry this is long it was just on my mind and thought i would rant it to you hgh

Ooh, good eye, Radley! Yeah, Koilee's Flipdeck, I'm still very salty about it. I've seen people complain about Cooper's and Hank's a lot as examples of bad Flipdecks, but Koilee's I feel is the gold standard of bad because we know nothing about her even though she won a PNC!

Thanks for sharing!

[maznanangy]

Also I kinda wanna update the fanfic au so that it’s actually a horrible soap opera. Like papa realizes he can make more bank by forcing his poor workers into a tv show, except it turned out like Riverdale. The confusing plot points and subplots made it earn a whopping 10% on rotten tomatoes. He wanted some couples to be randomized (ex. Mitch and Scarlett, Maggie and Roy, and also Chuck and Willow to name only a few) to add variety, but it’s clear none of them have any chemistry. There was also a slap scene that was filmed 30 times because Koilee couldn’t slap Carlo without crying afterwards. Literally no one wanted to do this show, but they were contractually obligated to. In every interview, the cast has trouble explaining the plot and straight up say they hated it. The show is now a huge meme with lines such as “gag me with a cactus plant, you lotion bottle looking tumbleweed“

I swear my reaction to the first paragraph was like "WAIT THE BITCH IS ALIVE??!" but omg I love that is actually a shitty soap opera... "gag me with a cactus plant, you lotion bottle looking tumbleweed" is my new phrase now

[iheartsunset]

Papa Louie Scarlett HCs

-Rosabella Ocampo is a 23 year old singer/songwriter and graduate school student who lives with her fiancé, Rudy, in a Powder Point condo. She is widely known by her legal/stage name, Scarlett Heart and is the lead singer/songwriter of Scarlett and the Shakers. While punk ska and playing gigs with her friends are her true passion, Scarlett plans to become a game theory professor in the future. She can mostly be seen writing lyrics for a new song, riding roller coasters with Rudy, climbing trees with Clover, and just vibing with Marty.

-Scarlett is rather bold and seductive, often playfully flirting with others or making jokes about inappropriate topics. I stole this from Rouge, thanks SnapCube fandub for revitalizing my love for Sonic. Alongside her flirtatiousness is her intelligence and desire to succeed, using rules and lessons that she learned from various games to apply to her daily life. Thanks to her love of poker and mahjong, Scarlett has grown to be very analytical and sly in her motives. Out of the shakers, she is undoubtedly the big sister friend as she’s kind of a bad influence on the rest of them and is always subjected to scoldings by mom friend, Janana.

-Rudy calls her “Princesa” because of her Cinderella-like backstory. Her mother was a very kind woman and Scarlett lived happily with her and her father. Her mother died in a roadside construction accident when Scarlett was only 9, leaving Scarlett heartbroken. Her father then married a woman named Moira with two sons, Graham and David, who was emotionally abusive towards Scarlett until she moved out at age 16. Scarlett’s relationship with her dad deteriorated over time and she’s basically disowned them since. She finds solace in Marty and Clover’s parents, who think of Rudy and Scarlett as their own. She also got along with the other Frostfield residents and helped Willow get back into hockey after her infamous car accident (the first one).

-Stan Twitter often makes memes of her because she’s so iconic and quotable. One of her most iconic moments was when she screamed “I wrote this next one about my bitch ass stepmom. Moira, if you’re listening, your hair is limp and you fucking suck!” at the VMAs.

-Music was her escape as a child, hence why she learned to sing and play multiple instruments. However, her stepmother made her play the violin in the school orchestra as opposed to being allowed in a punk rock band. Even though she was concertmaster and first chair, she hated life so badly. Scarlett can play the guitar, bass guitar, violin, cello, drums, the trumpet, the saxophone, the bassoon, the piano, the xylophone, the harp, the flute, the recorder, the French horn, the clarinet, i didn’t even list all of them and I’m tired already. When one of the other shakers has lead vocals on a song, she’ll take over playing their instrument.

-Scarlett met Rudy during their shared freshman year of high school. Hazelnut High’s orchestra department had its annual field trip to Powder Point (based off my actual orchestra field trip!). Scarlett decided to sneak away from her snobby classmates and teachers and have the time to herself. On one particularly large roller coaster, she sat next to a boy with a Mohawk who told her that since he was a Powder Point native, he could more than handle it. He then proceeded to cry the entire time while holding her hand. They realized how much they had in common and kept in contact even after her trip was over. Their relationship is super lovey dovey, yet chill at the same time. Couple goals, but not on the level of Prudence x Cooper x Taylor.

-The shakers got together during the 23rd season of Flipline’s Got Talent. After the shocking elimination of Taylor Morales in the quarterfinals, the remaining acts were merged together. Scarlett and Rudy and Marty and Clover were two sets of pairs merged together. They all got along beforehand and loved Scarlett’s songwriting, so they all wrote an original song together for the finals. Even though they were fan favorites and had lots of support from the audience, Bill and Boopsy’s amazing ventriloquy act was what won the show, with the upset Shakers coming in second place. Afterwards, they were approached by Janana who offered to become their agent, and all they’ve known since was success. Fun fact: Rudy wouldnt accept Clover and Marty into their act unless they beat him and Scarlett at poker. They did.

-The shakers each can speak multiple languages, with Scarlett being able to speak fluent English and Tagalog, Tagalog being her native language (Filipino gang!). She can also speak some Spanish, Japanese, Arabic, Hindi, and Gaelic because she hangs around the other Shakers and Janana so much.

-All of the food, drinks, clothes, and personal belongings Scarlett loves are various shades of red. Cherries, longanisa, red wine, and candied strawberries are her favorite. Her entire wardrobe? Red. Her LED lights? Red. It honestly scares Rudy how red everything is.

-Her voice would either be Jessica Sanchez from American Idol or Gwen Stefani from the No Doubt era. She also covers a lot of No Doubt songs during their concerts. Speaking of covers, the shakers like to sing classic rock songs as well as modern day hits. Scarlett has the vocal range to do Ariana and Mariah Carey justice.

-Her and Marty are best friends. They’re both on the same wavelength and will most likely have the same reaction to memes, like word for word the same reaction. They usually have to get Rudy and Clover out of trouble most days. I love their chaotic, yet chill energy, like the types that just sit and observe and quietly make funny comments to each other.

-She determines whether she likes you or not based off of how good you are at mahjong or poker. If you suck enough to let her win, she’ll love you forever but if you match her in ability, she’ll respect you but kinda fear you as well. If you refuse to play altogether, she hates you. She’s a game theory student, so playing any board game with her is grounds for disaster because she’ll use her weird psychology and tricks to win all the time. Ironically, she sucks at video games. Even though she loves games of chance, she’s hugely against casinos and betting, instead trading small trinkets like food or makeup.

-At the Cheeseria, she set up a poker table, a mahjong table, and a pool table for the entertainment. They unfortunately had to get rid of the Uno table because somebody (ahem, Jojo) got a little too heated over a match with Papa and Wally. And by “got a little too heated”, I mean that Jojo literally got in a fist fight with Papa and lost.

-All she watches are telenovelas. Don’t ask about The Office or Game of Thrones, all she knows is stuff like Rubi and Maria la del Barrio.

-She doesn’t like musical theater except for Phantom of the Opera. She has taken a few roles as Kim in Miss Saigon, but secretly regrets it because musical theater is so much harder than just a regular concert. She still respects theater actors, but will never again sit through Anything Goes.

-She is the only one of the workers who has managed to successfully punch Guy Mortadello. Koilee and Rudy came close, but Scarlett landed an especially hard punch to his nose. Next to being engaged and forming Scarlett and the Shakers, she says it’s the third happiest day of her life. Now, Guy Mortadello is extremely scared of Scarlett and will cry if he sees her or hears her song on the radio (which is all the time).

-She has a tattoo of a heart of her hand along with a crown. On three of her fingers are a yellow Diamond, green clover, and blue spade.

-Scarlett is absolutely gorgeous and badass, I always kept rewinding Papas Cheeseria just to see her and Rudy in the opening because I had crushes on them both. Anyways, stan Scarlett for good grades (it’s not working though I’m still failing two classes)

[freezeriafan]

One of the specials in Papas Mocharia should’ve been called “The Ballad of Carlo Romano”. It’s just an empty coffee cup and a cannoli because Carlo hates coffee so much, he wouldn’t even be caught in it’s presence. Customers ordering this special would make your day shorter and less stressful since by the bylaws of Papa Louie himself, you have to order coffee in the Mocharia, so you get to kick that customer out.

However, if Carlo Romano himself is the one ordering it, you get to quite literally throw him out of the restaurant. He keeps coming back though. He refuses to send Koilee or his family members to pick up his orders, he always comes in and orders no coffee. Maybe he’s secretly into Allan and Akari kicking his ass. It’s a question for the ages that’s for sure

This is a lot and I really dont want to ruin anything for you but...... The game lets you just give them a cup of milk . Or even a cup that is mostly ice. You dont.. actually need the coffee. you can replace it with milk.

I like the idea of a minigame initiating when Carlo comes in tho, theres a little animation of the barista holding the back of Carlo's clothes and swinging him, if you click the button when he is at the highest point then he will fall farther and you get more points. @ Flipline Studios we're waiting.......

[ccwastaken]

Papa Louie mafia AU ideas: Papa Louie and Roy and Joy are a mafia family and so is the entire Romano fam. The Louies include most of the customers as members and Koilee is the head of a yakuza clan and is the type to make you swim with the fishes (literally) and there’s a morality plot with Roy, Olivia, and Gino all wanting out of the mafia and arranged marriage subplot because I said so (from now on, I am no longer allowed to write any AUs bc of this trash)

OP THIS IS GOOD

[xoxavery]

YOU HAVENT SEEN IT? THE GIF WHERE CARLO AGGRESIVELY STRUMS A MANDOLIN AND KOILEE LAUGHS? omg... omg its literally the second best pnc gif next to the 2020 one

I HAVE NOT BUT NOW MY DAY HAS BEEN MADE!

[thequimmqueen]

I keep reading back on your Koilee x Carlo headcanons and they’re super sweet! Like they’re amazing and I love them so much. Like they’re nice to each other and she likes his puns and they’re very wholesome altogether. I made Koilee a tough girl in my headcanons and Carlo a huge jerk, so basically I had them argue so much they somehow fell in love, plus they bonded over losing loved ones, but it’s like nothing compared to your headcanons! Are there any other ships you have headcanons for?

Don't say that! Your Interpretation sounds good too! They are like Frienemies.. and the Bonding over losing loved ones gets my heart all weak..

Also, I do! Some for Crackships i thought about Myself and some for Couples that don't get much attention.

Like for example; Peggy x Taylor.

I defenitely picture these two being so comfortable with each other people just think they are besties.

I literally pictured Chuck one evening coming to his and Taylor's apartment, and Peggy just walks out wearing one of Taylor's Shirts

Either Chuck thinks she needed something else to change into since her clothes were wasted or It is what he thinks it is.

[cosmicheartz]

another take but more spicy is that the shittiest way papa louie has ever hired his workers are in scooperia and cheeseria

particularly scooperia though as carlo/koilee literally got fucking scammed and their luggage and money were stolen and papa was like " welp wanna work at my job? " whereas cheeseria only the instruments were stolen.

[iheartsunset]

Carlo and Koilee pull up in Carlo’s black and red striped Fiat with the gold rims and Hawaiian lei hanging from the rear view mirror up to the Pastaria fir a nice date and Utah is the hostess and she greets them since they’re her friends but she’s shocked to see Carlo wearing a classy tuxedo while Koilee is wearing a colorful, yet tasteful Betsy Johnson clown suit

Utah might’ve audibly said “what the fuck” and maybe that’s why Koilee nodded her head at her, but the couple have a very nice dinner and leave happily. Utah turns to Doan and says “i love Koi and all, but why did she wear a clown suit on a date?” But she turns to see that a severely coulrophobic Doan has locked himself in the freezer to get away from the clown suit

TL;DR: Koilee throws on literally anything and calls it fashion

[iheartsunset]

any perri headcanons?

Perri Papa Louie HCs

-Perri Nokkloom-Romano (her first/maiden surname means platypus in some other language I forget which one) is a 29 year old cyclist and environmental scientist who lives in a formerly abandoned Toastwood windmill with her bird, Tart. The windmill she bought after separating from her wife, Bruna Romano. A strongly active and hardworking woman in the ecological community, she’s known all over for owning and endorsing multiple eco-friendly brands. She and Bruna are currently working on working things out and getting back together.

-She’s always been big on environmental issues since the world had nearly ended because of pollution and environmental disasters and only left the continent of Flipline behind (at least in my AUs). This passion followed her into adulthood and made her travel all around the continent to fix some eco issues. These constant trips and Bruna’s own busy schedule led to a rod in their marriage, but Bruna has recently allowed herself to take more of an interest in the environment so that their relationship would be better. Perri is also described as humble, elegant, and a bookworm, though she is easily prone to arguments and is very stubborn.

-Her secret identity is Perri the Platypus, a superhero who protects natural reserves and land and educates children on ecological crises. She also kicks criminal ass with Ninjoy, and by kick, I mean she flails around screaming because she’s very weak and so Ninjoy does all the work. But being Ninjoy’s ally, she’s often the target for bad guys, making her somewhat of a vigilante herself. Yeah, this is a Phineas and Ferb reference haha you’ve been bamboozled

-She’s had Tart since she was a teenager, where she was gifted it and a new bicycle for her sweet 16. Tart also acts as her superhero sidekick and all around partner in crime. She strained Tart to attack, communicate with her through tweets, and grab stuff. Tart is my favorite pet it’s just so pretty, but I’m also afraid of birds.

-All of her clothes are varying shades of blue. She owns some blue and black clothes and orange since it complements blue, but yeah her closet is just blue.

-She’s close friends with Big Pauly and Kingsley. None of them have anything in common, they were all just loners who gravitated towards one another and now they’re an iconic trio (then again, every trio I hc is iconic in some way). But they all hang out together and Kingsley even tells funny stories about her during his routines.

-Her garden is super huge, like the ones in the Holland are (they’re super pretty too, I love flowers). She has lots of bee stings because of this and her pollen allergies always act up, but that won’t stop her. She also grows food and stuff in it to sell at farmers markets. Her garden is just enormous and everyone lives for it.

-She met Bruna during her high school’s orchestra MPA (I hated mine, we sucked so bad). Bruna was salty about not being let into any musical group because she only played the accordion and just sat in the audience watching Perri rock out on the violin. It was so good, Bruna fell in love and they got married after college. They argue a lot and don’t share too many interests, but they’re still crazy about one another and will willingly die for each other.

-Step on her plants on purpose, and she’ll sic Bruna or Tart on you. And Tart freaking hurts. Bruna will just throw an accordion at you.

-She actually gets along well with the rest do the Romanos. Edoardo loves how she helps him reach high up items, Carlo is very impressed by her violin playing, and Gino likes how kind she is. She’s closest to Olga since they both share concerned looks when Romano family fights break out at the dinner table. She’s also developed a bond with Koilee, and now all three women who’ve married/are about to be married into the Romano family all just learned to be indifferent to it together.

-She loves picnic dates near lakes or a scenic hillside. Just being outside is comforting for her.

-She rides her back everywhere, even through the water to get to Sakura Bay RP Calypso. Even though there’s literally railroads and bridges connecting the rest of the continent to them, she just likes to show off I guess. Actually, how does she even bike through a deep ocean? The world may never know.

-Perri is also insignificant to me, but her design is one of the best I’ve seen it’s just so beautiful I can’t stop looking at her I am looking I am paying attention 👀

[iheartsunset]

Can you give me headcanons of my favorite character Roy?

Papa Louie Roy HCs

-Roy Bianchi is 21 years old, lives in Tastyville with his uncle and older sister, and was enslaved-I mean coerced-I mean given the grand opportunity to run a pizza shop by his dear uncle. Roy is going to night school in order to obtain an animation degree so that he could become a world renowned animator. Papa Louie actually supports this dream and allows Roy to design some cute posters to attract more customers.

-Is basically besties with Olivia, Allan, and Hacky Zak. Olivia and Zak always invite him to go party or club with them or just hang out and watch TV. He and Allan just vibe and dance together to old songs on the jukebox, although he used to be scared of Allan because of his tough personality. He gets along well with Taylor and Chuck, too, and maybe he can have a nice conversation once in a while with Rita and Mitch. He’s nice to Koilee since she’s both a fellow worker and Olivia’s beloved cousin, but he’s scared of her since he witnessed most of her previous delinquent behavior firsthand. But he did warm up to Allan, so maybe it won’t be long before he and Koilee become good friends.

-He and Joy were super close as kids, but his jealousy of her success in gymnastics and her distancing herself from him (because of both school and being a vigilante) have lead to them growing apart. Despite Papa Louie being a garbage human being, Roy seems to be the only person he actually cares about (minus the whole “run the restaurant while I’m gone” schtick). Roy cares very much for his uncle in return, but often worries about Papa’s multiple schemes.

-Roy had lots of friends from middle school to high school, but he quickly realized that they were only friends with him is that they could be closer to Joy, who was really popular back then. Joy found out about these friendships multiple times and told them off, but didn’t have the guts to beat them up for fear of losing a scholarship. If she hadn’t been his sister, he probably would’ve been bullied relentlessly. That’s why he has so many trust issues now. But he met Olivia and Allan back in middle school and they didn’t even care about Joy, so he found comfort in them.

-Guy Mortadello is secretly his and Joy’s father and Papa Louie’s older brother. Only Papa Louie knows about this.

-His most watched TV channel is Food Network. His favorite shows on there are basically all of them, but he mostly loves Diners Drive-Ins And Dives, Cupcake Wars, The Pioneer Woman, and Barefoot Contessa.

-Roy’s mostly quiet and reserved, but does come out of his shell around his friends and the other workers. Roy is also quite strict about workplace policies and uniforms. He likes to use a little bit of sarcasm here and there. He likes to draw pictures of others for his night school assignments so that he could feel closer to them. He’s just very adorkable and oddly charming.

-He loves Undertale and other RPG maker games. He goes on streams with Tohru sometimes to play some classic RPG maker games (like Misao and The Witch’s House) and some Deep Sea Prisoner games (mostly Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea).

-Roy is over protective of his truck, which he nicknamed Felicity. That’s why he can’t fully forgive James and Willow for double t-boning it, but he’s slowly starting to at least not be very mad about it.

-Roy knows that Joy is Ninjoy and that Moe is Dynamoe and that Perri is Perri The Platypus. He knows this because Joy hates the news like Ninjoy does, Moe because he realized Moe has terrible plans, and because Perri and Platypus girl both ride bikes. Yknow, he just ignores that their names are literally in their superhero names and that he they all look like their civilian selves and have the same voices.

-Roy is a king we stan.

[freezeriafan]

hm. whats your opinion on koilee? - amii

Literally seen her once in my life. I'm assuming shes Epic

[ccwastaken]

Is it weird that I headcanon Koilee as having vitiligo? Or walking literally everywhere even though the walk may take at least 3 hours and at most 12 hours? She tells Carlo and everyone that it’s because she loves seeing the natural scenery on the way, but in reality she’s just a broke college student. My AUs and headcanon are weird lol

Koilee just strolls across the fucking continent like it's nothing. She has legs of steel.