#komajoni

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pov: those yt ppl tiktok forbidden romance novels be like:

Omg!! an 8'11 mexican guitarist man falls for the 4'1 chinese martial artist (correct me if I'm wrong) girl???? What will her father say????! 🙀🙀🙀🙁🙁🙁😣😣😟😟😟😟🤨🙂‍↕️😴😴🥺🥺🥺🙀🙀🫶🫶🫶

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Can't do poses for shit so imma use cats as reference!!!!! (1 out of like more)

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CÓMO SE COME EL CACTUS⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️😭😭😭😭

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yay

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Koma's so short here like that's 7'2 vs. 5'9

and how would they give him a little kiss?? would he carry them or use a stool?? 😓😢😢 but snuggle time is easy they're on a bed or sofa

theyre literally just 😏 and 😶

he has such long legs like zamn spider

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☺️🫶

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no se como esplicar esto, pero Joniki es muy "El Trono De México" (No solo porque es méxicano)

si el era una de la bandas canciones, seria "Te Ves Fatal" solo porque como el cantante suena. Y yo estoy muy segura que joniki le canta esas canciones a komatente cuando ella se va a mimir (*ˇωˇ*)

(Tambien creo que si joniki tenia actor de vos de espanol, se oia como el cantante)

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yall, hypothetically, if this were infact them, it would go really well with the volstead bar mv, like you cannot tell me they look too similar. Like this is a coincidence or idk

also they got similar color pallets too in both regular and bar :3

im not like obsessed with them (I'm wishing the day they get merch together)

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do y'all fw with this ship cuz I do fr fr ✅✅😭🙏🙏🙏👍👍👍😊😊😊😄😄🙂🙂🙂🥺🥺🥺🚷🚷🚷🔱🔱⚜️⚜️⚜️✅✅✅🛜🛜🛜🆒🆒🆒🆒🆗🆗🆗

(its okay if y'all don't, I respect that! 👍 also feel free to block me if you do not like this ship, I understand.)

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komajoni ship kid concept??? current design?? idk but say hi to this stupid ass kid

(Both made on the 11th and 12th)

4 Years old. 10 years old

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the four hoursemen or whatever its spelled of ships i used to be/am obsessed with

Currently: Komatente x Joniki or Komajoni????

idk what caused me to ship this but it happened. (i wrote their fanfic on ao3)

2: snowdevil. idk about this one too, but it happened, (again, I wrote their fanfics)

3: wizardbrave. first ship I've ever shipped. reason, interactions or something

4: idk what to name this but it was a crackship i made up as a joke but it got too serious 😭

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I love how all I do is yap about komajoni on here and be annoying in two languages, like ceo of komajoni doing her job lmao (wait, am I actually the ceo cuz ain't no one yap about them like I do) 👍🫶☺️‼️

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@vivalaswing

Of course!

Tw: Bullshit and too much komajoni (should've stayed in the fanfics drafts 💀 im so sorry 😭)

[Serious ver at the bottom]

First things first: The family chart!

As you can see, blah blah Iwasake and Baron get together and married. During the Urban Caravan MV, they found Joniki along the mexican desert cuz his bio parents abandoned his stupid ass when he was like 10- (Nother thing to unpack) and they're like "damn lil bro, come along, we need free labor for treasure hunting" (he's like 21 atp) and they basically adopt him as their son. Cue everything that happens in the MV. Blah blah TIMESKIP and Hammy and Sakie are spawned in. Blah blah komajoni happens and they find a stupid baby on the fucking road (mama Mia here we go again 💀) the kid has no canon design right now and he's getting a silly name like Jalee (Certain reference to something idk)

[Serious ver:]

Ham and Iwasake get married and during their treasure hunting honeymoon, they spot joniki in the deserts of mexico (Gran Desierto de Altar to be exact) and take him in as their son, being the parents he never had. Cue everything else from the urban caravan mv (the landmine and komatente)

Years later, Hamsake have the hellspawns named hammy and sakie.

More years later, komajoni happens, and their ship kid spawns in (No current design and name, but I was thinking of Jalee-)

Ham, who's overjoyed to have children and grandkid, acts like the cool gramps, encouraging gambling, scamming- Actually, he spoils his little kids and grandkid rotten and teaches them how to swordfight (except Jalee's like the runt of the kids and he's four 💀)

the end 👍