#komatente

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Lazy Neri Doodle Dump, Part One

Its literally all Fake Type

The Joniki and Komatente ones where supposed to be side by side but. I had no space :((

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Maybe the true treasure was the friends we made along the way, Or the sun that we dug out of the ground somehow

Day 1 of Fakecember is Urban Caravan! (Prompt lists made by @ poplaanimex on twitter!)

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Extremely inaccurate line of who's gonna be the next set of plushies based off popularity:

The guy from nightmare parade 2020s and the other from masquerade: They're really popular so its gonna happen. (2024)

ham princess and mister jewel box: again, another set of popular characters so yeah. (2025)

zeney and atelier: maybe. (2026- 2027)

night and kankan: ehh, less likely.. (2026- 2027)

fake and mochi: despite being Mascots of the band, more of a chance but less. (2028+)

Joniki and Komatente: very little chance, like one in one trillion. never gonna happen

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ok guys hear me out, Volstead Bar if it was a MV (like fake style) but it takes place in this bar, (funny enough, named Volstead Bar) and we have the whole squad there. (Ham, Iwasake, Joniki, Komatente)

Ham and Iwasake are frequent customers at the bar, Joniki and Komatente are like the bartenders (lol) and when Hamsake one day go to the bar and Joniki's like "Yo, btw, this place shutting down lol because of the Volstead act lol. also me and Koma are prolly gonna be jobless too lol" (historically inaccurate) and the entire MV is just them going to court to get the ban removed lol

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Can't do poses for shit so imma use cats as reference!!!!! (1 out of like more)

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CÓMO SE COME EL CACTUS⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️😭😭😭😭

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the four hoursemen or whatever its spelled of ships i used to be/am obsessed with

Currently: Komatente x Joniki or Komajoni????

idk what caused me to ship this but it happened. (i wrote their fanfic on ao3)

2: snowdevil. idk about this one too, but it happened, (again, I wrote their fanfics)

3: wizardbrave. first ship I've ever shipped. reason, interactions or something

4: idk what to name this but it was a crackship i made up as a joke but it got too serious 😭

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☺️🫶

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yall, hypothetically, if this were infact them, it would go really well with the volstead bar mv, like you cannot tell me they look too similar. Like this is a coincidence or idk

also they got similar color pallets too in both regular and bar :3

im not like obsessed with them (I'm wishing the day they get merch together)

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do y'all fw with this ship cuz I do fr fr ✅✅😭🙏🙏🙏👍👍👍😊😊😊😄😄🙂🙂🙂🥺🥺🥺🚷🚷🚷🔱🔱⚜️⚜️⚜️✅✅✅🛜🛜🛜🆒🆒🆒🆒🆗🆗🆗

(its okay if y'all don't, I respect that! 👍 also feel free to block me if you do not like this ship, I understand.)

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i really need to get a hobby now..

text: "I have nothing interesting to say."

"and what about this bald dog??"

"thats me"

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i genuinely love this image like why's he holding his guitar and shit like a goddamn child like that is completely unnecessary💀

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no se como esplicar esto, pero Joniki es muy "El Trono De México" (No solo porque es méxicano)

si el era una de la bandas canciones, seria "Te Ves Fatal" solo porque como el cantante suena. Y yo estoy muy segura que joniki le canta esas canciones a komatente cuando ella se va a mimir (*ˇωˇ*)

(Tambien creo que si joniki tenia actor de vos de espanol, se oia como el cantante)

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@vivalaswing

Of course!

Tw: Bullshit and too much komajoni (should've stayed in the fanfics drafts 💀 im so sorry 😭)

[Serious ver at the bottom]

First things first: The family chart!

As you can see, blah blah Iwasake and Baron get together and married. During the Urban Caravan MV, they found Joniki along the mexican desert cuz his bio parents abandoned his stupid ass when he was like 10- (Nother thing to unpack) and they're like "damn lil bro, come along, we need free labor for treasure hunting" (he's like 21 atp) and they basically adopt him as their son. Cue everything that happens in the MV. Blah blah TIMESKIP and Hammy and Sakie are spawned in. Blah blah komajoni happens and they find a stupid baby on the fucking road (mama Mia here we go again 💀) the kid has no canon design right now and he's getting a silly name like Jalee (Certain reference to something idk)

[Serious ver:]

Ham and Iwasake get married and during their treasure hunting honeymoon, they spot joniki in the deserts of mexico (Gran Desierto de Altar to be exact) and take him in as their son, being the parents he never had. Cue everything else from the urban caravan mv (the landmine and komatente)

Years later, Hamsake have the hellspawns named hammy and sakie.

More years later, komajoni happens, and their ship kid spawns in (No current design and name, but I was thinking of Jalee-)

Ham, who's overjoyed to have children and grandkid, acts like the cool gramps, encouraging gambling, scamming- Actually, he spoils his little kids and grandkid rotten and teaches them how to swordfight (except Jalee's like the runt of the kids and he's four 💀)

the end 👍

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I hate myself