#kotlc rp

[dex-the-smart-one]

If this gets to 1k notes before 2024 I’ll make myself create a sleep schedule and follow it correctly

[norwegian-trickster-god]

If I get this post to 2.3k notes before February CHRISTMAS (maybe extended) I’ll reveal a secret identity

[alvar-not-vacker]

if this gets 1k notes before the new year, i'll compliment fitz

[elwin-at-your-service]

Sir, I have a problem...

You’re not alone. Plenty of people do.

If you’d like a physician to be able to assist, however, you’ll have to be a little more descriptive!

If you’re unwilling or unable to elaborate, may I suggest that you find yourself an emotional support stuffed animal, at least? Experience has shown me time and again that they are a highly effective treatment option for a vast array of maladies.

[maxisakeeper]

sobbing.

dex “nobody cares i was kidnapped” dizznee

[foxfire-official]

Working at Foxfire is just telling Sophie Foster and co to not set stuff on fire and then have them ignore you.

[chronically-ill-psionipath]

YIPPEE! VACKER WEEKEND 🥺🎉🎉💖💖

@vackerweekend

[umberthebettershade]

"YOU TORTURED AND MURDERED INNCOENT PEOPLE!"

god forbid women do ANYTHING these days smh

[elephantinahawaiianshirt]

Hey so I found this lady called Shannon hiding in Sophie's roof with a pen and paper and three cats, should I be concerned?

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

keefe sencen thinks he could be a therapist? in this economy??

ignore the very sloppy people

@cutebisexualmess @dizzeners @lemon-girl-in-devil-town @keefe--sencen

[therealsophieelizabethfoster]

Hey out of pure curiosity does anyone know how to get your boyfriend out of a situation where he’s hypothetically kidnapped. Thankssss

[yurithegnome]

reblog if you um. love women, plants, or both.

[thecouncil-official]

i heard someone ask a level 8 “on a scale of 1 to the forbidden cities how free are you tonight”

their response was “gethen in lumenaria’s dungeon”

it would have been a great answer, if they hadn’t forgotten that gethen broke out of the dungeon-

[alvar-not-vacker]

do you ever miss your brother?

no

[fitz-avery-vacker]

*Fitz shuffled awkwardly and smoothed his hair back as he waited for more familiar people to filter into the large hall meant to accommodate multiple elven families with Prodigies at Foxfire. It was meant to be a more formal dinner anyway, and obviously, the Vackers had wanted to attend.*

*So Fitz had put on some of his best formal wear; a specifically tailored navy blue jerkin with handmade patterns in gold on the front and sleek gray pants that made the color transition from navy blue to the dark brown of his boots much easier.*

*His parents were more than likely conversing somewhere with some people that had questions for them, whether among his father's work colleagues or his mother's personal friends and their spouses. Fitz was waiting on friends of his own to show up. Specifically one, maybe not just-a-friend sort of friend too..*

@dex-the-smart-one