#kristen Applebees

[alltears]

the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight

[halcyon-autumn]

If I had a nickel for every time a cleric of Helio died, met Helio, and then starting worshipping a dead deity instead I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's hilarious that it's happened twice

[chushanye]

THE WAY KRISTEN NOTICES AELWYN IS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH BEING SICKLY SWEET, SO SHE ADAPTS AND TRIES TO MAKE THE ENVIRONMENT SUIT HER BETTER!!!!! I am so passionate about that you don't understand. People DON'T need to speak in a standardised, therapy-speak and always levelled way to be considered healthy. people don't have to be palatable and sweet to be considered good. MEET PEOPLE AT THEIR LEVEL DONT TRY TO CORRECT THEM TO WHAT YOU THINK IS APPROPRIATE, especially since they get to dictate how healing looks to them. also her roasting Kristen is soo fucking funny.

[h4lftruths4ndhyperb0le]

“Liar, frumpy, wrong” 🤝 ”Regular freak”

Kristen and Gorgug ripping Bobby Dawn to shreds

[m0nomercy]

lesbian visibility week!! gonna draw a sapphic ship a day :)

today is the starcrossed lovers kristen and gertie from d20 fantasy high junior year <3 if anyone knows their ship name PLEASE tell me

[emtortles]

we all remember Kristen’s familiar, right?

[ID: a recreation of a Steven Universe comic panel by Haus of Decline. In this version, kristen applebees has a tiny winnie the pooh in a baby chest carrier and is supporting her weight in one hand while the other holds her staff of doubt beside them. They both have a worried expression as Kristen says "i think we're gonna have to kill this guy, winnie", who disappointedly replies with "damn". /end ID]

[not-quite-so-intrepid-hero]

fabian is such a sweetie and he will not convince me otherwise. genuinely there’s no reason for him to make up with gertie bc the rest of them have enough good standing with her to work with her, he fully did that for kristen. the way he approached it too, wasn’t like “oh im gonna get her off my back so we can deal with the honey thing” no it was pure good soul lou wilson shining through fabian going “hey if there’s even a BUMP on this road to love for my friend because of me? i’m repaving the entire fucking street lets go”

[heckblade]

the mordred manor sisters ribbing each other playfully, doing catty annoying sibling shit and laughing about it together makes me fucking CRY. like all four of these girls, in their own ways, have struggled with feeling rejected by their blood family, the fact that they get to have that experience with the family they built is just. everything. please excuse me I need a minute

[allybeans]

fabian saying this about kristen is so earnest and based in a place of such true deep friendship and understanding, and in a way I feel like it applies to ally as a player as well - which kinda makes sense if you think about how kristen was their first PC and in the way of first PCs probably manifests a lot of aspects of themself. so if you think about it, this is also lou saying this about ally and that just makes me wanna cry THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH

(also ally making those insane faces as lou says all this really heartfelt stuff is just... exactly this lmao)

[sorbeau]

is this anything

[lovemoroporo]

sketched a lil outfit swap during their downtime

[thisisnotthenerd]

The Legendary Adventures of the Bad Kids: Entries in the Legend Lore Database*

Adaine Abernant:

Latest in the line of Elven Oracles

Current wielder of the Sword of Sight, Sword of the Elven Oracle

She who invoked the name of Ankarna and broke Obliviati Mori

Kristen Applebees:

The Chosen of Helio, God of Corn

The Creator of Yes!/Yes?

She who Resurrected Herself

The Blessed Saint of Cassandra, Deity of Mystery, Night and Magic

Figueroth Faeth:

Mortal daughter of Gorthalax the Insatiable, Prince of the Nine Hells and former ruler of the Bottomless Pit

Current Archdevil of Rebellion, Figueroth the Infaethable, the Dark Mistress of the Bottomless Pit

Paramour of Ayda Aguefort, the Mistress of the Compass Points Library

Riz Gukgak:

Fifth of the World of Spyre to summon the Night Yorb to the Material Plane

He who slayed the Dragon Kalvaxus, Emperor of the Red Waste

Fabian Aramais Seacaster:

Mortal son of William "Old Bill" Seacaster, Legendary Pirate and the Current Captain of the Infernal Wastes, Scourge of the Nine Hells

Grandson of Telemaine Lomenelda, swordsmith of the Elven Kings

He who killed William "Old Bill" Seacaster

Current wielder of Fandrangor, Sword of the North Star

Dance Champion of the Elven Oracle, the Oracle of Dance

Gorgug Thistlespring:

Creator of the Barbificer Specialty, the first in the World of Spyre to combine barbarian rage and artificer spellcasting

Currently has the Night Yorb sealed in his personal vehicle, the Hangvan

The Bad Kids (Adventuring Party):

Defeated Kalvaxus, Emperor of the Red Waste

Ended the Nightmare King's Curse on Sylvaire

Defeated the Nightmare King, the King of the Dark Dreaming

Defeated the Cult of the Night Yorb

Defeated the Night Yorb

The first adventuring party in living memory to survive the Last Stand-ard Exam with no party/proctor fatalities

*Updates with corrections as legendary statuses of individuals are verified

[halcyon-autumn]

Huge L for Helio this episode I gotta say. Something about meeting that guy makes people want to go worship a dead lesbian

[chushanye]

looking too deeply into a joke but Kristen hugging the staff of doubt after having her feelings hurt- when in trouble, she literally holds doubt closer to her heart. She looks for comfort and envelops/protects a relic from her goddess.

[emiko-matsui]

picking up speech from things you watch is so real and so bad because im having to grapple with the fact that "getting your kisses in" is not a phrase that's used by anyone in the real world yet i have forgotten every single way to describe the action of getting your kisses in in any other way than getting your kisses in. help would be greatly appreciated

[gretashand]

it is time for me to face my own last stand: coloring

(believe it or not this is the low rez version asdfghjk have a fig and fabian detail shot)