#kxyera’s crackfics

[kxyera]

Nihil : “This is the most satanic ministry in history. We have ghouls from the deepest depths of hell, and they are absolutely terrifying.”

Swiss, in his room, volume 100: “CA-LI-FORNIA GIRLS, WE’RE UNFORGETTABLE!”

Dew, through the wall : “DAI-SY DUKES, PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK! UP!”

Nihil : “…Terrifying.”

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Mountain, walking in and sitting down on the couch: “…I don’t know.”

Rain, utterly baffled and confused on the opposite couch: “…what?”

Mountain: “Huh?”

Dew, cuddled up next to Rain: “You- You don’t know what?”

Aurora, emerging from the blanket fort she made on the floor: “Yeah, Mounty, what’s up?”

Swiss, emerging up after Aurora, next to her and holding her waist: “Come on big guy, what do you need?”

Mountain, looking completely blank: “…I don’t kno-“

Aether, having visibly dealt with mountain’s shit for the last hour: “PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN BELOW AND ALL THE GODS EVERYONE WORSHIPS ON THE FUCKING TOPSIDE, WHAT. DO. YOU. NOT. KNOW.”

Mountain, clearly trying to not lose his shit laughing: “I… don’t know…”

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Sibling of sin : “I like to think that the ghouls just love chaos at this point. It’s what keeps them going”

Copia, in the distance, about to break down sobbing : “WHAT DOES HE MEAN?!”

Rain, screeching ontop of the fridge : “POISSON”

Swiss, watching this all unfold : “I think he’s calling you a poisson”

Dew : “nah, that’s his accent. He’s calling him a pussy.”

Copia, on the verge of tears : “BUT WHY?!”

Sibling of sin : “I love this ministry.”

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Rain, sick as ever, calling Mountain : “hey, so i just coughed up a full on lung, and i’m bleeding internally, do you still want me to come to work, or-?”

Mountain, the biggest germophobe there : “YOU WHAT?! STAY IN YOUR ROOM!”

Rain, being the people-pleaser he is : “I knowwww but do you-“

Mountain : “Go to the infirmary, or i’m dragging you by your tail.”

Swiss, in the background on Mountain’s side : “HA! KINKY!”

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Swiss, sitting on the couch with a half-drank can of monster:

Cumulus with a small kit, stressed and speaking rapidly: “Swiss, could you take them for a moment? Thank you!”

Swiss, being handed the kit as Cumulus runs out: “WHA- HEY!”

The kit, pawing at the can of monster: “Mrrrop!~”

Swiss: “Hey, no. I don’t share my monster.”

Rain, genuinely somewhat concerned: “Nevermind it’s a kit? It can’t have it anyways, it’s like drugging the poor thing—”

Dew, running in with 9 packs of melatonin gummies: “Where’s the kit, I need it to pass the fuck out”

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Swiss : So… Dinosaurs?

Dew : You literally just pounded me into the bed and made me cum 4 times

Swiss : …Okay, but-

Dew : Swiss.

Swiss : Let me finish and i’ll make it 5 times.

Dew : …listening

[kxyera]

sup y’all im kyera

im a gal who loves the gals and i’m british

ghestie bitch

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[kxyera]

Goodbye

hey, so i’m kinda in a pickle

i’ve got my a levels coming up, and i don’t want to be pressured to post during this time

i’ve also decided that it’s time i move on. i’ve been on tumblr for 4 years now — while posting for this short amount of time was fun, i think it’s time i go. Maybe I’ll post in the future, I don’t know.

I’ll keep my posts up, don’t worry, I’m just not posting anything else.

i love you guys, maybe we’ll meet again 🤍