#kylian mbappe you will be the death of me

[judiepatootiesbababooboo]

this is too cute. 😣😣😣

[kvtnisseverdeen]

Kylian + stealing Achraf’s food

[prettyinpurplelights]

hii ur writing is SOO SOO good im practically going insane over ur mbappe writings. could u pls write smth about mbappe being sick and reader having to take care of him but he's just enjoying being a brat and clinging to reader ? like imagine taking care of this manchild. imagine the HAVOC he would wreck if he didn't get a kiss from his gf

HOUR OF NEED

Heyy, thank you for your lovely words, means so much 🫶🏿 hope this is okay!

“You’re leaving me here all by myself? This is your fault.” Your boyfriend sniffles, pouting as you put on your jacket, ready to leave the house.

“I warned you about kissing me last week when I was sick.”

“But your mouth was so nice and warm.”

“And now here we are.”

“So you’re going to abandon me in my hour of need?”

“Kylian, it’s just a cold. You’ll survive.” You roll your eyes.

“I hope you know those may be your last words to me. Ever! Who knows if I’ll still be alive and breathing when you get back.” He shivers dramatically and you grab your bag, placing your phone in your coat pocket.

“I spent all day yesterday playing nurse Ky, I have to go to the office.”

“And you think if nurses just left their patients before they got better, anyone would recover?”

“You are a ridiculous man Kylian Mbappe. You have a runny nose and a high temperature, just keep hydrated and take your pills. I’ll see you at 6.” You reach over to kiss his forehead and he rolls over and pulls the covers high over his head.

“You don’t deserve to kiss me.” His voice his muffled under the blankets and you laugh.

“Whatever you big baby.” You call as you shut the bedroom door behind you.

————

“So if we push the campaign from this angle, I think the overall engagement would-“

PING!

Your phone buzzes for the hundredth time in the last 10 minutes since you started giving your pitch to the newest clients at your firm. You reach for your phone to turn it off, apologising profusely, when it starts ringing and you see your boyfriend’s face lighting up the screen.

“I’m so sorry, I just have to take this very quickly, I really apologise.” You hold your hands in a prayer sign before scrambling out of the office with the phone to your ear.

“Kylian, what the hell do you want.”

“Y/N…” his voices sounds strained and breathless, and you immediately begin to worry.

“Kyky? Baby what’s wrong?”

“I just…can you…” He coughs violently and you wince. He really doesn’t sound good, and you feel start to feel a little guilty for leaving him alone. “Can you…come home please? E…Emergency.” He croaks out that last part, as though he doesn’t have the energy to do anything else.

“Oh baby. I’ll be there as soon as I can okay? I’m sorry for not taking you seriously. I’m leaving the office as soon as I can.”

“Thank you,” he breathes before hanging up abruptly and you think the absolute worst. Maybe it wasn’t just a cold, maybe it was something worse, and now he’s alone and confused and deteriorating. You head back into the conference room, chewing on the inside of your cheek anxiously.

“Everything okay Y/N?” Your boss asks.

“Yes, ummm, it’s just my boyfriend is really ill right now, and he’s just called me and he doesn’t sound too good so I’m a bit worried that’s all. But we can get this pitch finished up and I’ll go and quickly see him on my lunch break-“

“Kylian is ill?” He says, shocked as if you’d just told him his own mother on was on her death bed. “Oh no, you must go to him right away. We have the PowerPoint and your notes, Lisa can finish your pitch.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes of course, I hope he makes a speedy recovery.”

“Thank you so much, and I really am sorry.” You disconnect your laptop from the hdmi cable connected to the project and slide it into your handbag.

“Don’t worry about it Y/N, please let us know how he’s doing tomorrow, you don’t have to come in if he’s still not feeling well.” He smiles. You thank him one last time before rushing out of the office and down to the elevator to the underground car park. You barely lock your seatbelt in place before hightailing it out of the building.

“Kylian!” You yell as soon as you make it back into the apartment. You drop your bag at the door and hurry up the steps, taking them two at time. It’s not long before you’re bursting into the bedroom. “Ky, baby what’s wrong? Have your symptoms gotten worse?” You sit on the bed, taking his sweaty face into your hands. “I’m sorry for leaving you baby.”

“You’re back.” He croaks.

“Of course,” you sigh leaning in to kiss him and he lets you this time. “What was so urgent?”

“I…the bistro is out of chicken soup and I really want some chicken soup, I was wondering if you could make some for me please?” You drop his head, and he falls back onto the pillow violently.

“Ouch!” He moans, rubbing his head.

“Kylian…” you close your eyes, your right hand pressing on the bridge of your nose. “Kylian, do not tell me you pulled me out of work because you want FUCKING SOUP!”

“I missed you too?” He pouts.

“Kylian! I was in an important meeting with my boss!”

“The one that’s the PSG fan? I’ll have someone send him some tickets to our next game, he’ll be fine.” You roll your eyes.

“Of course that’s why he let me leave the office without hesistation….but that’s not the point Ky!”

“Look babe, I’m sorry for making you leave work.” He doesn’t look sorry in the slightest and it pisses you off even more. “But I mean…you’re here now? So…”

“So???”

He opens his arms, his eyes wide as he smiles. “Come spend the day in bed with me.” You throw a pillow at him, landing in the space his open arms created, before storming out of the room.

“Where are you going?” He calls out.

“To make YOUR FUCKING SOUP!“ you shout back. “Tu es un putain d’idiot!”

———

You feel someone’s arms wrap around you as you’re stirring the soup and you shrug your shoulders.

“Get off me Kylian.” You mumble.

“Are you mad at me?” He asks, holding you tighter as he presses a kiss into your neck.

“Kylian Mbappe Lottin, I’m within an arms reach of very sharp objects. Get the fuck off me.”

“No.” He insists, burying his head further into your neck. “I want to hug you. I read somewhere hugs and kisses when you’re sick are very healing.” He moves from behind you to stand by your side, his arms around your shoulders instead, leaning forward with his eyes closed and lips pursed. You shove the teaspoon you were using to taste the soup into his mouth instead and push him off you as you untie your apron and place it on the work surface.

“You can keep your kisses. I’m not trying to get sick again.”

“You kissed me earlier when you came back?”

“Yeah when I thought you were on your death bed you manipulative man child.”

“Oh Y/N, come on!” He whines, stomping his feet. “I’m not a baby.” You look at his stomping foot and raise an eyebrow. He stops and his lips turn up in a little smile. “Okay fine, maybe I am a baby. But I’m your baby. And your baby is sick and needs you. He needs your kisses. Desperately or he might drop to the floor right now.”

“Drop. I don’t care, I’m not kissing you.”

“But I said I’m sorry!” He groans.

“And you’re forgiven. But I’m not kissing you. I don’t want to get sick again.”

“Actually,” he says, coming up to you as you reach into a cabinet above the sink to grab two bowls. “Since I caught this cold from you, it’s the same strain, and you can’t catch a cold twice with the same strain of virus. So you can kiss me as much as you want.”

“And since when did you become Dr. Mbappe.”

“I did some reading in the 3 hours you abandoned me.” You slide past him and start serving up the soup in the bowls.

“Good for you.”

He takes the bowls from you and sets them on the island before backing you up against the counter. The blanket around his shoulders falls to the floor as he rests his arms either side of you on the granite worktop, trapping your body between his.

“Just one kiss.” He whispers against your lips, his face barely an inch from yours. “Please. Just one.”

“Fine.” You press your lips against his lightly, ready to pull away but his hands cage your face, and he presses his lips harder against yours, deepening the kiss. You both pull away eventually breathless, your hand around his neck.

“Better?” You ask in a low voice.

“I’m cured.” He murmurs, before he suddenly recoils and sneezes all over your face.

“DUDE!” You shout, pushing him away as you reach for a tissue.

“Well, almost cured.” He laughs, stopping when he sees your stone cold expression, your eyes shooting daggers at him. You shove his bowl of soup into his chest and go to sit on the sofa with yours. You soon feel Kylian snuggle up next to you, lying down dramatically with his hand over his forehead.

“I suddenly feel weak and dizzy, I don’t think I can hold myself up Y/N.”

“What? You want me to feed you the soup now?”

“If you insist.” He smirks.

“You are unbelievable,” You roll your eyes, but you’re smiling too as you pick up the bowl and hold a spoonful to his lips.

“I also think a kiss in between each spoonful will really help speed up my recovery process.” He nods as he slurps the soup from the spoon.

“You know what, you should legally change your name to Mbaby.”

“Haha funny.” He retorts. He points to the soup, then his lips before opening his mouth wide. You intentionally put the bowl down and pull out your phone, flipping the camera to selfie mode and holding it up so both you and Kylian are in the frame simultaneously.

“Look at this big baby here,” You start, as you press the live option on your instagram. “Big boy Kylian Mbappe lying here while I feed him soup because he’s got a little cold he can’t handle.” Kylian reaches up to grab your phone but you leap from the sofa to the other side of the coffee table.

“Y/N, turn it off.”

“Oh look,” you say into the camera. “Suddenly he has the energy to get up. You should’ve seen him merely a few seconds ago guys, acting as though he had the plague.”

“Y/N, I’m warning you.”

You laugh as you read some of the comments from the fans on your live, getting louder as you see one from his teammate.

“Ky, Achraf said stop being such a pussy!”

“That’s it!” Kylian says before leaping over the table, but you’re a tad quicker than he is, dodging his lunge and making a break for it into the kitchen. “Cut the live Y/N, or I swear-“

“Or what?” You taunt, flipping the camera so it’s facing him as he stares you down from the other end of the island in the middle of the kitchen. You quickly slip through the door and up the steps before he can reach you, but Kylian proves himself to be one of the fastest men in the world once again because he’s grabbing onto your shirt just as you reach the top of the steps pulling you to the floor, his full weight on top of you as you raise your arm as high as you can out of his reach.

“Okay guys, I have to go, it’s time to feed baby Kyky his cough syrup.” You say just as Kylian grabs the phone out of your hand and turns it off.

“Looks like you’re suddenly feeling better hmm?” You tease, laughing.

“You…” He starts but his sentence trails and he pulls the blanket over his mouth before sneezing into it loudly. He sniffs, rolling over so he’s lying next to you, wheezing and breathless. “You’re so lucky I’m ill. Once this cold is gone, you’re dead.”

———

Tried to make it a bit fluffy, I feel like it probably wasn’t that fluffy aksjsksk enjoy ! <3

[applejuicefruit]

something cute with reader taking care of drunk kylian pleaseeeee

kylian mbappe x reader

Drunk

“You know…you’re too heavy Kylian…” you joked as you helped your boyfriend walking into his apartment.

You just came back from a football event, event that turned out to be more of a party as your boyfriend and most of his teammates were completely wasted. You knew he didn’t have much free time to do that because of football so you let him enjoy his night.

That’s how you found yourself carrying up from the stairs his heavy and drunk ass.

“Shut up you love me…” he said with a very drunk voice and you couldn’t help but laugh.

“Sit on the couch and don’t move until I’m back” you said to him but the moment you moved to the kitchen you heard him following you.

“You’re not my mom…” he remarked and you gave him a death look that made him shut up “sorry…” he apologised.

“Good, now would you please sit at the table and wait for me there?” you said pointing to the round kitchen table.

“Okay…” he whispered.

You kept laughing seeing how wasted he was.

“Drink this” you gave him a glass of cold water and an aspirin and he drank it until the last straw.

“You’re very pretty…” he chuckled pointing at you. He looked like a kid, like someone who just wanted attentions and you couldn’t help but laugh at his behaviour. It was something very rare seeing your boyfriend completely drunk.

“Thank you” you thanked him and he smiled “but now big boy it’s time you take a shower and change for bed” you said this time giving him your hands and helping standing him up.

“Only if you’re coming with me” he smirked at you.

“Nope. You’re drunk….” you led him into your bedroom.

“But…” he tried to replicate.

“No but. Get your ass in the shower and I’ll be waiting here” you joked. You watched him pout but then he followed your orders and went straight into the bathroom, of course, forgetting to bring a change of clothes and some boxers.

Once he was done he came out of the bathroom completely naked and you took a few minutes to recompose yourself.

“I forgot my clothes…” he said scratching his head.

“Yes I can see” you teased him but he was still too drunk to even understand what you were talking about. You stood up from the bed and went to his drawers grabbing a new pair of boxers and a t-shirt for him to wear as a pajamas.

“Merci…” he whispered as he dressed up.

While you laid back in bed Kylian decided it was a good idea trying to jump on the bed because apparently he didn’t want to sit and lay as a normal person would do.

“Kyky…what are you doing?” you asked him.

“I just found a new way to get in bed” he said wrapping his arms around your waist.

“You’re very clingy when you’re drunk” you joked.

“I’m always clingy…” he said.

“Oh so you admit it?” you teased him again.

“Whatever” he whispered and you bursted out laughing.

Kylian had no idea why you were laughing but he loved seeing you smile.

“Y/n…” he called you.

“What?” you answered back.

“My head hurts…fuck, how much have I drunk?” he asked this time.

“A lot Kylian, a lot” you said.

“Merde…” he whispered in french and you smiled at him.

You knew it was going to be a long night but you couldn’t wait to see Kylian in his post hangover, that was going to be something to see!

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[mbappebby]

Like their older brothers || Four

Ethan Mbappè x Anisah Hakimi (OC)

Summary: When a new player arrives and has been spending a lot of time with Anisah, Ethan doesn’t like the idea he’s taking his best friend away..

Requested: Yes, by anonymous: Anisah and Ethan's team trained with the psg men's team and Ethan get jealous as Anisah has been getting close to a new member of their team. Neymar, Messi and Mbappe notice and give Ethan some advice on how to get his girl

Words: 0.9K +

Series

A new player had joined Ethan and Anisah’s team. He knew basically everyone there as he had only moved up in the age group teams as he had turned the same age.

Anisah knew him more well than Ethan due to Anisah staying in the same age group team for a year longer than Ethan. He and Anisah was quite good friends.

Lucas, his name was and he had been in the team for awhile now. Today, their team was going to train with the first team. “First time training with the first then” Anisah said as they started to walk to the dressing room.

“Yeah, well I have met quite a few of them but like you must know all of them quite well due to your brother” Lucas replied. “You can say that, yeah” Anisah smiled as they walked into the dressing room.

Ethan had been keeping his distance from them, he did miss his best friend and felt a bit of jealousy towards them. He walked behind them as they made their way outside on the pitch.

Lucas and Anisah started to pass the ball back and forth to each other. Ethan walked over to his brother and joined with him. “Why aren’t you with Nish?” Kylian asked.

“She’s been with Lucas ever since he’s joined the team, I haven’t had a chance to speak to her in awhile” Ethan added. “Eth, I know that you haven’t tried to speak to her” Kylian said as Ethan stayed quiet.

“Let’s get training done and then speak about it later, don’t let this loss your concentration” Kylian added.

~~

Ethan was with his brother, Neymar and Messi in the canteen after training. Anisah was sitting with Lucas and some of the rest of their teammates.

Ethan was giving them a look every time Lucas made Anisah laugh. “Take that look off your face before she turns around and see it” Kylian told his brother.

“Jealousy don’t look good of you, Eth” Neymar added. “I’m not jealous of them, it’s just that he’s taking her away from me” Ethan replied. “You are jealous, don’t lie about that” Kylian told him.

“Why don’t you just ask her out? You’ve been friends for years” Leo added. “We have almost kissed..” Ethan mumbled as all their eyes widened.

“Really?! When did this happen?” Kylian asked. “At the hospital when she got injured. But then a nurse walked in so we both just pulled away and we haven’t talked about it since” Ethan told them.

“Do you like her?” Neymar asked. “Yea, but I don’t wanna ruin our friendship. It’s the best thing ever and I wouldn’t know what to do it I lost her” Ethan replied.

“Look, maybe talk to Achraf about it? He knows her better than anyone, he’ll say yes to give you permission to ask her out” Kylian said. “What if he doesn’t though? That will be just awkward!” Ethan added.

“Don’t worry, everyone but you and Anisah can tell you both like it each other” Leo said making Ethan stay quiet. “It’s the truth” Neymar added.

“But seriously, ask her on a date but go and talk to Achraf first” Kylian told his younger brother as Ethan nodded.

Anisah looked around and made eye contact with Ethan, she smiled and she saw him smile back. “You and Ethan are close” Lucas said.

“When my brother joined PSG, we met like a day after that and then we both clicked with each other. When then both joined the same team and we have been best friends ever since” Anisah replied.

“Do you like him?” Lucas asked. “Why, you ask? Is it that obvious?” Anisah asked shyly. “I mean Ethan has been giving death stares all day so” Lucas replied.

“He’s just a bit protective over me, I’ll talk to him don’t worry” Anisah added as once again him and Ethan made eye contact across the room.

[canibeyoungforever]

Heyy, I wanted to request something for Kylian Mbappe where reader is also a football player for psg feminine and she’s Pelé’s granddaughter, maybe the girls and boys are training when they receive the news and they comfort her

Kylian Mbappé Imagines: You and Me Forever and Ever

listen to this song while reading it as i did while writing it

You weren’t the type of person who needed people’s comfort or pity as you called it.You weren’t raised like that and that’s something some people didn’t really understood.

You needed to touch the deep down to by yourself get back to the sun to people and to your loved ones

You were Pelé’s grand daughter.Pelé being an absolute legend you always had a lot of pressure on your shoulders but when people saw that you had the same talent that captived your grand father they understood and they stopped comparing you to everybody else

It’s been 2 weeks that you didn’t see anyone or didn’t even left your penthouse your club was really understanding but also very private of your decisions.Neither the players in the club even if they were your closest friends or the press was aware about your state.After almost 3 weeks the president of psg wanted to see you to check on you and you accepted because some days or another you would be obligated to face the real world again.

When you arrived everyone was looking at you as if they just saw a ghost.You were wearing baggy outfits with uggs and sunglasses but it didn’t stop them from recognize you

"Y/n?" You turn around and see Kylian

You sigh and start walking again "No no no no no wait!" He run and stay in front of you

"Kylian i have no energy for this." You say

Even if you will both never admit it there always has been more than friendship with Kylian

"It’s been 2 weeks i haven’t seen you you can’t do that to me i was worried." He say

"I’m fine." You answer

"No you know that’s not true.I know it isn’t and we all know it." Kylian say

You sigh

"Talk to me." He say

"I have to go see Nasser but after i can wait for you." You say

"You promise?" He ask

"In every cases i will see you when you leave mhm mhm." He roll his eyes and you laugh

He smile at this image

You both return to where you were supposed to be but

"Kylian?" You ask and turn around toward him

"Yeah?" He answer and turn around toward you

You walk toward him and hug him he hug you back

"I’m sorry." You say

"It’s okay don’t worry." He kiss your cheek

"I really missed you." You say

"I really missed you too." He answer

He keep you close to him as if he was scared that you might go away a second time.

"I love you,i’ll always be here for you." He say

"I love you too,thank you." You answer

A third person who would witness this conversation could think that it was just innocent words between two longtime friends but you both knew deep down that it was more than that and that it was a way,a cover to express your true feelings for each other.

"I have to go." You say

"Yeah" He answer

Your hands come off with regret as if this moment should have lasted longer,peaceful in the arms of each other.

You walk up the stairs and Kylian get back to the pitch while having one thing only in your minds,each other once again and maybe forever.

a/n: STOP THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE THAT I HAVE EVER WRITTEN. part 2??? english is not my first language

[alltoolewis]

kylian with 12 please

"How about a kiss?"~Kylian mbappe

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It was a rare day off for kylian so whats better way to spend it than m having a lazy day with his favourite girl.

Spending the last 5 hours watching reruns of friends and the office, you both decided to actually do something active for the first time today... deciding on your favourite indoor task, Baking!!!

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Jumping on kylians back, he charges to the kitchen placing you gently on the kitchen counter while collecting all the ingredients needed for a choclate cake.

"Right pass me an egg then" you yell scaring kylian to death causing him to drop the case of eggs to the floor.

"Opps... do we have anymore?" He mumbles while being given a sassy loom from you. Luckly 2 eggs survived, the right amount for your recipe.

--

Without any more accidents the cake was finally in the oven, but the most difficult task was yet to happen, decorating!

"Ill be right back" kylian says while running out the room. Not even taking any notice you place the chocolate in the microwave, waiting for the annoying beeping sound to happen.

After it beeped, you grabbed the bowl and started to mix the chocolate checking for any lumps, when out of nowhere to strong arms wrap around your waist causing the chocolate to fly backwards.

Turning around to find a unimpressed kylian covered in chocolate head to toe.

"Oh my god" you screeched out finding it 1000x times more amusing thank kylian. Crouching down on the floor in tears from laughing so much.

"Funny is it?" He asks smirking "how about a kiss?"

Before you could decline he pulls you smashing his lips against yours, wiping all the chocolate from his face to yours.

Laughing into the kiss, you couldn't help but kiss him back. After all it was just chocolate.

After pulling apart, catching a glimpse of yourselves in the shining fridge you both couldn't help laughing. You both looked like a seen from charlie and the chocolate factory.

"Should we go for a shower me amore?" Kylian smiled and lets jsut say the fun didn't stop then.

[footballerimaginess]

A Huge Prompt List

Basically we all know I can’t resist a good prompt list, so when I saw @emwritesfootball doing this. I had to stop myself from doing it, I crumbled lol. So I am only blaming myself here and only me.  This is a huge prompt list I know, so I will take my time getting through it. But I thought it was a bit of fun and I loved all the prompts. Credit to the very talented page @creativepromptsforwriting who created these lists.  Request with the number as well as which list you are choosing from. I will write beside it who got which prompt. If you do any ideas for the prompt, let me know. Also if a prompt has been taken, I will see if I can do multiple players on that request for you. Enjoy reading through the huge list. x 

Touching 

touching foreheads Declan Rice

running fingers through hair Harry Winks/ Mason Mount 

hiding face in neck Eric Dier 

caressing the other’s hand Dominic Calvert Lewin 

feeling their pulse Kepa 

patting the other’s head Marco Asensio 

holding hands

shielding the other one with their body Ben Godfrey/Dominic Calvert Lewin

listening to the other’s heartbeat Trent Alexander Arnold 

spooning at night Kieran Tierney 

laying their hand on the other’s neck Marco Asensio

pushing a strand of hair behind their ear Martin Odegaard 

nudging the other one Mason Mount 

putting an arm around the other’s waist Sergio Ramos 

hugging each other Christian Pulisic 

massaging them 

holding the other’s chin up Dominic Calvert Lewin

squishing the other’s cheek Reiss Nelson 

high fiving

bandaging/stitching up an injury Jordan Henderson 

kissing the other’s brow Reece James 

falling asleep on the other’s shoulder Martin Odegaard

carrying the other one in their arms Roman Burki 

whispering in their ear, lips touching the skin Sergio Ramos 

stroking the other’s arm soothingly Jadon Sancho 

kissing the top of their head Mason Mount

pulling the other one towards them Dominic Calvert Lewin 

feeling for each other in the dark James Maddison

tickling the other one

grabbing onto their arm

doing a pinky swear Reece James 

caressing the other’s back Ben Chilwell

tasting their smile Ben Chilwell 

washing the other’s body Roman Burki

kissing their bruises and scars Trent Alexander Arnold 

lifting the other one up

putting their head on the other’s chest Dominic Calvert Lewin 

stroking their leg Calum Chambers 

leaning into the other’s side Jadon Sancho 

patting them on the back

sitting close and knees touching Eric Dier 

braiding the other’s hair Jadon Sancho 

giving them a piggy-back ride Pierre Emilie Hojbjerg 

sitting on the other’s lap Scott McTominay 

feeling their temperature Ben Chilwell 

linking arms with each other

touching their elbow to get their attention Ruben Loftus Cheek

dancing with each other

holding onto the other’s shoulders for support Jack Grealish

putting a hand over the other’s mouth to shut them up

Kisses 

goodnight kisses Harry Winks 

hand kisses Jack Grealish/ Pau Torres

smiling while kissing Ben Chilwell 

lips barely touching Federico Bernardeschi 

morning kisses Declan Rice 

slow kisses Patrick Bamford 

passionate kisses Mason Mount 

kisses on the cheek Leighton Baines 

first kisses Jadon Sancho 

goodbye kisses Reiss Nelson 

welcome home kisses Ousmane Dembele 

kisses on the corner of their mouth James Maddison 

frustrated kisses Virgil Van Dijk/ Joe Rodon 

kissing each other breathless Dominic Calvert Lewin/Son Heung Min

soothing kisses Mason Mount

nose kisses Declan Rice/ John Stones

kisses as a promise Jesse Lingard 

short pecks Ben Chilwell

forehead kisses Ollie Watkins 

kisses on head Sergio Ramos

“we’ll face this together” kisses Marcus Rashford 

kisses in the rain Son Heung Min/Leon Goretzka 

life-or-death kisses

kisses for a cover Eric Dier 

hard kisses

giggling while kissing Martin Odegaard

desperate kisses

neck kisses Mason Mount 

hushed conversation in-between kisses Dominic Calvert Lewin 

eyelid kisses

gentle stroking of cheeks Eric Dier 

small kisses Martin Odegaard

kissing it better Roman Burki 

jaw kisses Pierre Emile Hojbjerg 

wake-up kisses Emile Smith Rowe

kissing away tears Japhet Tanganga

public kisses Ben Chilwell 

relieved kisses Callum Hudson Odoi 

kisses for comfort Martin Odegaard 

tummy kisses Jadon Sancho

kisses to shut them up Eric Dier 

slowly kissing down the body John Stones 

“we’ll see each other again” kisses

kissing each finger John Stones 

sleepy kisses Virgil Van Dijk 

angry kisses Pedro Neto 

feather-light kisses Christian Pulisic 

kisses with trembling lips

secret kisses Mason Mount/Dominic Calvert Lewin

kisses with their last dying breath

Hugs 

friendly hugs James Maddison 

hug around the waist Ansu Fati 

hugging while twirling around

comforting hugs Jack Grealish 

side hugs Kai Havertz 

hugging and gently holding the other’s head James Maddison

pulling someone into a hug Matty Cash 

hugging while walking

eye-to-eye hugs

hiding their face in the other’s neck Callum Hudson Odoi

clinging to each other Marco Asensio 

hugging while lying down together Jadon Sancho 

group hugs Mason Mount

hugging with head on shoulder Sergio Ramos 

tender embrace

‘not wanting to let go’ hugs Declan Rice

hugging from behind Mason Mount 

bear hugs Harry Winks 

hugging with hands in each other’s pockets Marco Asensio 

cuddling Reiss Nelson 

hugs and kisses Martin Odegaard 

hugging and jumping up and down together

familiar hugs

hugging with height-difference Tammy Abraham

gentle hugs

hugging with patting on back

piggy back hugs

quick hugs Ben Godfrey 

hugging while slow dancing Harry Winks

one-sided hugs

hugging while straddling the partner Mason Mount 

long-lasting hugs Martin Odegaard

‘picking them up’ hugs Kylian Mbappe 

hugging while grabbing butt Roman Burki/Ben Chilwell

cuddle pile

Hand Holding 

tiny hands in big hands Eric Dier 

calloused hands in soft hands

cold hands in warm hands Kieran Tierney

hands with the perfect ratio to each other for hand-holding Eric Dier 

platonic hand-holding Tyrone Mings 

running their thumb over the other’s hand Jadon Sancho

dancing with their hands holding onto each other

squeezing hand for comfort and encouragement Callum Hudson Odoi 

holding hands across the table Ruben Loftus Cheek 

happily doing everything with just one hand, if it means they don’t have to let go Martin Odegaard

not wanting to lose each other in a big crowd Matty Cash 

possessive hand-holding Billy Gilmour 

linking hands together during sex Jadon Sancho 

grabbing hand to show them something Joe Rodon 

loosely holding onto each other’s hands, laying in one’s lap John Stones 

only linking the pinkies together, not ready to let go completely

holding hands while skating

excitedly grabbing each other’s hands during a concert, jumping up and down together

playing with each other’s fingers Ben Chilwell 

pressing the other’s hand against their cheek Dominic Calvert Lewin

holding hands while one is balancing on a small wall

grabbing the other’s hand to pull them back from something Tyrone Mings 

holding hands under the table Ben Godfrey 

only realizing it when they have to let go

standing in front of each other, holding both their hands Tammy Abraham

holding their hands above their head, fingers linked together

passionate hand-holding Harry Winks

grabbing the other’s hand so they don’t fall

holding hands while running through the rain

brushing against each other, linking fingers together for a second

grabbing their hand to grab their attention Reece James 

not really paying attention, both doing something else, but still holding hands

bandaging the other’s hand and not quite letting go James Maddison

holding hands while driving Leon Goretzka 

grabbing the other’s hand to pull them back to them Sergio Ramos

unconsciously searching out each other’s hand while sleeping Dominic Calvert Lewin

not realizing they’re holding hands till someone points it out Eric Dier 

swinging hands back and forth, skipping like children

holding hands in a museum to pull them to the next exhibition Tom Davies

letting go when there is an obstacle in their way and immediately grabbing each other’s hand again when they pass it Emile Smith Rowe

loosely holding onto each other’s hand

dragging the other with them, holding their hand

raising the other’s hand to their lips to kiss it softly Mason Mount

holding hands while jumping down from somewhere together

comparing hand sizes, then linking fingers together Tyrone Mings/ Martin Odegaard

Casual Affections 

smiling at each other from across the room Dominic Calvert Lewin 

randomly texting a gif or emoji

laying their hand on the other’s leg Ben Godfrey 

kiss to the side of the head Mason Mount 

squeezing the other’s shoulder

fixing the other’s clothes

guiding them with a hand on the small of their back Ben Godfrey/Mason Mount 

embracing them from behind Memphis Depay 

ruffling their hair

placing their chin on the other’s shoulder Dominic Calvert Lewin 

calling them nicknames Jadon Sancho 

winking at them Dominic Calvert Lewin 

teasing each other good-naturedly Billy Gilmour

putting an arm around the other’s shoulder

washing the other's hair Jack Grealish 

taking a photo of the smiling or in their element Tyrone Mings 

looking in each other's eyes Dominic Calvert Lewin 

putting a blanket on them Dominic Calvert Lewin 

tugging at the other's clothes to keep them close

making them food they like Eric Dier 

laughing at their jokes Tyrone Mings 

placing a hand on the back of the other’s neck Mason Mount 

brushing strands of hair away Loris Karius 

patting their head Jadon Sancho 

sharing an umbrella

bumping shoulders into each other John Stones 

randomly face-timing just to hear their voice/see their face Jadon Sancho 

pressing their foreheads together

nudging them to show they are right beside them

laying their head on the other’s shoulder Trent Alexander Arnold/ Dominic Calvert Lewin

[amoveablejake]

I’m taking us to Paris today because of Mr Kylian Mbappe. After many people had written PSG off out of the quarter final tie against Bayern Munich the Parisians went to the Allianz Arena and won 2-3. Yes, I’ll admit it was only the first leg however, like against Barcelona this was another Mbappe masterclass and he showed the world once again that when he’s in the game PSG should never be written off.

Already a World Cup winner, I feel that perhaps Mbappe is overlooked. I know that may sound absolutely ridiculous but stay with me here. By achieving the crowning glory of winning a World Cup at such a young age Mbappe has perhaps been, not written off but disregarded in the race against Haaland as he has already performed outstandingly on the world stage. But I would strongly argue that this isn’t the case. Mbappe continues to perform in Ligue 1, well, shall we talk about that actually.

Ligue 1 is often disregarded as PSG seem to storm it every season. And so by playing in Ligue 1 for PSG Mbappe does not necessarily receive the credit that he perhaps should. Take this season for instance, PSG are locked in a title race with potentially three other teams right now, all of which could lift the trophy. In the eye of many, this would look like PSG have failed. A club with a seemingly endless supply of funding should on paper walk to the title but that hasn’t been the case and yet, it does not mean they have been a failure. Mbappe has played particularly well this season especially when Neymar has been drifting in and out of the team. Let’s not forget, just because PSG aren’t performing at their absolute best in Ligue 1 doesn’t mean they haven’t been elsewhere, they beat Barcelona at the Nou Camp and as I said uptop have just beaten Bayern in Munich last night. With Mbappe getting two goals in that game and a hat trick at the Nou Camp. This is all off the back of reaching the Champions League final last year. A failure they are not.

Now, I realise that this may seem like a PSG defence piece but it really isn’t. I’m never too sure how I feel about PSG, I do sort of have a soft spot for them I’ll admit because I like Paris the city and I always find myself rooting for PSG however, I feel uneasy in doing this because of the financial backing they have which perhaps tears apart the competition. As I wrote before the Champions League final last year in some ways it feels like cheering on the Death Star. But really, I don’t support PSG. I support Mbappe.

This is the same with some of my other favourite players such as Cristiano Ronaldo, yes I support Manchester United so having him in red he got my complete adoration and still does, however, when he was at Real I always wanted him to do well despite me not liking the Galacticos and even at Juventus I want him to succeed even if he scored against Napoli last night (sigh). The point is, sometimes we like a player so much you start rooting for their team as a by product of your adoration for them. This is how my relationship with PSG is, as long as Mbappe is there I’ll be cheering them on. The question is, how long will he be there?

As we’re currently in the Haaland transfer circus the transfer speculation about Mbappe seems to have gone quiet. This may be because he’s about to sign a new long term deal in Paris (which would be a shame) or because we can only deal with one frenzy at a time. Especially when this summer we might be seeing an awful lot of comings and going across Europe. If Mbappe does leave Paris where will he go. Sadly, I think it will be Madrid. I can’t blame him and I’m sure he’ll become even more of an icon there but for a moment, imagine him pulling on a number seven shirt at Old Trafford and after scoring a wonder goal pulling up his collar a la Eric Cantona. It may be a dream but hey, that’s the good stuff.

1998 was a great year for Football. You know the rest.

- Jake, a man very aware Granada FC will turn into peak Barcelona tonight, 08/04/2021

[judiepatootiesbababooboo]

kylian mbappe??? i only know pookie

[applejuicefruit]

I have a really sad request to make :)

Can you write reader being Kylian ex and she died like in a car crash or in any way you want and Kylian spends his free days just daydreaming about their past together because he can’t move on because he doesn’t want to? I know it’s very sad but I love your angst so much please thank you 😊

writing this made me cry :((( also reader wasn’t his ex but his gf i hope you don’t mind!

tw : major character death, sadness, depression, just a lot of angst, mention of smut and pregnancy

kylian mbappe x reader

Daydreaming

“Kylian can you pass me pink t-shirt that’s on the bed?” you asked from the other side of the bathroom.

“Why?” he asked you back but you could feel his voice slightly teasing you.

“Because I have to get dressed?” you sarcastically remarked.

“But I love when you’re naked” he said opening the door as you were standing only in your underwear in front of the mirror.

“Kylian…” you called him.

“Fine” he murmured throwing you the t-shirt so you could finish getting dressed up “but tonight I don’t want to see anything covering you up okay?” he smirked kissing your cheek.

“Yeah yeah tonight I’ll be naked and shivering” you joked.

“Who said you’ll be cold?” he teased you.

“Kylian, finish to get dressed or we’re be late and I don’t want to be late at Ethan’s birthday” you scolded him and he started laughing.

“Okay boss” he laughed again as he got back in the bedroom looking for something to wear.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“I can’t believe that in less than a year you’ll be the one in white” Kylian said as you were going through some magazines looking for the perfect wedding dress.

“It took you a bit too long to propose don’t you think?” you teased him.

“Fair is fair…” he joked too.

He loved how you were able to pull off a remark or a bad joke in every kind of situation, always making him feel at ease and making him laugh.

“We still need to pick up a location…you know time is ticking” you told him.

“What? I am the Kylian Mbappè, I could call the louvre and rent it for tomorrow and they’ll be okay with it” he joked.

“Okay Beyoncé” you laughed.

He sat on the couch next to you as he scooped you closer into his arms.

“I don’t want a fancy or big location…it just have to be romantic and full of love…we could be even get married in our apartment that honestly I wouldn’t care…” he said wrapping his hands around your waist as you laid your head on his chest.

“I love you Kylian” you said looking at him.

“I love you too mon cherie” he kissed your lips.

“But no, we’re not getting married into our apartment…” you joked again and he breathed out a laugh.

“You’re something else” he said to you.

“I know I know” you teased him again.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“I’m so fucking proud of you” you said to Kylian as you were kissing every inch of his face.

PSG has just won an important match and Kylian scored twice so as you were waiting for him to come back home you decided to pull out a little surprise for him, wearing your favourite black lace bra and matching panties.

“Thank you mon amour” he said holding your waist as he gently laid you down on the bed “is this all for me?” he asked even if he already knew the answer.

“Of course” you said smiling.

“I love you so much you know?” he said as he started kissing your neck and collarbone.

“No…I think you have to show me” you teased him looking at him directly in his eyes. You weren’t always so confident, especially when it came to intimate situations but Kylian always made you feel loved and comfortable, always treating you as you were a work of art and always prioritising you. He made you feel special and comfortable about yourself. And he never admitted but he loved how he was able to bringing that confidence out you because his favourite moments were when you took charge in the bedroom, he could be on his knees everyday for you.

“I’m gonna show you exactly how much you mean for me…” he said as his kisses started going down and you couldn’t hold back your moans.

They were music to his ears.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“Why it’s not working?” you said with tears filling your eyes.

“Baby…sometimes it takes time” he said as he sat on the bathroom floor next to you.

“We’ve been trying for a year now…maybe something is wrong with me?” your eyes never meeting his face as you started down looking at the negative pregnancy test you were holding in your hands.

“What? No baby don’t say that…never say something like that okay? It takes time, sometimes even a few years…it’s not your fault…we can try as much as you want” he said holding your face as his thumbs wiped off your tears.

“I really want a family Kyky…” you whispered, hating to feel so vulnerable.

“I want this too baby but you can’t stress too much about it, it’s not healthy and it will only make you suffer…” he said looking for your eyes.

“Okay…” you only said.

“I feel like the next time would be the perfect one, just have a little faith baby” he said too hopeful as you nodded.

If only he knew that there wouldn’t be a next time.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kylian was peacefully sleeping when his telephone started ringing. He had three missed calls from his brother and one missed called from his mom as she was trying to reach him again.

He woke up around 2 am and he saw his mom calling him.

“Hello?” he answered with a very sleepy voice.

“Hospital. Now” she said hanging up and Kylian’s heart started beating so fast he thought it could explode.

You weren’t in bed as he knew you were partying with your best friends as it was your bestie’s birthday so you had to be safe, right? Right?

He quickly got dressed and drove as crazy through the empty parisian streets.

He reached the hospital in record time and once inside he saw his brother waiting for him.

“What’s going on?” he saw his brother with a very sad face.

“Kylian…you should sit” his brother said.

“Ethan…tell me the fuck it’s going on…” he started to get a bit aggressive as everyone was around him and no one would tell him anything.

“It’s y/n…she was in a car crash…” Ethan said and Kylian’s heart missed a few beats.

“But she’s okay?” he asked too hopeful.

“She’s in coma right now…” his mom said trying to calm him down “…a man didn’t stop at the red light and he crushed into y/n…the police already has him in custody, he was drunk too so he probably will be in jail for a long time…” his mom said.

But Kylian’s didn’t want him in jail. No he wanted him death for even trying to hurt you.

“She’ll be okay son” his father said as Kylian sat down in the waiting room.

Kylian and his family spent the whole night at the hospital waiting for some news on your situation. His mom already called your family, alerting them of your current situation.

The next few days were hell, for everyone.

Kylian missed trainings and a very important match but at the moment he couldn’t care less about his team as you were fighting for your life in a hospital bed. Your family was in the hospital with Kylian’s family. He spent every single minute he could in your room, always whispering soft words and singing your favorite songs hoping you would wake up.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“I’m so sorry…there’s nothing we can do” the doctor said the next day while everyone was in the waiting room “she’s gone…” he said before leaving them all alone.

You were dead.

And Kylian couldn’t do anything about it.

The moment he heard those words coming out from the doctor’s mouth and he didn’t know what to feel.

Your family started crying. His family started crying. Ethan saw you as a big sister so he was as heartbroken as everyone was. But Kylian started at the long corridor feeling completely empty, like he had just lost a part of him.

His family tried to persuade him to come home with them but all he wanted was to go to his home, lay in bed and cry.

So that’s what he did.

He hold your pillow and started crying all night.

He wouldn’t leave your pillow as it was smelling of your perfume.

The world found out about your death pretty quickly and every one started calling or messaging Kylian but he wouldn’t simply reply. He would leave everyone on read or he would hung up. The pain he was feeling was too much and he didn’t know if he could handle it.

Your funeral was easy, filled with pain and sadness, only his family, your family and your friends were there. The moment he buried you he knew it was over, that you wouldn’t come back.

He came back training a few weeks later and since that day PSG started winning every single match as Kylian was hurting himself by training more and playing every single match. Everyone around him noticed it but they kept they mouth shut because they knew Kylian was too vulnerable in that moment.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“I really want to go to Iceland tho…” you said while you were both in bed as you were looking for your perfect honeymoon trip.

“But it’s cold…” he said.

“Who said honeymoon has to be in a tropical place?” you teased him.

“But why Iceland?” he asked.

“Why Bahamas?” you asked him.

“Because we can swim” he laughed and you started laughing too.

“We can swim in Iceland too you know…” you teased him.

“Oh please…” he started laughing as he held you closer.

Little did you know he already booked the whole trip to Iceland but he wanted to be a surprise for you.

“I’ll stick to the Bahamas…” he joked.

“I’ll convince you anyway” you said kissing his lips.

His arms went to hold your waist as you sat on his lap.

“Is this how you wanna convince me?” he teased you.

“Maybe…” you started kissing his neck as his hands went under your t-shirt, leaving goosebumps all over your skin.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kylian spent all of his days daydreaming about you.

About the family you were going to create.

About the love you two shared.

It’s been months after you died and it didn’t what his family tried to do to cheer him up, he rather spent his days dreaming about you being there with him instead of moving on because he knew that the day he would accept your death it would be over for him too.

[footballffbarbiex]

July Updates.

Planting Flowers And Watching Bees. Eric Dier. Spring Masterlist. 02/07/2020

Having A Picnic. Leon Goretzka. Spring Masterlist. 03/07/2020

Chicken Fraud. Eric Dier. 04/07/2020

Maybe A Foot Rub. Adam Lallana. 05/07/2020

The Baby Blues. Roman Burki. HEA. 06/07/2020

A Family Bike Ride. Dele. Spring Masterlist. 09/07/2020

Visiting A Farm. pt 1. Trent Alexander-Arnold. Spring Masterlist. 10/07/2020

Visiting A Farm. pt 2. Kylian Mbappe. Spring Masterlist. 10/07/2020

Make It Easy For Me. Harry Winks. 11/07/2020

Falling In The River. Ben Chilwell. Spring Masterlist. 12/07/2020

The Second Trophy. Antoine Griezmann. 15/07/2020

Dele blurb. 17/07/2020

Grizi blurb. 17/07/2020

Gio Lo Celso blurb.  17/07/2020

Trent blurb.  17/07/2020

Leon blurb.  17/07/2020

Exploring Nature pt 1. Harry Winks. Spring Masterlist.  18/07/2020

Ox blurb. 19/07/2020

Neco blurb. 19/07/2020

Mirror Mirror On The Wall. Teaser. Marcos Llorente. smutty. 19/07/2020

Exploring Nature pt 2. Leon Goretzka. Spring Masterlist. 19/07/2020

Better Now. Roman Burki. HEA. 20/07/2020

Bringing Home The First Family Pet. Antoine Griezmann.  Spring Masterlist. 25/07/2020

Sinful Sunday. One. 26/07/2020

Getting caught in a spring shower. Roman Burki.  Spring Masterlist. 26/07/2020

Sinful Sunday. Two. 26/07/2020

Flying A Kite With The Children. Paulo Dybala. Spring Masterlist. 30/07/2020

Building Bird Houses and Feeders. Hector Bellerin. Spring Masterlist. 31/07/2020

PATREON: 

The Second Trophy. Antoine Griezmann. Smut. 01/07/2020

Call Me Virgil. Virgil Van Dijk. Teacher Series. 03/07/2020

One Year Later. HEA. 06/07/2020

A Little Squishy. Chris Evans. Patreon only. Monthly Patreon request. 08/07/2020

If I Needed You. Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain. Pilot series. 09/07/2020

His Say So. Harry Winks. Teacher series. 11/07/2020

What Do You Say? Marco Reus.  Patreon only. Monthly Patreon request. 13/07/2020

He Might Need It. Dele. Summer masterlist. 14/07/2020

It’s Just Who I Am. Leroy Sane. Patreon only. Monthly Patreon request. 15/07/2020

Good Answer. Hector Bellerin. Teacher series. 16/07/2020

Expecting. Henry Cavill. Patreon only. Monthly Patreon request. 17/07/2020

Her Moment. Eric Dier. Pilot series. 18/07/2020

A Kiss From Death. Chapter Two. Antoine Griezmann. Patreon only series. 18/07/2020

Sweet Spot. Emre Can. Smut.  Patreon only. Monthly Patreon request. 19/07/2020

Lap Of Honour. Roman Burki. HEA. 20/07/2020

Something In Your Eye? Federico Bernardeschi.  Teacher series. 21/07/2020

It’s Glastonbury, Baby. Ben Chilwell.  Summer masterlist. 23/07/2020

They Needed Her. Roman Burki.  Pilot series.  25/07/2020

A Little Red. Dele. Teacher series. 27/07/2020

Not Tonight. Neymar. Smut. Patreon only. Monthly Patreon request. 28/07/2020

The Treehouse. Dele. Patreon only. Monthly Patreon request. 29/07/2020

Get Your Wings. Ben Chilwell. Pilot series. 30/07/2020

And Then I Met You. Chapter Five. Paulo Gazzaniga.  Patreon only. Monthly Patreon request. 31/07/2020

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YEAR OF THE GHOST DOG

[TL;DR version for the New Yorker -- I loved many great short songs and became obsessed with (1) a very old, much longer one (2) and YouTube comments this year.]  [links to previous year’s lists at the bottom]

A while back, I found myself in an extended funk. The reasons are uninteresting and honestly a bit dumb, a mix of everyday bummers and more existential stuff, all of which manifested in a kind of 360º sluggishness. I couldn’t really figure my way out of it but I believed that I would eventually stop feeling this way.

One night, I saw that someone online was selling a copy of the Emulations “These Are the Things,” a magnificent soul ballad 7″ out of Oakland. I wasn’t exactly homesick for the Bay Area, but something about the song’s roots, as well as its overwhelming feeling of optimistic yearning, resonated with (through?) me. There’s a moment when the singer’s falsetto peaks, and the piano starts cascading, and things feel like they’re going to work out after all. The copy for sale wasn’t in great shape, and it cost $100, an extravagant amount of money to spend on a piece of music. But I convinced myself that I’d feel better at some point, weeks, months, or years later, and I’d listen to my Emulations single, and recall that weird summer/fall.

As often happened with independently produced records of the sixties and seventies, “These Are the Things” was pressed on styrene, rather than vinyl. Styrene is a kind of plastic that’s lighter, cheaper and much more fragile than vinyl, and you can tell the difference by a kind of hollow plink when you put it on a turntable. Styrene also means that it has a limited life, and that each time the needle drags across its grooves, the record degrades a little bit. Over time, styrene records that get played a lot no longer sound as crisp or clear (or so it seems). I listened to it once it arrived, feeling a bit of regret at this wild expenditure, but also imagining my future self’s gratitude. I imagined entering into communion with everyone who had played this copy before me. I decided to only listen to the song once a year, if that--after all, each time I listened to the record, the song was changing, slightly.

A few months later, I felt normal (whatever that means) again, and the record became a marker of...I’m not sure what--maybe a kind of blind, stubborn optimism. Someone years later uploaded the song onto YouTube, which means I can listen to it whenever I want. This fall, I was trying and failing to spend less time on the Internet. But I decided that, instead of going on Twitter and Facebook, I would just read comments fans left on YouTube. I became obsessed with reading all the intimate histories people shared with one another--the chance encounters, the teenage dates and breakups, the seventies shop owners who recalled the days when stocking the right hit single could cover an entire month’s rent. I was listening to the Emulations when I noticed this comment, from Deric Jackson, who was apparently one of the group’s members: “I sung this song when I was 19yrs old. It was a pleasure to record and send this messageout into the airways. I have been with the women that God had given me to marry when I was 22yrs old. I did not understand at that time I was singing about my own life and the women who I had not met, but how wonderful it is to be with my wife fo 35yrs and life is still a breath of fresh air and wonderful. I would like to say to all real men love your wife, never worship her only one to worship is God alone.“ I’m pretty agnostic about most things relating to providence. But I felt as though I had been living in these words: “I did not understand at that time...” Jackson’s song was a prophecy, maybe even a conjuring, of his own path, and I wonder what he hears when he listens to it now. Sometimes you don’t know what’s coming next. But there’s always another song, and it doesn’t always sound the same as the last time.

(LATE 2017 BUT I REALLY DOUBT ANYONE NOTICED AKA THE FRENCH “MO BAMBA”) Junior Bvndo, “T’as ça #3 (Kylian Mbappe)”

I WILL LISTEN TO ANYTHING THAT USES DISTORTION Sheck Wes, “Wanted” OR OLD SCHOOL STABS Santi feat. Shane Eagle and Amaarae, “Rapid Fire” EVEN MORE THAN THAT, I LIKE THINGS THAT SOUND MESSY AND SLOPPY BUT ARE ACTUALLY PERFECT Caleb Giles featuring Cleo Reed, “Name” WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN AS GOOD AS IF IT HAD BEEN PERFECT, THE WARPED AND SMUDGED BEAUTY IS WHAT MAKES IT BEAUTIFUL Tirzah, Devotion Niagara, Apologia SAME, BUT SLIGHTLY OFF-STEP Blood Orange, “Charcoal Baby” THE BEST GENRE OF MUSIC REMAINS “SADE” Sade, “Flower of the Universe” and “The Big Unknown” Amber Mark, “Love is Stronger Than Pride” Bon Iver and Moses Sumney, “By Your Side” Kelela, “Like a Tattoo” 808s AND HEARTBREAK AND NEAR-OCTOGENERIANS Swamp Dogg, “She’s All Mind All Mind” I WASN’T AS ENAMORED WITH A LOT OF “NEW JAZZ” BUT DID LIKE Sam Wilkes, Wilkes Sam Gendel and Sam Wilkes, Music for Saxofone & Bass Guitar …WHICH REMINDED ME A BIT OF THIS FACEMELTING REISSUE (RIYL: ALICE COLTRANE, DON CHERRY, ETC ETC) John Tchicai, With Strings SPEAKING OF TERRIFIC JAZZ-ADJACENT STUFF Dos Santos, “Manos Anjenas” THE ORIGINAL “BIG MOOD” Okonkolo, Cantos THE YEAR I REALLY REKINDLED MY LOVE OF THE CELLO Clarice Jensen, For This From That Will Be Filled Oliver Coates, “A Church” …WHICH I DEFINITELY PREFER TO VIOLIN--ESP PIZZICATO--THOUGH THIS WAS QUITE GOOD Sudan Archives, “Nont for Sale” HARPS ALWAYS SOUND GOOD Leya, The Fool Meg Baird and Mary Lattimore, Ghost Forests ALWAYS HAVE TIME FOR WOODBLOCKS AND VIBES Kate NV, для FOR AS WELL AS MIAMI BASS SIGNIFIERS (KICKSTARTER FOR CITY GIRLS TO RAP OVER DJ BATTLECAT IN 2019) City Girls, “Act Up” AND BANJO DRONE...WHY NOT Nathan Bowles, Plainly Mistaken ALBUMS THAT I LIKED IN 2018, AND THAT I SENSE I WILL LIKE EVEN MORE BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR Ben LaMarr Gay, Downtown Castles Can Never Block the Sun Neneh Cherry, Broken Politics AN ALBUM THAT I WISH WAS TEN ALBUMS Tierra Whack, Whack World AN ALBUM I WISH WAS JUST A LITTLE BIT LONGER Pusha-T, Daytona OF THE MANY REASONS I MOURN THE DEATH OF “THE ALBUM,” ONE IS THAT I ALWAYS LIKE TO HEAR WHAT PEOPLE DO WITH THAT LAST SONG YG, “Bomptown Finest” OR HOW ALBUMS, FULL OF SIGNS, ANGLES, FLEETING MOMENTS, CIRCULATE AND RE-CIRCULATE Angelique Kidjo, Remain in Light AND HOW THEY ARE LIKE WHAT NOVELS REPRESENTED IN THE AGE OF POETRY—OPPORTUNITIES TO LIVE INSIDE COMPLEXITY, SPACE, A DEMOS U.S. Girls, In a Poem Unlimited ONE OF THE BEST ALBUMS OF THE YEAR WAS A SOUNDTRACK... Kendrick Lamar et al, Black Panther AND TEASER FOR  Jay Rock, Redemption AND ANOTHER WAS JUST SOME RAP SONGS Earl Sweatshirt, Some Rap Songs WHICH ISN’T TO SAY ARTISTS DON’T STILL VALUE AND HAVE FUN WITH THE FORMAT Vince Staples, FM A TWENTY-FIVE TRACK ADVENTURE INTO VIBES Pink Siifu, ensley AND SOMETIMES TWENTY MINUTES OR SO IS ENOUGH boygenius, boygenius ONE MORE ALBUM THING – FIRST SONGS HAVE ALWAYS FELT LIKE THESIS STATEMENTS, AND STREAMING HAS ONLY APPLIED MORE PRESSURE TO THE SOOTHING, BEWITCHING, PERFECT WELCOME Mac Miller, “Come Back to Earth” MAC MILLER AND THUNDERCAT LOOK SO HAPPY HERE whole thing, but esp six minutes in, and even more so about nine minutes in THE BEST VIBES Show Dem Camp feat. Boj and Ajebutter 22, “Damiloun” Koffee, “Toast” HAPPY-GO-LUCKY B/W DEVIL-MAY-CARE Shoreline Mafia, “Nun Major” I LIKE NEF AND EPs PERFECTLY SUIT HIM Nef the Pharaoh and 03 Greedo, Porter 2 Grape 

RAPPING AS FAST AS YOU CAN OVER FREESTYLE/HI-NRG WILL NEVER SOUND BAD TO ME… SOB X RBE, “Paid in Full” SOB X RBE, “Carpoolin’” …ALTHOUGH THEY ALSO SOUND SICK OVER FAKE GHOST DOG BEATS, TOO, THIS WAS ONE OF MY SONGS OF THE YEAR SOB X RBE, “Paramedic!” SAME WITH MEDHANE Medhane, “The Garden” TRIPPIE REDD PUTS OUT A LOT OF MUSIC FILLED WITH TRANSCENDENT MOMENTS, BUT RARELY MAKES TRANSCENDENT SONGS, AND IT PAINS ME A BIT THAT MY FAVORITE SONG OF HIS THIS YEAR WAS Diplo featuring Trippie Redd, “Wish” TRIPPY-ASS DOO-WOP Cuco, “Sunnyside” A STRONG HARMONY IS A VISION OF WHAT LIFE COULD BE Ben Pirani, “How Do I Talk to My Brother?” WHERE WERE U IN 94 Young Echo, Young Echo SWEAR I'VE NEVER HEARD MUSIC THIS “GREY” ManOnMars, ManOnMars IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A FAKE D’ANGELO SONG, IT SHOULD BE THIS GOOD Patrick Paige III, “Voodoo” LIKED THIS, BUT IT’S ALSO POSSIBLE TO BE A BIT TOO FAITHFUL TO THE PAST Teyana Taylor, “Hold On” NOT QUITE FAYE WONG DOING THE CRANBERRIES (RIP DOLORES O’RIORDAN) BUT STILL MEMORABLE Katherine Ho, “Yellow” LIKE THE BEST PARTS OF FEELS-ERA ANIMAL COLLECTIVE, BUT TAIWANESE Prairie WWWW

NEVER THOUGHT TO VISIT THE LOUVRE UNTIL The Carters, “Apeshit” video BROWN EXCELLENCE Humeysha, Departures "BROWN BEATS” FOREVER RIP Cameron Paul

MY FAVORITE DISCOVERY OF THE YEAR Pharoah Sanders playing “Kazuko” in a tunnel near the Marin Headlands LIKE NONE OF ITS INFLUENCES (FOOTWORK, AMBIENT), LIKE NOTHING ELSE OUT THERE, REALLY Foodman, Aru Otoko No Densetsu DARESAY SKI MASK WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN BOOED OUT OF THE CIPHER Ski Mask the Slump God, Beware the Book of Eli THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON I’VE SEEN ON THE BIG SCREEN AT THE PAST THREE YEARS’ NETS GAMES IS Young M.A., “PettyWap” DEMOS FROM A GROUP I HAVE ALWAYS ADORED, BEFORE THEY FOUND THE SOUND THAT I ADORE The Nonce, 1990 EXTREMELY GOOD AND LARGELY OVERLOOKED REISSUE Suzanne Menzel, Goodbyes and Beginnings FOUR TET IS GOING THROUGH HIS LIVE ARCHIVES, AND IT’S A TREAT TO STUDY HIS ARC/EVOLUTION  Live at Hultsfred Festival, 18th June 2004 Live at LPR New York, 17th February 2010 Live in Tokyo, 1st December 2013 Live at Funkhaus Berlin, 10th May 2018 STRANGE TO LIVE IN A MOMENT WHERE BEING WEIRD SEEMS A BIT DERIVATIVE. STILL, THIS IS BLISSFUL SahBabii, “Anime World” HAPPY FACE Smino, “Klink” SAD FACE Drake, “In My Feelings” (especially this version) “JIM FROM THE OFFICE” FACE Pusha-T, “The Story of Adidon” STOLE YOUR FACE Sophie, “Faceshopping” FACE/OFF YG and Mozzy, “Too Brazy” Sammy Bananas feat Antony and Cleopatra, “Slow Down” Kode 9 and Burial, Fabriclive 100 GASSED FACE E-40 and B-Legit, “Whooped" ABSOLUTELY FACEMELTING Todd Barton and Ursula K. Le Guin, Music and Poetry of the Kesh VACATION AWAY MESSAGE SiR, “D’Evils” Bad Bunny x PJ Sin Suela x Nejo, “Cual Es Tu Plan” BEST OPENING DISCLAIMER TO A VIDEO 808INK, “Come Down” “TAGS: LATIN CHORAL CUMBIA GOTH LOS ANGELES” San Cha, “Cosmic Ways”

BEST USE OF “OOCHIE WALLY,” STILL ONE OF MY FAVORITE BEATS EVER Stefflon Don, “Oochie Wally freestyle” BEST USE OF “SUPERTHUG” Rico Nasty, “Countin’ Up” EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS--THE HEADBANG MINIMALISM, THE LAS VEGAS WALGREENS--BUT ESPECIALLY THE LINE ABOUT WELLS FARGO Rico Nasty, “Trust Issues” “ORGASM ADDICT” (RIP PETE SHELLEY) Victor Oladipo, “One Day” “I JUST TOOK A FLIGHT TO FRANCE TO COP CARDIGANS” Black Thought and Styles P, “Making a Murderer” “AT THE EMIRATES I MILLY ROCK” Manzo and Malachi Amour, “Lingard” DOPE TUNE, AND UNEXPECTED KELLYANNE CONWAY REFERENCE JPEGMAFIA, “1539 N. Calvert” YEAH YEAH YEAH (RIP MARK E SMITH) Travis Scott and Drake, “Sicko Mode” R-E-S-P-E-C-T (RIP ARETHA FRANKLIN) Rosalia, El Mal Querer REEL DEAL, “DRIPPIN’ DOPE (SAXAPELLA)” (1989) Gunna, “Top Off” WAMP WAMP (WHAT IT DO) B/W WAIT (THE WHISPER SONG) Vallee feat. Jeremih, “Womp Womp” SAD REGGAETON IS NOT BAD Bad Bunny, “Solo De Mi” SOUNDS GOOD TO ME, 2002-PRESENT Temani, “Power” Westerman, “Confirmation” REAL LIES, POET LAUREATS OF “YOUNG PEOPLE THINKING ABOUT BEING OLD” Tom Demac and Real Lies, “White Flowers” A SONG DESIGNED TO SOUND LIKE IT CAME OUT THIRTY YEARS AGO, WHICH ALSO FEELS LIKE IT CAME OUT A MILLION YEARS AGO (IT WAS JUST JANUARY) Bruno Mars feat. Cardi B, “Finesse (remix)” TAY-K WAS JUST A YEAR AGO Comethazine, “Highriser” FAVORITE 2 BRIDGES MUSIC ARTS “MIGHT AS WELL” RANDOM PURCHASE OF THE YEAR  Kizaki Ondo Preservation Society and Clark Naito, 木崎音頭 Kizaki Ondo FEELS LIKE IT CAME OUT TEN YEARS AGO (IT WAS JUST JAN/FEB) BUT I NEVER GREW TIRED OF IT Rich the Kid, “Plug Walk” ODDLY REASSURING THAT PEOPLE STILL JANGLE Massage, “Oh Boy” Earth Dad, “Walter” ...AND DISCOVER WORLDS FROM WITHIN THEIR BEDROOMS Soccer Mommy, Clean ...AND EXPLORE THE CONTOURS OF GROWLING AND NAGGING Sada Baby and Drego, “Bloxk Party” ...AND CAN USE THE PAST TO MAKE SOMETHING SO VISIONARY AND FORWARD-THINKING Virginia Wing, Ecstatic Arrow Mitski, Be A Cowboy ...AND LOOKING FOR FOURTH WORLDS Arp, Zebra ...AND MAKE IMPOSSIBLE RHYTHMS Heavee, WFM ...AND THAT ARTISTS I HAD NEVER HEARD OF, WORKING IN IDIOMS I HAD NEVER HEARD OF, MIGHT STILL BLOW MY MIND Odunsi (the Engine), rare. JUNGLE LIVES X-Altera, “Blowing Up the Workshop” mix TOP THREE TIMES I SAW STANDING ON THE CORNER THIS YEAR 3 - The Merciful Allah Black Hole Theatre 2 - The Time it All Ended with Fireworks on Grand St. 1 - An Empty Storefront During a Blizzard

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