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star-strung-oasis · 1 year

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#lady nature #into the oasis #plant information #plant app

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lady-star-strings · 1 year

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I am but a simple, weak-willed bitch. I see a sad plant, and I take it home like it's a stray cat without hesitation. I know I already have 120+ of them, but this one was sad, so he can come live with me too. 😌🪴💕

#don't sleep won't sleep #sleep is for the living #just starry thoughts #lady lore #lady nature

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years

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why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

#their sidekick/Watson/pet hacker is a 15 year old grandkid who hangs out with gram gram on the weekends #her only power is that she has above average search engine skills and flexible knees #which is completely sufficient to round out the group's skill set #they involve her in heist style operations #on the rare occasion she gets caught housebreaking she explains her grandma locked herself out of the condo and asked for help getting in #then this sweet slightly addled old lady shows up and explains she got the address mixed up #it's so confusing when you're old & all the houses look alike and oh she's so sorry to have caused so much trouble #and meanwhile the teenager is rolling her eyes bc she's aware gram gram was a career criminal & con artist for 50 years #anyway gimme a 80-year-old con artist turned amateur sleuth who loves getting older because people are less suspicious of little old ladies #this all takes place in florida naturally

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zoe-oneesama · 4 months

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Hey, no one thought they'd need window security on the top floor!

Episode 53 Part 34 First < Previous > Next Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5 Ep 41, Ep 42, Ep 43, Ep 44 Ep 45, Ep 46, Ep 47, Ep 48, Intermission, Ep 49, Ep 50, Ep 51, Ep 52

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#I headcanon that her weird Queen Banana hair is Chloe's natural hair #and every other time I've drawn her hair down she's styled it with at least 5 products #scarlet lady #scarlet lady au #scarlet lady comic #mayura #episode 53 part 34

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star-strung-oasis · 1 year

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