#laios-burger

[lostacelonnie]

HONKAI PORTAL AU??? SPEAKKK plsss would you kindly

(@lesboymaikol @laios-burger)

(btw mikey if youre planning to continue honkai and/or play either of the portal games then like. spoiler alert)

OKOKOKOK SO. first of all this au doesnt very strictly follow either of the games canons bc its just for funsies but it has more or less portals storyline. SO.

- aperture laboratories are firemoth laboratories

- there is no backstory of how exactly she got there BUT mei is the protag. shes in HoT form this is gonna come up later

- mobius is glados. Obviously. more accurately, caroline was og mobius (the whole memory loss thing still exists btw), p1 glados is her body at ~20 y/o, p2 glados is mobi in the body she has in er, and potatos is mobi as a Toddler. the reason why she doesnt just. walk away. after being disconnected from her chassis is bc shes still running on 1.1 volt so she barely has enough energy to even stay conscious. we dont get the moment of chell stabbing potatos onto the portal gun bc. yknow. but lil mobi still gets additional power bc mei is the herrscher of thunder, she radiates electricity. but she still gets carried away by birds after the fall bc i decided it might not be realistic but it IS very funny

- elysia is wheatley (shes not actually that stupid, mobi just enjoys shittalking her) and the betrayal is HoC taking over. all the cores have humanoid bodies but cant move without a rail or chassis. why? science isnt about why its about why not

- speaking of the cores, the others are:

eden as the morality core (was going to be aponia but i decided that in the game, without using disciplines, mobius is much more likely to listen to eden than she is to aponia)

hua as the curiosity core

kalpas as the anger core

su as the intelligence core

pardo as the adventure core (bc of her whole elysium everlasting treasure hunt)

griseo as the space core (not personality just sig of stars + project ark)

kosma as the fact core (teenage awkwardness makes him spit completely incorrect "facts")

- vill v is cave johnson. self explanatory.

- oh btw as caroline, mobi still says the same voice lines but very Sarcastically

- the turrets are little elf kleins

- atlas and p body are two grey serpents

- WHEN MOBI IS A TODDLER, since its kinda annoying for mei to carry her everywhere, she just snatches a child carrier someone left in old aperture so tiny mobi just spends the rest of the game on meis back

SO THATS ALL. FOR NOW. i kinda have brainrot of this so i'll probably add some stuff weheheh

[pixeled-freckles]

What do I even say? Laios borger time

[yakksalot]

Laios burger saga 🍔

[thespaghettiman427]

so whenever you make an order in the worthikids merch store you get the option to add a fun fact or joke to your package instructions...

:)

[kingycrow]

[foolilazuli]

Dialogue

Laios: You’re spending time with Steve!? “Mr Interesting”!?

Chilchuck: Wow, that’s interesting

[purpleskelet0n]

Has anyone done this yet

[muscosus]

laios is so normal. he's such a good boy. it's everyone else who's fucking insane

[oswednesday]

[cryptic-science]

here is the one laios doodle i will share with you all for now.

[squarecloud73]

*I worship you Tumblr please don’t remove it

Laios helping Chilchuck with his tallman-sized burger

[lostacelonnie]

Can i hear 5 and 25 salt for honky pls 🙏🙏

HII OF COURSE.... i love complaining ab my fav things

5. Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?

KAY SO. HONESTLY. not really quite ruined a pairing bc i still do enjoy it but i deeeeeefinitely started preferring other ships over kiamei bc of some fans. NOW DONT GET ME WRONG the majority of kiamei fans are so sweet but theres this Specific type of them that just start bitching whenever they see someone ship kiana or mei with anyone else even if they do not follow, are friends with, or in any way engage with the person in question. LIKE GO AWAY LEAVE ME ALONEEEE

25. How would you end XXX/Would you change the ending of XXX?

now. its been said a million times and i will say it again. I HATE MOON ARC. I THINK ITS SO BAD. i cannot bring myself to truly dislike elysium everlasting bc i am EXTRAORDINARILY insane ab the flamechasers, and i. really do think it wasnt AS bad as some ppl say. like yes i absolutely agree that elysias character was Not Great in ee, that it impacted the following arc [and thats not a good thing], and generally was uuueueueghgh but i also kinda enjoyed it tbh. it had fun parts!!! yeah it was rushed and confusing and often lacked subtlety when fleshing out some of the characters [KALPAS'S DEATH SCENE. CMON. I LIKE HAVING LORE BUT NOT BEING SPOONFED IT] but at the end of the day i think it was. okay. BUT MOON ARC?? MOON ARC WAS SO BAD. NOBODY WAS WRITTEN CONSISTENTLY. NOTHING MADE SENSE. THE OPEN WORLD WAS SOMEHOW EVEN MORE BROKEN THAN EE. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE INCLUSION OF LAMBDA AND PLAYERS?? FOR SOME REASON??? of course im not trying to push all the blame onto the writers bc i understand they were overworked and rushed to get the ending out but ahhhh. mihoyo. why. i DID like the ending of "on the name of the world" tho. bronyas transformation and her quote ab how at the end of the day, all herrschers are just people is one of the only things i remember positively. but thats enough hating 😊 salt snow arc is good so i forgive them

[starline9]

oh laios is X kind of creep laios is Y kind of freak- WRONG!!!! WRONG WRONG WRONG! laios would be your HERPETOLOGY BOY who posts about nothing but his worrying amount of reptiles and rescues and people worry if he has decent husbandry until you go to his place and he has EXCELLENT enclosures and amazing climbs and tanks and has Turtles in his fucking fridge- but now the new worry is that his only space for himself is the kitchen, one table, and his mattress on the floor. He researches every aspect of them and wonders how individual dinosaurs would taste and which ones would taste more like chicken and which taste more like reptiles. Which he would never eat his prized specimins of course, but has probably eaten a wild, dead lizard off the ground (because he knows the right amount of decay, threat levels of each native species, and how to identify disease), so you drive him down to the Tennesee Bass Pro Pyramid to taste a real Croc Burger and he gets so excited he throws up in the car on the way there.

[warcriminalyuri]

laios burger stream

[morglien]

jerma laios eat insect burger

[thenixkat]

Laios really almost died b/c he stopped to pick up the bug burger he dropped on the floor b/c he planned to finish eating it.