#lala hiiii <3

[xavestory]

an ounce of new language 🥺 i love this 😭🫶🏼

Hiii lala<3 i love this so much too hehe, so interesting, ty for putting it on my feed🌿

[garoujo]

emmiiieeee 🥹 i hope you’re well 🥹 i send you all the best hugs n wishes 🥹🖤

aaaaaa lala!!! (ᐡ ෆ  ̫ ෆ ᐡ) hiiii my luvr! i hope ur doing extra well too! sending u all of the best vibes in the world & i hope the days are being kind to u! (ᐡ⸝⸝ᴗ ̫ ᴗ⸝⸝ᐡ) all the tight hugs & best weather being sent ur way rn <333

[sleepyjim]

u have really dark hair and ur bedrooms really cool

both r true !!! :3

hmmmm maybe i could do a Leo Bedroom Tour(tm) sometime cause im actually super happy with how it looks rn

[2-dsimp]

It’s meeee again. Filling your inbox with boss stuff because im so down bad for him. So im absolutely sure I’ve asked this before but would the Boss and the Strategist work for poly?

Danny is a lazy anime shut in (and he has my heart) and the Strategist (number two in my heart) would be able to work around him to ensure a plan where they’re both successful.

💜✨anon #1 Boss simp (since I had each on the 3 simp blog im just putting them together if that’s okay)

Hiiii finally got around to posting this o(≧v≦)o💜

Unfortunately The strategist and the Boss aren’t suitable for Poly or should I say the Bjorn would constantly butt heads with his selfish leader whenever it concerns their darling.

They’re akin to fire and ice when it comes to sharing a darling with Bjorn being the strict one in the relationship while Danny is the lax go with the flow type of guy.

Dan would blatantly brush aside his plans and wing things which is the exact thing that pisses Bjorn off to a T. Although he does respect him somewhat in rare cases when he’d show off his worth in being the team leader.

Oftentimes the strategist would be the one to cuss out the boss who’s currently in lala land due to being high off their darling. So poly wouldn’t be an option concerning the two Hitman.

However, in other cases Bjorn would reluctantly agree to being in a poly if said person was up to his expectation. He can’t just let anyone take care of his precious barista especially not a slob like his boss. Plus he’d want to make sure it would be someone who he could keep in line. And show off how he was the better partner so you’d always come running to him if anything goes wrong with said other partner of which he knows it will. Since he’ll sabotage them.

Overall The strategist is not on board with the idea of poly but will do it to prove a point of how you’d only need him in your life.

As for the boss I’ve mentioned that he’s too obsessed with his darling to even think about sharing them with any other person. It’s a cold turkey for him and overall thinks it’s a drag, plus the thought of someone else being in the room. While he makes love to his darling makes him extremely uncomfortable. His social battery can only take so much.

[konigceo]

hiiii lala its me simon your best (depraved) friend :3333 um anyways adults who harass minors for writing smut need to go to poop jail cuz erm... as long as the characters involved arent doing anything illegal it shouldnt mattercuz its not like the author is idk makign cp or whatevr idk lala im just being silly errr dm me on discoed ily/p ^_^

HAI SIMON I MISSED U POOKIE !!! ur so right bc i will never ever in my life write nsfw for minor character (ahem MILES MORALES?????) and it's honestly so scary that SOME adults will post nsfw of minors but as soon as a minor posts nsfw of legal adults it's fucked up. like ??? UM ANYWAYS YEAH !!! ILYT SI :3 /p

[chryzure-archive]

So I just now realized that even tho I don’t have a tumblr blog I can still send asks… my brain activity has truly been hitting a plateau lately 😭 ANYWAYS I saw that you finished TBONA… and I need to hear all of your thoughts!! What pissed you off the most? What would you have changed/done differently? What was one thing Stephanie did right (or could’ve done right, if she went a different direction?)… basically, I wanna hear you rant and give me all the deets :3 - Kai

OMG, KAI, HIIII, HOW HAVE YOU BEEN??? also, NO WORRIES, i didn’t realize you could do that either <//3

oh god…. okay, so. i think most, above all else, was the attempt to make jacks and evangeline… sexually involved with each other? not anything, like, insane, but it’s way too close for comfort—and not only is the age difference thing really weird (i’ll get into that), but the fact that the timing is… rlly bad. like, both characters are under the influence of a magical stone at one point, which makes all their interactions suspect, and the scene where she had literally been flogged and jacks was patching her up turned??? into something weirdly sexually-charged??? disgusting, disgusting, disgusting. that’s a major NO. YOU DON’T FUCKING TALK ABOUT HIM TOUCHING HER WHEN HE’S TRYING TO MEND WOUNDS. WHAT THE FUCK????

i mean, on that topic, forget jacks being like jacks at all. he was more in-character in once upon a broken heart, and he was already horrifically out of character in that one. oh, uh, we find out his backstory and it’s the lamest backstory ever? turns out he was “the archer” in the ballad of the archer and the fox and that’s how he got his cursed kiss (even though that was literally jst part of him being a fate…. let’s not think about how stephanie fucking mauled the concept of fates in this book, btw. she’s acting like they should have humanity when they shouldn’t. we just turned them into super powered humans for this book ://)

apparently jacks is from the magnificent north, which makes no goddamn sense given the original trilogy’s backgrounds <333 but whatever, we have to make sacrifices (i’m literally begging her not to lmao)

then there’s the writing quality, which took a massive downturn. evangeline is the most childish protagonist i’ve read in a while. like, i know i ranted about anatomy and how messy that plot + protagonist was, but guess what? it’s much better than whatever the fuck that just was. whenever she would talk about her ideas of love (“love is a battlefield, love is the greatest force in the world”) i was like…. okay, seventeen year old. you got it. go back to math class.

like…. man, the romance is the cheapest thing i’ve ever read. every moment attempting to be romantic is so forced that it comes out constipated, add to the fact that there’s no chemistry (because stephanie didn’t bother to write characters with depth), and none of the emotional moments pay off. OH MY GOD, ALSO, SO MANY SCENES WERE IN THAT BOOK SO THAT EVANGELINE OR JACKS COULD BE JEALOUS??? LIKE THERE’S NO POINT TO THE BOOK FOR THEM. the checkers scene i mentioned is PURELY written for jacks to flirt with someone else in front of evangeline. again, this is super immature, childish, sophomoric writing and i’m so ???? at everyone saying this is the most romantic book they’ve read. i truly don’t think stephanie understands love at a base level.

(also, i really was struck by how young evangeline was. i feel like if i were her older sister, i’d be begging her to stop trying to get with another man and to spend time single so she can figure herself out. this girl is THE definition of “boy-crazy” and it’s kinda… ew.) also, the jealousy scenes?? REEKING with “i’m not like most girls”—there are no other important female characters, except lala. every other important female character is either someone to her jealous of or a throwaway line. so, uh, feminist win, i guess ://

it’s mostly upsetting bc i recently read this beautiful novel about love and sacrifice and the depths of it can truly be salvation—only for stephanie to say the same thing, but have it ring hollow bc she didn’t bother to add any of that book for further depth. fucking hell.

god, what would i have done differently? i would’ve scrapped this entire fucking series and rewrote it from the ground up and given it a similar vibe to the original trilogy. once again: the world building in this new series is piss-poor. it has no feeling of magic, despite magic being present. it doesn’t feel like the same characters from the original trilogy, nor does it feel like it could possibly be a spin-off.

in addition to that, i’d just write a completely different plot. this one is pointless. it’s stupid. there are no personal stakes to it. OH, THAT’S ANOTHER THING—FOR THIS BOOK HAVING A DEATH CURSE AND A THREAT AGAINST THE ENTIRE MAGNIFICENT NORTH, THERE IS NO FEELING OF TENSION OR FEAR. there is no action to this book except in the first 100 pages. we spend a solid other 100 pages in jacks’s “home” from when he was human (highly disappointed in the jacks human backstory btw, so jst know that i’m completely scrapping it and rewriting it because… how fucking dumb.)

so, basically, i’d, uhhh, fix it. make the romance have meaning. give it some deeper meaning in terms of how humanity can connect with it. make it feel more put together—give it depth. ((i know i already said this, but wow, my chrysijacks fic is…. way better already. it’s got a theme and a solid plot and a good fucking slowburn/getting back together plot. wow.))

…. also, okay. i know i said the writing quality was lower, but when i say it was lower, i mean lower. it feels very rushed. there’s no attempt to truly get you to feel, see, understand a scene. there’s no attempt to make an emotional moment stronger. you don’t need to say “his lips tasted like heaven and hell” when you can say that it stole your breath away or whatever (although he didn’t kiss her…. OKAY, WAIT, THAT’S MY LEAST FAVORITE PART OF THE BOOK. WHEN HE LICKED HER GODDAMN LIPS. WHAT??? THAT’S NOT HOT, THAT’S DISGUSTING. GET YOUR DISGUSTING TONGUE AWAY FROM MY MOUTH.) idk, jst reading higher quality books of late has really taught me of when less is more and how to write something with emotional depth. fucking hell. wow. that was really terrible.

truthfully, i don’t think anything was really done properly. it felt like a first draft, at best. the only saving grace of this book is the vampire ex-boyfriend (turned into a vampire in the last book). that man has no goddamn clue what’s going on at all times and he’s so annoying and self-centered. basically, he was the only fun part of this book. and, god. you have to have fun in your novel if you’re going for a whimsical type of fairy tale.

yeahhhh, uh. it was truly one of the worst books i’ve read this year. i think it’s actually the worst book thus far, bc i gave it two stars in my reading journal. everything else has gotten 4-5 stars primarily (the occasional 3 star)—bc i’m good at telling when is going to be good or bad lol.

[maraisfm]

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ ANON SAID: hiiii! mwf and mwm? :3

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ ANON SAID: more bipoc faces please!

we agree! we asked the members for some unput on faces and we came up with a list for you guys! we would love to see lala babtiste, curlyfrysfeed, reece king, chloe and halle, bby_cai, glowprincess, des.qua, jaycritch, jordejavier_diaz, isaiahxavier, azngami, kawennahere devery jacobs, metawin opas-iamkajorn, jamilla strand, savannah lee smith, bbyambi, khadijha red thunder, aj clementine, pasabist, justine biticon, calvyn james, zaria simone, kim minju, kim minji, lee siyeon, eristheplanet, shayzanco_, simply.cie, iamsamiira, and nikosundai. 

[cloudravine]

🍃🌌🗡

Hiiii! <3

Since we don’t know each other very well, I’m just gonna go from the vibes your blog/posts give me 💗 Hopefully I won’t be too far off with my choices haha, please let me know if you feel like it! 😅

🍃 —lord of the rings etc.

antagonist: balrog | cave troll | goblin | gollum | haradrim | nazgûl | orc | saruman | sauron | shelob | uruk-hai | warg

dwelling: bree | gondor | lórien | moria | rivendell | rohan | the shire

fellowship member: aragorn | boromir | frodo | gandalf | gimli | legolas | merry | pippin | samwise

female character: arwen | éowyn | galadriel | rosie  

object: andúril | elven rope | evenstar | glamdring | legolas’ bow | light of eärendil | mithril | one ring | palantír | red book | sting

race: dwarf | elf | ent | hobbit | man | wizard

vala: aulë | mandos | manwë | nienna | oromë | ulmo | varda | yavanna

+ elvish word of my choosing: lala- “to laugh” 💕

🗡 —game of thrones

allegiance: arryn | baratheon | greyjoy | lannister | martell | night’s watch | stark | targaryen | tully | tyrell

character: asha/yara + robb + brienne

companion: drogon | ghost | grey wind | lady | nymeria | rhaegal | shaggydog | summer | viserion

detail: the godswood of winterfell ❤️

location: beyond the wall | braavos | casterly rock | castle black | dothraki sea | dragonstone | highgarden | king’s landing | pyke | riverrun | storm’s end | sunspear | the eyrie | winterfell

outfit: daenerys’ black and red dress + cersei’s armour-like dress

religion: drowned god | faith of the seven | many-faced god | old gods | r’hllor

ship: catelyn & eddard

sword: lightbringer | longclaw | needle | oathkeeper | widow’s wail

Message me for a 1D/LOTR/HP/Witcher/GOT reading 💝