#lefoudeux

[leilaniwaialiki]

text 💬 leifou

Leilani: Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever.

Leilani: Of course, maybe it's sad that I waited until I was OUT of college to drink so much I don't remember how part of my night went, but still! Rite of passage accomplished!

[kyliewildehopps]

Who’s on your fuck-it list and why?

It’s honestly easier to list who’s not on my fuck-it list, so that’s what I’m going to do, sorry about it.

Guys in relationships. I’m not looking to homewreck, sorry to disappoint. 

Girls. Sorry ladies, I LOVE YOU ALL IN LOTS OF OTHER WAYS, but in between the sheets, I only want you there as a cuddle buddy or as a three way partner to the luckiest man in the world, whoever he may be. 

I prefer my age and older -- way, way older sometimes -- but my absolute lowest I’ll go is 21, so 20s and unders need not apply.

People who don’t think I’m hot. I already don’t think I’m that hot so I need someone who’ll appreciate me enough for the both of us if I’m to take of all my clothes and hop on pop.

Guys who are otherwise perfect but have friendzoned me.

Aaaaaaaaand that’s about it.

But just because I’m feeling nice, I’ll name some of the guys I’d be down to fuck right this second if they showed up at my door with condoms and a boner -- @richieforresterofficial, @eddie-delacruz, @bobotomago, @anthonytremaines @lefoudeux, @theazizali,  @jeremypotts, @lucasandalasia, @dijonnoginger, @heath-lemon, @khalid-basara, @cooper-ford,  @franciscodecoronado, @ryanyao, @marcoalandale, @tobiasslade, @nukaokoro, @mateomattias, @kyohamada, @whereswaldohatter, and @jonquilkoenig, just off the top of my head, and that’s not including any parents.

honesty hour!

[louiselefou]

What do you miss the most from the isle?

Is it bad to say that since my dad and my brother @lefoudeux are here, I don’t really miss anything? The Isle wasn’t exactly a fun place, people! If I had to pick something, I’d say I almost miss the gloomy atmosphere? It was very Gothic. But it was also very dank and dirty and unsafe.

honesty hour!

[jeremypotts]

summer, marley, francisco, ben, lev, le foux

do the sexy love™ with: @franciscodecoronado hands down. I happen to know what this would be like already and it does not disappoint, that’s all I’ll say.

sacrifice myself for: This was so tough for me, but I gotta go with @levlumos.

kick: @ben-desrosiers. Just a little love tap, Benny.

take to prom: @sumskellington. I do see a handful of school dances that we’ll both have to chaperone in our future!

abandon in jurassic park: @marley-yao. Hate to do this to you, Marls! Sorry!

push off a bridge: @lefoudeux. We had a decent time together on our picnic date, but I still don’t know him as well as I know everyone else on this list.

[auradonstatehq]

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