between headcanons about vulpes being a title that's belonged to multiple people, lanius also being a title across multiple people, and joshua graham lying about being the malpais legate, i'm beginning to think nobody in the legion is real
i headcanon that caesar has a serious napoleon complex/short man syndrome. he just looks so fucking little on his throne lol. u cant tell me he's some 6'+ beast of incredible physical aptitude like lanius or even joshua graham is/was.
he's just like 5'4" and probably gets out of breath if he throws too many punches with his displacer glove.
general lee oliver showing up to lanius‘s camp seeing lanius already dead and the courier on the biggest trip of their life from the cocktail of every chem in their inventory like