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[littleoddwriter]

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[Used to be: ronaldrx]

I'm a hobby writer and mostly write (x Reader) FanFictions and Headcanons. But I am also working on my original story whenever I can, so that I’ll hopefully publish it as an actual book someday. My Ao3.

Here’s a link to my Ko-Fi, in case you want to support me financially. It would mean a lot to me! (Obviously no obligation whatsoever! You never have to pay for anything on my blog, it’s merely an option for donations.)

Also, here are my sideblogs if you’re interested:

Dead Poets Society

Horror

Raúl Esparza

The Simpsons

Only ask for the characters I’ve got listed, please. I’ve written down all of the ones I actually write for, and the list is being updated regularly, as I often find new (actors, whose) characters I write for! (And yes, I always write for every character, so don’t ever worry if you wanna ask for one I haven’t written for in a long time, or ever, it’s fine!) Please always be patient with me. If I haven’t outright declined your request, it’s definitely in the works; even if it has been weeks or months since you’ve sent it in! And only send your requests via ASKs. No DMs or comments, please.

If you have a request, send an Ask to my inbox.

NO sexual NSFW requests, please (more details further down).

Requests = CLOSED (Max. Limit: 10)

Current number of requests: 10

Last updated: October 29, 2023

Masterlists are linked with fandoms/actors/characters below. I WRITE FOR:

ALFRED MOLINA characters:

Doctor Otto Octavius/Doctor Octopus

DAVID DASTMALCHIAN characters:

Abner Krill/Polka-Dot Man

Bob Taylor

Denham

James Lewis

Johnson

Kurt Goreshter

Lonny Crane

Murdoc

Philippe/Abra Kadabra

Simon Lynch

Thomas Schiff

ETHAN HAWKE characters:

Arthur Harrow

Ellison Oswalt

Goodnight Robicheaux

James Sandin

EWAN MCGREGOR characters:

Alex Law

Catcher Block

Christopher Robin

Curt Wild

Dan Torrance

John Bishop

Mark Renton

Obi-Wan Kenobi 

Roman Sionis/Black Mask* (Birds of Prey - Masc!Reader only) [Any other version of Roman Sionis/Black Mask can be with a Gender Neutral/Female!Reader.]

HUGH DANCY characters:

Adam Raki

Cal Roberts

Luke Brandon

Executive ADA Nolan Price

Will Graham

KARL URBAN characters:

Billy Butcher

Black Hat

John Kennex

Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy

Markiplier EGOS:

Darkiplier

Illinois

Wilford Warfstache

Yancy

PAUL DANO characters:

Alex Jones/Barry Milland [Platonic only!]

Dwayne Hoover [Platonic only!]

Edward Nashton/The Riddler

Eli Sunday

Jay (Okja)

Joby Taylor

Klitz

PEDRO PASCAL characters:

Agent Whiskey

Dave York

Dio Morrissey

Eddie

Ezra

Francisco “Catfish” Morales

Marcus Moreno

Marcus Pike

Max Phillips

Maxwell Lord

Oberyn Martell

Ricky Hauk

RAÚL ESPARZA characters:

Bobby

Dr. Frederick Chilton*

Jackson Neill

Jonas Nightingale

Rafael Barba

Characters from 9-1-1 (Lone Star):

Carlos Reyes*

Eddie Diaz

Evan “Buck” Buckley

Howard “Chimney” Han

Josh Russo*

Mateo Chavez

Paul Strickland

Bobby Nash

Tim Rosewater

TK Strand*

Characters from Law and Order(: Special Victims Unit):

Detective/ADA Dominick “Sonny” Carisi, Jr.

Sergeant Mike Dodds

Detective Nick Amaro

Executive ADA Nolan Price

ADA Peter Stone

ADA Rafael Barba

Deputy Chief William Dodds

Little Miss Sunshine:

Dwayne Hoover [Platonic only!]

Frank*

Our Flag Means Death:

Edward Teach/Blackbeard*

Frenchie

Izzy Hands

Stede Bonnet*

Prisoners (2013):

Alex Jones/Barry Milland [Platonic only!]

Bob Taylor

Detective David Loki

Renfield (2023):

Count Dracula

Robert Montague Renfield

Tedward “Teddy” Lobo

SLASHERS/Horror Film Characters:

Asa Emory/The Collector

Ash J. Williams [I will usually default to Ash from the TV show, unless requested otherwise!]

Billy Lenz (1974)

Billy Loomis

Bo Sinclair

Brahms Heelshire

Bubba Sawyer/Leatherface (TCM 1974 and TCM 2)

Charles Lee Ray/Chucky

Chop Top Sawyer

Corey Cunningham

Dewey Riley

Drayton Sawyer

Herbert West*

Jesse Cromeans/Chromeskull

Lawrence Gordon

Lester Sinclair

Luigi Largo

Mark Hoffman  

Nubbins Sawyer

Pavi Largo

Stu Macher  

Vincent Sinclair

William Easton

Star Wars:

Anakin Skywalker

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Qui-Gon Jinn

The Girl Next Door:

Klitz

Eli

Characters from The Simpsons:

Cecil Terwilliger*

Fat Tony

Frankie the Squealer

Grady*

Jack Lassen

Johnny Tightlips

Julio*

Legs

Louie

Moe Szyslak

Ned Flanders

Otto Mann

Seymour Skinner

Sideshow Bob

Sideshow Mel

Snake Jailbird

Timothy Lovejoy

Waylon Smithers*

What We Do in the Shadows:

Anton (Movie)

Deacon

Guillermo de la Cruz*

Laszlo Cravensworth

Nandor the Relentless

Viago

Vladislav

* Please note that an asterisk (*) means that these characters are Male/Masc/GenderNeutral!Reader only (including non-binary, of course). Platonic relationships with Female!Reader are possible, but no romantic ones.

If it’s a character that is open to all Readers, and you do not specify in your request what you want, I’ll usually opt for a Gender Neutral Reader by default.

SHIPS, such as:

BlackBonnet (OFMD)

SteddyHands (OFMD)

Black Pete x Lucius Spriggs (OFMD)

Buck x Josh Russo (9-1-1)

Dracfield (Renfield 2023)

Buddie (9-1-1)

Eli x Klitz (The Girl Next Door)

Nandermo (WWDITS)

Herbert West x Dan Cain (Re-Animator)

McKirk (Star Trek: AOS)

Oluwande x Jim Jimenez (OFMD)

Barisi (Law & Order SVU) 

Renfield x Teddy Lobo (Renfield 2023)

Sickrent (Trainspotting/T2)

Stobotnik (Sonic Movie)

Tarlos (9-1-1: Lone Star)

AnderPerry (Dead Poets Society)

ZsaszMask (Birds of Prey)

Lastly, I would like to add things I will NOT write (about):

Sexual NSFW fics/headcanons (I used to write those as you can see in my Masterlists, but I have my reasons for not writing them anymore. Any hints at sexual topics are fine).

Anything related to death as the main subject (this includes deadly diseases, anything fatal, really, etc.).

Anything that romanticizes Mental Illness (my Vent Fics about my own disorders obviously do not romanticize any of it and I do not stand for that).

(Recreational) Drug Use

Extreme Possessive Behaviour and/or Jealousy

Yandere

If you have something you would like me to write for, but you do not see it listed anywhere, please ask me before requesting it, so we can talk about it. I hope you enjoy yourself on my blog and have a good time!

My Asks and DMs are always open for any questions or simply to talk!

- Jesse

[thespamman24]

WELCOME TO THE 2023 SBVEVNIES!

The Nominations For Smelliest Film Are:

Cocaine Bear: Bears smell pretty bad, as do organs

Evil Dead Rise: Deadites probably smell like rotting corpses, and if they don't they smell like something worse.

Creed III: A bunch of sweaty dudes being sweaty? Nope.

The Iron Claw: Same

And the award goes to:

NAPOLEON! Because the 1800s probably smelled really bad, as do French people.

The Nominations For Best Screaming Are:

Scream VI: I haven't seen it, but I presume there is a great deal of screaming.

Talk To Me: There's a lot of screaming in this film.

The Holdovers: Sometimes great screams aren't fearful. Sometimes they're angry like when MR. TULLY! is acting out again.

Spiderman Across the Spiderverse: Miguel O' Hara has a very sexy scream.

And the award goes to:

GODZILLA MINUS ONE! Kaiju movies always have a lot of screaming because that's what people do when running away from giant monsters. Also, Godzilla's roar is basically a scream, and it's cool.

The Nominees for Worst Fake Accent Are:

Bradley Cooper for his performance of Leonard Bernstein in Maestro.

Bradley Cooper for his performance of middle-aged Leonard Bernstein in Maestro.

Bradley Cooper for his performance of old Leonard Bernstein in Maestro.

Christ Pratt.

And the award goes to:

Bradley Cooper for his performance of old Leonard Bernstein in Maestro!!! I fucking hate that film.

The Nominees For Actor Who Clearly Does Not Want To Be In This Film:

Peter Dinklage in The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. I feel like most of his performances in the past couple of years have been that.

Hugh Grant in Wonka: I haven't seen it, but the internet tells me that's what happened.

Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones And The Dial of Destiny: in terms of not wanting to be in a film, you really can't beat Harrison Ford. I'm fairly sure he's enjoyed being in about three films, all of which came out in the last century.

And the award goes to:

Every Actor in the Flash! No one in that film was having a fun time, and I don't know if anyone watching the film was having a fun time either.

And now for tonight's special honor, The Kenneth Branagh award for Best Moustache.

And the winner is...

Paul Giamatti in the Holdovers!

And The Nominees For Most Best Product Placement Are:

Barbie for Honda or Chevrolet or some car company, I don't remember

Wonka for Wonka bars.

Cocaine Bear for Cocaine.

Five Nights At Freddies For Freddie's Pizzeria

And the award goes to:

OPPENHEIMER! for nuclear bombs.

The Nominees For Dumbest Controvery Are:

Barbie: Mysogynists got mad that women existed.

The Marvels: Mysogynists got mad that women existed.

The Mario Movie: A lot of people got mad that the people who are paid to review movies reviewed a movie.

Five Nights At Freddy's: A lot of people got mad that the people who are paid to review movies reviewed a movie.

Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse: Some people on the internet made a perfectly harmless headcanon about Gwen Stacy whole bunch of people lost their fucking minds because they had never been on the internet before, I guess.

And the award goes to:

THE HUNGER GAMES!, NOT THE ONE THAT CAME OUT THIS YEAR, THE ORIGINAL ONE! Lots of people on Reddit got mad at Jennifer Lawrence for saying it was the first action movie with a woman in it, when a quick google search reveals that she said studio execs said that.

The Nominees For Most Dynsfunctional Family Unit Are:

Beau if Afraid. I haven't seen this one, but I'm assuming.

Evil Dead Rise: Attaching yourselves together to become a flesh monster is a really toxic family dynamic.

Talk To Me: Stabbing is not a great way to communicate with loved ones.

The Holdovers: I'm so pissed at Mr. Tully's mom and step Dad. I hope they both fall into an incenerator.

And the award goes to,

Asteroid City! None of the family units in Asteroid City are more dysfunctional than the ones previously mentioned. However, it simply has so many dysfunctional family units. I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out the alien had

And Now, The Award You've All Been Waiting For, Worst Film To Show To Aliens Who Have Never Seen A Movie Before And Also Don't Know Anything About Humanity:

You Are So Not Invited To My Bar Mitzvah: This film sucks. It is an Adam Sandler film filled with the most stale boomer humor ever. I don't want aliens to see it because they'd assume all movies suck.

The Flash: The aliens would not get any of the references and fan service which comprise about 75% of this film.

The Sound of Freedom: In case you didn't know, this is a movie made by a bunch of MAGA assholes, and it's basically just conservative propaganda. It would be really embarassing if aliens saw this.

Beau Is Afraid: I haven't seen this film, but I know there's a penis monster in it. If we show it to aliens, they'll think that's in every movie. Whenever they see a movie next, they'll be like, "Hey, where's the penis monster? Why doesn't this film have a penis monster? I can't watch a film without a penis monster in it."

And the award goes to:

Bottoms! It's a great movie, but the aliens will all think we're really horny all of the time and then buy us alien sex toys. Then, we'll have hundreds if not thousands we straight up don't need. It'll cause a global crisis

[classic80sand90smovieloves2]

Full metal jacket preference~ The boys with an s/o who has an ex that stalks them

(A combination of my gifs and other peoples)(Requested by anonymous)

(Hope you enjoy the blogs first preference post! <3)

Joker~

When you first tell James about the situation with your ex, he sort of thinks you’re joking. It certainly wouldn’t be out of place in your relationship. He figures its an “oh, yeah, my ex is stalking me” as in he’s still got a thing for you and is trying to strategically find himself at the right place in the right time in hopes that you’ll talk to him. 

Once he can see that you’re completely serious, his smile somewhat drops as well. For a while, he’ll remain humorous (i.e. trying to cheer you up and make you smile while you deal with the mess) but understanding; not wanting to freak you out even more by making it a whole big thing. He tells you to give him a call whenever you want him to stay over and that he’ll handle things as soon as he can. The next time he has the chance, he’ll have a little conversation with your ex.

James certainly has no problem standing up to or for people, and on top of that, he’s completely willing to use violence or his smart mouth to scare them off so expect an altercation of some sort when he finally spots the dickhead who’s been making your life difficult.

You’ll either wait for him to be finished or gratefully pull him away yourself before he has the chance to really mess the guy up. Once he’s calmed himself down, he’ll make a joke about being your knight in shining armor with a smile, chuckling as you roll your eyes and pull him in for a kiss.

Just Beware, from that day forward, he’ll get almost smug any time he see’s your ex in public. 

Cowboy~

Robert is; more or less, a bit more logical/mature with his attempts at diffusing the situation although it does depend on the extent of which this guy is bothering you and the responses you get. He’s more patient, giving the police a chance to do something before he takes matters into his own hands, though he certainly stays close to your side during that time.

He definitely goes full handy man on your ass and installs extra locks and alarms on your house and out of all the guys, he’s one of the most comforting. He’a a hugger so the instant you seem frightened, he’ll pull you close and assure you everything’s alright.

If the authorities™ aren’t going to do anything about it then you bet your ass he will. He’s a proud Texan and has that “if you fuck with my stuff, I will blow you away” type of mentality that most; conservative, gun owning southerners have.

He won’t go out to hunt your ex but he’ll wait for him to come to the two of you and make a good show of sitting on your porch with a sawed off shotgun in hand and a scowl on his face.

Animal mother~

Animal Mother is borderline feral when it comes to his “territory”. The instant he hears about someone bothering you, he’s fully prepared to teach them a very painful, possibly lethal lesson. There’s not even any waiting until they come around themselves; he’s going to go out and find them. 

He doesn’t find it funny at all; not on the inside at least. He might act like your ex amuses him; most likely to his face to show that he isn't scared of him, but in actuality he’s pissed. He’s two seconds away from throwing a punch at any given moment so if you don’t want that to be the outcome of their confrontation, you’ll have to try very hard to pull him away. He’s definitely the guy who scares off your ex the quickest and most effectively. 

He’ll never admit to it, but a part of him is almost proud of the predicament. He certainly isn’t happy that this guy is harassing you but he feels proud over the fact that he’s the one who has you; the girl that's so desperately sought after by this guy that he’d go to such great lengths to get close to you again. 

Though I should warn you, depending on the situation and how you explain it, the whole ordeal may make him a bit suspicious of you; at least at first. He’ll wonder why this guy isn’t leaving you alone and if you could possibly be trying to play him for a fool. We know Animal Mother isn’t the brightest or most sensitive of the bunch so don’t hold it too much against him. Once he sees how much the mans stalking is bothering you, he’ll drop those ugly thoughts and trust you completely. 

Eightball~

Alice has got a surprisingly short temper, especially when he’s being personally insulted. And when someone messes with you, he takes that as a personal attack on him. If he has the chance to confront your ex then he’ll do it, most likely scaring him off with his brutal words before he even throws a punch. 

He insists on being your escort, driving you to work, staying at your place when you want him to or when he feels like there's a need. He’ll magically seem to show up at the right place at the right time, a snarky somewhat nonchalant comment leaving his lips as he intercepts your ex and gets you behind him. He’ll try and play it cool but if the guy isn’t standing down, he’ll drop the smile and use some intimidation. 

He’ll make it very clear that you’ve moved on and if he doesn’t too, he’ll be missing a few teeth the next time he comes around you. He’s sorta cocky as your ex stalks off but you can’t bring yourself to be annoyed by his smug smile, not after he just scared off the bane of your existence. 

Crazy Earl~

Earl has the ability to remain oddly calm no matter what’s going on around him. So when you tell him that your ex is stalking you, he listens carefully, nodding along before asking you what you’d like him to do in the most earnest voice you’ve ever heard. He’s willing to do whatever you want him to, all you have to do is ask. 

Another important thing about Earl: he’s sorta strange. He thinks violence is fun and dark subjects like stalking interest him. He’s a weird guy so if your ex and him ever had an actual conversation, the guy would probably leave you alone on account of you dating a lunatic. 

On that note, he’s more than happy to talk to your ex for you. He’ll confront him and; at first, try to be levelheaded albeit in his own strange way. He’s sort of just weirdly intimidating in general so even though he’s trying to talk to the guy like a normal person, he’s probably giving off serious serial killer vibes the entire time.

If things go south, or if he feels his message isn’t coming across clear enough, he’ll get violent …but in a calm way. He’ll beat your ex boyfriends ass but it’s as though he’s an outsider in the situation and isn’t personally invested in it. …Like I said, he’s strange.

Once he’s finished “talking”, he’ll return to your side and give you a kiss on the head, silently assuring you that you’re not going to be bothered again. 

Rafterman~

Although Rafterman likes to think of himself as a tough guy who isn’t scared by any man, he really isn’t very confrontational. If it really came down to it then he could certainly hold his own or get physical but he tries his best to avoid that. Instead, he’ll go with you to get a restraining order, install locks and alarms at your place or have you stay with him so that you feel more safe, but he isn’t really eager to go out and fight your ex.

He’ll make it very clear that you’re together when you’re out in public and walk you wherever you need to go so that he doesn’t have as many chances as getting close to you. If he’s forced to or he’s had enough then he’ll talk to the guy himself, telling him that he’s freaking you out and that he needs to leave you alone. 

Once he’s finished threatening the guy, he’ll come back to you sort of jittery though the kiss you give him calms his nerves and fills him with pride. He tries to act like he wasn’t nervous but you know he was and find it both cute and sweet. 

Sgt Gunnery~

Oh he’ll handle it. Handle it with a beer and shotgun pointed at the maggots face. 

It’s quite literally Gunnery’s job to put people in their place so obviously he’ll be quite efficient in his attempts at getting the boy to leave you alone. In fact, it’s very likely that the instant your ex see’s him, he’ll just book it the other way. Everyone in your town knows about the man and what he does for a living so it’s very rare that anyone messes with him; at least not on purpose. 

If your ex doesn’t immediately run away with his tail between his legs then it’s probably because he doesn’t know who he is. And when I tell you he learns fast, he learns fast. It takes all of two second for your darling drill instructor to land a blow to the boys stomach and verbally tear him in two. Obviously, after that, your ex boyfriend won’t be too keen on getting close to you anymore. 

Overall, Gunnery takes the situation very seriously and assures you that he won’t let anything happen to you. He’ll most likely teach you some self defense as well, or at the very least get you a can of mace and tell you to give him a call if anything happens, no matter how small. 

Pyle~

Leonard's a lover, not a fighter. To be entirely honest, he’s sort of useless in this situation. The only thing Leonard can really do is scare him off with his size/looks alone and get him to back off since it’s obvious that you’ve found someone else.  

I suppose that if it really came down to it, he could fight but merely because he could use his weight to his advantage. He’s not particularly well spoken or coordinated but he could throw a mean right hook if need be.

Mostly, Leonard's good for comfort. If you’re scared or upset than he’s a shoulder to cry and and arms to be held by. He may not be able to get your ex to stop but he’ll still be able to make you feel more safe and less alone. 

[gardenscfbabylon]

━━ ◤ ( THE TASTE OF SALT WATER, A RIGHTEOUS ANGER, FISH SCALES AND OCEAN BLUE ) welcome, NAMOR MCKENZIE, HE/HIM. before you move in, tell us what you remember: REJECTING A SEAT ON THE COUNCIL FOR KRAKOA AT THE HELLFIRE GALA. excellent, now we are pleased to accept your offer to live STARLING HEIGHTS APARTMENTS with JIM HAMMOND, and your new job as OWNER OF ATLANTIS: YOUR DESTINATION FOR AQUATIC PETS is waiting for you to begin. ( MARVEL/DANIEL HENNEY )

━━ ◤ ( SCROLL ) : You have forgotten who you are, you who commands the seas. The oceans quake in your view, your kingdom is a city thought to be lost. You are a terror, a friend and an enemy. You do not take prisoners and you are of the royalist of bloods. You are a king, do not forget it again. But even kings have experiences horrors that no one else understands, your hands are stained with red that not even the deep depths of the ocean can wash away. 

THE BASICS

NAME: Namor Mckenzie

NICKNAMES: None. 

BIRTHDAY: February 22nd 1916

AGE: 105

PRONOUNS: he/him

LAST KNOWN MEMORY: rejecting a seat on the council for krakoa at the hellfire gala

ORIGINATION: marvel (comics)

FACECLAIM: daniel henney

THE DETAILS

FAMILY: Jim Hammond (fiancé), Fen (mother, deceased), Leonard McKenzie (father, deceased), Lawrence McKenzie (half brother), Kamar McKenzie (son, deceased), 

THREE FAVORITE THINGS: morning swims, pineapple pizza, talking intensely about fish 

SKILLS: mutant/atlantean physiology, amphibious physiological adaptation, superhuman strength, superhuman speed, superhuman stamina, superhuman agility, superhuman reflexes, superhuman durability, aquatic healing, radiation absorption, extended longevity, underwater breathing, aquatic telepathy, electrolocation augmented, vision super, hearing flight, atmokinesis, hydrokinesis, aquatic life mimicry, expert combatant, bold diplomat, expert tactician, multilingual (all languages), skilled engineer, talented business executive

HEADCANONS:1. Namor suffers with PTSD, it’s something he’s working hard to grapple with but it’s a challenge for him. With this, Namor suffers from insomnia. He tends to sleep only a few hours a night and relies heavily on caffeine. 2. He’s the owner of his own aquatic pet and supply store named Atlantis. Namor is very intense about his job, he cares about every single pebble in his shop and will intensely explain this adoration for ocean life if asked about (and sometimes even when he’s not asked) 3. Namor is a bit of a no nonsense kind of guy. He’s the type to tell it to your face and not be upset if he hurts your feelings. 

WHAT THEY’RE PLANNING TO DO IN DECIMATION: Namor moved for one reason and one reason only, to spread the joy of aquatic life. Namor moved around 13 years ago to Decimation after the passing of his family. He had been an ocean lover, a man who was caught every day at the beach but after the passing of his family it was a challenge for him to find hope again. The one thing that still brought him joy? The life that brimmed in the waters of his feet. It took him a long time to realize that many landlocked states don’t have the joy of the oceans, so Namor decided to move and make his own empire. So Namor is enjoying his time with his fiance Jim Hammond and plans on continuing his new life here. 

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Favorite Short Stories of my Favorite Doctors that everyone should read!

(No Twelfth Doctor sadly... I cannot wait until the NuWho Doctors can get more of the Short Trips/Decalog prose treatment. But, my other three favorite Docs have plenty!) 

These are, in my opinion, the best short stories ever written for these three Doctors. These are three of the four that are my Doctors. Take a gander! 

First Doctor 

“The Longest Story in the World,” by Paul Magrs. A fairy tale of an old man, living in the outskirts of a magical kingdom with his mysterious granddaughter, who’s visions of the future and whisperings of adventure slowly start prying him away from the world of duty and stagnancy. Short Trips and Side Steps. 

“The Exiles,” by Lance Parkin. Another tale of the Doctor and Susan’s first flight in the TARDIS, this story is beautifully written, confirms that the Doctor performed many top secret missions for the Time Lords in his youth, and features Susan facing the future of peril and evil in the universe. Short Trips: A Universe of Terror. 

“Nothing at the End of the Lane,” by Daniel O’Mahony. Part prequel to An Unearthly Child, part “It was all a dream,” and part horrifying “truth,” this story is a gorgeously written tale that developed Barbara’s character. Short Trips and Side Steps. 

“The Ruins of Time,” by Philip Purser-Hallard. With the original TARDIS team beautifully portrayed, in a story chock full of Hallard’s characteristic work with gender fluidity, references to Lungbarrow, beautifully written scenery, and an intriguing concept... what���s not to love? Short Trips: Time Signature. 

“The Book of Shadows,” by Jim Mortimore. In many ways, the spiritual prequel to Campaign. One moment completely accurate to the tone and feel of a Hartnell historical, the next brutal and unforgiving. Phenomenal writing and characterization, and an amazing hint to the true power of a certain Gallifreyan text... Decalog. 

Second Doctor 

“Venusian Sunset,” by Paul Leonard. A sequel to the author’s own Venusian Lullaby, this story is nowhere near as deep or meaningful, but it is a delightful revisit to the most alien world ever realized in Doctor Who fiction. Troughton, Ben, and Polly are captured beautifully. Perfect Timing. 

“Chronoclasm,” by Jim Mortimore. While technically just a detailed sumary of an unfinished story for Decalog 2, this “tale” is so detailed and written out, one almost feels like they’ve read a novella. Insane, mindbending science-fiction, a great premise, and something that could easily be headcanoned into a tie in to the War in Heaven... Read it here! 

“The Nameless City,” by Michael Scott. I admit I was impressed with all of the Puffin Shorts released for the 50th anniversary four years ago, but this one really is just too much fun. Great characterization of the Doctor and Jamie, a wonderful cameo from a certain bearded villain, and a fun glimpse at (yet another) race of Old Ones, and a glimpse of the bloody legacy of the early Time Lords. Really superbly written. 

“At the Beach,” Simon Bucher-Jones. As equally a tale of the Third Doctor and the Master as it is a story of the Second Doctor, Jamie, and Zoe, this story is just a lovely few hundred words of stellar characterization, as well as adding an element to the mythos of the Doctor’s second regeneration... just how much of his second life does the Third Doctor remember? Originally published in Life-Death, it can now be found on the author’s blog! 

“War Crimes,” Simon Bucher-Jones. SBJ knows his Troughton. This story is set in episode 10 of The War Games, whilst the Doctor, Jamie, and Zoe are trying to shake the Time Lords off their trail, and details the aftermath of the War Games, and gives a glimpse at SBJ’s superb rendition of the Time Lords. A real gem. Short Trips. 

Eighth Doctor

“Worm,” by Lance Parkin. A quick and breezy story, set after The Dying Days, “Worm” is nothing more than a jaunt down Parkin’s evident love for the Eighth Doctor/Benny shipping lane. But it’s full of his typical excellent prose, a frankly great monster (almost wasted in such a quick story), and the same excellent characterization of the Doctor and Benny. A real treat! Perfect Timing. 

“Bafflement and Devotion,” by Paul Magrs. Part interview, part article, part short story, this might be the quintessential Iris tale (at least when she’s being the Doctor’s foil.) Featuring revelations such Big Finish and Past Doctor novels only existing because they’re forced into the Doctor’s past, suggesting Iris is a Faction Paradox creation, and having Eight read David Whitaker’s “An Adventure with the Daleks,” this is such a delight. Read it here! 

“Iris Explains,” by Lance Parkin. The missing scene from Father Time and Mad Dogs and Englishmen, this story show the Jane Fonda Iris visiting the amnesiac Eighth Doctor while he’s raising Miranda. Parkin attempts Magrs, and if you can follow along with Iris’ rambles, you may get some pretty heavy canon blasts. Read it here! 

“The Cabinet of Changes,” by Philip Purser-Hallard. Not even going to say more than “return to the Obverse.” Just read it. You won’t regret it. 

“The School of Doom,” by Lance Parkin. Set between the sections of Father Time, Miranda’s first day at school turns into a clash with the Master, as both the Doctor and the reader are given more information about how the Post-War universe works, and more hints towards the identity and role of the “Four Elementals.” Also Miranda gets to be a badass. Read it here! 

Also including.... 

“Toy Story,” by Lawrence Miles. While technically not at all an Eighth Doctor story, this tale is set during Interference, and features the TARDIS using Compassion to have a conversation with Lolita. It lays on heavy revelations about the War and the Eighth Doctor’s role, and preludes Lolita’s role in The Faction Paradox Protocols and The True History of Faction Paradox (and is actually the character’s first appearance if you don’t count Terror of the Autons!). It also features a lovely and sweet moment between the Doctor and Fitz. Originally published in Perfect Timing, it’s also in the Faction Paradox reprint of Dead Romance.

[autisticfanworkexchange]

Here’s the list of everyone who’s signed up for the exchange, plus their prompts and their DNWs/triggers, in case you wanted to make a treat for them in addition to your assignment.

Those of you who didn’t sign up for the exchange but still want to participate somehow are welcome to post treats as well!

Just a reminder, treats can be: fanfiction less than 1k words; art at any stage of being finished; graphics or edits; fanmix of 10 songs or less; a headcanon list with 15 or less items.

On to the prompts!

1. stimset / windowns98

Prompts: Love Live!, Eddsworld, Yume Nikki, Stardew Valley, Pokémon, Elsword

DNWs:  CSA, toothpaste (please!!!) drugs & alchohol

NSFW?: Yes

Okay with recieving: any

2. vengeanceoftheflowers / stormphrax

Prompts: Daniel Jackson, Sam Carter, Rodney McKay, John Sheppard, Jonas Quinn (Stargate); Malcolm Reed, Julian Bashir, Spock, Scotty, Data (Star Trek); Andrew Carter (Hogan's Heroes); Frank Burns, Radar O'Reilly (M*A*S*H); Rincewind, Sam Vimes (Discworld); Michael Garibaldi (Babylon 5); Leonard Church, Michael J Caboose, Agent Washington, Agent Carolina, Sarge, Dick Simmons, Agent Maine (Red vs Blue); Mr Norrell (Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell); Chowder, Ransom, Jack (OMG Check Please); Faye Vierra (Grimnoir Chronicles)

DNWs: Spirk / McSpirk, Death Cab For Cutie, A/B/O dynamics, photographs of large dogs, watersports, the first name Lucas, images / gifs of kinetic sand, harm to stuffed animals, sexual McShep

NSFW?: No

Okay with recieving: any

3. platypusbunny

Prompts:  hyper fangirl (nostalgia critic) candace flynn, phineas flynn, ferb fletcher, heinz doofenshmirtz, lawrence fletcher, irving dubois (phineas and ferb) logainne schwartzandgrubenierre, olive ostrovsky, william barfee (putnam county spelling bee) dexter, dee dee (dexters laboratory) dj, zoey, dawn, courtney, sierra (total drama) dr horrible / billy (dr horribles sing along blog) peridot, steven universe, connie maheswaran, ronaldo fryman (steven universe) john egbert, jake english, karkat vantas, dave strider, jade harley, rose lalonde, nepeta leijon (homestuck) ted moseby (how i met your mother) twilight sparkle, moondancer, pinkie pie (mlp fim) nigel bottom, portia (something rotten!)

DNWs:  head trauma, cutting yourself, animal abuse, medical needles, spit/drool, snot

NSFW?: No

Okay with recieving: Fic, art, headcanons

4. widowgaycer

Prompts: any major death note character, any major persona character except villains, symmetra/tracer/lucio/mccree/genji/hanzo/sombra/junkrat from overwatch, any pokemon character except giovanni/ghetsis/lusamine, any harry potter character except villains, annie or kat from gunnerkrigg court, any member of the order of the stick, artemis fowl

DNWs: unsanitary (even mentions of it), mayonnaise (don't ask), anything even remotely to do with axis powers hetalia, depictions of ableism/homophobia/etc, i also don't want shippy things

NSFW?: No

Okay with recieving: Fic, art, headcanons, graphics or edits

5. idlewildly

Prompts: Matt Murdock (MCU Daredevil), Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock or Elementary), Endeavour Morse (Endeavour), Tony Stark (MCU Iron Man/Avengers), Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter), Seven of Nine (Star Trek: Voyager)

DNWs: (none listed)

NSFW?: No

Okay with recieving: Fic, art, headcanons

6. bitae

Prompts: Kaworu and Rei from Evangelion (Eva is my SpIn!!!!!), Noiz from Dramatical Murder, Kenma from Haikyuu, The Prince from Katamari, Homura from Madoka Magical, Jyushimatsu from Osomatsu-san, and Peridot from Steven Universe.

DNWs: Lots of holes.

NSFW?: No

Okay with recieving: any

7. chibifukurou

Prompts: Fred Jones ( Scooby Doo: Mystery Inc), Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, and/or Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter), Georgia Mason ( Newsflesh), Tsukimi Kurashita (Princess Jellyfish), Parker, Hardison, and/or Eliot (Leverage), Clark Kent( DC), Tony Stark and/or Peter Parker (Marvel), Christain and/or Justine (The Accountant), Wander ( Wander over Yonder)

DNWs:  No abuse, rape, or gaslighting please

NSFW?: No

Okay with recieving: anything non-auditory

8. seriouslyfedupyo

Prompts: Anything Marvel, The Flash TV show, anything Disney, Hamilton, Simpsons, Family Guy, Voltron, Bob's Burgers, Back to the Future

DNWs:  No post-apocalypse or sex of any kind. Anything else is fine.

NSFW?: No

Okay with recieving: Fic, art, headcanons

9. spaceautie / forsakeofabetterusername

Prompts: Any character from Steven Universe, Welcome to Night Vale, Voltron, Undertale and Star Wars, and Abed (Community)

DNWs: NSFW, extreme gore, shipping any characters (apart from Cecil/Carlos and Rey/Finn/Poe or some combination thereof)

NSFW?: No

Okay with recieving: fic, art, headcanons, stimboards

10. autistic-mouse

Prompts: Tunnel Rat (gi joe renegades), Meada Yoshiaki (apocalypse no tride/fort of apocalypse), Iwakura Gou (apocalypse no tride/fort of apocalypse), Ripcord (gi joe renegades), Scarlet (gi joe renegades), Agent Washington (red vs blue), Symmetra (overwatch), Nightcrawler (x-men)

DNWs:  rape, cannibalism, detailed animal deaths

NSFW?: Yes

Okay with recieving: fic, art, headcanons

11. bookhobbit

Prompts: Discworld: Rincewind, Granny Weatherwax, William de Worde, Ponder Stibbons, Susan Sto Helit, Polly Perks. Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell: Gilbert Norrell. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Julian Bashir. Yu Yu Hakusho: Hiei, Yukina.

DNWs: (none listed)

NSFW?: Yes

Okay with recieving: any

12. prettyboypatrick

Prompts: chowder- omgcp, jack- omgcp, cecil- wtnv, carlos- wtnv, lyra silvertongue (his dark materials), hermione (harry potter)

DNWs: nsfw

NSFW?: No

Okay with recieving: any

13. kyrfiore

Prompts: Kyr Fiore or Gregor Hartway from Thrilling Intent, Dalinar, Renalin, Shallan, Kaladin, lift from the stormlight archive, Steris and Wax from Mistborn, anyone from Harry potter or homestuck

DNWs: blood/gore, alcohol,

NSFW?: No

Okay with recieving: any

14. the-gay-shakespeare-expert

Prompts: Anyone from Pacific Rim, anyone from The Adventure Zone, anyone from Welcome to Night Vale, anyone from Romeo and Juliet, anyone from Good Omens (but especially Crowley and Adam Young), Chidi Anagonye from The Good Place

DNWs: Bullying

NSFW?: Yes

Okay with recieving: any

15. loverabidfangirls

Prompts: All Harry Potter characters and lore

DNWs: No incest

NSFW?: Yes

Okay with recieving: fic, art, headcanons

16. iamthestrangerinmoscow

Prompts:  The Doctor (Doctor Who), Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock BBC), Hermione Granger (Harry Potter), Gregory House (House MD), Abed Nadir (Community), Newt Scamander (Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them)

DNWs: (none listed)

NSFW?: Yes

Okay with recieving: any

17. autisticpavelchekov

Prompts: Pavel Chekov, Spock (Star Trek), Ned (Pushing Daisies), Willow Rosenberg, Rupert Giles, Dawn Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock Holmes)

DNWs: Sexual content, choking, asphyxiation, allergic reaction, (also prefer no romantic content, but platonic or QP relationships are great!)

NSFW?: No

Okay with recieving: fic, headcanons, playlists

18. mint-and-parsley

Prompts: Any Star Wars characters!!

DNWs: cannibalism, detailed self harm

NSFW?: Yes

Okay with recieving: any

[classic80sand90smovieloves2]

Meeting and Dating Leonard Lawrence

(Not my gif)(Requested by anonymous)

- You met Leonard before he was drafted. You see, Leonard's “type” is girls who smile at and are somewhat decent to him. You show him that little sliver of attention and kindness and he’s all yours. Which is exactly what you did. 

- You were with some guys in your town when Leonard walked past. The guys called his name mockingly, forcing him stop so that they could make fun of him.

- Initially, you sort of didn’t know he was sound which only added onto your outrage over how the boys were treating him. What else were you supposed to think, he was half a foot taller than most of them and wasn’t doing anything to stop them from ragging on him.

- Regardless, you stuck up for him, telling the boys to stop and that it wasn’t funny. They turned on you and; lightheartedly, began to tease you as Leonard; stunned into stillness by your kindness, just stared at you in gratitude. Well, he stared until the guys told him to fuck off which he did so clumsily, sneaking glances back at you as he went.

- A few days pass and you honestly forget about the boy. That is, until he shyly approaches you as you’re taking a walk, introducing himself and thanking you for sticking up for him. You tell him that it was no problem and ask if he wants to join you on your walk after he awkwardly lingers by your side.

- The two of you begin a friendship of sorts; occasionally stumbling across each other and hanging out or saying hello on the street. You weren’t very close but you liked his company which is why you didn’t find it hard to say yes when he asked you out on a date.

- You should have seen how nervous he was; stuttering all over the place and shaking like a leaf. He almost couldn’t believe his ears when you actually agreed, he had to ask you to repeat what you’d said.

- For your first date, he took you on a picnic in the park. The two of you talked for a long time, getting to know each other on a deeper level and just enjoying each other’s company. You were genuinely surprised by how fast time passed when you were with him.

- The two of you share your first kiss a full two weeks after you have your first date. You’re seeing each other regularly, he’s just too shy to initiate it so finally you just do it yourself.

- He couldn’t have been happier when you tugged him down to your level and laid one on him. It was the best day of his life.

- After that display, there was no way he would ever let you go.

- He’s not very experienced when it comes to relationships so you’re going to have to be patient with him. Teach him about what he’s allowed to do because if he isn’t sure, he usually just winds up not doing it which means a whole lot less affection.

- He’s sorta shy when it comes to Pda. Usually, the most he’ll do is hold your hand or give you a hug.

- He asks permission before he does anything, even if it’s just holding your hand or kissing you. He’s constantly nervous that he’ll mess up and do the wrong thing.

- Soft, clumsy kisses.

- Cheek kisses.

- Piggyback rides.

- He picks little flowers for you whenever he sees them. Usually, they’re just weeds but they’re still pretty and the sentiment remains the same.

- He thinks you’re the epitome of perfection and he tells you so while breathing out an awestruck sigh.

- He looks at you like you hung the moon. There’s always this admiration and complete love and devotion present in his gaze.

- He’s not a good liar and has trouble keeping a straight face; even when he really wants to, so you’ll always know when somethings up.

- Bear hugs. He’s a tall boy so you’re always nestled nicely into his chest.

- He usually only calls you by your first name but isn’t opposed to using nicknames. He does have a particular fondness for being called them.

- His body is like a heater; he’s always so warm so whenever you’re cold, just move in close and you’ll be fine.

- Standing up for him whenever people try to give him trouble.

- He loves cuddling but he’s a bit hesitant to initiate it which is why he’s always so happy whenever you snuggle into him. He does whatever he can to reciprocate the action, wrapping himself around you awkwardly and refusing to move even if it gets uncomfortable.

- Whispered conversations while you’re laying in bed.

- He puts the things he knows about you in a special folder in his mind so that he never forgets them. He can be a bit absentminded at times but you’re put above all else.

- He’s always happy to help if you have housework to do. He likes being able to make your life easier in any way he can.

- Wearing his shirts. They’re big and comfy and he never minds when you steal them.

- He usually doesn’t have a ton of money but he’ll scrounge up enough to take you out on a date every now and again. They might not be the most expensive but they’ll always be fun.

- Movie theater dates. He will cry if you watch a sad movie so maybe just stick to comedies.

- Going to diners. They’re fairly cheap and the two of you can sit and talk without anyone eavesdropping; anyone as in members of your family.

- Going to candy shops. He’s a sucker for sweets.

- Most of the time, you just take walks in parks or around town, occasionally stopping to do something that looks fun.

- Leonard’s a little slow and needs some special care but he isn’t stupid; he just needs the right motivation and teacher to learn.

- He names his rifle after you when he’s in recruitment camp. It’s the only name he feels is right; he takes Hartmans speech a little too seriously.

- Exchanging letters while he’s at boot camp. His handwriting is messy and a bit hard to read but you still think they’re cute.

- A gentleman. He always uses his manners and treats you like a lady. His mama taught him well.

- His parents are so happy that he’s found himself a “good, decent girl”. They’re so proud and welcoming towards you.

- He’s always eager to try and cheer you up or be there for you when you’re upset. He’s a big softie, he can’t stand seeing you cry.

- He doesn’t get jealous very often, only when he sees that you really like the person and they like you. His brain immediately goes to “oh she likes him more than me” and “she would be better off dating him” which usually leads to him sulking for a while.

- He’s definitely a bit insecure so occasionally, he’ll need some reassurance that you do in fact like him; and only him, and that you actually think he’s handsome.

- He insists on walking you home at night, even though he wouldn’t know what to do if you actually encountered anything dangerous.

- Leonard isn’t a very tough person so he might not fight someone but he’ll protect you from other things. He’ll make sure you don’t trip on something or get stung by a bee but if some guy flirted with or insulted you, don’t expect a whole lot from him because he’ll probably try to act tough and just get unnecessarily yelled at or roughed up.

- You don’t fight, you just don’t. He can’t handle it, he’s too soft, too sweet.

- If you ever were to fight, he’d be keen on making up and apologizing. He hates even the thought of you being upset with him and/or not wanting to see him. He’s afraid you’ll break up with him completely; something he won’t just be able to take in stride.

- He says “I love you” very often. Sometimes, he says it just to hear you say it back because he can’t believe someone as amazing as you genuinely loves him.

- I don’t think having a girlfriend back home would change everything about Leonard's situation but I do think that it would be motivation for him to not go through with his final actions. He’ll most likely spend some time in a psych ward but I think once he’s out of boot camp, his life will be a whole lot better.

- He can’t imagine not having you in his life. You’re gods greatest gift to him and he can’t wait until the two of you can get married and start your life together.