alexolivetree

[radley-writes]

has this already been done or

[kinsey3furry300]

fuck no...

[feeshies]

so on the riordan verse wikia, the page for set lists “infertility” as one of his special abilities because horus ripped off one of his balls lmao

i know that is one of the versions of the myth, but it’s not the version uncle rick used in his fun ya adventure book.

horus: he did cut out one of my eyes, so i figured it was only fair carter: please get out of my head horus: an eye for an eye, amirite? carter: please horus: or should i say, a ball for an eye? lol

do you know how explicit the wikia could be if every version of each myth was included?

tkc already had to twist things around to avoid confronting the whole “everyone is actually related” thing, i don’t think they’re ready for #LettuceGate

[sangklp]

@pizzapurist @lettucegal Ya, I withdraw suggestion. Origami can't compete with Gaptun charm. https://www.youtube.com/c/lifesang

[alovecraft]

Coworker C has made a joke about "lettucegate" (because anything on the floor will always be denoted as "someone else's problem") Champion Minion is officially gone. She got a transfer and I wish her all the best in her new adventures. Kid-n-Play was telling me about how tired he was because of his other job and all the bullshit everyone had to deal with last night. He ended it with "oh well, 2 more hours and then sleep. I can do this." And I kind of want to go: dude, your kid is still tiny and you have another on the way, shouldn't no-sleep already be the norm for you? Also, at home: I caught Mewkis and Carrot playing in the neighbor's backyard. They came when I called and now I definitely have to "lock " them in either the craft room or the bedroom for even going to get laundry from the basement. Way to go, cats. Would it be cat escapades or catscapades? That's something to think about while my shift tonight goes to hell.

[kinsey3furry300]

So the Tories are demanding signatures of 100 sitting Tory MPs before you can run for leader. Looks like Boris has 99 problems but Rees-Moggs ain't one.

[sangklp]

@lettucegal Origami designs are cute. https://t.co/2wZBnEXYrz https://www.youtube.com/c/lifesang