Help, I keep imagining Simon in swim trunks. They’re hunched up on his thighs so he tans as much skin as possible, which accentuates his very impressive dick. Honestly, I’d use the excuse that he needs more sunscreen to touch him and let my hand slip between his waistband.
ok but you're a total and complete stranger and maybe it's the heat that's cooked your brain but regardless, you walk on over and he only looks up at you because you're partly blocking the sun (how is he supposed to be impeccably bronzed when he's got a body shape tan line on his back?)
and you warble out if he needs any sunscreen. it's SPF 100, you offer. he's fully aware that all he needs his 30, anything else is extra but why not. brave little finch took a leap of faith. high risks have high rewards.
the only catch is that you've gotta get the front too. and sit on him while you do it.
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i hope tobias forge knows that his ocs and music has made such an impact on me that it has developed into a new hobby, got even MORE obsessed with miniatures, and branched out my artistic skills to the point where I can customize or make doll clothing and have the sewing skills of an intermediate. thank you tobbe, for making me so delusional, in the best way 🖤
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Alvin Ong (Singaporean, 1988), Body and blood, 2024. Oil on canvas, 200 x 260 cm.
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There isn't enough Vulgora content I'm like a starving man on a stranded island and I am cooking the fish I caught in the morning with a handmade spear
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Hear me out: Simon’s s/o sending him a video of them playing with themselves but they also tease him with the video because they’re wearing a pair of his boxers and the only thing he can see is the growing wet spot on the fabric.
hey HEY putting on a (new) pair of his gloves and even though their falling off and the fingers are far too long you still touch yourself with em and then he tells you to not wash those after.
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@basketobread hes in the valuables i’m not a monster /j
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