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not my ex bf from FOUR YEARS AGO making a new insta to follow me??? like bruh. u have been blocked for 3 years leave me alone

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Love your blog sooo much! Can I request some hcs for Madara, Hashirama, Tobirama and Itachi?

A/N: Thank u for the nice words darling

Madara

Oh, he’s into it. Not like he’d admit that to anyone.

His reaction strongly depends on how he finds out. Like, if he has to find out because someone else told him, he won’t like that at all. Because that means someone else got to see them, right? And he doesn’t like that at all. Madara can be very possessive and especially a stripper s/o would be something he won’t like at all. He’s gonna have a fight about it with you, and at first he’ll definitely want you to stop. He doesn’t want other people seeing you like this and he doesn’t really want people to know his s/o does that kinda work? He’s a bit of a dick :///

It’s easier if you tell him - this is, of course, if he doesn’t already know bc he saw you himself XD - because he’ll feel like you trust him more and he’ll still bitch about it but!! He’ll get over it a lot quicker if you’re honest with him.

Either way, he’d very much prefer it if he were the only person to ever see you dance like that. Because he does enjoy the sight of it very much and he’ll often ask you to perform for him.

We all know that Madara isn’t one to play by the books and essentially, he doesn’t care what other people think of him. So eventually he’ll be cool about it. He won’t allow anyone to say anything negative about it, if they should find out, and he’ll make sure nobody ever gets a chance to hurt you, but if it’s something you really enjoy, he’ll let you do what you wanna do. It still irks him, thinking that other people will see what he sees but like. Get over it already, Madara!

But yeah. Seeing you dance for him is the best way to bring him to his knees. Just seeing you move so elegantly and giving him that sexy look - he freaking digs that.

9/10 times you end up bouncing on his lap just saying

Hashirama

A mix of emotions for that guy. He’s flustered, kinda excited, worried about you and not sure how to really respond. Don’t make him figure it out on his own/let other people tell him pls. He feels so betrayed and sad when his s/o keeps big parts of their lives to themselves ok. Like if that’s your job or a big hobby, he really wants to know. 

He’ll shower you in questions. How did you get into it? When? What makes it so interesting for you? Can you dance other things as well? Will you dance for him, too?

Honestly, erotic dances where you keep your clothes on don’t bother him much. He’s still nervous about it and would rather not have many people know about it, but he respects your decisions and would never try and force you to do anything.

If you’re willing to dance for him hoooo he’ll freak out. He’ll love it so much. He’ll sit in the chair or on the bed or whatever, excited like a child and unable to keep his hands off of you for more than two minutes at a time. It def ends in sexy times.

…. I can see him asking you if you can teach him. Even if it’s just in a playful, not so serious way, he might try and get you to show him how to dance. If you’re up for it, it could be a very fun (although perhaps not very sexy XD) time!

Tobirama

asdfghjkl oh boy

oh boy oh boy

he’s a prude okay. like, no offence to anyone who dances/strips or something, but this boy is just… he’s mind-blown when you tell him. And he definitely argues with you. HE took months to see u naked for the first time ok and it doesn’t feel right to him that others could see you in underwear or something. god, he’s difficult XD

Like with Madara, it would be WAY more horrible to have someone else point this out to him. Because he entrusts everything to you - and he expects the same thing in return. And not telling him would make him feel as though you KNOW you’re doing something “wrong” (which u aren’t, but he’ll think that way at first i’m so sorry) and why would you do it if you thought it was wrong, right? ugh. it might not even be a big fight tbh he’ll just tell you “stop doing that!” and hope it’s enough

It’s not even bc he’s possessive - he is but usually he tries his best not to let it show - but he just thinks you should show yourself from your best sides and he doesn’t want anyone talking about you tbh

You gotta give him some time to come to terms with that. He has no problem with you dancing or following your own paths - he respects you a lot more than most people give him credit for but? erotic dancing? Really? Can’t you chose something that’s more innocent? 

And don’t think he forgets about it. He’ll constantly roll the idea over in his mind and try to find a conclusion you’re both happy with.

It gets better with time, really, but he’ll never stop hoping you quit/go over to different types of dancing

Probably gets way too flustered by the idea of you dancing for him, also he’ll lowkey think you’re just doing it to persuade him and he’ll be Grumpy™.

u should still do it bc seeing his reaction would be the best thing ever omfg

Itachi

Probably goes “Wow. Really?” at least three times when you tell him

Truthfully, Itachi isn’t one who thinks about strippers or erotic dancers a lot XD so yeah he’ll be very surprised to hear you’re doing this. He’ll probably be a lot less dramatic about it than madara or tobirama. and he’s not one who cares much for what anybody says. chose ur own path, ya know?

He’ll just be surprised and kinda stunned but he won’t try ANYTHING to make you feel bad about it or smth. Asks a lot of questions as long as you’re comfortable with them. 

Got that nerd suggests he can come along and look after you in case someone gets a little too hands-on

Although, the actual idea of watching you uhm.. flusters him. You won’t notice it much on him but yes, the thought affects him lmao

You dancing for him would be too much for him. Like, he’d sit there, all frozen and nervous and wouldn’t know what to do with himself.

Itachi has a wonderfully trained body and he could definitely dance (although u probably wouldn’t get him into erotic dancing XDD) but seeing how well you can move, he’d definitely want to train other dances with you, even if nobody except the two of you will ever get to see this