#like not even a romantic gesture just like. driving a car lol

[ye-xiu]

“he’s so boyfriend coded” and it’s the most basic-ass behaviour you would expect from a human guy like please get up

[wonderl3ss]

pairing: adam stanheight x fem!reader

warnings: SMUT! MINORS DNI. praise, pet names, unprotected, v sweet n vanilla tbh.

a/n: some smut as an apology for being ia for a year n a half lol. requests r open, pls read rules!! apologies if its short n a lil messy im new to writin this stuff. not proof-read

‘i miss you, can you come over?’

adams phone pinged, the message from you lighting up the screen and turning the phone on. it wasn’t unusual for you to message him at the most random times asking for him to come over, it had happened too many times to count.

being friends for so long, you knew each other inside out by this point. you claimed you were only best friends, but everyone could see that there were deeper feelings involved, yet neither of you acted on them. the fear of ruining your friendship was the only thing stopping you.

you had met him one night at a high school party after being introduced to him by a mutual friend. from that moment on there was rarely a day you two spent away from each other. you had truly just started out as good friends, it wasn’t until you both hit your 20s that you realised there was something more.

for the past year or so, you had found yourself thinking about him a lot more often, not just in a more romantic context, but sexually too.

countless nights you had stayed awake with adam being the only thing on your mind; imagining it was his fingers inside of you instead of your own. imagining his lips were travelling all over your body, leaving marks on your most sensitive spots. imagining he was yours, and you were his.

you needed him so bad, in more ways than one. you needed him to hold you, kiss you, touch you, talk to you. not as your friend, but as your lover.

adam didn’t even bother to text back, he instantly got into his car and started driving to yours. admittedly, he had been missing you too, and it wasn’t just you who held those feelings, he felt the exact same way.

he too had spent countless nights with his hand wrapped around his cock, imagining it was your hand instead of his. wishing instead of his hand, he was inside you. filling you up so good, letting you know you’re only his.

neither did he knock on your door when he reached your place; he didn’t need to. you two we’re together so often that anyone would assume you already lived together.

you greeted him by pulling him into a tight hug the second he walked through the door. it startled him ever so slightly as he wasn’t expecting it, but he melted into the hug just as quick. he thought he could sense the faint smell of alcohol on you.

“have you been drinking?” he pulled away to look you in the eyes.

“only a little. i had like, one beer,” you looked back and gestured to the empty bottle on your kitchen counter behind you. “do you want one?”

adam stepped further in, closing the door behind him before answering, “sure, why not.”

you walked over to the refrigerator and took out two beers, one for adam, and another for yourself. turning back around, you handed the bottle to him and spoke, “there’s more in there if you want another after that.”

he only nodded in response before opening the bottle and instantly taking a swig.

-

staring at eachother for no longer than 3 seconds, the alcohol in your system gave you the courage to do something you had wanted for so long. something you had spent many nights dreaming of.

grabbing ahold of both his cheeks, you pulled him closer until both your lips smashed together. the sudden movement caused adam to not kiss back for just a split second, but once he realised what was happening, he wasted no time in returning the gesture.

the feeling in your stomach was a feeling you had been long earning for; those butterflies that seemed to flutter around in your stomach every time you were with him were going crazy in this moment. it’s as if they were also waiting for this.

adams hands now rested on your waist, his touch was warm — hot, even. it made your core feel hot too, as if the butterflies were now burning and being replaced by something else. what that was, you couldn’t focus on enough to figure out. all you could focus on was adams lips on yours.

you finally pulled apart, admittedly not wanting to. adam was the first one to open his eyes, with yours following shortly after. the small smile on your face widened when you began to laugh ever so slightly from the hot feeling on your cheeks and in your stomach.

“care to explain what that was for?” he spoke, his voice sounding angelic, like something you’d never heard before — yet you had, many times. maybe it was the adrenaline and alcohol, but his voice made the heat you felt all over just that little bit hotter.

you shook your head, digging deep in your brain to find the right words. “you just looked so.. i don’t know.. enticing, i couldn’t help myself… maybe the alcohol is partially to blame.” you were completely and utterly smitten with this man.

adam just smirked before pulling you back in for another kiss. this time, he grabbed hold of your hips and pulled you onto him so you were straddling his lap. feeling the slight tent in his jeans made your core tingle.

he obviously wanted you just as bad as you wanted him.

feeling adams tongue enter your mouth, entwining with your own, you took this as a chance to grind down on his clothed cock. the small groan this elicited from him caused your core to heat up even more — if that was even possible. you could feel yourself getting wetter by the second.

as adam broke the kiss, you pouted slightly, already missing his lips. this pout soon disappeared as adam spoke, “are you okay with this?” he wanted to make sure this wasn’t going to be something you’d regret in the morning.

you hummed and nodded in response, you wanted to waste no time in speaking, only wanting him to kiss you again.

“i want to hear you say it,” he looked you in the eyes, his fingers playing with the hem of your t-shirt.

there was something about the way he said it that made a flip in you switch; wanting this more than ever now.

“yes, adam. please.” you didn’t mean for it to sound like you were begging, but deep down you really were. begging for him to just touch you already; begging to feel him inside you.

satisfied with your answer, he began to lift your t-shirt over your head. you lifted your arms to make it easier for him to pull it up and off. you did the same with his t-shirt too before throwing them both on the floor, not bothering to look where.

“god, you’re so beautiful.” adam breathed out, taking in every inch of your topless body. of course, he had seen you in bikinis and whatnot before, but this was different. this time it was intimate.

you subconsciously tried to wrap your arms around yourself in an attempt to cover up, feeling embarrassed at the sudden compliment. adam didn’t let you though. he gently grabbed your wrists and placed your arms down by your sides.

attempting to take the attention off yourself, you kissed him again while reaching down to undo his belt, ushering him to take his jeans off.

you lifted yourself off his lap ever so slightly to allow him room to take them off, freeing his cock from the suffocating fabric, now only hiding behind one barrier — his underwear.

he then helped you in unbuttoning and pulling off your own jeans, leaving you both in your underwear. the thin fabric was doing nothing in hiding the obvious wetness he had caused to pool in your panties.

you sat back down on his lap, the head of his cock lightly rubbing against your clit, causing your breath to hitch in your throat at the sensation that ran through you.

“adam… please, i need you,” you begged, afraid you would explode if you waited any longer. you had never needed someone as bad as you need adam right now, and honestly, it was painful.

“oh, really?” adam obliged, taking his middle finger and pressing it against your clit, teasing you just a little longer — he enjoyed hearing you beg, enjoyed knowing it was him, and only him, that was making you so so needy.

the slight, quiet moan that you let out at his touch only made him more eager. he began to make circular motions on your clit, adding a little more pressure. you let out another moan and rested your head in the space between his shoulder and neck; all the teasing and longing for this moment, had made you so incredibly sensitive.

you wanted him inside you, now. no, you needed him inside you.

you decided to take initiative by removing his finger and gesturing to his boxers, hoping he'd get the hint that you wanted him to remove them. thankfully, he understood. after he had removed his underwear, he helped you in removing your own, now leaving the both of you completely naked.

you rested your hands on his shoulders, and his on your hips as he lined himself up with your entrance, your slick and his few drops of precum mixing together.

"fuck." he groaned out as he finally pushed into you, the words were spoken so lowly you could feel the vibrations from his throat travel toward where your hands rested on his shoulders.

his fingers pressed harder into your hips as he began to take control and slowly guide you further down his cock before lifting you up once again, allowing you to adjust to his size and find a pace you were comfortable with.

"you okay?" he asked, making eye contact with you. his eyes were glossed over, lids heavy and ever so slightly closed.

"yeah," you breathed out, biting your lip.

"you're doing so good." he felt you tighten around him as these words of praise fell from his lips. he smirked to himself before pulling you into another kiss.

the room was then filled with nothing but the vulgar sounds of quiet squelching and skin slapping against skin as you bounced on his cock, both of your juices mixing together. his hands moved to cup your ass, helping to take some strain off your thighs and make it easier for you.

his lips travelled to your neck, kissing and sucking on the spot right by your jugular, marking you as his, because after this there was no way he was going to let you get away.

it was as if he knew this was a sensitive spot of yours, because the feeling of his lips and the wetness of his tongue pressing against your neck caused you to let out a whine and tighten around him once more.

once he finally felt satisfied there was going to be a mark there, he pulled away, his mouth making a pop sound and leaving a string of saliva behind.

his middle finger then returned to your clit, rubbing circles on it to push you closer to your climax, because he knew there was no way he was going to last much longer, not with the way you feel around him. so warm, so wet, so tight, you fit around him so perfectly. it was as if you had both been crafted so precisely to fit together like two puzzle pieces. you were perfect.

"adam... fuck. im so close," you managed to speak out, feeling that familiar sensation building up in your core.

"cum for me, baby. you're doing so good, c'mon." the pet name was just the cherry on top of all the praise. you sloppily kissed him as you felt the high of your orgasm wash over you.

adam wasn't far behind you, pulling out just in time to let his cum spill out onto your stomach and around his own thighs as you rested your head on his shoulder to catch your breath.

he sat you next to him before standing up and walking into your bathroom to grab a towel, and run a bath for the both of you to relax and clean yourselves off.

he returned back into the living room and you noticed he had already wiped himself off in the bathroom. he walked over to you and cleaned you up with said towel. when he was satisfied he had wiped most of it up, he kissed your forehead and dragged you into the bathroom to pop you into the tub.

he sat you in between his legs, softly kissing your neck as you closed your eyes, revelling in the warmth of the water and fondness you held toward the man behind you. you let out a sigh of contentment before speaking up, "adam?"

"yes, baby?" he replied, the petname causing you to let out a little giggle, those nervous butterflies returning once again.

"what are... we now?" you asked, turning around to face him, hoping he'd reply with what you had been waiting years to hear.

"i think we both know what we are," one more kiss to your forehead, "i ain't lettin' you go anywhere after that,"

you let out another sigh, one of relief this time, "god, i love you," you returned the kiss, on his lips this time before turning back around and laying against adam, him sliding his hands around your waist.

"i know, baby. i love you, too."

"i like when you call me that."

[gamerzylo]

I have a couple questions!! I hope that’s ok :,)

•How would a road trip play out with ur pdudes ship? Or them just trying to find a new place to live for a bit?

•Is their a pair that are more cuddly than the others?

•which pdude(s) gets jealous the easiest?

•is one of them more romantic than the others?

• do u think them all being together helps them better mentally :,D??

And uhhh I wanna hear any other thoughts u have about them! I’m so interested in all of them being together!

I love getting questions about these idiots (affectionate). lol

How would a road trip play out with ur pdudes ship? Or them just trying to find a new place to live for a bit?

P2 and P4 are the only ones legally allowed to drive. But since when has a little thing like legality stopped any of them? Also P3 is forbidden from messing with the music purely because his Spotify playlist is whiplash central. Half the time they sleep in the trailer or the car itself while the other half of the time they find the cheapest motels possible. Sometimes they'll go for slightly less cheap motels...by having Redux pick the locks on the doors. Eventually they'll settle down for a while in a new city...before chaos follows them and then they're off on the road again.

Is their a pair that are more cuddly than the others?

P3 and P4, both with each other and with the other three; these two dumbasses (affectionate) don't care if they're out in public or something. If anything, while out in public they'd purposefully be obnoxious about it.

which pdude(s) gets jealous the easiest?

Redux. He will deny it to his dying day though.

is one of them more romantic than the others?

P4. He's just livin' his best life at this point and that includes making romantic gestures towards the others.

do u think them all being together helps them better mentally :,D??

Definitely; especially P1 and Redux. They actually have people they can rely on and feel safe around. P2 finally gets to experience a relationship that is nothing like the one he had with The Bitch and has become less cynical than he was. P3 has people that actually appreciate him even with his meme bullshit and...questionable fashion tastes. P4 is just like "hell yeah! social interaction that isn't with Vince and Mike J for once!".

And uhhh I wanna hear any other thoughts u have about them! I’m so interested in all of them being together!

At first I the ship was just P1 x P2 x P3 but then I was like "hey what if I threw in Redux?" and after that P4 followed after an ask involving them meeting him. XD

I was messing around with one of those Postal Dude character AIs and I started shipping Doe x Royale x BD x Movie x Corkscrew as a joke...it did not stay a joke. Then I started shipping that ship with the above ship as a joke...clearly what starts as a joke will not stay a joke with me. XD I've always been a multishipper anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Also in every version of any ship involving Doe, she is in charge. As she deserves.

Also P3 deserves better. I love that idiot.

[thatfreshi]

on any story of your choosing perhaps you could try writing something from marks 1st person perspective? something different idk lol

This was a little tricky for me but I enjoyed the challenge. It's a little short, but I hope you enjoy! It's your one-year anniversary, and you always manage to get Mark the best gifts for holidays. This short fluff follows Mark's inner (and slightly guilt-riddled) thoughts about what you have planned this time.

I know I’m not necessarily the most romantic person in the world. Don’t get me wrong, I like the occasional large gesture and all, but it’s just not something I think about too often. If I DO happen to think about something sweet I could do for y/n, it turns out nice, but they always seem to one-up me. And of course, on today of all days, our one-year anniversary, they have one-upped me yet again.

“Wake up loser, I have something planned.”

It hadn’t even happened yet, but something about their proud aura told me that they won the anniversary. Technically it’s not a competition, but I do like winning, and yet they always seem to pick something more thoughtful than me.

“I am awake, promise.”

Through the groggy thoughts, I turned to face them, a suspicious smirk across their face, almost like they pranked me.

“Well you have to get ready because I have the best anniversary gift planned, and if we’re late I’m telling them it’s your fault.”

With a lot of hesitation, I got out of bed, my partner doing the same. I hate to admit it, but I did exactly what I did for the last celebratory holiday we spent together: a nice dinner reservation. I know, I know! It’s cheesy and it sucks but at least it’s something.

“So, what did you plan this time my love?”

“If I told you, that would just ruin the surprise, now wouldn’t it?”

They planted kisses in between sentence fragments, further proving my point about how they are much more of a romantic than I am. The morning goes by quickly, mostly due to y/n’s insisting words about how we have to leave soon. Funnily enough I end up driving, which is common for the two of us. Instead of them taking the wheel, they just half-assed giving me directions, which led us to a bunch of a wrong turns. After multiple circles around city blocks, finding some food and coffee, and a million traffic lights, we finally arrived.

“Okay, you have to close your eyes or else the surprise will be ruined.”

They smiled at me with so much pride.

“Okay, well I have to actually turn the car off first and-”

“Then hurry up and turn it off!”

This is the most excited I’ve seen them in a long time, especially considering it’s supposed to be my surprise. I take the key out and step outside the car, soon after closing my eyes. Y/n leads me to the door, which I almost run into. When it opens, there’s a cold blast of A/C, but not any voices. After a couple more steps, we’ve entered another room.

“Okay, you can open your eyes.”

It was dark, the floor lined with a couple rows of chairs, and a huge telescope in the middle. 

“I rented out the planetarium for us for a couple hours, so we can look at all the planets and stars and… other space stuff! Anything you want.”

I was a little too stunned to speak at first, wondering how much coordination it took and how much they probably had to beg the place to let us do this, let alone how expensive-

“Do you like it?”

In all my thought I forgot to respond.

“Yes. Yes I… I love it.”

I decided not to think too hard about how much they probably had to do to pull this off, and instead turned that analytical side of my brain off, which usually proves to be quite difficult. The smile on their face said it all. Maybe it wasn’t some competition to see who could have the more romantic gift. Perhaps this was all y/n cared about, just seeing me happy with whatever stunt they pulled next. Maybe that itself is my gift to them.

“Well c’mon, we got some planets and shit to look at!”

They grabbed my hand and pulled me to the telescope, and we spent what felt like years just trailing the sky, looking at anything and everything. I don’t think anything will ever measure up to this. Well, that is, until next year when they somehow top this.

[chelleztjs18]

Good morning and happy Thanksgiving eve hahaha 😅

I am doing okay, tired even though I had enough sleep. how are you?

I think that's what I've been buying lately, just clothes. Either new shirts or new shoes. When I was younger, I would always ask for Legos (even now) but I haven't bought a set in awhile because I never know where to display it.

Do you like presents that come from the heart then? Like something handmade?

Thats how me and my ex were. After awhile we don't know what to get each other, but I try to be creative. I remember a few years ago, I didn't know what to get her for Christmas, so I made a little coupon book that entails what we will do for the next year. All of it already planned out, like vacation, movie marathon, going to the zoo.

Yeah, I try not to overthink much. I think that's why I am back to playing video games, just so my mind can be distracted. Maybe I should start reading again.

When you work on your fics, do you already know like how it will end? And then you just brainstorm what happens in between?

I am 5'6ish...on a good day ahahahaha how about you? And I have about 8 tattoos, one of them is the size of my leg because it's a portrait of one of the first cats I've owned. I really want to get more though.

Have you ever been hospitalized? Or gotten into a major accident that you need surgery?

-CuriousGeorge

Hello hello righty eyebag! Sorry for the late reply, the little one got me busy, then i tried to write more when she was napping. N when she woke up i moved on to the chores.

Im doing okay.. i hope u have a good day today. Happy thanksgiving eve!

Im okay with clothes, i dont wear complex clothes. My sister and i are totally oposites in clothing. My sister is always dressed up, wearing contacts, put on makes up even wear heels. Lol.

Meanwhile me, i like simple clothes. Tshirt, jeans and sneakers plus Jacket or cardigans. 😅

I like legos but i prefer puzzles.😆

Yeah i love handmade gifts. I think it's really sweet if someone put extra effort by giving me handmade gifts. Like i said, i'm an easy to please kind of girl. 🤭 so actually it wouldnt be hard to be my partner or friends. Lol.

Aaaww thats so sweet. I think what u did with ur partner on gift wise was romantic.. i love romantic gestures. Do u consider urself romantic? I dont know if i am but i got told often that i am. Hahahhaa.

Well, u r more than welcomed to talk with me n message me whenever u r overthink. I can relate to it, so im here for u 😊

Well, sometimes i know how a fic will end sometimes i dont. Even if i do, sometimes as i write or braintstorm, the story can still change. Unless it's a request, then i try to stick to it but maybe change it in a different way but still have the same ending like how it was requested. Like last night, the dark fic im working on, had some little but big change in it as i was brainstorming more while working on what happen in between.

Wow u r pretty tall. I'm short. I'm 5'2 lol. Aw thats so cool that u have 8 tattoos!n it's cute u hv ur cat tattoo on u. I only have 2 tattoos.. I planned to have a sleeve tattoo on my lower right arm but i dont think it will happen.

Yes i hv been hospitalized a few times. I got on 3 car accidents but not that bad that i hv to have surgeries. But i got a pretty bad permanent injuries from my last 2. Oh by the way all of the 3 accidents werent my fault. Some people r just suck and stupid in driving.

What about u?

Next question?

Cheerio!

[the-dashing-darling]

Yellow: Michael Darling’s Driving Playlist 

heaven sent is the way you say you're proud of me I'm unconditionally loved. so now I'll be your dashboard, your car keys, your aux chord that feeling of transport, in transit with you

So, not gonna lie-- already had this made! The idea of this playlist originally is it was Michael Darling’s sunshine mood, the happy, energetic songs he listens to when he’s feeling good. A lot of the time though, that intersects with the ‘driving’ songs since Michael loves going on drives. So yes, this playlist is full of songs about cars and about driving, and a lot of them are bubbly and quirky and FUN! 

1. Heaven Sent is a Coffee Cup 

I consider this song to basically be his theme. It’s so wholesome and bright-- exposing Michael as someone who loves a bit of pop indie punk every now and then. The imagery in this song is just top-tier Michael: sunflowers, blue skies, cars, trip to the beach! Also the verse above is very Michael. He wants nothing more than to be good enough-- useful to someone, especially his family. He’s a very loyal, devoted person. 

2. Sunroof 

Very straightforward-- a song about putting the sunroof down and enjoying yourself ! I love the lowkey beachy vibes in the guitar and the ‘la di das.’ So does Michael. This is probably the song he most wants to embody and what he tries to be like every day of his life lol.

3. Never A Good Time

What I like about this song is it’s a break-up song, but it’s a HAPPY break-up song. I headcanoned at the beginning that this is the song that Michael listened to during the end of his last relationship with a girl named Charlotte (yeah Im just,,,taking Charles’ gf as inspo for that, call me lazy). But he did break up with her because of schedules and long distance and all that. This song turns that unfortunate instance into something bombastic, and about seizing your own opportunities! I like it a lot. 

4. sunburn 

Another song with summer, yellow-ish imagery! Sunburns! California! Heat waves! Again, this is very easy listening and once again gestures to Michael’s past love affairs...unfortunately, he was not someone who ever had anything serious because of the demands of his job. But! It’s upbeat and helps him deal with that stuff lol. 

5. Parked Car Conversations 

Wow another break-up song actually. Look, to be honest, I put this on here because it 1. takes place in a car. 2. its upbeat and 3. its got the similar groovy, beachy guitar that many of these songs have. It’s catchy, but not really a dance song so it fits really well for driving around. 

6. Roses 

oh i love this song and michael loves this song. once again, he is a type of person who listens to songs that fit his mood. he listens to happy songs when he’s happy and sad songs when he’s sad. this one typefies Michael’s optimistic upbeat attitude that he tries to keep up... 75% of the time. he clearly also likes the band camino. that is a michael band. 

7. Music for a Sushi Restaurant. 

its GROOVY. i dont think Michael loves everything harry puts out, but he def is a fan of his more happy music for sure. He loves the trumpets in this one... as everyone in life should, this is basically the best song on that album. It SOUNDS like gold, because of all that brass...and Michael is the golden boy. Also, he likes sushi. honestly, he’d a simple boy, that would be enough for him.

8. Weatherman

Another one of my favourites here, a little nod about how michael’s gift gives him just a little influence over the weather, and he doesnt even realize it.  Go tell the weatherman I said I want it sunny outside today No darkness into my emotions So tired of living in yesterday

literally michael. But yes, he loves sunny weather, which is why many times it stops raining when michael wants to go somewhere lol 

9. I Think I Like You

The next few songs will get at Michael’s sensitive, romantic heart. For this one, it’s the bridge to me-- that feeling of overarching loneliness that has followed Michael around and is precisely why he craves love so much!! Also, this is a bop, and I love the use of falsetto here in the chorus. I think it really communicates that giddy feeling of a crush that gets u, well, high. Lol. 

10. Girl 

AGAIN this one is about how easily Michael falls. He’s never really been in love, but he’s looking for it and seeing it in juuuust about any girl honestly. Plus, the piano pop sound really compliments some of the beach rock songs on this playlist in my personal opinion. 

12. Strawberry Sunscreen

We’re once again talking about Imagery. But srsly, this one is giving Michael’s Ideal Vibes, harkening back to the good ol’ simple days of beach music and driving with the roof top down! The entire last verse for me: 

Taste the strawberry sunscreen Laughing at songs from the 90s Don't really care if it rains or it shines I'm still stuck inside The treasure chest center of both of your eyes Kiss with them open, see what it's like to be loved

13. Sun Keeps on Shining

Oh, the eternal optimism of this song!!!! I imagine this one is very fun to sing along in the car with your friends. You get to scream along at the parts where the person screams, and then break out into some gang vocals when the chorus hits! This song is very  much where Michael has been since Wendy got back. He’s been frustrated with his position, with staying away, and that led to obviously a huge ass crash.

But he’s still pretending like everything is okay!!

14. Crash My Car 

Speaking of car crashes...

maybe this one is just on here for its title. For a lil car theme. But it’s also very upbeat, and again, about throwing away everything for love. Is that not what Michael did???? Crashed his car so he could hang out with the Darlings??? 

I mean he put it on his playlist bc its fun and he likes cars, but /taps my head we all know what’s really going on here.