#like seriously what

[cboffshore]

Situation: it is fall, which means it is almost December, which means it is time to begin my annual installment of my Nya Being A Gotdamb Menace To Nadakhan During Skybound series. (not the actual name, but that's the gist of it.) I am currently in the outline/sandbox writing phase.

Problem: based on the timeline I'm working with and some of the themes I want to mess with, 95% of this installment has to occur in that bridal suite Nya's stuck in during episode 63. based on key points in my outline, this means I need to nail down a solid floor plan, because unfortunately I write fic the same way I used to stage manage, so I must have tabs on all my actors or I literally cannot work.

Solution: rewatch episode 63, which has prolonged shots of the suite.

New problem: upon examining a bunch of screenshots, it appears that this suite is some kind of TARDIS or perhaps an Escher painting, because I can't wrap my head around the layout.

New solution: show you all example screenshots and notes to either get someone to help or just make sure all of us are mad together.

(I would tuck this under a cut to make this more convenient, but I had to try and parse this, and as my followers I insist you all join me, because maybe someone will help me get an answer.Apologies for the potato quality, by the way - I had to Discord myself my notated shots from my phone.)

The first thing hindering me is that Dogshank's big fuckin helmet blocks most of what would otherwise be decent shots of the room. This also includes all shots of the biggest mystery to me: whatever the fuck is happening with the pillars and canopy in the middle. I think there's a better shot of it in 64 that still doesn't clear up what this thing is, besides the fact that it's not a bed or anything actually useful.

Also, somehow, we never get a clear shot of the walls. Like, ever. But in the corners that aren't full of the 'shank, we do get some info about windows!

net info gained: we have two walls of windows and some kind of pointless canopy taking up fifty percent of the floor. also, lots of hexagons.

At the very least, I need info on the windows for Plot Reasons, and boy howdy do I get it! Except it sucks! Pay attention to the notes about the temple shape/weird duplication happening if you want to, but here's my biggest gripe (and I know this is probably because of them reusing the temple assets without thinking too hard about how they designed the interior, but if it's present I feel like I have to work around it): THOSE BARS DO NOT MATCH. That is a DIFFERENT window entirely.

Oh, and speaking of the bars: the only thing consistent between the two shots is perhaps the DUMBEST thing wrong with these windows. Can't see it? That's because it's not even there. Look:

You know that Bionicle movie where the one guy goes "haha makes glass?" That was NOT a sentiment the builders here took to heart. (One plus of this situation: I can make this a plot point. I think. I mean, clearly the Hagemans did it just fine. Tune in in December to find out!)

net info gained: it's probably freezing up there.

Anyway, onto the next issue: unless this conversation takes place at a third wall of windows that I somehow missed (not likely as they're VERY TALL AND OBVIOUS), then this door is either decorative, or it moved, and either way it should open onto dead air. I mean, it doesn't given that Nadakhan waltzes in and leaves with Nya with no incident, but based on the long-distance shot of the mismatched windows... I'm reading too much into this, huh?

Anyway, corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures:

net info gained: this is one of the following: some kind of suicide door that keeps moving around to keep Nya trapped inside, me being an idiot, or just really bad foresight on the animator's part.

Also, this isn't part of the suite, but I wanted to include it anyway because... well, why not?

net info gained: Nadakhan's got something against functional windows, I guess. Either this was boarded up to accommodate the giant ceremony space on the ground floor or he's got, like, a darkroom in there where he's got a bunch of cronies trying to replicate that antique photo of Delara, because once again: haha no glass!

JUST WALL.

Anyway: rant over. Send help. I'm giving up and DIYing a floor plan that has somewhere between 1 and 4 walls of windows and furniture that's not just potted plants and weird little side tables.

[hunterarden]

Why is NativeNews have so shady?! I remember them being like this on Twitter too. I see them reblogged everywhere here. wtf. Like so much fascist, racist, antisemitic, etc stuff…

[splenduhdoy]

im starting one piece from the very beginning, and like... luffy makes me wanna cry? ive only watched like 5 episodes and in two of them some raw ass shit happens that brings a tear to my eye

[optimisticlucio]

Babe wake up the dustloop wiki has a Limbus section now

https://www.dustloop.com/w/LCB

[nctjpeg]

you’re in his dm’s, i’m still processing the fact he said MULTIPLE TIMES that he slept better in my bed with me than he did at home where he lived in another state lmao lmao hahahaha

[pplatonic]

what the fuck is the cooking process. all i know is that i hear one of my parents repeatedly and loudly hitting the counter so that it echoes throughout the entire house. it then suddenly stops and then in 10 minutes it starts to smell good. what is going on in the kitchen

[jozzmingo]

So uh. I was doing the bathroom check at work. And I found a half eaten mango just. On the sink counter. And by half eaten I mean they bit into it. Peel and all. I don’t know how to feel about it.

[deangirldisease]

you guys ever think about how fucking off topic destiel was. like girl i thought we were hunting ghosts? why is the angel gay all of a sudden like YOU came up with an angel and then made him gay nobody asked. we were tuning in to watch some freaks punch werewolves for three years just fine. literally whats all this then

[potato-jem]

okay, why is it when nick shows charlie pictures of nellie, and charlie says he doesn’t have any pets because of his parents, WHY is nick’s immediate reaction “oh you should just come over so you can meet her?”

and this is why heartstopper is “unrealistic.”

[duckmumbo]

Wilbur after successfully running from Grian in Parkour Tag: Well done Green, looks like I’m the hermit today!

[rosiethedragongeek]

drama queen

[wind-becomes-lightning]

@bougiebutchbitch: you can hate a character if you want, just dont do it on my posts rando in reply: but seriously, here is why i hate that character

makes me think of this meme

[x0401x]

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

[officiallychocolatte]

never thought I’d check “get my post featured in one of those tumblr voiceover/dubbing compilations on youtube” off my bucket list so soon (within a year of running this blog) but here I am

[notbeetle]

Patsocs are genuinely such a fascinating phenomenon. Imagine a 1820's German reactionary who calls themselves a Jacobin and supports both Robespierre and Charles X, both of whom, you assert, were and are enemies of loony liberalism and leftist extremism (you hate democracy and egalitarianism and constantly post about how we must retvrn to feudalism)

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Imagine actually being so evil that you'd rather make sure your writers suffer financially instead of just paying them the pay they deserve. Hell truly has some seats reserved already, holy shit.