#like the dude’s down bad he wants to have to look up at eggy like ‘👀👉👈’

[trainer-blue]

Tall eggman, taller stone.

you just sent this bc im taller than u irl 🤨 /lh

[i-used-to-wear-the-fedora]

Stranger Things Egg Baby AU, Steve and Eddie's Not So Egg-cellent Adventure

"Favorite color?"

"Purple. Favorite song?'

"Don't have one."

"You can't be serious Munson." Steve looked up from the his worksheet at Eddie slightly annoyed. The school library they had parked themselves in was almost completely empty. The elderly librarian that sat at the front desk was asleep. Well at least Steve hoped she was asleep, he hadn't seen the older woman move in quite a while now. But he ignored it, instead trying to focus on the questionnaire he was filling out with his health partner. Eggbert "Eggy" Pop was sat on the table, wrapped in Munson's skull handkerchief. "You're in some crappy metal band, you have to have a favorite song.''

'It's not crappy." Eddie said and Steve rolled his eyes. "You just don't get it."

"Oh I'm sure that's it."

"Says the man who's favorite song is Dancing by Myself. Seriously dude, Billy Idol? How much more basic could you get?"

"You say basic, I say it's a classic. And at least I know what I like."

"I like a lot of stuff." Eddie huffed as be continued to doodle on his worksheet. Glancing over Steve saw the would be rockstar drawing some weird gorey skeleton thing. Eddie noticed him staring and moved his arm to hide the drawing. "I can't pick just one favorite song. There's so many."

"Well I need one for the answer sheet."

"Fine. Rainbow in the Dark by Dio. Happy?"

"Yes." Stev looked over the answers, grabbing his calculator to do some math before scribbling down the answer. "According to this, it appears we have a 6% compatability rating as a couple."

"Not surprise there." Eddie stared at his paper disinterested. "Seems our little Eggy Pop here was most likely the result of a drunken one night stand. Born to a broken, unloving family." The high-schooler dramatically raised the back of his hand to his forehead with a sigh.

"Why are you making up such an elaborate backstory for an egg?"

"I'm a dungeon master, it's basically my job." Eddie shrugged. "And he's not just 'an' egg. He's our son. Who happens to be an egg."

"Whatever, but I'll have you know that if this was an actual kid, I'd be a great parent." Eddie snickered. "What?"

"You? I can't even imagine you being a parent, let alone a good one." Steve responded by rolling up his worksheet and giving Eddie's shoulder a hard thwack. "Ow! Not cool dude, you could at least wait until Eggy's asleep before you start hitting me."

"You are literally impossible." Steve frowned.

"I want a divorce." Eddie replied as his watch began to go off. "Crap, got band practice at Jeff's place. You got Eggy?

"Yeah, just remember to pick him up tonight."

"Meet you at the 7/11 on Oak Street for a drop off? Round eight?" Eddie asked and Steve nodded, carefully picking up their health project. The former king of Hawkins High waited until Eddie was out of the room before stroking the egg in his hands and whispering to it.

"Hey don't listen to him, you're not unloved."

~~

"-and then he implied I was a bad parent! He doesn't know me! I'd be a great parent."

"But you said it was just an egg."

"That's besides the point." Steve said as he and Dustin continue their search of the neighborhood for the creature the middle schooler had dubbed Dart. Little Eggbert was still clad in Eddie's hankie as he rested in the teenager's jacket pocket. "What would he even know about parenting?"

"I don't know but he sounds super cool. I didn't know you guys had a DnD club."

"Ugh. Of course you'd think he is." Steve held the nail bat in his hands tight as they carefully explored the woods near the Henderson household. When the kid, Dustin, he was friends with Nancy's brother, came up to him saying he needed help, he didn't expect he'd be spending the rest of the day trying to hunt down a weird alien lizard thing the kid had been keeping to try and impress a girl. It was getting dark now and knowing that a cat eating lizard was out there somewhere made him nervous. "Listen, it's getting late. We can restart the search tomorrow after school but I've got somewhere to be."

'What? You got a hot date or something?" The preteen asked, nudging Steve in the side with his elbow.

"Something like that." Steve watched the kid reach into his backpack and pull out a walkie. Handing it to the taller teen. "What's this?"

"Emergency walkie talkie. If you see Dart or anything else weird, call in a code red."

"And what? You guys are literally a bunch of kids. What are you even going to do?"

"I don't know but just call us if something happens, got it?"

"Yeah whatever. "

A couple of days ago Steve was the top dog at school, now he was taking orders from a preteen on what to do on case he ran into pet murdering alien. Making sure Dustin got back to his front door safely before returning to his car. Putting the key unto ignition, the teen glanced over to his dashboard clock to see it was almost nine.

'Shit,' Stev cursed as he put the car into drive and began to drive towards Oak Street. 'Eddie's going to be pissed.'

~~

"I don't know who you're waiting for, but I don't think they're coming. " The clerk behind the 7/11 counter said as she watched Eddie refill his cherry slurpee for the third time in the past half hour.

"I don't remember asking you." The metalhead snapped. The girl shrugged, redirecting her attention to the magazine she was reading. Despite his annoyance, the teen knew she had a point. Looking at the watch on his wrist to see it was nine o' five.

"Damn it Harrington.'' The high-schooler cursed as he realized Steve forgot or just ditched him. Tossing the slurpee into the trash as he left the convenience store. Going around the back of the store, the teen pulled a cigarette out of the carton. Lighting the smoke, he took a long drag to try and calm his nerves. 'Probably shouldn't be too surprised. ' Eddie thought to himself as he inhaled the smoke. A list of reasons for why Steve wasn't there ran through his head. Hoping their project was still in one piece, Eddie brought the cigarette to his mouth again when he heard it.

A weird animalistic growl but something was...off about it. Looking up he saw something moving in the bushes just a few feet away from the back of the 7/11. Eddie found himself frozen in place as he watched something emerge from the brush. In the shadows, at first he thought it was a stray dog. As it got closer, Eddie dropped his cigarette in shock when he saw it in greater detail.

"What the fuck-?"

[sirjustice1384]

Making families and people

Ask how to make human beings and even with families with oval shape structures like with drawn lips or photo without teeth or like hanger as u place a cylindrical bar as toothbrush or paste or any on the road of many texture soil 4 another type of race and the cross bar u can change with any and even on glass place small uprooted plants as grass on glass slide unto the hollow part and sprinkle like hay upon them or sand and with the former soil then on ya yard way do all the boom process until u make every race and even big families dude like in the link below as well u can place different seeds of anything in the 1st case 4 another race or sex dude

https://www.shutterstock.com/search/clothes+hanger

You though if u finish a race u r the only one who will remain good, they can even create of ya race to sleep with to disrespect ya unless u warn them and a blessing in disguise like Kevy created Amanda and disrespecting him kebi with delanu

Ask what if u eat makes snakes transfiguring into people if sleep with you breaks and with such people snake have slept with do the same and which one again if u eat after the lapse of its strength makes the same thing with snake and if one steal ya belongings breaks ya neck or hand like 4 6 months and the remedies if u r right dude

Russians are Mau people and ask every person next to ya as u ask the devil if they are mau and the mau character and were they were gotten dude

Ask how the blue siren gas jets are made in the boom, the environment, heap combination and the end chop or stir way or the step on and make it and ask at what distance it travels maximum or get lost as disappear in parts dude and ask how the zinc 1 using aluminum pospate is made as the above uses aluminum Gigas and also the Gold made with aluminum eggy made one made and their top speed and how u can get get to heaven and land to Auckland as Kebi does at night and come quick to ya place within like 5 hrs but getting to God takes 1 second and another second to confirm with ya and another 1 to Auckland then it takes roughly like 3 second to be in the USA as u sublime in air then they contain you give ya cash and get to any city u like or and even Canada dude, ask 4 the steps dude, as if u qualify not God takes ya to another city and u emanate under bridge with the clothes u had worn so u find difficulties to get back to ya city so u stop the shit and if u continue the same u dies and ask 4 the remedies so u don't do the same as tricky dude. Watch old time movie the lady called Sophia or Harry porter dude, the yellow jet made with potassium alconate dude which uses no fuel dude

Ask the distances from earth to any planet and to like any heavenly bodies and heavens and from earth to every those heavens and ask they are how many heavens dude and size as relation to the earth so u stop this jealousy of being together and u be alone dude and ask if u can identify 1 in Denver, Minneapolis, Auckland or those heavens and tell us and lest us know if their is any utility and ask how many have been kind to others with food and vice versa and in those places as above and compare dude and ask from Pluto the outer space ends at what distance from it and whats the blockage and what makes the jet not pass it and the related consequences and rain falls from which distance from the earth crust while the maximum height a cloud forms at which height and erase white-man dorminancy over u or discard ya books and reduce fee bro cause none-sense have been pumped into kids mind

Ask how many forms can 1 transfigure into to the ask of which 2 things made into a cross cut such transfigured into animals and ask 4 long range 1 and ask if those cross sticks as of kale or trees used to make hard plastics and metal in the boom can still act as above and ask the devil to make such cross to kill any animal or rodents that cause harm to ya like in plants, cereals and at homes as rats, roaches, mosquito and even bed bug and more to avert the buying drug thing which sometimes expensive, fake or hoax and works not and even place in machines to kill the above and in offices and barracks and border lines air on drones or booster to kill those transfiguring into the same to break those machine to fail like in airline and even radar surveillance so a downfall unearth and the defeat ya dude

Ask the devil how different color of tires can be made both of tubeless, non inflated or deflated and the normal one so we got much cars with much car tires to exhaust us dude, a thing Kevy suggested to Korea and Lithuania a long time like 10 yrs back but not on our roads and a thing he could walk checking but to no avail dude

Ask at what speed can a missile run but not hit the target even if unmanned and why as i hear the Devil gets into it and as with ya body and the switch connected to bulb in ya house alone, where the switch if up the start of upper door bar then u cut 1 wire makes the bullet not get ya, ask the same 4 ya city and even car, firms of long range so missile reaches not and ask if both the govt and u have managed to do the same who will win if u got ya people behind ya who have gotten ya part, if u r on the right side the shield is within ya but on the wrong side the bullet gets ya, so beware if u r on the wrong side and even with other Nations having sophisticated weapons until u succumb to my defeat and respects me and if u even kill me i have told folks the same like in all nations how such tricks or truth are administered to employ on u and so money is abolished cause using the same are planning to rob banks and if they are on wrong side will be defeat if they wear police attire not shot so police beware to wear other unknown attires or use drone 4 the above not transpire dude

Ask 4 the harm 4 any bad habit one directs unto ya dude as stop reproach with them daily dude

We will go to the Hindu shops, kill, them, cause we are on the right, get to the police kill them as we now know how to make weapons, then to parliament and their houses and kill them, then they call the army and we employ the above and kill them and they will not harm us or do us anything until justice runs down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream and until every race will respect another and even with any person with another not as currently seen dude

Ask what devaura will do to ya tribe with their nukes when they want to attack a nation per each nation list and quit or read the consequences lest insane dude and ask b4 u employ the same if black magics can harm this man or no and why dude

When i have explained all these leave me all alone dude, I want to  eat and don't turn me up to look at my face as warning me of bad  conducts, come with panga, rungu and metal bars and when even am  fighting with that woman hit me to death cause one will stub my face or  eye or break my hand and leave me in pain after that spirit of wanting  to die out of me, dude do as the above or leave me all alone don't come  next to me even mocking me or ridiculing me with what i buy or eat and  say i mean don't give ya kids cash, kill me with voodoo cause u claim to  be champion in the above or in the former stanza ways as in the link below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1AbydZaV1M

ASK  HOW the  most supersonic jet with yellow lithium as the replace of siren/oxygen  gas made in which way, in which area per ya nation and the boom heap as  it uses carbon floxin and the silver such cylinder 1 made in which way  and their big jets and radar missiles of long range and get to know as  the silver cylinder is called carbon floxin 2 as the coded voice tells  ya and ask if at maximum speed the WiFi and the sensors 4 guns or other  missile bombs works and the thickness of the bar used to make it as much  as the armored glass on it dude and ask such jets and missile as  mentioned above goes up-to distances of how much per/KM and if more than  that can break dude and ask if uses fuel and if not and per how much  per liter in every KM

And ask the consequences of  building a big island on the south pole shallow waters and what it can  grow when another of the same made on the empty water lands of the  northern hemisphere and the length in meters the water will encroach on  land

If u want to get to know that people do exams with the help  of coded voice so in exams u place flutes as when u call a varsity in  the USA when being referred that flute to diffuse them same give kids  like of 4 years or 6 exam script in the same area with answers of 2  years or 3 class ahead of them and all will pass by that to bring out  reality that all those passers of yesterday might have not been smart  and simply applied the same taking ya kids to boarding school yet u  spent much and little did u know they use the above to make u happy as  they siphon ya cash dude

Ask what combination of two things when u  get into a bush or where many different crops and even weeds grow what  if u pluck and eat and do, shield ya from getting this disease and this  and even re-infections as Hiv/Aids, covid, Malaria, cancer and any so  hospital declared redundant and even taking people cash as mentioned  earlier a thing of the past. Ask 4 discordant people with Hiv and how or  what to eat to stop re-infection and those abase with cancer and even  ask 4 synonyms and given dude

Don’t investigate me dude if i can  be with ya kids do exactly the below dude cause am tired dude and if i  get tired 1st or get bored off 1st and u wanna place me somewhere u cant  put me on the game lest do the above to ascertain a truth dude

Ask  the devil to make islands new on water as suggested above below up to  like only 1 M to the water made out of zinc and bras or copper and brass  and mixed with muram b4 requesting as writing again hard soil and when  it remains like 3 meters to ya desired to grow that crop u write that  soil as u check with that nation which such crop is good, delicious and  affect not the mind as with google the best wheat from which country and  if they have made soil and follow suit and ask how many nations/states  currently making soil to grow good crops as above and which are tired  and feel defeated and tell us dude

And ask which country in the  world still have the Indigenous Ameru blood infused with which blood not  of the luo as ask who infused the Ameru people with bad blood and ask  what Ameru people did bad 4 such tribe to capture them and if future  they were infused with another tribe altogether and ask when will this  bad tribe die dude

When u place a cross of any 2 similar thing  breaks snakes and if u place such on which surfaces like on top of  wooden part of small diameter and of any, any thing kills what so u can  use the same as a new mechanism to protect your borders and be the same  as island nations in-terms of security and even with ya business and  house perimeter and even place such inside machines to kill many hidden  in such as rodents and insects and even arachnids and ask with each  animal where if u place the same break their bones and even with human  beings and the antidote and even with bacteria and viruses

Don’t  tell me u want to kill them or do this and that, do what u wanna do and  leave me all alone if the above happens not or fails to succeed dude, me  not you and u not me and vice versa dude, we not the same or equals and  get it dude

uhuru kenyatta and kiks or kamba now knows how to make siren kill  ya gas, let him with his rude mind at night when we know not spray while  his people got the mask so next day they eat instead of disturbing us  daily with shallow mind we want to hear not as we got our mind so they  gauge out of social media post and they want not dude

don't give me formalin injection i want not get to USA or Auckland,  wann be there in 3 days dude, i want not ya company or hear ya words  dude make me do the above. U fuck then do the below instead of abuses to  me which concerns me not. leave me all alone dude or kill me as below,  what u want dude. i have a clear conscience now, as ask those who have  made the same as u locate them to stop words, now u can take me home b4 u  but i request do it as below cause i wont do as above and see who win  read my tumblr a/c post sirjustice1378 and get to know my part if saying  de trut dude, get sperms out as u wish or wanna as me am copy cats as  voices directed me even in class to pass my exam as i have told ya above

leave me all alone dude or kill me as below, what u want dude. i  have a clear conscience now, as ask those who have made the same as u  locate them to stop words, now u can take me home b4 u but i request do  it as below cause i wont do as above and see who win read my tumblr a/c  post sirjustice1378 and get to know my part if saying de trut dude, get  sperms out as u wish or wanna as me am copy cats as voices directed me  even in class to pass my exam as i have told ya above

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[yaboymercury]

Ripping 9 to 5 - Fireman

Gary really should have been focusing more on guiding his class around the fire station but how could he stop himself from getting distracted. That glowingly attractive fireman just kept up showing up in his peripheral vision, around firetrucks and by garage doors. But instead of getting a proper look at the enchanting man, he had to reign interest in the 'senior' fire protection officer to keep his class interested.

Even when he was filtering the kids back onto the bus he couldn't help but feel a tinge of regret that he never got to interact with the man. After waving his students off, all Gary had to do was leave a cheque in the main office of the fire station to pay for the trip and drive home to a bottle of wine in his own car.

Wandering back towards the office Gary couldn't help but actively take a longer route through the station trying to get a look for the cute fireman but to no avail.

But of course being the klutz he is, when bending down to leave the cheque on a table, Gary's ass managed to knock over a large rack of fireman's helmets. Tired and frustrated after a long day Gary quite dramatically sunk to his knees sighing and dragged himself around the floor stacking plastic helmets. The scraping of helmets and his tired state overpowered the sound of footsteps.

"Hey... you need some help down there."

A glimmer of happiness showed itself inside of Gary and he saw a hand being offered to him. Was it him? Looking up from the grubby hand, up the toner arm, to the relatively unzipped fireman's jumpsuit, it was Gary's first proper look at the better-looking-up-close fireman. Probably smiling more than he should be all Gary could murmer was: "Yeah" as he made sure to fully clasp the rugged hand and let himself be pulled up.

Still with a smiling the radiant fireman gave Gary a more quizzical look.

"No offence or anything but who are you?"

Realising that on some level he was technically trespassing, Gary quickly put the helmets on a table and panicked a little to explain himself.

"Oh well, I'm a teacher from the class being shown around today, well they were being shown around, they're gone now, but I'm just dropping off the payment and well I knocked down those helmets, and well then you came" taking a breathe finally and blushing a little "and now you're here, and I should go."

Gary was mortified at how much of a fool he was making himself look. He had to escape sure the man was hot but he didn't have a chance in hell with him. He began shuffling out of the room.

PHHHHHHHHHRALLLP

Was that what Gary thought it was? Turning around he saw the same attractive fireman standing with one leg cocked up and wafting a hand from his ass almost in Gary's direction. Gary understood why quickly when the hot eggy stink hit him making his eyes sting.

"I would apologize, but you were kind of rambling and that's been proven to be my best way of grabbing people's attention."

All Gary could do was stand mouth open in shock at the man's unconventional attention seeking method.

"But yeah you were leaving and well I wanted to chat." He leaned back onto a table relaxing his position and cocked his head and gave Gary and inviting smile like the burst of flatulence never happened.

The fart smelt repulsive, it smelt like pure rotten ass, which may have been why it subconsciously enticed Gary. He wasn't a particularly picky man but he was incredibly into ass, raunchy or clean, and he liked to be able to be comfortable around men. That relaxed yet powerful fart and the incredibly intense asslike pheremones while humiliating on one level, made him even more attracted to the fireman. The fireman who now wanted to talk to him.

Finally collecting himself Gary stumbled back into the office and offered "Well I'm not exactly against chatting, I'm Gary."

Standing up to stand facing Gary, maybe a little more close than what would be considered particularly heterosexual he replied with a quick wink: "Logan"

Pausing for a moment to think Logan stuck his tongue out a little wetting his lips. How could Gary not stare.

"This office is boring as shit, want me to show you a private area?" Again he winked, sending Gary's brain into a frenzy with the innuendo of private area. But he couldn't freak out too much, he'd already tested his luck enough with this man.

"I hope it's going to be more interesting than the tour."

"I promise." And he grabbed Gary's hand a began pulling him through the station laughing. The intimacy and immaturity of it made Gary giddy all he could do was stumble behind holding on to his outstretched arm.

As they weaved in-between trucks and poles. Gary and Logan kept snatching glances at eachother. But also Gary was quite enchanted by Logan's ass now bouncing behind him. Could this man be any more perfect.

Pssssssssssssssssh

Luckily or unluckily for Gary he was downwind from Logan as he released the putrid SBD. It almost made him fall down at the heat of the smell but at least he had a giggling Logan supporting him.

"Oh and by the way just becuase I think you're cute doesn't mean I won't stop farting in front of you." Gary was so starstruck by the compliment that he completely ignored the threat of future flatulence. "Can't handle the fart, can't have the fart." Logan continued chuckling some more.

From back where the two came from Gary heard a shout.

"Fucking hell, really Logan can't you stop for once!"

Logan grinned at the power his lingering SBD had. He shouted back a reply:

"Try and do better next time!"

Giving Logan a confused look Logan still smiling explained.

"Just to inform you're talking to the winner of every fart competition in this here fire department, be impressed, I'll pause for applause..."

"Congratulations." Gary replied half sarcastically and half worried and maybe a little turned on. Well who wouldn't find a groups of competitively farting firemen sexy. At least that's what Gary convinced himself.

Picking up on Gary's sarcasm Logan came to a quick halt making Gary bump into his slightly exposed chest. "Oh I'll get you for that one..." He smiled daringly down at Gary. Again who wouldn't find that sexy.

"Well this is my one..." Logan patted the side of the firetruck they had stopped next to. He opened the door climbing up to the door he held out a hand for Gary "Wanna come in, we can get some privacy?" Who could resist?

Taking Logan's hand once again Gary clambered up into the truck. It was big in the sense that the windscreen was massive and so was the control panel and wheel section on the inside. But when it came to seating it was just two seats quite close together. Neither of them had any complaints.

It also seemed like Logan didn't have any trouble making himself comfortable putting one of hi legs up resting on the wheel and spread the other so it was touching Gary, and his arms were spread out as well one put suggestively around Gary's shoulder. With his arms so outstretched and his suit now slightly more unzipped Logan's armpit stink was also becoming a lot more obvious. Gary didn't mind the fact that he was rapidly learning how generally smelly of a person Logan was.

Hearing a click Gary noticed the door was locked.

"Sorry man it's protocol, yeah protocol."

Gary was sure he was lying, but his survival instinct was being severely beaten by his lust.

"But anyway" Logan started fumbling in the glovebox and pulled out some bars "you want some fibre bars they're good?" He ravenously unwrapped one and practically ate it in one bite.

"Nah I'm good thanks."

"Well more for me then..." and Logan scoffed that bar as well.

Gary was thinking how horny he must be because he was even finding Logan eating the bars sexy. "Wow you sure are fond of those." He leaned closer into Logan.

Logan leaned back into him. "Well I'm sure you can guess why that is. Lifting his leg up.

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPPPPPT

The blast rippled against the chair and filled the small truck cabin with a hot eggy stink.

It was a lot and the smell was almost hurting Gary but it came from the proud Gary's ass so it made him unbelievably hard.

"Fuck that's disgusting..."

And he dove on top of Gary and they began to kiss hungrily. The stench clouding them was strong but all it seemed to do was further intoxicate their brains. As they broke apart the fireman unzipped his suit fully exposing his chest and to follow Gary unbuttoned his shirt.

FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

Logan laughed raucously at the power of the blast and began wafting the fabric of the shit so the stink could hit Gary. And it hit him hard. He began rubbing against Logan more furiously.

"If I'm not confused it seems like you might be into my butt bombs, am I correct?"

I'm that moment Gary realised he was, but it didn't bother him so he just leaned into his ear and whispered.

"Well I am if they come from you.."

Smirking Logan said in a slightly more assertive tone "Oh God Gary you have no idea what you just signed up for..."

With that Logan grabbed the back of Gary's head and pushed it down in between his legs and on his crotch.

PHHHHHHHHHRALLLP

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRP

BBBBHRRRRRAPPPP

It was a barrage on Gary's nose and the stink was unbearable but the domination just made him even more turned on.

"Why don't you try sniffing it down there, I don't want to stink this place up too much?"

So Gary did using his nose as much as he could but his body was trying to stop him since the stench hurt him so much. But he still tried his best to inhale as much of Logan's ass stink as possible.

"Maybe it's just how bad my gas is but dude I can still smell it up here..." Logan pulled up Gary's head and with his other hand untucked his erect pole of a penis showing it off to the now salivating dirty Gary.

Using his strong arms he lifted Gary back onto his lap "Take off those trousers or I'll rip them off." It was a threat but still said with his charm. In attempt to be playful Gary turned around and leaned on the wheel pointing his ass at Logan letting out a fart of his own.

Pppppprffft

"So why don't you try and rip them off?"

Logan took what seemed to be a sniff of Gary's fart and chuckled.

"Good try but I think you really can't compare" With on hand he ripped off the ass and back of Gary's trousers making him moan in shock and proceeded to pull down the boxers underneath giving them a slap for good measure.

"And somehow that wasn't the biggest rip of today..."

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPTTTT

"I'd say that was." He gave the entranced Gary a grin. The haze of hot gas hit Gary and attacked all parts of him it could. The eggy stink burning his nose and making him cough, and the heat of it making him sweat.

With Logan still having his cock out, Gary having his ass out and a wave of gaseous horniness clouding them, all Gary could do was clamber onto Gary's musky sweaty dick and start bouncing.

But each time Gary's ass slid down Logan's cock it obviously pushed a fart out of him.

PRFFFFFTTTT "Wow Gary that hole of yours is really doing a good job" FRRRAPPP "And I'm surprised a fragile guy like you can keep it up his my strong stink" PHHHHHRT "Really, usually no one could endure this much" BRTTTTTT "But I guess I'm just lucky I found myself a stink slut" PAAAAARAP

Logan with his signature gassy grin pulled Gary's moaning head in for a kiss.

"But now I think it's time for by burning ass to have its chance to speak uninterrupted..."

Moaning wildly Gary started bouncing his ass roughly on Logan again as he let out his most catastrophic blast yet.

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUSSSSHHHHHH

It was like a powerful windy gas leak filling the trick with a haze of boiling stink. It went on for what seemed like minutes. It's toxicity seemed to pleasure Logan taking deep whiffs of his own stink and moaning, while it completely took over Gary's conscience making his dick quiver as he inhaled the stink making him cum over Logan's chest, Logan soon followed inside Gary.

The euphoria they were both in was undescribable but the mixture of the toxicity of Logan's flatulence and exhaustion made Gary pass out in Logan's cum slicked chest.

Finally getting a moment to appreciate his work getting a good whiff, Logan wondering how he was going to explain himself to the crowd of horny firemen standing around his truck.

[specialmindz]

“YIP! YIP!”

A small annoying dog bounced around the two little skeletons, hoping for one of them to drop one of their tasty frozen treats.

“YIP, YIP YIP YIP!”

“i think he wants your ice cream bro...” said Sans slyly.

“ALL HE’S GONNA GET IS MAH FOOT UP HIS ASS! DIS MY ICE CWEAM! GO WAY DOODY-DOG!”

“YIP YIP!” The dog continued to run about, completely oblivious to the infant’s anger.

“pap, it’s melting.”

“*GASP!*” Frantically, Papyrus lapped at his cone, not wanting his hand and sleeve to get sticky and gross. He usually waited until his ice cream was gone before intentionally getting messy like a good baby, but this dog was proving to be quite a distraction.

“YOU WANNA DIE DOGGY? IS DAT WHAT YOU WANT? I USE YO’ FUR AS A BLANKY!”

“why don’t you just give him a little lick pap? just a little one.”

“Nyeh?” Pap looked at him quizzically. “You want me to lick da’ pup?”

“no-”

“I lick em’ on da’ snout?”

“no bro, you’re not listening to me.”

 And the baby continued not to listen, giving the dog a small lick on the nose. Maybe if the doggy thought Papyrus was a friend, he would stop trying to get at his ice cream.

Friends didn’t take friend’s ice cream.

“There you go doody-dog! We friends now, so you go home.”

The dog pawed at his nose and whimpered, not liking how the air was now suddenly too chilly in that particular area.

“you’re so gross pap, heh heh heh!”

“Nyeh? YOU GOSS! I gots to protect mah cweam cause’ SOMEBODY won’t look after me!”

“i have one hp bro! whaddya’ want me to do, kick em’? he’ll bite me and i’ll die papyrus.”

“Throw a snowball then lazybones! Im-po-vise!”

“now if i do that, i’ll have to hold my cone in one hand or it’ll get dirty, and eventually my arm will get tired and then i’ll have a problem.”

“YOU HAVE A PROBLEM NOW!”

“not with these i don’t,” said Sans pulling out an old CD player and ear buds. The batteries were long dead, but luckily for him, Papyrus didn’t know that. He could pretend not to hear him as long as the infant didn’t start wondering why he never heard anything despite his older brother turning the volume up whenever he yelled.

 “Why you gotta ignore the baby Snas? I gots a per-dicament over here and you’s not helping me...”

“...”

“...”

“...”

“...I hope you drop your stupid stink phallic ice cweam.”

“my ice creams not phallic!”

“Yes it is. Why you so cweepy Snas? Don’t you want friends?”

“I’M creepy?! my ice cream’s just like this, i didn’t make it! besides, who pretends his spaghetti noodles are snakes?”

 “I does! Da’ meatballs be eggies,” said the baby smiling. “The biggest noodle be the mama snake and I’s the bird that gobbles em’ all up! Nyeh heh heh!”

“...”

“Then I eats the eggs.”

Sans chuckled and slurped up some juice from his popsicle. “you eat the eggs huh? you know there are babies in those eggs...”

“...Nyeh?”

“yep. little baby snakes. 

“Nuh uh! The eggs be for the snake’s breakfast! People don’t eat babies!” 

“uh, yeah they do bro. where do you think baby snakes come from? you think the mom just poops them out?”

“Yes.”

“no. no pap, they come from eggs.”

 Papyrus’s eyes filled with tears. “I’s eating babies...?” 

“uh..”

Oh crap!

“Nyeh…nyeehhh…”

“no! no no no, don’t cry! you’re PRETENDING to eat babies! your meatballs are made of meat pappy.”

“Meat of baby?”

“no bro, they’re probably made of magic.”

“Magic babies?”

“NO.”

  Note to self, don’t feed Pappy eggs.

“Is dis ice cweam made of baby?” The baby bones held up his melting ice cream.

“*sigh* no bro, it’s not. just eggs.”

“But there be a talking snowman over in Snowdin. Maybe dis ice cweam be his baby!”

“nope.”

“But maybe it is! Maybe da’ ice cweam man be evil big Buther! Maybe he steals the snowman babies and sells em’ on da’ market!”

“…i highly doubt that.”

“I bet he do. I bet he evil as hell! You just like him cause’ he give you food.”

“hey screw you pal, I like him cause’ he’s cheap-”

“YOU CHEEP! YOU SELL YOUR MORALITY FOR SWEETS! You’s bad big Buther, you’s bad and I’m telling Daddy!”

“you do that.”

“I’m gonna! Imma tell upon you and destroy da’ ice cweam man too!”

“the hell you will! you leave that monster alone papyrus!”

“NYEH HEE HEE! IMMA SAVE DA’ BABIES!”

“GET BACK HERE!”

The infant took off like a bullet, the dog and Sans right on his heels.

“YIP YIP!”

“GET LOST DOODY-DOG! I’S RUNNING OVER HERE!”

“TRIP HIM! TRIP HIM DOG!”

“DON’T TRIP DA’ BABY!”

“YIP, YIP YIP!”

“Huh?” The ice cream man tilted his head from behind the umbrella of his cart to try and spot where the commotion was coming from. “Aw-hawww, are you three having fun?”

“RUN DUDE! FUCKING RUN!!”

“DIE BABY-KILLER!!”

BLOOSH!

BLOOSH!

Two Gaster Blasters fired in succession, one incinerating the ice cream man’s hat.

“AHHH! WHAT THE HELL KID?!”

“NYEHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!”

BLOOSH!

BLOOSH!

“WHY IS HE ATTACKING ME? SANS YOU SWORE HE WOULDN’T ATTACK ME!”

“YOU’S SELLING BABIES ON DA’ MARKET!”

BLOOSH!

“SANS GET YOUR CRAZY BROTHER!!” Screamed the cart-owner ducking down. It was a miracle he hadn’t been killed yet, but if this kept up…

“I’M TRYING! BRO STOP!”

“I GOTS TO SAVE THE BABIES SNAS!”

“THE ICE CREAM’S NOT MADE OF BABIES, IT’S MADE OF MILK!”

“Nyeh?” Papyrus stopped. “But is all frozen and-“ looking down at his ice cream, he saw that it was no longer frozen; the heat wafting in from Hotland had melted it, leaving only bits of magic strawberries behind.

“*SLUUURP!* EWWWW! Dis NASTY! It taste like medi-sin! You trying to get baby high? You work wit Jerry?”

“yeah pap. he’s the high cream man, heh heh heh!”

“…Go home Snas.”

“YIP YIP YIP!” The little dog joyfully lapped up the drippings of the cone, seemingly oblivious to the whole situation. The monster behind the cart was sadly however, NOT so ADHD.

“Why don’t you BOTH go home? Just-just all of you GO HOME.”

“wh-why me? What’d I do?”

“What’d you do? You made a joke instead of I dunno, maybe TELLING YOUR BROTHER NOT TO MURDER PEOPLE?”

“…it was just a joke. I was just trying to lighten the mood a lil’ bit, chill out.”

“It’s not the joke Sans, it’s the fact that you ignored what just happened. I’ve seen you two playing alone for a long time now and it’s because of THIS that you ARE alone. You can’t just ignore your brother’s dangerous behavior or it’s going to get worse-”

“whatever!” exclaimed Sans, highly offended. “who are you to tell me how to raise MY family? you don’t know me OR my bro! pap’s just a baby, i’m sorry he can’t control his emotions ALL the time! i’m not his dad anyway, he’s not MY responsibility-”

“You’re not much of a brother either. Why don’t you try a bit more discipline or something? If that doesn’t work, maybe you should consider putting him somewhere he can’t hurt people.”

“Nyeh…?”

“i’ll keep that in mind. in the meantime, maaaybe you should consider minding your own business?”

“You sending me away…?”

“of course not baby bro,” said Sans, kneeling down and placing a hand on the infant’s shoulder. “you mean the world to me! who’d want to get rid of such a cute baby anyway?”

“Dat’s too…but is also too dat you don’t gots many friends. Is dat really cause’ of me?”

“Of course not,” said a voice from around the corner. “These people are just idiots. Idiot cowards.”

“flowey!”

“Yes yes, it’s Flowey the flower. Here to save the day once again. What seems to be the problem here?”

“This baby-”

“That question was rhetorical. We OBVIOUSLY have another case of a full grown adult picking on a child. Shocker.”

“HE ATTACKED ME!”

“The baby attacked you? With what?”

“With his magic cannon things!”

“He attacked you with his magic?”

“Yes!”

“That thing that EVERYBODY has? That thing YOU have?”

“Y-Yeah…”

“…”

“Look, I know what you’re getting at talking…flower…but I can’t just fight a baby-”

“Why not? If Papyrus is being a turd-sandwich then Beat. His. Ass. Simple.”

“Um, Dirtbutt, you’s not helping me very good…”

“Who says I’m here to help you? Hit the road thumb-sucker.”

“GRR! NYEH!” With all the strength a little baby bones could muster, Papyrus angrily threw his empty cone at the big-mouthed traitor in front of him, hoping to at LEAST cover him in yucky pink goo. Instead it hit the wall with a *CUSH!* and merely splattered on the ground; Waterfall’s runoff quickly washing it away.

“Nice shot, you’re a regular Robin Hood-”

“STUPID STINK FLOWER!”

“bro, no! we don’t throw things!”

“Sometimes I do…”

“no we don’t!”

“But sometimes I do…”

“He’s trying to tell you that you SHOULDN’T throw things,” said the ice cream man preparing another cone. No doubt the baby would want another one and anyone’s G was good G in his opinion, especially in these hard times. The ice cream man was one of the more profitable jobs in the Underground because of the importance people placed on their children, but his image needed to be maintained. Calm, patient, and kind; that was the ice cream man, and he was good at it. Sans had even once called him the Nice cream man as a joke and more and more people were beginning to catch on to the name. Hopefully one day his son would take over the family business, but until then…

“Would you like another cone? This time be sure to stay away from Waterfall’s exit, it tends to get a bit hot there.” He held the cone out to the infant with a smile, hoping the brothers both would forgive and forget their little argument.

WHAP!

“NOBODY WANTS YOUR STUPID MEDICATED ICE CREAM!” shouted Flowey, slapping the cone out of the monster’s hand. Papyrus quickly caught it using his Wingdings and looked at it curiously.

“Dis health cweam? Dis good for the baby?”

“Yes it is,” replied the ice cream man glaring at the plant. “It’s a special blend that’s easy to eat and heals children too young for adult medicine and foods. That’s why it’s so popular…speaking of medication,” his glare softened. “Are you in need of first aid? You’re a plant, but you look like you just came from Hotland…”

“I came from the Lab actually. And do you know WHY I came from the Lab?”

“Oooh ooh! Pick me! Baby knows!”

“Yeah? I bet Smiley knows too, don’tcha buddy?”

“…is it because I left you there-”

“IT’S BECAUSE YOU LEFT ME THERE!!”

The ice cream man slowly began to move his cart away towards Snowdin, hoping no one would notice him leaving. He didn’t know who this flower was, but he’d served customers like this before. The extra G was NOT worth the headache he was currently getting…nor was a cave-in.

“how’d you get past the lava entrance?”

“I FREAKING RAN SMILEY!”

The tiny plant dipped his burning roots in one of Waterfall’s shallow puddles. For a moment there, he didn’t think he would make it. It took a massive amount of courage and Determination to even attempt the journey, but with the help of his cabin fever, he found the strength to take a chance at freedom. Now though he had another problem.

Where am I gonna find a new place to photosynthesize?

I had Alphys’s sun lamps in the Lab, but here…

“I need to find a place with good sun…”

“Da’ Ruins gots good sun…”

“Huh?”

“bro, you’ve seen the sun?!”

“Where? Where is it?”

I’m NOT going back to that stupid lab.

“Is where dat big-ass door be…and da’ doggy door.”

“YIP YIP!”

“Big door…?”

Flowey thought back a long time ago to when he and Chara used to explore the Underground. He remembered a bright field of flowers, but that was in the opposite direction in the throne room near their home…and it didn’t have a door.

A big door…a big door…

“Ugh, I can’t remember what you’re talking about!”

“Nyeh?”

“Uh, I mean, I HEARD about the door, from one of your dad’s phone calls, but I don’t remember what he said.”

“…”

“YIP YIP YIP!”

“SHUT UP FUR BAG! YOU’RE NOT GETTING ANY ICE CREAM!”

Was there ever a door Chara couldn’t get through? One with a doggy door?

“i wanna see the sun…” said Sans quietly.

“You wanna see da’ sun? Why big Buther? It hurt your eyes and make you hot.”

“the sun is the biggest star in the world though pap…”

“THE SUN’S A SPARKLY?!”

“yep, and it’s bigger than ANYTHING.”

“Bigger than Fluffy Buns?!”

“yep!”

“Bigger than yo’ head?!”

“…yeah.”

“If you’ve seen the sun Trashbag, then WHY are you asking how big it is?”

“…I only see it a widdle bit from a hole in da’ ceiling…and only sometimes. Is when da’ doody dog go home. There be a hole behind his com-poo-ter dat leads to the Ruins and udder paces too.”

“the dog...has a computer. right.”

“Where is this door?”

“just ignore him flowey, he’s obviously lying,” said Sans extremely disappointed.

“No he’s not.”

“how do you know?”

“Just trust me he’s not!”

We’ve had problems with this dog since we moved into the Underground.

The Annoying Dog was one of the smaller complaints the kingdom’s people had, but he was long lasting and weird. The little creature reminded Flowey of Papyrus in a way, causing problems wherever he went and getting away with it because he ‘didn’t know any better.’ He’d often heard of seemingly random items going missing from various places never to be found again. Some monsters claimed in horror, that they’d seen the dog absorbing some of the items into his body before scampering away, sometimes through the walls as if he were a ghost. The king warned everyone not to pet the Annoying Dog and to keep their distance whenever they could, but it seemed impossible to keep the hound out of any building. Many would cry out in terror upon turning around and suddenly seeing the legendary monster wagging his tail in their kitchen or living room, although the doors and windows were locked and they had been alone only moments before.

Chara had a strange fascination with the furry menace that Flowey always had a hard time understanding. Whenever the dog was spotted, they’d drop whatever they were doing and run after him, only to lose him in a wall somewhere. They’d then pound on the stone and search it for some sort of crease while Flowey let out a breath of relief from behind. The dog reminded him of Papyrus, true, but the absorbtion ability also brought back memories of a monster from an old VHS tape they had found at the Dump simply called the Thing.

He wanted nothing to do with this creature, no matter HOW much loot he had stored away.

I don’t have a choice anymore though. I need to go through this mutt’s tunnel if I want to find a place to gather energy.

“YIP YIP!”

“Da’ doggy door be in Snowdin. It gots the kingdom shapes on it and is reeeal tall! As big as a tree!”

“…Are you talking about that door in that cave with all the glowing mushrooms?”

“Yeah.”

“You idiot! That’s not a doggy door!”

“Is too! Is the door the doody dog uses! I sees it!”

“Stupid baby.”

“hey, c’mon now. the longer we fight the more pap’s ice cream melts. we need the dog to open the door, right? I mean, no one else has said anything about finding his house so…”

“Yep! Da’ doody dog gots to go inside first or it don’t open.”

“alright then, let’s go.”

“Right!” Flowey jumped up and wrapped himself around Sans. “ONWARDS DUMBO! TO SNOWDIN TUT TUT!”

“GET OFF ME!”

“NYEH HEE HEE HEE HEE!”

Leading the dog with the ice cream, the three reached the cave and went inside.

“SEE? No doggy door.”

“Nyeh? You blind Dirt-Butt? Is right there!”

“That’s NOT a doggy door. Doggy doors have flaps!”

“bro, watch where you’re swinging that thi-aww! You got it all over my hoodie!”

“Nyeh heh heh, cweeeeen it up.”

“you clean it up!”

The Annoying Dog watched as a glob of strawberry ice cream slid down the side of Sans’ sleeve, almost hitting the ground.

“You want dis cweam doggy?”

He said nothing and continued to eye the glob expectantly.

“Open the door and I give you all da’ yumminess you can dweam of.”

Again, the baby was ignored as the dog licked it’s chops and shuffled his paws impatiently, waiting for the glob to fall.

“He’s not listening to you. Smear some ice cream on the door or something.”

“Kay’.”

Waddling over to the door Papyrus stopped and dropped down on all fours, holding his ice cream in the air with his Wingdings.

“What the hell are you do-”

“YIP YIP! I’s a baby doggy and I wish to pee on da’ carpet, but I can’t get inside. Oh woe is me! *WHINE*”

“Arf…?” The dog lifted an ear and tilted his head in confusion.

“Of all the stupid…”

“heh heh heh heh! go pappy! show em’ what you want!”

SCRITCH SCRITCH SCRITCH SCRITCH!

Using both hands, Papyrus scratched at the door as best he could, whining pitifully and using his font to communicate. This time, the dog DID listen, turning away from the glob on Sans’ hoodie and morphing through the wall in his patent disturbing way.

“Ugh, I hate seeing that.”

“did…that dog just go through the wall…?”

Weird…

“hm…well whatever, good job bro!”

Smiling, Papyrus rolled over onto his back and pushed at the door with both feet, opining it. Inside the dog stood on a patchwork blanket panting and grinning as always.

“That tunnel better be here you milk-puking-”

“Is under the com-poo-ter I said! Why you no listen Dirt-Butt? Dat’s how you learn things ya’ know?”

“*WHINE WHINE!*”

“Oh yeah! Here you go doody dog!” said Papyrus handing over his Ice cream. “Be sure to eat the cone too, cause’ littering is bad, right Snas?”

“right.”

The happy hound ate the entire thing almost immediately, licking his nose and sniffing around for any bits he may have missed.

“Nyeh heh heh! He eat like you big Buther!”

“Yeah he does, the PIG!”

“…”

“Speaking of pigs, you might not fit in here Smiley,” said Flowey inspecting the tunnel with a frown. “Maybe you should go home and eat some popato chisps, I don’t need an entourage anyway.”    

“whatever! both of you can get bent, I can fit in there no problem!” exclaimed Sans, though he did have his doubts.

We definitely need to widen this tunnel or something if we ever plan to come back here. Papyrus is good at digging and building stuff, maybe he can do something about it later.

“NO you can’t, you’ll get stuck you moron.”

“no i won’t...”

“Fine, learn the hard way. What do I care? Just let me go first.”

“No! BABY goes first. I knows da’ way, you’ll just get lost like the Ugly Duckling. Member’ dat book Snas?”

“Did you just call me ugly?”

“yeah I remember the book, but more importantly, you’re telling the truth right? If there’s a maze of tunnels in here and we get lost, we’ll die pap. no one knows we’re down here…”

“YOU’RE ugly.”

“I knows the way, but you gots to follow mah butt kay’? Follow the baby butt and don’t go nowhere else. Even if you see a Veggie monster, you gots to follow the butt Snas, or you get lost. Lossa tunnels down here.”

“You’re ugly and you’re stupid.”

“iiii won’t wander off baby bro.”

Why do you two think I’d risk my life for some food? Do I really eat that much?

…

Nah, it’s probably my hoodie. My hoodie’s padded and it’s making me look fat. I should probably take it off before I crawl through here…

“Also don’t touch da’ butt, or I calls the guard.”

“No one wants to touch your butt you pervert! Well…maybe Smiley does, his drawings are weird-”

“THEY’RE SPACESHIPS!”

“But I’M the one who’s going to be behind you, not him.”

“But then who gonna push Snas if he get stuck?”

“No one. If this fatass gets trapped it’s HIS problem not mine. I already told him he wouldn’t fit; now let’s go.”

Nodding, the baby bones crawled under the desk and into the tunnel, Flowey following close behind. There were a lot of things the plant hadn’t checked out in the dog’s room; things Chara would’ve KILLED to inspect and/or steal, but Flowey had little interest in anything but finding some sun.

He could always come back anyway.

SCRUFF SCRUFF!

SCRUFF SCRUFF!

“Would you hurry up? The wet dog and baby smell is making me want to throw up.”

“Slow your roll Dirt-Butt. I’s Papyrus the Baby, not Sonic the Hedgehog. You wait.”

SCRUFF SCRUFF!

The three took a left and continued on at an annoying slow pace, being careful not to scrape themselves on the hard rocky walls. Especially Sans, who had had seconds thoughts about all this half-way through the journey. Every so often Papyrus would stop and look over his little shoulder to see if his brother was still behind him; he would then be rewarded with a thumbs up, though the baby could see he was struggling with the encroaching claustrophobia that seemed to be threatening even Flowey’s sanity at this point.

“OH MY GOD, WOULD YOU JUST HURRY UP? HE’S FINE!!”

“Shut da’ fuk up Dirt-Butt, or I kicks you in da’ face.”

“YOU JUST TRY IT! I’LL BITE YOUR LITTLE TOES OFF!”

“play nice you two, heh heh.”

“Shut up Smiley, you’re not my mom.”

SCRUFF SCRUFF!

SCRUFF SCRUFF!

Finally, the tunnel started to become wider and then wider still, eventually opening up into what looked like a cliffside of sorts. The place was an empty dead end that overlooked the mining city people called “Home.”

“uhh…I don’t think we’re supposed to be here baby bro…”

“Dis be the Old City where we gets da’ crystals Snas-”

“Correction; this is where we USED to get the magic crystals,” said Flowey. “Then some idiot screwed everything up and released a bunch of poisonous gas in the city’s mine.”

“Lossa monsters used to live here, but then there were too many babies, so they moved, but there still be peoples...”

“Are…are you not listening to me? NO ONE’S WORKING THERE, THIS PLACE IS POISONOUS, WE NEED TO MOVE.”

Sans nodded. “he’s right pap. not all gases can be seen; this place could be toxic-”

“Nuh uh! I’s here yeserday!”

“Bullcrap.”

“I ate a worm and climbed a rock, and sniffed da’ flowers like dis *SNIIIIIIIFFF!*”

“UGH, DON’T DO THAT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT!”

“*SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF!*

“SMILEY GET YOUR BROTHER!”

“who built these ruins? did someone live here before we came? i don’t see people building half a home, if you can even call this a home, and then quitting in the middle of it to build another one.”

“HELLO?!”

“the architecture is completely different from the rest of the kingdom too…”

“SMILEY!!”

“you swear you were here yesterday bro? the gases haven’t reached this far yet?”

“*SNIIIFFF!* Yep. The sun place be dis way, but you gots to watch out for the traps, so follow the baby kay’?”

“I hate you, I hate you BOTH and once I find a new place to get some sun, I’m gonna live there for-EVER! I’M NEVER COMING BACK TO THAT NURSERY, DO YOU HERE ME? NEVER!!”

Ignoring Flowey, the brothers began their trek further into the Ruins. There were a lot more traps than Sans was expecting, but it only served to increase his excitement. More traps meant a higher chance of his younger sibling telling the truth, and these WERE traps. There were pits that led to small empty rooms that had no ladders to speak of, switches designed to confuse them hidden behind pillars in the dark, and there was even a room that couldn’t be crossed from one side unless you had something of considerable weight on three buttons in the ground…unless of course you were tall. That was what disturbed Sans the most; the fact that the traps seemed to be for small creatures who couldn’t step over the barricades. The further the three went, the more his excitement turned to fear as he realized the traps were NOT built by the monsters currently living in the Underground and they were clearly meant to cause suffering and eventual starvation.

This couldn’t have been Asgore’s work. I know he said he would gather souls from anyone who fell into the mountain, but these look like they were meant SPECIFICALLY for children…and I know he’s a good person. Besides, so far I’ve only seen one door that leads to the Ruins and he can’t fit through that tunnel, no way.

Who would BUILD things like this?

“these are horrible…”

“Hm? What are you complaining about?”

“the traps…you’ve been looking at the traps right flowey? they’re different…”

“So? Who cares about these stupid traps, they’re ruined anyway. SHE messed everything up. You’re getting scared over nothing; whoever lived here before is long gone…probably.”

Sans took a deep breath. Flowey was right, the traps had obviously been altered a long time ago and no one had come to fix them. The prison pits had been stripped of their doors and their floors laced with heaps of fallen leaves to break the fall of anyone who fell into them, having obviously been put there by someone seeing as the area lacked any trees. The switches built to confuse had been painted bright colors that could easily be seen, and even the room with the floor switches had been filled with rocks, one of which claimed had been placed there by someone they couldn’t see due to their lack of eyes.

“UGH, are you KIDDING me? She put instructions on the freaking WALLS? That’s so lame!”

“who’s this ‘she’ you’re talking about?”

Before the plant could answer, Papyrus lifted them all up with his wingdings and glided everyone, including himself, over the giant pit trap before suddenly speeding off into a room.

“HEY BRO, WAIT!”

“DID HE FIND IT? IS THIS THE ROOM?”

“*CRUNCH CRUNCH!*”

“…”

“hey uh, pap? you probably shouldn’t eat that…”

“LOOK SNAS! Candy. *CRUNCH CRUNCH!*”

“…”

“…you okay flowey?”

“…Never coming back.”

“Want some of dis candy Dirt-Bu-”

“NO!!”    

They continued on, Papyrus’s onesie crinkling with the rest of the monster candy having been stuffed inside.

“FINALLY! DO YOU SEE IT SMILEY? DO YOU SEE THE PROMISE LAND?” The plant pointed excitedly towards a sunlit patch of flowers. “IT’S THERE! IT’S RIGHT THERE! WE’RE SO CLOSE!”

“yep, iii see it. don’t think we’ll be able to actually see the sun though from all the way down here…”

“*Yawn* I’s sweepy…I gets the shiny tomorrow, kay’ Snas? Is nap time for the baby…c’mon Dirt-Butt, we go home now.”

“NO! NO NO NO! DON’T TOUCH ME! DON’T FREAKING TOUCH ME! I SWEAR I’LL KILL YOU! I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU, PUT THOSE AWAY! PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOOOOOWN!!”

“put him down bro, he can get back on his own, right flowey?”

“YES!!”

As soon as Papyrus desummoned his wingdings, Flowey took off with all the speed of a cheetah; racing for the sunlit patch that would be his new, and hopefully quiet, home, his leaves outstretched.

I’M GONNA MAKE IT!

I’M GONNA MAKE IT!

With one giant leap the tiny plant dived into the flower patch and dug his roots into the warm soil triumphantly. “LOOK SMILEY! I MADE IT!”

CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK!

“Don’t patronize me you fat piece of-”

Sans stopped clapping. “what do you want from me?”

Ignoring the child, Flowey turned around and basked in the sun’s warm glow, spreading his leaves wide in order to collect as much energy as possible. This place was perfect. Bright, quiet, and tidy; it had a great view of the opening to Mt. Ebott that only someone who could stretch out as long as Flowey could see. A wonderful little lookout where he could not only spy approaching humans, but maybe even lure them in…after all, it’s not like sound couldn’t pass through the barrier. All he had to do was find someone stupid.

Just one. Good. Idiot.

Heh heh heh heh…

“uhh…dude, are you alright?”

“Dirt-Butt got dat scary face big Buther…”

“HA HA HA HA HA HA ALL THE SOULS WILL BE MINE! I’LL LURE THEM ALL IN! HA HA HA HA HA!”

“o-kay…we’re going on ahead. you catch up later alright?”

“NEVER COMING BACK! HA HA HA HA HA! UNSTOPPABLE! UNTOUCHABLE! UNDEFEATABLE! HA HA HA HA HA!”

“Nyeh…?”

“I’LL BE ALL POWERFUL! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!”

“we’re going now-”

“I’LL BE THE ULTIMATE RULER!”

“Bye Dirt-Butt!”

I’ll be a GOD.

[weekendsabo]

Journal - Saturday, December 1st, 2018

Bob sent me the band Bonny Doon. Now I’m listening to Ricewine which is equally as chill as the Bonny Doon band. Big News! I found the missing piece to that stupid puzzle. I don’t know exactly where is came from, but it just appeared and I’m happy that puzzle doesn’t have a missing piece now. Pretty excited. but got in clean mode so I swept the entire house and cleaned that fan and mopped a little. Nice to have a clean house. If I just do a little everyday it won’t get bad.

Cont. on 11/22

I have to get a washer and dryer. Maybe that’s what I’ll get with my hopeful bonus. Mild orange was next on youtube and they are solid as well. I have plans to meet up at Dillinger with Tsvet and James and possibly more. I’ll definitely throw on a different shirt and.

I saw you in that chair a look and gaze

Lunch was fun with James and Tsvet as well as Dee and Dennis, and the lady in the corner. I like the Dillinger. I go the Ruben and it was solid and some patron. Man, tequila is so good. I’m going to get a bottle for home. I kind of hope Luna doesn’t come over, but with my luck, she probably will. So just got downtown. She’s going to be a little late so I’ll go get a drink at the bar and pee all . I hope it goes well!

Cont. on 11/21

I can’t believe Luna still won’t text me back. I feel bad for her situation. Like, she has the worst luck. I can’t believe he would just hit, Dalton, and while living together. ridiculous. I may- well if she ever texts me back, then maybe I would consider having her come live here. We could car pool and jam and I think it would be fun. Make some vegan food together and just chill all the time. I don’t think I would mind having her around all the time. I’ve tried and whenever I see her shes always super excited to see me. So maybe I just have to but upfront about it and just be like “Hey, I like you, and u was wandering if you wanted to go on a date some time if you’re interested. If not, no biggy. I’m stoked to just be your friend and I’d be 100% okay with keeping it that way. no hard feelings or anything like that. So yeah, I mean we already know each other. but this would be a way for use to get to know each other ore and on a more deeper level. we can talk about sex and stuff like that and see what we both like. Do drugs together and just have a lot of fun. Could be cool if she ever texted back...

Cont. on 11/20

What do I like about Luna?

She has this like nervous laugh that I find adorable. She’ just comfortable. The right height to fit under my arm. That might have been the highlight of my night. Cuddling right up to her. Only way it could have been better is if she put her arm around me. But the head nuzzle worked just as well. I feel she just seem me as a friend and that’s okay. There’s only one way to find out and it just to ask her. Tomorrow night. I’ll go chill at my folks or maybe find something free to do downtown or I can hit up Evan and see what he’s doing. Or maybe I’ll just go chill and walk around DT a little. Possibilities are almost endless. Definitely maybe won’t hit her up. Are you interested in dating at all. I know you might not be be interested and getting out of your relationship. So I completely understand if you’re not down, and this will be the last we talk about it. I just have developed feeling and I wanted to se if you felt to same way. Nothing to lose really. One of the reasons I went to the show last night was to see her. Mission accomplished. Well see, I probably won’t cause I don’t want to make things awkward. So, that's probably the better option.

Cont. on 11/19

Also, she doesn’t smoke cigs, shes open to drugs, she doesn’t drink much which I would be adamant that I won’t drink when she doesn’t drink. She’d fit right on the back of my bike. One that I’m getting with my bonus. I feel we would have a good relationship and would be happy together. I understand depression, and would want to have an open policy on communication cause that is very very important.

Cont. on 11/16

I don’t know if I’m going to  continue using this pen. It’s a little too much bleed through. It’s not to bad once you write. I thought maybe I would have a hard time reading but it looks okay. I’ll keep using the pen for now. Attempted to make pretzels with the pizza dough. I left and I turned out eggy. I think my water wasn’t hot enough or it was just not that great dough. Oh well. It’ll build a turd. I’ll probably make a BLT later for dinner. but really. I’ve eat plenty for today. Well see. I’ll get a wire brush and get the rest of that just out of there. Get a propane tank and itll be cool. I’ll boil those eggs tonight for sure and that’ll be my b-fast and lunch. Cook all that bacon. I’ll bake it so I don’t have to deal with is in a pan. and I’ll be able to get it nice and crispy! It’ll be delicious. AND she listened to music and likes to go to shows! I wold be the absolute best! So how do you think she sees me? Someone who drinks a ton. She knows all about my touring. I would also be 100% okay with her on tour. no problem with that at all.

Cont. on 11/15

I know I want someone that will help me learn or better me. Okay. Bonus equals home gym stuff and guitar. After this trip I’ll get a desk and get that stuff all set up. I’ll see if she has . I can drop her off in the morning and get her a coffee, then go to the gym to kill time. That does sound like a good plan. Then she can chill there or do something. I’d definitely let her take my car. I can get a ride gone from someone. If she wanted to go out. That might actually be good. Just to get that time alone. I’m down. If it gets. It’s not going to get awkward. It’s not like I’m asking her to be with me forever, I just feel like it could be fun. and if that happens, I will definitely get rid of FB. I feel once I do get a girl, I will just get rid of it and set up - I’ll wait till I get the band page going. Goal - Release 2 albums next year or EP’s whatever. I just want some music out there. I’ll make it happen. 2019 is going to be a good and productive year. No drink December starts now. I can do it. Yesterday I already knew that was happening before to deal to no drink to NYE!

Cont. on 11/14

Still not surprised that I spent $5600 on alcohol this year. I probably bumped it up to $5700 yesterday for sure. That ends now! That’s easily a trip to anywhere for a couple weeks. So bad. Cut down on food and booze and I will be doing great! I’ll find an easy recipe for something I can eat all week. Some chicken something. Make some perogies. It’ll be delicious. Invite James and Tsvet over. Find a good Perogie sauce. Keep it vegan hopefully. Id also be down to seriously cut down on my meat eating. I had a nice lunch with my sister today. I hope she quits that job and finds something else. And Zeb just sucks. I know why she doesn’t want to be with him and why she feels she can’t get a divorce. It’s scary. Especially for her. Be so hard to get Makayla over there unless all her rules just goes away. Cut his house, then she would just hate being over at Mel s. I think she will do it soon cause I wouldn’t deal with that for that long. Especially with his separate account. Not that having a separate account is bad, but it was kept secret. So crazy. That guy sucks.

Cont. on 11/13

Date with Gabby.

She was very nice and I did have a lot of fun. From Baltimore. Graduating next May from ASU. Lives with her folks. Has Type 1 diabetes which sucks. Net a natural red head but likes it. We started out at Artiface, we talked about her brothers show and how it went. she said it went really well. Told her about my tour life and stuff like that and stuff. She was super into horoscopes which is worrying. But really I’m not down. I’m pretty sure that I wont see her again. There was just no physical attraction. I don’t want to have to fake a whole aspect of a relationship just to save her feelings. Just it’s not happening. So, I’ll just have to break it of gently. Something like I had a lot of fun and you’re a cool person, but I don’t think we should continue to hang out anymore. I just didn’t feel anything and it’s not going to progress any more that it has so just do not waste your time or should just keep it like this and if we see each other by chance well say high and stuff. and keep if from getting awkward. Something like that should work! Next tie she ask about it I’ll bring in up and hope it goes good.

Cont. on 11/12

I think they are going to be alright. The eggs that is. I’m hard boiling 12 of them so that's 2 a day plus two days where I’ll get three. We can do Tuesday and Thursday. I’ll find a good recipe tomorrow. gotta take a break from pizza. I be I can lose 10 lbs by the christmas party. Especially if I’m not drinking. It’ll be easy. Work out stuff. Eggs are done. Bacon gets like 15 minutes. I may take a bath here shortly or tonight I should say. I’ll get all my shopping done on Sunday. Not drinking will cut the cost of this trip by a ton. I will have one with lunch but other than that no more. just tell them  I’m on a hiatus. They won’t care. It really is no big deal. Tomorrow I’ll take some week and call it good! Save my a ton on money and I won’t feel like garbage on Tuesday. Well, I guess I won’t be cooking tomorrow unless I just come home and leave for the show. I wonder how may extra miles that would be, but it doesn’t matter. Its’ only a couple bucks to not have to kill like 5 hours. So yeah, I’ll come home after work. Make some good and chill, then I’ll head out.

Cont. on 11/10-11/12

I’m more that likely going to roll after Beemaster. Probably watch a song or two of the touring guy to see how they are. Cool, I’ll stay. Not cool, I’m going to rolling after Beemaster. Sorry dude but I have to be up early and I don’t want to be out till the wee hours of the morning for some band. I’ve never heard of. I will ask Luna out and see how that goes before I figure out if I should ask Vivian. I still think I’m not “cool” enough to date her. I would definitely need to step up my wardrobe, or she does like who I am but I could be fun to get dressed up and stuff like that. Lint roller tomorrow so I can wear my blue sweater but tomorrow. Wake up at 5. No snooze go for a run. Shave and shower. Work a little early. Wrap up that stupid 945 west 8th. That job can suck it! Hopefully we’ll be slow this week. I’ll take this with me and get it filled up. I could have filled up so much if I had this at work. Oh well. Either way, I’m jamming music tomorrow and no one can stop me! Friday I will do perogies. Have Ty and Melka and Tsvet and James and I’ll see if Luna is down. Be Like a triple date! Tell the to bring a game!

Cont. on 11/9

BLT was good. I used ricotta instead of mayo since I didn’t have any. I was even at the store too. I could be having some good food, but I was lazy! I need to stop doing that. Tsvet last night just I mean. It’s awesome that they do enjoy it as well. I’ll see if Luna want to come and I’ll do the vegan pirogies. If not, I’ll do the regular ones. Make the. I’ll make the dough and filling the day before, or all of it before, then just boil and fry and they will be golden. Do Like a salad or get some hummus. Borrow their food processor and make some hummus. Slice up some veggies or find a polish side dish and see. What I can fins. Maybe there's some good stuff if not. Hummus it is. I can do two different kinds. Do traditional and tn maybe find a jalapeno hummus. Then cucumbers cherry tomato's, something. I’ll do a onion mushroom top for the perogies. If they're at the show tomorrow I’ll ask the. I’ll shoot them all a message tomorrow. Should be a good time. I know Ty will be down. Still want to have a variety of people over instead of same people all the time.

Cont. on 11/8

I wonder if I can convert the kitchen to gas if I bought this house. I would tear down this wall. Lift the ceiling and just open this house up! but I  do like the setup the way it is. It’s a pretty cute house but who knows. I may bot stay out here and go live in the bus and rent a warehouse or try and by a place with an apartment. I wander how much it'll cost? Maybe just being single is the way to go for a little while later. Maybe not try so hard. I’ll still talk to Luna though. but its just so easy to be myself. and, I took them for granite for sure. I’lI don’t know she wasn't’ right for me, but we had a lot of fun. Disney all the time, living together and working. I got over KC and Rainy. They were just way too much unfortunately. Their family is just way too much. I just wanted to stay home and play video games. I’m happy that is not a hobby anymore. Spent so much time playing games. They are really fond memories, but just doesn’t do it for me like it used too. Crazy how that have changed. I’ve changed a bunch these past couple years.

Cont. on 11/7

My blood pressure was like 14 over 92 with a heart rate of 102. I was just all high and probably because of how much I drank last night. 3 shots and 5 beers in 3.5hours on an empty stomach. I was pretty drunk unfortunately. At least I don’t have to worry about it. I’m so better at life sober so I don’t know why. I just want to feel something. Binging everything to take my mind off things. but I feel if I keep up with the writing I think I will be alright. I don’t need it, I just want it. Lately I’ve been not super happy with myself when I get super drunk. It’s just not fun anymore. I make bad decisions and just don’t do good. So I think I may just have to cut it out completely. It would be like changing my whole life. Bit I think I’m okay with it. I’ll be able to get a lot of things done and I can work more on music and other hobbies. I do want to get into wood working just because it seems fulfilling. We’ll see. I do have time to do these things I’m only 32 and I have a lot of years left to live!

Cont. on 11/6

I wonder if I can just get by with smoking weed and not drinking. I’m going to get some acid for sure. and just have some good trips. Doing it at NYE during the D could be really fun. I would be down to quit everything but psychedelics. They are by far the best. I will have acid parties. Find a girl that's down and just have fun with each other, explore each others body. I want to do that sober. Someone I’m actually attracted to. I still had fun, but it was what I needed at the time. I would sacrifice that physical attraction for being with someone. I went for what was there and easy. I have been good at not just being with someone. I’m so worried about not getting hard. I know when the time comes I will be upfront about it and let them know the deal. I also really need to lay off the porn so much and get some lube. dick is just getting beat up. Lets do a No Porn December with the no drinking and see how it goes. You can still jerk off, but without porn. I have to rewire my brain to stop thinking about porn, and it’s such a bad habit that it would definitely happen when I’m in a relationship.

[badtasteaquarium]

A: aftermath

LOADING��

CHAOS DRIVE…OK RAM…39458 TB C:\…ONLINE, 140 ZB AVAILABLE OPTICAL DRIVES…OK

INITIALIZING… … … …

“Hey, he’s waking up…welcome back, buddy.”

Blearily, Shadow slowly opened his eyes, adjusting the focus and avoiding staring directly at the harsh, white light above him. His vision showed diagnostics at the far corners, and he mentally shooed them away, leaving a clear field of sight. I am in a hospital, he concluded, lifting his head up just enough to see the gown over his body. There was a pulse monitor clasped over his finger, as well as various wires attached down by his legs. As he went to turn his head to the voice that drew his attention, he was caught short by a tugging at the back of his neck.

“They’ve got you all hooked up here, don’t they?”

Shadow reached behind him to feel the wide ribbon cable attached to the back of his neck, fingers drifting over the plastic. A shiver ran down his spine. Was there any memory loss? he thought. Most of my neurological functions are organic, but if the backup happened to be destroyed--

“Hey.”

He whipped around, tugging the cable further. With green eyes and a bright smile, Sonic patted his shoulder. “Everything cool, bud?” he asked.

Shadow only stared at him--at his bony face and shoulders, the spiked, messy blue hair in desperate need of a cut, the color on his face from both being born an islander and living life in the sun. Last time I saw you…

(”Shadow! Now!” Sonic’s body was surrounded by a golden glow, the Chaos Emeralds surrounding him and funneling him full of energy. “Let’s blast this lizard outta here!”

Shadow nodded as the heat of Chaos energy coursed through his body, a white silver gleam surrounding him as well. But diagnostics flared in his vision, clouding with red--

“WARNING: SYSTEM OVERLOAD.”

He grit his teeth and crossed his arm to the heavens with Sonic. Just a little longer, a little longer--

WARNING. WARNING. WARNING.

“Ready?!” Sonic shouted, green eyes turned red in his transformation, full of determination. “Chaos--

“Control!” they finished together.

WARNING. WARNING. WARNING.

In a flash of light, they were warped back into space, the Earth a blue ball below them, but even as Shadow could feel it, he could not see it.

“Yeah, we did it! …Shadow? Shadow!”

ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. SYSTEM OVERLOAD. ERROR. ERROR.

“SHADOW!”

COMMENCING EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN…)

He brought himself back to the present to stare down Sonic. “What happened?” he demanded. “I should be dead, who brought me back down? How did everyone get back down?”

“Whoa, take it easy dude, you just woke up,” Sonic laughed. “I mean, I know you’re all super-android-half-robot dude, but you can relax for once.”

“I will not relax until I have answers,” Shadow said through grit teeth.

Sonic shook his head and rubbed a finger under his nose. “Sheesh!” he sighed. “Well, all right. I grabbed you before you could get too far, and ol’ Eggy made sure all of us touched ground.”

“Dr. Eggman,” Shadow huffed. “How…generous of him.”

“He was gonna take you to his place, but he was five against one, so we followed Rouge over to this government hospital.” Sonic reached inside his sweatshirt and brought out a shiny, gold metal on a ribbon. “Got to shake hands with the prez, and he even gave both of us these things.”

“Is Rouge still here?” Shadow asked, vision flicking back toward the door. “Where are the others?” He always seemed to be surrounded by friends…in fact, it is odd to see him alone.

“She’s uh…getting debriefed? Or somethin’.” Sonic waved his hand. “Said she’d be by after--”

A pop of pink peered out from the side of the door. Ah. I thought I sensed someone there. “Hello?” said a high pitched voice. As her fingers grasped the trim, she revealed herself in full--red dress and boots, with a pink bob and freckled face. “Sonic! Shadow!”

“Ames,” Sonic greeted. He saluted her, but she responded by rushing over and hugging him around the shoulders instead. “Oof, easy--!”

She did not loosen her grip as she turned to Shadow. “Oh, thank goodness you’re all right!” she said. “I mean, I knew nothing bad could’ve happened, but still…!”

Shadow found himself chuckling, quietly to himself. Amy Rose, he mused as her eyes shined with tears of relief. What an enthusiastic, energetic girl. And how earnest as well…

(As he looked out upon the vastness of space, as he had done so many times before, Amy tugged his arm. “Shadow, if we don’t do something, this ship is going to crash!” she insisted. “Won’t you help them?”

Shadow’s head bowed, his voice deep and disengaged. “I hardly see the point,” he muttered. “It’s too late, anyway. Leave me be…”

She scoffed, and spun him to face her. “What about everyone down on Earth? It’s not just you! It’s not even just us!” Her lip trembled in passion, and she shook him gently. “All those people…you don’t care about them?”

He blinked at her, and in the back of his memory, he heard a similar voice say the same thing…)

Shadow nodded to her. “To be honest, I am not sure of the extent of any damage. My diagnostics seemed to run fine, but otherwise…”

He trailed off at the gently confused looks on their faces. They do not have to worry about such things. Still, he muttered to himself as he laid his head back down on the bed. “I thought for sure my Chaos drive would be destroyed…”

“Does that have to do with the Emeralds?” Sonic asked.

“Yes. I assume it helps me siphon their energy.” When we had gathered the Emeralds on the ARK, I did not imagine such a…such a ritual, such a transformation. I was used to the power of one, that helped me warp, but all seven?

I did not even imagine…

“Being Super is pretty cool, isn’t it?” Sonic said with a grin, finally pushing Amy away from him as he leaned forward in his seat. “It’s a huge rush, even if it doesn’t happen all the time. Usually those now-or-never sorta deals.”

“Super…” Shadow slowly raised his arms and hands into his view, palms facing toward him. Gold bands wrapped around his wrists, flush with his skin. That transformation was something…otherworldly. I may be a miracle of science, modern or otherwise, but that was…that was…

“It was amazing…!” Amy exclaimed in awe. “I wish I could turn Super like that, and fly around in space.”

“Only…a select few can preform such a feat?” Shadow asked.

“Yeah, I guess so,” Sonic replied. “I’ve done it a few times, so I’m your go-to guy, but I wanna say Knux has done it once? Or twice? Something like that…”

“What?!” A burly, dark-skinned man with red dreadlocks suddenly burst in the entryway. Sonic and Amy jumped, and while his entrance also gave Shadow a jolt, he chose not to show it. “What are you saying about me?”

“Only good things, pal,” Sonic replied with a wink. “Dude, I thought you took Tails home.”

“I did,” he said, crossing his arms over his chest. “I’m here to come get you.”

“Yeah, he was waiting outside when I got here,” Amy added.

“Really? Dude, I told you, I wanted to see if Shad was gonna make it,” Sonic said, then grinned wildly. “Or are you here to see your new girlfriend?”

Knuckles’ face contorted immensely, tilting his head back. “Sh-she’s not!”

“Dude, I can’t believe you’re dumping me for her. It’s the voice, isn’t it?”

“That’s not even how it is!”

Sonic and Amy crowed with laughter, but the excess noise made Shadow grimace. My head… He rubbed his forehead. I will need further checks to make sure everything is running smoothly. Although, I do not know who will be able to properly see to my maintenance. I suspect being in a government facility like this is as good as any, but if there was one thing that the doctor had going for him, it was a well stocked laboratory. Even if it was more geared toward machines…

He glanced back toward the other three, now chattering among themselves, even as Knuckles was still flush in the face. Still…it does not explain the “Super” transformation in its entirety. Sonic is not an ordinary person, despite his claims to be just “a guy who loves adventure”. Shadow gazed at Sonic in particular. He is as fast as the wind, as free as it, and lives with such a carefree air. Even when faced with doom and danger, he treats it like another challenge, just another day.

You possess something I do not have…or if I do have it, it is only a shadow of the power, the radiance you possess.

Me, I hardly know anything about myself, after all that has happened. With my backup drive purged and wiped by Doctor Eggman, who is to say…what is true, or what is real in my own mind.

I am not “merely” human, but at times like these, I certainly feel like it.

He found Sonic staring directly at him, and he shook his head. “My apologies,” he mumbled, feeling heat in his own face.

“Nah, no worries,” Sonic replied. “Got a lot on your mind, huh? A lot’s happened lately.”

“It certainly has.” Shadow tried to sit up, but was caught once again by the ribbon cable at the back of his neck. He grunted and tried to follow the cable back. “Would you see what this cable is connected to? Please…”

Sonic jumped up and rushed around the hospital bed. “Uh, looks like it’s connected to another thingy, down into this computer down here.” 

Maybe I should have waited for a nurse, or even Rouge to come down. Shadow grimaced. “What is on it?” 

“Uhhh…”

Amy wandered back behind Sonic at his unconvincing response. “Let me see,” she said. After a pause, uncertainty bled into her reply. “It looks like some kind of…system screen? There are a lot of garbled characters on here…”

“Hmph,” Shadow grunted. “If they thought they could run their own diagnostics on an average computer, they were mistaken…” He crossed his arms over the thin, scratchy hospital blanket. “Fine, do not fuss with it. I shall have to wait until someone else more qualified can eject it.”

“You know, I haven’t seen one of those cables in a long time. They’re really old,” Amy commented as she walked back around. “It’s connected to a USB adapter to the computer.”

“I was…er, created over fifty years ago. Technology was different then,” he replied.

“Still, I’ve never met a dude who had a plug-in in the back of his head,” Sonic chuckled. “Maybe Metal did, though…”

“Metal was a full robot,” Knuckles grunted in reply.

“Still,” Sonic dismissed with a wave of his hand. “You’re pretty neat, Shad, you know that?”

Shadow opened his mouth, then shut it again without speaking. “Ah,” he said finally. “That is…one way to put it.” 

The room fell silent except for the whirring of the hospital machines, as if everyone were holding their breath. “Sonic…” Shadow said slowly. “And to you too, Amy, and Knuckles…” He paused for a moment, then took a deep breath. “Thank you.”

Shadow’s heart pounded in his ears, but his shoulders relaxed as Sonic laughed softly, as Amy offered him a sunny smile, and Knuckles nodded to him. These people…

(”You haven’t been down there, have you?” Maria asked, hands plastered to the window of the ARK. “I was just a baby, so I don’t remember much…but I remember the trees, the sky, the air…oh, and the people!”

“People?” Shadow replied.

“Of course! Not just the doctors, but just…everyone.” She sighed wistfully. “Someday, when I get better, I’m going to become a doctor, just like Grandfather, and help everyone down there.” She turned to look up at him, thin fair hair framing her thin face. “Will you come with me?”

As she took his hand in hers, he found himself nodding…)

…they are wonderful. Just as you imagined.

The sound of heels clicked down from the hallway, and Rouge entered without fanfare, clapping her hands together. She was in a modest military uniform, although it was still buttoned down to the chest. “Okay boys, break it up,” she said. She brushed past Knuckles, making a point to make contact, and brisked behind Sonic and Amy to the computer at the head of the bed. “Oops, and girl.”

“Thank you,” Amy said, her nose in the air.

“Oh, what a mess this is,” she sighed to herself as she squatted down at the computer. “I knew this was a silly idea…”

Keys clicked behind Shadow, and after a moment, Rouge stood back up and yanked the ribbon cable out of the back of his head. Shadow winced, rubbing the port and sat up “Hmph, be careful…”

“Sorry, grump,” Rouge said, removing the pulse monitor from his finger. “We’ve gotta go. I’ve got your clothes upstairs, and we’ve got a meeting with the President and head commander of GUN.”

“So you’re just gonna yank him outta bed like that?” Sonic said. “Jeez, we didn’t even know he was gonna make it out in one piece!”

“Oh, he’s fine, see?” Rouge pinched his cheek with her long, carefully manicured nails, much to Shadow’s dismay. “Mr. Ultimate here wouldn’t let a silly thing like that get his way, would he?”

“Rouge,” Shadow sighed.

“Still as pouty as ever,” she said with a giggle. “Anyway, after all the trouble you’ve caused, you’ve got to make your case that you’re not going to go rogue on us, or else they’ll lock you up.”

“I suppose.” Or experiment on me. But, they may do that anyway, now, won’t they? The military always wanted their hand in my creation, and now…they may finally get it. Shadow clenched his fists at his side. I have a purpose, now. I will not merely be…used any longer. “If that is what needs to be done, than I shall attend to it.”

“Cool!” Sonic slapped his knees and paced around, fluttering from Amy’s side to Knuckles’. “Good to have you with us, Shad! Come visit me ‘n Tails over in the Mystic Ruins sometime, you hear?” He skipped around behind Knuckles and out into the doorway. “Big workshop, can’t miss it! Okay, are we going, guys? C’mon, let’s roll!”

Sonic disappeared in a flash, and Knuckles rolled his eyes. “Better catch up,” he said. He made eye contact with Rouge, although he could not hold it for long. “Later?”

“Later, handsome,” Rouge replied with a wink, then blew him a kiss. Knuckles scrunched his face, then turned and exited.

“Sonic? Hey, wait up!” Amy vacated just as quickly, darting past Knuckles and dashing down the hall to try and catch up with the blur of blue down the hall.

Shadow, in the meantime, swung his feet around the hospital gurney and stood up, rolling his shoulders back. With the company gone, Rouge surveyed him more carefully. “Everything okay?” she asked quietly.

He focused on breathing evenly. “Yes,” he said. “Or, it will be.”

[trustafarian-theserialfiction]

“trustafarian” part 15: guess who’s back March 27, 2016 4:16pm

The next few days he listened carefully before leaving his room, wishing for the first time in a while that he could just leave from the second floor.  He made music throughout the day whenever something inspired him to sample it, but everything he made sounded over-worked off of way too little, to his ear.  He was starting to think about collapsing everything he’d made since the weird living room thing, into one cacophonous track and throw some 808s on top.  It’d be a kind of mean fuck-you to Bruce and everyone in general, but Bruce would probably thank him all the same and then he’d feel bad. 

Finally hungry and wanting to see if the bakery haul box was still turning out prizes (it had a lot of variety to unearth, in fact.  Many delectable almondy and eggy things had delighted him by surprised each time he’d opened it.  All slightly smashed together and getting staler, of course) he crept up in the late afternoon sunbeams cutting through the window into his cavernous pit of solitude.  The beams were really warm, he felt the difference on his face instantly when he stepped through them for the first time that day on his way up the ladder.

The box was missing from the kitchen, and he mourned its parting, faintly.  His coat was on the second floor, and he decided to take himself coatward and from there, maybe to a can of tuna and some mayo from the dollar store.  There was bread in the cupboard, Jean-Paul had made bread when he and Andre baked their big, dented, aluminum steam-pan of mixed-fruit crumble. The pan was still in the drying rack from whenever it had been washed in the recent days.  While he walked e wondered if they’d met up with anyone besides Andreah, maybe they’d had a standing tea-party with a bunch of people they knew and whoever else joined in, somewhere he hadn’t been to. Which could be just about anywhere in town.  They’d said “the ravine,” but he had no idea what that meant.  Andreah had told him she’d been visiting someone named Whichwould Barns and was in the area of the serve.  He didn’t know what to take away from that.  It sort of seemed like something she’d said because Andre was hovering around behind her, listening from the kitchen or somewhere.

When he came back from his mini-quest Bruce was sucking mist out of the big clear bag, through a black nozzle, sitting cross-legged on the foam at the distant end of the half-pipe, one foot dangling level with the roof of the metal shack. Dan noticed for the first time, his vape tower was a characteristically-robust shape that he recognized, a volcano.  Dan wondered again about where money was coming from, or had come from.  He’d seen volcanos in people’s apartments, at parties, but never in use.  No one at the parties he went to had demonstrated the patience to sit around a vaporizer, or the patience for weed.  He’d heard the ‘pothead/dealer roommate’ brushoff a few times, when someone had queried the presence of the appliance. Usually the tone was, yeah-yeah-I-moved-in-with-my-stoner-friend-I’m-stuck-in-highschool-cut-another-line-who-cares.

“Nice vape,” he said casually, entering the kitchen, can of minestrone (not tuna or mayo) hanging low in the lining of his coat.  He set the can on the counter by the sink and turned on the stove before starting to look for a can opener or saucepan.  After half a minute he turned off the burner, still going through drawers.

“Mt. Fuji,” Bruce told him.  Right. “Can opener is on top of the silver minifridge.”

Dan felt like not saying anything but felt unfriendly and instead told Bruce thanks.

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Bruce sat on his foam getting baked while Dan cooked and ate, and they regaled each other briefly with reviews of the Portuguese bakery haul. Bruce asked if he wanted to get baked, but he declined.  It reminded him of when he’d been high a few weeks back, feeling that Magic The Gathering circle feeling, though, and he wanted to do something that felt like communion since it seemed like that was what Bruce was offering. He realized he could finally get Bruce to listen to what he’d made of the Victory Garden music, and Bruce seemed gratifyingly excited once he’d heard it.  He seemed to legitimately think it was interesting listening.  “I love it, dude,” he’d said.  No one had ever praised him so succinctly or highly before, for anything.  He sort of doubted Bruce’s taste, despite being relieved to’ve satisfied it.  Bruce told him that recently Toi had made some stuff too and they “should do a long distance collab maybe, at some point.”  He said he played co-op xbox with Toi “all the time, duh! That’s like, where I always am all day, in the TV shrine,” which was in the greenhouse, on the roof, because of course it was.  He thought about nesting dolls again, that image from back at the start of the month when he’d been sick, reoccurring to him.  There was an old Alice who borrowed an xbox to put in a shrine, to hide in the greenhouse, on top of the Maison, in the junction, etc.  Dan was surprised to learn that Bruce hung out up there with Alice a lot, and the roof had been a good place to hide stuff from the oogles when they were on the way out, so that was where things like the 360 had gone, with its TV: next to her TV.  And they just hadn’t moved it back down because it hadn’t been an issue all winter.  Because of how warm and dry it had been it had appealed more to Bruce to leave it there “next to all the plants.” 

Dan put Bruce off dragging him up to the roof to see if Alice was in (and play some party game he’d never heard of that Bruce said was like being on PCP), by explaining honestly that he was scared of the ladder like the oogles had been. This was when Bruce let him in on a secret, and showed him; in the ceiling in the alcove inside Bruce’s bedroom’s door there was a small slide door into the insulation-filled space between the roof and the garden, and the Maisonites had cleared a space and made a hole through to the roof. Alice’s greenhouse-house itself sat within this indentation in the roof, surrounded by insulation.  There was a cupboard door in the corner of it that abutted the opening above Bruce’s door.  Bruce explained that they’d roofed it last with big corrugated awnings that collected runoff in rain barrels for the plants and Alice to filter directly for herself if she wanted. This was after they’d spent part of a summer day (a week) tarping and caulking it all off, and it had worked, because there’d never been any leaks.  He seemed particularly proud of this project and Dan congratulated him on the lack of leaks, because it seemed appropriate to.  He was kind of interested in seeing the greenhouse, after all that.  It was never, ever on his mind because, while it was large enough to keep yet-another roommate in, and sturdy enough that it kept both her and the plants warm, the structure was, as he’d now been told, more sunken in to the roof behind the lip of the street-side façade than he might have anticipated if he had had the rooftop garden on his mind. But Bruce told him the view was amazing and the plants were “life giving” and that Alice was a real hoot to drink fourlokos with all night and watch the sun up with, over a cigarette break on a lawnchair at the crown of Rokkoku. Bruce made Alice sound like Dan might have made Bruce sound, if he’d been trying to tell someone about Bruce.  He supposed someday he would be trying to tell someone about Bruce, and suspected they’d never really believe he wasn’t exaggerating just a bit.  Dan tried to picture it, the rooftop session with their secret gardener, in her secret garden, where she liked to play videogames all night with Bruce, and thought maybe it’d be tempting in the summer, when it was warmer.  He didn’t really want to go through the crawlspace hidden-door entrance, it seemed like a lot of scrambling just to get up to it.  Safer than the fire escape, but not worth it just for an awkward hello and look-round.  Bruce seemed slightly put out but accepted being declined cheerfully enough that Dan didn’t feel bad, and went back to his own part of the house to decompress.  He’d been half-afraid Mouse was home and would appear any second while Bruce was showing him this new wormhole.

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The next day, he found himself feeling stupid and belatedly antisocial for being worried he’d see Mouse in the house, the previous day. He decided to go back to acting like he had before the outburst.  It probably hadn’t had anything to do with Mouse secretly wanting an excuse to yell at him, at all.  In fact it was probably more like Mouse had wanted to yell at Andre for talking down to him through Bruce, but couldn’t.  That had been what it looked like, now that he’d finally turned it over in his head enough times like a snowglobe of a squabble.

He went and hung out in the kitchen for a while, eating a sandwich he made with some of the cupboard bread, which was nearly gone, and some colourful looking tapas-y stuff he found in containers in the fridge, unlabelled.  He assumed they’d been binned near a deli or something.  It was weird on the bread, but it was food and he was hungry.  He kind of wanted Bruce to cook something so he could eat a heartier meal for the day; it was a stormy day and he wanted to stay inside, not go out for more soup.  The weather had turned on a dime from yesterday, like some kind of omen or chastisement for his lack of adventurousness about the roof, or maybe about Brucey-sitting solo, intensively.  He thought about how much work it had seemed like, just to dive one cartload of stuff with him on Bloor the week before.  High energy, high maintenance, low demands, clicked.  He hadn’t really thought of it before but Bruce needed endless attention.  And he knew how to get it, like it was his job, because it was.  He even knew how to get people to want to give it to him: by being Bruce.  Dan couldn’t even resent him for it.  He liked Bruce, too.  Bruce was lovable, like it was his job.  Dan couldn’t remember how many siblings he’d said he had.  A bunch.  But he was good people.  He gave maybe more than he got, at least, that was Dan’s experience of him, for sure.  And Toichiro seemed to think keeping Bruce happy was worthwhile, otherwise the Maison probably wouldn’t have existed at all.  They were all really lucky, how it all fit together for them, as a group.  Everyone living at the Maison seemed to be in a pretty good place, in the big life-is-a-ratrace-love-is-a-battlefield sense.

Wanting to do something that felt like it’d cancel out his hovering impression of being ungrateful, he went and knocked on Bruce’s door, dat-dat-dat-datdat.  “One minute,” came the muffled reply. Dan worried for a second that that was the muffled reply of someone who was otherwise engaged in eating out a potential suicide girl model they both knew.  The worry went away because a second later Bruce was at the door with an inane open-mouthed expression of extreme herbal insobriety. He didn’t look or smell like he’d been eating out anyone, unless there was a weed version of the jolly green giant.

“You uh,” he wasn’t sure where he wanted to go with this, “you wanna teach me how to make mashed potatoes?” Sure, that worked.  “Rainy day potato-thon?” he tried in Bruce-talk.

Bruce was overjoyed to teach him how to make mashed potatoes, it turned out.  While they peeled side by side at the sink, Bruce told him about his podcast community’s 420 thru May The Fourth “long holiday.” He didn’t want Dan to stress it, he said, but there was a lot of events and parties and dates to meet up on and there would be people staying with them from out of town—in fact Bruce had it on good authority that if Dan didn’t mind loaning out the second floor room, he could use the couch at Jean-Paul’s for the duration of the long holiday.  He seemed to be deep in preplanning considerations and Dan didn’t want to be a hitch, so he said the room thing was no problem.  It even seemed like it could be nice to sleep somewhere less...moody, for a change.  Bruce showed him a dicing technique so the potatoes didn’t roll around everywhere while he was cutting them up so they’d boil faster (of course. Why hadn’t he remembered anything he’d ever learned about cooking? He had no idea; it wasn’t super complicated, even if he hadn’t done it in over ten years).

While the potatoes boiled away in their huge deep stockpot, Bruce told him highlight stories about past long holidays and it seemed like it was quite the tradition. It even sounded like it could be fun, for Dan. “And it’s like, it’s gonna be a real festival sort of a scene, we have a big presence at the May Day rally every year.  It’s like, the fair in Charlotte’s Web? If you saw that in third grade?”  He seemed to actually expect an answer, it had been a while since the flow of chatter had paused for outside input and Dan had kind of liked not having to do anything but listen.

“We read it,” they hadn’t watched a movie of it.  “Was that one of the ones like Babe?”

Bruce laughed, “that was a remake--and it was recent!  More recent than me or you being in grade-school anyway.  My teachers were like, acoustic guitar hippies; its a really commune-away-from-the-city part of Manitoba, we didn’t get a lot of glossy new-release stuff on snowed out recesses.”  Dan smiled—well, that makes sense.

Once the knife Bruce told him to stick in the potatoes felt like it was going through nothing when he stuck it in a potato, they drained the water and Bruce dumped in a bunch of white and black pepper, salt, and garlic powder.  Like an unreasonable-seeming amount of garlic powder.  Then he hummed and hawed over the best sub for cream and butter available in the kitchen right then, debating about the last dollops of plain yoghurt from a recent find, before deciding the only good option was the remaining half of a small bottle of truffle oil, which he held aloft like it was the holy grail before explaining that it had been a Kensington bin-night find.  After exclaiming over the rightness of the oil choice once they’d tried their sample spoons for the spice balance check, he asked Dan if he was interested in coming down to the market with him Tuesday night and, intrigued for the first time by the possibility—in light of how the potatoes with the truffle oil had turned out—he said sure.  Apparently there were true treasures in the trash after all.  He hadn’t eaten something that hit him so hard with how good it tasted since the yam soup Bruce had made ages ago.  And besides, the café was in Kensington. He could thank Andreah for the blanket, since he’d be down there anyway; that seemed like her kind of style, so he figured it would be the right style to go with.   

Bruce said they should watch cartoons in his room with their big bowls of potato and Dan went along, glad to be of use as company.  Not really watching what Bruce put on, Dan noticed the shelf of pipes and things, and saw what he guessed must be Bad Cauldron in the middle, based off Andreah’s description of it and her own, matching bubbler.  He wondered what she’d think of his music for Thuh Dope Show, whenever it ended up on it.  It seemed like Bruce’s daily release schedule as of a few years ago had imploded about the time Toichiro left, or had been gone for however long it took Bruce to run down without a sitter.  He put out an episode a week now on the fanpage for it, if that.  Andre seemed to fill in the feed gaps with news posts and event promos that were apparently on-topic, like maybe they were old guests or big name community members, he didn’t know. She seemed to keep the ballbusting about which demos were do or die, down to what he guessed was her idea of a bare minimum.  Probably so people don’t unsubscribe, he figured. It was actually kind of tragic to look at the dates on the site and track it all.  Although, Bruce looked happy enough right then, shovelling surprisingly-heavenly mashed starch into his gullet in between massive bong rips and yattering about the show.  It was some 80’s toy ad fantasy thing with super-Scooby-Doo-stonerific background paintings.  It was obvious why Bruce liked it, but the stilted animation drove Dan nuts and the audio was terrible in a way he found unfunny.  Bruce seemed to love it, though, this terrible old show for kids.  Dan felt a fond feeling press up against his insides, swelling up from somewhere in the middle of them.  It was kind of uncomfortable and he felt like it showed, somehow, that he seemed to be getting some kind of friendship boner over the big baby.  He coughed to try to puncture the bubbled-up feeling, then gave up and ate.

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That night, noodling around on his laptop with the theme from the show they’d been watching, trying it out with different layers of shittier material from his fail-tracks over the week, he got a facebook ping.  Jean-Paul had sent him a link to an event his ex was listed on.  An event in Toronto, in April.  In a few days, even.  Dan wasn’t happy with the discovery, although he messaged a thanks, for the looking out.   The event was on 4/4 because of course it was.  What better time to drop a nu disco-dreampop single.  He suspected that she knew where he was, somehow, in the sense that she knew he was in Toronto.  Maybe one of his sisters had ratted on him after running into her somewhere, that was possible.  There weren’t many options.  Of course, he reminded himself, Toronto was also a place people just came to, to have release parties, because it made whatever was being released seem more official or hype or buzzworthy or something.  A career-move, it seemed.  Maybe she was getting better advice than they’d been able to give one another, finally.  The thought “good for her” did not cross his mind.  He felt pretty angry and territorial about the idea of her in Toronto, actually.

Feeling kind of seethed-up, he was at loose ends suddenly.  His mind drew a blank of what he’d been about to do with the track he was warping around.  Staring at the chat, he felt like saying something, having another one of those reassuring conversations like they’d had in January, about how she was a bitch.  He thought about saying, too bad you left Vic when you did—meaning if he hadn’t maybe Dan wouldn’t have ended up in that relationship, but then he wasn’t sure why that made sense. Jean-Paul didn’t like his ex, never had.  And she very specifically hadn’t swooped in until after Jean-Paul was gone, although she’d been paying attention well before that, Dan later found out.  She had gone to see Quothnevermore once too, with her own crowd of mainly-older scenester friends, because it was a guy from school and she wanted to judge him. Whatever she’d thought of the band she had never told Dan, she didn’t have much to say about Jean-Paul in general other than a kind of begrudging inability to truly tear his image apart like she subtly seemed to want to.  He hadn’t remembered seeing her at any of the shows he’d been at, at the time, but he hadn’t really looked at anyone closely in those days, he’d just focused on the music.  After disbanding the group to focus on MTG, Jean-Paul hadn’t seemed so cool to her, she’d said, and the way she’d said it made it sound like he had died.  But MTG was when Dan and he had become friends at school, and Dan still suspected that it was residual social credit from being friends with Jean-Paul, that had attracted his ex in the first place.  And maybe that was why he’d always kind of prided himself on how Jean-Paul had never been her friend on facebook, and had stayed Dan’s friend this whole time.  It felt petty but he didn’t really care, now.  You were allowed to be petty about your exes.  That was just something everyone knew, and something everyone also did.

Jean-Paul must have known the news would rile him up and he was a little hurt, in a way, that he hadn’t been protected by his friend softening the blow somehow, but that seemed kind of whiny.  It occurred to him from the wording in Jean-Paul’s initial message, that Jean-Paul wasn’t just warning him in passing, but was actually also angry that she was going to be in town.  It made him think of a mostly-blackout-wiped thing Jean-Paul had said back in January, right around the time Dan had apparently started ranting about his hemorrhoids.  Jean-Paul had said something about Wishelle wanting to feel like she took something from Jean-Paul, because she had wanted to be friends with him in highschool but he had ignored her, because he was looking more for hookups than friends—knowing he’d move again in less than three years—and because he just didn't like her.  Dan smiled at the memory of Jean-Paul primly saying “I just didn’t like her.”

The single she was releasing was called "witsh bitsh" and she wasn’t headlining, even, she was opening some other grimes-ripoff’s set at some venue he didn’t know.  Dan messaged Jean-Paul and said, “love her release title, truth in advertising.  So who’s the main act, I don’t know the name.”  Mean but causal.  Appropriate, it felt like.

Jean-Paul messaged back immediately and suggested “we should squad up and go to her show and stand there staring at her.  The other one I know third-hand, not interested.  But I could be wrong, it could be she’s a genuine, spooky, spirit-medium, avantguard savant. Could be she’s the next Kate Bush.  We should definitely go.”  Dan hadn’t been expecting that response at all, and didn't really want to see his ex at all but, he was tempted by the word squad.  How many people were in a squad?  Who all would be agreeable to going to a bar to stand around trying to make his ex uncomfortable?  8-11 , the event said. It was the convenience chain logo with the 7 swapped.  On Spadina. Somewhere really close to where he’d met Jean-Paul in January. Small city after all. Was there going to be cover?  

“The others would never go if we have to pay to be there,” he messaged back.  He had no idea why they’d go anyway, but it was a practical hitch that avoided the issue of whether he wanted to squad up at all. He couldn’t make up his mind, finding the idea appealing for some reason but also concerned he'd end up in another bad article. “Besides that slackjaw guy might be there, then he’d have all the ammo he could ask for.”  He sent another message that said “making himself look good ammo” to clarify and because the salt compelled him to be saltier.

“Slackjaw is fucking irrelevant,” Jean-Paul replied, and Dan saw it and blinked.  Slackjaw was pretty big, actually, even he knew that, and they covered everything, including music that often blew up off their article when it wouldn’t have otherwise.  People ended up showcasing on SNL and Letterman off a good mention from a Slackjawer. A bad mention on Slackjaw was kind of an even bigger deal; they kept doing exposés about the patriarch of Ford Nation that Dan saw photocopied printouts of, wheatpasted on newspaper boxes around the neighbourhood. More negative press wasn’t really on his bucketlist. Let alone, negative press about stalking his ex who he had been so, so terrible to, apparently.  So terrible the whole world had deserved to know.  According to the guy who wrote for Slackjaw anyway.  Why Jean-Paul didn’t do the math on that part of it the same way he did, confused him.  Maybe it was because only this scene, the scene his old Dead Cow Couch bobbleheads were--or had been--part of, mattered to him.  Maybe it was part of his cultivated angle of social immunity, that nothing else was real to him; and, it would mean that the double edged sword was, what was real had killed him to lose it. Which all fit, so Dan took it in as his working understanding of Jean-Paul’s side of the situation.  Maybe he was projecting some kind of band-breakup grief onto this breakup...technically also a music group split. So ordinarily, beef occurring outside The One Scene That Was Real, even directed into it at them (the way this out-of-town invasion seemed like it could be), would be a total nonissue.  But this seemed like an issue for Jean-Paul.

“I find it kind of relevant, given,” everything. Given everything.

There was a pause before Jean-Paul said “I’m going either way.”  He seemed to be taking it too seriously, frankly.  Dan wanted to tell him to leave it but realized that Jean-Paul might go anyway and he wouldn’t know what exactly happened and it would somehow end up on his plate all the same.

“You know the organizer right?  Like you know someone involved.”

“Someone I know knows someone involved.  Why? ...I can’t get it cancelled.”

“I’ll go.  But I want to have the all-clear. In writing from someone. Like, if you get a hall-pass for me.”  He hoped Jean-Paul wouldn’t just say tough luck and go make a mess on his own, anyway.  He suddenly got the sense that Jean-Paul had been drinking before going on chat. He wondered if Jean-Paul was at chimneyfish right now, on his phone at the bar maybe.   The bar he never took dates to.  Just friends. He saw the appeal in having one meaningful reputation and it being shuttered from outsiders.  Wasn’t that what being in a couple was for?  Hadn’t that been part of his job as a boyfriend, to make that closed circle so small nothing could stop either of you?  But apparently breaking the circle had meant shitting directly on that element of it.  He kind of wanted to go, underneath not wanting to be in the same city that day.

“I can probably do that.”

Dan assumed he was clear to bail on the conversation and closed the browser entirely, opening audacity and glaring at it.  He felt a phantom of the opera moment coming on and tried to focus instead on what he’d been brainstorming over the month with Bruce.  Getting wrapped up in his feelings was probably inevitable, but at least it could be something that didn’t outwardly smack of personal grievances.  He could do a themed set, for the trash-quality livestreams Bruce’d be doing by bluetooth headset calling-in to his hub page’s autopost service from his weird dumbphone.  All he’d have to do was make sure Bruce had a portable speaker, and hand over his ipod and aux cable.  Or ask if Bruce had something to put the files on.

He spent the rest of the time he was awake—through the evening and most of the night—looking up old start-of-summer event episodes of Bruce’s show and finding old fan tweets of the hashtags he shouted-out, and from there looking up whatever videos he could find of the events themselves to get an idea of what people wanted, or at least, were expecting.  It seemed like it wasn’t all kumbahyas and cola bottles, which was something.  In fact, it seemed kind of like there were juggalos in the mix, which was perfect. Opened up the whole rap angle he’d never gotten to bring into his work with his ex.  He’d decided he wanted to make something Bruce’s audience would really vibe with, that his ex couldn’t possibly.  That was how people churned milk into butter or spun straw into gold or whatever, right?  Using it as motivation?  He’d never felt very motivated before and it was almost freaking him out.  Turned out he was really productive, when he put his ire to it.

When he shut his laptop just before it seemed like the sun might come up any second, he felt a lot like he had after running several miles in gym class in high-school, when he’d been in good enough shape that running several miles made him feel great instead of painfully winding him like he had every reason to assume it would now.  The major difference between his present feeling and that feeling was his eyes drifting shut anyway.  Just as he was drifting off after a gently shameless fleece-appreciation wiggle, he wondered if Jean-Paul had set him up on purpose by facebooking him.

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"The Passion of Saint Tibulus" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 3 | Dead Parrot

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"The Passion of Saint Tibulus" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 3 | Dead Parrot

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are observing what pink John is for the Jackman just a little rough of listening to spouse sure he will get a sort of waxy buildup in his ears and then we have got to syringe them it can be now not very exceptional it is exceptional although in a way given that you already know we’re not ever short of candles well that was once in his head final week and there’s a few extra over there however we now have virtually adequate for a papal funeral he is a variety of one man candle manufacturing facility aunt your father Jack huh be sincere he can hear well adequate when he wishes to observe this father Jack would you love a tumbler of brandy sure oh you see he is a horrible man ok brandy all correct all correct all right now say when huh say when huh tell me really wanted to discontinue pouring oh all right that’s it you sure gone anymore good day craggy Island parochial apartment father Ted real speakme ha ha ha good day bishop Brendan how are you yes no all right just right yes all proper of course sure goodbye bye so that’s the boss he’s coming over he needs to talk to us about whatever come on we better conclude this it’s have got to be the longest game of Clue I’ve ever performed how long we haven’t be aware of 5 hours Ted should no longer be some playing cards in here or some thing alternatively I haven’t any words to assert how thankful i’m do that is somewhat ungrateful – do not you worry father Hernandez dangled a gallows nevertheless I do have some presents from the folks of my village please don’t chuckle of this simple example of Cuban handicraft it’s a video recorder see no no guys yes i am sorry exam it is an awfully common mannequin it is just a three week pre-file facility do not fear about that it can be nice thanks very much father nandus it’s unusual feather cuenta a step 10 for you Ted then go i have something incorrect muy it can be very specified you really wouldn’t have you quite do not need symbol opal it is a Cuban fertility image i hope it brings you as a lot good fortune as it introduced me yes all right muttering oh yeah well I instead come on now drew appear the bishop might be right here any minute all correct now you don’t forget what I advised you huh it is quite simple a new nation to say what we have been speakme about final night all right Jeff what were we speaking about last night hiya you know the rumors in regards to the bishops little mistake all proper yeah what mistake used to be that no Ted his son his son in the united states oh sure he’s a son in america yes what’s peculiar it is a race race huh that is information to me Ted we have been speakme about it last night time Deauville to Father Hernandez who all proper the Cuban lad yeah he gave us a video yes in the event you recollect proper okay simply omit all about it simply overlook about it just don’t point out the son have you ever acquired that i’ve Ted the lights are on but there may be no person house father Brendan is here hells bells proper showman juga now take into account no longer a word about the sun whats up bishop how are you come on take a seat down sit down down there your dress beside her father to get mrs.Doyle some tea please how’s the son the son of God how is the son of God how’s the whole thing in the world faith the sector of religion what the hell are you speaking about Crilley well you know Oh mrs. Darling signal that tea right here i am I stated mister and i am quality thank you mrs. Doyle will you now not have a cup of tea visibly no no i am not going to stay I wish to get correct to the point and get the hell out of right here sure you will not have a clog i am exact thanks oh one have a name no thanks oh no but every body else is having a cop would you no longer have one yourself I shouldn’t have the time you disregarded you’ll be Bishop piggy within the core i’m first-class quality you definite you is not going to have a cop just a drop no Bishop eggy and me just say yes or is it it can be faster think me all correct then yes Mon Tiger lads good i hope you’re no longer doing torture injury right here huh Jack are you behaving your self thank you did you see your grace what brings you to those materials pondering of sending us back to our parishes a reality chance you are right here except I inform you in any other case you think either jack back into a ordinary parish after the wedding he did in earth long huh absolutely i’m no no no no you have been here unless all of that money is accounted for I didn’t know what after that money I sufficient you went to Las Vegas as soon as that poor baby used to be purported to be in Lourdes and as for this cabbage the mere concept of letting him back into the real world after the Black Rock incident sure that wasn’t the amount of people’s lives a rep to be broken there have been handiest nuns nuns are humans too my god the strings I needed to pull the discontinue the Vatican getting concerned I don’t want to talk about it I just want to get this sense industry over and carried out with film about what movie this blasphemous movie The passion of st.Tibula s– now His Holiness has banned it however considering of some loophole the bloody thing is showing on this godforsaken dump oh yes that is correct is it any excellent if it is any excellent or no longer all i do know is that we have to be seen to be making a stand towards it i have been introduced again from my holiday in California to type it out and that’s where you went Larry and Moe come in what do you mean well i know that mostly you would not be capable to organize a nun shoot in a nunnery however regardless of that’s up to you to make the church’s role clear make some sort of a protest at the cinema even you must be capable to manage that oh thanks very much listen this is very serious do not make a balls of it correct i’ll be in contact your grace but this this isn’t fairly my subject nothing is your subject Crilley you would not have an subject and that is the type of a play discipline with sand castles and buckets and spades now do what you are told correct by means of now that is foolish there’s no person here for God see females and gents i’m joyful to claim we’ve got a treat in store at present for all you enthusiasts of French cinema is that this subtitles different is it so titled or is it dubbed it’s anything someone stare at the protesting now or what sure I think so or might be we should just stay and notice a bit of little bit of the filling for us good let’s just get it over with how probably it is now not too bad Ted it might be in different commitments it’s not relevant whether or not it can be good or bad Dubin it is the morality we do not agree with correct let’s go dude did your sin good day Michael how are you oh i am grandpa how’s father Jack what we have not seen him in view that we the last shall set up in season on this plan is bit tired so we is not going to be on my own in these days all right however you are making just a few circuit it is an extended story we have the bishop or you understand Len Brennan or at gob sheet it can be going lad considering in movie I any taller down here and kick up a little of a drive all proper yeah but there may be just one dingo yeah you are variety of an simply something to show we’re now not all right Oh laughter sorry Michael oh no no no no situation in any respect although but for those who could maintain it down I mean we ought to believe of other men and women that you could rely on us make it Michael Michael um i don’t suppose you are likely to cook dinner your self that’s only a television no challenge huh do you need to go on now oh hush or no approach could as well keep and see the film first so I throw you out after the villain grand grand battle i’m performed we’re nonetheless k from the bath situation EJ the worry mm oh you washe was once all decibels you’re asking the wrong man or woman there Ted I would make head nor tails i do know for a fact that sane tibula swore more clothes than that he was once from Norway our summer the frozen to dying and do you recollect that bit when sin tipping us he tried to take that banana off the other lad I wasn’t a banana tilden anyway let’s get some sleep hmm supply us a B please Bob mm-hmm Beethoven do C please Bob carnivorous air please Bob God not blockbusters once more Fettuccine 6:00 a.M.Best another eight hour sleep you’re going to wake 10 oh that is superb isn’t it one other fine lie in for the men there is do you want to be horrible Ted would not be terrible if Bishop Brennan got here in and he instructed us to get out of the cinema and began protesting once more this is ridiculous the location doesn’t open for a further 7 hours what about what they Bishop mentioned did not he want us to alter ourselves the railings how we supposed to try this hilarious could have something right you go and get anything i’ll I simply keep here and preserve a close cinema bet they are gonna could want to watch a movie that doesn’t for one other 7 hours Jack what the hell are you as much as why are not you on the movie psycho what what did you say listen the useless you see my bag at any place my journeying bag hmm good if you happen to do see it might you give it back to me let’s go my bloody passport in it and uh the whole lot proper you gonna stand there all day a fat historic bitch on top to be like there’s a tremendous pile of scheisse yeah ignorant prick dude watch that mouth of yours i’ll watch nothing i’ll stick this up your ass oh hello YouTube father how’s tips we’ve not noticeable you in a at the same time we had been simply going to have some tea when you’ve got a drop no thanks mrs.O’Leary no i am pleasant howdy what can we do you for our Father well I was looking for a pair of handcuffs truly pair of handcuffs what you need them for oh nothing a lot stuff for me in Ted you and father Ted yeah we’re just making an attempt something out Oh in reality funny ample I consider we do have a pair i’m Sergeant pawns had left them here when he retired retired from what from the police the police used to be Sergeant hurt on a policeman um he was sure why do you think you’re the uniform oh I suggestion he was once simply having fun anyway younger here’s the handcuffs okay thanks price first-class i know my father dog with this style of factor cautious now yeah with this type of thing Oh father evidently whats up Jim i like Italian I visible your picture within the paper watch right here have a look so it can be a blasphemous turn father what’s my sort of factor is he mad stuff it can be very immoral Jim you wouldn’t like it is it a form of nudie thing you wouldn’t feel the amount and oldest unit you see the Latia father – simply the highest part you see i’m looking this left an imagination whats up good if i’ll be off goodbye Jim their fathers ah hello mr.Sheldon mrs. Lin the passion of seeing time yours what’s that is it a Western or a musical or some thing we normally put in Tuesday’s it gets us out of the hustle we noticed a excellent one a number of weeks in the past The Crying game it used to be superb ok there used to be this nice bit ended you see there used to be this girl and you then find out it’s no longer a girl but a man oh he got his letters let me see it for a second however you get the message I was once it forced it so long when you consider that I’ve seen one like you are Billy’s tall Billy’s is rounder on the high probably something then going in or her head it just goes to exhibit drew woman no one takes a blind person or so what the church says anymore hello reduce father clearly howdy how’s your spouse I hear she hasn’t been well she’s lifeless father and she are simply a few hours of all rather yes at any place that is just the best way it’s what is the feeling like father what is it any good I was reading about it in the paper I informed you you should think about going to a movie in case your spouse is just die right here I would wander it I cannot act about the funeral important points later fathers I have got to say this is amazing this is the most effective Villa with Hudson Joe Rossi Park is breaking all sorts of documents as a result of all this publicity over your protest circle that is way oh my god would you appear who it is oh thank god a little bit of support that is fair 54 turn a nun father I get to a seat correct Dougal I’ve had sufficient of this we’re leaving give me the keys keys what’s this than your gown why am I watching at a globe of the waters well um how am i able to explain to begin with a resume of the final few days now I don’t know if you happen to recollect however I got here in here with the idea of you making a dignified protest about this village recollect that sure sure well you understand simply to exhibit the Church’s opposition to the movie bus and that is the section that I find most interesting you’ve got clearly made this movie probably the most successful film ever shown here is not that pleasant I mean men and women are coming from all over the place the country to see the movie they may be even coming from Gdansk to see the movie i know however it’s not that look there may be you there’s Forrest Gump there is father Jack surely watching the villain now there is a turn-up for the books what correct now I feel the best thing would be for ye three to proceed your careers as clergymen come fill and promoters outside of my jurisdiction huh now Ted I idea that you simply would like to head to america hmm what section do you believe well dumb Las Vegas i am sorry i am sorry Ted i am in South the us definitely there is a lovely little island off the coast of Suriname and they’ve a few tribes there you are going to like this and they have been knocking the shit out of each and every other we have now under no circumstances been competent to find the right man to deliver them together within the spirit of Christian concord but I think that you’re the man good thanks very a lot no have to thank me incidentally have you learnt methods to make arrows well not to fear not to fear it’s going to come to you now go blue over to you isn’t it funny how some of these places within the Philippines can maintain on going without a proper sewerage procedure hmm your honor now Jack where do we ship you huh Jack get up Bishop i would not do that you just shut up Jack get up I got you oh my god in the event you think this location is bad wait until you see your new parish just wait except you see well that is it then I believe I suppose all we can do now could be % Ted i don’t want to go to the Philippines I mean I cannot even spell the Philippines I comprehend it starts offevolved with an F i know i do know honey go somewhere we could persuade the bishop to change his intellect if best we had some thing we could bargain with I do not know what’s that Jack did you get a movie the last factor I want to watch now is a film well that was satisfactory wasn’t it right there Ted and will have to we phone him now or will we watch it once more I think we watch it again you

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"The Passion of Saint Tibulus" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 3 | Dead Parrot

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"The Passion of Saint Tibulus" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 3 | Dead Parrot

Looks like rain Ted come on Duggal it’s your go I need to say father Hernandez it is been extraordinary having you over but I count on you are getting homesick for Cuba via now right here oh sure my nation may be very stunning just right ok what’s that it persevered have a first-rate life right here on craggy i’ll raggy i’ll alternatively we are going to have two excellent friends padre doogal father doogal gotta run of path father Jack yes however I need to say I ignored the noise and the lights the whole buzz of the big city we stated it is that bad you have been in spot Wexford weren’t you I was sure what craggy Island has its charms the west part of the island was stunning unless it drifted off of course nice buddy drifted off sure there used to be just a little of a storm and it just got here unfastened huh now we do not have a west aspect it can be simply north south and east it was once lovely at the same time I used to be there sorry mister have you learnt Ted your housekeeper is an awfully wonderful lady commonly this celibacy is tough for a person you have got to investigate her off of the smooth I think bishop brennan springs to mind I see oh yes yes Bishop Lynn Renan he is our form of boss apparently he was myself and the union was once blessed so they are saying no no he no imply boy or woman son he lives in the us our soul goes to rumor anyway was once it Colonel Mustard within the kitchen the candlestick what Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the candlestick you may have Colonel Mustard you showed him to me prior how could it’s Colonel Mustard a view of Colonel Mustard very well father Hernandez your go see sure good I suppose it used to be a in no way-ending dream the reverend cream Cuchillo and i ended in the drawing-room huh those Protestants as much as no good as natural what’s father Jack looking at what’s that you are observing father Jack very well is that a film you’re looking at huh isn’t that Kiefer Sutherland why is that flat liner as you are observing what pink John is for the Jackman just a little rough of listening to spouse sure he will get a sort of waxy buildup in his ears and then we have got to syringe them it can be now not very exceptional it is exceptional although in a way given that you already know we’re not ever short of candles well that was once in his head final week and there’s a few extra over there however we now have virtually adequate for a papal funeral he is a variety of one man candle manufacturing facility aunt your father Jack huh be sincere he can hear well adequate when he wishes to observe this father Jack would you love a tumbler of brandy sure oh you see he is a horrible man ok brandy all correct all correct all right now say when huh say when huh tell me really wanted to discontinue pouring oh all right that’s it you sure gone anymore good day craggy Island parochial apartment father Ted real speakme ha ha ha good day bishop Brendan how are you yes no all right just right yes all proper of course sure goodbye bye so that’s the boss he’s coming over he needs to talk to us about whatever come on we better conclude this it’s have got to be the longest game of Clue I’ve ever performed how long we haven’t be aware of 5 hours Ted should no longer be some playing cards in here or some thing alternatively I haven’t any words to assert how thankful i’m do that is somewhat ungrateful – do not you worry father Hernandez dangled a gallows nevertheless I do have some presents from the folks of my village please don’t chuckle of this simple example of Cuban handicraft it’s a video recorder see no no guys yes i am sorry exam it is an awfully common mannequin it is just a three week pre-file facility do not fear about that it can be nice thanks very much father nandus it’s unusual feather cuenta a step 10 for you Ted then go i have something incorrect muy it can be very specified you really wouldn’t have you quite do not need symbol opal it is a Cuban fertility image i hope it brings you as a lot good fortune as it introduced me yes all right muttering oh yeah well I instead come on now drew appear the bishop might be right here any minute all correct now you don’t forget what I advised you huh it is quite simple a new nation to say what we have been speakme about final night all right Jeff what were we speaking about last night hiya you know the rumors in regards to the bishops little mistake all proper yeah what mistake used to be that no Ted his son his son in the united states oh sure he’s a son in america yes what’s peculiar it is a race race huh that is information to me Ted we have been speakme about it last night time Deauville to Father Hernandez who all proper the Cuban lad yeah he gave us a video yes in the event you recollect proper okay simply omit all about it simply overlook about it just don’t point out the son have you ever acquired that i’ve Ted the lights are on but there may be no person house father Brendan is here hells bells proper showman juga now take into account no longer a word about the sun whats up bishop how are you come on take a seat down sit down down there your dress beside her father to get mrs.Doyle some tea please how’s the son the son of God how is the son of God how’s the whole thing in the world faith the sector of religion what the hell are you speaking about Crilley well you know Oh mrs. Darling signal that tea right here i am I stated mister and i am quality thank you mrs. Doyle will you now not have a cup of tea visibly no no i am not going to stay I wish to get correct to the point and get the hell out of right here sure you will not have a clog i am exact thanks oh one have a name no thanks oh no but every body else is having a cop would you no longer have one yourself I shouldn’t have the time you disregarded you’ll be Bishop piggy within the core i’m first-class quality you definite you is not going to have a cop just a drop no Bishop eggy and me just say yes or is it it can be faster think me all correct then yes Mon Tiger lads good i hope you’re no longer doing torture injury right here huh Jack are you behaving your self thank you did you see your grace what brings you to those materials pondering of sending us back to our parishes a reality chance you are right here except I inform you in any other case you think either jack back into a ordinary parish after the wedding he did in earth long huh absolutely i’m no no no no you have been here unless all of that money is accounted for I didn’t know what after that money I sufficient you went to Las Vegas as soon as that poor baby used to be purported to be in Lourdes and as for this cabbage the mere concept of letting him back into the real world after the Black Rock incident sure that wasn’t the amount of people’s lives a rep to be broken there have been handiest nuns nuns are humans too my god the strings I needed to pull the discontinue the Vatican getting concerned I don’t want to talk about it I just want to get this sense industry over and carried out with film about what movie this blasphemous movie The passion of st.Tibula s– now His Holiness has banned it however considering of some loophole the bloody thing is showing on this godforsaken dump oh yes that is correct is it any excellent if it is any excellent or no longer all i do know is that we have to be seen to be making a stand towards it i have been introduced again from my holiday in California to type it out and that’s where you went Larry and Moe come in what do you mean well i know that mostly you would not be capable to organize a nun shoot in a nunnery however regardless of that’s up to you to make the church’s role clear make some sort of a protest at the cinema even you must be capable to manage that oh thanks very much listen this is very serious do not make a balls of it correct i’ll be in contact your grace but this this isn’t fairly my subject nothing is your subject Crilley you would not have an subject and that is the type of a play discipline with sand castles and buckets and spades now do what you are told correct by means of now that is foolish there’s no person here for God see females and gents i’m joyful to claim we’ve got a treat in store at present for all you enthusiasts of French cinema is that this subtitles different is it so titled or is it dubbed it’s anything someone stare at the protesting now or what sure I think so or might be we should just stay and notice a bit of little bit of the filling for us good let’s just get it over with how probably it is now not too bad Ted it might be in different commitments it’s not relevant whether or not it can be good or bad Dubin it is the morality we do not agree with correct let’s go dude did your sin good day Michael how are you oh i am grandpa how’s father Jack what we have not seen him in view that we the last shall set up in season on this plan is bit tired so we is not going to be on my own in these days all right however you are making just a few circuit it is an extended story we have the bishop or you understand Len Brennan or at gob sheet it can be going lad considering in movie I any taller down here and kick up a little of a drive all proper yeah but there may be just one dingo yeah you are variety of an simply something to show we’re now not all right Oh laughter sorry Michael oh no no no no situation in any respect although but for those who could maintain it down I mean we ought to believe of other men and women that you could rely on us make it Michael Michael um i don’t suppose you are likely to cook dinner your self that’s only a television no challenge huh do you need to go on now oh hush or no approach could as well keep and see the film first so I throw you out after the villain grand grand battle i’m performed we’re nonetheless k from the bath situation EJ the worry mm oh you washe was once all decibels you’re asking the wrong man or woman there Ted I would make head nor tails i do know for a fact that sane tibula swore more clothes than that he was once from Norway our summer the frozen to dying and do you recollect that bit when sin tipping us he tried to take that banana off the other lad I wasn’t a banana tilden anyway let’s get some sleep hmm supply us a B please Bob mm-hmm Beethoven do C please Bob carnivorous air please Bob God not blockbusters once more Fettuccine 6:00 a.M.Best another eight hour sleep you’re going to wake 10 oh that is superb isn’t it one other fine lie in for the men there is do you want to be horrible Ted would not be terrible if Bishop Brennan got here in and he instructed us to get out of the cinema and began protesting once more this is ridiculous the location doesn’t open for a further 7 hours what about what they Bishop mentioned did not he want us to alter ourselves the railings how we supposed to try this hilarious could have something right you go and get anything i’ll I simply keep here and preserve a close cinema bet they are gonna could want to watch a movie that doesn’t for one other 7 hours Jack what the hell are you as much as why are not you on the movie psycho what what did you say listen the useless you see my bag at any place my journeying bag hmm good if you happen to do see it might you give it back to me let’s go my bloody passport in it and uh the whole lot proper you gonna stand there all day a fat historic bitch on top to be like there’s a tremendous pile of scheisse yeah ignorant prick dude watch that mouth of yours i’ll watch nothing i’ll stick this up your ass oh hello YouTube father how’s tips we’ve not noticeable you in a at the same time we had been simply going to have some tea when you’ve got a drop no thanks mrs.O’Leary no i am pleasant howdy what can we do you for our Father well I was looking for a pair of handcuffs truly pair of handcuffs what you need them for oh nothing a lot stuff for me in Ted you and father Ted yeah we’re just making an attempt something out Oh in reality funny ample I consider we do have a pair i’m Sergeant pawns had left them here when he retired retired from what from the police the police used to be Sergeant hurt on a policeman um he was sure why do you think you’re the uniform oh I suggestion he was once simply having fun anyway younger here’s the handcuffs okay thanks price first-class i know my father dog with this style of factor cautious now yeah with this type of thing Oh father evidently whats up Jim i like Italian I visible your picture within the paper watch right here have a look so it can be a blasphemous turn father what’s my sort of factor is he mad stuff it can be very immoral Jim you wouldn’t like it is it a form of nudie thing you wouldn’t feel the amount and oldest unit you see the Latia father – simply the highest part you see i’m looking this left an imagination whats up good if i’ll be off goodbye Jim their fathers ah hello mr.Sheldon mrs. Lin the passion of seeing time yours what’s that is it a Western or a musical or some thing we normally put in Tuesday’s it gets us out of the hustle we noticed a excellent one a number of weeks in the past The Crying game it used to be superb ok there used to be this nice bit ended you see there used to be this girl and you then find out it’s no longer a girl but a man oh he got his letters let me see it for a second however you get the message I was once it forced it so long when you consider that I’ve seen one like you are Billy’s tall Billy’s is rounder on the high probably something then going in or her head it just goes to exhibit drew woman no one takes a blind person or so what the church says anymore hello reduce father clearly howdy how’s your spouse I hear she hasn’t been well she’s lifeless father and she are simply a few hours of all rather yes at any place that is just the best way it’s what is the feeling like father what is it any good I was reading about it in the paper I informed you you should think about going to a movie in case your spouse is just die right here I would wander it I cannot act about the funeral important points later fathers I have got to say this is amazing this is the most effective Villa with Hudson Joe Rossi Park is breaking all sorts of documents as a result of all this publicity over your protest circle that is way oh my god would you appear who it is oh thank god a little bit of support that is fair 54 turn a nun father I get to a seat correct Dougal I’ve had sufficient of this we’re leaving give me the keys keys what’s this than your gown why am I watching at a globe of the waters well um how am i able to explain to begin with a resume of the final few days now I don’t know if you happen to recollect however I got here in here with the idea of you making a dignified protest about this village recollect that sure sure well you understand simply to exhibit the Church’s opposition to the movie bus and that is the section that I find most interesting you’ve got clearly made this movie probably the most successful film ever shown here is not that pleasant I mean men and women are coming from all over the place the country to see the movie they may be even coming from Gdansk to see the movie i know however it’s not that look there may be you there’s Forrest Gump there is father Jack surely watching the villain now there is a turn-up for the books what correct now I feel the best thing would be for ye three to proceed your careers as clergymen come fill and promoters outside of my jurisdiction huh now Ted I idea that you simply would like to head to america hmm what section do you believe well dumb Las Vegas i am sorry i am sorry Ted i am in South the us definitely there is a lovely little island off the coast of Suriname and they’ve a few tribes there you are going to like this and they have been knocking the shit out of each and every other we have now under no circumstances been competent to find the right man to deliver them together within the spirit of Christian concord but I think that you’re the man good thanks very a lot no have to thank me incidentally have you learnt methods to make arrows well not to fear not to fear it’s going to come to you now go blue over to you isn’t it funny how some of these places within the Philippines can maintain on going without a proper sewerage procedure hmm your honor now Jack where do we ship you huh Jack get up Bishop i would not do that you just shut up Jack get up I got you oh my god in the event you think this location is bad wait until you see your new parish just wait except you see well that is it then I believe I suppose all we can do now could be % Ted i don’t want to go to the Philippines I mean I cannot even spell the Philippines I comprehend it starts offevolved with an F i know i do know honey go somewhere we could persuade the bishop to change his intellect if best we had some thing we could bargain with I do not know what���s that Jack did you get a movie the last factor I want to watch now is a film well that was satisfactory wasn’t it right there Ted and will have to we phone him now or will we watch it once more I think we watch it again you

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Stranger Things Egg Baby AU, The Tale of Eggy Pop

"So what are you going to name it?"

"Well I wanted to name him Eggy Pop but no, that's not good enough for King Steve." Eddie arrived to the Hellfire meeting with his egg baby in hand. Not Eggy Pop sat on a nest made Eddie's bandanas behind his DM screen, away from the prying eyes of his fellow club members.

"Of course you'd get stuck with Harrington." Jeff rolled his die into the table. "Bet he's expecting you to do all the work."

"He better not, we live in a modern society where all parents equally get to suffer from their poor choices." The die knocked into the cardboard screen, knocking it over. Eddie narrowly pulling Not Eggy Pop away just before it could be crushed. "Watch it, you almost squished my hopes at graduating this year."

"Lot of expectations to be forcing on your child so early in life." Gareth watched as Eddie cradled the egg.

"I gotta trade off with him today and pray he doesn't crush our child."

"You might be taking this a little too seriously dude." Jeff laughed.

"Said the man who just rolled a one resulting in the half elf ranger who he's been leveling up for the past semester being eaten by the mimic with no chance for resurrection."

"What? Come on man, you can't be serious."

"These are the rules of the die Jeff. Now you can sit out the rest of this session in the corner making another character and thinking about how you almost killed poor little Eggy Pop."

~~

Steve Harrington did not eat lunch in the bathroom. He was never that kind of a loser. Then again he'd never been a loser at all before. So sitting alone at a lunch table in the corner of the cafeteria was very much a new thing for him. His usual spot at the popular table had been taken over by Billy Hargrove. One of many things the new kid had taken from him. And he might've even been okay with this if he was still with Nancy but now he literally had nothing save a crusty sandwich with what he suspected was bologna wedged between the bread but it was too bland to tell. Cafeteria food always managed to find a way to taste worst when you were having a bad day.

"Hey Harrington!" The former king of Hawkins Highschool looked up to see Eddie Munson sliding into the bench across from him. Setting his tray of food down with a stupid grin on his face. Steve looked around to see people staring at them, just as confused he was.

"What are you doing?"

"Ugh, joining you for lunch?"

"But you already have a table." Steve gestured to the one where the other members of the Hellfire club were sat. "Why are you sitting with me?"

"Cause you looked like a total sad sack all alone over here." Eddie explained as he began to eat. "Sides, you're my baby daddy." He gently patted the breast pocket in his vest where their project sat. Surprisingly still intact. "What kind of dad would I be if I just left partner to flounder."

"I am not your partner."

"Mr. Hooper would say otherwise~" Eddie teased in a sing song voice and Steve glared at the metalhead.

"Don't be weird about this Munson. It's just until next Monday."

"I'll stop being weird about it when you accept that our son's true name is Eggy Pop."

"He's not our son, okay? He's-it's an egg!" Eddie across the table and patted Steve on the shoulder.

"It's okay Harrington. I know you're still upset about your breakup." Eddie grabbed the burger on his tray and began to eat. Showing no signs of leaving, Steve internally winced as he realized that he'd fallen so far down on the highschool food chain that now the only person willing to sit with him was the school freak. "So how'd basketball go?"

"What?"

"You said you had basketball practice last night. How'd it go?"

"Why do you care? You hate basketball. Last week you stood on one of the lunch tables and told us all how we were just compensating by playing with our balls."

"And I meant what I said." Eddie defended himself. "But you like it so I thought I'd ask."

"If you must know, I got my ass handed to me by the new kid."

"New kid?" Eddie looked over at what had once been Steve's table to see the taller blonde boy. Eddie letting out a low whistle as he looked the guy over. "Damn, now I know what the girls in gym class were talking about."

"Are you serious?" Steve asked with a raised eyebrow. It was well known that Eddie Munson was different. For multiple reasons but save the metal music and Dungeons and Dorks game he wasn't exactly....interested in girls. Although it was only now Steve noticed how open he was about this.

"What? You're the one who said we weren't partners."

"Pretty sure he'd kick your ass if he saw your staring at him like that." Steve had forgotten his sandwich now as he tried to avoid making eye contact with Hargrove.

"Aw, you worried about me big boy?" Eddie twirled his hair in his fingers. Steve scoffed.

"Please, I'm just worried you'll get Eggbert crushed in the process." Eddie choked on the burger he was eating. Coughing and hacking for a few seconds as he turned to face Steve.

"I'm sorry, what?"

"Eggbert. That's what I've decided to name the egg."

"The fuck you are." Eddie slammed his burger on the table. "I refuse to let you sully our son's name with something as dorky as *Eggbert*."

"He can be Eggy Pop for short." Steve shrugged. "That way we both win."

"...fine but you have to watch him Saturday morning so I can perform at my gig."

"Deal."

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"The Passion of Saint Tibulus" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 3 | Dead Parrot

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Looks like rain Ted come on Duggal it is your go I need to say father Hernandez it’s been wonderful having you over however I expect you are getting homesick for Cuba with the aid of now right here oh sure my nation may be very wonderful just right ok what’s that it persevered have a high-quality life right here on craggy i’m going to raggy i will rather we are going to have two excellent buddies padre doogal father doogal gotta run of course father Jack yes however I must say I neglected the noise and the lights you understand the whole buzz of the enormous metropolis we said it’s that bad you had been in spot Wexford weren’t you I used to be sure what craggy Island has its charms the west a part of the island was once gorgeous except it drifted off of direction first-class buddy drifted off yes there used to be a bit of a storm and it just got here free huh now we do not need a west aspect it is just north south and east it was once lovely at the same time I was there sorry mister do you know Ted your housekeeper is an awfully wonderful woman often this celibacy is hard for a man you have got to assess her off of the gentle I feel bishop brennan springs to intellect I see oh yes yes Bishop Lynn Renan he’s our style of boss it sounds as if he used to be myself and the union was once blessed so they are saying no no he no mean boy or woman son he lives in america our soul goes to rumor anyway was it Colonel Mustard in the kitchen the candlestick what Colonel Mustard within the kitchen with the candlestick you’ve gotten Colonel Mustard you confirmed him to me earlier how might it’s Colonel Mustard a view of Colonel Mustard okay father Hernandez your go see yes good I believe it used to be a certainly not-ending dream the reverend cream Cuchillo and i ended in the drawing-room huh those Protestants up to no good as normal what’s father Jack watching at what’s that you are staring at father Jack all right is that a film you’re watching huh is not that Kiefer Sutherland why is that flat liner as you are looking at what red John is for the Jackman a little bit difficult of listening to spouse sure he gets a form of waxy buildup in his ears and then we ought to syringe them it is now not very exceptional it is pleasant although in a technique considering that you understand we’re on no account wanting candles well that was once in his head last week and there is a few extra over there but now we have just about ample for a papal funeral he is a style of 1 man candle manufacturing facility aunt your father Jack huh be honest he can hear good adequate when he needs to observe this father Jack would you adore a pitcher of brandy sure oh you see he’s a terrible man ok brandy all proper all correct all right now say when huh say when huh inform me fairly desired to discontinue pouring oh all proper that’s it you definite long past anymore whats up craggy Island parochial apartment father Ted truly speaking ha ha ha hello bishop Brendan how are you yes no all proper excellent sure all right of course sure goodbye bye so that is the boss he’s coming over he needs to speak to us about some thing come on we higher finish this it’s need to be the longest sport of Clue I’ve ever performed how long we’ve not know five hours Ted will have to not be some cards in here or anything on the other hand I have no words to claim how grateful i am do that’s a bit of ungrateful – do not you fear father Hernandez dangled a gallows however I do have some items from the men and women of my village please do not chuckle of this easy illustration of Cuban handicraft it is a video recorder see no no men sure i am sorry examination it is a very basic model it is just a three week pre-document facility do not worry about that it’s nice thanks very a lot father nandus it can be exclusive feather cuenta a step 10 for you Ted then go i have some thing unsuitable muy it is very distinct you really do not need you really wouldn’t have image opal it’s a Cuban fertility symbol i’m hoping it brings you as a lot success because it introduced me yes all right muttering oh yeah good I as a substitute come on now drew appear the bishop will likely be right here any minute all correct now you bear in mind what I informed you huh it is very simple a brand new country to say what we had been talking about final night all correct Jeff what had been we talking about final night howdy you understand the rumors about the bishops little mistake all right yeah what mistake used to be that no Ted his son his son in the usa oh yes he’s a son in the united states sure what’s bizarre it can be a race race huh that’s information to me Ted we have been speakme about it final night time Deauville to Father Hernandez who all proper the Cuban lad yeah he gave us a video sure if you consider correct okay just disregard all about it just omit about it just don’t mention the son have you received that i have Ted the lights are on however there’s nobody residence father Brendan is right here hells bells right showman juga now don’t forget not a word in regards to the sun hiya bishop how are you come on sit down sit down down there your costume beside her father to get mrs.Doyle some tea please how’s the son the son of God how is the son of God how’s everything on the planet faith the arena of religion what the hell are you talking about Crilley well you know Oh mrs. Darling sign that tea here i am I stated mister and i am best thanks mrs. Doyle will you now not have a cup of tea visibly no no i am not going to stay I need to get right to the factor and get the hell out of right here certain you won’t have a clog i am certain thank you oh one have a call no thanks oh no but everybody else is having a cop would you now not have one yourself I don’t have the time you unnoticed you’ll be Bishop piggy within the core i’m satisfactory excellent you definite you won’t have a cop only a drop no Bishop eggy and me simply say sure or is it it is quicker believe me all correct then yes Mon Tiger lads good i hope you are now not doing torture damage right here huh Jack are you behaving your self thanks did you see your grace what brings you to those components pondering of sending us again to our parishes a fact hazard you’re right here until I tell you otherwise you feel either jack again right into a usual parish after the marriage ceremony he did in earth lengthy huh absolutely i am no no no no you had been here except all of that money is accounted for I didn’t recognize what after that money I ample you went to Las Vegas once that poor baby was speculated to be in Lourdes and as for this cabbage the mere concept of letting him back into the real world after the Black Rock incident yes that wasn’t the quantity of men and women’s lives a rep to be broken there have been simplest nuns nuns are humans too my god the strings I needed to pull the discontinue the Vatican getting worried I do not need to speak about it I simply want to get this feeling trade over and achieved with film about what film this blasphemous film The passion of st.Tibula s– now His Holiness has banned it but for the reason that of some loophole the bloody factor is displaying on this godforsaken dump oh sure that is proper is it any just right if it can be any excellent or no longer all i know is that we ought to be noticeable to be making a stand against it i have been brought back from my excursion in California to form it out and that is where you went Larry and Moe are available in what do you mean good i do know that as a rule you would not be equipped to organize a nun shoot in a nunnery but despite that is as much as you to make the church’s role clear make some kind of a protest at the cinema even you will have to be capable to control that oh thanks very a lot hear this is very serious don’t make a balls of it proper i’ll be in contact your grace however this this isn’t particularly my subject nothing is your field Crilley you would not have an discipline and that is the variety of a play field with sand castles and buckets and spades now do what you are advised correct by using now that is foolish there’s no person here for God see females and gents i am pleased to assert we now have a deal with in store in these days for all you fans of French cinema is that this subtitles different is it so titled or is it dubbed it is some thing any person stare on the protesting now or what sure I believe so or might be we must simply keep and see somewhat bit of the filling for us well let’s just get it over with how perhaps it is no longer too dangerous Ted it would be in different commitments it’s not relevant whether it can be just right or dangerous Dubin it can be the morality we do not trust proper let’s go dude did your sin hey Michael how are you oh i’m grandpa how’s father Jack what we’ve not obvious him due to the fact we the last shall install in season on this plan is bit worn out so we will not be by myself at present all proper but you are making a few circuit it is a long story we now have the bishop or you know Len Brennan or at gob sheet it’s going lad for the reason that in movie I any taller down here and kick up somewhat of a drive all correct yeah however there’s only one dingo yeah you are kind of an simply anything to exhibit we’re no longer all right Oh laughter sorry Michael oh no no no no difficulty in any respect though but in case you could keep it down I imply we have to think of different persons you can count on us make it Michael Michael um i don’t suppose you tend to cook dinner yourself that is just a tv no trouble huh do you need to move on now oh hush or no means could as good stay and notice the film first so I throw you out after the villain grand grand fight i’m accomplished we’re nonetheless ok from the bathtub place EJ the fear mm oh you washe was all decibels you are asking the flawed person there Ted I might make head nor tails i do know for a proven fact that sane tibula swore more garments than that he used to be from Norway our summer the frozen to demise and do you recall that bit when sin tipping us he tried to take that banana off the other lad I wasn’t a banana tilden anyway let’s get some sleep hmm give us a B please Bob mm-hmm Beethoven do C please Bob carnivorous air please Bob God now not blockbusters once more Fettuccine 6:00 a.M.High-quality a different eight hour sleep you are going to wake 10 oh that is outstanding isn’t it another exceptional lie in for the boys there may be do you want to be horrible Ted wouldn’t be terrible if Bishop Brennan came in and he advised us to get out of the cinema and started protesting once more this is ridiculous the place would not open for an extra 7 hours what about what they Bishop mentioned failed to he want us to change ourselves the railings how we supposed to do this hilarious could have anything proper you go and get something i will I simply keep right here and look after a detailed cinema wager they’re gonna would need to watch a movie that doesn’t for an extra 7 hours Jack what the hell are you as much as why aren’t you at the film psycho what what did you say hear the useless you see my bag anywhere my touring bag hmm well if you happen to do see it will you give it again to me let’s go my bloody passport in it and uh the whole thing proper you gonna stand there all day a fats historic bitch on high to be like there’s a massive pile of scheisse yeah ignorant prick dude watch that mouth of yours i’ll watch nothing i’m going to stick this up your ass oh howdy YouTube father how’s tips we’ve not visible you in a even as we were simply going to have some tea when you’ve got a drop no thanks mrs.O’Leary no i’m first-rate hello what do we do you for our Father good I was once watching for a pair of handcuffs sincerely pair of handcuffs what you need them for oh nothing much stuff for me in Ted you and father Ted yeah we’re simply trying anything out Oh simply funny sufficient I think we do have a pair i’m Sergeant pawns had left them right here when he retired retired from what from the police the police was once Sergeant harm on a policeman um he was sure why do you suppose you’re the uniform oh I thought he was once simply having fun anyway young here’s the handcuffs ok thanks fee excellent i know my father dog with this type of thing careful now yeah with this sort of factor Oh father obviously hey Jim i like Italian I obvious your photo within the paper watch here have a appear so it’s a blasphemous flip father what is my form of factor is he mad stuff it can be very immoral Jim you would not love it is it a style of nudie thing you would not consider the amount and oldest unit you see the Latia father – simply the highest part you see i am watching this left an creativeness hello well if i will be off goodbye Jim their fathers ah whats up mr.Sheldon mrs. Lin the passion of seeing time yours what’s that is it a Western or a musical or something we continually put in Tuesday’s it gets us out of the hustle we saw a nice one a few weeks in the past The Crying recreation it used to be first-rate okay there used to be this excellent bit ended you see there was this lady and then you definitely discover it can be no longer a girl but a man oh he received his letters let me see it for a second however you get the message I used to be it pressured it goodbye considering that I’ve obvious one like you’re Billy’s tall Billy’s is rounder at the top possibly something then getting in or her head it just goes to show drew girl no person takes a blind character or so what the church says anymore whats up reduce father naturally howdy how’s your spouse I hear she hasn’t been well she’s useless father and he or she are simply a couple of hours of all really yes wherever that is just the best way it is what is the feeling like father what’s it any just right I used to be studying about it in the paper I advised you you will have to believe about going to a movie if your wife is solely die here I might wander it I can not act about the funeral details later fathers I have to say this is exceptional this is probably the most effective Villa with Hudson Joe Rossi Park is breaking all forms of documents due to all this publicity over your protest circle that’s manner oh my god would you seem who it is oh thank god just a little of aid that’s reasonable fifty four flip a nun father I get to a seat correct Dougal I’ve had ample of this we’re leaving supply me the keys keys what’s this than your gown why am I looking at a globe of the waters well um how can i explain firstly a resume of the final few days now I have no idea if you bear in mind but I came in right here with the inspiration of you making a dignified protest about this village consider that sure yes well just to show the Church’s opposition to the film bus and that is the section that I find most exciting you might have definitely made this film probably the most effective movie ever proven right here is not that first-rate I mean folks are coming from in every single place the country to look the film they may be even coming from Gdansk to peer the movie i know but it’s now not that look there is you there’s Forrest Gump there may be father Jack definitely observing the villain now there may be a flip-up for the books what correct now I think the great factor can be for ye three to continue your careers as priests come fill and promoters outside of my jurisdiction huh now Ted I concept that you just could like to go to america hmm what part do you believe well dumb Las Vegas i am sorry i am sorry Ted i’m in South the us certainly there’s a beautiful little island off the coast of Suriname and they have a few tribes there you’re going to love this and they’ve been knocking the shit out of every different we have now never been able to search out the proper man to deliver them together within the spirit of Christian concord but I suppose that you’re the person well thanks very so much no have got to thank me by the way are you aware find out how to make arrows well not to fear to not worry it will come to you now go blue over to you isn’t it funny how some of these locations in the Philippines can keep on going with out a correct sewerage procedure hmm your honor now Jack the place will we ship you huh Jack get up Bishop i would not do that you simply shut up Jack get up I acquired you oh my god if you suppose this location is bad wait until you see your new parish simply wait except you see well that’s it then I believe I consider all we can do now is % Ted i do not need to go to the Philippines I mean I are not able to even spell the Philippines I comprehend it starts with an F i do know i do know honey go somewhere we might persuade the bishop to alter his mind if simplest we had whatever we could cut price with I do not know what’s that Jack did you get a movie the last thing I wish to watch now could be a film good that used to be exceptional wasn’t it right there Ted and will have to we cell him now or will we watch it again I believe we watch it again you

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"The Passion of Saint Tibulus" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 3 | Dead Parrot

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"The Passion of Saint Tibulus" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 3 | Dead Parrot

Looks like rain Ted come on Duggal it is your go I need to say father Hernandez it’s been wonderful having you over however I expect you are getting homesick for Cuba with the aid of now right here oh sure my nation may be very wonderful just right ok what’s that it persevered have a high-quality life right here on craggy i’m going to raggy i will rather we are going to have two excellent buddies padre doogal father doogal gotta run of course father Jack yes however I must say I neglected the noise and the lights you understand the whole buzz of the enormous metropolis we said it’s that bad you had been in spot Wexford weren’t you I used to be sure what craggy Island has its charms the west a part of the island was once gorgeous except it drifted off of direction first-class buddy drifted off yes there used to be a bit of a storm and it just got here free huh now we do not need a west aspect it is just north south and east it was once lovely at the same time I was there sorry mister do you know Ted your housekeeper is an awfully wonderful woman often this celibacy is hard for a man you have got to assess her off of the gentle I feel bishop brennan springs to intellect I see oh yes yes Bishop Lynn Renan he’s our style of boss it sounds as if he used to be myself and the union was once blessed so they are saying no no he no mean boy or woman son he lives in america our soul goes to rumor anyway was it Colonel Mustard in the kitchen the candlestick what Colonel Mustard within the kitchen with the candlestick you’ve gotten Colonel Mustard you confirmed him to me earlier how might it’s Colonel Mustard a view of Colonel Mustard okay father Hernandez your go see yes good I believe it used to be a certainly not-ending dream the reverend cream Cuchillo and i ended in the drawing-room huh those Protestants up to no good as normal what’s father Jack watching at what’s that you are staring at father Jack all right is that a film you’re watching huh is not that Kiefer Sutherland why is that flat liner as you are looking at what red John is for the Jackman a little bit difficult of listening to spouse sure he gets a form of waxy buildup in his ears and then we ought to syringe them it is now not very exceptional it is pleasant although in a technique considering that you understand we’re on no account wanting candles well that was once in his head last week and there is a few extra over there but now we have just about ample for a papal funeral he is a style of 1 man candle manufacturing facility aunt your father Jack huh be honest he can hear good adequate when he needs to observe this father Jack would you adore a pitcher of brandy sure oh you see he’s a terrible man ok brandy all proper all correct all right now say when huh say when huh inform me fairly desired to discontinue pouring oh all proper that’s it you definite long past anymore whats up craggy Island parochial apartment father Ted truly speaking ha ha ha hello bishop Brendan how are you yes no all proper excellent sure all right of course sure goodbye bye so that is the boss he’s coming over he needs to speak to us about some thing come on we higher finish this it’s need to be the longest sport of Clue I’ve ever performed how long we’ve not know five hours Ted will have to not be some cards in here or anything on the other hand I have no words to claim how grateful i am do that’s a bit of ungrateful – do not you fear father Hernandez dangled a gallows however I do have some items from the men and women of my village please do not chuckle of this easy illustration of Cuban handicraft it is a video recorder see no no men sure i am sorry examination it is a very basic model it is just a three week pre-document facility do not worry about that it’s nice thanks very a lot father nandus it can be exclusive feather cuenta a step 10 for you Ted then go i have some thing unsuitable muy it is very distinct you really do not need you really wouldn’t have image opal it’s a Cuban fertility symbol i’m hoping it brings you as a lot success because it introduced me yes all right muttering oh yeah good I as a substitute come on now drew appear the bishop will likely be right here any minute all correct now you bear in mind what I informed you huh it is very simple a brand new country to say what we had been talking about final night all correct Jeff what had been we talking about final night howdy you understand the rumors about the bishops little mistake all right yeah what mistake used to be that no Ted his son his son in the usa oh yes he’s a son in the united states sure what’s bizarre it can be a race race huh that’s information to me Ted we have been speakme about it final night time Deauville to Father Hernandez who all proper the Cuban lad yeah he gave us a video sure if you consider correct okay just disregard all about it just omit about it just don’t mention the son have you received that i have Ted the lights are on however there’s nobody residence father Brendan is right here hells bells right showman juga now don’t forget not a word in regards to the sun hiya bishop how are you come on sit down sit down down there your costume beside her father to get mrs.Doyle some tea please how’s the son the son of God how is the son of God how’s everything on the planet faith the arena of religion what the hell are you talking about Crilley well you know Oh mrs. Darling sign that tea here i am I stated mister and i am best thanks mrs. Doyle will you now not have a cup of tea visibly no no i am not going to stay I need to get right to the factor and get the hell out of right here certain you won’t have a clog i am certain thank you oh one have a call no thanks oh no but everybody else is having a cop would you now not have one yourself I don’t have the time you unnoticed you’ll be Bishop piggy within the core i’m satisfactory excellent you definite you won’t have a cop only a drop no Bishop eggy and me simply say sure or is it it is quicker believe me all correct then yes Mon Tiger lads good i hope you are now not doing torture damage right here huh Jack are you behaving your self thanks did you see your grace what brings you to those components pondering of sending us again to our parishes a fact hazard you’re right here until I tell you otherwise you feel either jack again right into a usual parish after the marriage ceremony he did in earth lengthy huh absolutely i am no no no no you had been here except all of that money is accounted for I didn’t recognize what after that money I ample you went to Las Vegas once that poor baby was speculated to be in Lourdes and as for this cabbage the mere concept of letting him back into the real world after the Black Rock incident yes that wasn’t the quantity of men and women’s lives a rep to be broken there have been simplest nuns nuns are humans too my god the strings I needed to pull the discontinue the Vatican getting worried I do not need to speak about it I simply want to get this feeling trade over and achieved with film about what film this blasphemous film The passion of st.Tibula s– now His Holiness has banned it but for the reason that of some loophole the bloody factor is displaying on this godforsaken dump oh sure that is proper is it any just right if it can be any excellent or no longer all i know is that we ought to be noticeable to be making a stand against it i have been brought back from my excursion in California to form it out and that is where you went Larry and Moe are available in what do you mean good i do know that as a rule you would not be equipped to organize a nun shoot in a nunnery but despite that is as much as you to make the church’s role clear make some kind of a protest at the cinema even you will have to be capable to control that oh thanks very a lot hear this is very serious don’t make a balls of it proper i’ll be in contact your grace however this this isn’t particularly my subject nothing is your field Crilley you would not have an discipline and that is the variety of a play field with sand castles and buckets and spades now do what you are advised correct by using now that is foolish there’s no person here for God see females and gents i am pleased to assert we now have a deal with in store in these days for all you fans of French cinema is that this subtitles different is it so titled or is it dubbed it is some thing any person stare on the protesting now or what sure I believe so or might be we must simply keep and see somewhat bit of the filling for us well let’s just get it over with how perhaps it is no longer too dangerous Ted it would be in different commitments it’s not relevant whether it can be just right or dangerous Dubin it can be the morality we do not trust proper let’s go dude did your sin hey Michael how are you oh i’m grandpa how’s father Jack what we’ve not obvious him due to the fact we the last shall install in season on this plan is bit worn out so we will not be by myself at present all proper but you are making a few circuit it is a long story we now have the bishop or you know Len Brennan or at gob sheet it’s going lad for the reason that in movie I any taller down here and kick up somewhat of a drive all correct yeah however there’s only one dingo yeah you are kind of an simply anything to exhibit we’re no longer all right Oh laughter sorry Michael oh no no no no difficulty in any respect though but in case you could keep it down I imply we have to think of different persons you can count on us make it Michael Michael um i don’t suppose you tend to cook dinner yourself that is just a tv no trouble huh do you need to move on now oh hush or no means could as good stay and notice the film first so I throw you out after the villain grand grand fight i’m accomplished we’re nonetheless ok from the bathtub place EJ the fear mm oh you washe was all decibels you are asking the flawed person there Ted I might make head nor tails i do know for a proven fact that sane tibula swore more garments than that he used to be from Norway our summer the frozen to demise and do you recall that bit when sin tipping us he tried to take that banana off the other lad I wasn’t a banana tilden anyway let’s get some sleep hmm give us a B please Bob mm-hmm Beethoven do C please Bob carnivorous air please Bob God now not blockbusters once more Fettuccine 6:00 a.M.High-quality a different eight hour sleep you are going to wake 10 oh that is outstanding isn’t it another exceptional lie in for the boys there may be do you want to be horrible Ted wouldn’t be terrible if Bishop Brennan came in and he advised us to get out of the cinema and started protesting once more this is ridiculous the place would not open for an extra 7 hours what about what they Bishop mentioned failed to he want us to change ourselves the railings how we supposed to do this hilarious could have anything proper you go and get something i will I simply keep right here and look after a detailed cinema wager they’re gonna would need to watch a movie that doesn’t for an extra 7 hours Jack what the hell are you as much as why aren’t you at the film psycho what what did you say hear the useless you see my bag anywhere my touring bag hmm well if you happen to do see it will you give it again to me let’s go my bloody passport in it and uh the whole thing proper you gonna stand there all day a fats historic bitch on high to be like there’s a massive pile of scheisse yeah ignorant prick dude watch that mouth of yours i’ll watch nothing i’m going to stick this up your ass oh howdy YouTube father how’s tips we’ve not visible you in a even as we were simply going to have some tea when you’ve got a drop no thanks mrs.O’Leary no i’m first-rate hello what do we do you for our Father good I was once watching for a pair of handcuffs sincerely pair of handcuffs what you need them for oh nothing much stuff for me in Ted you and father Ted yeah we’re simply trying anything out Oh simply funny sufficient I think we do have a pair i’m Sergeant pawns had left them right here when he retired retired from what from the police the police was once Sergeant harm on a policeman um he was sure why do you suppose you’re the uniform oh I thought he was once simply having fun anyway young here’s the handcuffs ok thanks fee excellent i know my father dog with this type of thing careful now yeah with this sort of factor Oh father obviously hey Jim i like Italian I obvious your photo within the paper watch here have a appear so it’s a blasphemous flip father what is my form of factor is he mad stuff it can be very immoral Jim you would not love it is it a style of nudie thing you would not consider the amount and oldest unit you see the Latia father – simply the highest part you see i am watching this left an creativeness hello well if i will be off goodbye Jim their fathers ah whats up mr.Sheldon mrs. Lin the passion of seeing time yours what’s that is it a Western or a musical or something we continually put in Tuesday’s it gets us out of the hustle we saw a nice one a few weeks in the past The Crying recreation it used to be first-rate okay there used to be this excellent bit ended you see there was this lady and then you definitely discover it can be no longer a girl but a man oh he received his letters let me see it for a second however you get the message I used to be it pressured it goodbye considering that I’ve obvious one like you’re Billy’s tall Billy’s is rounder at the top possibly something then getting in or her head it just goes to show drew girl no person takes a blind character or so what the church says anymore whats up reduce father naturally howdy how’s your spouse I hear she hasn’t been well she’s useless father and he or she are simply a couple of hours of all really yes wherever that is just the best way it is what is the feeling like father what’s it any just right I used to be studying about it in the paper I advised you you will have to believe about going to a movie if your wife is solely die here I might wander it I can not act about the funeral details later fathers I have to say this is exceptional this is probably the most effective Villa with Hudson Joe Rossi Park is breaking all forms of documents due to all this publicity over your protest circle that’s manner oh my god would you seem who it is oh thank god just a little of aid that’s reasonable fifty four flip a nun father I get to a seat correct Dougal I’ve had ample of this we’re leaving supply me the keys keys what’s this than your gown why am I looking at a globe of the waters well um how can i explain firstly a resume of the final few days now I have no idea if you bear in mind but I came in right here with the inspiration of you making a dignified protest about this village consider that sure yes well just to show the Church’s opposition to the film bus and that is the section that I find most exciting you might have definitely made this film probably the most effective movie ever proven right here is not that first-rate I mean folks are coming from in every single place the country to look the film they may be even coming from Gdansk to peer the movie i know but it’s now not that look there is you there’s Forrest Gump there may be father Jack definitely observing the villain now there may be a flip-up for the books what correct now I think the great factor can be for ye three to continue your careers as priests come fill and promoters outside of my jurisdiction huh now Ted I concept that you just could like to go to america hmm what part do you believe well dumb Las Vegas i am sorry i am sorry Ted i’m in South the us certainly there’s a beautiful little island off the coast of Suriname and they have a few tribes there you’re going to love this and they’ve been knocking the shit out of every different we have now never been able to search out the proper man to deliver them together within the spirit of Christian concord but I suppose that you’re the person well thanks very so much no have got to thank me by the way are you aware find out how to make arrows well not to fear to not worry it will come to you now go blue over to you isn’t it funny how some of these locations in the Philippines can keep on going with out a correct sewerage procedure hmm your honor now Jack the place will we ship you huh Jack get up Bishop i would not do that you simply shut up Jack get up I acquired you oh my god if you suppose this location is bad wait until you see your new parish simply wait except you see well that’s it then I believe I consider all we can do now is % Ted i do not need to go to the Philippines I mean I are not able to even spell the Philippines I comprehend it starts with an F i do know i do know honey go somewhere we might persuade the bishop to alter his mind if simplest we had whatever we could cut price with I do not know what’s that Jack did you get a movie the last thing I wish to watch now could be a film good that used to be exceptional wasn’t it right there Ted and will have to we cell him now or will we watch it again I believe we watch it again you

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Looks like rain Ted come on Duggal it can be your go I need to say father Hernandez it is been individual having you over but I expect you’re getting homesick for Cuba with the aid of now right here oh sure my nation is very beautiful good k what’s that it endured have a exceptional lifestyles here on craggy i’m going to raggy i’m going to as a substitute we will have two just right neighbors padre doogal father doogal gotta run of path father Jack yes however I ought to say I neglected the noise and the lights the whole buzz of the enormous city we mentioned it can be that bad you were in spot Wexford weren’t you I was yes what craggy Island has its charms the west a part of the island used to be wonderful except it drifted off of path exceptional pal drifted off yes there was a bit of of a storm and it just got here loose huh now we should not have a west side it is just north south and east it used to be beautiful at the same time I used to be there sorry mister have you learnt Ted your housekeeper is an awfully stunning girl sometimes this celibacy is tough for a man you have to check her off of the soft I feel bishop brennan springs to mind I see oh yes yes Bishop Lynn Renan he is our style of boss it sounds as if he used to be myself and the union used to be blessed so they are saying no no he no imply boy or girl son he lives in the usa our soul goes to rumor anyway used to be it Colonel Mustard in the kitchen the candlestick what Colonel Mustard within the kitchen with the candlestick you will have Colonel Mustard you showed him to me earlier how might it be Colonel Mustard a view of Colonel Mustard very well father Hernandez your go see yes well I consider it was a certainly not-ending dream the reverend cream Cuchillo and i finished within the drawing-room huh these Protestants as much as no good as ordinary what’s father Jack looking at what’s that you are gazing father Jack okay is that a movie you are watching huh is not that Kiefer Sutherland why is that flat liner as you are watching what purple John is for the Jackman a little bit tough of hearing spouse sure he will get a style of waxy buildup in his ears after which we must syringe them it can be no longer very best it is first-class although in a technique considering that you recognize we’re on no account in need of candles good that was in his head last week and there is a few more over there but now we have virtually ample for a papal funeral he’s a sort of 1 man candle manufacturing unit aunt your father Jack huh be sincere he can hear well sufficient when he needs to watch this father Jack would you adore a pitcher of brandy yes oh you see he is a horrible man okay brandy all right all right all proper now say when huh say when huh tell me particularly wanted to discontinue pouring oh all correct that’s it you sure long past anymore hiya craggy Island parochial condominium father Ted truly speaking ha ha ha whats up bishop Brendan how are you yes no all proper good sure all correct of path yes goodbye bye so that’s the boss he’s coming over he wants to speak to us about something come on we better finish this it can be ought to be the longest recreation of Clue I’ve ever played how lengthy we’ve not be aware of five hours Ted must no longer be some playing cards in here or anything however I have no words to assert how grateful i am do that’s just a little ungrateful – do not you worry father Hernandez dangled a gallows nonetheless I do have some items from the persons of my village please do not chuckle of this straightforward example of Cuban handicraft it is a video recorder see no no guys yes i am sorry exam it can be an extraordinarily normal model it is only a 3 week pre-record facility do not fear about that it is satisfactory thanks very so much father nandus it is distinguished feather cuenta a step 10 for you Ted then go i have whatever fallacious muy it is very specific you fairly do not need you particularly should not have image opal it’s a Cuban fertility image i’m hoping it brings you as so much good fortune because it brought me sure all right muttering oh yeah well I rather come on now drew seem the bishop can be here any minute all proper now you take into account what I advised you huh it can be quite simple a brand new nation to mention what we have been speaking about last night time all proper Jeff what were we speaking about last night time good day you know the rumors in regards to the bishops little mistake all proper yeah what mistake used to be that no Ted his son his son in america oh yes he’s a son in america yes what’s strange it can be a race race huh that’s news to me Ted we have been speakme about it final night Deauville to Father Hernandez who all correct the Cuban lad yeah he gave us a video sure if you don’t forget right k just disregard all about it just fail to remember about it simply don’t mention the son have you ever bought that i have Ted the lights are on however there is no one dwelling father Brendan is here hells bells right showman juga now bear in mind now not a phrase concerning the solar hiya bishop how are you come on take a seat down sit down down there your costume beside her father to get mrs.Doyle some tea please how’s the son the son of God how is the son of God how’s the whole lot on the planet faith the sector of faith what the hell are you speaking about Crilley good you realize Oh mrs. Darling sign that tea here i am I mentioned mister and i am great thanks mrs. Doyle will you no longer have a cup of tea visibly no no i’m not going to remain I want to get proper to the factor and get the hell out of here definite you will not have a clog i’m unique thanks oh one have a call no thanks oh no however everyone else is having a cop would you now not have one yourself I would not have the time you left out you can be Bishop piggy within the core i’m fine first-class you definite you will not have a cop only a drop no Bishop eggy and me simply say sure or is it it can be faster suppose me all proper then yes Mon Tiger lads good i am hoping you’re no longer doing torture damage right here huh Jack are you behaving your self thanks did you see your grace what brings you to these elements considering of sending us again to our parishes a reality chance you are right here unless I inform you or else you think both jack again into a common parish after the marriage ceremony he did in earth long huh undoubtedly i’m no no no no you had been right here until all of that cash is accounted for I failed to be aware of what after that money I ample you went to Las Vegas as soon as that bad baby was once imagined to be in Lourdes and as for this cabbage the mere idea of letting him again into the real world after the Black Rock incident sure that wasn’t the amount of persons’s lives a rep to be broken there have been handiest nuns nuns are people too my god the strings I needed to pull the stop the Vatican getting involved I do not wish to speak about it I just wish to get this sense business over and completed with film about what film this blasphemous film The passion of st.Tibula s– now His Holiness has banned it but due to the fact of some loophole the bloody thing is displaying on this godforsaken dump oh yes that is correct is it any excellent if it is any excellent or not all i do know is that we have to be visible to be making a stand against it i have been brought again from my excursion in California to form it out and that’s the place you went Larry and Moe are available in what do you imply well i know that most of the time you wouldn’t be ready to organize a nun shoot in a nunnery but regardless of that’s as much as you to make the church’s role clear make some style of a protest on the cinema even you must be ready to manipulate that oh thanks very much listen that is very serious don’t make a balls of it correct i’m going to be in contact your grace but this this is not rather my area nothing is your area Crilley you don’t have an field and this is the variety of a play field with sand castles and buckets and spades now do what you are told correct via now this is silly there is nobody here for God see females and gents i’m joyful to say now we have a deal with in retailer today for all you fanatics of French cinema is that this subtitles different is it so titled or is it dubbed it can be whatever any person stare at the protesting now or what sure I suppose so or maybe we will have to just stay and spot somewhat little bit of the filling for us well let’s just get it over with how maybe it is no longer too bad Ted it would be in different commitments it’s not relevant whether it is excellent or bad Dubin it can be the morality we don’t consider proper let’s go dude did your sin hello Michael how are you oh i’m grandpa how’s father Jack what we’ve not seen him due to the fact that we the last shall set up in season on this plan is bit worn out so we won’t be on my own in these days all correct but you are making a couple of circuit it can be a protracted story we’ve got the bishop or you recognize Len Brennan or at gob sheet it is going lad seeing that in film I any taller down right here and kick up just a little of a drive all proper yeah however there’s only one dingo yeah you are sort of an just anything to exhibit we’re not all correct Oh laughter sorry Michael oh no no no no problem at all though however when you might preserve it down I imply we have got to feel of different humans that you can rely on us make it Michael Michael um i do not suppose you are inclined to cook dinner yourself that’s only a television no hindrance huh do you need to head on now oh hush or no means would as well stay and notice the movie first so I throw you out after the villain grand grand fight i am carried out we’re nonetheless ok from the bath location EJ the worry mm oh you washe was all decibels you’re asking the fallacious individual there Ted I might make head nor tails i know for a incontrovertible fact that sane tibula swore extra garments than that he used to be from Norway our summer time the frozen to death and do you remember that bit when sin tipping us he tried to take that banana off the opposite lad I wasn’t a banana tilden anyway let’s get some sleep hmm provide us a B please Bob mm-hmm Beethoven do C please Bob carnivorous air please Bob God no longer blockbusters once more Fettuccine 6:00 a.M.Pleasant a further 8 hour sleep you’re going to wake 10 oh that is fantastic isn’t it one more nice lie in for the men there’s do you need to be horrible Ted wouldn’t be terrible if Bishop Brennan got here in and he instructed us to get out of the cinema and began protesting again that is ridiculous the location doesn’t open for a further 7 hours what about what they Bishop said didn’t he need us to change ourselves the railings how we supposed to try this hilarious might have some thing correct you go and get some thing i’ll I simply keep here and preserve a detailed cinema wager they’re gonna would want to watch a film that does not begin for an extra 7 hours Jack what the hell are you as much as why don’t seem to be you at the movie psycho what what did you say listen the dead you see my bag anywhere my travelling bag hmm well for those who do see it will you give it back to me let’s go my bloody passport in it and uh the whole lot correct you gonna stand there all day a fats historical bitch on high to be like there is a large pile of scheisse yeah ignorant prick dude watch that mouth of yours i’ll watch nothing i’m going to stick this up your ass oh hello YouTube father how’s tricks we have not obvious you in a at the same time we were simply going to have some tea if you have a drop no thanks mrs.O’Leary no i am first-class hiya what can we do you for our Father well I was watching for a pair of handcuffs surely pair of handcuffs what you need them for oh nothing so much stuff for me in Ted you and father Ted yeah we’re just attempting whatever out Oh in reality humorous ample I consider we do have a pair i’m Sergeant pawns had left them right here when he retired retired from what from the police the police used to be Sergeant harm on a policeman um he used to be yes why do you think you’re the uniform oh I idea he was just having a laugh anyway young here’s the handcuffs k thanks cost quality i do know my father canine with this kind of thing careful now yeah with this sort of factor Oh father clearly hiya Jim i love Italian I obvious your picture in the paper watch right here have a seem so it can be a blasphemous turn father what’s my type of factor is he mad stuff it is very immoral Jim you would not adore it is it a sort of nudie factor you would not feel the amount and oldest unit you see the Latia father – just the highest section you see i am watching this left an creativeness howdy good if i’ll be off goodbye Jim their fathers ah whats up mr.Sheldon mrs. Lin the passion of seeing time yours what’s that’s it a Western or a musical or some thing we at all times put in Tuesday’s it will get us out of the hustle we noticed a exceptional one a few weeks in the past The Crying recreation it was once extraordinary k there was once this exceptional bit ended you see there was once this girl and then you discover it can be now not a lady however a man oh he obtained his letters let me see it for a 2d however you get the message I was it forced it see you later considering I’ve seen one like you’re Billy’s tall Billy’s is rounder at the high probably anything then stepping into or her head it just goes to exhibit drew lady nobody takes a blind man or woman or so what the church says anymore hello reduce father obviously good day how’s your wife I hear she hasn’t been well she’s lifeless father and he or she are simply a couple of hours of all fairly sure anyplace that is just the way it’s what is the feeling like father what’s it any just right I was once studying about it in the paper I instructed you you must think about going to a film in case your wife is simply die here I might wander it I cannot act about the funeral important points later fathers I ought to say that is uncommon this is the most triumphant Villa with Hudson Joe Rossi Park is breaking all different types of documents as a result of all this publicity over your protest circle that’s method oh my god would you look who it is oh thank god a little of support that’s reasonable 54 turn a nun father I get to a seat proper Dougal I’ve had ample of this we’re leaving give me the keys keys what’s this than your costume why am I watching at a globe of the waters good um how can i provide an explanation for first of all a resume of the last few days now I do not know should you recall however I got here in right here with the suggestion of you making a dignified protest about this village don’t forget that sure sure good you know simply to show the Church’s opposition to the film bus and this is the phase that I find most exciting you could have clearly made this movie the most effective movie ever proven here is not that pleasant I mean men and women are coming from far and wide the country to peer the movie they are even coming from Gdansk to peer the film i do know but it surely’s now not that seem there may be you there is Forrest Gump there is father Jack actually staring at the villain now there’s a flip-up for the books what right now I consider the first-rate factor would be for ye three to proceed your careers as clergymen come fill and promoters external of my jurisdiction huh now Ted I inspiration that you could like to move to the united states hmm what phase do you think well dumb Las Vegas i am sorry i am sorry Ted i’m in South america certainly there is a lovely little island off the coast of Suriname and they have got a couple of tribes there you are going to like this and they have got been knocking the shit out of every other now we have on no account been able to find the proper man to bring them collectively in the spirit of Christian harmony but I think that you’re the man well thanks very a lot no have to thank me incidentally are you aware how to make arrows well not to worry not to fear it’s going to come to you now go blue over to you isn’t it funny how a few of these areas in the Philippines can keep on going with no right sewerage procedure hmm your honor now Jack the place can we send you huh Jack get up Bishop i would not do that you shut up Jack get up I got you oh my god if you happen to consider this place is unhealthy wait till you see your new parish just wait except you see well that’s it then I consider I suppose all we will do now’s percent Ted i don’t wish to go to the Philippines I imply I are not able to even spell the Philippines I understand it starts offevolved with an F i know i do know honey go someplace we might persuade the bishop to change his mind if simplest we had some thing we could discount with I do not know what’s that Jack did you get a film the final factor I need to watch now is a movie well that was excellent wasn’t it right there Ted and will have to we cell him now or will we watch it once more I believe we watch it once more you

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"The Passion of Saint Tibulus" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 3 | Dead Parrot

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Looks like rain Ted come on Duggal it can be your go I need to say father Hernandez it is been individual having you over but I expect you’re getting homesick for Cuba with the aid of now right here oh sure my nation is very beautiful good k what’s that it endured have a exceptional lifestyles here on craggy i’m going to raggy i’m going to as a substitute we will have two just right neighbors padre doogal father doogal gotta run of path father Jack yes however I ought to say I neglected the noise and the lights the whole buzz of the enormous city we mentioned it can be that bad you were in spot Wexford weren’t you I was yes what craggy Island has its charms the west a part of the island used to be wonderful except it drifted off of path exceptional pal drifted off yes there was a bit of of a storm and it just got here loose huh now we should not have a west side it is just north south and east it used to be beautiful at the same time I used to be there sorry mister have you learnt Ted your housekeeper is an awfully stunning girl sometimes this celibacy is tough for a man you have to check her off of the soft I feel bishop brennan springs to mind I see oh yes yes Bishop Lynn Renan he is our style of boss it sounds as if he used to be myself and the union used to be blessed so they are saying no no he no imply boy or girl son he lives in the usa our soul goes to rumor anyway used to be it Colonel Mustard in the kitchen the candlestick what Colonel Mustard within the kitchen with the candlestick you will have Colonel Mustard you showed him to me earlier how might it be Colonel Mustard a view of Colonel Mustard very well father Hernandez your go see yes well I consider it was a certainly not-ending dream the reverend cream Cuchillo and i finished within the drawing-room huh these Protestants as much as no good as ordinary what’s father Jack looking at what’s that you are gazing father Jack okay is that a movie you are watching huh is not that Kiefer Sutherland why is that flat liner as you are watching what purple John is for the Jackman a little bit tough of hearing spouse sure he will get a style of waxy buildup in his ears after which we must syringe them it can be no longer very best it is first-class although in a technique considering that you recognize we’re on no account in need of candles good that was in his head last week and there is a few more over there but now we have virtually ample for a papal funeral he’s a sort of 1 man candle manufacturing unit aunt your father Jack huh be sincere he can hear well sufficient when he needs to watch this father Jack would you adore a pitcher of brandy yes oh you see he is a horrible man okay brandy all right all right all proper now say when huh say when huh tell me particularly wanted to discontinue pouring oh all correct that’s it you sure long past anymore hiya craggy Island parochial condominium father Ted truly speaking ha ha ha whats up bishop Brendan how are you yes no all proper good sure all correct of path yes goodbye bye so that’s the boss he’s coming over he wants to speak to us about something come on we better finish this it can be ought to be the longest recreation of Clue I’ve ever played how lengthy we’ve not be aware of five hours Ted must no longer be some playing cards in here or anything however I have no words to assert how grateful i am do that’s just a little ungrateful – do not you worry father Hernandez dangled a gallows nonetheless I do have some items from the persons of my village please do not chuckle of this straightforward example of Cuban handicraft it is a video recorder see no no guys yes i am sorry exam it can be an extraordinarily normal model it is only a 3 week pre-record facility do not fear about that it is satisfactory thanks very so much father nandus it is distinguished feather cuenta a step 10 for you Ted then go i have whatever fallacious muy it is very specific you fairly do not need you particularly should not have image opal it’s a Cuban fertility image i’m hoping it brings you as so much good fortune because it brought me sure all right muttering oh yeah well I rather come on now drew seem the bishop can be here any minute all proper now you take into account what I advised you huh it can be quite simple a brand new nation to mention what we have been speaking about last night time all proper Jeff what were we speaking about last night time good day you know the rumors in regards to the bishops little mistake all proper yeah what mistake used to be that no Ted his son his son in america oh yes he’s a son in america yes what’s strange it can be a race race huh that’s news to me Ted we have been speakme about it final night Deauville to Father Hernandez who all correct the Cuban lad yeah he gave us a video sure if you don’t forget right k just disregard all about it just fail to remember about it simply don’t mention the son have you ever bought that i have Ted the lights are on however there is no one dwelling father Brendan is here hells bells right showman juga now bear in mind now not a phrase concerning the solar hiya bishop how are you come on take a seat down sit down down there your costume beside her father to get mrs.Doyle some tea please how’s the son the son of God how is the son of God how’s the whole lot on the planet faith the sector of faith what the hell are you speaking about Crilley good you realize Oh mrs. Darling sign that tea here i am I mentioned mister and i am great thanks mrs. Doyle will you no longer have a cup of tea visibly no no i’m not going to remain I want to get proper to the factor and get the hell out of here definite you will not have a clog i’m unique thanks oh one have a call no thanks oh no however everyone else is having a cop would you now not have one yourself I would not have the time you left out you can be Bishop piggy within the core i’m fine first-class you definite you will not have a cop only a drop no Bishop eggy and me simply say sure or is it it can be faster suppose me all proper then yes Mon Tiger lads good i am hoping you’re no longer doing torture damage right here huh Jack are you behaving your self thanks did you see your grace what brings you to these elements considering of sending us again to our parishes a reality chance you are right here unless I inform you or else you think both jack again into a common parish after the marriage ceremony he did in earth long huh undoubtedly i’m no no no no you had been right here until all of that cash is accounted for I failed to be aware of what after that money I ample you went to Las Vegas as soon as that bad baby was once imagined to be in Lourdes and as for this cabbage the mere idea of letting him again into the real world after the Black Rock incident sure that wasn’t the amount of persons’s lives a rep to be broken there have been handiest nuns nuns are people too my god the strings I needed to pull the stop the Vatican getting involved I do not wish to speak about it I just wish to get this sense business over and completed with film about what film this blasphemous film The passion of st.Tibula s– now His Holiness has banned it but due to the fact of some loophole the bloody thing is displaying on this godforsaken dump oh yes that is correct is it any excellent if it is any excellent or not all i do know is that we have to be visible to be making a stand against it i have been brought again from my excursion in California to form it out and that’s the place you went Larry and Moe are available in what do you imply well i know that most of the time you wouldn’t be ready to organize a nun shoot in a nunnery but regardless of that’s as much as you to make the church’s role clear make some style of a protest on the cinema even you must be ready to manipulate that oh thanks very much listen that is very serious don’t make a balls of it correct i’m going to be in contact your grace but this this is not rather my area nothing is your area Crilley you don’t have an field and this is the variety of a play field with sand castles and buckets and spades now do what you are told correct via now this is silly there is nobody here for God see females and gents i’m joyful to say now we have a deal with in retailer today for all you fanatics of French cinema is that this subtitles different is it so titled or is it dubbed it can be whatever any person stare at the protesting now or what sure I suppose so or maybe we will have to just stay and spot somewhat little bit of the filling for us well let’s just get it over with how maybe it is no longer too bad Ted it would be in different commitments it’s not relevant whether it is excellent or bad Dubin it can be the morality we don’t consider proper let’s go dude did your sin hello Michael how are you oh i’m grandpa how’s father Jack what we’ve not seen him due to the fact that we the last shall set up in season on this plan is bit worn out so we won’t be on my own in these days all correct but you are making a couple of circuit it can be a protracted story we’ve got the bishop or you recognize Len Brennan or at gob sheet it is going lad seeing that in film I any taller down right here and kick up just a little of a drive all proper yeah however there’s only one dingo yeah you are sort of an just anything to exhibit we’re not all correct Oh laughter sorry Michael oh no no no no problem at all though however when you might preserve it down I imply we have got to feel of different humans that you can rely on us make it Michael Michael um i do not suppose you are inclined to cook dinner yourself that’s only a television no hindrance huh do you need to head on now oh hush or no means would as well stay and notice the movie first so I throw you out after the villain grand grand fight i am carried out we’re nonetheless ok from the bath location EJ the worry mm oh you washe was all decibels you’re asking the fallacious individual there Ted I might make head nor tails i know for a incontrovertible fact that sane tibula swore extra garments than that he used to be from Norway our summer time the frozen to death and do you remember that bit when sin tipping us he tried to take that banana off the opposite lad I wasn’t a banana tilden anyway let’s get some sleep hmm provide us a B please Bob mm-hmm Beethoven do C please Bob carnivorous air please Bob God no longer blockbusters once more Fettuccine 6:00 a.M.Pleasant a further 8 hour sleep you’re going to wake 10 oh that is fantastic isn’t it one more nice lie in for the men there’s do you need to be horrible Ted wouldn’t be terrible if Bishop Brennan got here in and he instructed us to get out of the cinema and began protesting again that is ridiculous the location doesn’t open for a further 7 hours what about what they Bishop said didn’t he need us to change ourselves the railings how we supposed to try this hilarious might have some thing correct you go and get some thing i’ll I simply keep here and preserve a detailed cinema wager they’re gonna would want to watch a film that does not begin for an extra 7 hours Jack what the hell are you as much as why don’t seem to be you at the movie psycho what what did you say listen the dead you see my bag anywhere my travelling bag hmm well for those who do see it will you give it back to me let’s go my bloody passport in it and uh the whole lot correct you gonna stand there all day a fats historical bitch on high to be like there is a large pile of scheisse yeah ignorant prick dude watch that mouth of yours i’ll watch nothing i’m going to stick this up your ass oh hello YouTube father how’s tricks we have not obvious you in a at the same time we were simply going to have some tea if you have a drop no thanks mrs.O’Leary no i am first-class hiya what can we do you for our Father well I was watching for a pair of handcuffs surely pair of handcuffs what you need them for oh nothing so much stuff for me in Ted you and father Ted yeah we’re just attempting whatever out Oh in reality humorous ample I consider we do have a pair i’m Sergeant pawns had left them right here when he retired retired from what from the police the police used to be Sergeant harm on a policeman um he used to be yes why do you think you’re the uniform oh I idea he was just having a laugh anyway young here’s the handcuffs k thanks cost quality i do know my father canine with this kind of thing careful now yeah with this sort of factor Oh father clearly hiya Jim i love Italian I obvious your picture in the paper watch right here have a seem so it can be a blasphemous turn father what’s my type of factor is he mad stuff it is very immoral Jim you would not adore it is it a sort of nudie factor you would not feel the amount and oldest unit you see the Latia father – just the highest section you see i am watching this left an creativeness howdy good if i’ll be off goodbye Jim their fathers ah whats up mr.Sheldon mrs. Lin the passion of seeing time yours what’s that’s it a Western or a musical or some thing we at all times put in Tuesday’s it will get us out of the hustle we noticed a exceptional one a few weeks in the past The Crying recreation it was once extraordinary k there was once this exceptional bit ended you see there was once this girl and then you discover it can be now not a lady however a man oh he obtained his letters let me see it for a 2d however you get the message I was it forced it see you later considering I’ve seen one like you’re Billy’s tall Billy’s is rounder at the high probably anything then stepping into or her head it just goes to exhibit drew lady nobody takes a blind man or woman or so what the church says anymore hello reduce father obviously good day how’s your wife I hear she hasn’t been well she’s lifeless father and he or she are simply a couple of hours of all fairly sure anyplace that is just the way it’s what is the feeling like father what’s it any just right I was once studying about it in the paper I instructed you you must think about going to a film in case your wife is simply die here I might wander it I cannot act about the funeral important points later fathers I ought to say that is uncommon this is the most triumphant Villa with Hudson Joe Rossi Park is breaking all different types of documents as a result of all this publicity over your protest circle that’s method oh my god would you look who it is oh thank god a little of support that’s reasonable 54 turn a nun father I get to a seat proper Dougal I’ve had ample of this we’re leaving give me the keys keys what’s this than your costume why am I watching at a globe of the waters good um how can i provide an explanation for first of all a resume of the last few days now I do not know should you recall however I got here in right here with the suggestion of you making a dignified protest about this village don’t forget that sure sure good you know simply to show the Church’s opposition to the film bus and this is the phase that I find most exciting you could have clearly made this movie the most effective movie ever proven here is not that pleasant I mean men and women are coming from far and wide the country to peer the movie they are even coming from Gdansk to peer the film i do know but it surely’s now not that seem there may be you there is Forrest Gump there is father Jack actually staring at the villain now there’s a flip-up for the books what right now I consider the first-rate factor would be for ye three to proceed your careers as clergymen come fill and promoters external of my jurisdiction huh now Ted I inspiration that you could like to move to the united states hmm what phase do you think well dumb Las Vegas i am sorry i am sorry Ted i’m in South america certainly there is a lovely little island off the coast of Suriname and they have got a couple of tribes there you are going to like this and they have got been knocking the shit out of every other now we have on no account been able to find the proper man to bring them collectively in the spirit of Christian harmony but I think that you’re the man well thanks very a lot no have to thank me incidentally are you aware how to make arrows well not to worry not to fear it’s going to come to you now go blue over to you isn’t it funny how a few of these areas in the Philippines can keep on going with no right sewerage procedure hmm your honor now Jack the place can we send you huh Jack get up Bishop i would not do that you shut up Jack get up I got you oh my god if you happen to consider this place is unhealthy wait till you see your new parish just wait except you see well that’s it then I consider I suppose all we will do now’s percent Ted i don’t wish to go to the Philippines I imply I are not able to even spell the Philippines I understand it starts offevolved with an F i know i do know honey go someplace we might persuade the bishop to change his mind if simplest we had some thing we could discount with I do not know what’s that Jack did you get a film the final factor I need to watch now is a movie well that was excellent wasn’t it right there Ted and will have to we cell him now or will we watch it once more I believe we watch it once more you

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"The Passion of Saint Tibulus" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 3 | Dead Parrot

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"The Passion of Saint Tibulus" | Father Ted | Series 1 Episode 3 | Dead Parrot

Looks like rain Ted come on Duggal it’s your go I have got to say father Hernandez it’s been unusual having you over but I expect you’re getting homesick for Cuba by using now right here oh yes my country could be very gorgeous just right ok what’s that it endured have a first-rate existence here on craggy i will raggy i’ll rather we will have two excellent acquaintances padre doogal father doogal gotta run of course father Jack yes however I ought to say I missed the noise and the lights the entire buzz of the significant metropolis we mentioned it’s that unhealthy you were in spot Wexford weren’t you I was yes what craggy Island has its charms the west part of the island was once stunning until it drifted off of path quality friend drifted off yes there was a bit of of a storm and it simply came free huh now we don’t have a west side it’s simply north south and east it was lovely even as I used to be there sorry mister do you know Ted your housekeeper is an awfully lovely girl commonly this celibacy is tough for a man you need to investigate her off of the tender I consider bishop brennan springs to intellect I see oh sure yes Bishop Lynn Renan he is our kind of boss it seems that he was once myself and the union was once blessed so they say no no he no imply boy or girl son he lives in the united states our soul goes to rumor anyway was once it Colonel Mustard in the kitchen the candlestick what Colonel Mustard within the kitchen with the candlestick you might have Colonel Mustard you confirmed him to me previous how could or not it’s Colonel Mustard a view of Colonel Mustard very well father Hernandez your go see yes well I consider it used to be a under no circumstances-ending dream the reverend cream Cuchillo and i ended within the drawing-room huh those Protestants up to no good as typical what’s father Jack watching at what’s that you’re gazing father Jack very well is that a movie you are looking at huh isn’t that Kiefer Sutherland why is that flat liner as you’re staring at what purple John is for the Jackman slightly tough of hearing spouse sure he gets a kind of waxy buildup in his ears after which we have to syringe them it’s no longer very first-rate it’s nice although in a way because you already know we’re never short of candles good that used to be in his head last week and there is a few extra over there however we have now nearly ample for a papal funeral he is a variety of one man candle manufacturing facility aunt your father Jack huh be sincere he can hear good adequate when he wants to look at this father Jack would you adore a glass of brandy sure oh you see he’s a horrible man k brandy all proper all correct all proper now say when huh say when huh inform me really desired to stop pouring oh all proper that’s it you sure long past anymore hi there craggy Island parochial residence father Ted real speaking ha ha ha whats up bishop Brendan how are you yes no all correct excellent yes all correct of course sure goodbye bye so that’s the boss he’s coming over he wants to speak to us about anything come on we better conclude this it is ought to be the longest game of Clue I’ve ever performed how long we haven’t know five hours Ted must no longer be some playing cards in here or whatever however I don’t have any phrases to assert how thankful i am do that is a bit ungrateful – do not you worry father Hernandez dangled a gallows however I do have some gifts from the men and women of my village please do not laugh of this straightforward illustration of Cuban handicraft it can be a video recorder see no no men yes i am sorry exam it is an extraordinarily normal mannequin it is only a 3 week pre-record facility don’t worry about that it’s nice thanks very a lot father nandus it’s distinct feather cuenta a step 10 for you Ted then go i have anything flawed muy it can be very distinct you particularly do not have you really don’t have symbol opal it’s a Cuban fertility symbol i am hoping it brings you as so much good fortune because it brought me sure all right muttering oh yeah well I instead come on now drew look the bishop will probably be here any minute all proper now you recollect what I advised you huh it’s quite simple a brand new country to say what we were speakme about final night all correct Jeff what had been we talking about final night whats up the rumors about the bishops little mistake all proper yeah what mistake used to be that no Ted his son his son in the united states oh sure he is a son in america yes what’s extraordinary it can be a race race huh that is news to me Ted we have been talking about it final night time Deauville to Father Hernandez who all right the Cuban lad yeah he gave us a video sure should you keep in mind proper ok just put out of your mind all about it just omit about it simply do not mention the son have you got that i have Ted the lights are on but there’s no one home father Brendan is here hells bells proper showman juga now keep in mind now not a phrase in regards to the sun howdy bishop how are you come on take a seat down sit down down there your dress beside her father to get mrs.Doyle some tea please how’s the son the son of God how is the son of God how’s everything on the planet religion the sector of religion what the hell are you speaking about Crilley good you realize Oh mrs. Darling signal that tea right here i am I mentioned mister and i am nice thanks mrs. Doyle will you now not have a cup of tea visibly no no i’m not going to stay I wish to get proper to the point and get the hell out of right here definite you won’t have a clog i’m targeted thanks oh one have a name no thank you oh no however every body else is having a cop would you not have one yourself I do not have the time you ignored you’ll be Bishop piggy in the center i am satisfactory high-quality you sure you is not going to have a cop only a drop no Bishop eggy and me simply say sure or is it it is quicker consider me all proper then yes Mon Tiger lads well i hope you are no longer doing torture harm right here huh Jack are you behaving your self thank you did you see your grace what brings you to those parts thinking of sending us back to our parishes a reality risk you are right here until I let you know or else you think both jack again into a average parish after the wedding he did in earth lengthy huh absolutely i am no no no no you had been here until all of that money is accounted for I didn’t comprehend what after that money I enough you went to Las Vegas once that terrible youngster was once supposed to be in Lourdes and as for this cabbage the mere proposal of letting him back into the actual world after the Black Rock incident sure that wasn’t the quantity of folks’s lives a rep to be damaged there have been best nuns nuns are persons too my god the strings I had to pull the stop the Vatican getting worried I don’t need to speak about it I just wish to get this sense business over and completed with movie about what film this blasphemous film The passion of st.Tibula s– now His Holiness has banned it however for the reason that of some loophole the bloody factor is showing on this godforsaken dump oh yes that is proper is it any good you realize if it can be any good or no longer all i know is that we must be visible to be making a stand in opposition to it i have been brought again from my holiday in California to sort it out and that’s the place you went Larry and Moe are available what do you imply well i do know that most likely you wouldn’t be equipped to arrange a nun shoot in a nunnery however despite that’s up to you to make the church’s role clear make some variety of a protest at the cinema even you should be equipped to manipulate that oh thanks very a lot hear this is very serious do not make a balls of it proper i’ll be in contact your grace but this this is not really my subject nothing is your subject Crilley you should not have an subject and that is the variety of a play subject with sand castles and buckets and spades now do what you’re informed correct through now this is silly there is no person right here for God see ladies and gentlemen i’m pleased to say we’ve a treat in store today for all you enthusiasts of French cinema is that this subtitles different is it so titled or is it dubbed it’s some thing anybody stare at the protesting now or what yes I consider so or probably we will have to just stay and notice just a little little bit of the filling for us well let’s just get it over with how probably it is now not too unhealthy Ted it would be in other commitments it isn’t important whether or not it can be good or bad Dubin it is the morality we do not believe right let’s go dude did your sin whats up Michael how are you oh i am grandpa how’s father Jack what we haven’t obvious him because we the last shall set up in season on this plan is bit worn out so we won’t be on my own today all correct but you’re making a number of circuit it’s a long story we have the bishop or you realize Len Brennan or at gob sheet it can be going lad on account that in movie I any taller down here and kick up a bit of of a drive all correct yeah but there may be only one dingo yeah you’re kind of an just something to show we’re now not all correct Oh laughter sorry Michael oh no no no no main issue in any respect though but should you could hold it down I mean we need to feel of different men and women that you would be able to count on us make it Michael Michael um i don’t think you tend to prepare dinner your self that is just a tv no drawback huh do you want to go on now oh hush or no way could as good stay and see the film first so I throw you out after the villain grand grand fight i am accomplished we’re still ok from the tub location EJ the fear mm oh you washe was all decibels you’re asking the improper person there Ted I would make head nor tails i do know for a undeniable fact that sane tibula swore more clothes than that he used to be from Norway our summer the frozen to loss of life and do you keep in mind that bit when sin tipping us he tried to take that banana off the opposite lad I wasn’t a banana tilden anyway let’s get some sleep hmm supply us a B please Bob mm-hmm Beethoven do C please Bob carnivorous air please Bob God not blockbusters again Fettuccine 6:00 a.M.Satisfactory an additional eight hour sleep you will wake 10 oh that is excellent isn’t it yet another first-class lie in for the lads there is do you wish to have to be horrible Ted wouldn’t be horrible if Bishop Brennan came in and he instructed us to get out of the cinema and started protesting once more that is ridiculous the place doesn’t open for an extra 7 hours what about what they Bishop mentioned did not he need us to alter ourselves the railings how we supposed to do that hilarious would have something correct you go and get whatever i’ll I just keep here and safeguard a close cinema wager they may be gonna would wish to watch a film that doesn’t for an extra 7 hours Jack what the hell are you up to why aren’t you on the film psycho what what did you say listen the lifeless you see my bag wherever my traveling bag hmm well in case you do see it could you provide it again to me let’s go my bloody passport in it and uh the whole lot proper you gonna stand there all day a fat old bitch on prime to be like there’s a large pile of scheisse yeah ignorant prick dude watch that mouth of yours i will watch nothing i will stick this up your ass oh hiya YouTube father how’s tips we’ve not seen you in a whilst we have been simply going to have some tea when you have a drop no thanks mrs.O’Leary no i’m great good day what do we do you for our Father good I used to be watching for a pair of handcuffs truely pair of handcuffs what you need them for oh nothing so much stuff for me in Ted you and father Ted yeah we’re simply trying something out Oh genuinely humorous sufficient I think we do have a pair i’m Sergeant pawns had left them here when he retired retired from what from the police the police was Sergeant hurt on a policeman um he used to be yes why do you suppose you’re the uniform oh I proposal he used to be just having a laugh anyway younger this is the handcuffs okay thanks rate great i do know my father dog with this type of thing careful now yeah with this sort of thing Oh father naturally whats up Jim i like Italian I visible your snapshot within the paper watch right here have a look so it’s a blasphemous turn father what’s my variety of thing is he mad stuff it’s very immoral Jim you wouldn’t love it is it a style of nudie factor you wouldn’t feel the amount and oldest unit you see the Latia father – simply the top phase you see i’m watching this left an imagination whats up well if i’ll be off goodbye Jim their fathers ah hello mr.Sheldon mrs. Lin the passion of seeing time yours what’s that is it a Western or a musical or some thing we normally put in Tuesday’s it will get us out of the hustle we noticed a high-quality one a couple of weeks ago The Crying game it used to be exquisite okay there was once this first-class bit ended you see there was once this woman and then you find out it is now not a lady but a man oh he got his letters let me see it for a 2d but you get the message I was once it forced it see you later in view that I’ve seen one like you’re Billy’s tall Billy’s is rounder on the high maybe whatever then moving into or her head it just goes to exhibit drew lady no person takes a blind character or so what the church says anymore howdy reduce father certainly hi there how’s your wife I hear she hasn’t been well she’s dead father and she or he are just a few hours of all particularly sure at any place that is just the best way it is what’s the feeling like father what is it any good I was reading about it in the paper I advised you you must consider about going to a film in case your spouse is solely die right here I would wander it I can’t act about the funeral small print later fathers I need to say that is exotic that is the most victorious Villa with Hudson Joe Rossi Park is breaking all sorts of documents due to all this publicity over your protest circle that is approach oh my god would you seem who it’s oh thank god a little bit of help that’s fair fifty four turn a nun father I get to a seat right Dougal I’ve had adequate of this we’re leaving provide me the keys keys what’s this than your dress why am I looking at a globe of the waters good um how am i able to give an explanation for firstly a resume of the last few days now I don’t know should you do not forget however I got here in right here with the idea of you making a dignified protest about this village recall that yes sure good you know simply to show the Church’s opposition to the movie bus and this is the part that I to find most exciting you could have genuinely made this movie essentially the most victorious movie ever shown here is not that nice I imply men and women are coming from in every single place the nation to see the movie they’re even coming from Gdansk to peer the movie i know nevertheless it’s no longer that seem there may be you there is Forrest Gump there is father Jack honestly gazing the villain now there may be a turn-up for the books what correct now I believe the exceptional factor would be for ye three to proceed your careers as clergymen come fill and promoters outside of my jurisdiction huh now Ted I idea that you would like to move to the united states hmm what section do you suppose good dumb Las Vegas i am sorry i am sorry Ted i am in South the usa most likely there’s a beautiful little island off the coast of Suriname and they have got a couple of tribes there you are going to love this and they’ve been knocking the shit out of each other we have by no means been in a position to seek out the proper man to convey them together in the spirit of Christian concord however I feel that you’re the man good thanks very much no must thank me by the way have you learnt how one can make arrows well not to fear to not fear it is going to come to you now go blue over to you isn’t it funny how a few of these locations within the Philippines can keep on going without a proper sewerage system hmm your honor now Jack the place will we ship you huh Jack wake up Bishop i wouldn’t do that you just shut up Jack get up I acquired you oh my god when you think this situation is unhealthy wait till you see your new parish simply wait unless you see well that is it then I think I feel all we will do now is % Ted i do not need to go to the Philippines I mean I are not able to even spell the Philippines I know it starts with an F i do know i know honey go someplace we would persuade the bishop to change his mind if simplest we had something we might cut price with I do not know what’s that Jack did you get a film the final thing I need to watch now is a film good that was high-quality wasn’t it right there Ted and must we cellphone him now or will we watch it again I believe we watch it again you