#like the funnier i was the worse i was doing

[greatestjubilee]

bleh

[skitskatdacat63]

Prince Jenson of Somerset

+ process & lore

Yayyyyy omg finally have drawn portraits of the four main characters!!!! I'll show the process of Jenson's first and then them all four together. Though it's a shame the Seb/Fernando ones are older, I think it's hopefully obvious how much I've improved since November?

Look at him in all his handsome, princely glory 🥹 It's funny, I'm always happy with the second sketch and initial lineart, and then I start coloring it and I absolutely hate it, and it takes a significant amount of time into the painting for me to like it again. And then I reach a certain point and I'm in love with it again. Ugh though I gotta say, I love drawing the curls, it's just so 18th century, but at the same point, man I always will love my original lineart for the hair the best ah. Also yes I absolutely had to give him a big ass hat with feathers, he really is that kinda guy to me. I originally drew a bicorne and then realized that those don't really exist until basically almost a century later oops, so tricorne it is!!

Okay now omg look at them all together 🥹

Haha wow I have improved a lot! Just like the Seb/Fernando ones, Mark and Jense's were meant to be put together. I think there's a lot of inherent characterization in their poses that highlight the difference between them. Mark is looking up, very wistful, looking up to greater people, greater things. Jenson's head is tilted down, almost looking at the viewer, he is very satisfied with his role and revels in it, he's here to slay!

Okay, yes, lore, characterization, sorry that it is so far down on the post!!

Jense would probably be the fan favorite if this AU was an actual book or show or something. He's the guy you randomly find while browsing Wikipedia and you're like, woah this guy is so cool??? Unlike Sebmarknando, he doesn't really have the same level of angst, he's kinda just chilling. He's a bit harder to write a lore post about, because he's basically that character who is always magically around the corner, ready to witness some crazy thing and just breeze past it.

He is less linked to Seb than people like Mark and Fernando, because he's basically just his personal minister of transportation(read: horse fucker), so he avoids a lot of the relationship complications and drama, but that isn't to say he's completely uninvolved. He really likes Seb, and loves to hang around with him and serve him, but he's not as beholden to him. He's who everyone goes to air their grievances or to get away from the others, and he's very happy with this role. He's generally willing to play any side in an argument, but does tend to have a pretty big soft spot for Seb overall(Seb also gives him cuteness aggression, and he wants to bite him. Especially when Seb puffs himself up and acts super bratty when he gets offended at not being seen as a proper ruler.)

He's royalty from other kingdom, but pledged his loyalty to Seb's kingdom when he was quite young and has served him(his father first) ever since. He started off somewhat low in the military, rose to a pretty high rank, was a renowed war hero, and then ended up retiring pretty early to tend to Seb's horses. That's an oversimplification, but yeah. He liked the military life, was very good at it, but decided he had done enough, and wanted to be involved in more direct service, albeit more laid back. As I mentioned in Mark's post, Mark *really* doesn't understand his choice to do this, because if Mark had been in Jense's position, he can't ever imagine being able to let all that go and living the quiet life.

He is the palace whore, everyone has been with him honestly. It'll be like, some man walks into his bedroom, only to see Jenson in bed with his wife, but instead of being angry, he's like "wow you couldn't even wait for me??" He's just very carefree, and happy to just slut around and tend to Seb's horses.

I think he definitely still advises Seb, and would go to battle if truly need be, but generally seems to be living in a different world than the weird psychosexual homoerotic political drama that the others seem to be living in. But as I said, it's not like he doesn't contribute to it! He loves to goad Fernando, and constantly plays devil's advocate in "debates" between Fernando and Seb. He's also obviously the one that keep "accidentally" locking them in rooms and forgetting where the key is.

Sorry if this isn't very explanatory, I hope it gives a general idea to the type of character he is???? As always, let me know if you have any questions! I kinda struggled on what to write here because I'm finishing this at almost 8 am 😭 so I'm not sure if it's great or not. But basically you need to know: horse fucker who is generally breezy and carefree but also can be a bit of a menace to society every once in a while.

[genericpuff]

this is it, i've officially peaked

(original comic is by @lastplacecomics and the original context absolutely 100% worked for a joke like this LMAO)

[linktoo]

I love how kim completely and utterly takes into stride your random outbursts without losing any respect for you

kim: how do you know

harry, quite literally: I'm just saying random things while looking at holes in the mud i have no idea where any of this is coming from

kim: thats ok

[ace-apple]

thinking about how the federation saw q!cellbit killing their workers and just decided to put him in the super mega hell dimension where he gets to relive his trauma for two weeks straight and make him worse. like yeah thats gonna get him to stop doing that mhm

[quietwingsinthesky]

very funny to me that even is very Not immortal. at best, their current age is fucky-wucky because getting stuck in a dimensional bubble and then unstuck via Shenanigans will do that to you. they don’t know how old they are but it’s probably older than they look, but they do know they aren’t going to live as long as either time lord in their life. and what im saying is that if there are Century Long Plots happening, even has to be dropped off at the end to wait like someone stuck at the bus stop to the apocalypse.

[catgirlkirigiri]

Today on jjk furries: world’s most normal family, gay people of course, projecting my blue eyes issues onto mr pretty blue eyes, and also Sukuna is here

[kaeyx]

I personally think that while Fyodor wouldn’t settle for one who interferes with his work (the only thing that’s stopping him from dating dazai) but, regardless if it would end in a relationship, he would be attracted to people who are very different from him, e.g. warm and affectionate (without being pushy), someone who has a mind of their own, I think that fascinates him. This man is so damn smart he wouldn’t want someone who can’t offer him anything that’s either a) intelligence similar to his own b) a strong will or c) a really soft heart.

Yeah! If someone is going to follow his orders unquestioningly I think they obviously have to offer him something else. They have to be fascinating because of their world views challenging his own, for example. Someone who's deliberately kind, someone who wants to eliminate only X kind of ability users, or none at all. Someone with wildly different views on religion/interpretations of Christian scripture.

[creepyscritches]

My partner and I like to crush ourselves to sleep under a massive weighted blanket he got as a present and it's Dope® until I stand up in the morning and realize somehow being too comfortable will poop up all my joints just like it's a flare. Evil world, cruel world.........

[skyburger]

count dooku on my mind couldnt even tell you why. star wars has such a vast and expansive canon why am i thinking about DOOKU. hes like not even that interesting hes just some old guy who died. i mean he like had some cool scenes but like? Its count dooku. its fucking count dooku. this is like if i was thinking about general grievous or something like who the fuck cares about him. im sure someone does but that burden should not be mine to bear... and yet? count dooku in my thoughts. not even like coherent things just like. i think hes funny

[aingeal98]

It's kind of amazing in the year 2024 there are still people who ship Jeff and Annie and fully buy into the "she can fix him" narrative like I know Community itself lost the plot in later seasons when harmon started hinting at it being genuine love instead of a joke about how Jeff was a pathetic creep preying on a teenager to feel young again but like. Even he couldn't make it canon in the end because it made zero sense. It would be a great ending for Jeff but an absolutely pathetic one for Annie because the actors having chemistry doesn't actually automatically translate into true love when their characters are completely incompatible and again, Annie was a teenager and Jeff was in his mid thirties. And the show was self aware enough to point this out as disgusting multiple times. Like I fully don't understand the appeal unless you ignore the show and Annie herself pointing out her unreliable narration and Jeff's self awareness of how pathetic he is.

[milfbro]

there will be a good omens gay kiss girls we did it

I don't think they're gonna fuck but. here's to hoping

[aq2003]

my skip opinions are all controversial and so correct but probably only to me. for instance i dont mind the symbiosis concept coming up only at the end because in universe i think there's a degree of crunchiness to how the gang only worries about brain slugs taking over people when they're making them do horrible things (as opposed to skip who's an outlier amongst his people) and they can't extend a worry abt autonomy towards norman bc skip HAS been such a meaningful addition to the crew + played a huge part in helping them retake their own lives. you regain your autonomy, helped by a being possessing your abusive boss. it's a bit selfish and messy and i think it fits well in the setting and would serve as a great point of discussion in the season 2 we know is going to happen. my second is that i haaaaaaaaaate norman/skip as a ship because i fundamentally, 1000% believe skip is aroace and i think the venom movies have just poisoned your minds

[gudakko]

my absolute favorite thing about resident evil games is that the goofy architectural contraption puzzles are just a universal constant no matter the time or location

[abhorrenttheorizer]

why do i still play this game