#like this is not me simping for Carmy

[guiltyonsundays]

Just finished a rewatch of The Bear and while I love seeing white men apologise as much as anyone, I have to wonder why Carmy is the only person in the show who is ever expected to apologise for his actions? Marcus’ continuing to fuck around with donut recipes when the restaurant was in the middle of a crisis was completely unprofessional and Carmy, as his boss, had a right to be furious at him. Sydney fucked up seriously by leaving the pre-order option on when they introduced the tablet system on her suggestion, which produced a flood of orders and created the episode 7 shitshow. What’s more, she subjected Richie to an unbelievably personal tirade of abuse before LITERALLY STABBING HIM (accidentally yes, but still warranting an apology). Regardless of the fact that Richie is an asshole and probably deserved it, Sydney is the sous chef and basically the manager of the restaurant, and it is literally never okay to talk to a coworker or employee the way she did. But neither Marcus nor Sydney ever apologise to any of the team for their extremely unprofessional behaviour, or for walking out in the middle of a crisis and abandoning everyone. Instead Carmy apologises to both of them for yelling (out of line, but understandable given the situation), and they are both welcomed back without so much as a rebuke. It’s just a weird double standard and I’m surprised by how many people seem to agree with it on here.

[carmenberzattosgf]

Carmy being so I love with his gf he’d do anything. She wants to do tik tok trends and he’ll do it, she wants him to cook her food from movies he’ll do it etc

I just know when carmy falls in love, he falls in love hard. He will do anything for you.

The TikTok trend has me thinking so many thoughts. I just know this man barely knows what a tiktok is. So when you ask him to film a cute little trend with you, he has no idea the reach it can ( AND DOES) have.

I mean. He’s a hot chef- any tiktok of him is bound to blow up. I think if this was while the restaurant was still the beef- people would come in trying to get a peek at him irl after he blows up on tiktok.

He’s SO confused about it and that’s the night you have to tell him that oh… he only got like three million views on that little tiktok you filmed together.

Omg imaging him reading the comments of everyone simping for him. The boy would be blushing so hard. He’s never had that much attention in his life and he does not know what to do.

AH and the food he would make you! Literally the first thing that comes to my mind is the ratatouille from ratatouille-

“Hey Carmen? Do you think you could make me ratatouille sometime, but can it look like the one in ratatouille?”

“You know it’s just tomatoes, eggplant, and zucchini right, baby?”

“I just looks so good in the movie I really want to try it.”

“Alright, I can make it. Anything for you, my love.”

[xblackreader]

Urgh!!!!! Neighbours know my name fxxked me up!! I'm literally ✨️lez✨️ but that fic has me in a chokehold (kinda like how I want carmy to choke sydney next time 👀)

I also, as a black woman, appreciate that you also add that little bit of culture to your fics. I thought the silk press was a nice touch - and of course carm paid for it he's such a fucking simp omg

Thanks for writing and posting, loved every second of my reading experience.

💗🦄💓💋💞🍰💕🧁💝🍬🦋💘☀️💖😭😭😭

You don’t know what this means to me! 😘 I’m very happy to have given everyone something for this ship and extremely grateful for your kindness w my art! 🍰🍰🍰 here’s something sweet bc I love you!!!

My AO3 Link for anyone who’s interested 🤭💋❤️

[smokietaylor]

"I like you so much"

I can't with this whole scene. It is too cute and makes me simp for Carmy so bad

[teapartyprincess4two]

you reblog pedro pascal a lot but you don't talk about him enough

🚨I’VE BEEN CAUGHT SIMPING 🚨

The way I reblog shit and forget it’s visible to the public lmaooo, but if you want me to talk about him I can talk for days bby😋😋😋

The reason I redownloaded tumblr in the first place (over a year ago after not having it for like 6months LOL) was cause I needed JOEL MILLER (TLOU) fanfics. Cause before that I was reading JAVIER PEÑA (NARCOS) and other Pedro characters, but I felt like I’d read everything already so I deleted tumblr.

I just love how silly goofy he can be and I LOVE LOVE LOVE that he represents the Latinos. He’s such a proud Chilean and that gets me 🤤🤰🏻 (PLS). ALSO he lived in San Antonio, TX for a bit so he knows soooo many references and things that I (as a Texas girly 🤠) use daily. Idk I just love this man. I want his children badly

You didn’t ask for this but here’s my CURRENT simp list, be warned it varies A LOT:

- Matt, Chris & Nick Sturniolo (duh)

- Calum Hood

- Pedro Pascal (Javier Peña & Joel Miller)

- Jeremy Allen White (Carmy Berzatto & Lip Gallagher)

- That Mexican OT (a Mexican rapper from Texas)

- Peso Pluma

- Johnnie Guilbert

- Jake Webber

- Takeoff (from the Migos, I love him)

I love all kinds of men 🫶🏻 I’m sure if you look up what they look like you’ll see they all look DIFFERENT and they all do very different things. The list could go on with fictional characters but I’ll leave you with that 💋💋

-L.A.M.B👼🏻💗

[chaithetics]

i saw sharp stick and it was… awakening 😳😳😳 the plot was kinda not good (it felt like it was trying to be absurdist but not fully committed if you know what i mean, but the performances……..)

and honestly i totally get what you feel, i’m still not over succession that’s kinda why i veered toward a rewatch then exploring something new (it felt safer 😂😂😂)

and the BEAR …. honestly jamie lee curtis was phenomenal, it really triggered my flight of fight instinct, it was eerily accurate and painfully familiar. and yeah Clare is just … a character… that’s the best non mean thing i can say 😅😅😅😅😅.

THE FAMILY CHRISTMAS episode left me unwell , it was so heart wrenching knowing what lied ahead for all the characters (especially Mikey). the fact that it was five years too really just drives home just how much and how long of suffering there was.

I too am a sucker for pain that’s why i’m on the hunt in the Mikey fanfic tags because i need moar!

I AM A NATALIE STAN UNTIL THE DAY I DIE season 2 just made me love Pete more, Natalie really is doing her best to break the cycle.

i’ve heard so many good things about Sharp Objects (i think that’s the one with amy adams, who i love, i think she’s criminally underrated, one of the most versatile actresses ever)

i’m wrapping up Punisher season 1 and wow, i forgot how much of hardcore Kastle stan (frank x karen) i was, their chemistry is actually so crazy and they’ve never even kissed, it’s like ‘in a another life’ type of thing. it was so apparent in season 2 of daredevil but i forgot how much it’s expanded upon in season 1 of punisher and honestly how could i forget. (i’m digging in my ao3 bookmarks for the proof lolllll) i also really love the romance between Elektra and Matt (matt really did Karen dirty it’s okay tho she has frank) it’s also very starcrossed… i also think i’m so romance focused because succession and the bear really gave crumbs and said bon appetite 🤪🤪🤪🤪

anyways i do really love the action sequences, and dialogue it’s very comforting and familiar which is what i need lol

now i’m off too browse Kastle tiktok edits hahahaha

I know what you mean! I think the performances of like the two leads were good but the plot wasn't great. It wasn't the worst film I'd ever seen but it certainly wasn't the best. I also just couldn't get over how kind of unbelievable it felt that the MC (I don't remember her name) was such an innocent Mary Sue I guess? And she had come from a very sex positive and open household but didn't even know what a blow job was etc. I felt like Lena Dunham thought she was saying a lot more than what she really was? Also those last shots with the single pair of hands, it reminded me a little of that scene with Theo from Hill House on Netflix with the hands but that was done so much better and had more meaning. Felt like she just wanted to make an artsy sex comedy but couldn't really commit to it. I don't know what to think about the film honestly.

That makes sense! Rewatches are safe haha!

"Clare is just...a character..." DEAD. But you're not wrong that's it sadly. Yes it was truly painful! You're right, suffering is such a long journey and can be such a buildup it's not an overnight thing. SAME I WILL DEFEND NATALIE FOR LIFE! Yes, Pete is so sweet! I recognised the actor from a show called Love and he seems to do a good job of playing sweet goofy men that are simps. We love a simp here, as a woman I am a simp for women. We should all be simps for women! Yes, Natalie is really doing the best to break the cycle! She's doing that for her family she's starting but also with Carmy as well, she's so supportive with him and we see throughout that she really cared about Mikey and tried her best.

Yes, Sharp Objects is with Amy Adams! Same! I love her so much, she is so underrated and precious! I will admit I've made NO progress on Sharp Objects since my reply mentioning it lol...

I LOVE KAREN SO MUCH! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE GETS SO MUCH HATE FROM THE FANDOM! AND I THINK DEBORAH ANN WOLL DID AN AMAZING JOB PORTRAYING HER! Sorry I just needed to say that! I'm glad that at least most of the fanfic I've read on here writers are kinder to her. They do have great chemistry! I do think she's a great actress and everything I've seen her in she's so talented at having convincing chemistry even if it's subtle. Elektra and Matt makes me sad and anxious. Star-crossed lovers are tragic. Yeah, Succession and The Bear aren't super big in the romance department haha. Makes sense! Comfort is what we need after S4 of Succession and S2 of The Bear. Good luck finding for the Kastle edits!!!!

Thanks for sensing this in Bear Nonnie! Appreciate you! 💗🐻

[carmenberzattosgf]

Heyyy ! 🍅🍓💌❤️‍🔥🌹🥀 from me !!-💙

Hi friend!!

🍅 least favorite food I am very picky so like. Most food items. Like I’ve never had ketchup I am that picky

🍓 favorite food Atm, my mom’s chili. It slaps so hard

💌 why did you start this blog? I was convinced by my dear friends @wiintring @grocerystorelist and @hrryshoney convinced me after talking about Carmy and the bear a bunch on my main. Could not be more thankful for them!!

❤️‍🔥 what character do you simp for most often Oh right now it’s Carmy for sure. Also low key rafe from outerbanks 🚶‍♀️

🌹 favorite kinks to write for Dom/sub dynamics! And like stuff in that realm like overstim, subspace, bondage, etc. I am a whore as you can probably tell (dumbification and size kinks are my guilty pleasures)

🥀 kinks you would never write for No piss or scat or anything along those lines. I don’t think I could write cnc. I wouldn’t write anal either.