I need you to understand that I went to a tiny conservative christian school K-12. My graduating class was 20 people. I thought I was the only queer one the whole time.
FOUR of the five girls I had crushes on through middle and high school are now out. FOUR of them. Bisexuals really are disasters.
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There are two things involving Shockwave and Elita-1 I’d really love to see in a transformers series (they are not compatible):
1. Them being absolutely enemies. Elita and Shockwave hate each other. They got like 4 billion years of extra war between them and they cannot stand even the sight of one another. Optimus and Megatron wish they hated each other as much as Shockwave and Elita do. They should get to be silly, terrible rivals at least once, please <3
2. Shockwave and Elita-1 ending the war on Cybertron and for a more crack version of this getting together too. Genuinely I’d be so into a series where like Optimus and Megatron establish communication back with Cybertron and the war is just over. Even funnier the war is over and their respective romantic partners are now married
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All these posts about Ganondorf in totk but not one agreeing with me that the best possible thing would actually be if this is the Ganondorf from fsa and not oot, because it'd be the funniest way to remind people that there was actually more than one and also then he would be truly unprepared for this Link and Zelda combo
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yall stop drawing kyle out to be this neat freak oh so perfect guy. let him be gross sometimes. im not saying let him be a pig, a la cartman, but like-stop making him a neat freak and let him act like a teenage boy (or however old you write him, im just going off what age i write him as which seems to be the most popular age on here based off a poll i did)
example. world of warcraft. c’mon. oook at him there.
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Your 'Mark turning animals into alternates to practice' tag just gave me a few more ideas for these alternate animals. Specifically four.
Black bear: More deliberate than the mountain lion one, but this one got a little too close for its own good thinking it could win. Fleshy on one side and all bones on the other. Its snout is way, way too long to be considered normal. The bones don't look like bones at all...
Timber rattlesnake: Yes, there are rattlesnakes in southwestern Wisconsin, where TMC takes place. This one was wrong place, wrong time. Its head got turned into two human hands clenched together while the rest of its body was just turned into one big rattle.
Emu: Ridiculous option, but this one was probably the exotic pet of someone in Mandela County that kept escaping. I imagine that it looks normal at first glance, but it always looks like it's soaking wet. However, if you get too close, you'll find a vertical mouth with weird, human-like teeth. Said mouth is full of arms.
Moose: The last animal alternate Mark made before moving on to human alternates and arguably the most 'finished' one. The legs are ever so slightly longer than normal, and its antlers never stop shedding velvet. When the velvet sheds, it always regrows because of regeneration.
Oh wow, yeah I do think it would make sense that mark tested his new abilities on aggressive animals in between turning thatcher into an alt and turning Jonah into one.
Just want to let you know that I hate the rattlesnake one. /lh
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