#like woag. pink.

[skunkes]

i cant stop thinking about dis post

[sparky-scratch]

headcanon time

[friedricebunny]

*sees pink and blue together* hm. transgender.

[n7viper]

I’m never beating the pink enjoyer allegations

[darkclouud9]

no red hood so I have to make changes but heehee Pearlie cosplay (kinda)

also I got a fish pen and I was like, damn that'd actually go really well with Pearl bc of the fish she refused to pick up because of her task 🥰

[voidshrub]

Hiii hello first art post!!! I hope you guys like addi fanart :D

Woag wow they kiss,, Context? Backstory?? Sorry this is all for the aesthetic I dunno how they got like this :3

Click (pink) belongs to @brightgoat and Link (green) belongs to @e40536 :D

This is the only post I’ll ever be brave enough (and proud enough of) to tag them on probably because I am an anxious coward. Also expect me to draw them a bunch. I might be late to the hype but the brainrot is still strong (Help)

[eldritchamy]

Hey! I'm a Human Domestication Guide Community clerk and I wanted to reach out to say your post about HDG being an inverse fandom was a really wonderful read. Lots of love from the team!

There's "Getting unhinged about your newest obsession", and then there's "Getting so unhinged about your newest obsession that one of the community managers from their discord server reaches out to you on your tumblr about it."

Do I win? Is the Compact proud of me?

I'm still very much new here (I reached this point in like, one week), but so far I'm really enjoying not just the STORIES of HDG, but the feeling of having a shared universe in which they're being told.

So far the HDG community feels a lot like a bunch of trans girls sitting in a sandbox together. We all have the same sand and the same-ish bucket and shovel or whatever, but also everyone in the sandbox brings their own toys to play in this shared space. Anyone can come and go as they please, but it's always the same sandbox.

And you basically get this vibe that's like a cross between collaborative storytelling and parallel play, which is maybe the coolest feeling I've ever had about any "fandom" I've been a part of.

"My OC is a rebel! She HATES xenos and tries to escape but her resistance is not enough to save her!"

"My OC is too gay to function and domesticates herself by accident in under 3 hours!"

"Oh yeah?? Well MY OC goes undercover and accidentally falls for a pink Affini called the MIND BREAKER and then she gets turned into a free use hypno maid service doll BEFORE SHE'S EVEN A FLORET and it turns out she LIKES IT so she tricks her girlfriend into getting everything they wished for and now they're gaaaaaaaay. Also she has dreams where she gets turned into an obedient robot puppy."

"Woag, I think I'm just nutted about what you just said."

"Also she's really emotional about all of it and learns to love herself."

"AWWWWWWWW."

(Seriously, I think keysmasht now legally owns a third of my soul.)

And man, all of that is just so damn cool.

I haven't been here long but I'm having a great time. I actually DID join the discord last night, I just haven't talked yet.

Thanks for reaching out!

[mrfellsans]

Pov: ur shit antivirus app doesn't work but still loves u so it tries convincing a Trojan virus to not hurt u ✩

I remember first discovering kinito when like nobody knew about it and my reaction to 8 bit Ryan getting doxxed was "Woag" (it wasn't I just forgot what I said)

✩✩ANYWAY KINITO AND MY OC, SHIT ANTIVIRUS! ✩✩

I love pink sm

[mamawasatesttube]

(for the ship ask game) thoughts on jayjon?

Don’t Ship It

1. Why don’t you ship it?

this is a soft no, but it's mostly just that i can't bring myself to care about a single one of aged-up jon's storylines. he's just so... boring 😭 its like he left his personality in the volcano or something.

2. What would have made you like it?

getting a more compelling story for any of it honestly!!! a jon who grew up and had an actually interesting story exploring his bisexuality and going "ah fuck, do i want to come out as superman's son?" because that's a lot of pressure, plus also the parallels they COULD have had to clois romance if intentionally done and done well. and no, by "parallels" i don't just mean "omg... a super... and a reporter... woag" kasdjfkds

also just. anything about superfam in current continuity makes me eventually start wanting to gnaw on things in consternation because. well. the inconsistencies and lack of care in a lot of recent comics drive me up the wall. so that also adds to my reluctance to read or think much about jayjon as they currently exist.

3. Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

i think theyre cute! the art ive seen of them is neat and all; it just doesn't Compel Me or give me anything like, meaty and juicy to marinate in. but i think jon deserves a pink haired twink boyf if he wants one, good for him!

[nanowired-lover]

Biased as fuck bc I loved Antasma so much as a child and still loves him, and bc I'm totally normal about Vivian like any trans person who likes Nintendo but.

Them as friends...........

Both purple (and pink), spooky coded magician, Vivian being transgender and Antasma being a Halloween-loving non-binary's transition goal, banger themes (VIVIAN'S THEME OMG 😭)

very self indulgent ngl but I just they have similar vibes to me. She could be all "woag..." before learning he'd evil

[intertexts]

YAYYYY YOU KNOW DAKOTA BACKSTORY NOW <333 YOU MADE IT !!!!!!

EPISODE 19 + 20 TRIVIA:

- they are all. so very sad. let me play you a song on the worlds tiniest violin

- charlie: "im angling my mic so i can lay on the ground"

- after 5 minutes of just going "im sad" "im sad" "me too" they are FINALLY talking about the episodes

- SUMMER AND DOUG !!!!!!!!!! ohhh i love them they are important 2 me

- the other heroes with summer and doug were fan created!!! the one with black and white hair is Portalgeist (teleportation power), the one with the green visor is Valence (no mention on their power), and then the pink one with the mask is Sleepyhead (sleep/illusion/dream powers) :]

- grizzly: "im glad the water thing worked!! william was proud of me because i didnt rush in and that meant a lot"

- "there is a reason dakota thinks there are three different summers and not just one summer, i think it'll probably come up when we meet the doctor" << HELLO??? i dont actually remember this. omg

- "i hope le frog can finally move on and get over us now. hes their problem now" MEAN 2 HIM !!!!!!

- william figuring out how to neutralize the demons........ woag (on that note he said his original intention was to turn it into a wisp. do with that what you will)

- moving onto 20 woooooo everyone sad again!

- bizly: "i have gone over it in my head a thousand times how i would present her and everything, i hope i did it some sort of justice because every time ive thought about it since you originally told that idea it has made me *this sad*"

- "DAKOTA COLE CHARACTER STUDY EPISODE" << this is such a huge win for me

- "dakota has been very scared to go see his aunt for a very long time. i dont think he ever would have done that alone. i almost wanted him to say that to you guys in the episode but i dont think he wouldve even processed it enough to admit that yet"

- condi and charlie both said they didnt really know what to say in character a lot kf the time but then they realized they didnt really have to say anything, the important part was that the characters where physically there for dakota in that moment

- grizzly: "i mean im sure it was a huge surprise for william and vyncent not just the scenario itself because dakota never talked about it, but the fact that i dont think theyve seen him get emotional like that. its always been sort of over the top righteous anger and never anything this soft or quiet" (charlie: im curling up in a ball on the floor)

- DAKOTA DAMASCUS !!!!!!!!!!!

- they (bizly and grizzly) were a little nervous about how well this was gonna play out because its such a direct real life kind of issue, but they both really like that it adds such a huge layer to dakotas character

- bizly: "i mean, you have this guy- both of his parents were literally killed in the wake of a superhero fight and he STILL grows up with the mindset of 'i wanna be a superhero!' and just this unwavering optimism and urge to do the right thing"

- condi: "i cant wait for us to get into william shit too i reaaally wanna get into whats going on with him"

charlie: "huh? what william stuff?"

condi, suddenly SUPER AGGRESSIVE: "I wanna go to *FUCKING DEADWOOD*"

- grizzly: "i mean william is scared of facing things so part of dakotas whole goal with this was to face something he was really scared of doing to hopefully inspire william to do the same"

- charlie: "i think ive said this before but i think william sees dakota as... making it. into the prime force, as a superhero, just as The Guy who stands out above us all, right. i think he sees dakota making it out of all of this. i don't think he sees that for himself."

grizzly: "dakota Will Not make it to that point without dragging william and vyncent up with him. hes not gonna leave them behind for anything"

- "there are a lot of things william would pry into way too much, i mean its literally on his sheet as one of his complications, but i dont think he would ever pry about this unless dakota brought it up first and wanted to talk about it" aaaahhh the ghostkicksisms

- bizly had said someone had been in the apartment recently, which was weird because his aunt has been in rehab for a WHILE. grizzly doesnt even know who it couldve been

- they said they intentionally kept the details of her rehab sort of vague, they didnt want to get too into the descriptions of it bc that would be too real and too heavy and they wouldnt want to represent anything like that in a poorly handled way. generally though she is there for addiction/alcoholism

- "how pissed would you guys be if we got to the end of the campaign and le frog was the final boss" and they all get VERY GENUINELY ANNOYED JUST AT THE THOUGHT OF THAT POSSIBILITY "bizly i would leave. i would quit"

- charlie: "i have NOTABLY *not* been using a secret identity for a LONG time. because i think william stopped taking the whole hero thing seriously, he doesnt see a point in it anymore"

- bizly says they have already met who he plans to be the final villain of the whole campaign!! theyre trying to guess now, charlie says it would be cool if it was mark (holy shit), grizzly says mal !!!! he thinks mal is going to take the tricksters power in some way. he also jokingly said it would be funny if harlem shade turned out to be the main bad guy because he would have fun playing him as a villain. (condi had to leave early so he doesnt get a guess) . charlie says they all have their own Big Villains right now (wiwi has mal, vyncent has the lich, grizzly doesnt have one yet but he probably will eventually), but he doesnt necessarily see mal becoming THE villain. neither of them think the trickster is going to be the main villain since the whole point of season 2 has been to get ashe back

- GRIZZLY ADMITS HE THINKS MARK IS A REDEEMABLE CHARACTER. WIN !!!!!!!!!!!

DAKOTA CHARACTER STUDY WHOOOOO!!!!!! I MADE IT!!!!!!! a little blood covered and trembling but i made it!!! also jesus i have a BACKLOG of trivia u sent me i wanna talk about so bad... thank u king btw. its so fucking awesome 2 finish an episode & then receive so much trivia about it. fuck yes a little bowl of seeds for me (<- can't stop fucking saying that now!!)

I LOOVE the prime rifterssss i love fan created characterssss theyre so good!!! man. i love summer and doug. yeah even doug. also YEAH the reason he fucking thinks there's three summers is because he has FUCKING BRAIN DAMAGE from ONE MILLION CONCUSSIONS and JUMPING OFF A SKYSCRAPER and being EXPERIMENTED ON!!!!! NKDFKDFGHfgk. or at least. thats what i think.

i also thought he was gonna turn it into a wisp!!!!!!! i was so surprised when it didnt work... my assumption is that they were like, different variants of the same thing, whatever that thing fucking is. which. i guess is maybe not true!! wild.

FEELING INSANE OVER EPISODE 20. LIKE. IN GENERAL. joining charlie in a fucking ball on the floor tbh. what i will say before i spend like, a fucking week sorting through my thoughts & shit is that i do think they did a really good job w/ handling the addiction plot point... whenever anything like that comes up it really is always a crapshoot of like oh okay is this going to be unintentionally shitty to addicts. is this going to be wildly inaccurate. is it going to be ableist. etc etc etc. & i think the vague and blurry brushstrokes that they Did draw were really well done... more specific detail wouldn't have carried nearly as much weight as that description of their trashed rotting apartment & the way they reacted 2 seeing each other !!! wails and cries and throws up.

ALSO, the way his parents were killed feels like such a fucking missing piece slotting into place for his character? i had figured that-- ok i knew his parents were dead & i also knew he'd had.. personal experience with the um. violent and dangerous area of effect superheroism has. but knowing they were collateral damage in that umm. knockoff darkseid? darkstar? fight makes so much sense irt his perception of heroism & not wanting to be responsible for deaths. god.

& ummm i'm feeling fucking normal about "he sees dakota making it out of all this, he doesn't see that for himself." & "he doesn't see a point in the superhero thing anymore" like, we knew that already. but. doesn't make it easier to hear!! MORALLY AMBIGUOUS VIGILANTE WILLIAM WISP WHEN.

i have no idea who the bbeg is gonna be dude. oh my god. its gonna end up being fucking alan (allen??) or something. it's gonna be one of the s5. this is amogus now. anyway. GOOD EPISODE!!!

[overdevelopedglasses]

if u want alcohol that actually tastes good you'll need to get something with a low abv (like pre mixed drinks in a can) cause stuff like straight whisky, vodka, and tequila are all really strong and taste like shite, like actual rubbing alcohol or like those cheap perfumes at aeropostole😭 if you want to try to have a fun time without tasting the nasty alcohol you should try smirrnoff ice (like the 6 packs, not the bottles of red white and berry vodka) ((theres a bunch of different flavours of this, i lile the red white and berry personally)) or something like spiked arizona/simply lemonade. OR if you want like a bottle of something ig, pink whitney is the way to go. it'll still taste like vodka but it's pink lemonade. it's especially good when you freeze it mmmm. mmmm but also you have to be careful with alcohol that tastes good cause you don't wanna have too much on accident

Woag hi Anon

That's definitely a lot.... yeah not interested in drinking straight alcohol as a first time thing lmao.

I have friends who have done the drink before (all of whom I trust/know theyre not bad drunks) and have similar taste sensitivities to me (or just understand mine in a way) but I'll keep all of this in the back pocket if they don't have anything to offer that I'd think I like 👍

[tracle0]

Wordsearch

Hello hello! Tagged by the radical @albatris thank you thank you tidings of blood and fangs upon ye

Finding: Storm, bite, bring and settle and I am going to do it from The Crows Death woag

Storm

“Sorted now.” Sam scowled at the bushes she had originally approached, then gestured him over. “Dolly just needed some help.” “I did not!” She stormed into view, their imposter trailing behind her, her face like thunder. Atlas watched with amusement as she approached, stuck a finger out, and then snarled, “And you!” Andy paused his progress of picking his way out of the bush. “Me?” “You!” She marched forward, and he shrank back, and they tried not to smile too wide. “You are making my job here as hard as possible! You need to stop running off without me all the bloody time!” “I didn’t, I just-“ “You’re going to get yourself killed! Do you understand that? Does that make sense to you?” “Yes, yes, I’m sorry, I’m not-“ “Or do you want to die? Is that it? You’re so eager to kick the bucket already? It’s like you’re not even trying to stay alive!” 

Bite

“Shut him up,” Max instructed sourly. “I don’t want to listen to him talk.” “What, you don’t like his cute little accent?” The man advanced on where Andy had fallen, and he shrank back. Please, please, please. No, no, no.  “Cute,” she echoed.  “Sure, it’s adorable.” He crouched down beside Andy, the cloth in hand, and when Andy clenched his jaw, wondering if he should bite again, he tutted, put on a terrible impression of his Glalis accent. “Now, now, li’le Crow. Dhon’ be irriday’ing me. Maxie here’ll s’ring you uhp if you ghive her a ‘hance.” “Don’t call me that,” Max said. Her smile had vanished. “And hurry up. Stop playing with him.” “I’m not playing. I only play with people I like. Unlike-“ “Titch,” she said, a low, cold note of warning in her voice.  The man - Titch - sighed dramatically, the cloth stretched between his hands. His nails were a void-like black rather than the pale pink they should have been. An actual servant to the Fox. Exactly what he wanted. “You used to be fun,” he grumbled, then looked down at Andy. “Are you going to bite me?”  “Yes,” he said. “Don’t touch me.”

Bring

“It’s - one of the people I went with, a… my friend, he…” they huffed. “He got… kidnapped just before we got back. I want to…” “Track him?” There was an emphasis on his words, an unspoken offer. Atlas realised what he was implying at the exact same time as their imposter, and where horror drew across their face, a flicker of hope danced across their imposters. “Wait,” Atlas blurted, lurching forward. The floorboards didn’t even groan under their feet, their own home falling for their imposter's trick. “Wait, no. No, you - he can’t come. He can’t come as well, he’ll - he’ll die. You’ll kill him. You’re going to kill him.” Every word was fully ignored. Their imposter pulled away from Olly’s shoulder to study him, the start of a smile edging across their expression. “Yeah,” they said quietly. “Track him. Bring him back.” A primal scream started to rise in their throat, desperation and premature grief loud and clawing. “Don’t,” they begged. “Hey. Hey, seriously, please, don’t. You’ll kill him, I can’t - I can’t live without him. Do anything else. Please. Please. Listen to me, don’t - please.”

Settle

When he twisted his head around, he found its source; a decayed rodent laying an arm’s length away from him, flesh grey, bones jutting through the rotten meat. A maggot squirmed in the tiny carcass. His gorge rose, and the smell of death swept over him, encased him, claimed him. Stay calm. Stay calm. Stay calm.  He had just about settled his nerves and calmed his racing pulse when the long-dead, barely held-together skeleton moved. One of its remaining paws twitched, spasmed, and dug into the ground, dragging the festering body closer.  It moved again.  And again. 

Tagging uhhh @loopyhoopywrites nd @ace-malarky nd @polyaubergine to find uh break, mold, ring and grin

[dollking081]

ur so cool ur like if. ur like if uh. uhhhhhhhhhhhh uh UHM ur like if the . if th. if the coool was.

UR AWESOME SHAKES YOU

woag,,, you're so pink it's like if,,,, if uh,,,, if I uh mixed red and white paint and uh it uh made a uh colour,,,,,,

[noisester]

@pizzatrocious:

Staring at the sad display with both pity and amusement, he'd just. Slooooooowly slide a small plate with a pink-frosted donut on it over, comically loud stone grinding sound included. After that, he'd just silently leave.

Pizzahead must've been shocked to find his loudest employee jailed and curled up like a cat. He. He tried. He tried everything to open that lock okay. Biting did nothing. Pulling the bars didn't bend them one bit. Not even the hacksaw and crowbar that somehow fit in his imaginary pockets bore fruit.

He let out his signature 'woag' as he raised his head and looked at his Boss, before his eyes drew their attention to the donut that was being slid over.

Oh. Oh you're not gonna lend a hand? Hah. HAHAH! Right! That's some classic form of comedy right there! Very funny indeed. Yup. Mm-hmm. You could totally fit some laugh tracks in this bad boy. Can't get mad at that.

It's fine. He sat down and gobbled up the treat in one chomp. He'll resume his fit of rage in a jiffy. Stupid cage.

[jingles-miserably]

if the apotheosis was upon this unnamed japanese city emu otori wouldn’t be scared and instead be like “woag they’re all singing and dancing….like a musical…”

i mean. her color scheme is pink and pink + blue go together pretty well.......... just sayin................................