#like yeah. thats my uncle. and my uncles many annoying dog things. made by the lesser uncle. bc other uncle refuses to be feral. not as fun.

[shatteredfears-arch]

when you look at the voice lines daniela is literally the only one that refers to ethan by name, which in bela’s case makes sense because she wont refer to a man by his name lol, shes way too much of a misandrist, but bela actually does know his name.

in cass’ case… despite hearing cina say it, and hearing daniela talk about him so much, i think she honestly just completely ignored his name and doesnt actually know it at all. it starts with an E, thats all shes got lol, the part of her brain that focuses on concentration was sorta stabbed w a parasite that managed to latch onto her frontal lobe at the minimum, ans scar placement suggests cerebral cortex, i think it managed to barely skip over the brocas area and hit just below to the temporal lobe too (maybe, like its an if since her motor functions are already off due to the cadou causing dyspraxia, some of the equilibrium does appear off as well, but that can be related to the motor functions. ) on her personality. like she already was adhd, autistic, and had dyslexia prior to the infection. she developed dyspraxia after the cadou altered her brain.

honestly the main thing that hints at short term memory issues is probably a game function issue where she can sometimes mention ethan killing bela, but then still calls for her. or if tou kill bela and dani first, she also still tends to call for them while knowing theyre dead. but again, its a video game and that can just be data error lol. but the cadou’s implanted in her brain, girls gonna probably have some memory issues anyways. this post isnt rly abt her cadou tho or the way it effects her brain ima do that later bc its a lot but yEAH

anyways main point of this post; bela just hates men and refuses to give ethan even the decency to refer to him by name, dani knows his name and uses it, cinas said his name multiple times, and cass didnt listen and doesnt care, even in timelines where she survives and he survives and she knows him and even if she got to know him it would probably take weeks, months or even years to get his name right lmao

[okneiljos]

the umbrella academy as vines:

(the italicized text is the part of the conversation i’d think they’d be, if there’s more than one person speaking in the vine)  

klaus:

• “so, i’m sitting there… barbecue sauce on my titties.”  

• “i’m gonna try to be nice for once. need a hand?”

• “hi, today my brother pushed me so i’m starting a kickstarter to get him put down. the benefits of killing him would be i get pushed way less.”

• “are you on drugs?” “no, i’m on my seat” “i mean, he’s not wrong” “all right, have a nice day” “bye bye” • “wait, a minute…who are you?”

• “i’m gonna tell you what i don’t do; i don’t know shit, i don’t get stuff, and i don’t understand things.”

• “i just got a random burst of energy and i think it’s my body’s last hooray before it completely shuts down”

• “hey, uncle tom, how many nuns does it take to screw in a light-bulb?” “i don’t know kid, what the fuck? what do i look like? an electrician?”

five:

• (after he gets back) “i’m not taking a single photo, today is my day.”

• “and then i was like-” *crying* “what’s wrong?” “my dog just got ran over” “okay well shut up for a second anyway” • “i don’t need friends they disappoint me” • “i think i know more about american girl dolls than you do genius” • (watching everyone in his family be Dumbasses) “whAT ARE YOU DOING, AHHHHHH! AHHHHH”

luther:

• “…..what the fuck is going on in here on this day?”

• “ah, i can’t believe you’ve done this!”

• (to literally all of his siblings) “what the fuck is up, kyle? no, what did you say, dude? what the fuck, dude? step the fuck up, ky-”

• “why don’t we juST RELAX AND TURN ON THE RADIO? WOULD YOU LIKE AM OR FM?” • “you know what, i’m about to say it.” “say what?” “i don’t care that you broke your elbow”

diego:

• “if i had a penny for every time i wasn’t cool i’d have…. no pennies.”

• “bitch, i hope you do you’ll be a dead sonuvabitch i’ll tell you that.” • “lets tell each other a secret about ourselves. i’m gonna go first. i hate you-” • “somebody left an ice-cube on the ground and now my sock is wet.” *holds up gun knife* “who the fuck wants to die?”

allison:

• (to klaus) “hello sarah” “hi tiffany” “those shoes look familiar”

• (to vanya) “how do you know what’s good for me?” “THATS MY OPINION!” • “i am shooketh. we can’t come here, we’re too famous i can’t go here anymore.”

ben:

• (to klaus) “zach stop! you’re gonna get in trouble. zach!”

• “road work ahead, ah yeah, i sure hope it does!” • “mom, kids are drinking beer. i need you to come pick me up.” • “excuse me, miss?” *it’s a man* “oh, i’m sorry…you have a stick on your head.” • (to klaus) “i love you bitch. i ain’t never gonna stop loving you…bitch”

• “sure you might be verified on twitter! but are you verified in the eyes of god?”

vanya:

• “all around me are familiar faces.”

• “we hope you like it” “it’s a-” “a picture of us!” “fuck you mom, ya whore!” • “i’ll have you know that i am a sweet treat, i am a fucking delight to be around, okay?” • “there’s a mushroom on your shirt” “aw, i’m a failure”

extra (not vines but still videos that i think describe their personalities):

klaus:

• “hey there demons, it’s me, ya boi”

• “um, today is uh cement awareness month and i just wanted to shine light on that–is actually Styrofoam believe it or not. You can never tell these days, cause the–ok, that’s real cement-” “what you doin’?” “i almost said semen… ‘scuse me i’m doing a video for cement, god come on! anyways, semen”

diego: “what does he have there?” “A KNIFE!” “NO!” “oh my god why does he have a knif-”

five:

• “uh, i’m not finished. first off you-” “-toaster” “oh my god, can you let me do what i need to do?”

• “now i have to worry about this kind of fucking horseshit?”

ben: “you are my ride or die you are my home skillet biscuit, you know what i mean? and let me tell you this, if a bitch ever tries you, bitch, let me know, let me know and we will set this shit off bitch. let me know, just let me know. ok, have an amazing day bitch, i love you, i love you bestie.”

vanya: “you broke me down, i feel like shit, i look stupid, and obviously i’m annoying!”

luther: (to all his siblings) “why? why? why? why? why? why?”

allison: “what am i gonna wear? how am i gonna walk? what wig should i wear? how am i gonna act? am i gonna cry?”

(all the hargreave children): “what’s going on here?” grace: “b(r)EAKFAST”

pogo: (as he continually lies and omits things from them throughout the series) “why the fuck you lyin’, why you always lyin” hmmmm ohmygod. stop, fuckin lyin.”

(i needed to fix the formatting because it was soooo bad for mobile users, it was made on my computer and i generally use my phone so when i went back to check i was like big oof, i think its fixed now, there’s still issues with spacing and stuff but yeah. i’m probably gonna make a compilation of all these videos with the names of the characters over the people, ya know the type of video i mean be yee. tell me what you think plz)

[theshapeshifter100]

Guess What? I’m Not a Robot Ch42

Summary: Jericho and Android Allies talk, and Paul actually gets annoyed.

Chapter warnings: mentions of being shot, some strong language

Word Count: 1,588

11PM Monday 15th November 2038

The small space didn’t actually have that many chairs. Allison didn’t give a damn and sat down in one, while the rest of the humans either felt too awkward or just decided not to bother.

“Okay, er,” for once Alex sounded a little unsure. “Megan has a lot of the numbers written down, and is usually our note taker. Megan, are you...” Alex trailed off as they realised that Megan had already made herself comfortable. She sat propped against the wall using her knees as a table. Her sling was tucked against her chest and she scribbled out a title with her right hand. “... Are you good to go?”

Megan clicked the pen a couple of times and nodded, sending a thumbs up to the group around the pen. All without looking up.

Alex looked at Paul for a second, who nodded and shrugged. This wasn’t exactly surprising.

“Ooookay,” Alex turned back to the main group. “What would you like to start with?”

“We’ve been out of the loop for a few days,” Markus admitted, “can you tell us about the outside world?”

“Yeah, President Warren’s been hiding behind Congress as they try and figure things out. Not much has happened yet, although there has been word of an anti android protest being planned in Washington next week.”

“We’re so crashing it,” Allison smirked.

“Do you have the numbers for that?” Markus asked, concerned. “Connor told me there was only a few of you.”

“Megan, numbers?” Alex prompted, and Megan complied, staring resolutely at her pad of paper.

“Several thousand people responded to the anti android post across the country, which isn’t that many really if we compare to the total US population. Currently Android Allies has three chapters. Detroit has ten, California has ninety and thirty in Alabama. We’ve gathered some in the Phoenix and general Arizona area, but no official count yet. There’s some international support from Europe, but they have so far been silent.”

“So, not enough to crash a protest,” Markus summarised.

“We can counter protest,” Ivy suggested. “We just need to get it online and spread the word.”

“And you think that’ll work?” North asked, part curious, part incredulous.

“Never know until we try,” Alex responded. “Plus, we usually get good turnouts from random people walking by.”

“This protest wouldn’t happen to be scheduled for when we’re supposed to send an emissary to the White House?” Markus asked.

“No idea, when are you going?”

“In a few days time.”

“Okay, the protest isn’t until next week. Guess that isn’t public knowledge.”

“Apparently not,” Markus shifted for a second. “I was hoping to ask about a potential partnership between our two groups. I hadn’t expected you to all be, so young.”

“If it helps, Julia isn’t in school anymore.”

“Noted,” Markus filed that away.

“I don’t know,” Julia carefully opposed. “My uncle’s a Detroit Police Captain, it might reflect badly on him.”

“Nothing is set in stone,” Markus assured. “That’s what this meeting is for.”

They all continued to talk, and Megan continued to take notes. After some debate, it was decided that Alex would be the more public face of Android Allies, as they could handle attention better. Everyone else was welcome at Jericho and to fill in if need be. Megan would continue her role as note taker, even if it wasn’t entirely necessary, it was good for both sides to have a copy of events.

“Paul,” Markus came to him. “How would you feel being a go between with our two groups?”

Paul froze in place and Megan glanced at him. He wasn’t happy, in fact, he looked close to panicking.

“Ride the shitstorm,” she mumbled, intending for only Paul to hear. With her pen she began to tap a steady rhythm and Paul began to calm down. None of this had gone unmissed by North and Connor, both of whom were looking at Paul and Megan. Connor had an expression of confusion initially before it cleared, and North looked suspicious.

“I, I suppose that makes sense,” Paul unfroze. “I am the only android in the Detroit chapter and would I be correct in assuming that everyone downstairs would be more comfortable with an android?”

“You would be,” Markus agreed.

“I see, then I should accept.”

“We’re not forcing you,” Josh added. “If you really don’t want to do it, then that’s fine.”

“No, it makes sense for me to do it.”

“Very well,” Markus logged that away faster than Megan could write it. “I think this concludes most of what I wanted to talk about with you today.”

“Cool!” Allison stood up. “Anything else you need from us?”

“I would like to speak with Paul alone,” Markus stated, and Paul instantly looked at Megan, who had frozen for a split second before continuing to pack up. Without a word he held out his hand to help her up, and she took it.

“Thanks,” she murmured, still not looking at the other assembled androids.

“You okay with that Paul?” Alex asked, not sure if Paul had been paying attention.

“Yes, I was just helping the injured to their feet.”

“My legs work just fine,” Megan muttered.

“Then why did you accept my help?”

Megan mock scowled at him, both understanding that other side was messing around. “I’ll see you outside you big goof.”

“Don’t wait up,” Paul said, pausing at a soft squeal emanating from Alex. “Do you have to ship right now?”

“I ship all the time,” Alex had their hands clasped together in glee. “Anyway, let’s wait outside guys,” Alex waved everyone out and closed the door behind them. They all took seats at various heights on the stairs, Megan being closest to the door.

Inside North turned to Paul.

“So, what is your deal with these humans?” she asked.

“Deal?” Paul was confused. “There’s no deal.”

“Then why do you stay with them?”

“What North means,” Markus interrupted. “Is that you’re clearly a deviant, and have no reason to tie yourself to humans, but you still do.”

“And you want to know why,” Paul finished, falling into thought. “It is difficult to explain,” it wasn’t really, but he wasn’t sure if he could properly put it into words.

“Please try,” Markus prompted.

“I’m only really here because of Megan. We, understand each other, support each other. She needs me, and I need her.”

North didn’t look convinced. “What’s she got on you?”

“That I’m scared of dogs,” Paul smirked to make it clear that was a joke.

“So, you stay together out of mutual respect and need?” Markus tried to sum up.

“More or less. I’ll admit it is a little one sided, but Megan is the reason I’m a deviant.”

“What did she do to you?” North asked.

“It’s more what she nearly did to herself. After a period of decent mental health she began to spiral rapidly and turned to self harm. I panicked and stopped her, afraid that she might take her own life.”

“You still don’t owe her anything,” North retorted. “If anything, she owes you!”

Paul was started to get annoyed by her. “Did you see that her left arm was in a sling?”

“Yes, what does that-?”

“That’s from a gunshot wound at point blank range. Originally meant for me,” Paul was glaring at North now. “She took a bullet for me, and you can be damn sure that I would do the same.”

North was out of retorts now, and stepped back.

“I think that sums everything I wanted to ask you,” Markus admitted. “Except for one thing. How would you feel about coming to live with Jericho? With us?”

The question threw Paul for a second, even though it was a fairly logical one. He was an android in Detroit, makes sense for him to be here, and he could communicate with Android Allies remotely. Despite the logic, he felt an emotional response. A strong, negative one; one that almost hurt.

“I, I don’t think so,” Paul shook his head. “Thank you for the offer, but I don’t that would work for me.”

“She’s not forcing you to stay, is she?” North asked, and Paul’s face darkened.

“Megan has never made me do anything,” he growled.

“That’s enough,” Markus stepped in before things got out of hand. “Thank you Paul. Would you mind sending in Megan? I’d like to talk to her too.”

“Fine,” Paul turned and left, simmering with anger.

He let the door fall shut behind him and joined Android Allies on the stairs. Megan was the first over to sit next to him.

“Do you want to talk about it?” she asked, and Paul shook his head. “How about talking through the emotion?”

“I know what I’m feeling,” Paul snapped, and instantly regretted it, Megan was trying to help. “Sorry. North just pisses me off.”

“That’s impressive,” Megan smirked.

“Markus wants to talk to you. Just you,” he added when Alex started to stand up.

“Me? Why?” Megan asked, more than a little apprehensive at the idea.

“I forgot to ask,” Paul sighed. “Head in. I’ll be fine.”

“You sure?” she asked, and when Paul nodded she stood up. She walked hesitantly towards the door, and took a step back as Josh, North and Connor exited. She didn’t pay them any thought, and thankfully they left the door ajar.

“Come in,” Markus prompted, and Megan nudged the door open wide enough for her to slip in, and shut it behind her.

So, basically, Paul has to convince the Jericho crew that he and Megan are cool and there's nothing dodgy going on. And Megan's being anti social. I saw a post on tumblr about introverted characters remaining that way because it's not a thing to 'overcome', and my mind immediately went to the bit where she was getting ready to make notes!

You might be able to tell, but I'm not a big fan of North. I appreciate that you need someone to advocate the violent option and her backstory puts her in the perfect position for it. I just hate the forced romance between her and Markus. At best it's forced, at worst (aka when you go completely pacifist) it's completely out of left field and makes no sense. I understand that having multiple romance options was too much for the development team to handle, but surely there could have been an option for Markus to not be romantically involved with North? Sorry, it drives me up the wall... Other Options Flowchart

(Paul) Decline Markus's offer

(Paul) Be serious to North's probing. Be annoyed.

(Paul) Remain calm. Start shouting

Tags! @nightmarejim @septicart-appreciation

[lovebunnie]

Do all the asks coward

1. what does your wallet look like?

-i got it as a present from my uncle for christmas and its really expensive but also so ugly im sorry uncle tom. its like that ‘southern fashion’ bullshit that white MAGA moms wear. but it was better than my old wallet, which looks like this and i got when i was 12:

2. favorite color?

- baby pinnk

3. do you own a pride flag, or more than one?

-heres the thing: my parents basically know im not straight but i havent told them. my brother has thought i was a lesbian since freshman year, i have a small pride pin on my backpack, ive never been on a date, its complicated. but no, i dont have one. maybe one day, hopefully.

4. describe your favorite outfit

-black pants, platform doc martens, hoodie under a jean jacket, one clip on earring, and holding my crushes hand :]

5. when was the last time a girl made your heart flutter, and what’d she do?

-okay so theres this girl in my theatre class who is really cute, and she put her head on my shoulder and shes pagan so she drew a little sigil on my arm that means “safe and homely” so like :)))))))))))))

6. do you use nail polish?

-i do, i mostly do black tho

7. do you keep organized?

-absolutely. i have things online filed accordingly, i pick out my outfits the day before, my binders are neat, i learned how to army fold my shirts, i keep my shit CLEAN

8. ever take naps?

-only accidentally. ill be laying in bed watching youtube and next thing you know my autoplay has me watching a markiplier video even tho i dont like him and its 4 hours later

9. who was your first crush?

-idk if this is a real person or not so ill do both. my first fake person crush was either troy from high school musical or frankie stein from monster high. and my first real crush was on a boy named dominic in elementary school. i told him i liked him at the end of 5th grade because i thought i was switching schools but then i didnt and we never spoke again.

10. what are your crush tendencies? fall hard or often?

-both both both. i am the worst with crushes. i have crushes all the time because im romantic and a fucking fool. i have 3 crushes off the top of my head rn and i like them all for different reasons. thats not to say that i want to date them, but its that i like them a lot and i kinda wanna kiss their cheek or hold their hand idk

11. describe your ideal day

-play overwatch with my best friend (u gonble >:) ) then hang out with my cat, go get a smoothie, buy some cool shoes or something, take a shower and be asleep by 9 :,)

12. describe your ideal date

-i have stated that build a bear is an amazing first date and im NOT BACKING DOWN. ITS CUTE AS FUCK AND ILL ACCEPT NOTHING LESS!!

13. whats your favorite food?

-either sushi or strawberries :3c

14. who do you feel most comfortable around?

-my theatre class, people from camp, and gobble

15. what is your favorite compliment to receive?

-i dont have a favorite, any and all are going to make my face go red so i have to cover it and maybe make me cry

16. did you/do you like highschool?

-the first 3 years fucking sucked but senior year has been amazing so far. mostly because i just kinda stopped giving a fuck but its amazing

17. favorite animal?

-i think its cats now. i really like cats

18. do you like your name?

-eh, its okay. its pretty but also it seems like there are 60 million fucking people named grace and its so annoying. i wish it was something more unique idk

19. what kind of weather is your favorite?

-a light rain. no swinging trees or thunder, just lots of rain. its nice to stay inside and feel secure

20. do you believe in horoscopes?

-absolutely not. but theyre fun if you like them

21. tell us about your music taste

-its horrific. to sum it up, my two favorite musicians are the gorillaz and frank sinatra. take from that what you will

22. have you had your first kiss? if so, what was it like?

-i havent had my first kiss yet. gonna be honest, i felt like i was going to, a few times at camp and recently when classes ended. but yeah, nothing yet

23. did you have a favorite stuffed animal as a kid?

-i went thro cycles of favorites. but one ive had for years is a plush shadow the hedgehog from universal studios i got when i was 6. i used to carry him around, even to a pool once

24. what time do you usually wake up and go to bed?

-if you know me, you know i go to bed ridiculously early. i usually get tried at around 6pm and fall asleep between 7:45 and 8:30. and i always wake up before 6 am. i havent slept past 6 am continuously since the end of junior year. please help me

25. what dream trip would you take with your wife?

-maybe to go explore new york, just the two of us that sounds like fun :]

26. do you have any pets?

-i have 2 dogs and a cat. the family owns the dogs but that cat is mine

27. what pair of underwear is your favorite?

-uhhhhhhhhhhh i have some with rainbows that are cool? i dont have favorites, none of them are cute anyway

28. what makes you smile?

-funny jokes make me smile real hard, and if you compliment me at the right time, i kind of pull my legs up and hide my face? its cute and charming i promise

29. what makes you feel heavy?

-in both the physical and metaphorical sense, eating bread

30. what makes you feel better?

-watching bo burnham always makes me feel better, hes my go to whenever im really depressed

31. how do you show your love?

-i show my love in everything i do. everything i do is for love, i love love so much its sickening

32. when is it time to get a haircut?

-whenever u want to lol?

33. where would you live if you could live anywhere?

-maybe san francisco, its beautiful and i love the city

34. do your friends and family take good care of you?

-as much as i allow them to. sometimes i go days without communicating and i know thats annoying but my friends put up with it (they shouldnt have to, i know) and my family is okay. its cliche to say, but they honestly dont understand what im going thro alot of the times, esp with my anxiety and shit

35. have you always used the labels you use now?

-back in the beginning of highschool, i used they/them pronouns and identified as asexual/aromantic. eventually, it didnt feel right, so i know identify as cis and bisexual and that feels right to me

36. what makes you laugh?

-my friends, when people shit talk gobble and i in overwatch even tho???? we didnt know him?????? and the mcelroys always get me

37. who is your favorite fictional character?

-too many options, see list here

38. who do yo admire?

-my father when hes not threatening to throw my phone into a fucking lake and my friends for putting up with me

39. describe yourself in three words

-i am baby

40. how long does it take you to get ready in the morning? 

-usually about 45 min, more or less as each day goes

41. what do you wish you could tell your younger self?

-listen: STOP GIVING A FUCK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. YOU WILL NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN, BE YOURSELF. STOP HIDING AND BEING SCARED OF YOURSELF, BE GENUINE!!!!

42. what would you do if you win the lottery?

-get my parents settled, see about other family members, and then distribute the money to charities accordingly, starting with flint and getting them water

43. would you call yourself a romantic?

-yes

44. what is your gayest childhood memory?

-my mom had cosmos magazines

45. do you have tattoos or want any?

-i dont have any tattoos but ive been obsessed with them since the 6th grade. id love to get tattoos, i just dont know what or where and also im afraid of pain

46. whats your worst habit?

-either biting my thumbs, starving myself, or ghosting my friends. prob ghosting my friends

47. what are you proud of?

-i guess coming out of my shell finally? idk, i actually have friends now and it feels amazing tbh. im in 5 group chats now. i havent been in a group chat since 6th grade. :))))))

48. did you know that youre actually a gift to the world, for real?

-hi i love you?

49. whats your favorite memory?

-there are so so many. but what comes to mind first is our dance night at camp where we all stood outside and i finally gave ian my tumblr and we all ran inside to dance to mr. brightside then ran outside again and we requested nightcore and rivers was fucking dancing their hearts out and we all sang along and im going to crying just typing this out

50. do you have a sweet tooth?

-i guess so. too much makes me feel like shit but i do really enjoy smarties

51. what do you like most about yourself?

-this is dumb, but my sense of style. since i got a job ive been wearing shit i actually like and its amazing. ill admit i have cool clothes

52. what makes you fall for a girl?

-besides acknowledging me, probably getting to know me and not like, putting me on a pedestal. idk its weird, ive met a lot of people this year who like to place me so high it feels like i cant make a mistake around them without disappointing them. idk, i want someone to call me out on my bullshit instead of assuring me im okay. i want to know what i do wrong so i can fix it

53. make a recommendation

-for what? uhh okay for music, listen to ‘clay pigeons’ by michael cera (yes i know michael cera) and for television, watch bojack horseman and for movies, watch the docuseries called ‘7 days out’ on netflix

54. have you ever had your heart broken?

-yeah, when i broke up with maddy because we werent ready to date. i cared and continue to care about her and i didnt want to hurt her but i knew its what we both needed. its what i needed, atleast. and i cant be a good girlfriend if i feel like im doing badly. but also ive had friends break my heart and family break my heart. but im okay now, this heart is ready to be broken again

55. when do you feel most yourself?

-def when i was at camp, that place is magical in the way it allows you to be yourself. but also when i talk to gobble because hes my best friend and when im at college, we can talk more and its gonna be dope as shit

56. name a gorgeous celeb

-jake gyllenhaal jake gyllenhaal jake gyllenhaal 

57. what are some of your favorite songs this week?

-fake happy by paramore, im not okay (i promise) by my chemical romance, tomorrow comes today by gorillaz

58. tell us 2 or your biggest hopes and fears

-biggest hopes: i publish a book someday & i get a job doing something i love

-biggest fears: i end up homeless and broke & something horrific happens in college

59. what flavor chapstick/lipbalm is the best?

-raspberry i guess

60. are you okay?

-i answered a lot more honestly then i shouldve for some of these and i start new classes tomorrow so im feeling really anxious so im doing alright i guess.

gobble you test me but i do love you

[clown-bait]

29 Neibolt ST (Monster Roommate AU) CH17

Happy New Year clownfuckers! Hope you all have a great end of 2017 and see you all in the new year! So this chapter Uncle Penny gets an explanation. We learn how this AU came to be and the rest of the gang find someone to help with their little problem. Also incase anyone wonders the new character is from the film The Witch which is an amazing movie and if you have not seen it I highly recommend it! I love the idea of Penny love growling when he gets dramatic or overly affectionate. I picture it being like a leopard purring, terrifying but also kinda cute. ((Also Pennywise in a nightgown is my new favorite thing))

Chapter 17

Next Time Just Ask the Goat.

———-

“Explain why you're in a women’s night gown?”

“I-its comfortable.”

“Peeeennn? Why is this older clown also named Penny? And why is he saying he's your uncle???”

“U-um he’s….he’s not supposed to be here.”

“You're right kid, I'm not. I'm supposed to be asleep but some asshole lesser demons woke me up. You know theres more of them down there now right? They kicked me out of my part of the sewer! What the hell is going on kiddo?”

Pennywise sighed in defeat. “Leech this is….my “uncle” as he calls himself.”

“YOU WANNA RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN?” the vampire yelled.

“Can you refrain from shouting in my ear?!”

“Can you refrain from forgetting to tell me you have family members?!!”

“Can both of you refrain from shouting at each other?”

“That’s literally all they do.” Drac said from downstairs.

“Hey were nice to each other sometimes!”

“Look I could make her crawl back to her room but you know how much of a pain in the ass she’ll be if she hurts herself again?” The younger clown grumbled.

“Yeah I’d annoy him so much!”

“Plus look what she did to my floors!”

“Penn your house is literally falling apart.”

“I’m taking this out in your rent.”

“You do and I’ll have to come live with you in the sewer and annoy you all day” she tugged on the clowns ear affectionately causing him to scrunch up his face and growl.

“So you found yourself a girlfriend eh junior? No wonder you've been slacking so much.”

“I’m not slacking”

“Pen you've been slacking.”

“You do realize you're the cause of this? Why are you on my case”

“I like to push your buttons.” she boop-ed his nose much to Pennywise’s un-amusement.

“I’ll say.”

He pushed pass his uncle and set Leech down on the couch downstairs. The rest of the house followed and they caught Uncle Penny up on the whole story. The elder clown remained silent looking back and forth between Penny and Leech glaring at the younger vampire who's legs were draped over his adopted nephew’s lap.

“So what you're saying is my cave is infested all because of these two chucklekfucks.”

“Basically yeah.”

“Well isn't that just fantastic.” the elder clown growled. “What have I warned you about earth women junior?”

“Th-they cause trouble?” the younger clown stuttered. It was completely bizarre to see Penny in a submissive state like this.

“That’s right. Yet you pick one up anyway. She will make you weak kid, you’re already malnourished!”

The younger clown put his claws around Leech’s legs protectively. He was snarling at his elder baring his fangs. The vampires and Jim both debated weather or not to say something but with the way the clowns were growling at each other they decided it was probably safest to stay out of it.  

“Kitchen kid, right now” The elder clown pointed.

The remaining two monsters and the human listened to horrible roars and growls, sounds of ripping and splintering echoed in the empty decaying house. Shortly after the younger clown stomped back into the room picked up a very confused Leech onto his lap and wrapped her tight in his arms. The clown began to make a weird quiet growling noise that was somewhere between a leopards purr and dogs whine. It was a bizarre love growl Leech had only heard it a few times and only in times of intimacy. He was still in a very feral like state his eyes were red and gold glaring at the older clown as if challenging him to try taking her from him.

“Stop your whining junior you big drama queen I said I’d accept her. I'm just not gonna be happy about it. Sheesh.” the elder clown rolled his eyes. “Now tell me how you're going to fix this little mess you've all caused before I decide to eat your pet human over there for dinner.” Jim yelped and hid behind the elder vampire.

“well,….we uh -Pen the drool stop- we do have the rest of the group out looking for the book of the dead so thats something. THE DROOL PENNY STOP!” Leech spoke up pushing the affectionate feral clown off her. Pennywise made a weird moo-growl noise in protest.

“And the odds of that succeeding?”

“Knowing my roommate and our friends? It will be miraculous if they manage to remember the way home.” the elder vampire spoke up.

“Well aint that just peachy.” the older clown grumbled and sank into Chucky’s lazy boy sofa while lighting a cigar.

————-

“Ok, this is going nowhere.” Chucky sighed coming to a stop on the path

“What are our options?” Tiffany asked looking at the rest of the group

“I'm a dream demon, we've got two dolls who read voodoo for dummies once, and you two idiots with chainsaws.”  Freddy’s patience for all of this was running very thin.

“Why didn't we take the supernatural clown and the vampires wouldn't they be more useful?” Ash asked

“One is hurt and the other two… well more like all three are……difficult. We’d be less further along than we are.” Chucky answered

“Ok cabbage patch kids you know a bit of magic? Try that.” the demon slayer sat on a nearby rock.

“We’re not witches you know, we cant just make magic happen, we need offerings and amulets”  tiff huffed.

“Wait! we may be onto something here, dolls cant you do something to change our luck? Make the guy run into us or something?” Freddy turned to his two plastic companions

“I mean it’d be a low success rate. And well need a real good offering.” Chucky began to think.

“Well what are you waiting for lets try it!” Ash stood up and the team came up with a plan.

————

Freddy, Ash and Leatherface approached a pumpkin patch just at the edge of town. The plan was simple: steal a goat and sacrifice it to the voodoo gods.

“Ok Fred you and the big guy grab the goat and I’ll make a distraction.”

“How will you manage that?”

“See the chick working the front of the petting zoo I’ll just work my good looks and roguish charm while you grab the biggest one you can find”

“She’s like 10 years younger than you.”

“Age aint nothing but a number Freddy boy.”

“You're going to get us arrested.”

“Since when are you jack-offs worried about being arrested? Are there even cops in this town?”

“I mean…. wow….huh, the clown’s illusions are stronger than I thought…..”

“You got any better ideas then Fred?”

“Fine lets go Bubba.”

Leatherface grunted and followed the dream demon. As they approached the pen Leatherface reached out to pet some of the animals giggling happily Freddy slapped the giants hand away. “Focus big guy! Go for the big black one in the middle there” the goat snorted tossing its head. Leatherface gave Freddy a look “Go on you grab him!” the giant looked back at the goat. Leatherface cautiously reached for the large intimidating looking animal and reached his arms out. Ash ran past them as the giant finally was able to grab the ram that was flailing and kicking in his arms. Freddy took a brutal kick to the face sending him flat on his ass. “TIME TO GO KIDS” Ash shouted looking behind him “the fuck did you do Williams?”

“She called the cops!”

“OF COURSE SHE DID YOU CREEP”

They ran dragging the large ram with them. “Holy shit that things huge!” Chucky shouted as Leatherface held the struggling animal. “Alright we gotta do this quick Tiff get something sharp”  the ram screamed and tried to break free with unnatural strength. A hiss filled the air “Release me!”

“Um did.. Fred was that you?”

“Why would that be me?”

“Release me you idiots!”

The gang turned to the goat who was completely still. “Wait wait I know that voice…..Phil? Phil you crazy bastard is that you?”

“Fred you were quite foolish to not recognize me!”

“Holy shit Phil why didn't you say something! Bubba let him go we got someone way better than voodoo!”

“You seek something Fred what is it that you search for.” said the goat who's name was apparently Phil.

“Wait you know this goat Kruger?” Tiffany asked shocked and confused

“Oh yeah Phil and I go way back. Why are you a goat right now by the way?”

“The bitches Fred, the bitches”

“Huh goats are what gets the ladies to turn to Satan these days?”

“Have you seen goat yoga Fred? Its all the rage! So many tight leggings and limber bodies all begging to live…deliciously.”

“Oh man wait so you're the guy doing those flying witch orgies in the woods aren't you? Phil you dirty old bastard!”

“Wait this is….the devil?” Chucky raised a plastic eyebrow.

“Phillip is my current name child”

“Well great now that we got the head honcho why don't you tell us were your lackey has my book.” Ash stepped forward.

“The Necronomicon is lost?”

“Yeah Ashy here left it somewhere and now some asshole is after all of us who know the clown.”

“This explains many things.” the goat looked off to the side. “The Kandarians have been a thorn in my side for quite some time. They are famously disobedient and quite honestly annoying. I will tell you where the book is if you send them home to be punished.”

“That’s the goal Phil.”

“Then I will help you look.”

—————————————

“So you're the reason all these monsters live here?” Leech asked the elder clown sipping from her mug.

“That’s right kid” Uncle Penny replied. “I got kicked out of my dimension and came here thats when I found junior here squatting by a well eating a baby. Shoulda seen him fangs, he was basically homeless and couldn't commit to a single form Haa!”

“UGH really?!” Pennywise buried his face in his hands.

“Took the little squirt under my wing and showed him the ropes, he took over the town blahblahblah you get the idea. So anyway couple years ago I decided to open it up to other monsters for better cover. Kids these days are way more violent than I remember, so here we are the perfect sanctuary. Which by the way need to get you registered I like keeping track of who I let in on my turf.”

“Our turf” Penny spoke up flashing golden eyes at his elder self.

“Yeah, yeah kid. Our turf.”

Leech eyed the elder clown with suspicion he felt like he was leaving quite a bit unsaid. She wasn't able to give it much thought when she heard a loud gruff voice and hooves at the door.

“HEY GUYS WE FOUND SATAN” Freddy burst into the house with the rest of the gang in tow.

“Um I'm very happy for you Fred?” Leech looked up from her spot on the couch confused.

“No we found the actual devil he's a goat right now. This is Phil.”

“Oh um…. Hey Phil.” Leech waved nervously.

“Sir? Why are you in the form of a goat?” Dracula questioned.

“Bitches Vlad. the bitches.” the goat whispered.

“So like is Satan going to help? Or are we just adding more random people to this group.” Jim asked.

“My child I will assist you on finding the location of the Necronimicon nothing more.”

“Alright Phillip work your magic then!” Ash patted the goat on the back who bleated and glared at him.

“I sense….peking duck….and hair gel…revenge…extreme narcissism.. and noodles.”

“Well thats a random combination.” Leech frowned.

“That is all I can give you. Deliver the Kandarians back to my gate or I shall find you all to take their place.” the goat vanished in a plume of fire.

“Oh great now theres pressure to succeed wonderful!” Chucky grumbled

“So where can we find duck” Leech asked searching places on yelp

“Well there is that Chinese place we got take out from last week” Tiffany remembered

“The one with the delivery boy that Penny ate?” Leech turned to the doll.

“UGH he was way too salty” the younger clown grumbled.

“Then well start there.” Dracula said as Freddy began dialing the take out number.

[fluteforthought]

tagged by @omg-unit

Rules: fill in the questions, tag other people!

LAST:

drink: white zinf

phone call: well technically my last 9 facetime calls have been to by bestie

text message: "I was trying to have a conversation with you but it’s hard so I resorted to just annoying you until you respond.”

last time you cried: uh.. earlier today.

HAVE YOU EVER:

dated someone twice: I guess not. No. I’m gonna go with no.

been cheated on: yes. 0/10 would not reccomend.

kissed someone and regretted it: AWWWWW HELL NO

lost someone special: yes

been depressed: oh u betchya

been drunk and thrown up: I have been drunk but I havent thrown up because of it.

IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

made a new friend: awwwww heaven yeah

fallen out of love: yes.

met someone who changed you: mhmm

laughed until you cried: I cry until I am uncontrollably sobbing ( in class ) a couple times a month actually.

found out who your true friends are: yuppado

found out someone was talking about you: ye boi

GENERAL:

how many people on tumblr do you know in real life?: idk one? maybe two.

do you have any pets?: yeeeee I have two maine coons and a fish named rex.

do you want to change your name?: yeah kinda. Michelle is a bit boring and I dont think it suits me.

what time did you wake up this morning: My alarm was set for 630 but I woke up at 730 and was late for class whoops

what were you doing last night: being a weirdo on facetime with a bestie. also face masks and jamming out in the car with said bestie.

name something you cannot wait for: CONCERTS OF ALL KINDS

have you ever talked to a person named tom?: thats my uncles name! so ye

what’s getting on your nerves right now: siblings.

blood type: bad.

Nickname: none

relationship status: heavena single

zodiac sign: sag

pronouns: she/her but feel free to call me whatever you want bro

favorite show: the office/ whose line

College: community but I have an audition for Temple U this weekend.

hair color: really (shitty) ombre because I’m lazy and let my natural hair grow quite a few inches.

do you have a crush on someone: uh maybe? I’ve spent 20 years with my feelings and still can’t make heads or tails.

what do you like about yourself: my height!

FIRSTS:

first surgery: I broke my arm when I was in kindergarten but also I had to have oral surgery when I was 2 but I forget if that was a true surgery or not.

first piercing: ears

first sport you joined: soccer

first vacation: I think it was Duck, NC but it might have been the Grand Canyon or Las Vegas

first pair of sneakers: are you serious? idk man but they were probably so cool and lit up and might have been care bear themed.

RIGHT NOW:

eating: mini corn dogs

drinking: white zinf and water

im about to: accept the sweet embrace of death. I mean. watch true crime.

listening to: shoshty

get married: i dont know what this is supposed to be asking. I am not currectly married or I guess not currently not getting married lol but yeah id like to get married at some point.

want kids?: yeeeeeeeeeee

career: musician

WHICH IS BETTER:

lips or eyes: eyes

hugs or kisses: can i choose both?

shorter or taller: It’s p hard to find someone shorter than me but I think I would go with taller because I dont want to accidently fall off the kitchen counter trying to reach my coffee mugs.

troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant i guess but then sometimes I make the toublemaker decision. I’m not quite sure these two things are as related as you think.

older or younger: well physically I really dont care. As long as they act like an adult I’m all guch

romantic or spontaneous: romantic

sensitive or loud: sensitive but also loud

hookup or relationship: relationship

HAVE YOU EVER:

kissed a stranger: I think I have. Not like off the street but def not knowing the person.

drank hard liquor: nah bra

lost contacts/glasses: naw

sex on the first date: well idk if I would call it a date but maybe?

broken someone’s heart: I think so. and maybe that’s why karma is biting me in the ass right now.

been arrested: hell no

turned someone down: mhm

fallen for a friend: unfortunatley

DO YOU BELIEVE:

in yourself: yep

in miracles: yep

in love at first sight: Not full love but yes. I believe that I could see someone and realize that I could love this person.

I tag no one because I’m lonely and I was tagged by one of my only friends so I am sorry. Tag yoself tho bros and brottes

[cis-dichlorohexane]

What it feels like to get dumped.

Its like.. I start to get better, and then I start thinking about you again, and then I’m like damn…… I always figured if this ever happened, we’d still hang out or something. 8:16 pm  •  15 June 2017

Life update:

I feel pretty ok. Still miss you like hell. but I’m alright.

I hope you’re doing well.

10:58 pm  •  13 June 2017

wow. I feel really good today 10:27 pm  •  3 June 2017

Don’t read any of these posts

I got a moral boost today. \

feels great. The void is still there, but I don’t feel like the air isn’t working

4:26 pm  •  2 June 2017

I feel a little better

I watched doctor strange. Its about an egotistical doctor who loses something very important to him. He eventually finds peace and purpose again.

Haydee, I still want you to be part of my peace. But, maybe one day I can not feel like this anymore.

I hope you’ll go to lunch/dinner with me soon.

10:39 pm  •  1 June 2017

I’m losing you and I hate this so much everyday apart I lose you more and more I can’t do this I don’t want to live life without you last night I broke I was going to give you more space but I couldn’t and decided to call you today and then you called me at work. I shouldn’t have said I was at work, I should’ve said I was free and I could’ve seen you and picked you up Haydee I miss you so much and it hurts. Every day it hurts. All day it hurts. I want you to be happy But it hurts so much. Please let me see you Please give me another chance. “Well it was nice talking to you” That stings so much. I need to breath. I can’t breath

I want you to be happy. Please let me make you happy. I just want another chance. I called you and it I felt no care, no love in your voice. I miss you, and you know how I feel about you. And it felt like you were so over me. Six years, gone. I fucked up so bad I don’t know how long i can live like this Please let me see you

6:11 pm  •  1 June 2017

“He makes me so happy”

“Everyone says I glow”

“I don’t want to hurt you…”

“I really believe I deserve better than this.”

I… don’t think you’ll give me another chance… and…

I don’t want to lose you. I don’t want to be with anyone else but you. I don’t…

i don’t know

I want you to be happy

And I also want to call you, talk to you, see you, hold you

I can’t remember when was the last time I looked into your eyes was. I can’t remember the last time I made you laugh.

I don’t want to lose you

I…. want to you to be mine

I wonder what you think of me

11:18 pm  •  30 May 2017

Thursday May 30, 2017; 7:24 PM

not a day passes by where I think of how much I fucked up. I had every opportunity to fix us, make you feel special, and I let it fall through the cracks. Its so hard to lose someone that I’ve known and talked to for so long so abruptly. Like, with Sebastian I got sick of his shit and, yeah, I felt some remorse, but I felt better without him.

I guess thats how you feel about me right now. You broke up with me, so you are probably so sick of my crap that you don’t want to deal with me anymore. Thats such a strong emotion and resolve, and its so hard for me to accept that coming from you. Because that means there so little chance at me being with you again.

I like to think that you miss me, think about me– at least from time to time. Six years is a long time, even if… I hate how stupid I am, why would I let things go so far? How long where you feeling this way? Of course you would want to leave. Of course the next guy to make you feel happy would be better than me.

I lost someone so important to me due to my recklessness, selfishness, and stupidity

I hate thinking about you two. I avoided driving down waters today because I didn’t want to see your cars parked together.

Nowadays I’m happiest thinking about us, if you gave me another chance. How we’d be happy together.

But its just…. there’s so much against me, and I really don’t think you’ll ever want to be with me again. I fucked up too much.

I shouldn’t have begged you to take me back. That was wrong. I shouldn’t have put you in that position and I should have respected your feelings.

I want you to be happy. But its so hard not having you in my life anymore. There’s so many times a day I just want to call you, but I’m trying to give you space. I know I’m annoying. But I deserve this. So many times I should’ve called you and I didn’t. So much I should’ve done and didn’t.

I wonder how far away you are from me right now. What do you think of me? I get through the day at times thinking theres still some chance, but, I think about it and, I pushed you far away enough to break up and move on. You moved on. I’m pretty sure you hate me, maybe take pity on me. That night in the car when I mentioned this you didn’t deny it. And can I blame you? No.. this is all on me. It sucks, so much, knowing you care about someone else more than me.

If you’re reading this, like I told you not to, I’m sorry you had to read this. I wanted to talk to you, vent about this, but I can’t talk to you about this. This is something that I did, and it just feels a little better to be able to vent. its just… I miss you so much. And its so hard not being able to call you up and hanging out when you get off work, or like the next day when we’re not busy, or spending the entire day together like we used to.

july 23 can’t come soon enough

7:25 pm  •  30 May 2017

I just wanna see you shine, ‘cause I know you are a star, girl. I’ve been in this club too long The woman that I would try Is happy wit a good guy But I’ve been drinking so much That I'ma call her anyway and say Fuck that nigga that you love so bad I know you still think about the times we had I say fuck that nigga that you think you found And since you picked up I know he’s not around 7:17 pm  •  29 May 2017

Don’t read this, I just need to vent

Sunday May 28, 2017; 7:55PM

I was thinking about you, I always am.

But I was thinking about you, how much I miss you, how much I wish I could talk to you. And I was laying in bed, I’m still at my uncle’s, about to take a nap. Hopefully dream about you.

And then you called me. I somehow knew it was you, or maybe I was just hoping so badly that it would be. And it made me really happy. It sounded like you were super busy, and the reception here is pretty bad. I don’t know if the call dropped or if you hung up. But its put my heart at ease for now. Like, it was really nice to talk to you and tell you how I am. I wanted to keep talking to you. Tell you about Ron and Genie, an old couple I met last night. They’re going to Costa Rica with my aunt and uncle + another aunt and uncle from Colombia. Ron had open heart surgery, he even showed me his scar! He owns this time-share motel on the beach for the last 20 years and Genie does something or other. They’re not married, but they’ve been together fro 21 years (they’re in their 60′s/70′s. They were nice to talk to.

But it was nice to talk to you. So nice. I wish you were here to see this sunset with me. There’s birds singing, the trees are rustling, my uncle has this gorgeous gazebo type thing overlooking a lake. You can hear the cars in the distance but it somehow adds to the beauty of this place.

And then other thoughts push their way in.

Why did you call me? Did you want to or was it to make sure I wasn’t killing myself after snap chatting drinks last night? But you were at work and I’m guessing on your break? Part of me feels like you want to see me but the realist part of me knows/thinks/feels like thats not the case. I guess its just part of being human to think what you want most is reality. You know how guys are, right? The slightest bit of affection from a girl and they always think the girl wants them. I hate my guy brain.

Thank you for calling me. I needed that.

oh, yeah… My uncle was saying his wife is his parcera, it means homie in Colombian slang. How they sometimes has this telepathic connection. Like how he made her coffee in the morning and afternoon before she was going to. I know we’ve had little instances like this. I like to think you calling me was one of those. I so badly wanted to talk to you and you called.

fuck I miss you

7:54 pm  •  28 May 2017

May 28, 2017; Sunday 12:31AM

I’ve been hanging with my aunt and uncle, drinking belvedere and grey goose, kickin with their Polish friends. I don’t talk to them much but its still really fun; they’re silly and nice to talk to/hear their Polish conversations

I miss you so much. I want to call you and tell you how I’m doing, hear how you are.

When I was coming here, my uncle asked if you were coming. I so badly wanted to say yes. I wish you were here, I know you’d love it. He has an open bar and my sun and uncle are the coolest adults I know. and Bourn, the rottweiler, is a teddy bear. I’ve missed this dog. I’m having fun. I just wish you were here to spend it with me.

I’m drunk/super tipsy off vodka. I love you

12:35 am  •  28 May 2017

Saturday May 27, 2017; 1:06 AM Please read this post only

Dear Haydee Lei,

We’ve spent about a quarter of our lives together. We’ve had our ups and downs, the later of which I stupidly caused. And I pushed you away, and I know that. This may be the worst mistake of my life thus far and that I’ll ever make.

I don’t know if he’s really leaving in July, how you will feel about him, if you will really give me a second chance, or if I can ever make you love me like before.

But I do know some things: I care about you more than I knew, and should’ve known. I care about you so much that I don’t care what anyone else thinks, just what you think. I care about you so much… that I want you to be happy. I want you to be happy with me, but if thats no longer a possibility, then I want you to be happy in whatever way possible.

I’m never going to stop thinking about you. I’m never going to stop loving you. I’m never going to forget the way you used to look at me. I’m never going to forget your voice when you called me baby. I’m never going to forget how you said ‘I love you’ when you truly meant it.

I want you to be happy, and I don’t want you to hate me. So even if it brings me the end of the abyss, I will leave you to be happy. I still want you as a part of my life, in whatever capacity that may be.

I love you

-Juan David

1:18 am  •  27 May 2017

As you can see, I have had a lot on my mind today.

I’m not going to stop fighting. I won’t let 3 months create a distance between us that can’t be fixed. I’ve made too many mistakes in my life, and this will NOT be one of them. I don’t care how long or hard I have to fight.

10:56 pm  •  25 May 2017

You were willing to spend the rest of your life with me, and all I had to say was yes.

I hate myself. I’m so stupid.

I just want to hear you call me baby again. To see the sparkle in your eyes when you look at me.

to hold you in my arms.

I know you hate me

I can tell by the way you sigh. How annoyed you are that I’m still trying. How you probably said you’d give me another chance so I’d shut up and not hurt my feelings. How can I blame you? After the way I treated you? You were my queen and I never treated you that way.

6:32 pm  •  25 May 2017

I’m scared

I’m scared that when you give me a second chance, you won’t be able to not think of him when we’re together

I’m scared that when you give me a second chance, you won’t be able to love me like you used to

I’m scared that you won’t give me a second chance

I’m scared of spending the rest of my life without you

6:27 pm  •  25 May 2017

Me: “Thank you for seeing me last night. I feel ok”

You: “That’s good to hear”

I’m not ok

I still miss you. I still feel so stupid for everything I did to you, everything I put you through. If I hadn’t done any of those things you’d still be mine.

and….

I think the only reason I don’t feel like a void is that theres a slight chance you can be mine again. You said he’s leaving. But…

Can I make you feel like he makes you feel? I don’t know

that’s three months from now. Three months to fall in love with him. Three months to forget about me completely. Three months for all the good that we had to fade from your memory and just remember all the bad, and hate me. Three months to ignore me.

Even if you gave me another chance… how can I make you forget him.

I want you to be happy

with me

I’m so fucking stupid

9:34 am  •  25 May 2017

Thank you for seeing me. You don’t know how much peace that gave me

and… its wicked… but I’m happy. Happy to know that he’s leaving

happy to know that, even if you were just saying that, you would be willing to give me another chance

12:16 am  •  25 May 2017

Please take me back

Haydee I love you. More than I knew myself. I can’t lose you

If you’re reading this, please call me.

I’ll do anything it takes.

I’ll treat you like the queen that you are to me

I’ll call you everyday

I’ll try to see you everyday

I’ll tell you how much you mean to me everyday

Please be my baby again

8:04 pm  •  24 May 2017

[hormonethief]

Rules: once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. at the end choose 25 people to tag. i was tagged by @s0mething-alien (thanks!! LAST: 1. drink: hot chocolate 2. phone call: my mom 3. text message: idk 4. song listened to: good grief by bastille 5. time i cried: haha probably sometime last week HAVE YOU EVER: 6. dated somebody twice: nah 7. been cheated on: nah 8. kissed someone and regretted it: nah 9. lost someone special: kinda?  10. been depressed: who knows 11. gotten drunk and puked: nah THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS: 12. blue 13. blue-green 14. pink IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. made new friends: yep 16. fallen out of love: nah  17. laughed until you cried: yeah 18. found out someone was gossiping about you: nah  19. met somebody who changed you: yeah 20. find out who your true friends are: kinda? 21. kissed somebody on your Facebook list: nah HOW MANY/MUCH: 22. facebook friends do you have in real life: like 5 cause i barely use facebook  23. pets: a cat and dog

24. want to change name: nah

25. did i get for my last birthday: i dont remember lol 26. time i woke up: like 9 27. doing at midnight: playing sims 28. something you cannot wait for: summer! 29. last time i saw my mum: like half an hour ago 30. something you wish you could change about your life: make it INTERESTING  31. listening to right now: warmth by bastille 32. something that gets on your nerves: too many things so idk 33. talked to a person named Tom: i think i have a great uncle named tom?? 34. most visited website: here probably 35. elementary school: not gonna tell ya cause i dont want stalkers haha  36. high school: no 37. college: not in college yet but idek where i wanna go either 38. hair colour: brown 39. long or short hair: probably short hair....but i kinda wanna grow mine out??? 40. crush: ;)) 41. what do you like about yourself: who knows 42. piercings: i have pierced ears but thats it 43. blood type: i wish i knew!! 44. nickname: none :(  45. relationship status: single 46. zodiac: pisces 47. pronouns: she/her 48. favourite show: greys anatomy probably 49. tattoos: none 50. right or left handed: right FIRST: 51. surgery: none, having teeth removed is the closest i’ve come to surgery 52. piercing: ears  53. best friend: i had a best friend named sarah but i dont know her anymore

54. sport: i did gymnastics and softball when i was tiny!!

55. vacation: i think it was when my parents took me to disneyland when i was a baby??

56. pair of shoes: how would i remember....i just remember i had these ugly polka dot rain boots in kindergarden RIGHT NOW: 57. eating: nothing :(( 58. drinking: water  59. im about to: play sims to procrastinate my hw!! 60. listening to: a spotify ad :((((((( 61. waiting for: that annoying spotify add to end!! 62. want to see: idk 63. want to get married: yes!!! 64. career: aaahhhh i wish i knew!!  WHICH IS BETTER:

65. hugs/kisses: i’ve never kissed so i guess hugs

66. lips/eyes: eyes??? lips are cute tho ahah 67. shorter/taller: both!!

68. younger/older: idc but i wouldnt wanna date someone with more than a year age difference

69. romantic/spontaneous: idk maybe spontaneous??

70. nice arms/nice stomach: i dont really care so either??

71. sensitive/loud: loud since i’m not very loud i need someone to balance me out

72. hook up/relationship: relationship

73. troublemaker/hesitant: hesitant i guess

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. kissed a stranger: nah

75. drank hard liquor: @honeyy-tongue remember the vanilla 

76. lost glasses/contact lenses: i dont even have either so nah

77. turned someone down: nah

78. canoodling on first date:nah 

79. broken someones heart: nah (i’m boring ive never done this romantic stuff!!

80. had your own heart broken: nah

81: been arrested: nah

82: cried when someone died: kinda?? 

83: fallen for a friend: :)

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. yourself: sometimes 85. miracles: sometimes

86. love at first sight: yeah kinda,,,idk about for me personally but def others

87. Santa Clause: no

88. kiss on first date: depends??

89. angels: not really

OTHER:

90. current best friends name: bethany and maggie and some others haha

91. eye colour: brown 

92. favourite movie/s: dont really watch many movies....i liked fantastic beasts so i guess that??

people im tagging: @honeyy-tongue @chocolatemintdreams @forgothowtonat @puddingpups @ghostsonthewisconsinriver

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#139 TALK ABOUT

1:Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.

My grandma told me about it, she said she read about it in a magazine about how it’s kinda weird but alright. We watched it on Christmas that year. And then I watched it again that night and then the next day. Donnie Darko- best movie ever. 

2:Talk about your first kiss.

 I broke up with my boyfriend after a football game when me, him, and one of our friends was walking home (we all lived in the same area) then me and the friend that was with me ran away because my now ex was following us. we went to the dollar store and got a helium balloon and went into the ally across the street. Sucked the shit out of the balloon and then made out. 

3:Talk about the person you’ve had the most intense romantic feelings for.

My husband. He is so amazingly perfect I literally can not describe my feelings for him. It’s like not a physical thing because we almost never are together but when we are it is like eating a new amazing candy for the first time. 

4:Talk about the thing you regret most so far.

Being a bitch and not being productive. Also the dumb tattoos I game myself when I was 14. 

5:Talk about the best birthday you’ve had.

19th so far. 

6:Talk about the worst birthday you’ve had.

probably when I turned like 16. 

7:Talk about your biggest insecurity.

My humor, because I find myself hilarious all the time but no one else really seems to. Except my husband and my bestie. They totally get me. 

8:Talk about the thing you are most proud of.

Husband and my dog and my sister. They all pretty iight. 

9:Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.

The freckle on my and and the very faint freckle on my mouth. No one ever notices them and it reminds me that no one can know me better than I know myself. Even if I have no idea who I am. 

10:Talk about the biggest fight you’ve ever had.

My sister swung a pig bat at me and then threatened me with scissors and cooking knives. 

11:Talk about the best dream you’ve ever had.

I was having a bad dream but them I realized i was dreaming do I just quit having the bad dream. 

12:Talk about the worst dream you’ve ever had.

The ones where my stomach drops and wakes me up. 

13:Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.

Backstory: I used to give this guy... lets call him R... bjs a lot ok. So one day i was just walking home and lets call him T comes up to me and is like “i heard you give R bjs” and I was like fuck yeah i do and then we went to T’s house and did it. It was the least romantic thing on the planet. Like I didn’t even associate with T what so ever, I hung out with his brother J but thats it. But afterwards I was getting my shit and about to leave and he goes “did you leave anything?” and I was like nope and he was like “you sure you didnt loose anything?” and I was like nope and he was like “not even your virginity?” and i was like fuck you lmao 

14:Talk about a vacation.

I dont really feel like doing this one 

15:Talk about the time you were most content in life.

Right now. 

16:Talk about the best party you’ve ever been to.

Well it’s not one specific party, but back in 2012 my friend group had this party house, on of their moms was renting it but she got a boyfriend so she never stayed there. amazing summer. 

17:Talk about someone you want to be friends with.

I want to be friends with someone who can completely relate to me. I know there are hundreds of other women going through the same exact thing I am going through, just not in my town or near where I live. 

18:Talk about something that happened in elementary school.

I pooped my pants a little once. Typical story, thought it was a fart... it wasnt. Also once during show and tell I brought a stuffed bird and some little fuck threw up on it. 

19:Talk about something that happened in middle school.

I hit puberty and shaved my eyebrows. 

20:Talk about something that happened in high school.

I did a lot of drugs, got in a terrible relationship, got out of that relationship, found my mellow point and found the love of my life. 

21:Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.

when he just too ugly boo. I would say because im married but literally noone has hit on be since he put a ring on it so fuck ya

22:Talk about your worst fear. 

I dont know what my worst fear is. a lot of things scare me 

23:Talk about a time someone turned you down.

Like that would ever happen psh.

24:Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.

My husband telling me he loves me. 

25:Talk about an ex-best friend.

Shes a fucking juvenile delinquent but damn did we have fun

26:Talk about things you do when you’re sick.

sleep. complain about being sick.

27:Talk about your favorite part of someone else’s body.

My husbands cheek bones and his sholders.

28:Talk about your fetishes.

penis

29:Talk about what turns you on.

penis

30:Talk about what turns you off.

bad penis

31:Talk about what you think death is like.

i have no idea 

32:Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.

not being sad

33:Talk about what you do when you are sad.

cry and things like this until i get bored

34:Talk about the worst physical pain you’ve endured.

probably anal sex for the first time

35:Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.

smoking. being nervous about things. feeling sad. 

36:Talk about your guilty pleasures.

facebook and playing with my doggo

37:Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.

my ex. fucking asshole 

38:Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.

Ride by TOP - reminds me of one of my besties riding around on back roads hanging out the sunroof 

what does the fox say - reminds me of this annoying chick i used to hang out with. she had a fangirl crush on one of the singers. 

so many songs remind me of my husband so im not even gonna say them all but “Dancing in the Dark” is one of the main ones. we did the dance to it once but we just kinda did it. no music. it was fun, but we havent been able to since because we cant remember how to do it correctly lol 

candle in the wind reminds me of my mom because i asked her what her favorite elton john song was once when i was going through and elton john fase

i love rock n roll - reminds me of my sister, she used to listen to that song all the time. Also funky town. we made up a dance to that one. 

You raise me up - reminds me of my grandpa, it was played at his funeral. 

Roses by the chainsmokers reminds me of one of my old friends 

any hollywood undead song reminds me of a friend i had to quit hanging out with

the list is never fucking ending 

fly to the angels by slaughter reminds me of my uncle. he wants it played at his funeral. at least thats what he told my cousin and i when he was drunk one night when we were like 8

the anthem by dropkick murphys reminds me of my dad because he wants it played at his funeral

also my husband wants ..... i cant remember what its called but its a lincoln park song. he wants that played at his funeral 

39:Talk about things you wish you’d known earlier.

What my life was gonna end up like. 

40:Talk about the end of something in your life.

No. I hate things ending. 

I see what you did there you sly shit.