#like. really

[juicebuck]

anyway, good evening friends in my phone. tonight i am still in wet n wild wednesday. and i am also in knock him up thursday. i'm in the combination wet n wild wednesday and knock him up thursday. where like, they're on Operation Knock Buck Up. and buck has planned this. obviously. he has a plan. an all night plan. they're pulling a Sex All Nighter. buck's like, eddie, you gotta come at least three times in me. To Be Sure. and eddie's like, hmm. what about you? and buck's like, what about me? it doesn't matter how many times i come eddie. do you not know how this works. you have a CHILD. and eddie's like, well. it matters to Me. and buck's like, oh. ohhhhh okay. yay. because somehow he forgot to take into account the fact that eddie gets off on making buck come again and again and again and making an absolute mess of them both.

so. the first time. eddie uses his fingers. wet with spit and lube. until buck's squirming and begging for eddie to fuck him, please. then slips inside and fucks into him slow and hot and unbearable until buck's shoving desperately against him, fingers digging into eddie's ass. until he's coming messy and wet all over himself. and eddie's panting, that's it, bud. that's it, so wet for me. slides his fingers through the mess, shoves them into buck's mouth as he keeps fucking him, harder, harder. comes inside him at the sight of buck, pupils blown, saliva and come dribbling out of the corners of his pink mouth. when he pulls out, cock and fingers. buck's gasping at him about the plug. eddie, you gotta— so eddie pushes the come back in, plugs him up. keeps it in there. buck letting out a soft moan. then sinks down to get his mouth on buck's cock. feels buck gasp and shudder, overstimulated. feels him trying to jerk away, then jerking up against eddie’s mouth despite it, like he can’t help himself. desperate for it. eddie breathes out a laugh, fond, teasing. says against buck's cock, just can't help yourself, can you? got another one for me, baby? and buck says, yes. eddie. please. eddieeddieeddie. fingers finding eddie's hair. so eddie mouths over him, takes him into his mouth. until buck's rock hard again and leaking on his tongue, fingers clenching tight in eddie's hair, breathing out please. fuck. like that. gonna—fuck. and eddie groans around him, takes him deeper, ruts against the mattress. pulls off when he can feel it. the way buck's losing control. strips buck's cock with his hand and says, come on, sweetheart, on my face. wanna see you make a mess of me. and buck does. covers his face with his arm and cries out eddie's name and comes all over eddie's face, in eddie's hair. and eddie moves, quick. hitches up buck's legs, pulls out the plug and slides back home. pitches forward to rub his come-soaked face over buck’s and catch his mouth in a hot, wet kiss as he fucks him, says, gonna put another baby in you. and buck whimpers into his mouth, sobs a little. says, please. eddie. please. need it. need you to knock me up. and eddie's hips jerk and he comes again with a loud stuttered groan. fills buck up, mouth pressed to buck’s neck. feels it in his whole body. he stays there for a moment, kisses buck’s wet with come and tears face. then slips out. buck makes a soft, wrecked sound. says, don't let it— but eddie doesn't. slides the plug back in. and buck shudders. and maybe they drift for a while. in and out. eddie gets up on shaky legs at some point. comes back with water. they drink. kiss. again and again. pressed together, sticky.

eventually eddie lets his hand wander. soft over buck's cock. to the plug. puts a little pressure on it. and buck groans. says, fuck. fuck. pushes into it. and eddie kisses over his jaw, slides out the plug and replaces it with his fingers. keeping it in. and buck whines out a sob as eddie rubs over his prostate. then again. and again. until buck is really sobbing. whimpering eddie's name. and eddie says, voice coming out wrecked and raspy, can you do one more for me, bud? and buck gasps, can you? and eddie breathes out a shaky laugh like, i can if you can. and buck nods, says, please. i can. i can do it. and eddie says, good boy. and fucks him with his fingers, watches buck writhe, watches his cock fatten up again. says, that's it, baby. you're doing so good. and buck manages, you too. and eddie feels his own cock twitch. but he focuses on buck, pushing into him, shaking fingers milking his prostate. and it's so, so wet. the sound is obscene. and eddie's saying, fuck, look at you. such a mess. just a little more. we can do one more. and buck's nodding, making little broken uh uh uh sounds. and eddie presses his mouth to the tip of buck's cock, sucking at the head, and buck comes again with a soft, broken whine, spilling onto eddie's lips and chin. and eddie licks his lips and says, you're so beautiful. fuck, our baby's going to be so beautiful. and buck sobs, wracking. and eddie pulls his fingers out, plugs buck back up. crawls up his body to kiss him. kisses him and kisses him, his mouth, his cheeks, his birthmark, his forehead, back to his mouth. grinding his cock, half-hard, into buck's hip. and buck says, eddie. pushes through the fucked-out bliss to get his hand around eddie's cock. and eddie whines, bites at buck's neck, pants muffled against his skin, yeah, yeah, yeah. fuck. like that. buck. and buck mumbles, one more. please, eddie. lets go of eddie's cock to reach down, pulls out the plug with a hiss, and then guides eddie into him. and eddie keeps panting out broken words. slides in. and they both groan, shudder. and buck threads his fingers through eddie’s hair, kisses over his face, says, fuck me, fuck me pregnant. and eddie moves with him, whole body aching, on fire, desperate. shoving into him, messy. says, buck. buck. comes with a muffled sound against buck's cheek, leaking what he has left into buck and collapsing on top of him, heaving breaths. and finally, after a moment or five minutes or a lifetime. he mumbles, i love you so much. and buck mumbles back, i love you too. and eddie mumbles, we might have just made triplets. and buck huffs out a wrecked, exhausted laugh and says, god i hope so.

[planecrashjesus]

I’m gonna be scary woke for a sec I think it’s hilarious how arcane shifted its morals to be more in line with whatever crazy conservative bullshit America is in rn

[freddie-77-ao3]

"You wouldn't care about will solace if he wasn't gay--"

I CARE ABOUT ALL THE MINOR CHARACTERS!! MORE THAN THE MAIN ONES!!! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE SEXUALITY TALK TO ME ABOUT HIS TRAUMA!!!

[emotional-moss]

to this day one of the funniest insults i’ve seen (directed at someone who studied queer theory and happened to have opinions they disagreed with) was “u don’t know what ur talking about. go read the lesbian masterdoc <3”

[ghostbeam]

I can’t believe everyone on planet earth saw that fucking tv post any other day one of my shitposts would get no notes but not this one

[inkskinned]

hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3

[kiwi]

anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

[visenyaism]

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

[pkaykim]

Valentines gift for my girlfriend

Please don’t repost on other platforms!

[ryderdire]

Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today

I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 

[charmac]

[kirukrono]

[Fig. 01 Mikuchondria]

The powerhouse of YOUR cell

[sadgirlautumn]

“kids spend too much time on their devices” well what else are they supposed to do? there’s no corner shops with pinball machines in them on every corner anymore. there’s no malls or stores in small towns for teens to hang out in without being suspected of shoplifting or kicked out for loitering. sidewalks are too broken for them to ride their bikes and there’s no bike lane in the street to make it safe for them. i just don’t understand where they expect these kids to go when they keep taking places away from them. and yes having no safe public places for them is what leads a lot of teens into addiction if they end up at a place where people aren’t truly looking out for them.

[great-and-small]

The majority of the Earth’s rodents: How do you survive environments with practically zero oxygen, feel no pain, and live for decades when none of the rest of us can???

Naked mole-rats:

[buggotbrain]

saw a theory that the SmokeStack twins were posing as one man in Chicago, which helped them get away with stealing from both sides. i'm poised to believe that because visually their clothing was very clearly of the two mobs. smoke was full irish— tweed, bowler hat. while stack had the full mafia look. yk italian leather shoes, fedora etc etc . like the details!!