#listen I love Jonas but he has the most BC name imaginable

[malcolm-reeds-pineapple]

Listen Jonas Quinn from Kelowna is such a normal fucking person. That is not an alien! That is a man in his early 20s from Kelowna, British Colombia, Canada, who gives longboard tours of Ogopogo sightings around the Okanagan!

[prince-simon]

Hola mi amor!

I'll go with 2, 13, 22 and 34 😊

@purplehoodiesimon asked: 13 and 34

@ishotforthestars asked: #7 and #34 for the writer's ask :)

@aro-of-artemis asked: hello my prince! for the fic writer questions, number 6, 22 and 34

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gonna put them all in one ask bc you all have 34 in common haha (i didn't reply to these last night bc i may or may not have written on prince simon!!!!)

thank youuu for the questions 💗

okay let's goooo:

2: Why do you write fanfiction?

i kinda tumbled into it by accident i think but it's just so comforting? like i know these characters already and i love them and it's just so fun to imagine all these different scenarios for them. fun fact: i started out with original stories and i'm quite proud of that (granted, everything i've written when i was like 12 is probably absolute shit but still) but then i started fanfic and that's so much easier of course. i do miss being able to think up something completely original though so hopefully i can get back to that eventually

13: First fandom you ever wrote for?

gonna expose myself here lol. i'm so old, i started reading fanfic on youtube (anyone here who still remembers the fanfic videos there??) without even being able to put a name on it. anyway it basically was like- nick jonas/demi lovato or miley cyrus or something? definitely straight lmao. and it was always like "i'm just gonna use their names" and basically, that's what i ended up doing too. using the disney squad to put a face to my characters lol. it all went downhill from there

22: Do you listen to anything while you write?

i sometimes do. but it's just a random ass playlist, like whatever i feel like at the moment. it never really has anything to do with what i write. i gotta say though, for prince simon, the scene on the balcony in chueca, when simon starts singing, i listened to spanish guitar music the whole time. bc that shit's magical

34: Copy and paste an excerpt you’re particularly fond of.

is anyone surprised i'm gonna go with a prince simon quote? well. this bit always wrecks me so. i'm very fond of it lol (there's also something in the next chapter that i'm really proud of but i'm not gonna post it here bc spoilers. but. hint: letters)

Saying goodbye was torture. When Wilhelm woke up that morning, it was nose to nose with Simon, whose eyes were already open, flickering across his face. “Abrázame,” he whispered, turning around to face the other way.

Wilhelm’s heart was pounding. He was going off context clues and what he himself wanted, when he gingerly wrapped his arms around Simon, pressing his nose into Simon’s neck.

A shuddering breath escaped Simon’s lips as he scooted that little bit closer to Wilhelm, and Wilhelm held him tighter.

They stayed like that until Simon murmured, “You need to catch a flight.” It sounded like it took all his willpower to say it.

“It’s a private jet, they can wait if the prince of Sweden wants to cuddle his…” Wilhelm faltered. Shit.

There was a beat of silence before Simon joked, “So scandalous of you. Don’t let the people find out.”

Wilhelm let out a small laugh and pressed a kiss to Simon’s neck because his skin was warm and soft and so enticing under his touch. “It’s time they found out,” he mumbled. (Promised.)

7: What element of writing do you struggle with most?

funnily enough, i think fluff is the hardest? like. idk i just struggle to figure out all the feelings to put into a scene like that and the urge to make it angsty is always there ahahah

and also, dialogue. which is why it means the world to me when someone tells me it feels so natural

6: What element of writing do you find comes easily?

i think yearning/pining and self-deprecation come easily to me for personal reasons lmaooo also, in the context of prince simon, writing kristina (it's just so easy to make her the villain, and also put my own frustrations towards my mother on her)

[1rosex]

Songs that remind BTS of their s/o

a/n here's this bc I'm struggling to get my other reaction done kksksks

Masterlist

Jin

BTS- Best of Me

Yep, Jin chooses a song from his own group. Can you blame him though? This song just hits home for him. You have seen the best sides of Jin, and all of the worst. You have a piece of him, the real Jin, and you still love him. Every lyric full of love is how he feels for you, and he never misses the opportunity to sing it to you either.

Namjoon

Ed Sheeran- Perfect

Ed Sheeran's Perfect is the cheesiest you can get when it comes to love songs. But it has a classic vibe to it, the kind you'd imagine to play during a proposal or elegant wedding. It can summarize all of Namjoon's feelings for you and his future dreams for your relationship, and he serenades you with it at every chance he gets. Who knows, it might even pop up at his actual wedding someday.

Yoongi

John Legend- All of Me

Yoongi wasn't too much into the cheesy love songs. But when he is, he likes the ones that were rich with meaningful words and good instrumentals. He had heard this song before but hadn't thought much of it. After getting with you, Yoongi began to think of your relationship whenever he heard it. He told himself that when they day came to marry you, he hoped that this song would play.

J-Hope

Jonas Brothers- Sucker

I feel like this one explains itself. If Hoseok falls for someone, he falls hard. He is whipped for you, and so are you for him. Hoseok could find himself relating to every smitten lyric of this song, he'd love it so much that he would make a choreography for it as a surprise. He wants you to know how much he loves you, and this song gives him the perfect opportunity to do so.

Jimin

Oh Wonder- Lose It

I don't know how many of you know this song but I strongly recommend it. The song is dripping with nostalgic and positive vibes. It's a song that gives you the image of waking up to your partner next to you, of beach dates and nights under the stars. It embodies every warm emotion that Jimin has when he looks at you. He would play it whenever he's in a cuddly mood, which tends to be most nights. And he finds joy in the fact that he could connect his emotions the song gives him, to you.

Taehyung

Post Malone- Sunflower

Taehyung is a fan of Post Malone, and after listening to this song, his first thought was you.

Needless to say, I'm keeping her in check.

This line in particular earns a smile from him. He feels that you two both keep each other in check, and it reminds him of how happy he is to able to share his life with you. Be prepared for Taehyung to memorize every word of this song and sing along anytime he hears it.

Jungkook

5SOS- Youngblood

A large part of Jungkook's attachment to this song has to do with the music video. The music video and lyrics together depict a story of young love and rebellion, and for some reason, Jungkook fantasizes this. The idea of leather jackets and motorcycles, sneaking out to see each other, late night diners, running away in the name of the love. And then ultimately growing old together, so you look back at the days of your youth and laugh and cherish all of your memories. He believes that if he could pick someone to share that life with, it would be you.

[nolitetebastardescarborundorum]

What I like and dislike about each Skam Version:

The order is when I watched them. Which is basically the same order when they came out since I watch clip for clip live with every version since the evak cuddle clip 3 years ago. I won't point out things twice if a remake did it exactly the same. For example the blackmailing of Noora. Disliked it in the og, ditto with every other version. Another disclaimer: I don't have a favorite version since no one was perfect from first to last season. Different versions have different favorite seasons for me.

What I loved about the og 🇳🇴: The complete different format of a show with the clips, social media, roughly camera work that made it look like a reality show or documentary. The actors being the age of their characters and not all being thin, beautiful models. The pov and seing the boring aspects of life too. All the casual parties. The music and the whole russbus culture. In general getting to know so much about other cultures that I didn't thought about before for even a minute. Eva standing up for herself and breaking up with Jonas. Penetrator Chris as the comic relief, he may be a fuckboy, but he is isn't sexist or homophobic, his one liners are iconic. A normal reaction to Isak being gay and Evak actually getting an happy ending and a proper love scene like any hetero couple gets. Eskilds gay pride speech, it made me rethink my own mindset, as well as Sanas line about hate doesn't come from religion, it comes from fear and her whole conversation with yousef about religion. The guys helping Isak get back his man and Magnus hilarious questions, but also his helpful advice. Everything in the scene with Eva's 18th birthday. Even singing imagine. The cuddle clip, literally my favorite clip in all the versions, the spiderman kiss and the universe talk. Yousana love shown without any touching. The girls picking up Sana with the los losers bus. The ballon squads YouTube channel. How sweet and protective Elias was about Sana. 5 fine frøkner! Kosegruppa. If I could chose I would want a season for Magnus and Penetrator Chris.

What I disliked: Jonas treating Eva like she's stupid. Everything with William pretty much, starting with his non existent personality to blackmailing Noora, dissing Vilde, not listening after the SA happening etc. Nooras completely change in attitude from feminist to falling for the fuckboy and betraying your friend, also, ik most of the fans love it, her speeches, the one at William and also the one at Nicolai, it was just too long and arrogant to me sorry, I don't thought yes queen, I more thought yeah okay we got it already. The lack of communication with literally everyone. Vilde being so judgemental. Eva 'stealing' Jonas. Even not being able to speak for himself about his MI. The hate against Sonja, yes her saying Even can't love was fucked up, but her outrage and pain was more than understandable for me. The call your gf scene, idk it just makes me uncomfortable and I just felt bad for the girls. The whole show basically revolving around Noora in every season and her amount of screen time. Chris and Emma in the end, a huge wtf that made no sense and came out of nowhere, as well as Jonas and Eva's suddenly reunion.

What I loved about 🇮🇹: Be aware that I'm biased since Italy is my favorite country since childhood. I love everything about it. Landscapes, food, clothes, cars, the men^^ and ofc the language and names. First and foremost the cinematography. Also the music. All the girls being pretty as fuck. I feel like they where more mature too, but that goes for the boys and Eduardo too. Elia being there since season 1. The skating shenanigans. Martino and Eva being the closest version of this friendship (which is why I hope they continue this in the next season and make them close again, not going for the best buds). Their parents being more involved. Edoardo not insulting Silvia. Giovanni constantly cursing and gesturing like the true Italian that he is. Ofc the bromance in s2, that was what the season was all about for me more than the romance (reason in the dislikes), how they all cared for each other, had actual conversations, were with marti everywhere and always supported him. Gio being the best friend ever and constantly checking in on marti. How all the boys and edos rich gang stood up for marti against the homophobes, I never cheered so loud during a clip istg. The man, the myth, the legends Chico roddi :D. Eduardos soft side, when he played creep or cried when Eleonora could tell him herself what happend. The way they merged the squads together and all hang out boys and girls and also Filippo. Filippo and Eleonora being siblings and literally everything that fillipo does, his sassyness is unmatched. Cute Short king luca, carefree elia. Seriously I could write novels about this boy squad. Their parties and how they do them at 9pm during business days. Guardami Martino! 😂 If I could chose I would want a Gio and Fillipo season.

What I disliked: The darkness, especially s2 although it looked romantic a lot of times. The way Gio kisses, listen I love him with all my heart but he looks like he wants to eat faces or lick them like a dog 😂. I couldn't get into Niccolò, he never grew on me, came of kinda cold and the chemistry between the actors compared to the other versions isn't that great imo. It also has the only Sana I don't like and don't care for her season. It's not bc of the controversy about the actress. She just comes of rude in the show and also has way too less scenes to get excited for her pov, Her relationship with Marti is also non existent. The lack of social media and texts. Some of the actors looking way too old.

What I loved about 🇫🇷: The many changes of season 3. The piano scene with literally heart eyes. Eliott being the biggest dork. Eliott being able to express his feelings about his MI. Eliott saying it's not a girl. The rain kiss. Lucas being a major cutie. His relationship with the girls and Manon in particular. How they helped Daphne with the room. That we get an Arthur season, he's my favorite Madhi. How happy they were when Lucas came out and how they cheered everytime they saw Eliott. The elu social media content. Yann apologizing for his behavior and comments in the past. The hedgehog and racoon personas. Imans dad. Alexia and Arthur becoming a thing. The bts and Interviews, especially the attentive Maxel friendship.

What I disliked: The first two seasons being 1:1 copy from the og, I only watched them bc I had a close french friend when it aired. The whole Charles shit in s3&4. The acoustic music often being a bit to on the nose, like the music before a jumpscare in horror movies, for example the common room meeting, it was so obvious they would fall in love. S3 of France is probably my favorite version of this season, but it is like a dramatic romcom movie and felt less realistic compared to the others and the og. Emma is super bland and kinda dumb. Mika being super rude to Lucas. The disrespect against iman. Sofiane actually dating Manon.

What I loved about Druck 🇩🇪: (Also biased since I am german) Jonas sweetness. Hans is hilarious. Jonas and Hannah reunion. Kiki turning into the sweetest. The girl squad being really close. The boy squad being dumbasses. The change of Alex and showing his anxiety. Kiki and Carlos being a wholesome couple. The changes and extra content. Amira and Mohammeds softness. Their sm game.

What I disliked: The dialogue sounds very cringey to me and super scripted. The Mia actress looks like she doesn't like to kiss Alex at all, no chemistry and no love to be seen for me. Mia being arrogant in general. That Amira had only 7 episodes and Mia extra concent for her boring relationship. I never could get into Matteo much, he was to much of a sloth to me, let everything just happen and while that may be realistic, it's for the viewer pretty boring. I also couldn't get into David much, we knew barely nothing about him for most of the time and then he was absent for like 3 weeks straight. Davenzi also came of as more like best friends to me as an couple in love, they were cuter in s4. Unrelated to the plot or show, but the druck stans that feel super entitled and superior.

What I loved about 🇪🇸: The made subtle changes from the start. Lucas coming out to Eva and not being a snake. Jorge being the softest Jonas and not lying about weed. The girl squad being the closest and cutest with another, as well as the boys and them being a mega squad since s1, way less inner group drama and the friendships in this versions are just super wholesome to me and my favorite girl squad. Also my favorite amira, she wants to adopt everyone and they all care and respect her religion and I have high hopes for her season. Their parties. Also the remake with the most sm content and texts. The only P Chris version that comes nearly close to the og, being sassy, charismatic and having hella sexual chemistry with eva. The fact that also my favorite chris got her own season, that they changed it to a wlw plot that was displayed tastefully and not overly sexualized. The portray of having borderline, being shown how it really is. Lucas having an Youtube channel and how supportive his boys reacted and how tender him and Jorge are, I can't stretched enough how much I love and stan attentive, genuine male friendships without toxic masculinity. Hugo being an absolute sweat heart since his first appearance, not being petty or mad with Cris and just being a true friend. If I could chose I would want a season about Lucas and Amira.

What I disliked: Alejandro looks like 14 to me and I'm not keen on seeing this plot for the 8th time. Viri and Cris clothes a lot of times, Ik they dress like teenagers these days do, but it just looks horrendous to me sry. Them stretching out the story between Cris and Joana so much and breaking them up like 5 times.

What I loved about wtfock 🇧🇪: I just started with season 3 live, because I couldn't get into the characters when the first clips of s1 dropped. I later binged s2 and watched some key clips of s1.

They changed many things for the better. First and foremost Senne, him being supportive of Zoë, a good flat mate and encouraging dad friend. Zoë giving him way more of a hard time and making him work for it. Robbe moving into the flatshare and becoming bff with Zoë. Not breaking up Zoenne and making Senne an important character in s3 as not only Zoës boyfriend. Sander! I love his whole art hoe - e boy brand, his music taste, his clothes, hair, how reckless he is, his blant flirting. Robbe being an absolute baby ™ and clingy af. The Willems chemistry is unmatched in the skam universe. Yasmina is so fucking pretty and intelligent. Rosanders date. Milan being sooo cute and Robbe having confidence in him and them being genuinely friends. I could swoon over the found family in the flatshare 24/7 and wish I could live with them. Robbes dad asking if Sander is a vegetarian. Luca & Noor shading Moyo. Noor having a personality besides being naïve and a beard for the Isak. Robbe caring about his mom.

What I disliked: Senne starting of as the worst William with his bracelets and showing around Ambers nudes. Ambers rudeness in general. The boys talking only about girls and totally ignoring Robbe for 6 weeks straight, especially Jens. Moyos sexist and homophobic comments and behavior. Clips and drama with no explanation or follow ups, brushed off or rushed scenes. The gay bashing and robbes slurs, them turning everything into drama for drama sake. For multiple weeks only clips that were either total drama or happy clips with no normal daily life. Exaggerating the robbe and noor make outs. No Sander the first 2 weeks. The lack of answeres from Sander and questions from Robbe, brushed of with one liners. Barely any texts.

[jaeminlore]

Pizza Boy!Vernon

a/n: for sunflower anon! hope you don’t mind that i made it bulleted!! also this is like my second time writing a bulleted scenario so pls have mercy on me i’m trying to expand my capabilities  

• okay but like does anyone remember that jonas brothers song • i fell in love with the pizza girl ,,, now i eat pizza every day,,, • BC that’s what i think it would be like if vernon was your pizza delivery boy • okay from the beginning •you’re a university student and exams have been destroying your happiness lately • you want to die basically • like you work so hard at your job and at studying that you NEVER get a break and it’s so,,, stifling,,, you just want to graduate and LEAVE •so when you finally get a day without exams where you can just chill, you order pizza • because why not?? • and since you’re ordering it online it has that lil box at the bottom that asks for special instructions • at first you were gonna write the classic “send ur cutest delivery boy” • but you didn’t really feel like fixing you hair and outfit to impress some pizza boy that probably wasn't even cute in the first place tBH • so you go with your second option: “pls tell me a quality pizza pun when u arrive. thx.” • most of the time those pizza places don’t even pay attention to the requests unless it’s like an allergy mention or smth so u don’t really expect anything • BUT BEHOLD • when someone knocks on your apartment door you get up and head over w ur money • you probably forgot that you even requested a pun lol • you open your door to see a really cute delivery boy with a smile on his face

• “Why was the pizza shop not doing well?”

• u pause bc first of all what the heck • then you remember your request and you excitedly ask him why • so the boy just sort of gives you this dorky, satisfied grin and answers • “They just weren’t rolling in the dough.” • cue crickets • bc like it was a good joke but it wasn’t /that/ good • suddenly he’s embarrassed and red and he’s like “rlly let me try again i have better puns i prOmiSe!!!” • since you’re feeling nice you let him try again • “okay okay what did the angry customer give the pizzeria owner?” • “wut” • “a pizza his mind.” • “that one was worst than the first one tbh” • “NO WAY my puns are good” • “mediocre at best” • and the pizza delivery dude is not expecting a tip at this point bc you’re so freaking brutal abt his jokes that he searched the internet for on such short notice • “pls im a college student w debt just have mercy on me” • and now you’re actually giggling a bit bc did he think you weren’t gonna pay him??? like some kind of hooligan??? • please,,, you have class • so you like hand over the money w his tip like “what’s ur name pizza boy” • “it’s vernon” • “makes sense. u look like a vernon” • “is that an insult?” • so he leaves and you’re happy bc of your pizza but also you’re kinda sad bc,,, dang,,, the pizza boy was cute and you didn’t even get his number,,, • gUeSs yOuLL hAVe tO bUY mOrE pizZAs!!!1!11!1 • so that’s what you do and you don’t rlly know what to put under the special request to make sure you get vernon so • you just kinda • “send the boy with horrible puns pls” • and everyone once again knows this is vernon bc no one tells horrible puns like he can • so he’s back and you take more time to study his face bc he’s handsome obv  • like just imagine his black hair tucked under a red pizza cap,, and his eyes are really dark in contrast to his boyish smile like wow. a visual. • “who did your eyebrows?” • “uh,,, myself? wait what does that mean??? what do they do to your eyebrows?” • so you explain eyebrow beauty to him • where is this going destinee pick it up  • and during this time he’s actually pretty fascinated but then gAsP he forgot to open with his pun!!!!! • “What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?” • “…” • “my pizza jokes can’t be topped!” •“pretty sure they can be topped” • “next time i’m going to conveniently forget your garlic sauce” • “who said i was going to call you again, delivery boy??” • hE cAnT wIN • lowkey thinks you’re cute so he puts up with ur incessant teasing • “what’s ur name anyway?” • “y/n” • “well, y/n, since we’re friends now do you wanna listen to my mixtape” • VERNON WOULD DO THIS YOU GUYS KNOW • he's already pullin out a blank cd with some horrible handwriting on it • nd you accept it but like,,,, what are you supposed to do??? • thank him??,??,,? • anyway vernon leaves bc he is on the job and has to deliver other pizzas before they get cold ya know • so,, since you’re bored,,, you listen to the mixtape while you eat ur pizza • and like some of the songs are lowkey cringe but some of them are highkey good • now what do you do • tell the pizza guy you like his rap?? • is that too far?? like he said you guys were friends but,,,,, • the next time he comes you tell him that you rlly liked his mixtape and behold!!! • lil vernon is blushing!!! bc you’re one of the first people to compliment him on his songs and it makes him super happy and mushy inside like what a dweeb • TIME SKIP • you and vernon keep this delivery boy/customer friendship or whatever up bc it’s fun and you guys kinda sort of think each other are cute •like ObViOuSlY bc vernon is a d o r a b l e •and you’re practically an ANGEL • *20 starts playing* • anyway yeah one day you’re craving pizza again so you make your order • and when it asks for any special instructions • you type in • “send the cute pun boy” • as a joke but gET THIS • YOU ACCIDENTALLY PRESS SEND BEFORE YOU CAN DELETE IT • so like while you wait for vernon to arrive u r freaking out and sWeAtiNG bc vErNoN cAnT kNoW yoU liKe hiM !!!1!1 • that’s weird !!!!! • your doorbell rings and you’re shaking as you open the door bc you’re sure you’ve just ruined ur friendship w him • but like when you open the vernon is just,,, leaning against the doorframe,,, w a smirk on his lips and red ears to match his cap,,,, • “you…called…me…cute…” • nd suddenly he’s getting closer to you and his smile is widening like where did he get this confidence from??? • skkahdhs and just when you think he’s going to kiss you he whispers • “d’you wanna hear another pun?” • LIKE WAY TO RUIN THE MOMENT VERNON • but you gotta keep ur composure right so you reluctantly nod like yeah vernon!!! listening to your stupid puns is how i want to spend my time!!! definitely not kissing you!!! that’s for sure!! • but this meme: • “How do you know if you’re in love?” • nd you stutter out a lil “what” bc is this just a joke or is he on to smth • and he kinda smiles shyly and opens his pizza box • “if they steal a pizza your heart!” • you look down and the freakin pizza is shaped like a heart and has “will u go out w me?” written in pepperonis • and it’s so cheesy • hehe get it? • that you can’t help but laugh like “ofc i’ll go out w you dork” • and you invite him in to share the pizza • luckily you’re his last stop for the night so the two of you can stay up all night talking and laughing and sharing puns over pizza • goals tbh