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#listen for as put together as es is canonically it would be very cute to see her in like a hoodie or something
arundolyn · 2 years
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idk what really prompted the thought but
modern au
es is an electronic music artist, nobody really knows who she is but her work is REALLY popular
#crow.txt#blazblueposting#not sure where the fuck that came from but its entertaining#people just see this short stern seemingly emotionless shopping for groceries like shes on a mission#not really talking to anyone if she can absolutely help it#little do they know they just walked past The Azure Maiden#one of her songs is even playing in the store#some brief stint into more pop stuff that she doesnt particularly enjoy#so she just kinda ignores it goes through self checkout and minds her business#listen for as put together as es is canonically it would be very cute to see her in like a hoodie or something#you cannot tell me modern au es wouldnt be absolute coze mode all the time#she'd probably mostly be a hermit tbh. she leaves the house once a month to get food and whatever.#nobody can question the number of pudding cups shes buying if she doesnt talk to a cashier! win win.#actually back to the azure maiden tag it woudl be Very funny if she was in the new world at the end of blazblue#like ragna decided god damn you deserve to be normal if i cant be#thats also a fun line of thought#imagine talking to a weird girl in line at liek a coffee shop and finding out that like#shes 100 whatever years old. she saved the world like twice. she just straight up didnt live around people for a long ass time.#what the fuck is this azure shes talking about?#and then she gets a drink with like 10 shots of espresso and leaves without another word#sipping it very casually while its still very hot#no milk or anything but a Lot of sugar for sure
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squidcandy · 1 year
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staring into your soul rn can i hear about your akatsuki headcanons? ive recently come around to loving these little sillies and need some food <3
Oh my god. Where do I beginnn. Opening up the little notes app doc I keep them on
Bulleted list obviously
Keito is autistic, Kuro has ADHD and Souma is the AuDHD poster child
Kuro has a bag that he carries around with him full of safe snacks and noise canceling headphones and fidget toys for all of them when things get bad in the sensory department
Keito and Souma go on morning jogs together. Kuro wants to join them but he sleeps in.
This one is technically canon but. Sleepovers at Keito's house. Souma and Keito drag Kuro out of the futon by his ankles at 6 am
Kuro has a super warm body, and Keito has the heat retention of reptile. He's almost cold blooded. When it's cold, Souma and Keito will stand closer to Kuro/huddle near him to use him as a heater. They do it unconsciously, and though Kuro notices, he doesn't say anything because he thinks it's cute :)
Kuro's sister thinks Keito is boring and lame.
In order to get Souma to check his phone more often, Keito has gotten him a virtual pet app. Souma's virtual pet is very well maintained. Kuro's is dead.
Because Kuro usually helps Keito into outfits, Keito sometimes just stands around pre-interviews/shows, expecting someone to put his coat on for him before he realizes Kuro isn't there and does it himself.
Kuro believes in the philosphy of Anything can be fixed with a good smack. He did this with the TV in the common room, and now there's a big black blotch in the corner from where he "gave it a good one"
Kuro often chews the backs of his pencils and straws, so Keito bought him a chewy pendant and pencil attachment. He worries about how much lead Kuro has consumed.
Souma shakes his head and hands to stim. He keeps slapping people with his ponytail, though.
Keito just needs to do things with his fingers to let the happy energy out, either adjusting his glasses, hair, gesturing, or stretching them.
When Keito is on his own and reading a good book or manga, he'll kick/bounce his legs to stim.
Kuro has sleep fought Souma (who was also asleep) Keito, who was in the sleeping bag to the left of them, felt mortal fear.
Keito's dorm with Hajime and Hokuto Reeks of Lavender and Sandalwood. Hokuto would Like to say something about it, but it actually isn't so bad.
Kuro listens to Doja Cat. He thinks it's neat. He doesn't understand the lyrics very well.
Keito has Banned Doja Cat from the office Playlist. He cannot Get into It (Yuh!). 'It' being his paperwork.
Souma will never know what a Doja Cat is. He thinks Kuro must be hiding some sort of feline in the dojo.
Keito is very good at baking, because he's good at measuring things and following instructions
Kuro usually goes with his gut when it comes to cooking and it tastes great.
Souma has excellent memory and recreates Niki's dishes almost perfectly.
Kuro does his sister's hair and practices new styles on Souma. Sometimes, he'll put clips and things in Keito's hair when he's asleep or intensely focused.
Kuro snores extremely loudly. It's horrible. Dad snores.
Keito will often fall asleep immediately after a performance and Kuro has to resist the urge to pinch his cheeks/draw stuff on his face. He has failed to resist on more than one occasion.
There occasions on which Souma regrets telling Kuro and Keito to include him when discussing things, because this has now extended to the pettiest of arguments. "Kanzaki, tell Kiryu that he needs to put the dishes in the sink as soon as he's done" "it's not that big a deal, danna. Right Kanzaki?"
Akatsuki photocards and promotional materials aren't selfies, but rather pictures that they took of eachother.
Kuro and Keito walk around ES with eachother non-stop. When Keito is in the office, Kuro drops and him off and picks him up.
Kuro tries very hard to get Souma in on his dad joke sense of humor. It has only partially worked.
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beanghostprincess · 4 months
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So I'm writing a fic and I've decided to make SanUso the endgame ship for Sanji (ur fault btw💖) and I am making a little playlist for the characters in my fic and I've limited it to 1 love song per ship but I'm stumped for SanUso please help...what are some of thee most SanUso branded love songs ?? 😭
(more specifics in case this will help u think of a really fitting song but their relationship is like--Sanji was into Nami since they were kids, Usopp met him later and had a 1 sided crush on him for the longest time but knew he liked his bestie Nami so he stood aside. Nami is a lesbian so obviously Sanji's romantic affections were rejected eventually. They all remain great friends regardless ofc but later in the 24-26ish ages in their lives Sanji and Usopp become closer friends and he starts to catch feelings back without Usopp knowing. You know how it be...anyway they get together in the end and are very cute...please...do you have anything 😭😭😭)
I love that it's my fault. You're so welcome. Make Sanuso canon 2024 something something. And I absolutely love making playlists for characters and fics!!!!!!!! I love this!!!!!!! And now I am going to be SO annoying with Sanuso songs Omg. Your fault. I'll try to just give you like, idk, 5 because I don't want to be overwhelming.
Hold the Sun by Maya Hawke (One-sided crush and jealousy but it's gentle and Usopp doesn't actually intend to act upon his feelings. He's just pining)
Sweet Nothing by Taylor Swift (Look, this is THE Sanuso song for me and if I don't put it here I die)
Would You Be So Kind by Dodie (Dodie my beloved. She's one of my favorite singers and the one I listen to the most when thinking about Sanuso. And Sanusokaya too but not the point)
Kitchen Song by Tessa Violet (I made a Sanuso edit with this one because it reminds me SO much of them)
Nunca Es Suficiente by Natalia Lafourcade (It's in Spanish but I saw a Sanuso animatic once with this one and it's SO good and accurate for them. Just. Use the translator or ask me about it if you don't know Spanish because I swear it's Sanuso 100%)
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OH PLEASE! That was not Sam’s child or Cait on the soundtrack of this video 🙄
Extreme Shipper 1:
“I hear Boo...perhaps in a child seat at the rear of the bike...she says
“‘Da-Dee’ and then a very high pitched short squeal ‘weee’
“‘Da-Dee Weee’
“Too cute 🤓”
Extreme Shipper 2:
"’Daddy weeeeee’ then a lady who sounds an awful lot like Cait says ‘go faster’.
“The more you listen to it the clearer it becomes.”
Extreme Shipper 3:
“I heard the ‘weee’ as a seagull at first but now can’t unhear her excited weee. Shame she had to travel to Montreal for a Dadda double. Sam will never get back the loss of family freedom that we all take for granted. All to be a book boyfriend for tptb. It is wrong.”
I really have little patience for the ES who still believe that Sam and Cait are married with children. You really have to put your common sense on hold to think that Cait “faked” a Roman Catholic wedding and that Sam and Cait have been “hiding their children” all these years. 🙄
Okay, in Sam’s IG Story from 08.25.19 Sam is on a street where there are lots of people including I’m sure people with kids. I did hear a child’s voice but my guess is that was a child he passed on the sidewalk. If you look at the video, Sam isn’t going that fast. He could easily have picked up the child’s utterance.
Cait was certainly not there (I didn’t hear any voice that resembled Cait’s). Besides the fact that Cait is married to Tony, she is apparently currently in Spain. 
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The photo of the dog was posted today (Aug. 26, 2019). The foliage and furniture in the background look more like Spain to me than Montreal. So I really think Cait is in Spain.
Even if you believe Sam and Cait are “secretly” together, why would Sam take their “kids” to Montreal when he is working, especially if Cait wasn’t there to look after them when he was at work? 
Furthermore, in the IG Story, Sam is taking a selfie while riding a bike. Not the safest thing to do if you have a child strapped to the back of your bike.
So all of the above tell me that the ES who listened to the soundtrack made up a story to fit their beliefs--and that story is absolutely not true.
Anyway, I played the tape several times. What I heard and what these three ES heard was different. 
I did NOT hear a woman’s voice or any voice say “go faster,” much less a woman who sounded like Cait. 
I DIDN’T hear a child say “Daddy weeeeee.” What I heard was a child say, “Papa, please.”
When sounds are ambiguous or random, people search for familiar patterns and end up hearing what they want to or expect to hear. That phenomenon is called “pareidolia” and for some reason most ES seem to have never learned about it. So they keep “hearing things” that are consistent with their SamCait narrative, but which others don’t hear.
Furthermore, confirmation bias often leads ES astray. They expect to find evidence that Sam and Cait are secretly together, so they search every one of Sam’s photos or videos for signs of Cait and/or the “kids.” Consequently, they are “primed” to find “evidence” of them in ambiguous stimuli. 
This is how the ES fool themselves over and over again. 
Sadly, they won’t read this debunk so their made up story will become “canon” for them. 
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lolbtsaus · 7 years
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Namjoon’s Affection
Before I start this, I wanna say a h u g e thank you for 4,700 followers!!!! I can’t believe I just actually typed that number out I’m so so so grateful to all of you and I hope all of you are just having really good days/nights/whatever time you’re reading this at!! Onto our amazing leader, my lowkey spirit animal who is so lovable and cute and tiny even though he’s not actually tiny he’s tiny in my heart bc he’s so sweet and precious and I wanna protect him, Kim Namjoon aka Rap Monster aka joon
Just a quick explanation of this since it’s pretty self explanatory, this is just gonna be a post about I think the boys would cuddle/hug, their PDA levels, etc.
An actual flirt
It doesn’t matter how long you two have been together, he’s gonna flirt he could be an old man and still be winking at you when he walks by
“Lemme get that number”
“We’ve been dating for four years”
He’s not gonna be overly affectionate like he’s not gonna be hanging off of you 24/7 but he’s definitely gonna have his moments where he wants all the affection
He l o v e s it when you initiate the affection but Namjoon is a flirty person when he wants to be so he doesn’t have any issue being the one to grab your hand first so he’s really okay with both options
Calls you every pet name in the book but babe and baby are his favorites (have you ever heard Namjoon say baby bc it’s actually real cute)
SO MANY COUPLE SELFIES
Kim Dailys, selfies, pictures of you taken by him, pictures of him taken by you just all the photos
Your biggest supporter tbh like he’s forever encouraging you to just do whatever you wanna do, if you wanna wear an all pink outfit, go wear an all pink outfit, you wanna grow your hair out or you wanna cut it short, you go for it, Namjoon is all about self-expression and being yourself and supporting the things you believe in
Forever making you laugh tbh he’ll sing randomly and he’ll sing off key on purpose just to make you smiley
Likes to squish your cheeks or sometimes pinch them
Thinks you’re the cut e s t, is forever smiling at you and giggling his cute lil giggle but also knows when to be serious
He would be s o good to talk to side note, he’s so smart and he's so mature for his age but still has his childish side so you could talk to him about serious things but then you could also talk to him about Spongebob theories
Pillow talking with joon would be a nightly occurrence but how long it lasts depends on his day and yours
If he’s had a really long day and he’s really tired, it’s gonna be hard to stay away once his head is on that pillow and he’s under all of the blankets and he has you in his arms and he’s just so warm like how is he supposed to stay awake
But at the same time he lo v es pillow talk so much it’s one of his favorite parts of the day and he loves hearing about what you did that day and he loves telling you about what he did, his new music he’s working on, a new song he started that he’s really excited about
It always happens while you two are cuddling
He likes being able to hold you so really any cuddle position that will allow that is a okay with him
A big spoon situation, your head on his chest, his on yours, those are his top three
He’s of course not gonna be upset if he doesn’t get to sleep in one of those three bc cuddling is still cuddling but he definitely likes it a lot more when he’s able to have his arm around you and be able to pull you closer or kiss your forehead or shoulder or cheek (wherever he can reach really)
GIVES SUCH WAR M HU G S
Namjoon is pretty much a giant teddy bear like when you first see him and you watch him on stage he looks so badass and confident and it’s like well shi t but then you see him off stage and he’s so smol he’s so giggly and goofy and he’s the pure definition of giant teddy bear
A big fan of the back hug
He loves (l o v e s) how sometimes he’ll be doing something, making music, getting ready for the day, just relaxing and playing on his phone and then he’ll feel your arms go around him and your head on his shoulder or his back, he always has to smile and those beautiful dimples make an appearance every time
But he always really loves being able to do the same thing to you and surprise you with a back hug and let his chin rest on top of your head or your shoulder (depending on height differences) and give you a lil squeeze just to say hi bc he’s curious about what you’re doing
Idk what it is about joon but he just looks like so much fun to hug/cuddle, he looks so cuddly and sweet and he’s definitely a hair stroker he likes playing with your hair when you hug and depending on the mood, he’ll either mess it up to annoy you (that’s a more playful hug) or he’d be stroking it really gently and it’s so soothing and you could hug him forever
Namjoon would totally leave behind a couple of his favorite hoodies for you when he goes on tour and they all smell like his cologne and sometimes when you miss his hugs, you’ll wear them bc his hugs are just as warm and comfy
He does like holding hands but as I’ll talk about in the PDA bit, he prefers having his arm over your shoulders but he doesn’t mind some hand holding
He normally does it when you two are sitting down or when you’re talking to each other and you’re sitting really close to each other and his eyes are focused on you and they have that really soft in love look
He’s more likely to just hold your hand in his but he’s not gonna complain if you decide to interlock your fingers with his
As you’re talking, he’ll give the back of your hand lil kisses as a silent “I’m listening keep going”
He likes kissing your forehead or the top of your head (even if it requires getting onto the tips of his toes to do it) cheek kisses are pretty frequent as well though
The cheek kisses are more frequent in public and they’re very common when you’ve done something he finds cute or when he’s just feeling affectionate and wants to say “I love you” in a cute way while the forehead kisses are more frequent in private
Forehead kisses are his greeting kisses, like when he comes home or you get home, they’re the goodbye kisses when one of you leaves, they’re the “I just walked in a room you’re in and wanted to say hi” kisses
His lips are s o nice have you ever just admired the fact that his lips are so full and they look so soft honestly just fuck me up
He’s more of a meaningful kiss type of person but he does love the playful kisses too bc they make you happy and they make him happy and you really can’t help but smile 
But he really really really loves being able to put all of his love into a kiss and being able to put all the emotions he can’t find words for into it and knowing that you love him just as much, he just really loves all of it
He always has to move your fringe out of your face before he does it, he’s always gotta end it with a quick, soft lil kiss, he’s always gotta hold onto the back of your neck to pull you closer
But his playful kisses are really cute too, they’re much lighter, they’ve still got a lot of love in them but their purpose is more to make you smile or laugh and to cheer you up
Onto PDA levels
Arm over your shoulders always a l w a y s
Hand holding is cute and all, it makes him smile but there’s just something about being able to have his arm over your shoulders and have you super close to him and being able to know you’re right there is just wow he loves it
This isn’t even a head canon, joon is forever putting his arm around people and it’s so fucking cute and endearing what a sweetheart
He’s not very shy about PDA, he’s not an extremely shy person in general but he does have his moments
He’s not gonna wanna be making out in public but he’s okay with a couple kisses here and there, more of a “peck” rather than a kiss (I’m really tempted to make a reference to his whole thing about why a kiss is a kiss but I’m not gonna)
Bonus if you surprise him with a kiss bc then he gets all flustered and giggly and :D
Probably really loves matching themed outfits, so like both of you wearing an all black outfit or both of you going for a certain look just bc aesthetic as fuCK
Affection with Namjoon is v v loving and warm and it always makes both of you really happy
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