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Attention - Namjoon scenario (Requested | Fluff)

@oxzie said: Oh I see your requests are open °₊∗♡( ˃̶᷇ ‧̫ ˂̶᷆ )♡∗₊° Hihi! I have a request on a Bts idol or non-idol (completely your choice au that’s also a brother best friend au where any Bts member of your choice is a brother( makes things more interesting *wink*) any member of your choice as the main character. And I have one request that you add ALL members (I really don’t like to leave anyone out) Ty _(┐「ε:)_

A/N: Dear love, I hope you enjoy this scenario as much as I enjoyed writing it 😀 Have a nice day! 💜

Summary: Jin is your big brother. He introduced you to his friends few years back. Them being idols, you mostly follow them around and hang out with them and go to their shows, but develop a secret crush on Namjoon and you want his attention.

Word count: 1990

Members: Namjoon x You (reader) x Jin

Genre: Fluff

"... And how exactly you think I can do that?" Jin spoke up walking down the hallway. You rushed after him, walking quickly.

"Jin, can you- Just stop for a second." you grab onto his arm making him stop, trying to catch a breath

He turned to face you and laughed at you as he noticed you being out of breath. That guy always has some jokes going, laughing at you, etc... He's your older brother.

"Well, you're an idol, and I'm sure you can bring me into your studio so I can practice playing guitar." You spoke and he nodded his head in agreement

"You want that so badly? Since when do you want to learn to play guitar that much?" Jin said and walked by your side

"I'll make sure we get it done..." he added and threw his arm around your shoulders, smiling.

The two of you walked into a room where members were all gathered together before rehearsals for the upcoming show they had. You met them not long ago, maybe two years just passed. Jin has always been protective over you and didn't want them to meet his sister, so they don't "fall in love" with you. It actually goes both ways. You always thought how funny the reason he had was.

Smiles light up on their faces as they greet you.

"Ahhh Y/N is here finally! Come sit with us, eat!" J-Hope smiled, making hand gesture for you to come sit next to him.

"How are you all? Nervous for the show?" You asked, taking the food in your hands.

"We're natural Y/N, come onnn" Suga spreads his hands and laughs

After some time, it was their time to do the rehearsals. You sat in the chair, watching the stage and them. Most of the time, you videotape them so they can see how they do. It was like your job to do it.

After a while, a familiar face sits next to you. Namjoon smiled and pointed at the stage.

"What do you think so far?" his eyes fall on yours; he didn't want to break the eye contact with you. A feeling of being nervous came over. You knew why but didn't want to show it.

"Well, I am not a professional so I actually can't really say anything, right?" You chukle a bit, looking away

"No, no... I want to hear your thoughts." he spoke up, observing how nervous you are looking. He found it actually pretty cute how you get lost, not knowing what to do or say as he is around you. He's a few years older than you. Your head turns towards him.

"Well maybe, Jin can do better-"

"YAH, YAH! NAMJOON!" Jin cuts you off in the middle of you speaking. You both hear him speaking loudly on the microphone, so the two of you can hear him.

As you turn, Jin is already pointing at the two of you

"Don't flirt with my sister!" He spoke and everyone laughs a bit

"Don't worry, Jin!" Namjoon shouted

It didn't take long before Namjoon understood you liked him. Mostly, Jin and him would hang out, and he'll be in your presence a lot. The two of you would talk, joke around, and just have a good time together. He knew you'll get attached because you seemed like that type of person; he didn't mind it, he just didn't want you to be sad or hurt.

"Jin told me you wanted to play guitar" he spoke leaning back on the chair

"Oh.. Yeah... I want to learn how to play it. When I hear it play, it just relaxes me. " You nodded your head a bit

"Why don't you come over today to the studio? I'll teach you. I can teach you these few days since we're here still."

You turned your head in suprise, looking at him. He smiled and nodded his head. All you felt was excitement to learn something new.

"THANK YOU!"

"Shhhh, don't let Jin know..." he said quietly, and you laugh, placing your hand over your mouth to shut up.

- - -

After that day, in the evening hours you headed towards the studio adress Namjoon has sent you. Arriving there, Namjoon smiled greeting you with a hug.

"Woow..." you smiled looking around the studio. Admiring the all the space, equipment they had, instruments and such... Making your way to the sofa, Namjoon followed and the two of you sit down and he hands you the guitar.

"Again... Thank you Namjoon, I really appreciate this." your eyes look at his, then at the guitar, taking it in your arms, adjusting what has to be done.

Namjoon smiled and started to explain to you everything you needed to know. On the break, the two of you would eat and talk about all the topics that come to your guys' minds. Both of you were surprised by how many of the same thoughts you had. You observed the lines of his face. The eyes that make your heart stop when they look at yours. Lips, plump lips which you only imagined how kissable they are. That smile, the laugh of his, was so calming, nice. Around his presence, you felt safe. Namjoon showed you something he's been working on. He was so passionate talking about it.

"Well... I think I talked way too much.." Namjoon smiled, looking away, closing his notebook.

"No! Why? I really enjoy listening to your thoughts." you smiled a bit

"I didn't even realize the time it is... Y/N, we have to get back to our rooms and get some sleep... Tomorrow, we'll continue the lesson at the same time as today." He spoke, packing the stuff he had, cleaning up the place a bit. You nodded your head in agreement. The two of you walk out the building, heading back to the hotel.

Namjoon's room was came first, so the two of you stopped and faced each other.

"It was nice today, Namjoon... Looking forward to tomorrow." You spoke quietly, and he smiled, placing his hands into his pockets.

"Good night, Y/N. Sweet dreams..." he spoke softly, keeping the eye contact just a little longer than you expected it to be, before pulling out his card to the room.

The next day, Namjoon and you would share a few more eye contact moments than before. You felt weird but liked the attention you were getting just by those eye contacts. Jin more and more observed the two of you with his eyebrow in the air.

"Something is happening..." Jin spoke, crossing his arms, standing next to you, making you jump as you were focused on videotaping the rehearsals.

"Oh fuck you Jin. You scared me- Happening- What is happening?" you look at him

"Are you hiding something from me? Like that Namjoon and you are dating?!" his eyes go wide and you start laugh

"Jin... Far as I know, he thinks of me as his sister, so... No, there is nothing happening, you fool!" You slap his arm and walk away.

- - -

Namjoon and you sat on the floor, leaning on the sofa, talking. So far, the lessons are going good, and you're proud of yourself how far you’ve come.

"Y/N, tomorrow is the show... I am excited to see all the ARMY's. It will be fun, but I am happy you'll be there." Namjoon spoke looking at you.

"Why is that?" you smiled taking a sip of your drink

"I don't know, actually... You just have been with us for a long time that I got used to you a lot... These lessons also helped me meet you more."

The two of you smiled, keeping eye contact. You felt your heart starting to beat more and more as this was going on. Many thoughts were going through your mind. Your body just started leaning in towards him.

"WELL! I think we should head out..." Namjoon looks away, getting up quickly. Embarrassment came over you. Your face was on fire. Gathering your things first, you quickly walked through the door, not even saying bye to Namjoon. His eyes followed you as you walked out, shutting the door. Taking a deep breath, his head falls down.

"God, what are you doing with yourself..." he said to himself and took his things walking out.

Namjoon decided not to go to sleep but instead called you. It rang and rang till he heard your voice answering the phone.

"Why did you walk out that way?" he said looking through the window, watching the city lights.

"I just.... I just remembered I had to do something back at the hotel.."

Namjoon smiles at your response

"At midnight Y/N?"

You close your eyes and drop your head. All you could think of is how stupid you were and not thinking straight. The silence filled both of the rooms.

"You there?" He added after a minute

"Yeah! Just thinking about something- Namjoon- I need to go to sleep, I think you need too. You have a show tomorrow! Good night!" You said ending the call fast. Your body falls back on the bed.

"OH MY GODDD!!!" you scream into the pillow

"How can you be so stupid!?!?!" You spoke to yourself

- - -

The show was on. Boys prepared well, and you were so proud of them. You watched them backstage, singing along and dancing. The boys had 5 minute break, and they came in storming. Quickly, they grabbed water and changed their clothes. You were walking down to bring them more water. Namjoon walked out of the room, noticing you. With a smile, he took another bottle of water and quickly touched your waist with his hand, holding you for a second or two.

"Thank you." He spoke, looking down at your eyes, being closer to you than ever. His warmth, sweat, his heavy breathing were so hot to you. You wanted to make a move on this man right now and there. Was is the right moment?

"Namjoon-" you spoke up quickly, but the staff was already calling for him.

"We'll talk on the next break, okay?" Both of you smile and nod your heads

On the next break, Namjoon took your hand and lead you with him to another room, where there was no one.

"Y/N, what did you want to tell me?" He spoke, leaning against the desk. You were hesitant, didn't have enough courage to even tell him how you feel.

"Y/N I don't have time for you to be quiet" he added and came closer toward you.

"Why don't you do what you wanted back at the studio" he said quietly, brushing your hair away from your face with his index finger, looking down at you, holding the gaze.

You looked up at him, placing your hands on his chest, pulling on his clothes, and kissing him. Quickly, his hands traveled up to each side of your face.

"Namjoon!" The two of you hear the staff calling for him

He pulled away, giving you few more pecks on the lips. Eyes meet yours and both of you share a smile.

"You got me hooked." Namjoon said placed his forehead against yours

"I hate you..." he added and smiled, letting go of your hand as he was leaving the room to go onto the stage again.

- - -

Tomorrow morning, everyone packed their things and headed out to the airport. While waiting, all of you got yourself breakfast and coffee. Only Namjoon and you knew what happened yesterday, which made things more exciting and cuter. You felt bad about Jin, not knowing, but he'll find out eventually.

Namjoon and you shared eye contact, smiling at each other.

"Yaah, Y/N, why are the two of you smiling at each other that wayy huuuh?" Jin pointed at the two of you, and all you could do is laugh.

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Namjoon Kisses

He kisses your forehead while you are asleep. It's light enough for you to not wake up, but so full of love that you could smile while dreaming. During those times he would always say how he loves you and how he is lucky to have you in his life. He doesn't think he's ready to tell you that just yet, at least not when you are awake, but he confesses to you every night. He hopes that the way you hug him closer means that you love him too.

Dividers by @cafekitsune

[haarrrys]

❝ FIC REC’S ⌗KIM NAMJOON !

❛ — ⌗ fluff ★彡

-not just friends

-like couples do

❛ — ⌗ smut ♪ (´ε｀ )彡

-creampies

-size kink

-birthday sex

-sugar

-overstimulation

-getting hurt during sex

-sweetest thing

-connected

-in the morning

-dripping wet

-wanna be yours

❛ — ⌗ dad!namjoon★彡

-namjoon as a first time dad

-nine months

-this

-expecting

-little steps

-pregnancy w namjoon

- becoming a girl dad

❛ — ⌗ angst彡

N/A

❛ — ⌗ headcannons / reactions / masterlist✿ 彡

-nsfw headcannons

- hearing you tell him to cum inside

-fluff alphabet

-namjoon masterlist

-this

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Chaeri as the 8th and youngest member of BTS.

CHAERI'S MASTERLIST

A love interests' timeline

Lets take a closer look at each of these points

❐ Cha Eun-Woo

჻ They met by chance on a small forum whose members were trainees and emerging idols of the time.

჻ He left a comment under a meme posted by her

჻ They first started talking to each other in the forum's private chat and then exchanged numbers

჻ Their conversations were almost entirely an endless sending of memes to each other

჻ The first time they had a conversation on the phone Chaeri had to hide in Taehyung, Jimin and Hobi's room, as she was sharing a room with Namjoon and Jungkook ჻ If Namjoon knew she was on the phone with a boy he would have asked her questions immediately afterwards

჻ In any case, she couldn't hide it from him for too long because a few months later Eunwoo asked her out on a date and she was forced to ask permission to hyung line

჻ Generally, when she was a teenager, the hardest approval to get was Namjoon's.

჻ In fact, he told her that she was too young to go out with guys she met online.

჻ Oh, she sulked at him for a whole week.

჻ Of course, as time went by, the messages between the two became less and less.

჻ To this day, they are good friends who fans often see interacting with each other at public events

჻ Chaeri refers to him, in private conversations, jokingly, as "the missed husband"

❐ Hoshi (Seventeen)

჻ Not much to say about them

჻ Chaeri became very familiar with the members of SEVENTEEN during the ISAC days

჻ Especially, she was impressed by Mingyu, The8 and Vernon who, to this day, are some of her closest friends

჻ Hoshi, noticing how well they got along with the youngest of the BTS, tried to approach them in any way he could

჻ He was always very kind and respectful towards her

჻ After ISAC ended, he waited a full year before getting up the courage to confess

჻ He told her just before the end of the last athletic activity day

჻ Chaeri told him he was very cute but that she wasn't interested

❐ Dean

჻ Dean noticed Chaeri walking behind Taehyung's back during one of their video calls

჻ It's a ritual for them - he and Tae - to call each other at least once a month to chat and congratulate mutually on their successes.

჻ Seeing the girl, however, made him want to promise his friend that he would visit him as soon as possible.

჻ And so he did

჻ His relaxed nature and ability to feel at ease with everyone did not make him feel the slightest shame in making his intentions clear right away

჻ "You don't even know me and you want to ask me out?" "Ever heard of love at first sight?"

჻ Chaeri told him not to take it the wrong way but he was too old for her, besides the fact that she had no intention of dating him

჻ Taehyung teases him about it as often as he sees him, he also call him 'old' at every good opportunity

❐ Jungkook

჻ Actually, their first kiss was not just before they became a couple, nor was it during that time

჻ Chaeri asked Jungkook to kiss her when she was 17.

჻ There were several factors that led her to that request (she should have known it was only the first of a very long series of times she would ask him to kiss her)

჻ The first reason was her love for one of the most watched kdramas of the time: Oh my Ghostess

჻ To put it in a nutshell, a ghost returns to earth to have at least one love experience before going to the afterlife for good

჻ The second was that all the girls she met spent time opening up about their relationships/love affairs.

჻ For them, girl-only groups, it was definitely easier to interact with a love interest

჻ She, instead, always so busy and surrounded by seven wonderful and protective boys, had never been able to have any relevant experience.

჻ She felt she was lagging behind the others but having to admit made her feel terribly shy about it

჻ Which says a lot because Chaeri is NEVER shy

჻ One day in the small living room of their dorms Chaeri was sitting on the floor in front of the TV watching the kdrama mentioned earlier. Behind her Jungkook and Taehyung on the sofa

჻ "Even ghosts have a better love life than me!"

჻ "It's not such a big deal you know"

჻ The girl turned around and sent him a glare "You say that because no one has ever denied you a date"

჻ The two boys barely held back their laughter "Would you've kissed that friend of yours on the first date? Because otherwise nothing would've changed from the way it is now"

჻ "Yes" "Yes?" "Yes, totally" "You can't kiss someone you don't actually know"

჻ "Then why don't you kiss me since we've lived together for years"

჻ The first proper kiss, however, was not preceded by any requests

჻ It is very common for the boys to make clips in which they dance to choreographies created by Chaeri, along with her

჻ Many of these are even uploaded to the company's official channels

჻ One in particular was never uploaded, fortunately I might add

჻ The footage was promptly taken away by the two guys who still jealously treasure the camera card

჻ That month it was Jungkook's turn. Chaeri had chosen him to dance with her

჻ It took them very little to learn the choreography. A single minute of dance that would surely guarantee millions of views.

჻ Plus, they always loved dancing together

჻ Many choreographers have them interact during dances because, according to them, the two are very compatible physically

჻ Anyway, Chaeri expressly asked for them to be left alone with the camera, which, no matter what, it could be placed on a tripod without requiring movement

჻ If the choreography could be explained in one word that would be Intense

჻ And it definitely shouldn't have ended with Chaeri between his legs and her lips pressed to his, but that variance was clearly enjoyed more by them both

჻ That something in them had slowly changed over time was evident to all

჻ The eyes in constant search of each other, the casual but not so much touches, the chatting late into the night despite the fact that they would have to work the next morning..

჻ It was all a natural and gradual process that led Chaeri to kiss him that day

჻ And it was even more natural to become a couple, as if they were meant to be from the first moment they met

- the choreo ⬊

❐ Jinwoo Yoon

჻ It may sound strange to hear for a star as famous as Chaeri but, between the two of them, she is definitely more of a fan of his than vice versa.

჻ Having a passion for dance, she finds it absolutely inspiring to seek out new talent on platforms such as YouTube

჻ Jinwoo Yoon, even with an already well-established career, was not easy to track down

჻ Back then, Big Hit was looking to hire new people to fill the roles of choreographers and she was desperate for him to apply for the job

჻ So, with all the scandal that such exposure could create if he didn't keep their interactions confidential, she decided to personally text him to congratulate and make him aware of the job position in her company

჻ Jinwoo Yoon certainly didn't ask for it twice

჻ At the casting, she, Hobi and Namjoon were also present (as almost every time their team had to expand and the dance department was involved. Namjoon, instead, was there as leader of course)

჻ Jinwoo Yoon, reserved, talented and extremely humble felt honoured from the first moment he heard that Chaeri had considered him

჻ It was not too difficult to join the crew, unexpectedly

჻ The two immediately seemed to understand each other very well

჻ So well that, unfortunately, not too long after, the choreographer started to have feelings for her

჻ You could see it from the way he looked at her every time he saw her moving according to his directions in the room

჻ He wasn't great at hiding it, all the members were aware of it

჻ To avoid misunderstandings he decided to speak to her clearly at the cafeteria of the building one morning

჻ It often happened that they had breakfast together, always the first ones to arrive in the practice room

჻ Chaeri's eyes were so sorry when she had to tell him that she was not interested but that she hoped it would not affect their professional partnership

჻ Luckily, to this day, Jinwoo Yoon is happily engaged and the professional ties with the boys and Chaeri continue to flow peacefully

❐ Hongjoong

჻ First met at MAMAs 2019, where ATEEZ appeared for the first time at the awards event

჻ In their performance they also included a tribute to the very famous BTS song, Blood sweat and tears

჻ This was so unexpected for Chaeri, who until then had been distracted greeting fans, that her reaction was broadcast on the big screen

჻ Pleasantly surprised at how much they were honouring the iconic song, she didn't take her eyes off them until the end of their performance

჻ Her first thought about ATEEZ was that they were talented and captivating to watch

჻ Only when they returned to their seats Chaeri realised that they were actually only a little further ahead than where she and her group had been positioned

჻ And everyone knows Chaeri and her 'act before you think' philosophy of life, do you think she missed the opportunity to go and congratulate them in person?

჻ So in theory there should be nothing wrong with that. But the fact that they were live and everyone could see her actions could, surely, lead to speculation about favouritism on their part for the neo-group. Add to that the fact that local newspapers would have taken the opportunity to add the words 'Chaeri' and 'Love at first sight' to the headlines of their articles.

჻ Precisely to alleviate all this, Jimin ran after her in order to make it seem as if the idea of approaching the boys came from both of them

჻ All ATEEZ members bowed gratefully, honoured to receive attention from their seniors at work

჻ Chaeri, more than Jimin, said she was impressed by their performance and would certainly look them up on the net

჻ Hongioong, as the leader/captain of the group, took the floor to thank them

჻ He, himself, believes he fell in love at that very moment. The moment she stood in front of them and, with great humility, congratulated them enthusiastically

჻ That the only BTS girl was a very nice person he already knew. As the fan he was, this detail had not escaped him but, in person, she was even more so.

჻ The conversation seemed to go on far too long for Namjoon's eyes, who was always observant of everything his members were doing

჻ Chaeri was so caught up in it that she was even about to sit next to the group of young men except that Jimin, after receiving a warning glare from his leader, gently told her it was time to return to their seats

჻ They didn't see each other for a long time but, shortly after the mentioned event, Hongioong wrote on his social profile that he was particularly excited about the new single Chaeri had released

჻ In response, the girl thanked him privately but the interactions between them stopped at that, for a long time

჻ The great thing about being an idol is that, most of the time, people were convinced they could follow their every move but actually had no idea how many ways they could cover their tracks and look like they were each in a different place when together, instead

჻ And stunt doubles spotted in passing, pre-recorded videos aired at the time, hints on their social networks, allowed EVERY YEAR all the 98' line idols to have a party in one of the most beautiful, exclusive and private hotels in Seoul.

჻ Chaeri has no memory of a year when she was not there. In fact she was one of the main host of the event

჻ Nor does she have any memory of a year where at least half the members of her group asked her to bring them along

჻ "You are too old to be at this party. I don't sneak into yours... well, most of the time."

჻ "And also, I have a date there"

჻ It wasn't true, she just wanted to make Jungkook pay (irrationally, of course) for making her jealous after something he did (not that she could blame him for it, they were forced not to be together but still her personality kept her from acting otherwise)

჻ What she didn't imagine was finding Jk and V at the party, after a matter of time

჻ To say she was angry would be understating it 

჻ "Pretend to be my date" Was what she said to Hongjoong when she approached him, without even waving at him first

჻ "What?" "Pretend to be my date" "Sure, I can... I can do that. But why?" " Does it matter?"

჻ Everything began that way

[JK and V's iconic appearance at the 98' line party ↴ ]

credits to medias owners

[allora1233]

𝕄𝕒𝕗𝕚𝕒 𝕃𝕚𝕗𝕖

genre: fluff - headcanon pairing: Kim Namjoon, Kim Seokjin, Min Yoongi summary: What position would each BTS member have in a Mafia? wc: >1k a/n: Something I drafted up a long while ago about what I think the BTS members would do in a Mafia group.

Namjoon: Head of the Mafia.

You were just one of his underlings, but after years of your loyalty and excellent work ethic, he randomly starts to give you promotions, which eventually leads you to being his second in command. You never questioned it, too afraid to ask and not wanting to sound ungrateful, but eventually you work up the nerve to ask. He won't admit it at first, simply saying he wants to reward you for your dedication and loyalty, but he's grown quite attached to you and wants to have you around closer to him.

Jin: Drug Dealer.

You're his supplier, making whatever he orders and giving them out to him. He's always been flirty with you, trying (and failing) to get a little discount for "being such a loyal customer", but it was just banter... until it wasn't. It wasn't immediately obvious that his flirting sounded more sincere, but when he started showing up without any orders to make, it became apparent that he simply enjoyed your company.

Yoongi: Leader's Advisor/Second in Command.

You were just an underling to the Mafia's leader, doing the tasks you were assigned to do. One day you're approached by the Leader's Advisor, and he asks you to follow him back to his office. Worried you were in trouble, you followed meekly. He shuts the door behind you and you stand at his desk. Much to your relief, he simply asks you what you thought of the game plan he had sorted out for the leader. It struck you as odd since that was basically his whole job to make that decision, but you help him out anyways. Somehow the topic changes to much more mundane, but enjoyable thing. You spend the rest of the day just taking to him, where you learn that asking for your opinion was just the best excuse he could think of on the fly.

[borahaerhy]

Sorting the BTS Members into Hogwarts Houses bc I can

My credentials: I have two hyper fixations in my life, the only two things I actually care about, the only two things I spend all day and night thinking about and they are: Harry Potter and BTS.

Without further ado, here is how I would sort them

THERE ARE ONLY TWO THAT I AM CERTAIN OF, ONLY TWO THAT I AM ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE THAT THEY ARE IN THESE HOUSES AND THEY ARE: 

Jung Hoseok: Hufflepuff

Where tf else would he go

Sweetie pie

Chill

Always trying to be nice to everyone and make everyone seem loved and appreciated 

Possibly a stoner 

OBSCENELY humble and cool 

Mom Friend™

Min Yoongi: Slytherin

Smart as fuck

Knows what he’s good at and doesn’t need any validation whatsoever 

Not unwilling to cheat in order to win a game 

Along that note: Competitive 

EXTREMELY prideful in where he came from

Confident 

NOW AS FOR THE NEXT TWO, I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN ON WHAT HOUSE THEY WOULD BE PLACED IN, BUT I COULD SEE ARGUMENTS MADE FOR OTHERS. THEY ARE: 

Kim Seokjin: Gryffindor (?)

Cool Guy™

Funny, class clown type 

Studies well, but prefers to do just about anything else 

Competative, but moreso in theory

Like he goes to all the quidditch matches and screams so loudly for his team, and talks made shit on whoever they’re playing against, but would never actually play the sport. 

Overly Confident 

HOWEVER

I could literally see him being sorted into any of the houses and it making sense. 

Hufflepuff? 

Sure, he’s a chill guy. 

Prefers to spend his time relaxing rather than doing things

Has known how to sneak into the kitchens since first year, and does it almost nightly. 

Ravenclaw? 

Why not? He’s smart and works hard 

Dad jokes are basically cheesy riddles, so he can get into the common room no problem 

Would probably be studying anything other than what’s been assigned to him. 

Slytherin? 

He might not fit in perfectly, but the traits are there

Smart mouthed and overly confident 

Doesn’t need validation from anyone 

Competative - very okay with cheating/lying in order to win the game 

It’s all in the name of fun, right? 

He could be literally any of them bro idek at this point.

Kim Taehyung: Hufflepuff

All for chilling the fuck out

Sporatically hyper 

Also possibly a stoner 

Doesn’t like when others are left out 

LOVES ANIMALS 

Also class clown vibes but more like he just wasn’t paying attention and was accidentally funny when he was called on

BUT I could see the argument for Ravenclaw:

So smart bro 

Would have an absolute blast with the riddles 

Probably loves researching niche topics that have nothing to do with anything but he’d much rather know if polyjuice potion would give it’s user the same ailments as the person they’re becoming than complete the essay McGonogall assigned two weeks ago 

You can’t really tell if he's just really smart or a little crazy (affectionate) 

NOW, WE MOVE ONTO THE BANE OF MY EXISTANCE, FOR HE IS SPLIT DEADASS DOWN THE MIDDLE BETWEEN TWO HOUSES, AND I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME DECIDE WHICH ONE IS MORE ACCURATE. I PRESENT TO YOU: 

Park Jimin: Slytherin/Hufflepuff

He’s a Slytherin because: 

Smart, but make it mischievous 

Knows exactly how to get what he wants 

Very sure of himself 

C O M P E T A T I V E 

Get’s top grades and will tell everyone about it 

Generally not unwilling to cut a bitch 

But he’s a Hufflepuff because:

The most loyal and empathetic man to maybe have ever existed 

Will do anything to make his friends/loved ones happy 

There are more important things than academics (still gets top grades though)

Generally not unwilling to cut a bitch 

AND FINALLY, THIS LAST SECTION COULD’VE GONE INTO THE SECOND SECTION JUST FINE, BUT I’M PETTY AND DISAGREE WITH NAMJOON’S SORTING DECISIONS (that he made like 7 years ago) AND LIKE I CAN SEE HIS POINT BUT HE’S SO WRONG. FINALLY, AT LONG LAST, WE HAVE: 

Jeon Jungkook: Ravenclaw/Gryffindor 

He’s a Ravenclaw because: 

Very smart, and he definitely prides himself on it to some degree

A true Jack of all Trades 

Wants to be the best at everything, and is very willing to work towards getting it

Namjoon said he’d be a Ravenclaw (and who am I to argue with Joonie?) 

But he’s a Gryffindor because: 

Outwardly, he’s the most Gryffindor person you could get 

Competative 

Athletic 

Academically driven 

Popular Jock type 

A mischievous little shit 

Seriously, would make the Marauders proud 

But he would take the house cup so fucking seriously guys 

I cannot stress that enough 

If they lost even one of the years he attended Hogwarts

He’d never let it go. It would keep him up at night for years to come 

(And I feel like that’s a very Gryffindor trait)

(Turns out I’m very willing to argue with Joonie. Sorry, babe)

Note: Regardless of all of this, I think it'd would be hilarious if Jungkook was still sorted into Ravenclaw. He's just outwardly extremely Gryffindor, bringing complete chaos and unprecedented success to Ravenclaw that they haven't seen in centuries. 10/10 concept.

SPEAKING OF JOON: 

Kim Namjoon: Gryffindor/Ravenclaw 

He’s a Gryffindor Because: 

Outrageous amounts of leadership potential 

Because Namjoon said he’d be a Gryffin– damn I already made that joke

But he’s a Ravenclaw because: 

Do I really have to say it? 

The smartest person I’ve never met 

An actual genius 

Would get top grades but only because he’s smart so everyone expects him to 

Would much rather be researching literally anything else 

Animagi 

Unicorns

The Philosopher's Stone

Literally anything because he’s in a magic school and anything’s possible 

(He would also be muggleborn, but that’s more of my own headcannon)

Really couldn’t give a fuck less about Quidditch 

Or winning the house cup 

Wtf is house pride? I’m just here to read, man

ALSO, in my PROFESSIONAL OPINION, he would really fw Divination, and I generally just don't think Gryffindor's really do, because it's so theoretical.

If you have any other points that I've overlooked please let me know, I love talking about this kind of shit.

[9stxrsan]

DRUNK IN LOVE ||K.NJ||

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Pair-NamjoonxOC

Warnings- Ass slapping, begging, edging k!nk, praise k!nk, name-calling, daddy k!nk, choking, throat fucking, crying?, spitting?

Summary- Kayla and her best friend(crush) Namjoon decide to go to a club and get wasted, after getting bored there, Joon asks if they wanted to go back to his place, and Kayla agreed. They played a game and one thing led to another.

Word count: 2k+

A/n: Kayla is Afro-Latina, and Namjoon is Korean but he was born in Mexico. He knows spanish.

Song suggestion- DRUNK IN LOVE(by Beyoncé and JayZ) Dont play until I tell you to.

Kayla sat in her bedroom puzzled, why does nobody ever want to go out when she wanted to?

Half of her friends were either 'at work' or 'just busy'

She picked up her phone and called the only person she actually thought was gonna answer. Namjoon.

Ring! Ring!

KNJ: Hello?

KM: Hey Joon, What are you doing right now?

KNJ: Well, I just came home from the gym. I'm about to get in the shower. Why?

KM: Can we go out tonight. I'm bored and nobody wants to go with me.

KNJ: Uh, okay. Where do you want to go?

KM: I want to go to the club. I need a drink or two.

KNJ: Of course, you do, Okay. I'm on the way.

KM: Yay! Okay bye, I love you.

KNJ: I love you too Kayla.

Kayla hung up the phone in excitement, finally, she was going out!

Ding!

A notification popped up on her phone.

Joon: Put something nice on. I'll be there in 20.

Kayla smiled at her phone.

She immediately got in the shower and did her hair and makeup.

Standing in the middle of her walk-in closet, she tries to find something that's comfortable, and sexy at the same time.

She grabbed her black dress with major cleavage, some black red bottoms, a golden 4k diamond neckless her mom gave her, golden hoop earrings, and a black Louis Vuitton purse.

She looked like a million bucks.

She walked into her living room grabbing all her necessities and shoving them into her purse.

Walking toward the couch her phone screen lit up.

Joon: I'm here, come outside.

Kayla grabbed her jacket and keys and walked out the door.

After she locked her door, she turned around to see a shiny black limo sitting in front of her house.

The limo wasn't the only thing that shocked her, the tall male that got out of it did.

He wore, a black turtle neck with a plaid black and white jacket, black jeans, a silver chain, and some black dress shoes.

He looked sexier than ever.

"Hi, Kayla." He smiled walking towards her, wrapping his hands around her waist, "You look amazing."

Kayla felt as if there were a thousand butterflies in the pit of her stomach, trying to get out.

"Hey Joon." she stuttered.

"You ready to go?" Joon smiled. 

God, why is his voice so attractive! She thought to herself.

"Yeah. Let's go." She smiled.

Joon opened the car door and signaled Kayla to get in.

Which she obeyed.

"So, this your limo?" Kayla giggled.

"Nah, it's a rental. You know I can't drive." He rolled his eyes laughing.

"I know, I just wanted to hear you say it." She burst into laughter.

"Haha. Okay, scoot over." Joon said tapping her thigh.

"What club are we going to?" Kayla smiled, scooting over so Joon could get in.

"The one I work at." He said kissing Kayla on her forehead.

Kayla felt her stomach bubble.

10 minutes felt like 3 hours, sitting in the back of the limo the two, hugging and touching each other. They finally arrived at the club.

As they got out of the limo, Kayla felt her anxiety flare-up. 

Her chest felt like it was about to fall into the pit of her stomach, her head felt like it was spinning and she thought she was seeing stars. 

"RapMon! What's up." The tall bodybuilder said. 

"Hey AJ, How have you been?" Namjoon said dapping the male up.

"I've been better man, Who is this pretty lady you brought with you?" He said smiling directly at Kayla.

"My best friend. She wanted to party tonight so I brought her here." He smiled pulling Kayla closer to him. 

There goes that feeling again. Kayla thought to herself. 

"Yall can go right in." The man smiled, "Have fun."

As soon as they step foot in the club, all Kayla could see were flashing lights, wannabe gangsters, gold diggers, strippers, and drug dealers. People were fighting over money, having sex in the back of the club, and promoting prostitution.

Which was normal because it was a nightclub. 

"You sure you're alright?" Namjoon raised an eyebrow.

"I'm fine boo, let's just have fun!" She smiled while cupping his face. 

They found seats in the far left of the club, Kayla sat down while Namjoon went to get drinks. 

"Yo what's good ma!" a deep voice called out.  Kayla turned around to see three men sitting on the right of her. You could clearly tell that they were just some random intoxicated junkies wanting sex. 

"Do I look like your fucking mother?" People like this disgust Kayla. 

"You here with anyone doll?" The man said walking towards her.

"She's here with me. Now get the hell out of her face." Namjoon said firmly.

"My bad RapMon, I didn't know this was your chick." He said walking away.  "Your chick?" Kayla scoffed, "I didn't know I was a bird."

"I didn't confirm that you were."  "Yeah, you didn't deny it either." She side-eyed him. 

"Okay relax. Here." He giggled handing her a cup with wine in it. 

"Wine?" Kayla said as if she was disappointed. 

"I got Hennessey too. But we'll save that for later." Namjoon smiled. 

They sat there drinking, talking about their lives, goals, and dreams for a while. 

Finally, they both got bored. 

"Can we go now? There's nothing to really do here." Kayla groaned. 

"Wanna go back to my place?" Namjoon smiled. 

"Sure." Kayla smiled back. 

They called the limo back and went straight to Namjoons apartment. 

Walking up the stairs, Kayla's feet began to hurt, it felt like she was walking on hot pins and needles. 

"You good Kay?" Namjoon said looking behind him. He was further up the stairs than she was. 

"Hell no! My fucking feet are killing me. These heels aren't it." She groaned. 

Namjoon shook his head and continued walking. 

"You not gonna help me?!" She yelled. 

"You didn't ask for help. Plus you told me to stop picking you up." He said waiting for her to catch up. 

"When have I EVER said that?" She grunted. 

"When I picked you up last time you claimed your feet were hurting, and your underwear somehow was damp." Namjoon giggled, "You got horny from me carrying you up the steps." 

Kayla rolled her eyes.

She finally caught up with him and they stood at his apartment door. 

Namjoon opened the wooden door and flicked the lights on.  Kayla's eyes lit up with excitement. 

Every time she goes to his house he has something new there. Last time it was a new bed, then a chandelier, he never stops buying things. 

"Where do you get all of this money to buy this expensive stuff?" She said running to his bright red couch and laying across it. 

"My job," Namjoon said taking his shoes off by the door. 

"No way you're making that much money at that club!" She scoffed.

"I  have two jobs. I originally worked at the Busan Museum, on my free days I go rap at the nightclub." Namjoon said joining Kayla on the couch. 

"Really? How much do you make?" She sat up, tapping her hand on his chest.

"Almost 45k a year." Namjoon said grabbing the Hennessy from beside him, "Want some?"  Kayla shook her head, "Hell yeah!" 

They drank for a few and eventually got tipsy. 

"Kayla," Namjoon said in a deep voice. 

"Hm?" Kayla hummed. 

"Let's play a game," Namjoon said rubbing her thighs softly. 

"Okay, what game," Kayla said running her hands through his soft silver locs. 

"We each get to ask each other one question about ourselves, whoever gets the question wrong, the person has to take a piece of clothing off," Namjoon smirked. 

"And what if they get it right?" Kayla giggled. 

"The person who asked the question has to take a piece of clothing off." Namjoon said sliding his hand further up Kayla's thighs, "The person with the most clothes remaining, wins." 

"What does the winner get?" Kayla smiled. 

"You'll see." Namjoon giggled. 

"Fine, I'll start." Kayla sat up straight, "When is my birthday?"  He's never gonna get thi-

"June 3rd, 1995." Joon smiled. 

Shit.  Kayla rolled her eyes removing her bra from inside of her dress. 

Namjoon giggled, "Okay, my turn. What is my favorite color?" 

"Easy, its orange. Your second favorite color  is purple." Kayla smirked. 

"Ding ding ding." Namjoon smirked taking off his shirt. 

Holy shit. This man is fucking sexy. Kayla thought to herself. She felt the heat grow hotter, and hotter between her legs. "My turn again," She stuttered.

"What was my dogs name?" She knew he wasn't gonna get this. 

"Milo." he said confidently. 

"Wrong. I never had a dog." Kayla giggled. 

This is gonna  be good. 

Namjoon smiled, looked Kayla with lustful eyes and proceeded to take his pants off, only to show his clothed bulge. 

Kayla turned a bright red. She couldn't believe what she was seeing. 

"My turn again." Namjoon said leaning his back against the couch. "What's my brothers name." He smirked. 

Brother? Namjoon doesn't have a brother. Kayla thought. 

"You don't have one. " Kayla said confused.

"I do, His name is Kash." Namjoon smiled. 

Well shit. 

Kayla took her underwear off and sat them on Namjoon's lap. 

Namjoon licked his lips. 

"Okay see if you can get this one, Where on my body makes me the horniest." She said. 

Namjoon paused for a minute,  and scooted closer to Kayla.  "Is it...Here?" Namjoon said touching her inner thigh. 

"Wrong. I'll give you one more try though."  She said whispering in his ear. 

Namjoon giggled, "Is it..." He reached his hand on her neck and pulled her closer,

"Here?" He said softly biting her neck. 

"Nope," Kayla slightly moaned. 

"Too bad." Namjoon said slipping his last piece of clothing off, His boxers, releasing his throbbing cock. 

"Looks like I won, What's my prize." Kayla stuttered.

(HERE PLAY THE SONG HERE)

Namjoon smiled and immediately pressed his lips against hers, Lifting her up off the couch by her thighs taking off her dress. 

Carrying Kayla to the bedroom, Namjoon immediately placed her on the bed, kissing all over her body. Making Kayla let out small but loud moans.

The feeling of Namjoon's soft, cold lips on Kayla's skin felt amazing.

Namjoon picked Kayla up sitting her on his lp.

Kayla could feel his cock in between her legs.

Kayla kissed Namjoon from the neck down, stopping at his bottom half, looking up at Namjoon for approval to continue. Joon nodded.

She continued to lick the tip of his throbbing cock.

Namjoon let out a deep gasp. Kayla proceeded to wrap her whole mouth around his cock, letting the pre-cum drip in her mouth. .

Namjoon hitched his breath, holding his moans in.

Kayla start going deeper, and deeper, until his cock hit the back of her throat.

Namjoon gripped her hair and started taking control of her head.

Pushing his cock in and out of her mouth, leaving Kayla gagging. Which she loved.

"That's right, Take it all mi amor." Namjoon growled.

When Namjoon talked in spanish, it turned Kayla on even more.

She started going faster, moving shoving his cock in and out of her mouth, taking every inch of him.

"Fuck!" Namjoon said reaching his climax.

Kayla was going to keep going, but she didn't want to let him finish that fast.

She got off her knees and sat back on his lap.

"Why did you stop?" Namjoon gasped for air.

"I didn't want you to cum yet. I want you to finish inside me." She smiled.

Namjoon grabbed her neck, and tossed her on the bed.

"Turn over." He ordered.

Kayla obeyed.

He gripped her thighs. "Arch." Kayla arched her back as much as she could. \

Namjoon bit his lip, getting a good look of the female.

He spit in his hand and rubbed it all over his hand.

"You ready?" Namjoon smirked, using his cock to play with her hole.

"Yes." Kayla moaned.

"Yes what my love?" He said whispered gripping her neck from the back.

"Yes, daddy." She moaned louder.

He pushed his cock in her soaking wet cunt, making Kayla's body jump.

"T-too much!" She cried, "Don't move yet!"

"Breath baby, I know you can take it." Namjoon said smiling. He continued to push his cock deeper, and deeper inside of her.

Causing her to scream.

"Mi amor, Your so tight." Namjoon grunted.

"Too much, gonna cum!" Kayla wasn't even able to say a full sentence.

Namjoon pulled out, and flipped kayla over, "No, your not."

Tears were falling down Kayla's face.

Joon got on his knees, and stuck his tongue on her clit, rotating it in circles.

Kayla start going crazy. Her moans were uncontrollable.

"Moan louder, Loud enough for the neighbors to hear! So they can hear you getting fucked by your best friend." Namjoon growled.

His grip on her neck became more firm.

"Fuck~" Namjoon let out a small whimper.

He slapped her ass and continuing to fuck her.

Kayla had tears rushing down her face. The pain was unbearable, "I can't take it!"

"Your doing so good baby." Namjoon said giving Kayla a hickey on her neck. "So fucking good."

"I'm close!" Kayla yelled.

"Hold it." Namjoon growled.

"I can't!"

"You got this baby, Just a few more minutes." Namjoon said picking his pace up.

Kayla started to see stars, she hasn't had sex this good before.

"Your daddy's little whore aren't you?" Namjoon grunted.

"Yes!" Kayla moaned. "Say it! Say your daddys little whore!" Namjoon said slamming into her.

"Im daddy's little whore." Kayla said in a faint moan.

"Say it louder love, so everyone in the fucking neighborhood could hear you!" "Im daddys little whore." She yelled.

"Fuck, Cum for me, mi amor!" Namjoon moaned.

They both reached their climax, and Kayla felt her stomach cave in. Her walls were painted a clear white with Namjoon's semen.

Namjoon let out a long groan and laughed.

"Can you walk?" Namjoon said rubbing Kayla's thighs.

She shook her head.

Namjoon smiled and picked kayla up, walking her into the bathroom.

"Let's get you cleaned up love." Kayla's mind went blank for a while.

She just fucked her best friend, and had the time of her life.They should get drunk and play games more often.

[holdontokpop]

BTS reaction to Jackson Wang being your ultimate bias n you meet him at an event

Anon said: BTS reaction to Jackson Wang being your ultimate bias and meeting him at an event 👀🤣

Jungkook: *very happy you got to meet him + gif*

Jimin: After you met Jackson, he'll just look at you

"When are you gonna fangirl over me like you did over him?" *gif*

Taehyung: "Jackson hyung, just don't steal my girl!" *all of you would just laugh*

Rap Monster: "Jackson, I got my eyes on you, my friend." he said quickly while the two of you were talking *gif*

J-Hope: *actually fangirls with you a little*

Suga: Just let's you have your moment *gif*

Jin: He would do the same as Suga, but likely more, just watch you being excited and happy to meet him.

[siketae]

my darkest bts moment was binge watching vkook conspiracy videos & thinking they were real.. 😭💀

[princessofhearts19]

Yoongi *looking through the kitchen drawer*: “where are all the scissors?”

Namjoon *not looking up from his book*: “Taehyung hid them so you wouldn’t cut your hair”

Taehyung (from the other room): “ARMY TOLD ME TO!!!”

Yoongi: “Why would I cut my hair with kitchen scissors?!”

Taehyung: “I’M JUST GIVING THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!!!“

[happycrybaby25]

New post new goal!!! got the first half done but still need some help!!!!

[veeparkersstuff]

Happy birthday God of Destruction🤍🥺

(Like or reblog, don't repost pls! Also click for better quality🦀)

[kithtaehyung]

mami (m) | myg/knj

title: mami (m) pairing: myg x reader(f) , knj x reader(f) , slight jhs x reader(f)😛 rating/genre: m (18+) ; smut ; battle rap au , roommates au summary: you somehow have a conversation with yoongi, and you tell your roommate about a date date. note: heavy 00s vibes, this is just the beginning of a collection of parts instead of just a oneshot let’s fucking goooo🦋 note 2: this is pretty unedited lolll if there are mistakes i'm so so sorry! warnings for this part: language, choking, joon in sweats, bathroom s*x, b*ckshots, friendly sp*nks from your roomie🤪, it uhhh starts right out the gate lmfao, hobi in silk and a robe, yoongi is a warning in his own right, light sl*pping, you get called mamiii😗 so if that’s not ur thing i’d skip this series !!, joon is too smooth, a secret fourth guy lmfaoooo, battle rap scenarios! drop date: september 26th, 2023, 10:07pm est word count: 3.7k  mood: here 

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“You like that, huh?” 

Breath short, you can only gasp as the hands you’ve been eyeing all night clutch your throat, a fiendish hum the first response to your satisfied grin.

“Knew you would.” As your delicious captor speaks, you just know he’s fixated on your makeup—at least, the way it’s smearing onto a bathroom mirror that has seen better days. “You all do.” 

Fuck, he knows what he’s doing. Fucking hell, he always knows.

Your lust condenses and slides down the glass in rivers, and with each experienced thrust inside your folds, it’s getting harder, and harder, and harder to see the man wrecking your shit. 

But it’s coming. The end. The coil inside you is screaming and tightening and you know he can feel every potent pulse as you slap the tiny counter with a palm. “Yoongi—”

“You gonna come, mami?” 

Yes yes yes you really fucking are. It’s so truthful that you can’t even voice your agreement in words, your moans higher and higher in pitch the only tell you can possibly give. 

“Then fucking do it.” 

Light bounces from your eyes and rebounds off the mirror the same time your whine does, every limb locking while bare shoulders bang against your reflection. 

“Fuck.” 

You spring right into the ground floor above, eyes rolling so far back you could probably see the way Yoongi’s smirking at your ass if your dumbfounded mush of a brain wasn’t in the way. 

Again, and again, you milk his cock for all it’s worth, spurning him into gripping your bouncing hips with rough hands and faster strokes. Laughs and conversations seep through the door at your side, but you can’t make out a thing as you garble, 

“Yoongi, please—”

“One more.” 

“I can’t—”

“Don’t play dumb,” he tuts. “You won’t hustle me a second time.” 

Busted. 

Your pout quickly stretches into a devilish curve instead, and you hear his sound of approval before you brag, 

“I spent all that already, by the way.” 

Air whizzes past your ears as you’re hoisted upwards, and your mirth reverberates as you’re spun and shoved into the sink, cheap laminate bruising your back. 

Yoongi must also be remembering the time your pussy sucked the soul out of him. After you both made a bet that you couldn’t beat someone’s record time making him come. 

You won half of his prize money that night. 

And that was the night he won the entire thing. 

“You’re lucky I respect it,” he snarls, sweaty fingers gripping your chin as he slings a leg over his pelvis. When he grins, you wanna lick the white off his teeth. “And you’re lucky I made it back the next night.” 

Oh, shit. Did he really? 

Battle rap events usually stack so that everyone gets a chance. How did he get invited back the same weekend? 

Well, other than being a monster on the mic. There’s a reason you can’t stay away from him, and you may or may not admit you get turned on by how effortlessly ruthless he is. 

Lips smushed, you ask with genuine curiosity, “You won again?” 

Yoongi lightly smacks your cheek, chuckling when you grit out a moan. “Nah. The sponsors loved me,” he claims, finally bringing a hand down to guide himself back inside. “So they paid me to come back.” 

“Sick,” you praise through a grunt, fully catching his eyes for the first time tonight. Pushing past the way he fills you so fantastically, you huff out, “That doesn’t happen on south side.” 

“So I’ve heard.” 

“Yeah, apparently west and east side do it a lot. Especially with that guy Randa—”

“Fuck Randa.”

Ah, so Yoongi knows him? You haven’t ventured into the west scene yet, but the one thing you know about it is that dude’s name.

So he must be a beast.

Especially if Gloss himself had some choice words.

At this little slip of emotion, you don’t hide your smirk at all. “Oh? Maybe I will if that’s how you feel.”

The sudden possessive shove of his cock into your folds is delightful, your high giggle pinging off the bathroom walls.

“Fuck whoever you want, princess,” he chides right against your lips. “You’ll always come back to me.” 

“Duh.” You flick your tongue over his plush. “You wouldn’t last a week without me anyway.”

Yoongi pushes into you again, stare heavy and coaxing butterflies from your belly. “I’d manage.”

“As if.”

But even through the pleasure, you still wonder. How are you both having a regular conversation right now? This never happens with him. You’ve wanted it to, but there simply hasn’t been any talk when he’s involved. 

The high from your orgasm compounds with this strange feeling that you turn a little playful.

“What I meant was…” Fingernail poking his tank, you joke with a sly curve, “Guess you must be like, good or whatever.” 

When he looks down, you childishly swoop your finger up to bump his nose. “Ha. Loser.” 

Predictably, Yoongi pauses before only his eyes raise, suppressed emotions hiding behind long dark strands. “Really.” 

And even though you felt him twitch in your core, you’ll spare him. “I don’t make the rules.” 

You think this is when he’ll start ramming into you again, because none of the times you’ve hooked up ever lasted this long. It’s always been quick with him, and never in any other place other than bathrooms or broom closets. 

Which isn’t bad. Just a pattern you’ve noticed. 

But Yoongi huffs in amusement before shaking his head. “Since when were you this weird?” 

“Wow, rude?” Your scoff is full of mock annoyance. “I’ve always been this way.” 

It’s just that no one’s taken the time to get to know you.

“But you’re so…” 

All they care about is one thing. 

Which, granted, is the same in your case. 

It just gets a bit lonely sometimes. 

Offering to finish for him to stiff arm any more incoming awkwardness, you blurt, “Hot? Slutty?” 

“Fast.” 

Oh. 

Did you both just assume the other person wanted it over and done with?

That’s entirely possible considering the first time it happened lasted a grand total of three minutes. Max.

“I mean…” You lean back on your palms, not caring to adjust your very mussed top because your chest finally snags all of Yoongi’s attention. How he’s still hard inside of you is a complete mystery. “I don’t just fuck, you know.” 

“And here I thought we were similar,” he teases, groaning through his teeth when you roll on his dick. Again. 

And again. 

Of course you’re both similar. The only difference is that people dub this guy a sex god and you’re an easy lay. 

But you won’t get into that with him. Not now and probably not ever since you don’t dare even label Yoongi a friend.

Panting, you observe him watching your movements as you switch the subject, “You fucked that one sponsor chick for the invite, huh.” 

And he takes the out hilariously quick,

“Both of them.” 

Of course. Your head kicks back in laughter, remembering that there were two people running the event instead of one. 

Truthfully, you would’ve paid to see that. 

“Can’t stand you,” you lie, the way you chuckle as he slaps one of your tits saying otherwise. 

“Good.” 

As he rubs a rough thumb over a nipple, an announcement blares over deejay scratches and cheers, tugging both of your eyes to the door.

Before things quickly devolve into how they always go.

When you arch forward, his lips devour your breast; when you rock your hips into his, the groans against your chest make you feel alive. 

Your nails claw through his hair before you can’t decide if you wanna rake them through his shoulders or his neck. Here, there, everywhere you can grab, you take hold. 

Suddenly, Yoongi clutches the top of your skirt before thrusting in hard, and his laugh when you whine out a curse strikes your soul. “It’s better that way.” 

It’s always better that way. 

“Agreed,” you murmur, eyes flickering to the janky ceiling before sighing out, “I think they just said your name.” 

“Mm.” 

He plunges into you so hard you see his impish curve imprinted among the stars. 

“Then hurry up, mami. Gimme one more for luck.” 

MAMI 

“Who’s on the menu tonight?”

You hum while peering into your mirror—a much cleaner, brighter mirror than the one you were pressed against a couple weeks ago. “That nice guy I’ve been seeing at the gym.” 

“Wait, what? Are you going on a date date?” 

“Hobi,” you giggle, loving your roommate very much despite the way he just forgets sometimes. “We went through this already.” 

“So… Is that a yes, or.” His laugh blurts out when you throw a middle finger next to your head. “Okay, okay! You can just say it, you know.” 

“I just”—you spot check your makeup before vacating your vanity stool—“You know me. I never do dates.” 

As Hobi leans back on your bed, the way his hot pink robe matches your comforter makes you highly amused. Almost amused enough that you don’t react to his nosy question, 

“Nervous?”

Extremely. 

“Uhm,” you start, all pretenses dropping at the sight of his cocked brow. “A bit.” 

Springing up, your roommate pads over and rests thin palms over even thinner straps of your sundress. 

“What’s got you nervous, love?” 

Pouting, you look out your window before your chin is gently swiveled back forward. Thankful for his insistence, you confess to the only guy that you feel like you can trust, 

“What if I like him?” 

The laugh you get is full of disbelief and pity. “That’s what you’re worried about? Really?” 

When you nod, he chuckles again, but it’s smaller. And more understanding than the first. 

“Pathetic, right.” 

“No, no no,” Hobi starts, sliding his hands down to warm your biceps before squeezing. When he pauses, his expression gives his thoughts away before he can utter them. “Well, a little.” 

“Hoseok.” 

“But! Only because you’re making it seem that way.” He squeezes again before sitting back down on your bed. “If you just let things happen without thinking, isn’t that better?”

Does he really have to flop down to rest his head on his palms? Now? 

Talk about not thinking. 

Whatever. You didn’t expect Hoseok to do that, but he looks hot, so you’ll let it slide. 

And you don’t shy away from his silk-covered package before retorting, “Says you.” 

“Me? I overthink. That’s different.” 

“How!” 

“Don’t think about it.” 

When he winks, you both laugh, and his grin slowly devolves into a smirk before he motions you over with a mere head cock.

And you gladly oblige. 

Because your dynamic with Hobi still hasn’t changed. 

Slowly, you arrive at his knees before mounting the bed at his hips, being steadied over his pelvis as he keeps his prone position. 

“You look hot as fuck, you know.” 

“Mmhmm.” 

“He’s gonna like you for sure.” 

“Naturally.” 

“So what if you end up liking him, too?” 

As he smoothes a hand over the side of your ass, you purse your lips in thought. “Uhh… Feelings? I guess?”

“You can have those, babe.” 

“Not mine,” you correct, knowing yours are too fucked up to share with anyone. Which is exactly why you’re all for the so-called fast title that Yoongi clipped onto your persona. “His.” 

Does the lifestyle you chose come with regrets? Yeah. Complications? Also yes. But at least those hurt less than the regrets and complications actual relationships come with. 

You’re just fine with how things are. 

Which is why you’re scared about seeing Namjoon, because he seems like the type that wants something steady. If you end up liking him, you’re gonna have to choose between options that are vastly different in color. 

Despite all that, you still said yes when he asked you out at the gym last week—while you were drenched, bare-faced, and wincing from the last set you completed to failure. 

Why did you say yes anyway? What drew you in to this guy? 

“If you’re scared of hurting his feelings, then just tell him straight-up,” Hobi advises, pulling you back to the present. “Guys won’t know shit unless you spell it out.” 

Looking down at his perfect features, you fake disbelief, asking the most rhetorical question in existence, “You mean you can’t just read our minds?”

“Baby, we can’t even figure out our own, let alone yours.” 

“You said it.” Fully reassured, you rest on Hoseok’s chest, careful to not smudge your face on his clothes. “…Pity fuck if the date goes wrong?”

“Of course.” 

Your chuckle is soft. “Thank you.” 

“Now get up,” he orders, smacking your ass so perfectly that it offends you. “Before I give you another necklace.” 

“Hoseok!” When his cackles follow you up as you stand, your jaw cannot hinge back in. “Goddamn, you’re bad.” 

“Not as bad as you,” he says, following you out of your room. “Mami.” 

That goddamn nickname. 

Hobi knows it’s a common term. And he knows it’s one you hear from multiple people, especially on south side. Literally nothing new or groundbreaking.

But he also knows it makes you unwell because of one specific person. Because you confessed that you didn’t expect it from them during a fuck and it made you weak in the knees. 

Which caused the same motherfucker to say it over, and over, and over again.

Fucking Yoongi. 

Why the hell is it only potent when he says it?

The psychology of that needs to be studied yet you will completely refuse to be a subject. 

After checking to make sure you have everything, you fish out your phone to double-check the address before calling a ride. 

“Where is it at?”

“Some restaurant on west side.”

“Damn, all the way over there?”

“I’m okay with it,” you assure him, inwardly wincing at the cost on your screen. 

Virtually anything on west side is far from your condo, but that’s partly why you’re alright with going. As much as you get around, you don’t prefer taking people back to your place. 

Besides. No one needs to know where you live unless you really fuck with them.

And it’s only happened twice.

Hoseok’s unconvinced reply cuts your thoughts in two,

“Alright… Well. Lemme know if you end up somewhere else tonight.” 

Smiling, you offer him a warm look, positive that his lean against the kitchen wall would put models to shame. “I always do.” 

“What did I say earlier?” 

“Spell it out for him.”

“Okay, good.” 

When you grin, he does, too. 

And you hope this Namjoon guy at least does well with words. 

Turns out, he does a fucking splendid job with them.

At least, the things this man is saying has you absolutely melting under dim lights, and you haven’t even gotten your drinks yet. 

“You look damn nice tonight, by the way,” he mentions with a dip of his head, fiddling with his napkin and giving you an upsettingly perfect view of his fingers. “I feel underdressed as hell.”

Underdressed? Looking around, you feel like you’re the one that dressed way too formal and you’re in a damn sundress.

You should’ve known, though. The restaurant that Namjoon chose occupies one of the few streets known for its laid-back, easy-going fare. Even you have heard of its unique charm and you reside quite a ways away. 

Before you respond, you remember how you arrived, checking around the small space before spotting him in a booth. And while you loved the lax way he dressed, you were even more charmed when he got out just to greet you with a cheek kiss. 

And the night has been so pleasant that you forget to be worried. 

“Why? I mean, thank you, but why?” 

Namjoon gives his sweatpants-covered thighs a glance. “I dunno. You just look bossed up and I’m like, your errand boy.” 

Your mirthy disbelief leaks out of your grin before he can finish. Watching a nearby table point at their menus to order, you go along with his compliments,

“I mean, I could use an assistant…”

He only smiles at his hands. “Order me around anytime.” 

Cute. 

Maybe that’s why you’re drawn to this guy. 

Even though he’s huge and can lift like a motherfucker, there’s a soft side that he’s got no shame showing. 

Also, as the night goes on, you quickly discover more traits you rarely come across. 

Curious, suave, humble—all of them surprise you in the best way. He’s already let you talk much more than he has, and the two of you have debated on not one, but three topics. Including one that you would have left his ass for if you both weren’t on the same page. 

“Okay, so we agree.”

“Yes,” he responds in relief. “Definitely would’ve rethought this whole thing if we didn’t.”

“Uhh, yeah, because I would’ve walked out and let you pay for everything.” 

“Damn!” Fuck, his grin is charming. “And I would’ve paid it, too.” 

Laughing—and realizing that you’re doing that a lot tonight—you rest a hand on his shoulder, “No, no, I wouldn’t do that to you.” 

Fuck, he’s solid.

“Wait, I’m getting us this time, though.”

“Yeah?”

Holding a round glass up to his lips, he coolly adds, 

“And next time, too.” 

Well. 

There’s no way you’re saying no to that.

“To next time,” you offer, clinking cups and taking a nice sip of your wine. 

Things end with both of you just having dinner—a concept so foreign that it makes you wonder if he wanted something more than a second date. 

But judging by the times he kept stealing glances and the way his curve stayed at a slant, it’s an open and shut case.

It’s always a bit crowded in the front few rows, so it doesn’t bother you to hang back for the first time in awhile. 

Besides, you’re a little late from your date anyway. 

Since nothing else happened with Namjoon—he had to leave pretty quick—you determined that you could make it to another Gloss smackdown. 

After you greet all the people and bodyguards hanging around the front doors, you arrive downstairs just in time to hear the deejay ushering everyone in. 

And based on what you hear, it seems like Yijeong’s got extra volume in his mic tonight. 

“Alright, alright, let’s give it up for our two up here, yeah?”

Everyone cheers as you clap to yourself, leaning against a chilly column and ignoring the stares your outfit gets.

The stage looks quite different from back here, with its huddled occupants talking amongst themselves. While you watch both crews laughing and standing around, you wonder what it would be like to support Yoongi from up there instead of on the ground. 

You really would if he wanted you to.

“I don’t have to introduce either one but I’m gonna do it anyway. Cus that’s the rules or whatever and they both deserve some love. Give it up for my man K Shine!”

You aren’t familiar with him but you support anyway. A tiny whoop leaves your mouth as a big portion of the room shouts, and you watch as the guy nods to the people that came to see him. 

“Oh, we’re showing out, okay. Alright, now let’s hear it for my guy Gloss!” 

In contrast, your energy evolves tenfold, and you gladly yell with the rest of the floor as Yoongi stays piercing the ground at his feet.

This guy. 

Still the same routine.

You always muse that he could look into the crowd once in awhile, especially since his audience is steadily growing. 

If they ever saw his smile, maybe more people would be drawn in wait is he looking up this time? 

Wait.

Despite there being rows and rows between you and the stage, you don’t miss the slight shift in his demeanor. It almost looks like he’s scanning the people in front. 

What’s he doing? Is he looking for something? Someone? 

…He’s not looking for you, is he? 

You’re there quite often and always in the same area, but you didn’t think Yoongi would really notice or be checking for you right now.

…But is he? 

Before you can think any further, the quick blares of an airhorn shove your thoughts away. 

“K Shine, you win the toss,” the middle man on stage announces. Fuck, you think you’d know his name by now, he’s been here a lot ever since the first guy disappeared. “What you got.” 

When the man answers, he stares right at Yoongi’s hooded head, fire flaring up the walls already,

“Mister Big House, Big Car, Big Rings can go first.” 

Oh.

He—

You really fucking regret not being in the front now.

Immediately, the whole room ooh’s, with the middle man pursing his lips and giving the two opponents space. 

Light illuminates the whole stage as both sides back up a bit, heavy cameras set to roll and some feedback ringing through the musty air. 

And you wait with bated breath as the crowd goes quiet. 

Heart stilling as Yoongi holds a mic right up to his lips.

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[pandorasword]

Chaeri as the 8th and youngest member of BTS.

Silver lips

❒ pairing: Jungkook x 8thmember!OC

❒ genre: Spicy allusion; not actually spicy

❒ words: 1.3k

❒ summary: In which Chaeri has an incredible urge to be the first to kiss her ex-boyfriend who has just had his lip pierced

❒ notes: Bold and Italic at the same time indicates a sentence said in English. | Read part two here -> Silver lips pt2

❒ warnings: minor references of dom!jungkook / jealous!jungkook

CHAERI'S MASTERLIST

Takes place during the events of the American Music Awards 2021

Two years.  Two years since she had performed for the last time in front of a crowd of fans. Two years since Jungkook and her stopped being a couple. Two of the most important things in her life ripped away from her at close quarters. And everything had come to a standstill, her existence stuck at a point where the only emotions rising were loneliness and anger.

At that moment, however, sprawled out on the couch in their dressing room and still full of energy after having spent one of the best nights in years, it seemed to her that the world was slowly putting the pieces back in their place, making sense again and giving her gratification. She felt alive.

"I'm beggin', beggin' you"  There were songs from that night that definitely had stuck in her head "I'm on my knees when I'm beggin' 'cause I don't want to lose you"

A dark head turned to her side. They were left alone in that room. Was that also a sign from the universe? Could it really be that it - the universe - was being gentle with her that night, after kicking her ass for those years before? Well, surely that Armand de Brignac she was sipping lightened her thoughts enough not to ask herself too many questions, neither to hide her obvious desire to keep her eyes glued on him.

He had become so 'manly' in a brief time. She would notice whenever she was beside him looking at his sharp jawline, his no longer teenage gaze, the countless tattoos on his body and that damn lip piercing. God. That's what it made him look like. The god of sins and impure thoughts. Actually, the only one with impure thoughts at this point was none other than her.

She poured additional alcohol into her glass. A whole bottle of champagne and she had almost finished it. She was an adult and they were in America, was there anyone who could stop her?

She leaned forward, letting the dress she had used for Butter's performance slip down her thighs, covering the skin that until a second ago was clearly showing. "I didn't get the chance to ask you" She swirled the liquid in the goblet "And I'm pretty curious. How does it feel to kiss with that?" Her eyes dropped to his lips. She had a damn mouth that she couldn't keep under control, yet she always claimed it as her best feature.

Jungkook's gaze first moved from her eyes until it slid down her entire body, as if pondering his reply in the process. "I haven't had a chance to try yet.”

Oh, that was just what Chaeri wanted to hear him say.  With the excitement of the performance still in her veins, mixed with everything she had been drinking, nothing seemed wrong at that moment.

Not as if it was the first time this had ever happened. During those years they'd been having occasions in which they'd fallen into old habits but... nothing could ever go back to the way it was before. But for that night it seemed fine. For that night she just wanted to live without thinking about the morning after, when they would go back to being nice and polite towards each other and nothing more.

"Well, don't you think I deserve to be the first to try it out?" Chaeri got up from the sofa, her feet relieved of their uncomfortable shoes tens of minutes earlier. The parquet under her toes was frozen but she felt warm all over. She could tell from his eyes that he was far from relaxed too but, as always, he let her make the first move.

So innocent yet so manipulative.

Did he think she was unaware of what he was doing? The way he had been teasing her from afar since he had added that jewel to his lips did not go unnoticed. Playing with it with his teeth and tongue every damn minute of the day made her life not easy. She saw his lips curve into a cocky grin, not at all surprised by the offer received. What happened to that adorable boy, too shy even to smile at her, she met long time ago?

"Do you think I'm your toyboy?" 

"Do you think I don't see how you like being my toyboy?"

He caught his lips between his teeth, containing a laugh.

Patience was never one of the girl's traits, let alone when drunk, let alone with Jungkook in front of her. She took a few steps forward, joining him at the chair on which he was manspreading. She didn't overthink it when she decided to sit on one of his legs. Such a natural gesture despite the fact that she hadn't done it for quite some time

"I don't remember saying yes to you"

"Not yet"

"And what makes you expect I’ll accept?"

"Do I really need to point this out to you? I guess you can get there on your own"

She smiled victoriously when she saw him lose his smirky face for a second. The boy was aroused and couldn't hide it.

"Nothing but a Toyboy," she whispered in his ear, letting a chuckle escape her lips. She laid a hand on his chest, not moving her face away from his.

How she loved to put him on the edge. The hell 'nothing but a toyboy', the girl was definitely madly still in love.

"You know" she persisted "Since women have more than one I should give you a nickname, so that you are unique and original compared to the others" She was enjoying herself far too much and trying to make him jealous was just the icing on the cake "You will be Silver lips, toyboy number 5”

She was barely able to finish the sentence because Jungkook suddenly grabbed her hips, pushing her even more towards him, his face livid with annoyance at the girl's words. Although he knew it wasn't true, the thought of sharing her, even if she was no longer his, was driving him mad.

'Do all your boyfriends know how to tame you? Cause one thing I know is that it's the only way to make someone interesting in your eyes" He took her chin between the fingers of his tattooed hand "Send them to me, I’ll teach them skills. I can clearly see that you are unsatisfied if you are so desperate for me”

She couldn't say she wasn't waiting for his rough tone of voice and mannerisms. She had been pushing for this side of him to come out since the beginning of the night.

She felt like squeezing her legs together to contain her growing enthusiasm.  Having such a dominant temperament in everyday life probably made her develop this desire to be tamed in intimacy. A desire that Jungkook always fulfilled.

He raised an eyebrow, again entertained. He was catching all the signals Chaeri's body was sending.

"You no longer say a word?"

She cleared her throat before speaking "I don't want to talk any more."

"You want me to kiss you"

"Yes"

"Take it yourself"

And she didn't let him tell her twice.

I think I could either do a second part or end it like this. I don’t know it yet ۵ Pandora

Bonus* Chaeri's dress of the night | Butter performance at AMAs 2021

[theriu]

BRAINSTORMING TIME

Got a few critters I’d like to write a How To Guide for, but no fittingly funny ideas currently. I wanna do something with banshees, MAYBE involving a megaphone, but nothing’s clicked yet, ya know? I also have a scenario that involves bothering a faun with goat puns, but it’s feeling too bloated. Brownies and mermaids/sirens are also on the wait list. (Someone suggested a rap battle for the latter, but I do NOT know how to write rap.)

Any ideas, writeblr gang? (And non-writers? Anyone can have ideas!) Also I’m always open to other cryptid/mythology/monster suggestions :D