#listening to my dramatic family be dramtic

[littlemyinvadeshighbury]

I like that Jane Austen really wrote both Persuasion and Emma about me JUST so that I can say I'm Anne Elliott when everyone else is being annoying and then Emma Woodhouse when I'm being annoying (90% of the time)

[marcomardon]

rewatch recap 2x10 and 2x11 under a cut because the chat was insane and the recap took me more than my estimated half an hour

we just began and already we have failed this rewatch

malcolm "i'm not drunk enough for this" merlyn

eye contact while drinking

malcolm's starting the drinking game already

legion of evil husbands: a group name approved by barrowman himself

drinking game: take a drink anytime of of them insults the others

drink every time they would have resolved their problems if they called team flash

Dr. Damien Dahrk: Dentist Extraoridnaire

lots of yelling about "go ask team flash" 

martin going straight to the pastries at jitters (he might need a dentist)

team flash was probably in jitters that day and yet

"huh I wonder who can help us with our speedster problem. Deff not the speedster"

"Wait... didn't this episode air the same time as like Untouchable CALLING IT NOW. THE WESTALLEN FAMILY IS ACTUALLY UP STAIRS THIS VERY MOMENT MEETING CECILE'S DAUGHTER"

us @ damien and malcolm: now kiss #merlarhk

"Imagine all 3 of them crammed into the time bubble"

"doesn't it only have one seat? who has to sit on whose lap" 

"Damien you're elbowing me in the ribs AGAIN"

"my question is how they knew the vault number but not the fucking passcode like if the number was on the tooth wouldn't the passcode be there too?"

speedstercam

the wally and rival pics are from flashpoint, jesse was indoors, jay hasn't been seen yet by the public, eliza's picture was in the cortex

the bank guy should be a lot more concerned

"y'all have like 10 pictures of people from alternate universe but no pictures of eobard"

"Nothing says League of Assassins like guns."

get consent before you attach things to gideon

a discussion of lily ships

mick: but that's none of my business bye

mick: #later u fake bitch buh byeeeeeee

#lilyforlegends2k17

“how many times have they insulted each other since this scene began”

“they never stopped”

you know I literally love how theyre actually trying to kill each other

#thecouplethatsparstogetherstaystogether

"summarize legends of tomorrow in a few words: daddy issues (the musical)"

i don't remember this context

*war flashbacks of Eddie*

eddie should have been prometheus and tommy as savitar

the list of people we want on legends increases: lily, lisa, nyssa

new drinking game: every time the legion says "time" in the bank vault

sinister whooshing

"stop running" Eobard: ??????

eobard: but then when will we go to big belly burger together

*dramtic screaming* a summary of eobard thawne

"wait are we suggesting that damien needs to clean up black flash's mouth"

lily: do i have to listen to him if i was an accident

lily stein appreciation chat

"I like how biting nails is the worst thing malcolm thinks of"

"GoldenLily, the OTP of girls that appeared in only 3 episodes and made the best impact and deserves the best"

rip the ripper

red coat rip

dramatic evil christmas music

gideon: i can kill you all lol

axel!

"thawne and his buddies"

"a moment of silence for Nate's fake ass ponytail"

jax appreciation episode. everyone loves him. everyone respects him. co captain.

the 1 forest path in dctv, used in at least 4 episodes this season

"hello sara *5 seconds later* goodbye sara"

mick somehow managed to find chocolate (or he brought it)

how does ray's voice project from so small? acoustics don't work like that

nate: i'm cold

amaya: lol wimp

"jax invented home alone"

jax's flashlight works (it's glow sticks)

nate, amaya, this is ... not the time

mick: i'm guilty of much more than that, don't lump me in with people who follow orders

amaya keeps her necklace on

*insert animal in bed joke*

washington: are you really so anxious to die?

mick: lol yes

au where rip actually recruited jax to the legion

having to actually look up the definition of fop

take a shot every time someone says misfit or outcast

"headcanon that Amaya is Vegetarian, or her diet reflects the last animal she had used the spirit of"

take a shot for every bad guy monologue

*snare drumming intensifies*

i would say it was a fire hazard to have that many candles but mick is the team's main fire hazard

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARA: HAVE YOUR SECOND DEATH (Sara's canon birthday is December 25th)"

they're.. actually glowsticks. 

sara: you know what day it is jax?

sara: it's my birthday!

sara: and my rerebirthday!

sara: 🎉

sara: oh right jax, no killing on my birthday slash rerebirthday.

jax and rip: ????

sara is both 30 and 10 months

mick deserves better friendships

au where martha washington got the "love letter" and rebellion plans and became the first president

mick the all american hero

"where's stein?" "lighting his menorah"