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slightlycomicobsessed · 3 months ago

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i think it would be funny to write something where dani invites Illyana, Rahne and Xuan to hang out, not realizing that having her fuckbuddy (who is in love with her) her crush (who is also in love with her) and someone who is desperately crushing on her (because she is also in love with her) is like a Bad Idea.

every time she turns around they all start silently glaring at each other. illyana starts drinking 10 minutes in bc she’s so done. xuan and rahne size each other up like “I should be with her” while illyanas like “ask her out then? losers.” while she Has Not Asked Dani Out

#polyamory could fix them-#what #who said that #i promise it would be so funny #literally dani gets all the bitches and is utterly oblivious #illyana is also in love with her. For the Bit #and because then she can rub it in rahne and xuans faces that they’ve had sex multiple times #danielle moonstar #xuan coy manh #karma #mirage #illyana rasputin #magik #wolfsbane #rahne sinclair #obviously this is in a universe where rahne gets her head out of her ass and realizes that she’s in love with Dani #marvel #i desperately need you to understand that dani is like the kamala of the new mutants #as in all her friends are fucking in love with her and she has no clue

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