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inkribbon796 · 2 years

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Space is So Cool Ch. 2: To the Moon and Home Again

Summary: Inspired by “In Space with Markiplier” Part 2. Yancy gets to meet a couple of the new Egos.

A/N: Visitation Day and celebrating part 2 of “In Space with Markiplier”.

Seen the name Murdock floating around for Murderipler so I’m going with that.

Chapters: 1, 2

It was strange, not being one of the newest Egos. Things were settling, the viewers were picking favorites, but new things were in motion.

The biggest problem was that Actor and Dark had both been given false scripts and Mark was still cackling about it. Actor had thrown a huge fit, and Dark had run off to break things and grumble in the Void.

A problem for literally everyone except for Wilford, because Wilford found everything hilarious. Yancy had been only around for two years, but he’d been able to get used to Dark’s mood swings.

But the project had passed, Yancy had played his part and the dust was settling.

It had been fun, at least until Actor strolled in with three of the new Egos, the Manor had yet to sort through and spit out any of the others but there was still time.

One was the Engineer. The other was the Egos’ newest resident murderer: Murdock. The third was Noir, he and the air around him was in shades of grey. Not too different from Dark.

Yancy had been in the living room, reading a book. Illinois was in the room as well on his computer researching something for his newest trip.

“And this is my Manor,” Actor gestured to himself. “Isn’t it amazing?”

“Y—” Engineer said before Dark suddenly appeared through some portal and attacked the Actor.

Engineer scrambled away to get away from the fight. It took Host, Google, Wilford, and Magnum to separate the two of them. Magnus had to hold Dark in a bear hug to keep him from attacking. Actor was glaring at Wilford who didn’t seem to be regarding him with any form of recognition.

Noir and Murdock both pulled out weapons but didn’t attack yet.

“Now Dark, you can’t just attack guests, we’ve talked about the art of hospitality,” Wilford said before flipping his butterfly knife out. “You say hello first.”

Then he went to stab Actor, who pulled back, erupting into a puff of black smoke.

“I’ll stay hello when I strangle him,” Dark promised.

“I don’t even know why you’re so upset,” Actor said. “You and I were there for the same amount of time.”

Dark glared at him, one of his echoes snapping at the Actor while the original stayed locked in Magnum’s arms. It made Actor shoot back to avoid getting his head cut off.

“So angry,” Actor smiled, walking away. Then he slapped Engineer on the shoulder as he disappeared in a puff of black smoke. “Well, that’s your problem now, kid.”

Dark glared at Engineer.

“Yancy should take the Engineer away from the Entity,” the Host warned. “Before the Entity attacks him.”

“Good idea,” Wilford smiled. “Old Darkling and I will talk for a bit and he’ll be right as rain in a moment.”

“Fuck you!” Dark shouted at Wilford.

“Later, sweetheart,” Wilford winked, and Dark only seemed to get angrier.

Wilford was cackling in laughter as Yancy pushed Engineer out of the room. Bim was watching them from the top of the stairs but he didn’t say anything as they walked out to the balcony patio.

“He gonna[1] be okay?” Engineer asked, gesturing with his thumb back inside the house.

“Yeah, he’s a little,” Yancy said, gesturing with his hand. “Give ‘im[2] a bit. He’ll come around. Maybe.”

“Helpful,” Engineer said. “Were you on the ship? I think I saw you on the ship.”

“Maybe,” Yancy shrugged. “I’s didn’t see youse, just Y/N. We’s had one hell’uva blast, though.”[3]

“Well, I remember the other guy telling me I’ll probably randomly go back to my ship, and then just appear here. As long as the ship’s okay then I’m sure it’s fine.”

“Yeah, it’s a bit weird but youse[4] are gonna[1] fit right in, don’t worry ‘bout[5] it,” Yancy told him.

Engineer looked over the place, “Nice place.”

“Youse[4] wanna tour?” Yancy offered. “King gave me a tour ‘a[6] the place when I’s[7] showed up.”

“Which one’s that?” Engineer asked as he followed Yancy back to the door.

“The one with all the squirrels. If you hear screamin’[8] in the middle ‘a[6] the night, it’s prolly[9] him,” Yancy said as he walked back in. There was another fight going on, but it wasn’t Dark this time.

The Entity was gone, probably back to his office was Yancy’s only guess. Noir was over with Illinois, looking at something on his computer, only occasionally glancing around the room. But Bim was yelling at Murdock.

“Keep him away from my knives and I won’t take his teeth,” Bim threatened as Wilford separated them.

“Just try it, pretty boy,” Murdock smiled. “Obviously you’re all looks anyways.”

“Now boys,” Wilford held a hand up, trying to keep one hand close to Bim and his martini pointed at Murdock. “You’re not sharing the same room. Everyone just get a nice drink and calm down.”

“I don’t want to calm down, I want this fucker in the ground,” Bim said.

“Change!” Wilford yelled and suddenly Engineer felt dizzy. He’d switched places with Murdock and was standing next to Wilford and a still angry Bim.

“Well, I wouldn’t want to keep you,” Wilford smiled at Yancy, waving his hands and suddenly Yancy and Murdock were elsewhere in the house.

“Fancy,” Murdock looked around. They were on the second floor. “He the only one who can do that?”

“Happens ta e’eryone,”[10] Yancy said.

“Interesting,” Murdock said.

“Youse[4] wanna tour?” Yancy offered. “I’ll go an’ see ‘bout the other guys. If youse wanna sit tight?”[11]

“Sure,” Murdock shrugged.

Yancy was able to get away and slip back downstairs to get Engineer and Noir. Illinois even accompanied them on the tour. It felt nice after the fights, trying to help the new Egos settle in.

Just like had been done for Yancy not too long ago.

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Accessibility Translations:

1. going to

2. him

3. I didn’t see you, just Y/N. We had one hell of a blast, though.

4. you

5. about

6. of

7. I

8. screaming

9. probably

10. Happens to everyone

11. I’ll go and see about the other guys. If you want to sit tight?

#In Space with Markiplier #ISWM #Visitation Day #footnotes #yancy the prisoner #ahwm yancy #Engineer Mark #Noriplier #Murderiplier #Wilford Warfstache #Darkiplier #Actor Mark #background Darkstache #because I'll quit when I'm dead #Yancy's back from space camp

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dipplie · 3 years

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This is how I cope don’t @ me

1: Top 3 pets you wish to have Bunny, Mouse, pet bee 2: Top 3 Disney Movies Tangled, Zootopia, and a close tie between The Princess and the Frog and Wreck it Ralph 3: Top 3 OTPs Nick and Judy (I’m not a furry), honestly probably the other pairings from my 3 (4) favorite movies like Felix and Calhoun or Tiana and Naveen or whatever 4: Top 3 pick up lines Pick me up- no literally please just carry me around like sweep me off my feet no like ACTUALLY like ju- 5: Top 3 summer activities Lying in the grass, listening to music on the swings, drinking from the neighbors sprinklers because you didn’t bring water on your walk 6: Top 3 school memories -Once in 5th grade we were doing an egg drop, and I put mine off till the day before, so my parents just gave me a jar of peanut butter, and I just put the egg in the jar, and when they dropped it from the school roof it exploded all over the pavement and left a stain for years. -Another time in 9th grade, a couple friends and I wrote a giant “send nuds” in the snow beneath my friends next class’s window, and some other kids took a picture of it and spread it around, and like the whole school was talking about it for a day or two (though we denied it was us so we didn’t get in trouble). -And in 12th grade the last day of the 3rd semester, my AP Psych teacher said “you know you guys might not come back after spring break since the covid-19 virus might come to America.” And half the class was like: “I hope so we don’t have to come back haha.” And then we went into lockdown for a year 7: Top 3 things you find attractive Being looked at, Being talked to, Being touched at all oh my go d 8. Top 3 shops I dunno man can I say Build-a-Bear Workshop I’ve never been there 9: Top 3 romantic dates Theme park, Aquarium, Build-a-Bear Workshop 10: Top 3 drinks Milk, Milkshakes, the color purple

11: Top 3 spices/herbs oh my god im too white for this question I think doritios are spicy, SALT 12: Top 3 apps to use not tumblr 13: Top 3 months of the year not winter 14: Top 3 clothing items Skirt, Bows, Thigh-highs 15: Top 3 kinds of flower Daffodils, Buttercups, Dandelions (yes I’m aware they’re a weed) 16: Top 3 Christmas movies Home Alone 1, Those stop motion rudolph ones, the original grinch 17: Top 3 things you don’t/Won’t miss Angsty middle schoolers, Angsty high schoolers, Angsty people 18: Top 3 games Minecraft, Stardew Valley, All the Zelda games between 2002-2009 19: Top 3 binge perfect tv shows I really don’t watch actually T.V. shows I just watch anime sometimes maybe and youtube series man 20: Top 3 kinds of candy Butterscotch, Chocolate coins, Those little pebble chocolates that looks like fish tank rocks 21: Top 3 ways to exercise/be active Well I have an answer, but I don’t think I can say it~ 22: Top 3 spirit animals (I’ve heard something about this being possibly racist so I’ll approach this wish caution) Bunnies, Lambs, a pet rock 23: Top 3 petnames Honey, Muffin, Sweetheart 24: Top 3 places you’ve been to A yearly carnival my old town had once a year, Disney World even though I almost drowned there, The Arcade in my old town called Bananas 25: Top 3 most used websites Youtube, Tumblr (regrettably), Pintrest 26: Top 3 people you last texted My boyfriend, my friend, my co-worker friend 27: Top 3 hashtags you use imagine using the tags how they’re supposed to be used 28 Top 3 items you can’t leave the house w/o clothes (i’m really funny) 29: Top 3 guilty pleasures I write self-insert sometimes I guess 30: Top 3 subjects of study/classes to take Psychology, Sociology, certain art classes 31: Top 3 things to draw/doodle My OC’s, My friends, inappropriate stuff 32: Top 3 aesthetics Cottagecore, Bloomcore, Wonderland 33: Top 3 things you’d buy if you gained three million dollars Pretty things, Cute Clothes and stuffed animals, therapy 34: Top 3 ways to treat yourself Buying pretty things, Wearing cute clothes and holding stuffed animals, therapy 35: Top 3 cartoon crushes Kyoya from OHHC, Mako from Kill La Kill, Marceline/Marshall Lee 36: Top 3 things to do in the snow Draw in it, make snow sculptures, eat it 37: Top 3 accents to hear Russian, Spanish, idk spanish 2 38: Top 3 scents Vanilla, Cream, Strawberries 39: Top 3 things to do in the rain Sit in the car quietly, make out probably, cry 40: Top 3 cupcake flavors Chocolate, Chocolate 2, Chocolate 3 41: Top 3 fruits Cherries, Strawberries, Grapes 42: Top 3 holidays to celebrate Halloween, Christmas, Valentines 43: Top 3 embarrassing moments My friend jokingly revealing my weird self insert fanfic I wrote in middle school (that was gross don’t ask about it) to my friend group, getting a constant D- in AP Stats the whole semester and the whole class secretly knowing about it, wearing an oversized minecraft shirt in my 6th grade school picture 44: Top 3 crayola colors Seafoam, Canary, Cotton Candy 45: Top 3 things you hope to accomplish in college Get back into theater and actually be included and noticed, not cry in the bathroom, feel cared about by my classmates 46: Top 3 fanfictions you’ve read don’t ask me that you can’t ask me that the last fanfics i’ve read were in middle school 47: Top 3 people you miss right now My boyfriend, Two of my friends GJ, my dopamine 48: Top 3 fears Being hated, Being alone, Being abandoned 49: Top 3 favorite literary devices (oh god it’s been a minute hang on) Alliteration, Juxtaposition, Colloquialism 50: Top 3 pet peeves Saying one thing and doing another, trying to act like you’re being the bigger person by not choosing a side, constant self deprecation 51: Top 3 music artists AJR, 3OH!3, Fake Type 52: Top 3 bad habits BFRD OCD, speaking before I think, lately I’ve been lashing out 53: Top 3 ice cream flavors Cookie Dough, Bubblegum, Cheesecake 54: Top 3 meals you love Bread and cheese, cheese with bread, I like dairy and bread 55: Top 3 things you want to say to someone in your lifetime Where are we going, What are we gonna do, what are you doing onii-chan (im so sorry) 56: Top 3 dog breeds Small, fluffy, actually a cat 57: Top 3 TV shows from your childhood The Amazing World of Gumball, Courage the Cowardly Dog, y’all remember Might Bee??? 58: Top 3 languages you speak/wish to speak Better French, More ASL, I guess Spanish would be useful 59: Top 3 series (book, movie, television) I like the first couple Saw movies but then it went kind of downhill, I eventually stopped keeping up with SU ad AT but they have lesbians now and we love that, and I guess I read Warrior Cats in middle school. 60: Top 3 pizza toppings Cheese, ???, that’s all I need 61: Top 3 youtubers you’re subscribed to Markiplier, Erolds Story, Wilbur Soot 62: Top 3 tattoo / piercing ideas Little Flower earrings, Little flower tattoos, Little flower stuff 63: Top 3 awards you want to win love trust and affection 64: Top 3 emojis 🍄🐝🍋 65: Top 3 things you’d do differently have different parents 66: Top 3 places to be in the world In love, Back up, Purgatory 67: Top 3 things you miss about being a kid Lack of responsibility and pressure, Mental illness, Lack of shame 68: Top 3 baby names Penelope, Theodore, Sofie 69: Top 3 smoothie combos/flavors Grape, Strawberry, Cherry 71: Top 3 turn ons People being patient with me, People treating me equally, Being touched kindly at ALL 72: Top 3 turn offs looking like Tyler1 73: Top 3 recipes you want to try Sugar spice and everything nice 74: Top 3 dream jobs Primary School Teacher, Child Consoler/Therapist, I dunno being a storytime animator sounds nice... 75: Top 3 lucky items Fidget Toys, Stuffed Animals, Random Office Supplies (you know the ones)

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lacrimosathedark · 4 years

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Hi!! I'm sorry to bother you, but what do you find entertaining/funny about Thomas Sanders videos? I'm sorry I sound like a troll, but i swear I'm not!! I have a friend who is a HUGE fan of Thomas, but , I don't get any enjoyment out of it, and maybe understanding why other people do will help me!! Thanks!! (:

Don’t worry about it, I’ll try to answer as best I can! Like anything there’s a number of factors, so bear with me.

The biggest thing is probably that Thomas is a huge sweetheart. He’s caring and genuine and friendly in a way that’s different than some other Youtubers who I also think are lovely. Like, I adore Markiplier. He’s a caring, generous sweetheart too, but something about him feels...rougher? Idk I wouldn’t call Thomas innocent by any stretch but he has kind of an innocent feel to him, I genuinely don’t know how to explain it beyond “he’s sweet”. He’s softer, I guess.

Edutainment is my jam. I hate studying, but I love to learn. Thomas and Joan and the rest actually do research into their scripts for the topics they cover. Pretty much anything Logan says in Sanders Sides is heavily researched and I just love listening to it. I memorize fun auditory scripts better than I do textbooks and articles be they visual or auditory. It’s easier for me to conceptualize, remember, and apply said knowledge if I had fun acquiring it. I learned the breathing technique I use to calm down from his videos.

Our senses of humor overlap. I love puns, as dumb as they may be. And his other jokes just really amuse me and some of them are just really dumb and some are really clever. His shorts especially because they’re somehow simultaneously relatable and ridiculous. Sleep especially gets me because the shorts with him are entirely relatable but there’s something hilarious to me about the embodiment of Sleep being a tea/coffee chugging, needy, sassy, valley-girl talking, bad boy boyfriend and I don’t know why but it’s great.

I adore his friends. I actually have a special place in my heart for Thomas because he had Joan and Talyn on his channel and while I knew conceptually what I was, I didn’t know there was a word for not feeling like a boy or a girl and I learned that from them because of him and it just was a light in the dark at the time. Knowing there’s a word taught me I’m not alone and I could start doing research which has just mostly improved my life. And nearly every other one of his friends has done something that endears me to them, and the few that haven’t are just not around much.

With Sanders Sides specifically I relate to in a lot of ways. Having characters that aren’t exactly a whole person but more an exaggeration of a certain trait has their personality focusing on related traits. Logan’s precise way of speaking, the way things sometimes go over his head, his need to clarify and explain things, how he enjoys analyzing and learning, how he will go out of his way to make sure people know when he isn’t speaking literally, it’s all just very relatable to me because I do all those things. Virgil too. Even ignoring the fact that I am An Adult and still a huge emo dork, I feel constant anxiety and question everything around me, always wondering if I’ve done something wrong, always wanting to but never having the courage to sass back at people being an asshole to me, constantly worrying about pain around every corner, desperately wanting to make others happy, even the hissing when he gets annoyed, I do that too. And if media is decent and there’s a character that I latch onto, I’m likely to stick around.

There’s probably more but this is already so long and I’m tired lol so I think I’ll just stop there. I hope this helps somehow and you can relate to your friend more! Though, if it is any help, I think so long as you don’t hate him/his content, there’s nothing wrong with not enjoying his content. Nothing is everyone’s cup of tea, and maybe this just isn’t your thing, and that’s totally cool and fine! If I can help you in any other way though, feel free to let me know!

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surveys-at-your-service · 5 years

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Survey #224

“i don’t miss you, i miss the misery.”

What’s a hobby you would like to try out? Digital art. What sort of a kiss do you count as the first kiss? A mutual effort to kiss. Like, you both purse your lips. What time is too early for you? 5:00 A.M. is generally when if I wake up, I'll go back to bed. Have you ever won a raffle? If so, what’ve you won? Yes, actually. I very faintly remember winning something up in New York at a bowling alley as a family when I was little. Idr what we won. What’s the most useless thing you have vast knowledge on? Probably Silent Hill lol, if we're talking about truly useless. Video game lore and such knowledge isn't exactly truly useful. Is there anything you feel you’re better at than anybody else? No. What’s the biggest insect you’ve ever seen? Uhhh probably some kind of beetle. How about the biggest spider? A bird-eating tarantula when I was at the reptile convention with Sara. When’s the last time you played Pac-Man? WOW, it's been years. I've only ever played it on my childhood GameBoy. What is your favorite winter Olympic sport? I guess ice skating is pretty, but I don't care about sports. You Internet dies; what do you do for the next little while? Ummm this is when I feel like a caveman lmao. Probably... play Nintendogs on my DS. I hate hate hate how reliant I am on technology. What was the last test you completely failed? Recently on my first math test of this year. I bombed it, but at least I wasn't alone I guess. Oh look, it’s snowing outside! Do you get excited? Hell yes. Is your room covered in posters, or pretty bare? My walls are coooooverrrrrred. What sport do you completely fail at? I went to a volleyball summer camp thing in school years upon years ago and that shit HURT. I don't think I stayed the whole duration of it. Do you ever question life and existence? Not really anymore. Why does it really even matter why we're here, just make the most of it. Admit it, we all love brand named clothes. What’s your favorite? I genuinely don't care about brand names. Would you ever risk having a house party when you’re parents are gone? Hell no. What are you plans for the future? Achieve a stable career, learn to drive and have my own car, buy my own home, move in with the person I love, have lots of pets, and most importantly just be happy and content. Is your cell phone on vibrate? It pretty much always is. Is your dishwasher full? We don't have a dishwasher; we have to wash by hand. What are your thoughts on Avenged Sevenfold? I don't know many of their songs, but they're fine, from what I've heard. Have you ever played tennis? No, I don't have that coordination. Have you ever played fetch with a dog? I think so. Have you ever pet a stingray? No. Who is the last baby you held? Colleen's son forever ago because she needed me to. Would you ever consider being a cannibal? Wow no. Do you have any scars from an animal? Possibly, idk. I have a lot of small scars. How have you been sleeping? Awful. I've pretty damn consistently been having screaming fits (I mean, actually shrieking) at night where I attack my bed from nightmares. I actually recently hurt my hand from it. I want to go to the doctor about it, it's really worrying me. Are you adopted? No. Do you like scrapbooking? I'm not really a crafts person, no. Do you collect anything valuable? No. How many house phones do you have? Zero. We only use cellphones. Do you know anyone with an eating disorder? I don't believe so, thankfully. What was the last thing you killed? I at least tried crushing a flea. Mom used some kind of spray on the dogs outside, but it resulted in them just hopping off them inside too, apparently. Whose number did you last get? I have no idea. Have you ever thought about stepping in front of a car? I mean, I've had like those passive thoughts; you know, like when you're up somewhere high and your brain tells you to jump. But never seriously. Have you ever lied down in the middle of the street? Don't give me The Notebook flashbacks pls sobs. Anyway, ha ha, yes, only because my sister wanted a picture of us huddled together when Misty was here? Everyone loves that picture though so thanks for taking it Jason, lol. Do you listen to explicit music? Some songs, sure. Have you ever used someone for money? I could never live with myself doing that. Do you own colored eyeliner? No, just black. When was the last time that you had a pet that died? Some time last year when we got two sick rats in a row. Have you ever tried peanut butter and bananas together? Yeah, pb&banana sandwiches are pretty good. Do you have any mental disorders? *opens notes* Chronic depression, crippling social anxiety, severe generalized anxiety, bipolarity II, AvPD, PTSD, and OCD W O W ! ! ! ! ! Have you ever had to live with a friend? Yes, when we got evicted in '17. Do you believe everything happens for a reason? Hell no. Why does the little kid have leukemia? So God can scare you into faith to save the child he cursed with the disease? Why did my sick kitten get run over when I was a kid? Why was my sister almost raped as a teen? I could go on forever about this. Life gets a lot more bearable once you just accept the shit isn't fair and has no rhyme or reason. You just have to live with it. Do you believe in sex before marriage? I believe in sex once you feel truly in love with someone. Just be safe with it. Do you know anyone who married their high school sweetheart? Two, off the top of my head. Have you ever known anyone who died at war? I don''t think so. Who was the last person to hug you? My niece of nephew, I'm sure. Who is your favorite female celebrity? ... Wowie, why are like, all the ones I'm seriously invested in males. I suppose maybe Eugenia Cooney? Her recovery and development is like so fucking beautiful and I am 99.99% there isn't a sweeter person in existence. Were you nervous on your first day of high school? A little bit, of course. Three words to describe your best friend: Loyal, honest, and supportive as all fuck. Are you literally afraid of anyone? Yes. Who did you last take a picture with? My dad, I think? Literally forever ago? Who was the last person to comfort you? Sara. Who was the last person to unsurprisingly disappoint you? Mom. If she says "yeah we'll do (whatever)," don't hold her to it, ever. If you answer a question wrong in class, does it embarrass you? YEAH. What’s your favorite Lady Gaga song? "Bad Romance" is the shit. I also really like the "Love Game" remix with Marilyn Manson in it. Would you date someone who smokes? No sir. Would you date someone who was addicted to drugs? Why or why not? That's an even bigger "no sir." Would you date the same sex? Why or why not? Well yeah, 'cuz I'm bisexual. What’s your biggest turn off? Physically, bad hygiene. Personality-wise, being full of yourself and overly-confident is such a turn-off. What’s your biggest turn on, physically? Do. Not. Touch. My. Boobs. Where would you go on a first date? Me personally, I think a safe bet is the movies. The first date is always so nerve-wracking, so a movie takes away some of the pressure to talk as much as you can. HOWEVER, I think it's very important to have bonding/getting to know each other time, so I think having a meal together is a nice addition. Most hurtful relationship? The ending of mine and Jason's. Ever regretted breaking up with someone? No. Have you ever dated someone more than once? No. Do you miss any of your exes? I mean, I miss Jason as a friend, though I know it's probably for the better we no longer associate with one another. What’s your biggest turn on, NOT physically? Romance. Act respectful, like you truly love and want me as a partner. Obviously see me as your equal. What is the sweetest thing someone you dated did for you? Probably Sara actually listening and not getting jealous or annoyed by me talking about my occasional bad PTSD days. Last time you got flowers? A random day Tyler came over when we were dating in early '17. Are you ready to get into a serious relationship right now? I'm in one now. Do you like cuddling? If I romantically like you, I am a total cuddlebug. Do you regret dating anyone? Why or why not? Idk. I wanna say Tyler, but I mean, it tested my ability to say "fuck no I'm not dealing with (whatever trait)." Most important lesson you have learned from dating? DO!!! NOT!!!!! EVER!!!!!! RELY!!!!! ON A PERSON!!!!!! TO BE!!!!!!!! YOUR SOLE SOURCE!!!!!!!!!!! OF HAPPINESS!!!!!!!!!!! What does it take to get you on a date? I mean, ask? Be clear that you're interested in me? Are you happier single or in a relationship? In a relationship. I just feel like there's some sort of validation I'm an interesting and/or fun person. Favorite ex? This is a... weird question. I mean, Girt is the only one I remain in contact with and adore as a friend, but I was VERY easily most in love with Jason. How important are looks? I really can't say I care much. I mean yes, it's harder to be sexually attracted to someone you don't find visually pleasing, but I've dated people I wasn't physically attracted to before, and looks didn't hold me back from dating them or being romantically attracted to them. How do you know when you are in love? Oh, you know. I can't really explain it, you just like... know. If someone cheated on you, would you take them back if you really loved them? NO SIR-EE. Have you ever been ashamed of anyone you were dating? No. Favorite memories with an ex? I don't want to ponder this for my PTSD's sake. I have a novel of "favorite" memories with him. Would you name a child of yours after you? Ugh, no. I honestly hate that. Like... it seems so egotistical, and why would you WANT to?? Like... that's your name. I just don't get it, at all. Obsessions? Markiplier is ACTUALLY the Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit, & I love lots of other YouTubers (no others really to the point of obsession tho, I'd say.... well, maybe Game Grumps), m e e r k a t s, the Silent Hill series, uhhhhh maybe that's it as far as real obsession goes. Perhaps Shadow of the Colossus with how many times I've played and beaten the thing. Addictions? I'm perfectly aware and regretful of just how reliant I am on technology. I turn into a caveman without it. I'm proooobably addicted to soda, fuckin' rip. Do you speak another language? Not anymore. I want to take German again, though, to refresh my memory and further improve, but I only really plan to if I have serious plans to visit Germany. Do you have a webpage? I have a Wix for my photography that I spent eons on jc. Do you live in the moment? Honestly, I don't feel so, most of the time at least. I'm always worrying and thinking about the future. Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? I'm, for the most part, extremely tolerant, though I can't decide if it's a good or bad thing that I'm becoming less so with time. Like ex., now, I seriously don't think I could be your friend if you don't support gay rights. There's just some shit I see as so ridiculous that I don't want to associate with you and give you my tolerance of your bullshit, hateful opinion. Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? I'm 23 years old. What are your #1 priorities in life? My happiness, my health, Sara, my pets. Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? Yeah. Certain types or urges in different situations, my religious anger and spite, my absolutely malice for my sister's horrid dog that for whatever fucking reason lives with us and not her... that kinda stuff. I think mostly just things relating to anger. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Hey anxiety, could you like?????????????? fuck off???????????????? Do you think you are emotionally strong? I will fucking NOT associate with your ass if you think I'm not after all the shit I've been through. Period. Not up for debate. What is your first name? *intro to B. Spears' "Gimme More" plays in the distance* Who was the first person you spoke to in person today? My mother. What was your first pet? The family cat Chance. If you mean like, actually mine, either Squeak the guinea pig or Shadow the Chinese water dragon. What was your first job? A GameStop sales clerk. How long was your first relationship? In my puppy-dog love middle school experience, maybe like, a couple of months? My first real one was three and half years. Who was the first person to break your heart? If you mean in any form, not just romantically, my dad when he abandoned us. Romantically, Jason. First person to give you flowers or candy on Valentine’s day? Other than my loved ones, Aaron, my 7th grade bf. First band you obsessed about? Truly obsessed with, Ozzy Osbourne. I loved Green Day as a kid, but it wasn't an obsession. First place you lived? Along the coastal plain/Piedmont border in North Carolina. First alcoholic beverage? Mike's Hard Lemonade. gud shit. First place someone took you on a date? I think Aaron and I went on a group date to the rollerskating rink first? That was a great day. Can you do a backflip? I'd break my neck, homie. Are you listening to anything right now? I'm binging Mother Mother. "Letter" is on right now. What do you do when you can’t fall asleep? Do exactly what you shouldn't do and get on the laptop, lmao. What’s the biggest lie you’ve told someone? There's something I told Jason in my first letter to him after the breakup that I honestly... don't know if it was a lie or not. I was so goddamn hurt that I'd say almost anything. I don't want to talk about it, though. Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same sex? She's my girlfriend of two years, I'd hope she woulda by now, lmao. Have you ever been engaged and broke it off? Nope. Have you ever found pictures on your camera you don’t remember taking? I don't think so. Has anyone ever drawn a picture of you? I don't believe so. WAIT. Tyler drew a picture of me and him, I think? At least she had my common outfit. Have you ever dated a redhead? No. Where is your favorite place to go when you want to be alone? I'm always in my room alone, so like- Do you have any nieces or nephews? Boy, a lot. Do any of your friends have children? Yes. Is there anything you’re craving right now? I've honestly been a horny POS for forever now. What caused the last argument you had? My sister's mother-in-law being a homophobic piece of garbage. What was the last movie you watched? Good question. It's been a long time. Where were you the last time you kissed someone? The airport. Where was your last paycheck from? The day I worked at the dollar store for two hours and got $9 lmao. What was the last school you received a degree from? My high school. What did the last key you used go to? My house. Don’t tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive? She's gorgeous. Have you ever thought about getting your tongue pierced? I have snake eyes now, which I got done twice, because the first time, it was pierced too far back, so the swelling of my tongue literally started to swallow/heal over the bar. :') But it was worth it; it was by far the most painful piercing (the second time actually made me nauseous), but it's my favorite. What’s the background on your phone? My lock screen is fanart of Darkiplier & the simple picture impregnated me; my home screen is Sara and me. Are you a parent? To pets. :') How are things between you and the person you are with? Great. Who was the last person you had a conversation with on the phone? Idk, my mom, probably. If you have a birthmark, where and what color? Yeah, exterior of my right arm. It's a slightly darker brown that the rest of my skin. When was the last time you felt nauseous? A while back. List three things that make you feel nauseous. THE SOUND OF VOMITING, even preparing to attempt to pick up pet shit, and uhhhh, how am I blanking. I guess certain smells? Idk. Do your parents support your dreams? Yes. List three of your favorite types of YouTube videos to watch. Comedy ones between friends, let's plays, and Mark's character ones are a unique and Supreme brand of video. What is your favorite park? Idk, I haven't been to many. Do you get fireflies where you live? Yep. What is the name of your YouTube channel, if you have one? 0zzkat (it's a zero). Do you wear the same shirt and shorts multiple times before washing? Only pj pants. If I actually go out in clothes, no, I change. What is your favorite store at the mall? Hot Topiiiiiic. Has a medication ever given you nightmares? Yes. I can't remember which it was, though. And I suppose one I'm on now might be causing them? Would you rather be surrounded by maple trees, fir trees, or palm trees? MAPLE!!!!!!!!!! How many different states have you lived in? Only one. What’s your favorite thing to do on a hot day? Swiiiiiim. Do you know anyone who’s allergic to bees? I don't think so. What does your favorite bikini look like? Sweetheart, nobody wants to see me in a bikini. What is your favorite thing to do at the beach? Swim. Do you think you are attractive? Nope. Who have you hugged in the past month? Mom, probably, and I actually think that's it. Are you good at recovering from injuries? Uh, I mean, I guess? Do you have more piercings or tattoos? They're tied at six, actually. Last bad news you heard? Some guy recently tried to break into Nicole's friend's house while she was home alone, but she scared him off with a shotgun through the window. I'm still not fucking over it. Last good news you heard? I got a 94 on the final test for the book we read in Writing. What was the last thing you posted on a Instagram? I only ever post photography on both of mine, so some picture. Do you prefer to live alone or live in a family? I wouldn't know; I never lived alone. What states have you visited, that you remember? New York, Florida, Virginia, South Carolina, and I recall Ohio VERY faintly. Oh yeah, and Tennessee, but that's a vague memory as well. OH, HOW DID I FORGET ILLINOIS?????????? What countries have you visited? I've never left North America. What are five careers you’ve considered? In chronological order, some that I've considered are paleontologist, vet, movie designer, game designer, and photographer. What do you wish your hair looked like? I really wanna dye it silver rn. Do you still feel anything for the first person you fell in love with? I still care for him, yeah. I guess I'm in a way still protective of him, too, as I saw very clearly when a tornado landed in his general area this summer, and I felt like a total mama bear that desperately wanted to know if he was okay. I know in my gut I'd probably knock a bitch out if he was seriously hurt. I know, the absolute apex of irony. Who was the last person you called? Mom. Do you take pictures on your phone? Very rarely. My camera SUCKS. How old were you the first time you encountered God? Oh, brother. Have you ever hallucinated? In middle school when I was coming off of a medication, I saw moving shadows. Do you struggle to get by? I'm not the one who cares for myself financially; I still live "under" my mother, but oh yeah, we struggle alright. Who is the best looking male celebrity, in your opinion? ggggggggggggggggggIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLL looking at him forces me into ovulation lmao y'all done know who it is. Do you use Snapchat? No. Do you know anyone who’s colorblind? Jason's brother was colorblind to I believe red and green. I know it was two colors. What is your favorite time of day to run? Run???????????????? If I run, bitch you best be running too. What’s a show you remember the very first episode of? Meerkat Manor and That '70s Show are quite clear. I'm sure there are others, I just don't care to think too long about this. Do you hate sleeping in? If I need it, not really, but generally, I don't want to sleep past ~10:30. How late do you consider too late to sleep in? 12:00. What is something of yours that is falling apart? Ha ha ha, the very first thing that came to mind was our poor shed door. Hurricanes have legit torn most of the white paint off of it to where it hangs in strips. It looks so bad; I've told my mom so many times to just tear them off, but she thinks it would look worse that way. When was the last time you saw your crush? February. Sobs loudly. When was your due date, and when were you born? I was due January 20-something, but was born on February 5th, but only because my mom was induced. Do you want to have kids? NO. What website do you usually check first when you get online? KM, just to ensure it's not on fire.

#survey #questions #quiz #random #bored

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yandereskies · 6 years

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Let's say that the top 8 iplier egos (the ones at the meeting table for markiplier tv) all shared the reader as a "pet", (they're all yanderish for said pet). What would the reader's daily life be like?

Im assuming you mean every ego in markiplier TV? Well im going to say this now that i wont be doing Ed Edgar much. I dont know what it is about him because not only do i not like the character but i also dont see him as a real ego- though he has showed up i dont think he has much of a personality to work with... but if you guys wanna try and convince me otherwise im all for it-

Let me be the first to say that Wilford and Dark are the only two who openly call you pet instead of your name. Everyone else is too embarrassed to really call you pet or dosnt care enough to call you it constantly ( *cough cough* google *cough*)

Dark and Wilford almost have no shame when it comes to this sort of thing, Dark even having you sit on the floor next to his chair as he pets your head like a dog. Heck, Wilford will have you lay on his lap as he pets your back, cooing to you anytime he can over how adorable his lil pet is! Though there are some times where Bim will just pet you out of pure curiosity, smiling when he sees you nuzzle into his hand. Now anytime you need affectionate comfort and Dark and Wilford are too busy with... ego things- you would usually let Bim pet you or simply talk with him. His bubbly attitude makes him a great listener in times like these when you were only treated like an animal.

the only two egos who try and teach you with at least a bit of respect is Dr. Iplier and Host. Heck, both of them even pulled up an extra chair and constantly encourage you to take a seat next to them. Sure enough they usually get a nasty glare from Dark or a whiny Wilford but they are willing to take the heat as long as you are able to feel a bit more like the actual human you are. Both of them call you by your actual name, ask your opinions on issues, defend you if one of the other egos feels like a punishment is in order, offer proper signs of affection after making sure you are comfortable. These two actually treat you like a human and feel its wrong to treat you otherwise. Their both complete sweethearts!

Google is literally the only one who dosnt care at all about you being a "pet" or "love interest" he just really likes your company. He is an AI who understands love but dosnt often feel it himself... or know he is feeling it. So in result he never sees the reason to treat you like a pet. You arent an animal! Why should he treat you like one? Of course he still makes sure you dont step out of line as Dark managed to reprogram him to do but he wont order you to do anything. Dark kind of makes Google punish you if you step too far out of line though so watch out. No matter how close you are to him if he needs to complete a task he will do it, no matter how much you kick and scream for him not to.

oh! And each night you will switch sharing rooms with each of them. One night you will be sleeping alongside Dark's cold and unforgiving form and the next you will be sleeping next to Wilford's slighly squishy one (yes, i do slightly headcanon Wilf having a bit of chub. Fite me.)

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lowat-golden-tower · 7 years

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Married... With Egos

So... here it is. The mess I poured all my blood, sweat and tears into as a celebration of @markiplier‘s 18 million subscriber milestone.

It's a doozy. I spent literal hours agonizing over this, between the writing, editing, tweaking and locating all the appropriate sound effects.... But you know what? I'm proud of the finished product. It's silly, cheesy and crazy and gosh darn it, I hope you guys like it. I hope Mark would like it. I took a lot of inspiration from him. >w>'

Mark, thank you so much for everything you do. Thank you for being such a good person, a generous person, a kind person. Thank you for donating to charity and caring for us, your community. Thank you for putting up with us all these years. Thank you for being you. I've never been more happy to see you, well, so happy! Please continue to enjoy yourself, your life and your success. Thank you.

Oh, also @alcordraws with the usual inspiration on the kiddos, eyyyy. <3

PLEASE NOTE ALL THE EGOS ARE CHILDREN/TEENS IN THIS AND PAPAPLIER IS AN EGO ALSO, NOT MARK. THIS IS MEANT TO BE A PARODY SITCOM LIKE MARKIPLIER TV's.

AO3 Mirror

This, is Papaplier.

Mark rested his hands on his hips, puffing his chest out as he observed the brand new day. It was another beautiful morning in California's happy suburbia. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and all the little rascals had the day off from school. That meant some more chaos was in store, but it was nothing Papaplier couldn't handle.

Papaplier was a normal suburban father living a normal suburban life with his sweetheart, Amy.

Bending down to grab up the morning newspaper, Papaplier turned on his heel and went back into the house. He whistled as he went, steps bouncy and light with his good mood. In the kitchen, he found Amy near the coffeemaker and gave her a loving smooch-

Please keep in mind this is G-rated programming.

-on the cheek, of course! Who knew if any of the kids could be watching? Amy giggled as Papaplier's bushy pink mustache tickled at her skin and gave him a teasing little shove.

Oh, Papaplier. You fox!

"Good morning, sunshine!" Papaplier quipped, letting his arm rest snug around Amy's waist.

She beamed at him and returned both hands to the steaming mug of coffee she was holding. "Morning. You seem to be in an exceptionally good mood today. Get up on the right side of the bed?"

"Always, when I wake up next to you."

Awwwwwwww.

"Grooooss! Amy and pops are being disgusting again!" Cried a smaller voice from the kitchen doorway.

Together, Papaplier and Amy cared for a colorful cadre of characters.

Amy pursed her lips and moved a fist to her hip. "Bing. That's a terrible thing to say. Don't be a bad influence on your brother Bop!"

A young boy, about the age of eight with the same dark hair as his Papaplier but brilliant golden eyes, peeked around the doorway with a petulant scowl. He stuck out his tongue at the pair, and another head peered out a few seconds later; hesitant. The second boy was the same age as the first, but he wore a backwards baseball cap and shared Papaplier's warm brown eyes.

"Now, Amy. They're just kids. They can't help it if they don't understand the wonders of love!" Papaplier swung Amy around, causing her to giggle again as he leaned in to rub their noses together. He cooed nonsensical affections to her.

"EWWWW! Nasty! C'mon Bop, let's go before we get secondhand ADULT COOTIES!" The golden-eyed boy, Bing, cried before ducking back down the hallway. His brother was quick to follow suit, emphasizing their footsteps with small explosion sounds.

Laugh track.

Amy laughed and pushed herself free of Papaplier's grasp, shaking her head. "You're just too much sometimes. Why don't you go track down the others? I can get breakfast going. I'm thinking... egg white omelettes. Sound good?"

"Sounds the bee's knees to me, sugarpie!" Papaplier gave Amy one more kiss on the cheek before setting his newspaper on the table and heading out. The house was rather big, but he had a vague idea as to where he'd locate all the boys. Children could be such creatures of habit.

Nevermind the fact "bee's knees" is an outdated term. No wires were crossed in the making of this program.

He found one of his two oldest in his room, as usual. The lights were off and the curtains were drawn tightly over the window. Just opening the door a crack practically illuminated the space and Papaplier recognized a familiar hiss. The only source of illumination otherwise were various lit candles scattered about the room. He squinted, pushing the door open a bit more. "Dark! How many times must I tell you? Playing around in the dark is going to ruin your eyesight!"

"Shut the door. You're what's ruining my eyesight." Dark, clearly in his mid-teens, grumbled at Papaplier from his spot on the floor. He had a rather pale, greyed complexion and eyes blacker than his hair; rimmed with more black as if to emphasize the color. On the floor before him was a pentagram drawn in bright red and ringed by more candles.

This program does not support or condone any form of the occult or occult practices.

Papaplier squawked. "Young man! That better be washable marker you used! Amy will throw such a fit if you ruined her good carpet...."

Ooooooh.

Dark hissed and scoffed, sneering at Papaplier while he slunk further back into the shadows. "I know, pa. It's fine. Just please shut my door and leave me alone." He crossed his arms over his chest, obviously deciding to sulk in wake of the interruption and scolding.

Papaplier squinted for a moment, but then shrugged and turned a smile onto his son. "Of course, of course. I'll let you play a little longer. But Amy is making breakfast, so you better get your butt down there like the rest of us!" He took Dark's grumblings as an affirmative and closed the door.

Kids these days. With their chalk and upside-down stars and candles and weird, dilapidated tomes. Dark needed to get more sun. Maybe he'd look into a summer camp...

He found Host in his room, quietly reading one of his braille books near the window. He was huddled up in his favorite coat and sunglasses, the light glinting off the streak of gold in his slicked back hair. His lips moved with the words and Papaplier felt his heart ache a little. Poor boy, losing his sight at such a young age. The Ipliers were a strong breed, though, and Host was taking the disability in stride. Papaplier was proud of his tenacity.

"Host." Unlike with his other son, Papaplier gave a soft knock on the door. It wasn't really necessary, since Host always seemed to be quite aware of his surroundings, but he felt it polite all the same. He didn't want to scare his boy. He waited until Host's face was turned in his direction before continuing. "Amy's making breakfast. Omelettes. Why don't you come downstairs? You can bring your book if you want."

Awwww.

Host stared at Papaplier for a few moments, before ducking his head in a gentle nod. Silently, he closed his book, then grabbed up his cane and got to his feet. He started murmuring to himself again as he headed out past Papaplier, and the older man sighed softly under his breath.

Well, that was two down. Better pick up the pace if he wanted the whole gang in the kitchen before breakfast got cold. Luckily, he knew just where to find four of them.

Blue, Oliver, Orville and Oxnard, or The Googs as they were affectionately called, were in their room as well. Papaplier attempted to open the door, forgetting about the state of the art security the boys had placed on it for "privacy." Oh, those crazy kids with their titanium and key pads and optical sensors. Papaplier chuckled and rapped on the door.

An intercom beside it crackled to life, and the more matured voice of Blue poured through the little speaker. "Papa, we are in the middle of a very intense project. Please stop by later if you wish to discuss something with us."

"Ohoho, now Blue! I know you kids just love doing your homework and extracurriculars, but there's more to life than studying and science projects!"

"It's not... papa, we're building a quantum vacuum thruster. It's extremely delicate work, and I must insist you let us concentrate. Otherwise, we're liable to blow up not only the house, but the entire neighborhood as well-"

"Oh, you kids! How smart my boys are. I understand, you're very passionate about your little project. Just come down to breakfast and then you can work on it some more later."

This program does not condone the construction of any weapons of mass destruction, nor does it own the blueprints for a working quantum vacuum thruster. Please do not ask us for them.

There was a few seconds of silence; probably The Googs weighing the pros and cons of the matter. Then Blue's voice came over the intercom again. "Affirmative. We'll be down shortly."

Papaplier gave a little nod and, certain he'd be getting no more out of the boys, went off to track down Bing and Bop. They likely hadn't gone far.

He found them messing around with a bottle rocket out back and frowned. Fireworks weren't exactly banned in the house, but they both knew that using any required parental supervision. "Boys!"

This program does not condone the reckless endangerment of children or unsupervised usage of explosives. No children were harmed in the making of this program.

Bing and Bop both jumped, but Bing had already lit the fuse. He gave a sharp cry and ran off, Bop peeling away in the opposite direction screaming absolute gibberish. Papaplier quickly covered his ears, wincing when the rocket shot up into the air with a whistle. It cracked loudly with the force of the explosion and bits of the rocket rained down onto the grass below.

With the immediate threat gone, Bing was right back to whooping and cheering with glee. Bop, while a little more shaken, was quick to imitate the sound of the bottle rocket going off. The two boys leaped around each other, flailing their arms until a shadow came to loom over them.

Papaplier frowned harshly down at the pair, hands firmly on his hips. "Boys."

Ooooooh.

It was their turn to wince, ceasing their celebrations immediately. They cringed away from Papaplier and Bop went back to mumbling gibberish due to his nerves. Bing went for a sheepish grin, rubbing the back of his neck. "Oh! Uh. Hey, pops. Hahaha... what... wassup?"

"Plergh maja bliff...."

Laugh track.

"No, you can't do something else! We're in this together now brah, you and me!" Bing hissed under his breath.

Papaplier quirked a brow, but his stern expression remained. He changed to crossing his arms over his chest and leaned back to indulge the misbehaving boys with some space. "Bing. Bop. What have Amy and I said about the bottle rockets?"

"Uhh..." Bing scratched anxiously at the back of his head, looking everywhere but Papaplier. "Not... not to use'em...?" He twiddled his fingers together, unable to stop fidgeting. Bop, likewise, continued to mutter nonsense.

"Mychuno."

Laugh track.

"Shut up."

Papaplier's frown deepend. "Bing, don't talk to your brother like that. Bop, don't sass your brother. You're both in deep trouble here, after all." He huffed. "You're lucky no one got hurt!"

"Aw, we knew what we were doin', pops...." Bing grumbled, shoving his hands into the pockets of his jeans and kicking at the grass.

"Neeshga."

Laugh track.

"Bop."

"You're both grounded."

Oooooooh.

Bing and Bop's heads snapped up at that, their eyes wide. Bop immediately began rambling in more gibberish while Bing attempted to protest. "Aww, pops!"

"Neeshga, neeshga!"

Laugh track.

"Ah, ah. Do the crime, you do the time. Go sit at the table and have your breakfasts, then it's straight to your room. And no videogames."

"Ah, maaaan! Lame! Not cool, brah." Bing whined, throwing a bit of a fit as he stalked off back to the house with Bop in tow. "This is all your fault, man."

"Oh moratic!"

Laugh track.

Papaplier watched them go with a sigh. He'd have to clean this up later. He still had half the brood to find, and the next one on his list could prove quite elusive-

A rustle in a nearby tree immediately eased his trepidation. Luck was apparently on his side today. Leaving the bits of rocket for now, Papaplier strode over to the tree. He peered up into its boughs, but couldn't find the source of all the rustling and fallen leaves. King was in his element. "King! King, I know that's you up there. We talked about this."

There was more shifting and the creak of branches, then a face almost identical to his own came into view. There were leaves in his dark hair and a red bandanna around his neck, smeared with peanut butter stains. King blinked owlishly down at Papaplier. "Talked about what?"

Papaplier sighed. "You and climbing these trees."

"But, I love climbing trees."

"Yes, I know, that's not the problem. You just always get stuck up there, and then I need to go ask our neighbors for their ladder to get you back down..."

King pouted and puffed up his chest. "Do not."

Papaplier's expression turned skeptical. "Can you get down, then? Breakfast will be ready soon."

"Oh. Uh." King looked about the branches, his grip on one tightening with sudden anxiety. Papaplier was content to give his second eldest a few minutes, but all King really did was shift around and half-heartedly reach for a lower branch on occasion. "Uh..."

Laugh track.

Papaplier took pity on the boy and finally spoke up. "I'll go get the ladder. Just stay put. Don't fall while I'm gone. Amy would kill me." Without further ado, Papaplier made his way around the fence to the driveway belonging to the neighbors. A couple of fine young men who lived together as roommates. He could spy one of them now, washing their shared car. Tall, stocky and built, the man was quite the specimen with his soft brown eyes and neatly cut brown hair. Papaplier gave a wave to get his attention. "Good morning, Mr. Schied!"

WOOOO!

Mr. Schied pulled back from his scrubbing to return Papaplier's wave, though his expression didn't change much. He was known in the neighborhood for having quite the stoney face. "Papaplier. Good morning. How are you today?"

"Why I'm swell thanks. You?"

"Fine enough. Just giving the car a scrub since it's such a nice day outside. Let me guess, you-"

"Need the ladder again." Both men said in unison. Papaplier chuckled, while Mr. Schied simply gave a bit of a smile to show his own amusement.

Laugh track.

"I'm afraid you know me too well. King's got himself up a tree again."

Mr. Schied shook his head. "Ethan's just in the garage. He can get it for you. Hey! Ethan!" He shouted towards the little side door which had been left open, and soon the head of a younger man popped through the opening.

WOOOO!

"Saaaah Tyler? Oh! Papaplier! I didn't know you'd stopped by." The young man was paler and more lean than the other two, with a shock of blue cutting through his dark hair. His eyes almost matched and sparkled with a cheerful enthusiasm that never ceased to be contagious.

"Good morning, Mr. Nestor. Just came to ask for your ladder again. I don't suppose you could give me a hand with it?" Papaplier stepped over to the door with a friendly smile.

Ethan laughed. "King again, huh? He'll learn some day. C'mon, I'll help you set it up."

Together, they got the ladder to the tree. King hadn't budged from his spot and Papaplier was relieved. At least one of them could... semi-listen. When it counted most. "Just hold her steady for me, will you?" Ethan gave a nod, and with that Papaplier climbed up. "Alright you, let's go. Grab on." This stunt grew tricker with each passing year as King stretched out into a full grown man, but Papaplier was still confident in his abilities. With the teen clinging to his back, he made his way to the ground.

King dropped off the moment it was safe and brushed some leaves off his clothes, smiling at Papaplier and Ethan. "Thank you. I didn't mean to get stuck again, it just sort've... happened."

"It's alright. Just, please. Until you learn how to get down by yourself, don't climb up so high. Now go sit at the table. I still have a few more of your brothers to find." Papaplier watched King run off, then turned back to Ethan with a smile of his own. "Thanks again for the help. Don't know what I'd do without you two."

"Ah, it's no problem." Ethan chuckled, dismissing Papaplier's gratitude with a wave of his hand. "Always happy to help. Just help me get this ladder back in the garage, would you?"

"Of course."

Once that was settled, Papaplier set his sights on the few boys he had left. Luck struck again, as he found two more of them right in the front yard. He shook his head at the rickety old lemonade stand he'd constructed for the older boys so long ago. Of course, if anyone was going to find it and drag it out to use, it would be Ed.

Granted, Papaplier was a little surprised to find "lemonade" crossed out with red marker and replaced with the word "babies" in much smaller print underneath. His eyebrows shot up into his hairline and he quickly approached the stand, noting how Ed seemed to wilt when he spotted him coming. The eleven year old, sporting lighter hair than most of his brothers, elbowed the other boy standing beside him. Another Papaplier look-a-like, but wearing a cape and gloves.

This program does not condone or support the sale or purchase of babies, or human beings in general.

Honestly, it was almost summer. Papaplier worried about that boy sometimes.

"Jus' act natural!" Ed hissed to his brother, clearly trying to look cool in his sunglasses and cowboy hat. Where he got the Southern accent from was still a mystery to Papaplier.

"I was acting natural, until you elbowed me!" The other boy, Silver, whined and rubbed at his side.

Laugh track.

"And just what are you boys up to?" Papaplier came to a stop before the little stand, hands on his hips. It was his "I'm fathering" pose. One hundred percent effective and foolproof.

"Uh! Nothin'! Jus' sellin' some lemonade." Ed was quick to conjure up an excuse, though his sweating and stuttering hardly invoked confidence in his claim.

"Really? This early? Where's the lemonade, then?" Papaplier would play dumb for now. It was more fun that way.

"It's, ah, it's... Silver!! I told ya ta get tha gosh dern lemonade!" Ed, of course, was all too happy to drag someone else into his guilty spotlight.

Silver, of course, was quick to stammer and sputter and go on the defense. "No you didn't! You said, if I helped you sell some babies, you'd help me get a better costume with the money. You never said anything about lemons!"

Laugh track.

"Silver! Tarnation, you great idjit, yuh jus' don't know how ta be subtle, do ya?!"

"Because writing "babies" on the sign is subtle?" Papaplier cuts in with the barest hint of a smirk.

Oooooh.

Ed's immediate flush tells all, and he hunkers down to sulk much like Bing had earlier. "Well... gotta let tha people know what we're sellin' somehow...." he mumbled.

"And just how did you plan to sell babies?" Papaplier pushed, flummoxed and admittedly curious.

Silver toyed with his gloved hands. "Well, uh, well... we hadn't gotten any yet! But we were figuring it out, and- and- it can't be that hard. They're babies!"

"Tha's right! They practically sell themselves!" Ed concurred, getting some of his steam back.

Laugh track.

"Mhm. Right. I think, you two need to head on inside for breakfast, and we'll talk some more about this later. You know Wilford isn't going to be happy when he sees what you've done to his sign." Papaplier still had no clue as to how the boys thought they were not only going to get their hands on babies, but proceed to sell them. However, that didn't matter. Amy was bound to be finishing up breakfast by now, and he still had a couple of boys to round up. He looked at his watch with a frown.

Ushering the pair inside, Papaplier didn't need to go far to find more of his boys. "Yandere! Artie! What have I said about drawing on the walls?!" Ed and Silver were quick to dash away to the kitchen, not wanting to bear anymore of Papaplier's scolding. Beside the wall sat two boys of clearly different ages. The older, with a violent streak of red in his hair and eyes to match, wore a schoolgirl uniform. His companion was dressed in a cute striped shirt with a red scarf and beret, his long black bangs hanging down into his face.

This program does not condone drawing on the walls.

Yandere, the older of the two, looked over at Papaplier when he approached, but Artie was in his own little world. They had crayons scattered about the floor and were quite happily scribbling all sorts of things onto Papaplier's good, white walls. There was some unidentifiable figure on Yandere's side, smattered with hearts and little pink flowers and sparkles. On Artie's side was a variety, but every little drawing had the mark of a red stick figure. It looked a lot like Artie's doll, which of course wasn't far away.

"Otou-san! I've been drawing my senpai, isn't he just suuuuuper sugoi desu ne?" Yandere blissfully gushed over his drawings and Papaplier winced.

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He didn't remember ever teaching Yandere Japanese...

"It's... lovely, Yandere, but I told you not to draw on the walls anymore. We got both of you plenty of paper to use."

"Mm... hai, we know. We just like the walls better!" Yandere started to draw another heart and Papaplier was quick to drop a hand onto his shoulder.

Laugh track.

"Well, look, breakfast is ready. Go eat, and then we'll sort all this out, alright? Take Artie with you, now. You won't do your... senpai... any good if you're starving."

Yandere didn't react right away, and for a moment Papaplier was worried. But then his little angel turned another beaming smile up at him. "Okay! Biju-chan, come on! I learned a new word to say at the table now! I want to see if you can say it too." He grabbed at Artie's hand, dragging the smaller boy up onto his feet.

Artie remained silent, only pausing to grab up his doll and shoot Papaplier a quick stare before stumbling after Yandere to the kitchen. Papaplier scratched at his head, glanced to the colorful mess on his wall, and sighed. "Kids..."

He scarcely had a moment to wonder where to go next before a familiar voice was shouting from the bathroom. "Is he gonna die?!"

Laugh track.

"Oh boy." Papaplier braced himself and headed for the source of the commotion.

"No, he's not gonna die. Doc would've seen it! I might've seent it."

"You wouldn't see if Bim died! It's not a crazy accident or anything."

"Yeah, well, what do you know? All you see is the weather!"

"Hey! See if I warn you about rain next time! I hope you get soaked."

"Newsflash! I wouldn't get soaked, 'cause you'd be with me, and obviously you'd grab an umbrella."

"Yeah? Well... well... you're a poopy head!"

Laugh track.

"Hey, hey, hey. Language, boys. What seems to be going on in here?" Papaplier stood in the doorway of the bathroom, raising his eyebrows at the sight laid out before him. All of the boys in the room shared Papaplier's dark hair and big, brown eyes. The oldest, dressed in the white lab coat he'd gotten as part of a Halloween costume years ago, was crouched beside his junior who was sitting on the toilet seat. All three boys were dressed rather smartly, but the two hovering near the toilet were clearly the youngest.

One of them whirled around to face Papaplier, pointing wildly at the one on the toilet. "Bim hurt himself on his cactus! There was so much blood everywhere!"

"No there wasn't, don't be dramatic." The other boy, who almost looked to be the first's twin, crossed arms over his chest and rolled eyes behind his glasses. "That's my job."

"Well you can't always be the dramatic one!"

"Says who?"

"Says me-"

"Boys, boys. Enough. Bim. Is that true?" Papaplier shifted his attention to the older boy sitting on the toilet, his brows furrowed with concern.

Bim fidgeted a bit, though he couldn't move his hands much since the oldest boy was still applying bandaids. "I... yeah. I almost dropped Matthias, and I got scared, s-so I tried to grab him and I managed to catch him but not by the pot he was in...." The words all came out in a rush. It was obvious Bim thought he was in trouble.

Awwww.

Papaplier merely smiled. "Well, accidents happen. Buck up, Bimmy-boy! At least you saved your cactus. Doc, have you been patching Bim up?"

The oldest boy, kneeling on the floor, looked up at Papaplier and nodded. "I'm only allowed to use bandaids though." He sounded remorseful and despondent, but at least someone followed the rules. Papaplier would need to reward him later.

He clapped his hands together. "Well! I'm relieved you're alright, Bim. Thank you, Doc. And you Jim, Jim, for keeping Bim company. Now why don't you all run along to breakfast?"

"Breakfast!" The Jims shouted in eager unison, not needing to be told twice. Carefully, they grabbed at Bim's arms, tugging him out of the bathroom. Doc cleaned up his mess before following them out.

Silently, Papaplier counted on his fingers. He frowned. "...am I forgetting someone...?" He made his way to the kitchen, where all the boys he'd come across had indeed gathered. He was surprised to see a familiar face sitting near Amy. "Kathryn! I didn't know you were coming over."

WOOOO!

The woman with long, dark hair and glasses smiled politely at Papaplier. "Well, I knew the kids had school off today, so I thought I'd offer some help. I know they can be a handful."

Indeed, there was quite a ruckus going on at the table. Papaplier attempted to get a headcount as he edged to his seat at the head of it. "Dark, Host, Blue, Oliver, Orville, Oxnard, Bing, Bop, Jim, Jim, Bim, Silver, Ed, Doc, King, Artie, Yandere... who am I missing...?" He rubbed at his pink mustache as he sat down, brow furrowed with contemplation while he observed his rowdy family.

Dark was sharing quiet conversation with Host. The Googs- clad in red, yellow, blue and green with eyes to match- seemed engrossed in some kind of discussion themselves, though Orville was taking far too much pleasure in decimating his omelette. Bop was attempting to teach Bing how to beat-box. The Jims were crowded exceptionally close to Bim, asking about his hands. Ed and Silver were practically wrestling in their chairs. Yandere was babbling on and on about that senpai character to Artie, who remained silent as ever and merely drew another red stick figure on his plate with ketchup. Doc was giving King a weird look- probably because King had a fluffy, brown tail sticking out from beneath his bandanna. Another squirrel? Papaplier had a lot of talks to give after breakfast.

Yet still, they seemed to be missing someone. It wasn't until Amy spoke up that he realized.

"Where's Wilford?"

On cue, there was a crackling snap above the kitchen table. A torrent of bubblegum pink burst into sparkles and there he was, the other oldest and the only one to sport Papaplier's mustache thus far. Wilford had bright pink hair to match, and he whooped as he plummeted out of mid-air onto the kitchen table with a wiggling, whining golden retriever in his arms.

Ah. Papaplier had been wondering where Chica went off to.

This program does not condone the use of reality bending abilities at the breakfast table. Or any table. No animals were harmed in the making of this program.

Immediately, all of the food was displaced. Silver and plates and glasses clattered to the floor, drinks were spilled onto laps and more than one person wound up with egg on their face. It was really only a matter of time-

"FOOD FIGHT!"

Laugh track.

Papaplier would never figure out who yelled it, but he supposed that was alright. So long as his little family was happy, then he was happy.

They were an odd bunch, those Ipliers, but the world wouldn't have them any other way.

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mysmessmistake · 7 years

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Um...Sorry but I'm actually quite new to this. Just wanted to ask what your personal favourite headcanons are for RFA+V+Saeran+Rika if it's not too much trouble Just saw your tumblr today and I'm currently in love~ XOXO~♡

please don’t besorry, I like these kinds of requests. Thank you very much for your words, itmeans a lot to me, everyone is so nice. These may be a little gruesome andcould be triggering, so just be warned. Also, I think I’ll keep adding to thislist, because I’m sure I can think of more in the future. Oh, this also probably shows which characters i really like.

Yoosung

General

even though it’s basically cannon poor boy probably has allnighters once a week

Has definitely been kicked out of the library at closing time at least 10 times

Also??? Kinda think this poor child has problems concentrating

Personally I think it goes beyond being distracted by LOLOL

I headcannon this boy as Dyslexic

Not because of anything we’ve seen in the game

It’s just my opinion

Cosplays + goes to conventions like Comic Con

Collects game figurines

And pins/brooches

Into Manga and anime

Also loves YouTube gamers

Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, Game Grumps, Kubzscouts

Plays other games besides LOLOL

Usually story based games

Really likes Telltale games

Relationship

bad kisser at first

Also MC is probably his first kiss poor Yoosung

He’s trying to be a Manly Man but expect him to cry during movies

Jaehee

General

Prefers blue over black pen

Also had social anxiety when she was younger

but luckily grew out of it

Has nightmares about her parents deaths

She’s beast at gift giving

Has had panic attacks before due to work

Really like LOTR

Relationship

Biromantic & Asexual

Loves cuddles

Kinda bad at romance

Coffee dates

Zen

General

While he may act very confident, he’s self conscious

That’s kinda Cannon isn’t it

Constantly worried that he’s making the wrong choice

Really bad at fixing cars

Horrible at cooking

Sorry Zen

Relationship

Bisexual

Romantic obviously

Won’t rush into anything though bc he still protects his heart

Jumin

General

didn’t want to follow in his father’s footsteps for a long time

But eventually just accepted it

Relationship

Demiromantic

I really don’t have much on Jumin sorry

Saeyoung

General

Depression

Anxiety

Panic attacks

This poor boy

Also I headcannon him as pansexual and genderfluid

Loves dressing in dresses/skirts

He’s a cutie

Will literally flirt with everyone

It’s insane

Bull will blush if someone he’s actually interested in flirts back

Saeyoung.exe has stopped working

Literally belches out any song he likes, anywhere, anytime, with anyone

I saw someone headcannon him as autistic and I kinda agree with that

But I don’t know too much about autism

He’d be the kind of person to own a fidget spinner/cube

I think Saeyoung has self harmed before

Relationship

needs reassurance like he needs air

Demands cuddles 25/8

still tries to push MC away some times out of fear for their safety

flusters easy

pretty good at being romantic

but probably turns it into a meme somehow

Saeran

General

Major trust issues

PTSD, anxiety, depression, insomnia

This poor child

Please help him

Self harms

Night terrors

Saerans night terrors would consist of screaming and trying escape the room out of pure fear

Panic attacks

Side note; after he’s calmed down after the panic attack, he’d really appreciate his partner just holding him

Time for some things a little more light hearted

Loves making shapes out of clouds

Really good at art

He won’t admit it, but he loves his brother and he’s glad to be back with him

Great cook

Fills up sketchbook after sketchbook of images of his nightmares

I said lighthearted but we always come back to angst don’t we

Relationship

asexual

I see a lot of people making Saeran very sexual, which is fine

But personally I think he’s asexual

Also gives 0 fucks about someone’s gender

Tsundere

“You’re a fucking idiot that needs to eat or you’ll die”

What a sweetheart

Also needs reassurance and patience

General

depressed

Why do I always want to hurt these characters

HIS HAIR SMELLS LIKE BERRIES

FIGHT ME

Doesn’t get sick easily

But when he is sick it’s pretty bad

Also probably doesn’t look after himself

At all

It’ll just be enough to pass as ‘healthy’

Relationship

Biromantic & Asexual

Me and my asexual headcannons honestly

Also loves cuddles

Always soft??? He’s like an actual human pillow

It’s insane

please look after him he wont do it himself

Vanderwood

General

doesn’t enjoy his work, but it must be done otherwise he dies

Scared of dying

Not the pain, just the thought of not existing anymore scares him

Probably smells like cigarettes and fuel

Won’t admit it but he has a lot of respect for Saeyoung, especially after everything with his brother and the agency

Likes the idea of the RFA but probably not enough to join it

Writes poetry

Don’t ask

Relationship

pansexual

Tsundere like Saeran

Normal people have pet names like 'babe’ or 'darling’

Not him

He’s more of a 'idiot’ or 'bastard’ kind of guy

Rika

I’ve never had a big opinion on Rika, she was just the antagonist of the game to me, so I guess I never really thought beyond that? Maybe I can come up with some in the future

#mystic Messenger #mystic Messenger headcannon #mystic Messenger imagine #mystic messenger Yoosung #mystic Messenger jaehee #mystic Messenger zen #mystic Messenger Jumin #mystic Messenger saeyoung #mystic Messenger 707 #mystic Messenger saeran #mystic Messenger v #mystic messenger Vanderwood #mystic messenger Rika

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justwritingscibbles · 7 years

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How you Interact: Them visiting you at Work.

So this is a Mark, Ethan, Jack and Tyler fic where I write what I think they’d do if they were walking past/ came to your work-place.

I had a friend today visit me at work and it was ridiculous. He was dragged out by security because he was being an ass-hat and not allowing me to work. Anyway, enjoy!

Jacksepticeye:

I feel like Jack wouldn’t be very disruptive if he visited you. But he’d try making your day a little brighter by just popping by and saying hello.

He’d wear a silly outfit, or have some sort of ridiculous hat on just to make you smile.

But on the other hand, if he was in a silly mood, I think he’d try and distract you while being outside the premises.

Which would include random dancing and making funny faces at you through the window.

Once, he ran to your workplace just to show you something he bought from a dollar shop. He was so excited that you couldn’t be mad at him for barging in.

“(Y/N) look, look! Isn’t it cool!” “How far did you run to show me this?” Physically sweating and slightly out of breath, “Not very far”

If you in an office he’d defiantly call your workplace and ask to speak with you. At first being professional about it, dragging out the joke until he lets something slip.

As soon as you realise who it is though, you’d hang up and sigh. But it would bring a little smile to your face.

Jack would also bring you lunch/dinner/breakfast, depending on what time you started work and/or what time he visited you.

He’s always friendly with your workmates, and they always wave and point you out for him. Jack doesn’t stay long, because he doesn’t want to drag you away from work to often for too long. But they’ll be occasions when you’ll sneak out with him for an hour.

No one will notice.

Your boss is polite with Jack. But sometimes asks him to leave so you can get back to work. Which Jack apologizes and leaves right away. He doesn’t want you to get in trouble because of him.

If you forgot something he’d bring it to you. If you walk home or catch a bus, he’d go to your workplace on rainy days and bring you an umbrella. The of you would huddle underneath it, hurrying home as quick as possible.

You look forward to his visits at work. He lights up the place and makes the rest of your day a little easier.

Ethan:

He’s a little shy going into your workplace.

He doesn’t want to intrude or cause a scene.

But like Jack, he’ll bring you little gifts or food to brighten up your day.

Since you complain a lot about work, we wants to make the days easier for you.

On your breaks he’ll sit in the lunch-room with you and just talk. It’s nice, and on occasion he’ll bring your favorite treat.

He’ll encourage you throughout the day. Texting you every so often a joke or reminding you that there’s only a few more hours to go till you get home.

He also leaves little funny voice-mails on your phone. Going from asking you if you needed something at the shops, to loud, tuneless duets with Mark.

You share them with your friend at work. Who laughs and gossips with you about them.

If he passes by your window at work, he’ll wave and smile. Again, he doesn’t want to embarrass you or make a fuss. So he’ll do his thing and leave quickly.

He’s usually pretty busy himself with all the stuff with his channel and possibly helping Mark with his. So, the two of you understand that it’s exhausting. And at the end of the day he’ll give you a hug and you’ll just lounge around the house.

On really bad days, he’ll come into the workplace and take you out for your break.

Whether it be just a walk down the street or a quick bite at a bakery. He doesn’t want you to feel too stressed about whatever is making your day worse.

Your boss thinks Ethan is a little sweet-heart and adores him greatly. They have little chats, usual small talk about the weather and how they’re fairing. It’s nice to know you don’t have to worry about your boss throwing him out.

Ethan is an elusive creature at your workplace. He’ll turn up, chat for a bit and walk out. You enjoy his little visits.

Markiplier:

He’s a little sweetheart.

Mark makes sure you brought food to work and if you didn’t, don’t be surprised if you find him carrying a plastic bag full of home-made delicious choices to your desk.

Sometimes you purposely forget your lunch because you want some of his chicken dumplings.

But when Mark does visit you, expect him to take a while to get to you.

He talks to everyone! He knows everyone by name. Your boss will literally stop what they’re doing to say hello to Mark. You don’t really mind, but the smell of that food makes you really hungry.

Other times, Mark will just duck in and give you a kiss on the cheek and leave without saying a word.

Once you didn’t even realise he was there. You were working hard, your mind elsewhere, and suddenly there was a pair of lips on your cheek. Before you had even spun around, Mark was halfway across the building and running out the door.

It became a little game and your boss keeps score of how many times Mark can sneak up on you.

Mark is winning by two points.

He got bonus points for tying a balloon to your belt without you noticing. It was rather surprising when you turned and found an inflated rubber ball floating behind you.

Like Jack, Mark doesn’t want to disturb you too much during work. So, his visits are quick but heartfelt.

However, everything went out the window when he brought Chica to work.

She ran straight to you but everyone wanted to pat her. You hid Chica under your desk when your Boss strolled over.

But they were just as taken by the Lab as everyone else.

Also, if Mark catches your eye walking past a window he just happens to be besides, Mark will blow you a kiss and make weird faces at you.

You just shake your head and walk away. He pouts at you till you give him a smile.

Tyler:

Like Ethan, Tyler is an elusive creature at your workplace. His visits are rare but he makes the most out of them.

He’ll bring you a flower and place it somewhere so you can see it while working.

Little treats are a must. He brings chocolate or pastry’s. Things that are sweet so you can keep your spirits up.

He got into the Boss’ good books by bringing a box of goodies from the nearby bakery for everyone to share.

Tyler is now allowed to waltz into the building whenever he likes. You called him a suck-up and he replied with a wink.

He’ll pick you up from work and drop you off, depending if you have a car or not. Sometimes he’ll do it just so he can see you smile before work, and make up for a bad day on the way home.

If he spots you through a window he’ll wave and smile. Not wanting to distract you.

Sometimes he’ll sit at you desk/workplace and just chat. Breaks are always nice when Tyler is there. He’ll chat with everyone in the lunch-room, not wanting to be rude and ignore everyone.

If you’re working late, Tyler will bring you a coffee and dinner. He doesn’t mind dropping by at night because he wants to make sure everything is ok.

On stressful days, he’ll drive you to a park after work and the two of you will just lounge on the grass.

#crankgameplays #tyler #Ethan #Markiplier #Jacksepticeye #unsure how this went but eh #not my gifs #youtuber x reader

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