#literally no one asked for this

[shoddynomenclature]

Vampire!Karlach x GN!Tav

Idk man you can blame sorcerous-caress for this one. Inspired by this post of theirs:

She comes into your room only after the others have fallen asleep. She’s holding Clive, anxiously playing with his paws as she looks down at the floor. She’s clearly uncomfortable. She hates this more than anything.

You were expecting her tonight. You told her to come after all. You greet her with a warm smile and beckoned her over to the bed. This isn’t the first time she’s come to feed off of you, but you’re still trying to figure out the best ways to make her feel less guilty and more comfortable.

She sits wordlessly on the edge of the bed, handing you her beloved bear. You asked once why she brings him to you. She shrugged. “He makes me feel better.” You wrap your right arm tightly around the bear.

“May I?” She asks, holding your left wrist to her lips. You smile and nod. She kisses it softly first, then gently sinks her teeth in.

You do your best to maintain a straight face, but the sting elicits a small grimace. Karlach’s eyes light up with fear.

“It’s okay, love” you reassure her. She closes her eyes and exhales before slowly draining your arm. You idly play with her hair with your right hand. She prefers this part be as silent and quick as possible.

She lifts her head only a moment later, allowing you to wipe away your blood from the corners of her mouth. You caress her cheek gently. “Are you sure that was enough?”

“Plenty. Thank you.” She whispers, grabbing a bandage you left prepared on the bedside table. Despite her terrible guilt, she can’t help the smile that creeps onto her face. She feels invigorated.

She wraps the bandage around your wrist, making sure it’s not too tight or too loose. She’ll be coddling you the rest of the night, making sure you’ve got more water and snacks than you could ever need. God forbid you try to stand up on your own. She’ll be carrying you anywhere you need to go until the rest of the crew gets up tomorrow morning. If you play your cards right, however, she might still agree to let you be big spoon.

[barbieaemond]

Michael Gavey may be a nerd but not as much as me. The hideous gilet he is wearing is a traditional academic attire required at Oxford for formal occasions.

It's called sub fusc, from Latin.

https://www.oxford-royale.com/articles/4-oxford-clothing-traditions/

[dizzybizz]

meme redraw that took way too long and too much effort

[voxel-loves-you]

For a hot minute I put Frankie with her standard Fallout ship in the Venture Bros universe. But this? *chef's kiss* No ragrets.

[heavyhitterheaux]

Now why can't I watch a football game without that girl being mentioned? Yall act like she's about to be fucking drafted or some shit 🙄

[gennianydots]

Quotes of Our Skyy 2: Something Literally No One Asked For

Sponsored by Yamaha Fazzio Hybrid Scooters

Ep 1-2: Never Let Me Go

1. Whether it’s this or any other lifetime, I’m willing to fight for us to be together.

2. Distance is not an obstacle for our hearts to feel close to each other.

Ep 3-4: Star In My Mind

1. Thanks to DaoNuea for guiding my way so we could meet again…KhabKluen

2. You are every shade of yellow for me…DaoNuea

Ep 5-6: The Eclipse

1. Caring for those around you is a good thing. But you must not forget to care about the most important person…yourself.

2. Our space is where we dare to be ourselves and feel comfortable with it.

Ep 7-8: Vice Versa

1. I can even hit on you every single day. Why are you such a cutie? Hehe.

2. Even though there’s only a little pink, Jigsaw completed his drawing with other colors, just like our story.

Ep 9-10: My School President

1. If high school love is like a lit candle in the rain, I, Por, will hold an umbrella for you. -Por-

2. Why waste your time thinking about another universe, when the person you love is in this one? -Por-

Ep 11-12: A Boss and a Babe

1. There are 30 hours a day for Laem. But the next 24 hours will be a living hell for the boss.

2. Still going strong in the new year and since the day we started dating.

Ep 13-14: Bad Buddy (ATOTS crossover)

1. Every time I’m in trouble, you’re always there for me.

2. “I threw myself at you that much. Couldn’t you tell, black dog?” - Tian

Ep 15-16: A Tale of Thousand Stars (BB crossover)

1. “I can’t live without you.” - Pat

2. “No matter how long it is from now, I wish for us to never be apart.” - Phupha

[imikhailo]

GEN V (Season 1, Episode 4) SHAMELESS (Season 3, Episode 3)

[livelaughwhump]

I'm bored and decided to think up some random facts about each of my "Worthless" characters

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Elliot - taught himself Spanish to try and feel more connected to his Cuban roots

Lyra - started using they/she pronouns at age 18

Karine - tries to visit her grandpa once a week and her grandma's grave once a month

Yvonne - majored in computer and information science at university

Broderick - has never learned to ride a bike

Landon - has a motorcycle license

Colleen - has traveled to six different countries (France, Italy, Russia, Japan, Finland, and Egypt)

Christian - has a little brother that is 15 years younger than him

[adhd-merlin]

me writing the sequel to someone else's 9-year-old fic knowing no one will read it

[cece-slaughter]

WRONG CAPTIONS ONLY PLEASE

[atticoratticus]

In case anyone was wondering about the overlap in my current type. There's no need to wonder anymore, here you go

This is almost entirely based on appearance because I didn't feel like going into story themes + personality ermmm

[history-stan]

*Sighs* Fiiiiiine, I'll make a kinger x Queenie fankid

[barbieaemond]

Feel like I'm experiencing some kind of religious vocation cause I have an itch to gif every Osferth scene. But like, literally every frame. Don't ask, I don't know why.

[archiveofourcrows]

I was wondering if you had any thoughts on how the Kuwie kiss would go now that Jesper and wylan are already in a relationship (and oh yeah, LIVE TOGETHER). I want to see the hilarious hatred Wylan has for Kuwie on screen

oh my god anon do I have THOUGHTS about this.

obviously these are my own thoughts on what I think/want to happen (as an angst fueled individual as well) and is also just a fic concept I'll never write and tbh if I had the ability to write a whole fic about this I so would. 

this is ending up being a whole mess of thoughts of the lead up and all that and I'm almost sorry about it but I want to talk about this so bad.

Okay, one thing about this scene that I don’t see mentioned a lot is that Jesper is not doing well in the lead up to it. He’s just fought with Kaz—when Kaz calls him Jordie no less—and then immediately fought with his father about the farm and him being Grisha and all Jesper has been keeping from him. When he finds Kuwei at the piano he isn’t exactly processing literally anything. And that is why he mistakes him for Wylan, not because he can’t tell them apart. Yes, Kuwei does realize this and keeps up the act to deceive him, but initially, Kuwei is sitting at the piano. Jesper is in distress. He’s looking for Wylan, and he thinks he’s found him. And what does Jesper do in emotion heavy moments? He jokes, he flirts, so he flirts with Wylan. When Kuwei responds differently than Wylan to these advances he’s actually confused for a second, he even says ‘really?’, but again he isn’t exactly thinking clearly and decides to go for it. As soon as the real Wylan interrupts, as soon as his mind is clear again he instantly sees even their minute differences down to the narrowness of their faces. ‘I was paying attention’ comes to mind, because when he is he can tell them apart instantly.

My point is it’s a specific set of circumstances that lead up to this moment, and I think they can all continue to exist in show canon. I think the argument with Colm could potentially be even worse, considering Jesper has been away for longer and has been actively using and practicing his Grisha powers. I also think this is partially why they cut the deleted wesper scene, because it in a sense displays Jesper at least beginning to give up gambling, and I don’t think they can get rid of that storyline just yet because of the things it causes in SoC when they’ve closed out some of the other storylines that are also catalysts in that plot. Am I happy with that is another conversation….

Anyways I bring all of this up to say that while the circumstances have every possibility of staying the same the Jesper going into the room and the Wylan discovering them are very different. And their relationship as a whole is very different. There’s no confirmation them living together will be carried from the deleted scene so I’m gonna leave that out, but they’ve been together for at least a significant amount of time. And they’ve just gone through this whole patch of uncertainty.

I think that after the Van Eck reveal there will be a bit of a split between them like we saw this season. I don't think they'll break up but it'll get a bit rocky through the journey to Fjerda and the beginnings of the ice court heist. and with Wylan's trauma/his father in general being their client I don't think he would really fault Jesper for being upset? Especially with the 'I don't want to hide anymore' scene between them this season. This would all naturally come to head towards the middle/end of the heist after they climb the incinerator shaft and are working to trigger the alarm. Specifically when Wylan pretends to be a drunk to save Jesper and then the Grisha attacks them and Jesper has to kill her to save Wylan. This scene with Jesper already coming to accept and develop his powers will be SO interesting to see, because even in the books when he has only just been revealed as Grisha to the crows he is remorseful and upset to kill one of his kind (another Fabrikator at that) even though he knows he had no choice in that moment. Exploring that in a universe where he is 1) older, and more importantly 2) accepting or at least beginning to accept his powers and his place in the world as a Grisha is something I really hope they explore. It’d even be cool to see it mirror the scene in season 1 when Inej kills Pavel to save Kaz. This would lead to a kind of ‘we’ll talk when we aren’t actively looking death in the face’ situation.

Except now Wylan is faced with Kaz thinking he’s actual leverage against Van Eck, and I don’t think his decision to let Nina tailor him would change in this new canon. In fact it would probably make him even more willing, because he is that much more attached to the Crows and to Jesper. He’d probably fight against lying to Jesper but conceded to Kaz in the end because Kaz. I think too that there is more room for a heartfelt scene outside of ‘maybe I liked your stupid face’ and that’s possibly why they used it this season. Because now that they're together it would make more sense for Jesper to express genuine emotions about Wylan being tailored—into someone who is actively wanted by multiple nations no less—and lying to him about it. Of course, Kaz asked him too and I think that would also be such an interesting conversation between Kaz and Jesper but I’ve already gone so off track.

Wylan will also probably be either more or less jealous of Kuwei because he and Jesper are already together, though I think more considering his self esteem issues. I would expect only in body language/action alone unless Jesper or someone explicitly asks him because again, it’s Wylan. I do legally require them to include the ‘how about I push you in the canal and we see if you know how to swim line’ because it is so iconic and they already took just girls from us. 

I’m going way to in depth with this. 

Anyways.

I wonder too what direction they will go with Wylan being tailored in the sense that he doesn’t just look like anyone, he looks like Kuwei. In the original scene Jesper says he misses Wylan’s actual features but would take any version of Wylan, but in this new canon does that stay the same when he ‘had’ un-tailored Wylan? And how would Wylan feel being with Jesper as ‘Kuwei’ knowing Kuwei has a crush on him and makes advances on him later on? I think it’s a very interesting topic and I really look forward to seeing if they delve into that at all. Personally I think they’d agree on waiting for Wylan to have his features back so that’s what I’m going with.

So considering all that, and the circumstances surrounding the scene, with the idea that his argument with Colm could also be worse, this scene gets very interesting.

Obviously now he is going to be actively seeking Wylan out, I feel like I don’t need to explain why. When he finds Kuwei he’s probably incredibly relieved, and I think he would actually confide in ‘Wylan’ about his argument with Colm. In the book, he just kind of paces the room and flirts with him, but him and Wylan are together. They already went through all of season 2, and now all of the Ice Court situation. And Kuwei not responding would probably confuse him a bit, but much like the first scene he really isn’t in his right mind. And being upset, I think he’d default back emotional avoidance and this is where we’d see that flirting from the original scene, maybe less of a ‘wanna get out of here’ and more of a ‘let’s blow off some steam’ in this situation considering. And he would know, the second Kuwei kisses him, that this isn’t Wylan. Even in the book he knows something is off, but now he already knows exactly how this kiss should go. The thing is we don’t know how long Wylan was standing there. I think Jesper would be so upset at himself for not realising and at Kuwei for tricking him, but if Wylan still sees? There’d be no doubt who is standing in the doorway, and I think the scene after this will really be so different. Maybe they’ll still have the sitting room scene before they can talk, or maybe Jesper will actually rush after him in this version. And so much changes in that conversation, because he can’t just ‘kiss whoever he wants’ in this canon. The entire rest of his POV really, Wylan being tailored back and their original first kiss would be very different. And those scenes are just, 80 million more thoughts.

What’s interesting about this too is it moves Kuwei from just having a crush on Jesper and shooting his shot (through deceiving him but still, they’re teenagers in the books) to being a bit of a villain. Not in a big SoC villain sense obviously, but knowing Jesper and Wylan are together and still deceiving Jesper and letting him talk about his dad thinking it’s a conversation with his boyfriend is a lot different than the circumstances in the books, especially aged up. I do actually like Kuwei, I think his character was interesting and would be cool to explore away from the SoC plot where he served a specific purpose (disclaimer I haven't read KoS), and I know I’m not the only one so that will be a very interesting deviation to take that really separates him from book canon and how he’s perceived by fans. But I need to shut tf up now because this is way longer than I think anyone wanted. Though feel free to ask me more questions that I can elaborate forever on.

[walkawaytall]

Apparently at some point a few weeks back, some unhinged part of me was like, “Let’s Midnight Sun my own fanfiction” and I started writing a scene from Purpose of Heritage from Han’s POV. Which is, like, fine I guess, but I cannot decide if it adds enough perspective for me to at least finish the scene up and post it as a very self-indulgent extra, or if it is gratuitous in every sense of the word.

[mychaosdaze]

How did CME writers ruin everything in one episode? 😭

Someone in the editing team FORGOT TO EDIT OUT THIS ENTIRE EPISODE 😤