#little one is banned too

[tapakah0]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The most terrifying creature of all

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[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

Hiii everyone, say, how do your Hawkes go go about sharing their estate? If they do it at all? Is everyone free to come and go or are they more private? Or do they only invite their LI to stay? I'm curious!! :)

[things-stronger-than-fear]

can we talk about the katniss/lucy gray parallels (or lack thereof) for a sec?

they're superficially the same, because of the things we talk about all the time: they're both female victors from 12. there are things that come with that culture and background -- the mockingjay, the plants, the songs. those similarities aren't so much between them as people, as individuals -- they're born of coming from the same culture. the most significant thing they share is their resilience; their spirit of resistance and rebellion. their defiance.

but really, all those things they share, only serve to demonstrate just how different they are as individuals (because personality is different from upbringing or values).

we parallel their sarcastic bows, but they're so so different. lucy gray is a performer mockingly curtseying and saying "kiss my ass", where katniss is a hunter who doesn't have time for this society bullcrap.

they both sing the hanging tree, but as i've ranted about, their renditions show how different they are: lucy gray, again, a performer with a spirit unbroken, loud and charming and sassing right to the capitol's face, daring them to defy her, daring them to look away. katniss, again, a hunter, quiet but unyielding, sparking rebellion under the capitol's nose.

they both won their games, but in such different ways. lucy gray charmed the snakes (both literal and in the form of one coriolanus snow), while katniss threw down with weaponry.

lucy gray said look at me, care about me. katniss said fight for me, fight with me.

and so what we see is that they are not at all the same person, but that's what's so important. because it's not just one person or one type of person that puts their foot down and rebels. we don't need a specific kind of Chosen One to light the spark -- anyone can.

[mx-legend-of-faye]

Which Zelda is most likely to get banned from Texas Roadhouse

And if you feel like it, tell me who you picked and why!! (And what they did to get banned)

If you’d like to do something similar for the Links, here you go:

[greendalmatian]

making a crossover that is so self indulgent. persona 5 in one piece :p

[ladybugsimblr]

the mystery prankster has been revealed but luckily he is a quick thinker and was able to avoid any harsh punishments and turn a minor setback into a win. note to self: never trust kid sized twins also known as the terror squad.

overheard on the way to the movie room:

bk: how much did you say you had to drink? q: don’t worry about that. bk: light or dark?? q: ha! don’t worry about that either. bk: q, i’m not playing. i have a dance rehearsal tomorrow. q: i don’t care!!!! hiiiiigh. notes.  bk: watcher help me...

watcher says have fun but just remember that whole hold on baby #4 thing. please and thank you!

[softquietsteadylove]

How about protective Gil in the Doctor AU? 👀

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaby will you come pick us up peas?

Gil smiles at the text again as he parks and walks up to the bar. Thena agreed to go out with Ajak and some of the other nurses from the ER for someone's birthday. Usually she's too tired and cranky to really keep up with the voracity of the nursing staff, but she really gave it a try tonight.

He walks into the bar, giving the bartender a wave and pointing towards the back. At this point, it's mostly the hardcore crowd left, the young ones having left for trendier or cheaper locations.

"Gil!"

"Hi ladies," he chuckles as the gaggle of nurses celebrates his mere arrival. "I got the distress call."

"It's so sweet of you to pick us up," Ajak stands and flits over to him. She's obviously buzzed, but everyone else seems borderline blackout. It's really a testament to her tolerance. She hiccups and pats his arm, "we said 'let's get an uber' and Thena said no, I have someone better."

Gil blushes.

"She said Gil'll come riiiiiiight over," Ajak continues to coo at him, "her knight in shining harmour."

"That's me," he smiles obligingly, letting Ajak giggle over it. He looks at the two other nurses who lasted this long, lying on the table and ready for bed. "Where's Thena?"

Ajak furrows her brows, physically counting the other two at the table. She looks at Gil with a pout.

"I'll find her."

Gil walks briskly, looking for any spot of blonde in the bar he can see. If Ajak is buzzed then it's likely Thena is as drunk as the other two. She doesn't really have a tolerance anymore, and usually she would have called it quits long ago.

He turns a corner and risks hanging around the bathrooms, listening for her. He pulls out his phone.

"Lookin' for someone, handsome?"

"Girlfriend," he says point blank, sending the woman off. He holds his phone away from his ear so he can hear Thena's ringing. He sighs, rolling his eyes, switching tactics.

The familiar beep of her buzzer is much easier to hear.

"What the hell is that?"

"It's my pager," a voice growls/slurs from off in the corner. "S'for the hosp'al."

"Right, you're like a nurse, right?"

Gil follows the fractured conversation to probably the deepest, darkest corner of the bar. Thena is trying to walk back into the more lit end of the corridor, but the guy next to her keeps pulling her back into the shadows with him.

"Hey!"

The guy looks back at Gil, not too concerned with his very concerning behaviour. He's done this before. "Hey man, I'm just takin' the lady home."

"Oh really?" Gil glares at him.

"Yeah, she's had one too many, so," he shrugs.

"So," Gil comes right up to him, "you were just gonna...take advantage of her when she's too drunk to consent--is that it?"

The guy rolls his eyes at Gil (the fucking nerve). "Come on, dude, don't be that prick."

"Baby!"

The guy turns a comical shade of white as Thena finally gives up on trying to read what was paged to her and throws her arms around Gil's neck. She snuggles into him gleefully. "Uh-"

"Hey hon," Gil speaks softly against her temple. She really is drunk, although at least she's more conscious than the two nurses in Ajak's care. He wraps his arm around her waist, "sorry I'm late."

Thena giggles, looking up at him with glassy eyes. "I knew you'd come and get us."

"Shit," the stranger curses. He tries to move but Gil is in his way. "Look, she didn't mention a boyfriend."

"Did so," Thena whines, "I said my husb'n is pickin' ussup."

"Sweetie, stay right here, okay?" Gil kisses her cheek and helps her lean against the counter outside the bathrooms. Once she's stable he grabs the guy by the shirt and pushes them backwards into bathroom. "We're gonna chat."

"Look, this is-"

Gil winds up and punches the guy full force. "You don't say a fuckin' word."

He can't anymore, his lip is cut and he's barely conscious after one punch.

Gil marches him all the way to the back wall, throwing him against it. "Y'know what I should do with scum like you?"

The guy sputters and coughs on the blood in his mouth. His tooth tumbles out, "y-you can't-"

"Oh, I can," Gil snarls at him, shaking him by the shirt to knock his head against the back of the wall. "I'm not doctor, so as far as I'm concerned, I don't have any reason not to beat you to death in here."

The guy pisses.

Gil huffs, tossing him down and stepping away. He likes these shoes. "I'm gonna let the staff know you're in here. And if you ever show your face around my wife ever again, I'll finish what I started in here."

Thena is still leaning outside, waiting for him. She looks up with the same enthusiasm, as if registering he's here for the first time. "Baby!"

Gil smiles, pulling her into his arms and inhaling the scent of her hair. "You're too beautiful for your own good, sweetheart. I'm gonna have to keep a better eye on you."

"Okay," she sighs, happy to agree to it while she snuggled into the front of his hoodie. "Can we go home?"

"Of course, baby," he kisses her forehead and lets her lean heavily on him as he walks back into the main bar. He waves to Ajak, "I got her!"

"Let's move out, team!" Ajak declares, although she has to pinch the other two nurses to rouse them. That being said, once they're awake, they do shoot to their feet with frightening speed and stability.

"Hey," Gil waves to the bartender again. "There's a guy in the bathroom, someone beat him up pretty badly. I heard he spiked someone's drink, though. You should probably keep an eye out if he tries to come in again."

The bartender accepts it at face value. Gil has been in here enough as a medic for other barflies that he doesn't get questioned about it. That asshole will never be allowed in here again.

Thena looks at Gil, all of her brain power going into putting two and two together, "did...did you beat him up?"

Gil laughs; she's cute when she's tipsy. "Don't tell anyone."

She sighs and slumps against him again, "I won't."

They hit the open air and immediately a few of them are walking straighter. Gil unlocks the car from a distance, "doors are open, ladies. Back's free, but-"

"Don't worry," Ajak laughs, herding the other two across the street, "we'll leave the front for your lady love!"

Gil shakes his head; they're really not as out and official as Ajak makes it seem. He looks at Thena beside him, though, "you okay, honey?"

Thena really thinks about the answer. "Hm...missed you."

Gil smiles, kissing her forehead again, "I missed you too, love. Did you have a good time, at least?"

Thena nods, her steps getting smaller and slower, "it was nice. But they're tooooooooo much for me."

"I think they're too much for me too," he concedes. He loops Thena's arm around his neck and sweeps her up into his hold, carrying her the rest of the way. "It's okay. We'll get you home and in bed and I'll make you a nice hangover cure tomorrow."

"'Kay," Thena happily presses her face into his shoulder. "You're good at bein' a husb'n."

Gil kisses her forehead again, "I've been your husband for a while now--I hope I'm good at it."

[obessivedork]

TBH as a writer appreciating the set-up of a character I ADORE Vivienne but her lack of proper character arc & the inability to argue with her more is as infuriating as with most of your companions in DAI, if not more when you play a Mage because you CAN’T grab her by the shoulders and shake her and say Ma’am if you’d had worse luck and wound up literally anywhere other than the Circle you did wind up at you would be a fundamentally different person please for Maker’s sake admit out loud that you only like the Circles because you managed to etch yourself some limited social power out of the broken and corrupt system you might not otherwise have been able to get for yourself and therefore you have not suffered the true effects of it!!!!

[macadam]

I'm always happy to see you on my dash so I hope you have a safe time and take care till September when we hear from you again!!

Aw shucks thank you anon :]

[poisonouspastels]

Sometimes I'm reminded that follower counts are really the only thing that can make others care about people

[larrylimericks]

25Sep22

Rainbow Cowboy Edition Things in Texas are bigger and braver, And thanks to our rainbow-flag waver, Intended or not, OTB met H-SLOT ... An image queer Larries will savor.

Rhinestone Cowboy Edition In Austin, his fit made us swoon, With sequin fringe shaded maroon; No, not Harry, in fact, But his little mic pack— Decked out for a wee gay saloon.

[moe-broey]

Top ten things to do in Paldea:

Become a magical girl and kill your evil twin in cold blood

Reset the timeline and actually catch it (Repeat Ball, know your place)

Stinky.

Here's my Miraidon I specifically went out of my way to collect 50 Fairy Tera Shards for. Btw. And EV trained (max Sp. Atk and split Spd/Def to even out defensive stats). Just so he could kick the other Miraidon's ass. 🫡

[zayin-exe]

In a different life, I would have been a lesbian tattoo artist

[deeva-arud]

Heyy it's me, your local ghostie ✨ Finals are over and I just successfully defended my thesis!! Just came here to say that I'll take a little bit of time off to take care of my dog, he's not doing well lately. Let's see if I can also relax for only one second

[the-acid-pear]

A MIMIR MUCHACHOS a mimir...