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bunkernine ยท 2 months ago
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The Real Housewives of New Rome s9e12
[In Confessional] Sally: So today I invited the girls over, because I wanted to share the good news with them because I know they're still angry I missed Girl's Night when I went to the beach for some me time. I want to make it up to them though
Sally: (very obviously trying to show a giant ass wedding ring) Thank you for coming guys ๐Ÿ˜Š I have big news!
[IC] Beryl, Esperanza, Emily, Maria: She's pregnant.
[IC] Tristan: Maybe they remembered my birthday is today! ๐Ÿฅน Hehe, they're the best.
Frederick: (assumes she's pregnant) Oh good heavens, another one. I'm taking a walk. (Leaves)
[IC] Frederick: Why did I leave? i don't care. I have a real job.
Emily: Why are we here?
Beryl: She's getting a divorce, lmfao
Esperanza: No she's not, girl stop it.
Beryl: I can't stand Sally Jane. She fucked that fish boy and thinks she's all that. well big whoop bitch. U didn't get big daddy like me ๐Ÿ˜‚
Esperanza, sitting next to her: You know that's not her name. Is this cuz she brought up that Jupiter left you at the bar
Beryl: No. Shut up. No. Like, that's not even what happened, she don't know anything, oh my god I swearโ€”
Sally: What? No, I'm engaโ€”
Beryl: (loudly) Where's Marie. If she's not here why am I here. Fuck this. Esperanza lets go watch paint dry, it'll be more fun.
Esperanza: But my mimosa...๐Ÿ˜•
Tristan: She has the flu! Very sick, she sounded awful. ๐Ÿ˜ž (Maria laughs)
{ Camera shows last night with Marie and Maria fucking it up at an underworld club. Then an earlier clip where a hungover Marie saw Sally calling, ignored it, went back to sleep }
Beryl: Sick and awful. Lmao. I feel that every time SOMEONE thinks she's got something interesting to say. (grabs esperanza and leaves. Then they come back to take the champagne and leave)
Sally: ...Okay ๐Ÿ˜ I'm getting married. Jesus. Was that so hard.
Emily: (toasting) oh congrats to poseidon (Maria laughs)
Sally: What.
Emily: isn't he the husband...?
Sally: I'm dating Paul. (Maria laughs)
Emily: Who is that
Tristan: Aw congrats! He's really nice. Good for you. ๐Ÿฅน
Beryl: She said she's what? ENGAGED? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ does she think we're stupid? 'im getting married' girl u were in Montauk THREE DAYS AGO! Idiot. Lmao. SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY AND ITS NOT JUST HER BED! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ˜‡
Esperanza, sitting next to her: GIRL NO ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
May, in the corner, forgotten, haunted look: The seas have been angry..... ๐Ÿซฅ
Sally: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? THAT'S NOT TRUE. ME AND POSEIDON ARE OVER? (lightning flash) ............
Maria: Its okay, honey, we trust you. โ˜บ๏ธ We support you no matter what you do.
Maria: Yeah she's going to hell but at least she's not pregnant! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ
ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF RHONR: (Sally in confessional) .........I think i'm pregnant. / (Beryl in confessional) So normally I like that bitch Emily, but when Marie told me what she said I knew it was time to get some animal control incolved { clip of berly chasing a bear down the street (Emily) Marie and Maria sipping lemonade watching } / (Tristan at home eating cake alone) No one wished me Happy Birthday except for Esperanza and Julian. I think it's time to speak up and share my story. Things are about to change around here. / (Marie and Maria at a party, in ibiza doing the limbo. Frederick's in the back drunk as hell)
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zepskies ยท 4 months ago
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Aww thanks so much, friend!! (lol even SB can offer his own version of comfort. ๐Ÿ˜‚)
That's so normal too with pregnancy! We can be our own worst enemy sometimes, but definitely rock those beautiful curves, hun. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’— (LOVE that Joey gif!!!! loll)
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Giving me full PTSD here, girl ๐Ÿ˜‚
God I'm so sorry. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Honestly I was using my own PSTD here, so you're not alone. ๐Ÿ˜…
And yep, that's always the worst when your partner eats so much crap and does not gain an ounce. Like, how?! Are you magic???
Right?!?! This is such a thing with men in particular I think, not just Dean lmfao.
Sobbing ๐Ÿ˜ญ He so would do that! And honestly, love doesn't give a shit about looks. I mean, at some point, we all will be wrinkly and saggy, so you better hope there's more there than looks ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
Gah, I'm so glad you agree! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Exactly!! Of course attraction matters, but real, true love gets to the core of a person and doesn't just consider how they looked when you first met one another.
Bury me in a ditch... ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ 
lmfao girl I'll hop in with you. ๐Ÿคฃ
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Lovely ๐Ÿ˜† Oh, Beau! Sweet, sweet Beau... I can so see him and reader getting their wires crossed, and him not even registering it while she quietly suffers ๐Ÿ™ˆ I feel like that happens a lot to couples, though, when times get a little stressful and busy. Loved the realism of this!!
lolll that visual right? ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… But busy Beau I thought made sense with him getting lost in a case at times, and yeah I agree -- I feel like something like this could very easily happen when couples have been together for a while. Life can just pass you by, but this was a big reminder for Beau. ๐Ÿ’—
Poor, tired Beau, though, now dealing with a crying and upset reader ๐Ÿ˜‚ (Do you think he retrospectively wished he would've just let her hop on for a quick ride? lmao)
lmao I'm sure he does!! Though consequently he's now wide awake. ๐Ÿ’€
DEAD ๐Ÿ’€ Also ๐Ÿ’ฏ agree with this SB headcanon ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ And weirdly, I thought from the start that Ben would probably mind the least of all of them if his partner put on a few extra pounds. If grannies don't scare this man, weight certainly won't either lol (His answer was perfection ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜˜)
ahahaha thank you, lovely!!! YES that was my HC too! I feel like Ben's not only "seen it all," but the granny thing would definitely expose him to some cellulite and stretch marks. I don't feel like a bit of extra weight is gonna deter him from some good pussy. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
But so on point for him to be jealous at first and accuse her of cheating ๐Ÿ™ˆ I also wonder how long she got away with it, considering that man's sex drive.
Ben has absolutely no chill! ๐Ÿ˜ญ I can't imagine she'd get away with it for very long -- maybe a few weeks at most LOL.
Loved all of them so much, friend!!! ๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿฉต
Aww thank you!! I appreciate you, friend. ๐Ÿฅน This set of HCs hit close to home for me, and seeing as it did for you too, I'm very glad you enjoyed them. ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•
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Headcanon: Body Insecurity/Appreciation
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Pairings: Dean Winchester x Reader, Beau Arlen x Reader, Soldier Boy/Ben x Reader
AN: This one was requested by one of my lovely Patreon members, @roseblue373. ๐Ÿ’œ It's a special one to me personally, being plus-sized myself and having gone through my share of insecurities. Wish I had one of these guys to make it better lol!~
Prompt/Request: Great job with the latest Dean/Beau/Ben reacts vignettes! I'd love to see one where reader has put on weight and isn't happy with their body, and how each would make her feel better!! IF the muse agrees, of course! โค๏ธ
HC: How Dean Winchester, Beau Arlen and Soldier Boy (Ben) would react to your body insecurity.
Tags/Warnings: 18+ only! Established relationship, body insecurity (but also body appreciation), thicc thirty, angst, hurt/comfort, fluff, spiciness/smuttishness.
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Dean Winchester
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You've started breezing past mirrors when you get out of the shower.
Because if you catch sight of your own reflection, you can't help but utter a sigh, your lips dipping into a frown.
In the privacy of the room you share with Dean in the bunker, you take a risk in unwrapping the towel from your body in front of the mirror.
You inspect yourself with growing dejection, noting all the places that are rounder, heavier, less firm than they used to be.
Looks like no amount of running down leads and killing monsters has been enough to keep you in shape.
Too much shitty fast food, too many times you indulged yourself with snacks and dessert alongside your foodie boyfriend.
"What'cha doin', sweetheart?" Dean asks. He steps into the room while wiping donut icing from the corner of his mouth.
Speak of the devil.
When Dean finally catches you frowning at yourself in the mirror, you inhale sharply and close the towel back up.
"Nothing. Just need to get dressed," you reply quickly. "Shower's open."
You try to offer him a smile, despite the pang of jealousy when you eye him.
He gave you the first chance at the shower after the latest case wrapped up, so he's still wearing most of his FBI suit, sans jacket. The white dress shirt is rolled up to his elbows, a few days of scruff neatly trimmed across his cheeks.
The man can cram an entire pizza down his gullet and wash it down with three slices of apple pie, not to mention countless beers. And still, Dean stays looking downright edible.
By comparison, you feel...fat. Like you've let yourself go.
You turn away from him to grab your well-worn sweatpants and an oversized shirt; you plan to change alone in the bathroom, but Dean grabs your arm.
"Who says you need to get dressed?" he says, popping his brows with a suggestive grin. He slips his arms around your waist, but your instinct is to shy away from his hold. You chuckle awkwardly and avoid his now curious gaze.
"Sorry, babe. Um...I'm wiped. I just want to get to bed," you say.
But Dean isn't fooled. His spidey sense is tingling, and his gut is almost never wrong.
His hand slides down your arm and grasps your hand, tugging you back into his arms. You utter a little gasp, but you ultimately smile at his familiar grin. There's a perceptive gleam in his eyes though.
"You know, seems like you've been pretty wiped lately," he says, raising a brow. "It's been a while since we, uh..."
He waggles his brows playfully, squeezing your hips. You want to smile, but you can't let yourself. You can't quite look at him either.
For Dean, it's another glaring red flag. His lips form a frown, and he dips his chin to find your eyes.
"Hey," he says. "What's goin' on? Talk to me."
His tone is so sincere, you have to blink against the sting of tears. Your lower lip wobbles, and Dean frowns in earnest. He presses a hand to your cheek and gets you to look at him with your watery eyes.
"Sweetheart, you gotta tell me what's wrong," he says, more gently, but serious.
Eventually, you're able to get it out. You can't bear the thought of him touching you, because lately, you can't even bear looking at yourself.
"I know I've been gaining weight, I just..." your voice breaks, and you gesture haphazardly at your body. "I'd get it if you're not really into this right now."
Dean's heart clenches. He's downright shocked at your confession, and more than a little disheartened. He presses a hand to your cheek and guides you to look at him.
"All right, hold up just one damn minute."
His calloused fingers gently brush away your tears, but his hands keep moving, slowly traveling down your body. They slide down your bare arms, skimming the sides of your breasts.
Your breath hitches. Your hand is still fisted over your beating heart, keeping your towel closed. His hands continue to move, molding to the curve of your waist over the fuzzy fabric.
"I'll admit, we've been pretty busy lately with everything we've got going on. But if you think that means I'm ever not into this delectable, sexy, voluptuous, goddess body you got rockin' the house?" he says, grinning that utterly Dean grin of his.
You bite your lip against a bubble of laughter. He's too fucking much sometimes.
Dean tugs you closer, until your hips fit snugly against his through his slacks. His tall, broad frame crowds you. His lips skim your cheek, then over your lips in a tease.
He squeezes the flesh of your hips, tender and sensuous.
Your heart flutters at the feeling.
"Mmm, I like you nice and soft," he murmurs against your cheek, close to your ear. "Feels that much better when I fuck you."
A small gasp gets trapped in your throat, while the gravel depths in his voice go straight to your pussy in a pulsing throb of warmth.
By the time he claims your lips in a devouring kiss, you're all too willing to let him peel your towel open, drop it to the floor, and guide you backwards onto the bed.
There he'll take his time, forging yet another mental map of every plush square inch of you.
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Beau Arlen
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Beau is a busy man. You understand that.
As Sheriff, his job demands a lot from him. He's also a father and has an ex-wife to contend with. (You knew that going in, and you've come to love Emily too.)
However, you can't help but start to take it personally when your sex life begins to suffer. He's often claimed being tired...but there's another suspicion that's been taking root in your mind, feeding your doubts and insecurities about how your boyfriend sees you, and about how you see yourself.
When you slip into bed at night, a kiss goodnight is all he gives you lately, before he's sighing deeply and closing his eyes, his soft snores soon filling the room.
One night, you try touching his shoulder, leaning in to kiss his bearded cheek. He hums at the pleasant feeling.
"You wanna...?" You trail the question in his ear, pressing more sweet kisses down his neck.
"Aw, sweetheart," he groans. "I'd like to, but I think I'd just smother you. I'm about to pass out."
You huff a laugh. You teasingly walk two fingers across his chest. "What if I make it easy for you?"
You shift onto your side. Resting a hand on his chest, you lean down to kiss him. He hums at the softness of it, but the more passion you try to imbue into each new kiss, Beau isn't as responsive as you would like. Eventually, you stop all together.
You frown, becoming disheartened. "You're not into this, I guess."
He opens his tired eyes, gazes up at you in apology. He opens his mouth to reply, but you beat him to it.
"You know it's been a month since we've had sex," you say.
Beau frowns, sliding a hand up your back. Only now does he notice, with appreciation, the familiar silky nรฉgligรฉe you're wearing.
"Nah, that doesn't sound right," he says.
"Well, it is," you say. "I know you say you're tired, but I mean, you've had this job for as long as I've known you, Beau." Your eyes fall away from him. "So is it the job, or...is it me?"
Beau's brows furrow. "Now wait a minute."
The mere thought dredges up what's been plaguing your mind recently, and it has your throat tightening. Tears of embarrassment and upset well up in your eyes, no matter how much you try to push it down.
You push away from him and turn away, crossing your arms. You try not to look at yourself in what used to be your favorite lingerie.
You can't stand the extra weight you've put on, mostly in your hips and ass, but in your middle and arms too.
You've gone through your own stress at work this year, with less and less time to try and take care of yourself, along with making sure Emily gets to and from school, cooking for the three of you, going to PTA meetings when Carla can't make it (since Beau often can't), and every other proverbial hat you wear.
Beau follows you, sitting up and laying a hand on your back. "Sweetheart--"
"I know I've put on a few. Hell, more than a few," you admit, hastily wiping under your eyes. "God, I can't even look at myself right now, let alone have you--"
"Hey. You stop right there," Beau says, more firmly. He gets you to turn around with his hand on your shoulder. He doesn't like the way you're curled in on yourself, as if hiding your body from his gaze.
That, and the sight of your tears damn well break his heart.
He cups the side of your face gently and presses a tender kiss to your forehead, followed closely by your lips.
You don't want to melt, but you just can't help it. You cling to the front of his shirt and lean into his kiss, like you've been lost in the desert, and his lips hold the breath of life.
You almost don't realize it when his arms slip around your waist. He earns a surprised yelp from you when he gathers you close against his chest and rolls you underneath him.
You land against the pillows in a huff. You stare up at his playful smile, his green eyes glinting with amusement, with fondness, and also with desire as they roam over your breasts, barely contained by dark green satin and lace.
"I've been neglecting you, haven't I?" he says. His voice is a low, earthy drawl as his gaze rakes over you. His big hand runs down your side and over your hip, then down your bare thigh, squeezing soft, tender flesh. He slips that hand under the satin night gown.
His hand can't span your entire thigh, but it's not for lack of trying. Your heart beats a staccato rhythm at the way he looks at you, your breath hitching when his thumb dips between your legs, brushing against the damp, silky fabric of your panties.
"It's not because I don't find you sexy as hell. Believe me, darlin', I do," he says. "You're so fuckin' beautiful, especially when you're all laid out for me here."
And he means what he says. You know it by the hardness you feel pressing against your hip. You slip your fingers into his hair with a sigh.
He bows his head to press kisses along your neck; down and down, he noses at the thin strap of your night gown. His path of kisses continue, and he indulges himself by dipping his tongue between the valley of your breasts.
"Filling out this lacy little thing so nice," he murmurs into your skin.
Your upset has turned to abject relief, but you still have to blink away the remaining urge to cry.
You let out a slightly tremulous breath.
"Oh, yeah?" you ask.
Beau pauses. He pulls away, just so he can look up and meet your eyes. He still finds insecurity in yours, so he meets you with a kiss filled with heat and intent.
He's now wide awake. He plans to take his sweet time taking you apart, inch by inch.
In fact, in the back of his mind, he also plans to do better about letting his deputies help him out more at the precint so he can have a better work-life balance.
(Because going a whole damn month without the taste of you is "no bueno," in his words.)
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Soldier Boy (Ben)
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The man may not be very patient, or particularly perceptive, but he's not an idiot.
At least, not about sex.
He knows that you've been feigning tiredness, and generally avoiding his touch.
What's strange is that you haven't been avoiding him. You still cook for him, still share conversation with him, still insist on having him spoon you on the couch while catching him up on the past four decades of TV shows and movies.
But when he begins to sneak a hand under your oversized shirt (an old one of Ben's), caressing your hip, then dipping down to your softer stomach on the way to your panties, breaking your concentration from the movie as unease laces down your spine.
You grab his wrist on reflex, instead lacing your fingers together.
"What's the matter now?" he asks.
You look over your shoulder at him and find him frowning at you, a divot between his brows. You don't manage to hold his gaze for long.
"Sorry," you say quietly. "I'm just, um, tired."
Ben doesn't believe you, and he's direct when he calls you out on it.
Reluctant to put what you've been feeling into words, you pause the movie and leave the couch (and him) behind.
Ben is annoyed enough to follow you (and underneath, he hides an edge of concern). The conflict leads into the bedroom, where you're still unwilling to open up.
He finally stops you from walking away from him, pinning you against the dresser by your hips. He practically looms over you as he demands an answer. He knows you're hiding something โ€” something that's had you reluctant to let him touch you.
"Is there something you wanna tell me?" he says, a raw edge of warning in his tone. "What, are you fucking somebody else?"
Shock flashes in your eyes, making you angry. "What? No!"
"Well, you seem to be getting your fill somewhere, and it hasn't been from me--"
"Are you fucking serious? I'm not..." Your lips purse. You're actually hurt that he would hurl that accusation your way--and it couldn't be farther from the truth.
You tug your long shirt downwards and cross your arms, but it's more like you're hugging yourself, shielding your body away.
Ben's brows furrow a little bit more.
Eventually you get it out; you haven't been feeling up to being intimate because you're having a hard time even looking at yourself lately.
"I know I need to, um, get back in shape," you say, taking in a shaky breath to try and steady yourself. Your throat constricts, the beginnings of tears stinging your eyes. You want to look at anywhere but at Ben. "I just haven't had much time, with everything going on. But Annie gave me this guide on some different diets, like intermittent fasting, Keto--"
"Fasting," Ben intones. "What, you wanna fucking starve yourself? What the fuck is Keto?"
You sigh, barely resisting the urge to roll your eyes.
"No, not starve myself. And Keto's just..." The idea of trying to explain the new diet craze to your boyfriend is too daunting a task to consider. "Never mind. The point is, I have a plan. My hips, my thighs, my ass--"
Ben squeezes your hips at the mention of them. He happens to like the softness.
"Yeah, you've got a little extra. So fucking what?" he says, his voice deep and exacting as his gaze roams over your body. "Just gives me more to hold onto when I'm fucking you."
You utter a shocked laugh. "Ben!"
He grins lazily, and he turns you this way and that, admiring you from all angles. In his eyes, he doesn't find a side he doesn't like. You can't help but blush hotly under his gaze.
"Sweetheart, do whatever you want if it makes you feel good. But you don't need to starve yourself." His hands move to your ass, squeezing a bit harder on the plush flesh.
A yelp escapes you; he's pressing into you from the front as well, and you feel him heavy and already half-hard against you. You grab onto his arms for stability as your breaths quicken.
His attitude kind of surprises you, even though it soothes the frayed, insecure part of your soul that wants to be as beautiful and attractive in his eyes as he is in yours.
Ben is literally a super soldier. You're actually kind of jealous. The man can drug and booze hard and eat whatever the hell he wants, but his super metabolism just seems to absorb it into his washboard abs.
(The more you think about it, the more you want to smack him.)
Nothing about him isn't hard and lean, muscle and strength.
Only his hands have a measure of gentleless when they're holding you like this.
"I've just got so many stretch marks now," you begin to complain, in an emotional whisper.
He snorts. "And? You think it's anything I haven't seen?"
At that, your head tilts in consideration. Butcher's Granny Fucker remark comes to mind. You bite your lip against a smirk.
Ben crooks a curled finger under your chin. He guides you to meet his eyes, before he lures you into a lusty kiss.
It's somewhat rough because of his beard, but you still smile afterwards, leaning against him now.
"Ain't nothing about you that I can't handle," he adds, all smirking and cocky. To prove his point, he hooks those strong hands behind your thighs and lifts you onto the dresser.
You gasp and cling to his shoulders. From there, he makes quick work of ridding the oversized shirt from your body, revealing you to the cool air and his hot gaze.
You take his face in your hands and bring him in for an even steamier kiss, your heart lighter and trembling with anticipation.
You've held yourself from him long enough, Ben thinks, and he has every intention of devouring you right on your old dresser -- before you two even get to the bed.
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AN: ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ I feel like each of these could've been even longer with their own one-shot loll. I wrote the Midnight Espresso-verse for Dean, partially to explore what his relationship would be like with a plus-sized reader. ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–
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ahmakinyuhout ยท 3 years ago
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#january #thefuck #wdmc #bruhhhhh๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ #lol #lmao๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #wellshit #memes๐Ÿ˜‚ #meme #bwda #memesdaily #fuckery #wtf #funnyshit #welldamn #lmfao๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ https://www.instagram.com/p/CZE2M9pu--b/?utm_medium=tumblr
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l0v3st0n3d ยท 5 years ago
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#lmfao๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ https://www.instagram.com/p/B5gobzQB0XdmcfVZjaGcfaNJDMVjtF7zuoHWz40/?igshid=qqg9b2uahm01
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cplusstudios928 ยท 2 years ago
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Aw snap! That Sunny D getting you lit nowadays. #lmfao๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ (at Flagstaff, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqLbhSFPUBd/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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riccofreshperez ยท 2 years ago
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Letโ€™s Goโ€ฆ. #fortnite #lmfao๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ (at Scottsdale, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp1jEYAuh9D/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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thedarkmarkshow ยท 2 years ago
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So much fun @jokerswildshow I won the raffle and got to follow #comedy #legends @joeymedinacomic and @sobel_barry Check out this insanity every 2 weeks #noho #northhollywood #universalbarandgrill #funny #lol #lmfao๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ (at Universal Bar & Grill) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpwl6OsOWakj0bH7gIHnIOUVPCXbVkf2B-tK5I0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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#imthedaddy #thatmybaby #taxseason #lmfao๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn54Vl2tpk0vHbOx8cgFt6YDLwEnR9ab69-Qaw0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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OMFG!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฏ I just got a new line! ๐Ÿคพ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ โ€ข โ€ข โ€ข #funnyme #hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha #evillaugh #omgdatsfunny #hilariousmeme #lmfao๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ #brothatsfunny #funnyafmemes #funnyshitt #yooo #morningfunnies #morningfunny #atlpromoter #mademenevents (at Atlanta, Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdng4Ptuz4W/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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#lmfao๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ #lmfao https://www.instagram.com/p/CXgE4GzOU0qCmCUSRqIAUV4gQZcurDmNwDCukI0/?utm_medium=tumblr
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zepskies ยท 6 months ago
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Omg thanks, Wayne!! I love the vote of confidence. ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’š
Oh God, that IS the question, isn't it? ๐Ÿคฃ He really is an ass of epic proportions, even when he's "tame."
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My Spanish is mediocre at best, but even I understood that ๐Ÿ˜‚
lmfao it's all about the context clues on that one. ๐Ÿ˜ I'm sure you understood it perfectly, considering all the Spanish you accomplished in Polaris! ๐Ÿค
God, he really knows how to get his way, doesn't he? It's like having a parasite live with you and suck you dry. Jesus ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚
Oh, he's a master of spin and (sexy) deflection. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚
Perfect use of that promp, girl ๐Ÿคฃ
Ahahaa thank you, my lovely. ๐Ÿ˜‚ I thought it fit pretty well lmfao.
The hysterical line always gets me with him, too! You can just tell he ๐Ÿ’ฏ throws it out as often as he can, together with "Are you on your fucking period?" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Ughhh on GOOOOD -- the way I would want to smother him. (Perhaps not even in a sexy way.) ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
WHY??? Why does he keep piling on? Dear God, does he want to die?!
He's too fucking comfortable, that's for sure!! ๐Ÿ˜‚
Omg I've never seen Glee, but from that gif I can already tell Santana Lopez is a queen. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ
DECEASED ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
LOL I'm so glad/grateful the "dependant on my taxes" line became a fan favorite, because it was one of those that made me laugh, but I wasn't sure if anyone else would connect with it. ๐Ÿคฃ
If I remember correctly, this is where I might have blacked out ๐Ÿซ  You fucking killed me with all that hotness, jfc ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Ahaha I did my best!! ๐Ÿ˜œโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ
This was so beautiful ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿค
Aww thank you!! ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน I thought it was important to slip in that moment of honesty for Ben, even if just in his inner thoughts.
God, Alex, I need more of them. I crave more of them! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ You hear me? Gimme, gimme, GIMME! I so wanna know how this all started. Knowing your creative mind and exceptional writing, I know this series will be amazing โ€“ just like everything else! Can't wait to see what you'll do with these two ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’œ
See, this is just one of many reasons why I love you!! lol I so appreciate that encouragement, thank you so much! ๐Ÿฅน I have most of the outline written, so I can tell you that their story would start post-season 3 like Break Me Down (but like, RIGHT after season 3 lol). I just need to map out the last act of the story. So stay tuned!! ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•
Lost in Translation
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Pairing: Soldier Boy (Ben) x Female POC!Reader
Summary:ย Living with this man isnโ€™t easy, and youโ€™ve absolutely had it with him. Supe or not, youโ€™re one step shy of kicking him out. Will he try to make it up to you?ย 
AN:ย So after getting requests for a Soldier Boy x POC!Reader, Iโ€™ve had a short series in development called Unravel Me. Iโ€™m a bit stalled on the outline right now, so I thought this could be a fun way to introduce their relationship and see if you guys think I should continue with the prequel, kind of like how I did with Checkerboardย and the Break Me Down-verse.
This story would take place afterย Unravel Me, after a fair bit of character development lol. It also fulfills a bingo square for @jacklesversebingo!
Prompt:ย โ€œWhatever youโ€™re going to ask, the answer is No!โ€
Song Inspo: โ€œDamageโ€ย by H.E.R.
Word Count: 3.4K
Tags/Warnings: 18+ only! Smut, bit of dirty talk, fingering, edging, someย angst, fluff and feels. The reader is a mixed race POC (Afro Latina), with textured hair.ย 
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The apartment was quiet, but not peaceful.
You were in the kitchen washing the Mt. Everest of dishes piled in the sink, partly because someone hadnโ€™t rinsed off his own plate of carne guisada.
Ben had asked for beef for dinner yesterday, and youโ€™d graciously delivered with your grandmotherโ€™s recipe for the stew. It was filled with chunks of tender, fall-off-your-fork beef, garlic, onions, carrots, and moreโ€”all marinated to perfection, if you said so yourself. You even added in some little yellow potatoes, both for taste and texture.
Apparently, he couldnโ€™t be bothered to put those meaty man muscles to good use, aside from shoveling three helpings into his mouth.
A bottomless pit and a freakinโ€™ man-child, I swear to God, you inwardly groused as you scrubbed the ceramic a bit too hard with the rough side of the sponge. No matter how many times you asked, nicely, it seemed your boyfriend couldnโ€™t manage to pull his weight around here.
Okay, you knew his job could be demanding, but so was yours.
What the hell is this, Maid in Manhattan? Newsflash: Iโ€™ve got shit to do too!ย 
โ€œAnd I cooked!โ€ you muttered in indignation. That reminder propelled you to scrub a bit harder. The least he could do was clean the kitchen. Or take out the trash. Or toss the laundry into the washing machine once in a while. Like you reallyย wanted to handle his dirty boxers all the damn time.
Did he have no shame? Couldnโ€™t he do anythingย for you without you having to ask him three million times?
Es que รฉl es bruto, mija, as your Dominican grandma would say about your grandpa, often while swiping a tired hand over her long braids. Esย como un animal con ropa.
Just then, you heard his heavy steps creaking on the wood floors in your bedroom. Today was his day off, so he was probably taking his sweet time rolling his ass out of bed.
Meanwhile, you were hustling to get the place at least decently clean before you got yourself together for work. The thought made you simmer as you continued to place dishes on the counter rack. Each one clacking to rest was satisfying, but it also ticked up your internal dial to a fine boil.ย 
You heard him bang the bathroom door open and cringed internally, your teeth grinding. Youโ€™d reminded him three times already about the neighbors and the noise.
Sabes que, supe or not, Iโ€™m about toโ€”ย 
โ€œMorning, sweetheart.โ€
Benโ€™s voice washed over you, deep and still a little rough with sleep as he stepped into the kitchen. His old man loafers slid against the floor with every step when he approached you from behind, and his heavy hands found a familiar resting place on the curve of your waist.
He swiped your slightly wild curls to the side and pressed a tantalizing kiss into your neck. His voice, his touch, the brief scrape of his beard; it all caused a small shiver of delight up your spine.
โ€œHmm, you smell good. Good enough to eat.โ€ And he teased you with the graze of his teeth, biting gently enough where your neck met your shoulder. You flinched with half a huff, trying not to smile.ย 
Just like that, it took the edge off your irritationโ€ฆa little. You opened your mouth to reply, but before you couldโ€ฆ
โ€œHey,โ€ he said, โ€œsince youโ€™re already up and about in here, how about some breakfโ€”โ€
Your spine tightened once again.
โ€œWhatever youโ€™re going to ask, the answer is No!โ€ you snapped. You moved out of his arms to grab a hand towel to dry your hands with. They were all pruny from washing dishes.
โ€œIโ€™m already running late. Why? Because this place is a fucking mess, and the only one who seems to care is me!โ€ you exclaimed. First, you gestured to the dishes now drying on the rack. โ€œHmm?โ€
You then opened up the lid to the full-to-bursting trashcan. โ€œWhat do you call that, huh? You said youโ€™d take this out last night. After I asked you twice. What, was I not speaking English? Did something get lost in translation, or are you already losing your hearing? Just let me know, โ€˜cause I can sure as hell crank up the volume for you!โ€
Ben raised a brow. You read his thoughts in his surly frown. You have some fucking audacity, talking to him like that, but itโ€™s still early. He hasnโ€™t even had his coffee, for Christโ€™s sake.
If he was more awake, no doubt heโ€™d be barking back at you. Instead, he heaved a sigh, drew closer to you and shut the trashcan lid. At least there was one lid he knew how to close.
โ€œAll right, itโ€™s just a little mess. No need to get fucking hysterical,โ€ he said, trying to grasp your arm to placate you. You shrugged out of his hold and crossed your arms in anger.
โ€œBen, itโ€™s not just a little mess. And what is this, 1945? Iโ€™m not hysterical!โ€
His lips twitched at a smirk, making you even angrier. But heโ€™d caught enough smoke from you in the past to know he didnโ€™t want it at 8:00 in the morning. He grasped your arms and rubbed them up and down, trying to sooth you.
โ€œOkay, okay. Itโ€™s a little early for all this Latina temper, donโ€™tcha think?โ€ he said, pressing a kiss to your forehead. Your gaze snapped up at him with a glare.
Oooh, this man.ย He knew how to get you mad fucking tight.
Not in a good way.
Instead of exploding like Mount Fuji, you kept it all under your skin. You turned away from him and aimed to continue getting ready for work, but first, you took out a Greek yogurt from the fridge and wholly ignored him taking up space in the kitchen. You wouldnโ€™t answer him when he called your name. In fact, you were going to give him the most frigid of cold shouldersโ€”so cold heโ€™d get hyperthermia through that invulnerable skin.
He waylaid your plans when he grabbed your hand, swinging you back into his arms. You gasped at the suddenness of it, looking up into his cocky, charming smile. You couldnโ€™t stare too long at his green eyes, or the rest of his handsome, bearded face. Not when he knew exactly how to use it against you.
โ€œDonโ€™t think thatโ€™s gonna get you out of this,โ€ you warned him. You set your yogurt on the kitchen counter and pushed at his chest, but it was no more effective than pushing at a mountain and expecting it to move.
His hands spanned your waist, his fingers beginning to press into your soft sides. He bowed his head, brushing his lips against your neck and the shell of your ear when he said, โ€œOut of what, baby doll? Looks to me like we can still have a good morning.โ€
His voice once against trilled heat and tingles through your body, but you managed to lean back, holding the pads of your fingers to his lips.
โ€œHey, Iโ€™m not playing around here. If weโ€™re gonna do this,โ€ you pointed between him and yourself, โ€œthen let me make one thing really clear. Iโ€™m not la sirvienta around here, okay? Iโ€™m not your fucking maid. Iโ€™m your girl. Your partner. And since you live here now, Iโ€™m gonna need you to do your part.โ€
Ben almost rolled his eyes, but you grasped his chin. He frowned at you with furrowed brows. There was a time where he would've been inclined to grab your wrist and try to intimidate you with his temper. You saw it lying in wait behind his pursed lips and irritated stare, but you weren't afraid of him. Not anymore.
โ€œListen to me. I get that you havenโ€™t lived like us commoners for most of your life, but this stuff is important,โ€ you said. You took a deep breath, and you counted to three. You met him with a calmer gaze. โ€œBen, I love you.โ€
You let go of his chin and lowered your hand, letting it splay over his chest. He softened, ever so slightly, even though his frown remained.
โ€œI love you,โ€ you repeated, โ€œbut I donโ€™t need a man-child.โ€
"Excuse me?" he did snap this time, his hold loosening from around your waist. "The fuck did you just say?"
You narrowed your eyes right back at him.
"You heard me," you said. "I want a man. A man who's going to be my rock when I need him. Can you do that for me, like I do for you? Are you gonna be my man, or do I need to claim you as a dependent on my taxes?"
His expression sharpened again at your thinly veiled accusationโ€ฆbut the longer he looked into your eyes, no longer angry, but earnest and imploring, the more he actually listened to what you were saying. His jaw worked for a moment in annoyance. You subtly softened him with your hands soothing up and down his arms, a slow back and forth over solid, warm muscle.
Eventually, he was able to curb his instinct to bark a callous reply. He nodded, expelling a breath through his nose.
โ€œFine,โ€ he said.
Your brows rose. โ€œFine?โ€
โ€œYeah,โ€ he said flatly.
You knew it was the closest you were going to get to an agreement, as well as an apology. You were still working on that last one, but dating this man was a work in progress, for both of you. With a sigh, you patted his arms that were slowly wrapping back around you.
โ€œOkay, Iโ€™m really running late now,โ€ you said.
โ€œYou should probably get a move on then,โ€ Ben said.
Still, he didnโ€™t release you. He stared down at you with an amused smile while you struggled against his hold. You uttered a laugh.
โ€œBabe, I need to get to work.โ€ You leaned over and spied the oven clock. โ€œOh, shit!ย itโ€™s almost 8:30! If Iโ€™m not there by 9:00โ€”โ€
โ€œYou sure you want to go now? Tense, body all tight,โ€ he said, his voice deep with sensuous suggestion.
His lips neared yours, but he didnโ€™t kiss you. Not yet. His lips veered away to brush against your cheek. He inhaled deeply as he moved, taking in the floral scent of your soap, mixed with the army of products you styled your hair with, and the faint imprint of your perfume from the night before. He skimmed down your neck and along the shell of your ear.
โ€œWouldnโ€™t you rather I fuck all that tension right out of you?โ€ he offered. โ€œLeave you nice and warm and satisfied, have that pretty pussy coming hard on my cock.โ€
You let out a shaky breath, closing your eyes as his filthy mouth and the timbre of his voice struck a chord through your body, tinging warm arousal between your legs. Your fingers tightened on his strong arms, digging into the fabric of his loose robe. Ben took that as a wordless confirmation. He bent at the knees and grabbed you up by your plush thighs. You wrapped your arms around his neck on instinct, with a small gasp.
But you recovered quickly. Taking his face into your hands, you met his lips roughly with yours in a devouring kiss. He set you down on the kitchen counter hard enough to make the clean dishes rattle. His hands were just as claiming as his mouth, squeezing your hips and thighs as he spread them open to make more room for himself.
While your tongue dueled with his, you shoved the robe off his shoulders, followed by his sleep shirt pooling to the floor. His hand slid under your top as well, and almost ripped it at the hem in his haste to get it up and over your head.
โ€œOw, ah-ow!โ€ You giggled when the collar got caught on your hair. Benโ€™s breathy chuckle reached your ears. He was gentler in how he helped get the shirt off the rest of the way. Your mane of hair fell into your face, and you huffed.
Ben did you the favor of brushing the thick curls away from your eyes, tugging several strands behind your ears, even though most of them didnโ€™t obey him. He framed your face with his big hands, and his thumbs swept along your skin, the rich complexion shining in the morning light filtering through the kitchen window.
There was more care in his touch now, his strength tempered just for you. Fond amusement colored his features. For as much shit as you gave him, you still gave him more of yourself; more of your trust, your patience...and all the rest of it. You gave him more than anyone that had come before you, and deep inside, he doubted anyone that might come after you.
You smiled up at him, a little wryly. You leaned up and met him for a gentler kiss. Your eyes fell closed at the feeling of him, and the spicy hint of his aftershave. It was a scent that often clung to his pillows. When he was gone on a mission for days on end, you wouldnโ€™t admit to clinging to one of them to help you sleep, and make you feel safe.ย 
โ€œMmm, youย smell good,โ€ you whispered. And it was true. He smelled like mint and spicy aftershave. You plied his lips with deeper kisses, licking into his mouth with a sensuous tongue, before you stole his words. โ€œGood enough to eat.โ€
He uttered a groan deep in his throat. It satisfied you, enhancing the warm flood between your legs. ย 
Fuck it. You were calling in sick today.
You drew him back into the pull of you, winding your arms around his neck and your fingers in his hair. It was getting long again, but you liked it. You liked something to hold onto, just as much as he did. Your nails brushed against his scalp, down the back of his neck, earning a hum of pleasure from him. You wound your legs tightly around his hips and invited the press of his hard cock against your throbbing core, even through your panties and pajama pants. A faltering groan caught in his chest.
โ€œNeedier that I thought this morning,โ€ he remarked. His warm hands drifted down to cup your breasts, his thumbs brushing over dark, pebbled nipples. You sighed into his mouth in response.
You heard the cocky grin in his voice, but for once, you didnโ€™t care. You didย need him. You wanted him to fuck the stress and chaos out of you.
โ€ฆWell, heโ€™d caused most of it, but still. He was gonna damn well fix it.
And he aimed to do just that, with his hands sliding farther down your body with purpose, grabbing the waistband of your pajama pants and roughly sliding them down, along with your panties. Your bare ass felt cold against the tile counter, but you didnโ€™t have too much time to think about it with Benโ€™s thick fingers probing between the wet, glistening folds of your pussy. He soon found what he was searching for, circling firmly over your clit.
Your hips raised off the counter as you whimpered against his lips and ground yourself against his hand. You broke from his kiss to bury your face in his neck. Benโ€™s free hand grasped your hip and pulled you right to the edge of the counter.
There he held you down, his brows furrowing in concentration. His fingers sought your entrance and slipped inside you with ease. By now, he knew what angles would have you squirming, writhing, your body arching into him, while your inner walls clenched around his hand.
โ€œFuck. Thatโ€™s right, baby doll. Iโ€™ve gotcha,โ€ he said roughly, continuing to fuck your pussy with his fingers. His thumb rubbed against your clit between strokes.
The coil in your lower belly began to tighten, the delicious throbbing deep inside beginning to make your thighs shake. But just as you felt yourself tipping over the edge, Ben withdrew his fingers from your sopping channel.
You struggled to catch your breath in shock. Your head raised from Benโ€™s shoulder to glare at him. When your mouth opened to deliver an indignant protest, he silenced you with his mouth claiming yours. Your nails bit into his shoulder in retaliation, even though you knew it wouldnโ€™t hurt him in the slightest. In fact, it only curved his lips into a smirk against yours.
You slapped him on the shoulder, immensely frustrated, but also laughing. โ€œYouโ€™re such an asshโ€”โ€
Before you could even finish cursing him, he gathered you up again and lifted you off the counter. He walked you over to the couch in the living room. He wouldโ€™ve loved nothing better than to lay you out across the two-seater table in the kitchen, but he thought the shitty old wood might just give out under the strain of him fucking you. So the living room was a close second, and in this tiny-ass apartment, it was barely a few feet more to walk.
He laid you out underneath him on couch, and it groaned and squeaked under both of your weight. You squeaked too, if for a different reason. It had Ben smirking down at you. He freed himself from the confines of his pajama pants and coated his rock-hard arousal with the leftover wetness coating his hand.
โ€œI approve of the scene change,โ€ you said breathlessly, once again stroking his arms. Your fingers slipped over every dip and plain of muscle.ย ย 
โ€œDidnโ€™t think you wanted to be fucked on some cold tile,โ€ he said, even if the sentiment behind his words warmed you. You were pretty sure he didnโ€™t used to care about that. At least, before he met you.
He grabbed your hips, lined himself up to your entrance, and his cock breached you smoothly, pushing into you until his hips fit snugly against yours.
โ€œOh, fuck,โ€ you choked out, your thighs squeezing around his frame.
โ€œFeel good, sweetheart? All fuckin' filled up,โ€ Ben teased, a bit breathless himself. You were a tight fucking fit. He slid out of you experimentally, drawing a moan from your lips. You nodded.
โ€œYeah, baby. So good,โ€ you freely admitted, panting all the while.
Benโ€™s hot gaze drew over you as he continued moving hard and fast inside you. He took in your every bare curve, the way hot breaths and sexy moans fell from your lips with every thrust, the way your hair fanned out underneath you and hung off the side of the sofa cushion, the way your hands still explored him and touched him, demanding, but still loving.
For that, it was all the more tantalizing against his skin, warming even the darkest places he tried not to show you.
And every drag of his cock inside you stretched your inner walls in the most delicious of ways. It wasnโ€™t just that he was able to fill you to the fucking brim. He also just knew his way around a womanโ€™s body. He knew you, and he knew exactly how to make you come undone. Even quick and dirty on your couch, he made you feel brand new.ย 
He was right, damn him.
The coil deep inside you snapped. Pleasure crested through you and made your inner walls squeeze him tight, fluttering and pulsing with warmth. You came hard on his cock, hard enough to milk his release shortly after for all he was worth.
His forearms fell to the cushion on either side of your head. You were basically being smothered, but for the moment you didnโ€™t mind. You just held his sweat-slick body against yours while you both caught your breath, each of your heartbeats falling back into a steady rhythm.
He was always so damn warm. It was nice, considering how cold it was this winter, but the thought always made you a bit sad. It reminded you of the power housed in his chest, and every memory he caged there as well.
You laid a gentle kiss on his shoulder. In return, his lips found the side of your head and hesitated there.
โ€œYouโ€™re not going to work,โ€ he said. It was more an observation than anything else.
You laughed breathlessly and shook your head. โ€œNope.โ€
He nodded. โ€œLetโ€™s go out for breakfast.โ€
You could get behind that. Your kitchen was finally clean, which meant your kitchen was closedย until further notice.
โ€œShower first,โ€ you stipulated.
You felt Benโ€™s smile grow against your dewy skin. โ€œAll right.โ€
You sighed, and he guided you to your feet along with him. You had a feeling โ€œbreakfastโ€ was going to be lunchย by the time you and Ben finally escaped this apartment.ย ย ย ย ย ย 
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AN:ย Lol hope you had fun with this one! Let me know if you'd like to see more of these two! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š
Spanish Translations:
Es que รฉl es bruto, mija. Esย como un animal con ropa.
Itโ€™s that heโ€™s stupid, my daughter. He'sย like an animal with clothes.
However, โ€œbrutoโ€ can also mean brutish, crude, and/or like a beast, so it fits in more than one way. ๐Ÿ˜‚
Sabes que, โ€ฆ
You know what, โ€ฆ
La sirvienta
The servant (or maid) (female)
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ahmakinyuhout ยท 3 years ago
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gawd damnit #smfhโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธ #wdmc #lmfao๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ #thefuck #lol #wellshit https://www.instagram.com/p/CZEziDHuYw-/?utm_medium=tumblr
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l0v3st0n3d ยท 6 years ago
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#lmfao๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ https://www.instagram.com/p/BzBwoyMh8B9UnYemrBwAnc--U0EnvfKdFvj9P00/?igshid=1q07ab0a8xi63
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cplusstudios928 ยท 2 years ago
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This is so damn true! #lmfao๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ (at Flagstaff, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqJBiGuPam6/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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riccofreshperez ยท 2 years ago
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Plz Donโ€™tโ€ฆ #lmfao๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ (at Phoenix, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/CphFEXPOMmn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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