#loljk

[jennhoney]

Somebody ate all their breakfast and is going to puppycamp today!

[goodiecornbread]

I'm like 10 pages into Check, Please! and I'm absolutely obsessed.

Why didn't any of you jagweeds tall me how great it is?!

[hayaku14]

Shinichi huffs and complains whenever Kaito scoops him up in a princess carry but he'll wraps his arms around Kaito and tuck his head in because he was carried a lot during his Conan Era and he misses being held like that.

[smashthegiantkiller]

Who is this random DILF, and where can I find him?

[neoneun-au]

i want to submit an old group but i feel like we stanned the same groups lol,… can you do uniq then?

i can and I WILL

(that was a lie i only know two by name 🤪 i wanted to call one of them shaun and for some reason now i don't think thats far off....)

[alicemitch09writes]

Not Atsumu still catching strays 💀 May he find some peace amen 😻

how about no (loljk. i have a love-hate relationship with his JP VA - Mamoru Miyano, who's a fellow Gemini huehe)

[thirstyvampyr]

[dumbaf]

let's do drugs and scream at each other allllll night, bb.

👹

[sad-writers]

prompt: would you choose him in a room full of men?

I wouldn't. I'd talk to the first one that approaches me and then politely excuse myself. I'd find dad and dutts and our favorite history teachers. I'd talk to my childhood crushes that I can have a conversation with for once without blushing away. but all this time, throughout every conversation, I'm watching him from the corner of my eye. does he look my way? is he watching my every move? does he turn from me when I talk to a boy or does he start approaching from the corner of the room? and when I've had enough, we make direct eye contact (it's hot) and I smile with a smirk that's only for him, to say I see you. I'll be there. and when he's waited for me long enough, like I waited all these years, we have our own private world in the corner of the room and everyone knows exactly who he is and how I write about him. for as long as he waits, I'll find him at the end of the day. my world will settle and shimmer and I choose everything else. then he's factored in. he waits because he knows I'd choose him again and again.

[s0lsticebirdy]

ye they didnt have enough fuel from their aries placements so they siphoned from me + gee....but now its just gee!

[cashmoneychiyo]

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Chapter 143, Part 1

Part 2 here [x]

© Cash Money Chiyo (@grolia, min, and @waxlightjohn!)

[andy-clutterbuck]

LA TIMES - 2017

[hayaku14]

(Long ask, I apologize!)

-💌 A thought for your French Kaito HC/AU(?):

Shinichi Kudou can't speak French. English? Yes. French? No.

Kaitou Kuroba on the other hand can. He's a cheeky bastard with many confusing, ulterior motives. At the beginning of their odd new friendship, Kuroba introduces Shinichi to others as "Mon Copain" (My boyfriend) and "Mon Mari!" (My husband). Shinichi is very confused and is slightly concerned with Kaito mocking him as he can't understand his French. Till' the lovely day he decides to translate it by using audio translation (resaying Kaito's phrases, so to speak.) He'sis even MORE confused when the definition arrives. He calls Kaito in frustration begging him to tell him what the fuck it means because all of the translations are wrong, "boyfriend" and "husband" don't seem like an entertaining mockery.

Kaito laughs softly into the phone and responds with "But you are, aren't you? Mon copain means boyfriend, the translations aren't wrong. Unless you want them to be." And Shinichi swears he can hear Kaito pouting on the other end.

He becomes incredibly embarrassed and irritated.

"You think you can call me your boyfriend and not even ask me out?" He's breathless and flustered and he hangs up on Kaito.

...They're dating now. :)

TD;LR: French asshole Kaito. They're dating now. Sort of.

NEVER APOLOGIZE!!! SEND ME KAISHIN STUFF AND I'LL DEVOUR THEM!!!!!

"You think you can call me your boyfriend and not even ask me out?"

I LOVE THIS LINE LMAOOOOOO. I love hopelessly in love kaishin still snarking at each other.

I find it hilarious that Shinichi in your scenario decided that Kaito's french must've been wrong cause no way would he call him those if he knew LOL

Honestly though, I think Shinichi won't even let a second go by of him not knowing whatever tf Kaito said in french that he didn't know so he'll probably look it up immediately and be like, "Oh he must be fucking with me. Just the usual teasing, nothing serious."

But then it goes on and it frustrates Shinichi because he's seriously in love with Kaito and, "How dare this man casually call me his boyfriend in french as if he doesn't know I would google the translation the second he's out of the room." Shinichi knows that Kaito knows that he knows what it means but Kaito still continues to call him that. It's like putting a big sign on things Shinichi wants but can't have. So at some point Shinichi snaps in frustration which has Kaito all confused and then it continues to the rest of the scenario you said lol

Shinichi all pissed saying, "You think you can call me your boyfriend and not even ask me out?" is just so funny to think about lol

Also Kaito having whiplash cause every time he called Shinichi 'Mon copain' or 'Mon mari' he'd blush and Kaito thought for sure he liked it only for Kaito to find out that it actually pissed Shinichi off lol

They just really need to talk 😂

THANK YOU ANON!!! Sorry for the late reply....I do that....a lot.....*sweats*

[temeyes]

Who’s a better dancer? Gaz or Soap? (I’m going for Gaz)

OH, IT'S DEFINITELY GAZ- WITHOUT QUESTIOn!

here's the thing: Gaz is the kind of guy that goes to clubs and dance his heart out when he's drunk. LIKE he definitely knows the choreography and the lyrics for the Mamma Mia song numbers BY HEART (i would dance with him too cuz i love dancing to the Mamma Mia ost LOL)

Soap on the other hand, i mean.. he wouldn't be Bad per se.... but i imagine he'd dance like how Sims 4 characters would, even with the skill bar up to max; a bit awkward but he goes ALL OUT

[palalabu]

liam, that hair is dollar store draco malfoy, ok

[deus-ex-mona]

the lxl situations radio sure was. ✨a thing✨