#loove snark for ever

[juxtafruition]

i was playing half-life and got the snark for the first time and i just had 2 draw this

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kurvakiousSexekutionoir 1

-- kurvakiousSexekutionoir [KS] began trolling talentedSalad [TS] at 20:56 --

[08:56] KS: heloo kiwi

[08:56] TS: Hey hey!! It's been a while, dude. :3

[08:56] TS: How's the doggo?

[08:56] KS: way too loong~

[08:57] KS: mooms gooood, still being a

[08:57] KS: bitkh~ ;)

[08:57] TS: SO like, where ARE you now?

[08:58] KS: uuuuummmmm the edge oof a foorest? its at a krooss sektioon oof water

[08:58] KS: yoou?

[08:59] TS: You get lost so easily. :/ As for me, I'm still in the same place. Prol'ly gonna have to move soon though.

[08:59] KS: ooh yeah? why this time?

[08:59] KS: and oo be fair i wanter aimlessly

[09:00] KS: wander*

[09:00] KS: too*

[09:00] KS: shut it

[09:00] TS: ^_^ Because it's not "SAFE"

[09:00] TS: You know the drill

[09:00] KS: yup i get ya

[09:01] KS: hoonestly with hoow kloose we are too the water im kinda woorried aboout seadwellers

[09:01] TS: I can never convince them that it's fine for us to stay in one place, so maybe if you send me your coordinates I can trick them into moving us closer together

[09:02] KS: dude, doo they knoow that i knoow?

[09:02] TS: Uhhhhhh

[09:02] TS: no

[09:02] TS: It's a secret

[09:02] KS: danger.

[09:03] TS: ;)

[09:03] KS: they might hurt me oor moom foor knoowing brootatoo

[09:03] KS: just leave. yoour a groown assed trooll

[09:03] TS: Look, I'll just pick the location without telling them WHY I wanna go there

[09:03] TS: They never need to know you exist

[09:03] KS: mmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmm

[09:04] KS: doo yoou feel the skeptikisim in my exeading amoount oof ms?

[09:04] TS: Yes, I feel it. The Mm's leak into my very core, staining me in an expression of doubt and deliciousness

[09:05] TS: Just gimme the coordinayes

[09:05] KS: kinky~ yeah oone sek

[09:05] KS: {koooordinates SENT}

[09:06] TS: {coordinates RECEIVED}

[09:06] TS: Hey, thanks

[09:06] KS: ill make sure moom doosnt eat yoou

[09:06] KS: aktully shell think its gooood that im getting pakk mates

[09:07] TS: Hopefully I'll be seeing you in the near future. THEN we can worry about your mom eating me

[09:07] KS: i mean its soomething too prewarn aboout

[09:08] KS: ya knoow?

[09:08] TS: Hey, quick question... Is it grassy there?

[09:08] KS: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooHHHHHHHHHHHH yeah

[09:08] KS: alergies?

[09:08] TS: I dunno. No?

[09:09] KS: then why ask aboout gras?

[09:09] KS: grass

[09:09] KS: gy j5trw4

[09:09] TS: This cross-section of water... Is it a river or a lake?

[09:09] KS: its woooods oon edge oof sea. theres a lake kloose by

[09:10] KS: oone sek ive goot soomoone litatally stinkking there noose oon my skrean

[09:11] TS: oh geez.

[09:11] TS: Hi mom.

[09:11] KS: she likks the skrean when ever she sees yoour writing

[09:11] KS: kooloor bling my left boottoom moost grub foooot

[09:11] TS: What

[09:12] KS: kooloor blind*

[09:12] KS: she likes yoou

[09:12] KS: i think

[09:12] TS: What X2 combo

[09:12] KS: ... when we talk

[09:12] TS: I don't see what that has to do with grub fet

[09:13] KS: she kisses the koomputer

[09:13] TS: How does that have ANYTHING to do with your grub feet??

[09:14] KS: ... yoouve never heard that expressioon?!

[09:14] TS: What's the expression that I'm apparently missing?

[09:14] KS: my left foooot just moore indepth

[09:14] KS: its like

[09:15] KS: thing is tootaly real!

[09:15] KS: bull shit aka my left foooot

[09:15] TS: Oh wait. I think I get it now.

[09:15] KS: i just went krazy with it

[09:15] TS: Okay. So your doggo mom can see color. THAT is your point.

[09:15] KS: yes

[09:16] KS: gooood joob

[09:16] KS: yoou did it

[09:16] KS: im soo prooud

[09:16] TS: eat my shorts

[09:17] TS: Irakit

[09:17] TS: Why do you roam?

[09:17] KS: woodoont yoou wear kakies?

[09:17] KS: bekause im a loow blooood and id like too live?

[09:18] KS: i doont knoow what yoou mean?

[09:18] KS: why doo yoou

[09:18] TS: I wouldn't roam if I had the choice. :/

[09:19] KS: wait why is that saness

[09:19] KS: why stay still?

[09:19] TS: It would be nice to be able to sit still and make some IRL friends

[09:19] TS: We could hang out

[09:19] TS: Find a favorite spot

[09:19] KS: ...

[09:19] TS: Like a picnic

[09:20] TS: sorry

[09:20] TS: That's dumb

[09:20] KS: noow im goonna have too likk yoou foor being kute

[09:20] TS: Crikey

[09:20] KS: noope its sweet

[09:20] KS: tootaly dangeroous and woould happen after the doown fall oof skookiety

[09:21] KS: but super sweet, and kute

[09:21] TS: I mean, it'd be cool if we didn't have to usurp society in order to go to a cafe or something

[09:21] TS: I'd like to meet people

[09:21] KS: thats true...

[09:22] KS: id like too like meat peoople and noot have too run foor my shit

[09:23] TS: Do you even talk to anyone else besides me?

[09:23] KS: woolf moom koount?

[09:24] TS: No. Trolls only.

[09:24] KS: ... i toold ooff a seadweller a while bakk...

[09:24] KS: soo...

[09:24] KS: noo

[09:24] TS: WHoa, you did WHAT??

[09:24] TS: Are you ok???

[09:25] TS: Don't go getting killed on me!!

[09:25] KS: im fine it was like... a sweep agoo.

[09:25] TS: You never told me about that. :/ What happened?

[09:26] KS: he shoowed up trying too shoooot moom. i snarked at him and we fukkin booooked it.

[09:26] TS: A kid?

[09:26] KS: yeah like... 4 oor 5

[09:27] TS: Wow, a young one. No wonder you got away.

[09:28] KS: koold assed doog noose in my spine!!!!!

[09:28] KS: yeah noo kidding

[09:28] TS: It's amazing that you can type while being assaulted by barkbeast snout

[09:28] KS: didnt help that we was in the air and we were in the woooods

[09:28] TS: That probably made his job hard, yeah

[09:29] KS: definetly

[09:29] TS: At least hi didn't follow you

[09:29] KS: alsoo thank yoou foor the koompliment too my skills

[09:30] KS: if he had it woould have been bad

[09:30] KS: foor him

[09:30] TS: You're welcome? But maybe chill with the ego.

[09:30] TS: He PURPOSEFULLY tried to take on your lusus

[09:30] KS: meh, egoo keeps me brethoo

[09:30] TS: *eyebrow*

[09:30] KS: true. whikh means hes fukking stupid

[09:31] KS: *eyebroow waggle*

[09:31] KS: uhuhr9tj-0aet7897t5w5

[09:31] TS: *sighs* Dude.

[09:32] KS: im kareful. im oonly a tootaly booisterooid dikk oonline

[09:32] KS: with yoou

[09:32] KS: kause i have noooone else too loove me

[09:33] KS: if it boothers yoou soo mukh

[09:33] KS: i shall kease too egoo

[09:33] KS: will that please yoou?

[09:35] TS: Ho boy. That took me a minute to translate. Your spelling is atrocious.

[09:35] KS: its my quirk

[09:36] TS: Okay, okay. Just don't be all sad at me okay? I'm not exactly popular, so I don't wanna get rid of you either.

[09:36] KS: oor are yoou talking aboout booiseroois

[09:36] TS: Boisterous? You mean boisterous.

[09:36] KS: yaaaaayyyyy

[09:37] KS: *floops oover* afektioon has been granted

[09:38] TS: You are a loser.

[09:38] TS: :)

[09:38] KS: yoou too~ ;)

[09:39] TS: What are your plans now?

[09:40] KS: i have too fight too keep moom ff the koomputer. perhapse set up soome sikk rooleplay shiz~

[09:40] KS: and doodge droones

[09:42] TS: Drones? Way out there?

[09:45] KS: noot rekently but we may be mooving soooon AFTER YOOU GET HERE

[09:45] KS: moom hit the kaps

[09:45] KS: bus doog

[09:45] TS: You plan on moving again when I get there? :T

[09:46] KS: with yoou oof koourse

[09:46] KS: but yeah, im a little oold too be oon planet

[09:46] KS: i mean im almoost 10

[09:47] TS: Oh shit. Really? :o

[09:47] TS: U OLD

[09:47] KS: yup. yeah yeah yoou little shit hoow oold are yoou again?

[09:47] KS: 9

[09:47] KS: u shit

[09:48] TS: Yeah, well

[09:48] TS: Being deported is the least of my wories

[09:48] TS: *worries

[09:48] KS: being murthered is higher id imagine

[09:48] TS: Murthered?

[09:49] KS: like murdered mut meme

[09:49] KS: well it was a meme when i was like 6

[09:49] KS: good were oold

[09:49] KS: *gooood

[09:50] TS: Yeah, I have NO idea what you're talking about dude

[09:51] KS: its gooood too be oold

[09:51] KS: we kan pass oour shit too yoounger troolls

[09:51] KS: alsoo noot mut but

[09:52] TS: I literally have nothing worth passing on

[09:52] KS: i type fast

[09:52] KS: well theres yoour genes ;D

[09:52] TS: No. Do YOU have something worth passing on?

[09:53] KS: ... noope. looooks like ill have too assist yoou in passing oon genes

[09:54] TS: Ew. Dude, you're starting to sound like Teivel.

[09:54] KS: they makking oon my girl

[09:55] TS: What? No. I don't think he's serious.

[09:55] KS: gooood

[09:55] TS: He's kust a filthy memer like me

[09:55] KS: btw yoou didnt disagree that yoou were my girl~

[09:55] KS: kust?

[09:56] TS: Cust?

[09:57] KS: yoou said kust

[09:57] TS: I meant "just"

[09:57] TS: sorry

[09:57] KS: its ookayyyy

[09:58] KS: whikh oone is teivel again?

[09:58] TS: The filthy memer with a corpse addiction. You know, I could give you their contact information... :)

[09:58] KS: the peakookk oone? oor the lizard oone

[09:59] TS: Lizard.

[09:59] KS: *shaking head vergeroously* noonoonoo noo need too invoolve moore peoople. espekialy a highblooood.... hed aktually have reasoon too turn me in

[10:00] TS: He hasn't turned me in.

[10:00] KS: btw i saw

[10:00] KS: hmmmm i dunnoo...

[10:00] KS: why hasnt he is my questioon

[10:01] KS: annnnyyyyywaaaayyyyy

[10:01] KS: i saw

[10:01] KS: i saw oolive gaurden

[10:01] TS: Oh

[10:01] TS: You like?

[10:01] KS: yoou are a memer

[10:01] TS: I just asked Krolio (the nice peacock boy) and he said I could give you his handle

[10:02] TS: ;)

[10:02] KS: WOOT

[10:02] KS: WHY

[10:02] TS: I'm giving them yours

[10:02] KS: PEOOPLE

[10:02] KS: OOH GOOG NOOT READY

[10:02] KS: DEATH

[10:02] TS: his is aestheticVirtuoso

[10:02] KS: I WILL DIE

[10:02] KS: DATH

[10:02] KS: DIE

[10:02] KS: DOOOOMMMMMMMMM

[10:02] KS: peoople....

[10:03] TS: You are so flashy

[10:03] TS: Take a breath, maybe?

[10:03] TS: It's online.

[10:03] TS: They can't hurt you, and Krolio is super nice

[10:03] KS: right... yeah... ookay..

[10:04] TS: You gonna message them, or should I tell them to initiate first contact with your own alien self?

[10:04] KS: ... but... i koould... try?

[10:05] TS: Go ahead

[10:07] KS: i inikiated koontakt

[10:07] KS: kinda

[10:07] TS: Hey, good on you! ^_^

[10:07] KS: ....

[10:07] KS: i said hi

[10:07] KS: i feel stupid.

[10:07] KS: OOH GOOG THEY RESPOONDED HELP

[10:08] TS: http://www.clker.com/cliparts/e/N/K/a/E/m/green-thumbs-up-hi.png

[10:08] TS: You can do it!!

[10:08] KS: hoo doo i poolite am i sooing it riht halp

[10:09] TS: Just shill out. Talk to him like he's me, maybe? :/ He's cool, I swear.

[10:09] KS: ... hoow oold is he?

[10:11] TS: I think he's 8

[10:11] TS: Hang on while I confirm

[10:11] KS: ... hes a baby

[10:11] TS: Yeah okay you crusty old bag of barkbeast dung

[10:12] KS: smool thing...

[10:12] TS: *rolls eyes*

[10:12] KS: ... were boonding oover the letter g

[10:13] TS: He's 8!

[10:13] KS: mkay

[10:13] TS: How can you bond over a letter you strange scrag?

[10:14] KS: yoour memes

[10:14] TS: THAT IS NOT SOMETHING TO BOND OVER YOU FURRY

[10:15] KS: furry?

[10:15] KS: serioously?

[10:15] KS: nerd

[10:15] TS: :P

[10:15] TS: I just told Krolio that I'm 9

[10:15] KS: what he say?

[10:16] TS: He started asking about why I didn't leave the planet...

[10:16] TS: But that's okay!!

[10:16] KS: ooh dear he doosnt knoow

[10:16] TS: I trust him. :3

[10:17] KS: dooes e knoow?

[10:18] TS: You mean about my situation?

[10:18] TS: No.

[10:18] KS: but if yoou trust him why noot?

[10:18] KS: yoou toold the blue lizard guy

[10:18] TS: It's never come up until now.

[10:18] TS: I didn't tell him!

[10:18] KS: oohhh

[10:18] KS: wait wut

[10:19] TS: I did NOT tell Teivel

[10:19] KS: then hoow?

[10:19] TS: He probably just makes jokes about it because of the color of my font

[10:19] TS: I bet he doesn't ACTUALLY know

[10:20] KS: .... right. noot like every trooll ever uses their blooood kooloor instead.

[10:20] TS: I can pass as Olive!!

[10:21] KS: ..............................................................................................................................................................

[10:21] TS: *squints*

[10:21] KS: doont get a kut, shoow yoour eyes, blush too hard, wear yoour symbool

[10:21] KS: what oother rules doo yoou have again?

[10:22] KS: koommmoon kiwi yoou knoow better

[10:22] TS: Shut up. You forgot that I'm not allowed outside at all, unless we're moving to a new location.

[10:23] KS: again. groown assed trooll

[10:24] KS: live with me in the woooods and say fukk em

[10:24] TS: Yeah, but we both know that I wouldn't last a second out there. :( There's no way I'd be able to keep up with you. Besides, they're all really nice to me here.

[10:25] TS: I wouldn't wanna hurt their feelings.

[10:26] TS: I owe them so much.

[10:26] TS: I would've been culled long ago if not for them.

[10:27] KS: i oouldnt leave yoou behind doooof...

[10:27] KS: ookay noot fukk em then

[10:27] KS: maybe just

[10:27] KS: i need too spread my wings and fly

[10:28] TS: Yeah. Maybe.

[10:28] KS: yoou knoow ill never leave yoou behind. never abandoon yoou

[10:29] KS: unless im dead

[10:29] TS: Tch. Nice.

[10:29] KS: and then ill haunt yoour ass and like stakk yoour khairs oor soomething

[10:29] TS: You're weird as ever, Irakit.

[10:30] KS: and yoour as dense as ever saness

[10:30] TS: Why you gotta insult me like this? >:P

[10:30] TS: You're a butt

[10:31] KS: *head pat* true

[10:32] TS: Hey, quick question... DO you usually cook your food?

[10:32] KS: its ookay noot too understand what im throowing doown

[10:32] KS: um yeah i doo. when i kan

[10:33] TS: How many times out of ten is it raw?

[10:34] KS: ....

[10:34] KS: 5

[10:34] TS: Yikes.

[10:34] KS: maybe 7

[10:34] TS: DOUBLE YIKES

[10:34] KS: id kooook moore foor yoou thoo

[10:35] KS: im used too it

[10:35] TS: XP

[10:35] KS: ???

[10:35] TS: You are cool and I like you, but ew.

[10:35] KS: what?

[10:35] TS: What do you eat, exactly?

[10:36] KS: antler beast. soometimes fish. depend oon what we katkh

[10:36] KS: friuts rare

[10:37] TS: Ever catch a lusus?

[10:37] KS: oonke. but it was woounded too moortality anyway.

[10:37] KS: im noo oorphaner ya knoow

[10:37] TS: ...ever eat a troll?

[10:38] KS: noot sinke i was like 2

[10:38] KS: that was my lusus

[10:38] TS: Your barkbeast is scary

[10:38] KS: shes sweet.

[10:39] TS: And murderous

[10:39] KS: noot any moore

[10:39] TS: Hm? That sounds... ominous.

[10:39] KS: eh

[10:40] TS: Is she okay?

[10:40] KS: yoou have sukh a sooft veiw... its nike

[10:41] KS: shes tootaly fine.

[10:41] TS: I'm not soft, I'm inexperienced.

[10:41] KS: im just noot a kannibal

[10:41] KS: its the same thing

[10:42] TS: No it's not. We don't know if I'm soft. I've never had to do anything dangerous.

[10:43] KS: kiwi its praktikall garenteed that a trooll will eat anoother trooll

[10:43] TS: I wonder if I have?

[10:43] KS: ever had grubskauke?

[10:43] TS: I don't know.

[10:43] KS: its noot too feed grubs

[10:44] TS: Yeah, I have no idea

[10:45] KS: ahhh i see...

[10:45] KS: well theres a khanke ya knoow?

[10:45] TS: Yeah, I suppose so.

[10:45] TS: BRB gotta barf

[10:46] KS: noo doont

[10:46] TS: *fake vomit sounds*

[10:46] KS: man oone oof these days ill tell yoou the tale oof the rainboowdrinkers

[10:48] TS: I know what rainbowdrinkers are. Are you referring to a specific story?

[10:48] KS: i mean what doo yoouthink they eat

[10:49] TS: Just blood. They don't have to KILL anyone.

[10:50] TS: They can

[10:50] TS: But they don't have to

[10:50] KS: isnt it alsoo like a weird sex thing? oor is that just bad roomank3 noovels

[10:50] TS: It... uh...

[10:50] TS: I'm not sure?

[10:51] KS: huh

[10:51] KS: yoou goonna ask?~~~~~~~~~~~~;D

[10:51] TS: Dude.

[10:51] TS: ...

[10:51] TS: ...

[10:51] TS: ...

[10:51] TS: Maybe.

[10:51] KS: yoour tempted!!!!! tesssss

[10:51] KS: yes

[10:51] KS: noot tes

[10:51] KS: wtf

[10:52] TS: I mean, I wanna know but it could be an awkward chat y'know?

[10:52] KS: anyway

[10:52] TS: yeha

[10:52] KS: yes thats true

[10:52] KS: i woould aprookh it ...

[10:52] KS: noot at all aktually bekause peoople skare the shit ooutta me

[10:52] KS: remember when we first me?

[10:53] KS: met*

[10:53] TS: What about it?

[10:53] KS: i loost trakk oof hoow ooften i kinda dik=sapeared oon yoou beakk then

[10:53] KS: we were soo yooung

[10:53] KS: soo full oof life

[10:54] TS: We're not THAT old, dipass

[10:54] KS: and free oof the kurioosity oof wheather oor noot blooood drinking was kinky

[10:54] KS: dipass

[10:54] KS: really

[10:54] KS: when did yoou sleep last?

[10:55] TS: Uhh... Yesterday...? I'm supposed to be getting ready for the move.

[10:55] KS: yeah i guess we shoould depart foor noow

[10:56] TS: Yeah, I guess.

[10:56] TS: You still talking to Krolio?

[10:56] KS: kinda? its awkward

[10:56] TS: What do you mean?

[10:56] KS: loong trails oof skilenke

[10:57] TS: On whose end?

[10:57] KS: yes

[10:58] TS: You could talk about your lusus

[10:59] TS: Or ask about his

[10:59] KS: we did. his steals keys. mine steals my fooood throough big eyes and whineing

[10:59] TS: Everything about your lusus is big

[11:00] TS: Talk abuot where you live. Apparently he lives in a forest too.

[11:00] KS: we aktually said gooood day

[11:01] TS: Oh, you're done talking now?

[11:02] KS: yeah. well with them foor noow... im.... bad at this

[11:02] TS: Don't sweat it!

[11:02] TS: Either way, it's good practice

[11:02] KS: true true

[11:02] TS: Even if things don't work out between you and Krolio, it'll still help you in the long run

[11:03] TS: I almost wonder if you'd be better off talking to Teivel

[11:03] KS: woork oout?

[11:03] KS: shipper

[11:03] TS: No

[11:03] KS: noo

[11:03] KS: ?

[11:03] TS: That's not what I meant!!

[11:03] KS: oohhhhhh

[11:03] TS: You could be FRIENDS you nerd

[11:03] KS: lool

[11:04] KS: yoour sukh a goooof when it koomes too peoople teaing yoou

[11:04] TS: A goof? Am not!

[11:04] KS: awwwwww are too and thats ook

[11:05] KS: are they khewing yoou oout?

[11:06] TS: Who? The Jade bloods?

[11:06] KS: yup

[11:07] TS: Uh, not yet...

[11:07] KS: ookay. gooood doont wanna get yoou skoolded

[11:08] KS: ill have too head in soooon. dawns aprookhing

[11:08] TS: Anyway, Teivel's contact information is gallionicTrickster if you feel like talking to him sometime.

[11:08] TS: I'll go too.

[11:08] TS: He's not usually online, but when he is he's... chatty

[11:08] KS: doont get burned!!!!

[11:08] KS: oohhhh

[11:08] KS: ooh dear

[11:08] KS: pk

[11:08] KS: ook*

[11:08] TS: I won't, you numpty

[11:09] TS: Can I give him your info?

[11:09] KS: ... sure

[11:09] TS: Okay, cool. I'll catch you later then?

[11:10] KS: yup katkh ya later dude

[11:10] KS: btw

[11:10] KS: yoou never denied yoou were my girl ;D

[11:10] TS: Holy shit

[11:11] TS: This? Now?

[11:11] TS: Go to sleep

[11:11] KS: have a gooood day sweet dreams~ byeeee

[11:11] TS: Bye

-- kurvakiousSexekutionoir [KS] gave up trolling talentedSalad [TS] at 23:11 --

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