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Hades II Questions:

(Bear in mind I got immediately murdered upon entering the second level/realm/area so I know nothing)

What happened to our best boi Cerberus???

Is Hypnos okay? Is he napping like just catching up or was he injured/locked away in sleep??? Slight spoiler: in the flashback he was also sleeping so has he ever been awake as long as Melinoe can remember???

Where is Dusa?!!? Did she get out okay?

Completely not relevant to anything do you think the broker and the chef from the first game are platonic besties or were enemies to lovers fighting over who is Hades’ favourite??

Do you think we could see Rhea, Kronos’ wife and mother of many Olympians, in the story???

What the fuck are the doors/wards blocking??? Ones says it’s blocking upstairs and there were talks about going to Olympus so maybe that’s one????

Not a question but I want Achilles and Patroclus to meet Odysseus. I don’t know if they jump him or are just incredible snarky but I want to see it

Are Thanatos and Meg doing Hades runs but the opposite way? Like going from Tartarus trying to get into the house of Hades cause damn it Kronos that’s our dumbass, and also our boss and boss 2, give them back!!

Do the Silver Sisters ever get to be on screen together just to hanging out? Like I know there will be a boon duo at some point but I just wanna see them catching up. I’ll take a flashback but I want to girls to just be chilling with their emotional support birds, frog and horse

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Crazy theory that I am 99.9% sure isn’t true but wouldn’t it be crazy if Dora was Pandora in Hades 2???

And that’s why she is more coherent than other most other Shades???

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Okay so recap so far

I have beat Hecate and immediately died in the next area(no spoilers here enjoy)

Did some gardening

Got a lot my ass handed to me so so so many times that if I was streaming this game people would be donating to try and get me to stop playing (I still love playing even though I am so bad at it!)

Got so many bones. So so so many bones.

Given nectar to (in order):

The best friend that stole your keys, made a copy, breaks into your house to eat all your food and hide 300 tiny ghost figurines, my gal Dora

The sweetest person yall ever meet, and a horse girl to boot, Silver Sister Selene. And gods she is beautiful like I wow!

The baddest bitch to exist, who swings into save the day(and steal your heart) and the third member of the Silver Sisters, Artemis

The teacher that doesn’t want you to call her mum but she is mum 2, the abs of diamond herself, Hecete

My scary but sweet and stabby inclined Grandmother, Demeter (she’s gunna go feral if she doesn’t get some daughter and grandkids time)

My sweet sleepy boi, the best napper, the one doing his most-est and having the best nap, Hypnos (he sleeply started doing his welcome to intro and I almost sobbed I love him)

The girl that says and does want to kill but is forcible paired with you on a school trip and is now responsible for your dumbass (and is very likely a sweetie under all that armour… hopefully) Nemesis

The sad sweet boi who is so respectful, put together and dignified while you stand next to him bruised and battered and covered in dirt and blood, as you two giggle and talk gardening, Moros

Gave cuddles to my frogy boy and my second mum’s cat and dog

All in all a good 3+ hours

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Image a spiderman meme moment of Meg and Thanatos(doing reverse hades runs trying to break into the house), Asterius and Theseus(he got bored of being ignored and wanted to find his foe[read second only friend] Zagregus and dragged Asterius along so he wouldn’t die), and Melinoe, who is on a vengeful and important quest, all breaking into the House of Hades at the same time.

Hades is chained up and unnoticed in the background, just watching and begging someone to kill him cause why are these idiots here and who let them in his house.

Zag broke out 3 mins ago and is due back any moment now, being dragged back by grandpa who is done with this feral child who he doesn’t have an official excuse to eat but is getting damn close

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Okay I will be doing nothing but playing Hades 2 for the next millennium with occasional breaks for Hades and God of War.

If ya need me ya don’t

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YOU CAN HAVE THE LITTLE SHADES FOLLOW YOU AROUND THE CLEARING OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM!!!!

Look at the little ducklings!!

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Netherlands representative: “I hope you are all doing well… especially the girls and the gays”

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Did I get so overwhelmed the last 3 months I couldn’t play any video games, read or listen to podcasts properly and blocked out everything?

Yes

Did I log onto Hades and immediately crush Eris?

Damn right

Did I right after best Chronos for the FIRST FUCKING TIME?!

HELL YEAH

AND GUESS WHAT BITCH I GOT IS ASS 2 TIMES IN A ROW

Bow down before me because the idiot finally figured it out. I took a sabbatical and came back for a victory lap!

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Danish commentator: “A mix of traditional flamenco and avant-garden pop”

Me: … you have peaked my interest

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The cut away from the performers not reacting is really showing the cracks in this show

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Serbia looks kind of like a porphyria ridden Victorian boy

Welp that’s another one off the Eurovision bingo

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CROATIA GETING112 POINTS IS WHAT WE NEEDED!!!!

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THERE YOU GO FUCKUNG STAGING SOMETHING IS HAPPENING THANK YOU FINLAND

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Jonny I want you to know I can and will hold you responsible for my therapy bills IF YOU SRE PULLING A PRANK ON ME I CANT DEAL WITH THIS JONNY I WILL FIND UOU ARE YOUR RUSTY TOWER WILL NOT KEEP YOU SAFE

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You can always trust France to bring something to the table and this year it is a dramatic vampire on a podium

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Croatia went to my top 5 immediately