#love you too buddy boy mwah

[mamawasatesttube]

i genuinely adore that they made kon the mom friend. such a charming trait to give to a tank/support archetype. yeah yeah he's really good at punching robots and yeah he's a flirt and yeah he's gonna throw a fit about missing an episode of wendy the werewolf stalker as it airs, but also he's out here fussing over cissie when she's catatonic, petting her hair and calling her all these nicknames and endearments. he's giving bart the momcore "stay out of trouble" talk or pulling the full name card when he's gotta but you know he probably has snack bars in his thigh pouch for when bart gets hungry. this guy probably asks ma kent to help him make a big pot of chicken soup when cassie has a cold. it's CHARMING!!!!

[mouseymilkovich]

Happy birthday to one of my favourite boys <3 yes it is Ethan's birthday so you're getting an extra special Carl birthday blurb, enjoy mwah

Content Tags: Mentions of Frank and Monica's wonderful parenting, other than that mostly just loads of fluff! And implied smut at the end lol

"Baaabe..." You muttered softly, standing over your boyfriend's bed.

You knew Carl wasn't exactly the biggest fan of his birthday. Between Frank forgetting, Monica never being there, and not really getting to do anything special for it— try as Fiona might, she could never scrape up the money to do anything grand for their birthdays, she couldn't dig into the squirrel fund for that.

So, you were determined to make this special for him. As he stirred, you bent down and gave him a little kiss on the forehead.

"Wake up, birthday boy! We have plans." You giggled softly as Carl came to.

Carl groaned as he woke up. "I told you I didn't wanna do anything, babe..."

"C'mon, you'll like it, I promise." You insisted. "If you don't, you can... I dunno. Punish me, dealer's choice."

Carl laughed at the suggestion, and rolled his eyes as he sat up. "Fine, fine. You win."

┈

First top on your docket was breakfast— or, rather, brunch— at iHop. You knew Carl hated when you spent money on him, but you insisted it was for his birthday this time so it was different.

Then it was time for some mini golf, which Carl actually seemed excited about. You were glad it was just the two of you though, probably because last time you two had gone mini golfing it was also with Debbie and Sandy, Sandy and Carl got way too competitive with each other while you and Debbie were trying to just have fun.

"Of course you grabbed a pink club and ball." Carl teased as you headed to the first hole.

"I gotta stay on brand!" You giggled.

Thankfully, Carl wasn't nearly as competitive with it just being the two of you.

"You're really bad at this. You sure you aren't letting me win on purpose?" He asked with a cocky grin.

"No, I'm just terrible at this." You laughed. You were winning the day though, seeing Carl so happy, that's all you needed.

After mini golf, you kept Carl out for a little longer, taking him to his favourite pizza place for dinner. Then finally, it was back to the Gallagher home where his family was waiting to surprise him with ice cream cake.

As the brigade of Gallaghers shouted, "Surprise!" Carl looked at you with such sincere love and appreciation, you could've cried.

"Happy birthday, buddy." Lip smiled, tossing his arm around his little brother's shoulder and guiding him over to blow out his candles.

You smiled at the sight of all of his siblings giving him hugs, and especially when Franny gave him a little homemade card.

┈

"Did you have a good birthday, babe?" You asked softly as you two went two his room to wind down for the night.

"Yes. Because I have the most amazing girlfriend in the world." He muttered softly, kissing your cheek.

"Well, sit down because I have one more gift for you." You grinned.

Carl laughed softly, and sat on his bed while looking at you curiously. You quickly rid yourself of your clothes, and showed off the brand new lingerie you'd worn just for his special day.

He bit back a groan, smirking a bit at you. "Get over here so I can see it up close."

[starsandhughes]

Penalty Box Series— Quinn Hughes Edition (eight)

23-24 Season Masterlist

previous: seven

next: nine

NOVEMBER 2, 2023

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yourusername welcome back to my postgame penalty box update show: i fear i’ll have to pay back the favor and bail quinn out of jail one day edition!

my boys had a major win tonight by beating the sharks 10-1! that's right! TEN TO ONE!

but what's even better than that is that QUINTIN JEROME GOT THREE PENALTIES TONIGHT! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME HE HAS DONE THIS! only four times has he had two in one game, so tonight he made his own history! that's my best friend! his penalties were for stick holding and a delay of game for shooting the puck over the glass in the second period and an interference penalty in the third!

what's even BETTER than that is that QUINN MOTHER FUCKING HUGHES TIED THE CANUCKS RECORD FOR MOST POINTS SCORED BY A DEFENSEMAN WITH 5 POINTS!! this was last done in 1995!

he assisted on brock's first goal, assisted on millsy's goal, AND SCORED HIS OWN GOAL IN THE FIRST PERIOD, and in the second, he assisted on laffy taffy and suter's goals!

quinny, i’m so unbelievably proud of you! you're doing amazing this season, and i can't wait to see what records you tie and break next! i love you way past infinity🤍

p.s. special shout out to tito! he played his 500th game tonight and scored his first two goals of the season! i’m proud of you and i love you! trophy coming soon! @/titobeauvi91

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_quinnhughes really glad the caption wasn't all about the penalties😂 i love you way past beyond, sissy!

yourusername if you didn't tie a record, it would have been

_quinnhughes you're such a supportive sister

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jackhughes @/yourusername you didn't even go to college

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trevorzegras @/yourusername we've talked about this

yourusername @/colecaufield HAVE AN ACCIDENT

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras look at our girl! she's growing!

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes i’m so proud🥹😭

user59 THIS IS HIS SEASON! IT BELONGS TO HIM!

lhughes_06 atta boy! that's my favorite big brother!

_quinnhughes thanks, moose! i'm not picking favorites!

yourusername @_quinnhughes because it's me, right?

lhughes_06 @/yourusername you can't be his favorite brother

yourusername @/lhughes_06 i can be his favorite everything

lhughes_06 @/yourusername brother is included in everything!

jackhughes @/lhughes_06 you live with me and i'm not your favorite brother? time to look for a new roommate, buddy! i'm quinn's favorite!

_quinnhughes @/lhughes_06 @/yourusername @.jackhughes none of you are my favorite

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes who's gonna tell them that it's me?

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras i can tell you who my least favorite is

yourusername @_quinnhughes i’ll tell him

yourusername @/trevorzegras it's you

trevorzegras @/yourusername thanks for breaking the news gently, sweet girl

yourusername @/trevorzegras my degree in nice strikes again!

user77 quinner and hronek in the box together SENT ME

titobeauvi91 thank you, y/n! i love you, too! i’m excited for my first trophy

yourusername HEY YOU GOT ONE FOR YOUR FIRST AS A CANUCK! THIS IS YOUR SECOND!

titobeauvi91 i meant this season! i cherish that trophy, don't worry

_quinnhughes it's true

yourusername awww, tito! you sap! mwah!

_quinnhughes @/titobeauvi91 that's sissy for "that means everything to me and now i’m going to cry"

titobeauvi91 @_quinnhughes i think i’m becoming fluent in sissy

yourusername @/titobeauvi91 wowwww! lexi isn't even completely fluent!

_alexturcotte @/yourusername you're so not invited to my bat mitzvah

user36 QUINN'S SMILE AFTER HIS GOAL AHH!

canucks that's our captain!

yourusername best captain in the league!!

trevorzegras imagine getting three penalties in one night

_quinnhughes there's no way you haven't done that

yourusername @_quinnhughes the only time he's done that was in the kings game season finale where he got a misconduct as his third. he's never had 3 minors

trevorzegras i'm taking that as a win

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras i wouldn't

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes good thing i’m not you then

yourusername @/trevorzegras you tell him, baby!

user7 just give him the norris already!

jackhughes i was told to tell you that i’m proud of you as i was typing it so now i have to sell sissy out AND tell you i’m proud of you! you go glen coco!

yourusername my evil twin brother strikes again

_quinnhughes thanks, rowdy😂

jackhughes @_quinnhughes just doing my your favorite brotherly duties

jackhughes @/yourusername i’m evil? we don't have a cringey i love you saying

yourusername @/jackhughes i only have one with trevor and quinn? cease with the victim complex

colecaufield @/yourusername i’m also offended by this

lhughes_06 @/yourusername me too

_alexturcotte @/yourusername what they said

yourusername @/colecaufield @/lhughes_06 @_alexturcotte OKAY! EVERYONE CAN HAVE ONE, YOU CERTIFIED CRY BABIES

colemcward that's my dad!! way to go, dad!

yourusername DAMN RIGHT IT IS! I LOVE AND MISS YOU, MY SON!

_quinnhughes thank you, son!

colemcward @/yourusername your favorite son?

yourusername @/colemcward i don't have a favorite! i love you all equally!

lhughes_06 @/yourusername you used to openly say he was your favorite and now you openly favor leo

yourusername @/lhughes_06 shh! he doesn't need to know that!

colemcward @/yourusername i already knew that i just hoped you changed your mind

yourusername @/lhughes_06 LOOK WHAT YOU DID! this is why you're my least favorite

_quinnhughes @/yourusername today is not your day

yourusername @_quinnhughes at least i can always please my mans

trevorzegras @/yourusername in every way possible ;)

_quinnhughes @/yourusername *insert sigh here*

user99 these boys need to leave sissy alone! all she does is love them!

slknight35 congratulations, quinn! you're doing great this season!

_quinnhughes thanks, man!

yourusername aw, spencey! i didn't even have to tell you to do this! ugh i love you so much

slknight35 @/yourusername i love you, too, sissy!

trevorzegras @/slknight35 is she lying?

slknight35 @/trevorzegras she really didn't tell me to!

_quinnhughes if i was sissy, i'd call you a sap but i'm not so i'll say thank you again

slknight35 @_quinnhughes you're welcome😂

user16 happy matching records night!

user54 luke: *gets one point* jack: *gets two points* quinn: hold my beer

_alexturcotte just a king doing king shit!

_quinnhughes just doing what i can for my kingdom🥶

yourusername @_quinnhughes the emoji doesn't match the sentence

_quinnhughes @/yourusername yes it does

_alexturcotte @/yourusername yes it does

yourusername shit, my bad g's (ur both wrong)

jackhughes @/yourusername the parentheses don't match the sentence

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lhughes_06 @/jackhughes you're a certified something that's for sure

jackhughes @/lhughes_06 you're not making a strong case against being evicted

colecaufield all that water i squirted into your mouth this summer is paying off! congrats, man! i'm proud of you!

_quinnhughes i couldn't have done this without you, apparently

colecaufield @_quinnhughes you're welcome!

yourusername my best friend number two is such a giver😩🥹

colecaufield @/yourusername you know it!

[taintandviolent]

Can you do a Frat!Kyle smut where reader is chubby, and it's just really slow and sweet. Like maybe both Kyle and the reader are desperate, but he's a little too big and he starts going slower, giving reader kisses and such. Stuff like that? I LOVE UR WRITING SO MUCH MWAH MWAH!! 💋 Tysm if you do decide to write this, you can choose the setting and background and what not

warnings: alcohol mention. unprotected sex. female receiving. uhhh nothing really else this is very mild for me.

The light filtered through Kyle's fluffy blonde curls as he turned, making them almost shimmer. He looked back at his group of friends, smiling that adorable, lopsided grin. They were schmoozing with a group of girls, all who looked nothing like you. In fact, the way they looked made you instantly insecure. Why was Kyle Spencer talking to you? Was this some kind of prank? 

"I'm not your type, am I?" 

He turned back to you, his brows furrowed. It was clear that the statement confused him. "Whaddya' mean?" 

"You know... all skinny, and blonde and pretty. I'm not like them." Subconsciously, you pulled at the fabric of your dress, loosening it. 

"Huh," he said, nodding. "If I wanted a girl like that, I'd be with my buddies over there."

He said it with such genuinity that you believed him, the way his extra-dark chocolate eyes stared into yours, warm and sincere, melting you into a puddle of pliability. He reached for your hand, tugging it away from the grip it had on your dress. 

“Why do you think I’m talking to you? Be honest.” 

“I don’t know, maybe it’s a joke or a dare. Go flirt with the fat girl – “ 

“Don’t. Don’t talk like that. You are…” He glanced over your body, heavy-lidded and hungrily. There was no denying the truth in his gaze, the desire and the want in it. He didn’t finish his sentence, but he didn’t need to. You understood. He kissed you first. He kissed you by the makeshift bar, taking the red Solo Cup out of your hands and setting it behind you. His hands trailed down to your ample, plush hips, laying softly atop of them. He broke the kiss to speak, seeming slightly nervous. 

“Hey, so… you uh… wanna’ go upstairs? You can say no…” 

“I know I can say no, Kyle.”

“I know, I was just… saying.” 

You nodded, looking at his lips. He led you around the people, around the tables, and up the winding staircase. Passing door after door, until you finally got to his. He opened it, letting you in first, and you took the first few seconds to admire the little things that made him him. You didn’t get long though, because as soon as he’d shut it, he pressed you against the back of his door, kissing you with a desperation that made your core ache and tighten. 

“I’m kinda’ obsessed with you… sorry, I’m not trying to come on too strong, I just….” His hands explored you, hungrily taking fistfuls of everything he touched. “...want you.” For once, you felt like the pretty girl, the desired one. You bumped your head against his door, letting out a breathy moan. 

“Can I…?” 

You chuckled under your breath. He asked for permission for everything, defying the predetermined ideas you’d had of a frat boy, shattering all the commanding, insistent urges that you’d expected him to have. Sure, he had urges and a raging hard-on, but Kyle was different… in so many ways. 

“Please.” You affirmed. 

The tips of his fingers made quirk work of finding your cunt, rubbing it through the fabric of your underwear. He trailed his middle finger over the soft mound of your pussy, before trailing along the outline of the slit. You were so warm, and the lower he ventured, the wetter it got. With a groan and a push of hips into yours, Kyle slipped his hand into your panties. He inserted one finger, slowly, feeling every inch of your hot cunt as it clenched around his digit. 

He only fingered you for a few moments before he pulled his hand from your underwear, and immediately began kissing you again, wrapping his arms around your lower back. You whimpered into the kiss, rutting your hips against his. You could feel the rigid outline of his cock against your thigh as he ground against you. 

“Kyle, can we lay down?” 

He nodded, excitedly, his blonde curls bouncing on his forehead. “Yeah! Yeah, we totally can.” 

After guiding you to the bed, Kyle pulled his navy blue shirt over his head, and the undershirt followed. You watched from the bed, propping yourself up on your elbows. He had a toned, but stocky build and the muscles flexed as he undressed. In nothing but his boxers now, he crawled up to you from the bottom of the bed, a devious, playful smirk on his face. He took his time pulling your panties from around your hips before tossing them behind him. They landed on the corner of his TV. 

“C’mere,” you said. “I want you.” 

Once he was above you, you took hold of his cock, pumping it a few times before guiding it towards your entrance. The hot, leaking tip pressed into you and Kyle bucked his hips once before your muscles contracted. The burning stretch was too much, the harsh and abrupt ache of his cock as it sunk into you was alarming. 

“Wait, wait…!” you whined, stuttering and backing your hips into the mattress. It took you a few moments, but finally, you managed to say what you’d been trying for. “You’re… you’re um… too big.” 

Kyle let out a breathy chuckle, his head hanging between his bare shoulders. He always thought he was average length, but he knew his cock was girthy. Was an apology appropriate? He’d rather be too big than too small, and hear ‘Is it in yet?’ like some of the horror stories he’d heard from buddies. 

“Do you want me to stop?” His voice was subdued, gentle. Concerned. “Wait, have you ever…. Are you a –” 

“N-no!” You bit your lip. “No… I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to yell. I um,” you paused, brushing your hair away from your cheek. “I’m not. I want you really bad, Kyle, I’m just… nervous.” 

Kyle took the hint and shushed you with a kiss. His plush, pink lips pressing into yours with an unspoken understanding, warm and soft. You leaned upwards into him, your mouth giving way to his. He tasted faintly of beer, but there was a warm sweetness in his saliva that made you run your tongue along his, hungrily searching for more. 

He broke the kiss and moved to your neck, slowly peppering kisses along the nape of it, taking his time to savour the soft fragrance of whatever perfume you’d put on before the party. You were everything he dreamt about, from the softness of your hips to the fullness of your breasts. If he was being honest, Kyle was always kinda’ insecure over the fact that he and his buddies never agreed on women. All women were beautiful creatures, he could agree with that much, but the type of woman… 

His large, veiny hands trailed over your full thighs, squeezing the pillowy flesh. They moved to your hips, a place that in the few moments of foreplay, you’d come to realize he was really into, and couldn’t keep his hands to himself. He kneaded your flesh, groaning and grinding his bare cock against your cunt. It slid in and out of your folds, your own wetness smearing down the shaft. 

You moaned loud, pressing your head into his pillow. You couldn’t help but let it out, the way he was dry-humping you was nearly enough stimulation to send you over the edge, but you waited, clenching your teeth and holding the orgasm back. 

Once your cunt was dripping, he asked permission again. This time, there was a breathless, frustrated urgency in his wanton voice, and his half-lidded, heavy with lust gaze begged you wordlessly. You agreed, and spread your legs slightly, allowing more room this time. When he finally fucked you, it was slow and deliberate. Each thrust was deeper than the last, but it wasn’t hurried, as though he was relishing in the tinier feelings of your walls as they clenched around him, squeezing his cock in a vice-grip. 

You came before he did, but the sight of you coming undone below him was enough to push him. His thrusts got a little faster when he came, little desperate bunny humps that stung, but somehow, still left you feeling satisfied. 

After a few moments, you looked at him with big, doe-eyes. “You really like women like me?” 

Still panting, he nodded, nuzzling against your heavy breasts. “I really do.” 

[lady-charinette]

Convince me to watch Buddy Daddies, if you please?

*sips tea*

I will make a powerpoint presentation if this very biased, very comprehensive list still doesnt convince you.

Reasons to watch Buddy Daddies:

the songs are catchy (listen to SHOCK by Ayase, you'll be dancing in your living room or crawling on the walls)

its a hitmen trying to parent action rom(?)-com with very relatable fresh parent moments, yakuza domestic violence scenes and a short if on the nose critique on Japan's bogus complicated paperwork process while Kazuki and Rei try to enroll Miri into daycare and forging getting all the neccessary documents and forms together

features a motherly, overzealous best friend with past trauma-coded hitman Kazuki, who's more the 'brains' aka strategist of a hitmen duo together with deadpan, possessed-by-a-cat-spiritiually hikikomori who knows his way better around a gun or 100 than he does in a grocery store Rei.

the best assassin ever doesn't know how to cook for shit, his signature dish is french toast

the mothers of the other kids Miri plays with at daycare oggle Rei and Kazuki (understandable since they're two hot single dads ahem)

there's a mom group chat where the chat explodes with messages like "OIL BARON?! I KNEW THEY SMELLED OF OLD MONEY!", "they r hot :D" & rumors about the family situation in general

the jokes/compliments the mom's give to Rei "he's very cool! he has that hitman aura!"

Miri's biological dad gets killed during a deadly altercation with Kazuki and Rei in a shootout, her only other biological relative is her mom, who abandoned Miri in order to pursue a singing career with an abusive boyfriend but is trying to get around & wants Miri back

Kazuki is a deadly housewife

central themes: family relations, blood doesn't mean shit, the horrendous struggles of raising a kid with 0 knowledge of how to raise kids, sacrifice, implied stigma of two men raising a child alone + stigma against single mothers, generational trauma & overcoming trauma as adults, sometimes the only light at the end of the tunnel is your completely platonic co-worker who offers to cut your hair, a warm bath and gets your life together so you don't die alone

Rei has an undercut

Miri is the cutest ball of energy and sass that only a small child possesses

some boy has a crush on Miri but gets the Death StareTM by her two overprotective Papas

the tough, cutthroat life of a kindergartener

the overlapping themes of how important family is & how biological family can have the types of people in your life you absolutely want and have to cut off in order to be healthy, adjusted adult

love being the driving force to overcome obstacles, grief being the love with nowhere to go and the suffocating emptiness being replaced by a mismatched found family of two assassins and an orphan toddler who cook together and win races together

the food looks good

how grief and generational/familial trauma can cripple people in different ways and how traumatized people can heal together and become each-other's strength

alcohol is not the answer kids (oh and killing too)

the concept of motherhood: Ep 3. feat. Kazuki's sexist comment about mothers that are incapable of hating their own children. Misaki (Miri's mom) resents her daughter for destroying her dreams, Kazuki says that raising a kid is supposed to come naturally to a mother. He changes his tune later when he sees how difficult it is raising Miri & how Misaki genuinely tried until she was disappointed and traumatized by her own life & the arrival of an unwanted child.

the concept of fatherhood as introduced by Miri: "A papa is someone who will save you from trouble!". Whereas the fathers through the rest of the cast can be either described as "tormenters", "absent" or "sir"s.

good character building for almost all the characters

Bad Guy Ogino gets killed in a very poetic way, *mwah*

speaking of: creepy assassin Ogino keeps a notebook of people he's killed & what their last words were. Basically the teenage girl journaling experience but for deranged assassins

all in all you'll fall in love with the characters and laugh and cry until you dehydrate yourself

Send me another ask if you end up watching it & tell me what you think! :D

[aonungyoufuck]

If this is the way we request I’ll ask my request. I don’t really know how to request anything. I never really done it but will you make a polyamorous relationship between the Neteyam, Aonung, and the reader or however you say at your OC I hope this is how you request but I’m not really good at requests please and thank you. Also, I love your runaway series that you have. It’s really good so cute.

Threes not a crowd.

//hi love! No worries you did great. Im just gonna make you a little headcanon followed by a small Drabble for the soul :3

Headcanons Before You guys got together.

You are a Metkayina reader btw.

You Were Good Friends With Tsireya so you knew Ao'nung by default

You weren't buddy buddy. But you def did talk frequently with Ao'nung

When the sully's arrived You and him def argued.

You make quick friends with Neteyam and Lo'ak of course

Ao'nung and Neteyam start getting along as the Olo'eyktan son's

They also start getting along much more after making a competition on how to 'whoo' you.

Ao'nung actually focuses on bettering his relationship with you.

makes you Hand crafted gifts.

Takes you on long swims

You actually really like how he interacts with the little kids of the clan.

You do start to give him gifts back.

Ao'nung makes it very clear he is courting you.

Neteyam is a different story.

He actually doesn't make it clear he is courting you

which makes his courting rituals difficult to understand.

He brings you his largest hunt and while your thankful you actually take it as being "needy"

actually Neteyam is so sweet but all his courting rituals are kind of offensive to you guys.

Neteyam goes to Ao'nung for help and as much as Ao'nung wants to win he knows he may as well give Neteyam a fair shot too.

Atually Ao'nung begins to help so much that the two are now Helping each other out.

You actually have no clue either. Just know two guys have began to court you.

Neteyam begins to tell Ao'nung how he would confess.

They actually confess to each other first.

"Bro i like you to" "Bro no way" "bro.." *mwah mwah mwah* the whole nine yards.

Now leaves the question, What about you?

They both seek you out. Your wearing Ao'nungs Anklet he gifted you and have Neteyams spear next to you as they caught you mid hunt

Both of the boys stood in front of you. Staring at your figure As now you are looking at them. Confused and maybe scared because you really don't know who to choose.

"We come to talk to you"

"about?" you ask watching the two intently.

The two of them now kneeled in front of you. Staring up at you.

"As you know WE have been courting you. And we wanted to know if-"

"actually... i was meaning to talk to you two about it" You treaded carefully on your words. " I know. I know you two been courting me. And i truly appreciate it. But you have to understand what its making me feel"

The two of them stared at you. letting their hands all at their sides as they listened to you.

"I want to be able to choose and i do like the both of you. But.. But i don't want to have to choose between one and hurt the other one at all"

"Y/n..."

"So please understand that. Understand it may not be what you guys want"

"Y/n. Its Alright, Its okay"

"We actually are...seeing each other too"

And thats how you three got together. It would be a while before you would tell your families. and it would be a while before you three would be come mates before Eywa. But you knew that

Now you three were disgustingly cute together.

[yagamisdiary]

hey girl let me just vent about how sexy you are ok. So the year is 2021 I'm in bed scrolling through Tiktok and keep on seeing girls crying over Eren fanfiction and I thought who are these dumb bitches crying about Eren fanfiction let me tell you I'm the eren yeager fanfiction library I know the ins and outs of every eren yeager fanfictions its in my blood yk anyways, I enjoyed them but I never cried over them and stuff at the TIME. so I'm like the girls never lie, so I got on my little reading app I don't know if you've heard of it, but it's called w-w-wattpad anyways type up parasite first thing to come up mind you! and I see it 20hrs+ and I thought HELL NO these 13-year-old girls r on some mad shit rn I'm not doing all that. So I sat on it for a few days and videos on my fyp kept on coming up and I was in lockdown so I didn't have anything better to do SO FUCK IT. I started reading I'm a hater bro I was trying too hard to be different anyways I get to the bonfire chapter and when y/n goes to Eren and gives him that snore OH SOMETHING HIT ME my feet were in the air giggling like a little kid let me tell you and I was addicted since that day, even dragging y/n feet down in the lake, THE STARGAZING AND THE DONT KISS ME HAUNTING MEEEEE,eren being a stoner and an emo boy is forever in my soul and sorry guys unpopular opinion but the disabled toilet scene was lowkey good like forgot about that goatee hehe…. but when she got SHOT LIKE TWIN I FELT THAT TOO, MY HEART WAS BEATING OUT OF MY CHEST, BREATHING WAS GETTING SHORTER like its real emotions let we tell you. Dont get me started on the way Eren was so caring afterward my man my man knows how to treat a girl right and then the Halloween chapter and which was the latest chapter at the time and this was the one everyone was crying about so I got my tissues knowing I won't be needing them so I'm reading 3 am mind you, boneing sesh, hot, in love, Eren outfit slays, when that door opened to yk I was ready to fight a bitch, like my blood was boiling it was sizzling and I thought my baby going to stick up for this fine ass NO LETs BREAK UP ITS NOT FUN ANYMORE EVERYONE KNOWS YOU JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER GIRL YOU CRY ALL THE TIME HAVE PANIC ATTACKS AND YOU RELY TO MUCH ON ME, the way I'm crying is real THAT SHIT hit so hard it's not even funny like these "dumb bitches" were right THIS IS A REAL BREAKUP like I can't even say how I was feeling cause it was so much, like sleeping that night wasn't an option. But then I managed to get some sleep and I woke up to the most sexy notification of the ages parasite update chapter called Eren's Halloween I WAS SHITTING BRICKS. Anyways what I'm trying to say is that this book has been such a big help to me over the years this is my escape and a place where I can find something different and I just wanted to tell you cause I have been holding this in for three years buddy like I'm in the shadows liking your stories following you on everything but has always been too scared to say anything so here I am saying something and over the last few weeks its been really hard on me, mentally and physically and ik parasite is construction you could say BUT BITCH TAKE YOUR TIME CAUSE, TIMELESS WORK TAKE TIME MWAH back to my point I have been thinking in my head about different scenarios and points in the book to make me feel better and its so weird but I start smiling like its not just the book but the community around it too. So I'm going to wrap this up cause my fingers really hard but please take care of yourself and I hope you r eating good tonight xoxo Your stalker from 2021

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever read & a canon experience i fear

[startrekfangirl2233-writes]

For the ship + kiss prompt, can I please request #4 with Bob x reader? 💕 Thanks!

Hi Vee!

Here is kiss #4 ... where it hurts with Bob and Reader! This ended up being a little more fun than serious! I hope you love it!

It also took me forever to write it, and I'm so sorry for that!

A Kiss Where It Hurts

It’s just half past six when you wake up to the sound of crying. The bed’s cold next to you as you put on your glasses and blink sleep out of your eyes. You pad carefully down the stairs and lean against the kitchen door frame.

Your once clean kitchen looks like a warzone. There is what looks to be flour and sugar everywhere. Standing in the center of it all is your husband and crying toddler.

"My fingew huwts, Daddy." Your baby boy sobs.

"I know, buddy. But your Mama isn't awake yet. I can kiss it to make it better though." You can't hide your smile at Bob trying to reason with a 2 year old.

"No! Mommy only! Her kisses are magic, Daddy!"

Bob raises his eyes to the heavens, like he's praying for strength but as he does so, his eyes meet yours.

"Buddy, look over there! Who is that?" Bob points right at you, and your little boy is off like a shot, running right into your waiting arms.

"Morning, baby!" Your voice is soft as you cuddle your baby close and brush the tears off of his chubby little cheeks.

"Why are you crying, Jamie?" You listen as his piping, stuffed little voice tells you about how he jammed his finger in one of the cabinets.

"Oh, no!" Your voice is solemn as you take the chubby little hand in yours and kiss the proffered index finger. "Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! With these three magic kisses, this booboo will heal in no time!"

When Jamie's tears are dry and he snuggles even more securely into your embrace, you stand up, adjusting him so he's on your hip.

"Morning, Bobby." You smile as your husband tugs you close.

"Morning, beautiful. Say, do you think I'd get a kiss too if I told you my lips have a booboo?"

You shake your head fondly before tugging him in by the sleeve of his sweatshirt.

"Ahh. Well, yes. I do see the booboo now." You wrap your arm around his neck and kiss your husband, soft and sweet and gentle. The both of you are smiling the entire way, the kiss turning into soft presses of lips more than an actual kiss. When you pull away, the two of you stand in each other's arms for a little while longer.

"You take Jamie, sweetheart. Let me clean up this mess and make pancakes for breakfast." Bob pecks your lips again as you sit at the kitchen table.

"Hey Bobby?" Your voice is soft, barely audible in the quiet morning air.

"Yeah?" He sounds amused.

"I'll kiss your booboos any time." His laughter makes your heart feel warm and light.

Want to request a Kiss and a pair for me to write? Guidelines are here.

Want to see other Kisses I've written? Here's the full Masterlist.

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[taldigi]

What are your thoughts on all of the confidants so far? Considering your low tolerance for unnecessary and uncomfortable horniness does that stop you from enjoying the adult women who are confidants? Or does it not encroach enough on their stories to bother you?

yes and no.

I think Ren's allowed to be a dumb teen about olda girlz, but the attitude back is what might squick me out. Like death? She's clearly fucking with him whereas devil is.. well... Fake dating is one thing. But they do.. call it out. It's kinda yikes. It's very yikes. Temperance as well.

heres my thoughts, note that I just started palace... 6? The ship.

Fool: well..

Magician: Baby, darling, prince. You're so cute and perfect. I love that he cares, I love how he's passionate. He's the heart of the team, just after Chariot.

Priestess: Love her. She's so hardcore, I love how her resolve is so firm, and her introduction was just... mwah. She really does feel more like the leader of the operation tbh, and Ren is just the mascot.

Empress: princess, darling. She's such a wholly unnecessary member but she's amazing. She's so eager and determined, yet soft and thoughtful.

Emperor: I am SO autism aware of this guy. He's so fucking funny and he's so real. He's equal parts tragic and perfect, like some hammy actor but he's SO REAL. He's so passionate and in love with the world. Stop caring. Stop caring about the inherent beauty of the world and the people around you and your FRIENDS im going to CRY. Fox BOY fox BOY.

Hierophant: What a wonderful guy, I love how he slowly grows to really care about Ren, and he's so depth. I will honor your wishes and I won't even THINK about Futaba, sir. I promise.

Lovers: DARLING PRINCESS. So heartwarming, she's so brave and beautiful. She's so confidant and so true to herself, but she loves so much and cares so much MORE. Lady ANN lady of my HEART

Chariot: All around good boy with too big a heart and too big a mouth. He's so ride or die coded and he's so stupid but he's all heart. I love that he loves. He cares and he's so vocal about it. He had a huge dumb head about fame but it's all built on a foundation of love and dumb. NO filter and deserves 2/3s the whacks on the head he gets. But.. he is treated pretty foul sometimes. You're all idiots, he's just the only one who is brave enough to say it.

Justice: They could have written him a litttttllee better. I think he's great though, he's so fun.

Hermit: put some pants on, you're like 12.

Fortune: She's sweet! I like her! I don't love her tho, she's one of those auxiliary tarots. She's got some fun story integration tho, and ultimately her story is good.

Strength: I love them, actually. The game kinda gives them... an odd look, but they are fantastic. I love the animation where one of them kicks Ren into the Velvet Room. They're funny, I love their dynamic and I'm very interested to see what happens next.

Hanged Man: Surprisingly, I like him a lot. He's got a great story! I wish it wasn't locked behind such a huge stat requirement. His son needs a talk portrait tho.

Death: So wonderful, actually. She's so kind, and smart, and uuugh. holds her. I love how much she cares, even though she's got that dark attitude. Her story rings so true with the themes of the game. I know she has a route, but the whole time her taunting felt very "Im fucking with him"

Temperance: Hgh, I hate how good her perks are. It's really creepy, and I wish she was more openly done about the job around you. Even if her speech was deadpan or annoyed rather than customer servicey. I haven't gotten to her later stages yet, since other confidants are way more important, but of the adult women- she's.. kind of the worst as a position of authority, but the game brushes it off. I also kinda hate her attitude- ever since the beginning.

Devil: Yeah I was interested at first, but then the plot began and I noped out. I can tolerate temperance for the gameplay but this ain't it, buddy. The game straight up calls this out and treats it like a funny. Nope Nope Nope.

Tower: He's great actually, I love his lil' brother thing he has goin' on with Ren and how he fucks up but after talking with him, he gets it. He's a good kid, but he's got issues. the story with his mom is really interesting and the VA really sells him.

Star: I'm.. not sure how to feel about her yet. She seems nice. I'm not too deep in yet.

Moon: A great story actually, he might not be blorbo material for me but he's a really great character. He's got flaws, but he's got a good heart. I like how you don't steal his heart, but still have a heart-to-heart. Which is great for him. Real growth. Real good.

Sun: Surprisingly engaging! I reallllyyy liked it. Even when he texts you after the fact, he's still on your side. You really feel like he's firm on sticking to his own heart, and he's a great example of why the thieves do what they do and is a shining star (hey! wow!) and a solid pilliar of proof that people can change and that there are people who WANT change.

Judge: Not super sold on her, but she does well in her role. Apparently she was going to be your caretaker in the beta instead of Sojiro, which is a neat fact.

Faith: So far so good, I know she's royal exclusive, so we'll see where she goes. She's very pretty.

Councillor: He's really kind, but he's.. up to something. I'm very very interested to see what they do with him.

[eqt-95]

20 Questions More

A deeper and more detailed version of the 20 questions for AO3 fanfic writers. Thanks @fabulousglitch for the tag!!

1) How do you keep getting ideas for your ship/fandom?

The blorbos won't leave me alone.

2) Which authors inspire you in your fandom, and why are they so freakishly good?

There are too many to count. I was introduced to Supergirl through fanfic and the canon I know to be true has been built on the backs of hundreds of contributors. It wouldn't do anyone justice if I started a list because 1. it would become a monolith of names and 2. I would definitely miss one(s). If you're in this fandom, you've likely inspired me, and that counts both for written, gif-ed, and drawn works.

3) Aside from the characters of your main ship, who are the characters you love to write?

Alex, but I don't always get it right.

4) Are there pairings or tropes you know for sure you'd never write about? Which ones?

There is a lot I probably wouldn't do, but I also for sure never expected to write an F1 au, so...

5) What is your writing process and why is it cursed?

I can either sit down and crush 1-3k words or sit down and tweak the same seven sentences for two hours. There is rarely an in between.

6) What is your favorite part of your writing process?

Editing. Oh boy do I LOVE editing. Those opportunities for finessing and fine-tuning and tweaking are *mwah*

7) What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had to research for a fic?

This isn't weird but is more recent: I did a deep dive into star constellations for a throwaway line in 'new kind of romance'

8) Is there a particular writing rule you struggle with (grammar, spelling, tense, reality in general)?

This is a nonanswer, but I would love to expand my vocabulary. The thesaurus is my writing buddy, but there are very real moments where I pout and scowl and glare at the ceiling because I can't think of the word that I'm feeling.

9) What was your hardest scene to write so far and why?

Any sort of conflict/confession/confrontation is always really hard for me, but they're also maybe my favorite things to write. I want the characters to hash things out and be honest and vulnerable, and I think tackling big emotions is a delicate balance. I never want to sound too forceful, but I don't want to leave things unsaid, but I don't want anyone to do anything out of character, but i don't want to yadda yadda...

10) Have your characters ever done something you didn’t expect, changing your plot completely?

see: 'crisis of indulgence'

11) If you could converse with any of the characters, who would it be and why?

Lena; I think she'd be a lot of fun to debate/argue with (respectfully).

12) What are some of the tropes or themes that you find yourself returning to in your writing?

(so far) always a happy ending. the readers and these characters deserve it.

13) What's your most important resource as a writer?

Living experiences (which takes time!). I don't think I could write heartbreak without having experienced that guttural feeling of loss in the same way I don't think I could write about failure or anger or insecurity or love or laughter. I think reading and the act of writing every day are incredibly resourceful, but the act of my lived experiences and those feelings is something I draw from in everything I write.

14) Can you share some of your strategies for editing and revising your work?

I edit as I go which doesn't work for everyone; however, a super fun thing I've picked up in recent works is this: when going to do a final edit of a <insert: chapter, one-shot, etc>, I read the last few paragraphs first. That sets me up to know exactly what the chapter is aiming for: feelings, motivations, plot, etc. I then use that as the anchor for how I tweak/edit/add small details to the rest of the chapter during my final read-through. I find it helps flesh out the larger story with smaller details.

15) Which is worse: making the summary, picking the tags, or the anxiety when you post your fic?

none of the above really since nothing about posting is carved in stone. tags and summaries can always be tweaked.

16) How do you define success for your fanfic - hits? Kudos? Comments? Bookmarks? Or just if you like it?

If it's finished. Bonus points if people get something out of it, but the act of having written something feels like the biggest success.

17) Do you have a playlist for your favorite character/ship?

Not really. I have go-to soundtracks for 'writing vibes' but nothing project/ship dedicated. (though 'like we're made of glass' was definitely inspired by very specific songs)

18) If fan art was going to be made from your work, which fic would you pick and which fan artist would you like to create it?

Again there are too many jaw-droppingly talented artists in this fandom to choose just one. It would of course be a wild crazy honor to see a work inspired by one of my fics, but there's already so much in this fandom to be inspired by that it doesn't feel like a loss.

19) How many WIPs do you currently have?

*sighs* for supercorp? there are a few (five). but the one that has most of my creative down time is a supercorp wicked au i have wanted to write for years but only have the faintest wisps of an outline for.

20) What's your advice to new fanfic writers?

Do it, do it, do it!

But also, one of my favorite pieces of advice for ANY creative venture is from Marc Dalessio who made this super cool 'creative process' graph in 2010 and included this line to summarize it: The ability to see improves before technical skill, and we often have difficulty assessing honestly exactly how our work looks.

It helps during those ruts when I look at everything I've recently written/drawn/created and scrunch up my nose in snobbish disgust because it just means I'm growing in some new way and not that anything I'm doing is inherently bad.

- - - - -

tagging (respectfully and without pressure) @sideguitars @fazedlight @inkedroplets if you want some rapid-fire q's thrown your way. but also anyone who wants to take a swing, i'd be jazzed to read the different answers

[alena-reblobs]

Trigun Bookclub Trimax Vol9 Part1

Vol01: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3  | Vol02: Part 1 | Part 2

Trimax: Vol01 Part 1 Vol01 Part 2 | Vol02 Part 1 Vol02 Part 2 | Vol 03 Part 1 | Vol03 Part2 | Vol04 Part1 | Vol04 Part2 | Vol05 | Vol06 | Vol07 | Vol08 Part1 | Vol08 Part2 | Vol09 Part1

Vol 9 recap start! It's late and I'm not having that many clever thoughts, so more just...reacting and saving cool panels :D

Chapter 1:

Aww Nico and Miss Melanie checking to see how Livio is doing. Nico's really got the big brother vibes.

Great catch, buddy!

Smiling and laughing little Wolfwood! This is killing me with so much cuteness. Also, love how he got his big Wolfwood nose as a kid too (I mean, of course he does, but then you never know, an author might make all kids look kinda similiar even unintentionally by giving them big kid eyes, small noses and such stuff...it's just nice to see distinct facial features drawn in different age states)

*** you for that evil trap, Chapel.

Livio not saying anything to that in that one panel is telling a lot actually. Now we know in what way he himself is tied to that orphanage...does he consider it a burden too? I wonder if Chapel struck a nerve with that sentence.

And just like that I knew I was gonna like Livio. Oooh he had it coming.

Hmm love this page. It really feels like the start of something.

Chapter 2:

So so proud of him...I read other bookclub posts about how Wolfwood symbolizes the humanity that CAN change and boy is that right.

I can only imagine Nightow having SO much fun drawing this!! :DD I have no idea but if I'd have to guess I'd say he was just waiting to draw a full page cool blockbuster scene of Wolfwood riding a motorcycle with an explosion in the backgrounds. Probably been wanting to do this since some volumes. And finally got his chance!! Cause there was no need to draw this so action-movie epic-like and he still did, hehe.

First of all, this page here looks so cool! Wolfwood is so shapey, but also the pose and composition...*mwah* Then in this fight we get to see just how good of a fighter Wolfwood actually is. Not that we didn't witness that before, but it was often together with Vash, or if alone, like with Ninelives, he was struggling quite a bit. But here to me it felt like we get this glimpse of a trained assassin he once was, fully in control of the situation, being fast and efficient (without killing).

Such badassery!!! I'm a big fan of how Livio, despite being fully indoctrined, still kinda protects the orphanage too! Well, maybe it's also because Chapel is prob sitting there too and they still need to use the orphanage as bait but STILL! I chose to believe that at this point some point inside Livio was still acting out of attachment to his old home.

Chapter 3:

Hey! That's not a nice thing to say boy! D: Also, she's obviously trying to reassure the kids so don't make them more scared by saying it won't do anything!

Oh fuck. The kids are talking about Nico here but this obviously applies to Vash, as well. Wolfwood can not rely on Vash now who is not around to help.

Also, may I say, what an utterly gorgeous drawing of Wolfwood and Livio.

RAZLOOOO

HMMMM Livio the Double FANG

And in that moment he thinks of that one moment where a person DID need him, where he saved someone :'(

These two pages look soooo cool. I never knew how ominous laundry cool look!

I do wonder...how did Razlo know about the Eye of Michael? Did he meet an informant some time, or overhear smth?

You're not going to kill your brother now, are you Wolfwood! (Not really brother but brother in heart, you know.)

Chapter 4:

Oh I misremembered, he DID mean to kill Livio? Or only momentarily put him out of order, knowing that he has SOME kind of regeneration abilities? I'm not quite sure now. What I do know is that Chapel has a creepy grin and I want that old man out of my face.

Ah hm maybe I should read at least the next page before rambling off. He really only wanted to incapacitate him. I'm relieved!

Rude! You didn't need to throw him through a suddenly spawned set of wood!

At this rate, Wolfwood must be riddled with bullets. Shot from behind, from the front, lost a HUGE amount of blood from his shoulder...

...and yet he's still going on. Oh my boy he's such an awesome character. (Also quick side note, love how Nightow draws hands)

Saving this because awesome pages. This is only the second time we're seeing these vials being used, right? Funny how quickly they became such an important plot device. (I wonder when Nightow planned them into the story...I'm guessing kinda late? Just wondering)

He must have really trusted on Livio blocking that thing!

Aww :(

Making a cut here! The rest will be done in a part 2 post, I don't want to get to the image limit in the middle of a chapter.

[starsandhughes]

Penalty Box Series— Quinn Hughes Edition (Twelve)

ft. Cole Caufield

23-24 Season Masterlist

previous: eleven

next: thirteen

short bc i’m behind and trying my best and i high key hate this i’m so sorry😭 this game was boring as hell

NOVEMBER 12, 2023

yourusername

liked by _quinnhughes, lhughes_06, and 12,243 others

yourusername girlie pops, fantabulous theys, and frizzy haired beauties, welcome back to my postgame penalty box update show: best friend number one versus best friend number two edition!

best friend number one came out on top tonight with the canucks's 5-2 win, and he didn't even get a penalty! and he got his 18th assist of the season! way to go, quinner!

best friend number two tried his best! i won't even talk about how him being offside took away a habs goal! he didn't mean to! he was really sorry! (i'm sorry about your life, coley woley) (it happens all the time don't sweat it)

i had a great time tonight, boys! i loved getting some best friend time before the game and at dinner last night! i love you losers🫶 mwah!

p.s. cole also didn't get a penalty!

p.s.s stars beat their enemies the wild, my matty ratty and the rest of my baby panthers beat the blackhawks, and my quackies (sans jamie and trevor, may they rest in peace) beat the sharks! what a good hockey day! (except for cole) (sorry bb)

p.s.s.s. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BLONDE KING, PETEY! i love you with my whole butt! i hope you loved your present!💙

tagged _quinnhughes and colecaufield

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_quinnhughes @/yourusername yeah why is it just me???

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jackhughes @/yourusername ♟️

yourusername @/jackhughes 🎟️

_quinnhughes @/yourusername @/jackhughes I SAID NO

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes do you actually know what they mean? or do you just assume they're up to something?

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras usually both

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes enlighten me

lhughes_06 @/trevorzegras @_quinnhughes I GOT THIS ONE! chess piece means "your move" and the ticket means "i'm in"

yourusername @/lhughes_06 ya nailed it, kiddo

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[neoninky]

Sebek for the bingo meme

Ziggy Ziiiiiggggs~ 🐊

Alright, first things first-*rambling activated*

From Day 1 of getting my sights on the Twisted Wonderland art alone, Sebek was definitely one of my favorite characters designs. He just looked rad as hell with the green hair, them antique green-gold peepers, that bone structure. Mwah, chef kiss 🤌 then Hairdown!Sebby came into existence? Oh man. 10/10 💚

So I didn’t completely fill in the “mean fandom” square cuz I see/have seen a lot of polarized responses to Sebek in the fandom. People have either LOVED or HATED (or loved to hate lol) Sebek from what I’ve seen. I get it: at first glance he is very rude, loud, stubborn, obsessive, etc etc.

Lately, oh yes, he has gotten more popular across the board due to the Diasomnia chapter releasing on both servers, and his inclusion in side events, which makes sense. Croc boi has gotten more screen time so we get to know him better and see him interact with his dormmates and the other characters. Also shout out to @nuitthegoddess and @ryllen whose Sebek x OC/Yuu content endears me to the tsundere croc even more lol (aka “blorbo by proxy”)

But me personally? I haven’t disliked Sebek since the beginning. I thought he was kinda funny and silly in that he is so boisterous and hyper focused to a fault. Lately, though - from seeing his interactions with Silver and other characters in side events and the main story, he has grown on me tremendously. Some of my favorite cards that I have are Sebek cards (Camp Vargas!Sebek I’m looking at you, buddy)

so yeah, I’m a bit anxious about our crocodile boi because I’ve gotten attached and once you get past the loud angry Malleus obsessed nerd-jock, Sebek is actually a very kind, loyal person and I don’t want anything bad to happen to him but I do wanna know more about his background.

I would love for there to be a closer look into his upbringing as a fae halfling and how it’s affected his self image and other things psychologically/emotionally and such. That would be hella fascinating!

FREE SPACE: I am lil’ biased cuz I have had a deep love of reptiles from lizards, alligators and crocodiles to dinosaurs and dragos so that makes me very fond of Sebek too lol 💚

[pony-central]

Typical ShrugFriend Moment

This story takes place during Sick Boyfriend and DrugFriend's first date.

DrugFriend was sitting on the sofa with his phone in his hand. He was searching up "funny Internet memes", until Sick Boyfriend entered the room. He was smiling, carrying a small box. The box contained all of the used DVDs from overtime, some had scratch marks on them. Some had the coverings missing. Sick Boyfriend sat down and looked at DrugFriend with a smile on his face.

Sick BF: Hey, Drugsy. 😊

DrugFriend: Oh. Hey there Sick Boyfriend. What are these? 🤨

Sick BF: Old DVDs we never use. So, uh... What do you wanna do?

Sick Boyfriend smiled again, as DrugFriend looked back at his phone.

DrugFriend: Hmm. Oh. I know.

Just the, DrugFriend leaned towards Sick Boyfriend, caressing his face. He gave him a warm smile and kissed him on the lips. Sick Boyfriend was surprised at this kiss. DrugFriend placed his hands on Sick Boyfriend's shoulders, making out with him.

DrugFriend: I love you. 😊

Sick BF: Mmm. I love you, too.

Sick Boyfriend held onto DrugFriend's back as the kissing continued. They both also blushed during the kissing moment.

Sick BF: Whoa. Did we just kiss? 😳

DrugFriend: Yeah. We did. I liked it. 😊

Sick BF: You wanna kiss again?

DrugFriend: Uh huh. 😍

By this point in the evening, Sick Boyfriend felt something more than just a red face. He looked down and blushed even more.

Sick BF: Oh. Oh, God. 😳

DrugFriend: What? Oh, my. 😳

Sick Boyfriend had something that boys get when they're deeply aroused. DrugFriend smiled, and kissed Sick Boyfriend on the lips again, hugging him. He had one too.

DrugFriend: Come on. *carries him on his back* I know what we can do next.

Sick BF: Oh. What's that? 😟

DrugFriend: *whispers*

Sick Boyfriend felt a tingly feeling in his body. DrugFriend carried him to the bedroom and placed him gently on the bed.

DrugFriend: You ready? 😊

Sick Boyfriend couldn't stop blushing. His heart was beating rapidly. He was in love. How is this possible? Just then DrugFriend pinned him to the mattress, while maintaining eye contact with Sick Boyfriend. DrugFriend licked his lips.

DrugFriend: Let's do this. Buddy. 😁

Sick Boyfriend blushed. He had never been called Buddy before. The sweat from his forehead dripped down to his top lip. DrugFriend carefully wiped the sweat from Sick Boyfriend's face. The little guy smiled again.

DrugFriend: Let's get these pants off of you. Your legs must be chafing in them tight denim jeans. Heh Heh.

Sick BF: O - OK.

DrugFriend took off Sick Boyfriend's jeans and threw them to the other side of the room. He bent over and kissed Sick Boyfriend's lips again. Sick Boyfriend returned the kiss.

DrugFriend: I love you. Mwah.

Sick BF: Aww, I love you too. Mmm. Let's make tonight worth it.

DrugFriend: Yeah, let's do it! 😄

He turned down the lights and the two boys kissed each other for about five minutes. Then, DrugFriend unzipped his pants and threw THOSE to the other side of the room. He the removed Sick Boyfriend's shirt and tossed THAT across to the other side of the room.

DrugFriend: Let's see. Aha. The pants.

He removed those from Sick Boyfriend, and then from himself, as he threw them to the other side of the room. The boys were now in their birthday suits. DrugFriend smirked at Sick Boyfriend.

DrugFriend: Let's go, Buddy.

DrugFriend closed the door, and placed the blanket over himself and Sick Boyfriend. He then began the mating process. Both boys looked each other in the eyes, blushing hard, and making the cute pleasurable sounds.

Sick BF: Mmm. Ahh. D - DrugFriend. You feel amazing. Hah.

DrugFriend: I know I do, Sick Boyfriend. I used to have a girlfriend, but she was cheating on me. So, I dumped her.

Sick BF: I - ahh! Dumped my old - oh! Girlfriend, too. She was a jerk anyways.

DrugFriend: I bet she - hmm! Was. Oh, my God. You feel amazing too.

The intimacy between the two boys was interesting to say the least. They had the romance moment for what seemed like forever. Sick Boyfriend kept his eyes on DrugFriend, even if his eyes were rolling back a bit due to the intimacy of the two boys.

A few hours later...

Sick Boyfriend was sighing in happiness.

Sick BF: Ohhh... Drugsy. That was amazing.

DrugFriend: I know it was.

The two boys hugged each other and went to sleep.

[sebsxphia]

Sebbie?? I'm not sure if I sent in this idea or not but if I did, I apologize, my brain's all outta whack from working alot (lol).

Imagine you and Rhett are coming home one night and you're heading to the Handsome Gambler to get Royal's food order when something suddenly catches your attention. Rhett looks closer and he's in total shock. In a box, amongst a bunch of raggy looking pieces of cloth is a tiny little baby boy who appears to have been born early.....like scarily early.

You two immediately take the box to the police precinct where, luckily for Rhett, one of his grade school buddies is one of the officers on duty. Later on the baby is brought to the hospital and put in an incubator but Rhett refuses to leave the little one at all.

You two spend day and night with the baby, not surprised at all when Rhett's buddy informs you that the birth parents have both been arrested for a pretty lengthy list of other charges. You and Rhett still refuse to give up on the little boy and pretty soon it's a very long, very drawn out battle before you finally become the adopted parents of Dallas Russell Abbott.

It's not long before you and Rhett are able to hold him outside of his incubator and even then, he's still very small. Rhett hears him cry and is soon brought to tears himself, a little embarrassed because Royal's right next to him, snapping photos on his phone, but Royal tells him it's ok.

Fast forward to twenty one years later. Dallas is now a man who looks like he could be yours and Rhett's son already and a bullrider in his own right, engaged to a young Nez Perce girl who's currently serving in the Wyoming National Guard. She's in the stands with you, Rhett and the older kids in your brood, watching their little brother take first place in the rodeo.

I really hate to hit the feels so hard Sebbie, but this thought has me in a chokehold along with Preacher!Rhett, that came out amazing by they way!!!!!

yesssss i think i remember you sending something about a premature born baby, but this is so lovely going into more detail about it 🥹🥹🥹 he’d definitely naturally adopt rhett’s ways. and i’m so pleased to hear you enjoyed the preacher!rhett fic too my love, mwah!! 💖💗

[bisexualboysbroadcast]

here’s another “phayu/prapai are so good at being pretty boy fuck buddies” fic MWAH!

summary

Prapai expects to come home to an empty condo (there’s someone in his bed) after a long week of work (its only Wednesday). He just wants to take a warm shower (cold enough to tame an erection). He just wants to fuck the beautiful boy in his bed (he does).

beginning notes

this goes out to everyone who wanted another round of phayu/prapai our prettiest fuck boys! you guys are wonderful thank you for loving the other fic so much <3 and I hope you enjoy this too!

you can thank the mutual masturbation scene in only friends ep 2 for this! I fucking LOVE mutual masturbation scenes and I knew I had to write one after that! godddaaaammnnnnn! (this document is literally titled “mutual masty” in my googledocs >.<)

anyway this is SO full of nonsense! Usual slightly messy and jumpy writing pace. y’all know I don’t edit anything; if you see a mistake blow me a kiss <3

title is a quote from Anne Carson’s “Autobiography of Red”

content warnings

Explicit sexual content // Oral Fixation // Mutual Masturbation // Degradation // Bodily fluids // Objectification/ dehumanisation

okay I love you enjoy BYE!