#luke took 58 minutes lmao

[sansthepacifist-art]

local rich boy gets insulted more at 7

[batghostbabe]

every even number!! since anon made me do every odd number lmao.

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

- Noooope xD I don’t talk to my exes really since most of them were abusive.

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

- OH yeahhhhh :/ Most of my exes were abusive and I’ve been cheated on :c So, it takes A LOT for me to open up to someone and EVEN MORE for me to consider dating them, and behold EVEN MORE to try dating them/ give them a chance. It’s really, really sad.

6. What are you excited for?

- To move back to AZ in a few weeks and to live with some of my best friends!

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

- Pssshhhhaaawwww, I would love to get wasted if my alcohol tolerance wasn’t so stupidly high. But no. As long as the girls are safe and being cared for by others, then they should be able to have fun. Just be responsible and know your limits! c:

10. What is the last beverage you had?

- I’m drinking a coffee.... and a coke right now xD Not mixed together though. I just need lots of energy to not want to committ da seppukku at work.

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

- Boy, do I! I don’t own any jeans that aren’t skinny. And I have a big booty, so it suckkkkss getting them on. But when I do B)

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

- Probs food. Not gonna lie. Or, coffee. Butttttt, I did just buy a cute custom Wrist Strap from @dreamycraftshop today c:

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

- My entire life is going to change within the next few months! I’m getting my own place with friends and am going to be starting my senior year of college!!

18. The last time you felt broken?

- That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always broken B)

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

- That I don’t need to be nice to people who aren’t nice to me. I’m SO tired of trying to get everyone to like me! It isn’t worth it!

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

- I have :D And I would do it again! So thrilling^^

24. What do you want right this second?

A lot of money... Cosplays.... Anime merch.... but most of all... DAVID BOWIE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE DAMNIT.... and pizza.

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

My hair right now is Silver... but, my hair will be silver when I’m a lot older... does that count?

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

Probs some stupid video on facebook xD

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

It depends really. Some people do.... some people REALLY DON’T.

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

Uwahhhhhhh. I mean... I would think so XD GRAY SAMA KNOWS I LOVE HIM.

34. Listening to?

The Supermarket Trial theme from Pokemon Moon

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

Probs at home being the lazy douche he is. All of my regret.

38. Who did you last call?

I called my Love yesterday because I was having a bad day at work and just wanted to hear his voice tell me that everything is going to be okay >////

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

Because I am mentally retarded sometimes and get lured into stupid situations c:

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

I hugged my Daddy like 30 minutes ago. Him and I work together :D (I MEAN MY ACTUAL FATHER/DADDY/DAD DAMNIT. STUPID KINK)

44. Do you tan in the nude?

If you mean sleeping in my bed, hiding from the sun; then yes c:

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

Haaaaaa, I watched anime until I passed out at 2am.

48. Do you sing in the shower?

I sing everywhere xD

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

Yesssss. I took archery for 2 years in middle school. Hit my first Bullseye during the first lesson ;D (I won a candy bar woo)

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

I normally HATE musicals, but I have found some that I like. (Sweeney Todd, REPO, and Chicago being some of my favorites)

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

My ex (we dated for a few months, not really an official relationship though, but we were exclusive) told me what Pierogi’s were. They sound awesome D; Still never had one though. (Mashed Potato dumplings)

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

I wanted to be a zoologist when I was a kid. Then I started studying Zoology in college and didn’t like it. So, now I am following my real dream of becoming a voice actress!!

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

Quite often actually :o

60. Wear slippers?

In Hawaii, our slippers are your “Flip-Flops” XD

62. What do you wear to bed?

Depends. Currently I share a room with my little sister, sooooo, short shorts and a big T-Shirt are awesome. Otherwise, NAKEY >:D

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

TARGETTTTTT BU TWAAAAAA

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

I dislike both of them, but I used to mix Fritos in my Chili. SO I guess Fritos :o

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

UGH MAKE IT STAHP I HATE ALL OF THEM.

Buuutttt, I TOLERATED Safe and Sound. I dislike EVERYTHING Else.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

My dream is to marry another Voice Actor c: So, hopefully that!

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

I signed up for one because I was the best speller in my third grade class, but sadly; I moved away before the Bee took place, so I never got to actually participate.

74. What is your favorite book?

I really loved the Vampire Kisses Series in High School. But nowwww.... I think it’s actually still the same :o I read sooo many books that I can’t think of one D;

76. Regularly burn incense?

No, but my Love does and I am moving in with him, so I guess I’m about to start :D

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

METALLICA. I was supposed to go next month, but the friend I was going to go with started to be really creepy and pervy with me; So, I cut him out. RIP.

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

Cold tea c: I love Iced tea.

82. Favorite type of cookie?

I like Gingersnaps and frosted Oatmeal a lot!

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

I was on the swim team in High School, so that is Necessary to know xD

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

A band probably, but is it possible to have a mix of both? I have some songs I want to dance to that I can only imagine the originals really.

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

Uwah, I’m 20. I can barely afford a McChicken much less surgery.

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

I mean, I can’t have an opinion since I’m not a virgin or Married. But, Just be safe

92. Do you want to get married?

A few months ago if someone asked me this I would have said HELL NO. Marriage and everything about it terrified me. I have been abused in almost all of my previous relationships and was so happy to get away from that. YOU CANT EASILY ESCAPE FROM MARRIAGE. And, that scared me!! I was so scared I would be trapped in another abusive relationship.

But Now... I actually am much more open to the idea... still really picky and have trust issues though :c

[mitrixoxo]

Ask me things!!

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? Let's fuck. 2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? Honestly super complicated things... I love him, he doesn't love me. We're together but not together. We dated for a year and three months and broke up in January. We go on dates and have sex but we aren't a couple we're just faithfully involved I guess. 3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? I would give them the help they needed 4. Is your last name longer than six letters? Yes 5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? Sober 6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? Yes.. 7. What does your last received text say? "What the shit?" 8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? Probably we'll over a couple hundred. 9. Where was your last kiss at? In the door way of bedroom 10. When is the last time you saw your sister? Today 11. What do you drink in the morning? Nothing it gags me lmao 12. Where did you sleep last night? My bed 13. Do you think relationships are hard? Sometimes 14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? Yes.. 15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? Sadness. Aggravation. Annoyance. One-Sided Love... yes problems. 16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? Rainy 17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? Nope 18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? Neither. Wearing boxer briefs fam. 19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? Probably not. 20. Does anyone like you? Probably not. 21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? Yes. 22. Is the last person you kissed gay? If he weren't that'd be strange. 23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? Yes 24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? Yes I have one and want more 25. In the past week have you cried? Yes.. three times. 26. What breed was the last dog you saw? Chihuahua 27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? Both. 28. Have you ever kissed a football player? I wish. 29. Do you think you’re old? Nope 30. Do you like text messaging? Yessss 31. What type of day are you having? Bad day. 32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? Nope. 33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? Cold 34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? Yes 35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?relationship 36. Are you a simple or complicated person? Complicated as fuck 37. What song are you listening to? Stay and Fight by Tamar Braxton 38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? Yes... 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? Yeeeees! 40. What made you start liking the person you like now? His smile... his eyes... the way he looked at me.. 41. When did you last receive a text message? 3 minutes ago. 42. What is wrong with you right now? Heartbreak. 43. How well do you know the last female you texted? Not very well 44. Does anyone disgust you? Yeeeees!!! 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? Depends on the person.. 46. Are you in a good mood right now? Eh. 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? My friend Gwen 48. What color shirt are you wearing? White and Black 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? Yes.. 50. Anyone you’re giving up on? Nope. 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? On the fence about the word "hate" 52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? Yes... 53. Do you like rain? Yes!! 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? As long as they're safe and faithful I don't care. 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? Nope. 56. Do you like to cuddle? Yes!! 57. Are you shy? Lol no. 58. Do you get along with girls? Yes 59. Have you dated the person you texted last? Yes. 60. What do you carry with you at all times? My wallet and phone. 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? Yes. 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? Yes. 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? Yes.. it was actually my 1 year anniversary 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? It makes me melt honestly. 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? I took a selfie. That's about it. 66. How old are the last three people you kissed? 20, 21, 20? I have no idea fam 67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? Neither. I don't get my nails did. 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? Leopard 69. Do you have any stickers on your car? Don't have a car. 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? Like Bryan 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? iPhone 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? That's fucking disgusting. 73. Do you like diet soda? I hate soda in general. 74. What color are the walls in your room? White as fuck. Lol. Under all the posters anyways. 75. Are you 16 or older? Yes. 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? Never. 77. Do you have a job? Yes. 78. What are your initials? D.O.P 79. Did you ever have braces? Nope. 80. Are you from the south? Nope. 81. What does your last status on facebook say? "I'd do anything to looked in the eyes the same way again." 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? Nope. 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? Mom. 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? Lmao that's funny 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? Beauty and the Beast 86. Do you smoke? Hookah. 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? Flip flops. 88. Is your phone touch screen? Yes. 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? Straight 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? Yes 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? Pool 92. Have you ever made out in a car? Yes 93. …Had sex in a car? Does a blowie count? If so yes. Lol 94. Are you single or in a relationship? Single 95. What were you doing last night at midnight? Probably masturbating idk fam. Watching YouTube videos? Haha 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? I don't remember 97. Do you like the camera on your phone? Yes 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? Yes 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? Yes 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? Nope 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? Nope 102. Name your favorite Kesha song: no shade but I don't have one. 103. Do you have any tan lines right now? Nope 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? That's disgusting.

[mrs-entwistle]

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YOOOOOO OMG you and an anon both asked me to answer all of these so thank you both!!! 😂✨

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? Considering the last person I texted is my bf, I would just be the happiest camper and greet him good morning and kiss him. 😘

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?We’re dating. 💕

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?Oh yeah, of course. I get really concerned about stuff like that.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?Nope!

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?Sober.

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?Oh yeah, so many times.

7. What does your last received text say?It’s kinda long; it’s from Stephen and parts of it have to do with how nice he thinks it is to be out in nature, how he wants to be a singer but he thinks he’s no good at it, and there’s also some, uh……some other personal stuff that I’m gonna exclude for privacy purposes, lmao. 😅🙈

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?A lot, lmao.

9. Where was your last kiss at?In my bed. 😎😎😎

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?I do not have a sister, so never.

11. What do you drink in the morning?Water.

12. Where did you sleep last night?In my own bed.

13. Do you think relationships are hard?They can be at times- I don’t think anything is technically “easy” in life, though, y'know?

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?Yes. Quite a few things. Don’t wanna elaborate on all that though.

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?No way, that’s an ideal situation lmao 😂🙈

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?Rainy!!! 🌧❤️

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?I do not, no. :o

18. Are you wearing jeans, sweatpants, or pajama pants?I am currently actually wearing no pants… 😅😂

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?Who can say? Ya never know what will happen in life.

20. Does anyone like you?Yes indeed.

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?Lmao, yes- the only two people I’ve ever kissed in my life both have names that start with an S. 😅

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?Noooo, haha.

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?Oh yes, there are a couple.

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?Yeah! Nothing too big, though.

25. In the past week have you cried?Yes.

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? That is a very good question…… The last that I can clearly remember seeing/petting was a long-haired Chihuahua a few weeks ago at the mall.

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?Out of the shower.

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?Nope!

29. Do you think you’re old?Not really, haha. I always feel super young at heart, anyway.

30. Do you like text messaging?I do! I can be bad at it sometimes though, forgetting to reply to messages and whatnot. 😅

31. What type of day are you having?A decent, relaxing day! I took a warm bath earlier and washed my hair and put on some comfy pj’s and just lounged around. I played some video games and had a few photoshoots not too long ago.

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?I have! But I have a freckle on my nose that often gets mistaken for a nose stud all the time so I kinda don’t really need one. 😂

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?Cold weather ALL the way, my dudes.

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?Of course; there are a couple. 😌

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?Definitely a relationship. Flings aren’t my thing at all.

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?I am a very complicated person, for sure.

37. What song are you listening to?Lithium - Nirvana

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?Oh, absolutely.

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?There is, but we are no longer friends, so there’s that, lmao.

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?I just naturally clicked with him ever since we first started talking. :’) He’s so groovy and we have a lot of the same interests. He’s a very cute, down-to-earth, gentle, friendly spirit and I dig it.

41. When did you last receive a text message?Like 20 minutes ago or so.

42. What is wrong with you right now?Nothing at all, actually??? Which is EXTREMELY rare, and I’m honestly just kind of raising my eyebrow about that, haha. I’m totally enjoying living a worry-free life at the moment, though. Gotta soak up that kind of stuff for as long as it lasts and never take it for granted.

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?The last female I texted is my mom, and I know her better than anybody else!

44. Does anyone disgust you?Yeah.

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?No, because I’m already seeing someone.

46. Are you in a good mood right now?Very much so!

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?My mom.

48. What color shirt are you wearing?I’m not wearing a shirt right now 😅🙈

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?Not too recently, no. I can’t think of anything, anyway.

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?Not anymore, because I’ve already given up on them. It’s too late.

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?Hmm. No, I don’t think “hate” is the most fitting word. I’m just still bitter and hurt about the way things had to be. But I’m getting over it, I think, with each passing day. It is what it is.

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?No; I’m the kind of person who can never imagine giving up on someone. But I’ve had to do that quite a bit these past few months! I’m surprising myself every day.

53. Do you like rain?I loooooove rain. 😍

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?I’m a worrier, so of course I care, haha, but like, as long as they don’t get blackout drunk then it’s cool with me.

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?Of course.

56. Do you like to cuddle?I LOVE TO CUDDLE OMDJSKSH

57. Are you shy?I certainly have my moments, yes, haha 😅

58. Do you get along with girls?Not as well as I could. Most of my friends these days are guys.

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?Yes, I currently am.

60. What do you carry with you at all times?My rainbow bag which contains my meds, my iPod + earbuds, a barrel brush and comb, my wallet, and Chapstick.

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?Dude, you wouldn’t even have to pay me to do that LOL I would willingly volunteer for free because that’s just the kind of spooky bitch I am 😂

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?Yeah, if the relationship is strong and communication is good.

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?I was.

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?Of coURSe omg!!!!!

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?Lots of cute things happened last week. 😋

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?I have only kissed two people, like I said somewhere up above, and they are 20 and 21.

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? Do them myself, tbh.

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? Leopard print!

69. Do you have any stickers on your car? I don’t drive, but my mom has a Who sticker on her car! She used to have a Beatles one.

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? I don’t know who Luke Bryan is, but I don’t really care for Lil Wayne, so……….I’m just gonna walk away from this question 😂😂😂

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? iPhone.

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? Not too terribly long- maybe a good few weeks ago?

73. Do you like diet soda? Ehh, not really? It’s all right I guess.

74. What color are the walls in your room? My main room is aqua blue and my adjoining room is a really nice purple color. 💙💜

75. Are you 16 or older? I am 21!

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? No I don’t.

77. Do you have a job? Nope, not at the moment.

78. What are your initials? K.G.H.

79. Did you ever have braces? Nope!

80. Are you from the south? I sure am, haha.

81. What does your last status on facebook say? Lmaoooo I have no clue, my dude, I haven’t posted a status on FB in years. 😂

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? No.

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? My mom, without a doubt.

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? Nope, although I kiiiiinda wish I did? Because I’m really flexible and it sounds like fun!

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? I genuinely don’t remember omg but I’m seeing Fist Fight this Friday so I can say that, at least!

86. Do you smoke? Nah.

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? Hmmmm, flip flops, I guess.

88. Is your phone touch screen? It is!

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? My hair is weird to explain lmao I curl my hair under if that makes sense???

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? Not out of MY house, haha.

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? I can’t swim so I’m just gonna say pool so that I can at least remain on the shallow end 😂😂😂

92. Have you ever made out in a car? Nopers.

93. …Had sex in a car? Lmao nooooo.

94. Are you single or in a relationship? I’m in a relationship. ☺️

95. What were you doing last night at midnight? Probably playing a video game, lmao 😂

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? On New Years

97. Do you like the camera on your phone? It’s all right! I don’t mind it, but it definitely could be of better quality.

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? Uhhh, kinda…… It’s hard to explain lmao

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? Noooo.

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? I am LOL don’t ask me why!

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? Nah.

102. Name your favorite Kesha song: Take It Off.

103. Do you have any tan lines right now? I don’t.

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? Not cowboy boots, no 😂

[redvelvetnerd]

ALL!! or at least as many as you feel like answering

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

I would scream in horror.

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

We’re cool. A lot has happened between us but now we are Good Friends.

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

Given my personal history, absolutely.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

Fam, I have a Polish last name. Of course it is.

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

Sober 100%

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

Nope!

7. What does your last received text say?

“I knew you would”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

Many times.

9. Where was your last kiss at?

In front of the dude’s car.

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

She’s in the room with me right now.

11. What do you drink in the morning?

Water

12. Where did you sleep last night?

My bed.

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

Not necessarily hard, but if you think they’re effortless, you’re doing it wrong.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

Without a doubt.

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

None!

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

Sunny! I love the sunshine.

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

I have two middle names. I’ve met one person with one of them.

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

Jeans currently.

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

I hope so…

20. Does anyone like you?

Yep. Multiple people actually.

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

Nope.

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

Nope.

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

Oh yes. A few.

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

Yes but I don’t have the pain tolerance for it.

25. In the past week have you cried?

Well earlier today I got teary-eyed at a video, does that count?

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

IT WAS A SHIBA THAT CAME IN THE DRIVETHRU AT WORK OMG

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

In the shower I believe.

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

Nope!

29. Do you think you’re old?

It sure does feel like it sometimes but I know I’m not.

30. Do you like text messaging?

Yes but I prefer face-to-face.

31. What type of day are you having?

A lazy one. Cleaned a bit, filled out scholarship applications, but other than that, not too much lmao.

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

Nope.

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

Warm weather because I do not cold well.

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

Yeahhhh.

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

I’d like a relationship. I need some type of commitment at some point.

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

SO COMPLICATED.

37. What song are you listening to?

Nothing

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

I never say it unless I mean it.

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

Quite a few actually.

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

His kindness definitely.

41. When did you last receive a text message?

10 minutes ago from my cousin.

42. What is wrong with you right now?

mANY THINGS FRIENDO WHERE SHOULD I START

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

Pretty well, I’d say. One of my best friends

44. Does anyone disgust you?

No one comes to mind

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

Depends. Who is it?

46. Are you in a good mood right now?

I’d say so.

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

Does my cat count? If not, my sister, as I complained about the cat.

48. What color shirt are you wearing?

White

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

Recently? no.51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

I don’t really hate anyone anymore so no.53. Do you like rain?

For a lazy day when I have nothing to do, sure.

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

Casually, no, but if it became a problem of course I would.

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

Oh absolutely.

56. Do you like to cuddle?

Every once in a while but not all the time.

57. Are you shy?

hell freakin yeah.

58. Do you get along with girls?

Yep! Some of my best friends are girls.

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

HELL NAH I’M NOT TRYNA DATE MY COUSIN

60. What do you carry with you at all times?

My phone, debit card, and college ID card.

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

Of course! I’m a broke college kid, I’d do most anything for a million dollars.

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

I’d like to think so.

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

Nah lmao

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

Of course!!

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

My kitten happened. He’s pretty cute, though quite the troublemaker.

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

I have kissed a whopping one person and he is 21.

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?

Pay someone because Lord knows they’ll do a better job than me.   68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?   

I hate both tbh.

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?

I’d need a car for that.

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?   

Not a big fan of rap unless it’s ITH or Hamilton so Luke Bryan

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?

iPhone all the way man.   72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? 

I can’t even remember. I live in New York man. I don’t need no stinkin Pizza Hut.  73. Do you like diet soda?   

Hell nah. It tastes weird and is worse for you than regular soda.

74. What color are the walls in your room?   

Teal. My sister picked it out.

75. Are you 16 or older?   

I am 18

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?  

I do not. 77. Do you have a job? 

I work at Chick-fil-A   78. What are your initials?   

KMJP

79. Did you ever have braces?   

Nope!

80. Are you from the south?   

South shore of Long Island lmao

81. What does your last status on facebook say?   

Something about my kitten seeing himself on camera and swatting at it.

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?   

Yep! Was just talking to him before.

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?   

My mom, considering my dad is not alive.

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?   

Gymnastics when I was like 6 but I didn’t like it.

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?   

Lmaoooo I don’t even remember. I hardly go to the movies.

86. Do you smoke?   

Hell no. Do I look like I want cancer?

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?   

Flip flops because I am super clumsy and can’t walk in heels.

88. Is your phone touch screen?   

Whose isn’t at this point?

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?   

I wear it naturally which is somewhere in between.

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?   

Nope.

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    

YES.

92. Have you ever made out in a car?   

Nope.

93. …Had sex in a car?   

No and I’ve heard it’s not a good experience.

94. Are you single or in a relationship?   

Single pringle

95. What were you doing last night at midnight?   

Probably scrolling through this blue hellsite.

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?   

Last week when it turned 2017! Some people down the block set them off.

97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    

I do! I think it’s a good one.

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?

Nope!      102. Name your favorite Kesha song:

Don’t have one.   103. Do you have any tan lines right now?   

Nah it’s January. Six months ago, sure.

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?   

NAH. Why would I own cowboy boots?

That took a LONG ASS TIME but there you go.

[chaos-and-recover]

all of them. all. of. them.

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME EVERY TIME is it because you know I have nothing better to do? Because you are right.

1. What is you middle name? Barbara. It’s my mom’s first name2. How old are you? OLD AS BALLS. Or like. 32.3. When is your birthday? April 4th.4. What is your zodiac sign? Aries5. What is your favorite color? purple6. What’s your lucky number? I don’t know if I have one?7. Do you have any pets? nope. I am sad and empty and pet=less8. Where are you from? Canada, eh?9. How tall are you? 5′11″ or somewhere in there. Apparently freakishly tall, according to my tiny, tiny friends10. What shoe size are you? ladies’ 9 1/2-10. Currently wearing size 9 boots every day because I haven’t gotten around to getting new winter boots and got those ones for a cosplay a few years ago because they looked rad and were cheap but NOT COMFY and I NEED NEW BOOTS.11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? lemme tell you it’s not nearly as many as it was when I worked in a mall with a Payless and went there WAY too often. There’s probably like 5 or 6 I wear regularly now.12. What was your last dream about? I... actually don’t even remember? I remember waking up the other morning thinking “what in the FUCK” about a dream I’d had but now I can’t remember what it actually WAS lol13. What talents do you have? none lol14. Are you psychic in any way? I mean I don’t know if I ACTUALLY am but I’ve learned to trust my gut when I feel really sure of an outcome of something because I’ve been right more than I’ve been wrong15. Favorite song? Falling Slowly from the movie Once is probably my favourite thing in the world.16. Favorite movie? 10 Things I Hate About You, The Princess Bride, and a bunch of objectively awful movies that I love.17. Who would be your ideal partner? Someone who will leave me tf alone. Actually I would probably thrive in a long distance relationship where I don’t have to like... see them all the time and can still have my own space?18. Do you want children? Not especially. I recently figured out that may be negotiable though which was... interesting.19. Do you want a church wedding? Not necessarily but if I did have one I would only want it at my grandparents’ church because history (my parents were married there; I was baptized there; my Oma loved that church).20. Are you religious? Not even a little.21. Have you ever been to the hospital? My guy I spent so much time in the ER as a kid that they almost called social services.22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? Nope, I’m a nerd.23. Have you ever met any celebrities? Yes, quite a few. That was like, My Thing in high school24. Baths or showers? baths if they stay warm for more than 0.00005 seconds.25. What color socks are you wearing? black, with white writing. They’re my July Socks because I am JUST that awful and love a bad pun.26. Have you ever been famous? I had my 15 minutes of fame in 2004. Green Day were involved. The story circulated the local music/industry community for at least a year. That’s all.27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? I don’t think I would like that AT ALL.28. What type of music do you like? I listen to so much music, honestly. Name a genre and I could probably name at least one artist I like from it.29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Not totally but I’ve gone halfway there. Not sober lol.30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 231. What position do you usually sleep in? Usually on my stomach32. How big is your house? not as big as the rest in the neighbourhood now but when it was built in the 70s it WAS one of the biggest around33. What do you typically have for breakfast? either: a bagel w/ cream cheese, Eggos (with chocolate chips sometimes), toast w/ peanut butter & banana, Cheerios w/ banana, or oatmeal34. Have you ever fired a gun? only a laser gun lol35. Have you ever tried archery? yeah, I actually liked it? I wasn’t very good. Although my Opa did make my brother and I our own bow and arrow sets when we were little. Nobody lost an eye, so it worked out well.36. Favorite clean word? I don’t know if I have one?37. Favorite swear word? I like made up ones, like “fucknugget.”38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? Without ANY sleep at all, like a day and a half. With minimal sleep, a few days - a week or so.39. Do you have any scars? Yes and they’re all dumb.40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? lol doubtful41. Are you a good liar? Sometimes. For like, inconsequential shit I don’t even need to lie about.42. Are you a good judge of character? I wanna say yes but I’m actually just kind of a bitch and super judgy anyway?43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Every one I try turns out like a really shitty southern accent44. Do you have a strong accent? I don’t think so but people from elsewhere might disagree45. What is your favorite accent? Irish, specifically Galway-area. I also like certain southern accents, like... wherever Matthew McConaughey is from. That’s a nice accent.46. What is your personality type? Like... those acronyms? No idea lol. I don’t do those personality tests.47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? Probably my Roots cabin sweater which I got for Christmas last year but I know ain’t cheap.48. Can you curl your tongue? Yes49. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie50. Left or right handed? Right, although I’m fairly competent with my left from when I was 8 and broke my right arm and had to use my left for everything for a while.51. Are you scared of spiders? Yes, they’re awful little demon bugs.52. Favorite food? Poutine lmao. I’m a stereotype.53. Favorite foreign food? Burritos.54. Are you a clean or messy person? Horrifically messy.55. Most used phrased? Lord, probably “lmao.” Or “your face.”56. Most used word? Probably “fuck”57. How long does it take for you to get ready? Depends for what. For just like, every day shit, like 20 minutes. If I actually wanna look good I need more time. Both of those require at least 20-40 minutes of sitting despondently on my bed wondering if I REALLY need to go where I’m supposed to go.58. Do you have much of an ego? I don’t think so?59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Lick/suck til I get bored, then bite. (Hey boys ;) )60. Do you talk to yourself? Yes, way too much.61. Do you sing to yourself? Quietly, but I do.62. Are you a good singer? FUCK no.63. Biggest Fear? The existential horror of Never Getting My Life Together.64. Are you a gossip? More than I should/want to be 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? Ever? That’s a hard question. I have a really unpopular opinion about Manchester By The Sea (I KNOW how we’re supposed to feel about Casey Affleck) but I don’t even know if that’s the best EVER, it’s just very good and that makes me angry.66. Do you like long or short hair? On myself? Kinda miss my long hair now.67. Can you name all 50 states of America? If you give me time to figure them out, probably.  (let’s see - Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Hawaii, Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Utah, New Mexico, Texas, Louisiana, Florida, Georgia, Tennessee, Idaho, Iowa, North Dakota, South Dakota, Kentucky, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Montana, Indiana, Michigan, Illinois, Rhode Island, New York, Maine, Vermont, Massachusetts, Virginia, West Virginia, Maryland, New Jersey, North Carolina, South Carolina, Colorado, Delaware, Wisconsin, Nebraska, Connecticut, Minnesota, Wyoming, Arizona, Missouri, Mississippi, Kansas, New Hampshire, Oklahoma. BAM.68. Favorite school subject? I was a nerd and loved History. I took American History in grade 11 SPECIFICALLY because my 10th grade History teacher was so good and he taught it, I wanted him again. I also liked English. Math can choke.69. Extrovert or Introvert? Introvert. But I play an extrovert on the internet.70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Nope.71. What makes you nervous? Crowds, specifically crowds hindering where I need to go or what I want to accomplish.72. Are you scared of the dark? No, I’m scared of things IN the dark lmao.73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Sometimes, but usually I couch it in “I think it might be this actually” which probably comes off as passive aggressive.74. Are you ticklish? Yes but if you exploit that you gonna die75. Have you ever started a rumor? Probably lol76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Yep. I used to manage a store. I’m also a supervisor at my part-time job.77. Have you ever drank underage? I really didn’t that much but I did a little.78. Have you ever done drugs? Never hard drugs because I’m lame.79. Who was your first real crush? Third grade. Luke Costello. That crush... set a bit of a tone lol.80. How many piercings do you have? None, not even my ears, which everyone finds baffling for some reason.81. Can you roll your Rs? Yes!82. How fast can you type? I don’t know my exact WPM but it’s pretty fast I think.83. How fast can you run? Not very.84. What color is your hair? Red85. What color is your eyes? Green/hazel86. What are you allergic to? Potentially cats and/or dogs, dust, MAYBE alcohol lol.87. Do you keep a journal? Nope88. What do your parents do? they’re both retired but they were both teachers, the absolute nerds.89. Do you like your age? Sure90. What makes you angry? Dumb people at rush hour on public transit.91. Do you like your own name? I don’t hate it.92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? Not in a long, long time and when I used to they were all ridiculous and terrible, thank GOD I never had any.93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? I wouldn’t care.94. What are you strengths? I’m pretty chill I think?95. What are your weaknesses? Maybe too chill when things are important.96. How did you get your name? It was crazy popular in the 80s and my parents just liked it.97. Were your ancestors royalty? No, but there may have been a Polish lord somewhere in the line? No one is really sure. We ARE sure about the bank robber though. She’s my favourite.98. Do you have any scars? Oh hey a repeat question.99. Color of your bedspread? Purple100. Color of your room? Also purple