#m sorry y'all

[crystalflygeo]

I need Li to comfort me rn

[b0bbynash]

[svtskneecaps]

lukewarm take of the evening: y'all care too much about being ""outdated"". fellas this smp moves inhumanly fast. it is ok to CHILL holy shit CHILL. y'all are like "(posts BANGER ART) super late guys sorry" friend i am hitting you with a blanket i am snapping you with my metaphorical towel WHAT DO YOU MEAN SORRY. "(posts BANGER FIC) rip this is outdated now" WHO CARES???? I LOVE YOU, OK. ohhhh woe is us as the fandom at large for having MORE HAPPY PILLS ARC CONTENT oh no how outdated!! how could you be writing speculative fiction about how forever felt during happy pills :( slash SARCASM!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!! THERE ARE SO MANY BANGER ARCS, WHAT, YOU THINK WE'RE COMPLAINING????? FOR GETTING MORE OF THE CONTENT WE LOVED????? oh no we're past the period where everyone thought green gay ninjas were like Dead Dead, my work is now outdated and noncanon :( WDYM. GIMME. A BANGER IS A BANGER IDC IF IT TAKES THREE MONTHS. you think rome was built in a day?? fuck you, baltimore, GIMME. my ass has been cooking a goddamn backflipo family fic since july when it was ALREADY outdated do you think i fear god??? "oh no, you're making an edit of slime's (attempted) egg murdering spree?? how could you, that was months ago it's irrelevant" SAID NO ONE EVER.

save your wrists kidlings ok carpal tunnel is no joke. CHILL!!!!! CHILL!!!!!!!! TAKE YOUR TIME SHEEEEEESH OK LOVE YOU <3

[deadringers2023]

#a MOTHER was MOTHERING

[i3utterflyeffect]

Does victim try to retaliate against Mango for helping Yellow escape?

Yes and yes! Technically I haven't made the yellow scenario canon to the au yet (the original plan upon drawing that was that no one would know King's intent but the mercenaries are not that stupid and also they have. idk cameras and stuff probably </3) but!

here's this anyway

when your boss starts aggressively projecting onto you with no explanation or warning and then goes back to threatening your family like nothing just happened. <3

bonus:

[stormyoceans]

SOBBING

[stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale]

if dorian didn't show up, do you think louis would have shot minnie?

I do. I know some people think either he wouldn't have or he would've missed so that's why the writers had him shoot Dorian instead, but mmmmmm no, I don't personally think so. I like to think that if he had taken the shot, his shaky hands would've caused him to shoot her fatally.

Mostly because I'm already so normal about the fact that of the Ericson crew, Marlon and Louis are the only ones with a body count. Well, that we know of, but shown to us in the game, at least. Plus, we know it's Louis' first kill.

Like yeah, Clementine and AJ become part of the crew and they have bigger body counts, and if we're counting indirect kills caused by actions, then Tenn has a count... and I guess everyone has blood on their hands for blowing up the boat... but I'm talking about killed directly with a weapon like....... I lied, I'm not normal about that at all, Louis and Marlon are the ones who have killed someone in Louis' route. I'm also not normal about the fact that Louis kills Dorian and then even as he's clearly in shock, he tries to go with Clementine to get AJ, and then later on when they talk about it, he says it feels like bile but not quite and he's glad he has it in him to do it.... listen, listen, listen... I'm obsessed with that.

Anyway, so if Louis shot Minerva, I think he would've accidentally killed her and can you imagine? He's already enough of a mess after killing the woman who pinned him down and tried to cut his finger off [or succeeded] but he knew Minerva, they were friends before the twins were taken. Even Violet couldn't kill her even though that would've been the smarter thing to do, and we know thanks to meta knowledge that killing her would've saved lives, but Violet couldn't, and I don't think Louis would intentionally either.

Speaking of Violet, if Louis killed Minerva, I hate to think about what that would've done to Vi. I think she might've actually left at that point, like what was planned before it got changed to her being burned. I don't think she would've attacked Louis over it, though, like yeah she attacked Clementine in the cell but Louis? I don't know, but I don't think so just because it's Louis and he'd be a mess about it anyway.

Though if he did kill her, it would be a neat parallel to draw... y'know, because Louis forgave AJ for killing Marlon even though he was pissed and heartbroken, and Violet was annoyed with him the entire time... but could she ever forgive Louis for killing Minerva? Y'know? We already have a similar parallel with AJ shooting Tenn, but still.

If Clementine killed Minerva in that moment, though, then I could see Violet attacking her since in her eyes, Clem proved her right.

So yeah, I get why they added the Dorian kill to his route. It adds another compelling element to Louis as a character, but we also need Minerva alive for episode 4; Louis can't kill her, he can't miss, and he's not going to stay with her because we need Violet to stay on the boat and him to be on shore for all routes.

[punkeropercyjackson]

"We need more m/f ships that aren't heternormative or enforce gender stereotypes!!!"You guys couldn't even handle Todomomo

[fluffytimearts]

"Everyday is Fashion Week for me"

[sav1ored]

definitely a reminder that my negan only likes pu$$y

[nguyenfinity]

I hope y’all know I was working on this at the speed of light with tears in my eyes. (from this)

Bonus emotional damage below:

[araedi]

Part of a lil' Christmas thing I threw together for the crew; @benevolentgodloki and @forevermuses my chaos besties who got this slapped on mugs and mailed to 'em

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

ask game!! 15 and 18 :DD

YIPPEE MORE!!!!!!!

Ask game

15. Unpopular oppinion?

Okay this is also technically my answer to number 2 but it's my only oppinion I know for a fact is unpopular: Zombies 2 is the worst movie in the trilogy. Like, it's still a fun watch, I like that it introduced the werewolves because they're fun characters, Flesh & Bone and the Someday reprise fuckin rule, and I genuinely really like Zed and Addison's arcs in it and how they play into their larger ones, but outside of Zeddison it's SO poorly written. Holy fuck it's bad. The election plotline sucks ass, they ruined Bucky for no fucking reason, Eliza doesn't actually DO anything which sucks, the werewolves give me so much second hand embarrassment, it's just... not very good. I don't like it.

18. Character you wish got more depth/screen time?

BUCKY BUCKY 100% BUCKY OH MY FUCKING GOD- I will DIE mad about how the sequels handled him. He had so much POTENTIAL to grow and be an interesting character after the 1rst movie and they just THREW ALL OF IT AWAY for GOD KNOWS what reason and it SUCKS holy SHIT- I seriously DON'T understand why they went that direction with him in Z2. The principal is literally RIGHT FUCKIN THERE you could've used HER as the antagonist instead of the fUCKING 17 YEAR OLD THAT AT THIS POINT HAS AN ESTABLISHED CHARACTER ARC and it would've been FINE oh my FUCKING GOD- then in Z3 they just. Didn't know what to do with him. Like seriously he doesn't even act like he did in the first movie it's BAD- there's so much they could've done with him. HE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SAY GOODBYE TO ADDISON AND THEY'RE FUCKING C O U S I N S- my mans got done so fucking dirty I hate it here. This is why Re-Animated is SUPERIOR. Also speaking of Re-Animated I hope Dae gets more screen time I really like her :)

[stormyoceans]

my head hurts from crying for the past twenty minutes but it's not because of pain. i don't think i will ever be coherent enough to properly explain my feelings but to me this scene wasn't heartbreaking. it was hope and love in their purest form. hope because day's life doesn't end when his eyesight is gone: day is no longer angry because he has learned that he can still experience the world and live a happy life and find meaning in both. love because mork, who could no more save his sister's life than stop day from losing his sight, is being held in the hands of the man he loves and being told 'someone like you is enough': enough to be day's last twilight, last picture, last love. of course there was loss in it, but so much beauty too. these two men who used to be invisible and alone and locked away in the darkness found each other, chose each other, and stepped into the light, together. and that's where they will always be from now on: in each other's light, where they'll never fade away again

[nocontext4077th]