When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.
Clara is the best and I'll fight anyone who disagrees with me not really if you argue with me I'll just cry but cmon it's the sentiment that matters here
have you ever seen two people more married in your entire life. please
"And I would like to spend-nmmhh." The impending end of the sentence, bearing down on the room like an oncoming bullet train, carries with it the hot tears of a soul stripped bare. He sharply bites them back and sacrifices the end of his sentence in the process, clinging to his cool dignity with a kind of desperation he'd never want to admit to. But isn't that exactly what he's doing? After all these years, after learning it's even possible, finally admitting his desperation?
I mean, if Gabriel and Beelzebub can do it, go off together, then we can.
I'm starting a collection of reddit comments that made me laugh. I didn't intend for them all to be compliments, but I like that they are. I also didn't notice until I was putting this post together; Neat.
Honorable mention: "Jesus take the wheel and pay my life insurance."
Wait didn't that happen in the book version of Three Body Problem (I dunno my brain bluescreened and I gave up when Cixin Liu was trying to describe it to me)
Kindergarteners will be so proud of themselves for being able to draw a triangle. My GPU can draw tens of thousands of those in a second. You are not special.
Trying to rid yourself of rejection sensitivity dysphoria is like trying to rid your yard of kudzu vine: it's insidiously fucking everywhere, it seems to grow back with a vengeance every single night while you're sleeping, and even though it feels like an absolutely futile battle, if you don't fight back against it it'll consume and smother everything beautiful that you love.