#mackennadunbroch

[grahammacintosh]

text 💬 grackenna

Graham: Should I slash his tires or egg his house?

[leilaniwaialiki]

text 💬 mackani

Leilani: Do you know the origin of stockings holding gifts for people on Christmas morning? I'll research it myself if you don't, but you've got so many fun facts already in your repertoire, I figured it couldn't hurt to ask first!

[darlingvirginias]

text 💬 mackginia

Virginia: I want to be on TV.

Virginia: Simply to test if all forms of reporting are created equally. Is broadcast journalism actually more difficult than print journalism? I can't know unless I try.

[jungleboyblake]

@mackennadunbroch​:

You caught me, Blake; I’ve finally seen the light and, despite the amount of work on my plate due to my new title, am now en route to wreck two marriages for the sake of having a slightly more fun step-parent than I currently do. You’d better hold your husband tight whilst you still can, for I am a woman on a mission.

Knew it! You need me to take the stress off your long, boring ruling days -- clearly I’ve done wonders for Will, you want to be my next victim. And ouch, ouch, I see you trying to break my heart by pretending I’m not a zillion times funner than Elsa, but it won’t work. My skin is thicker than an elephants, and I should know, since I hang out with them a lot.

[hannaharendelle]

text 💬 hankenna

Hannah: I keep trying to listen to Haverly's AuraFM hosting more often since I don't see her as much now, but it's just so LATE. Am I a bad sister for falling asleep half the time?

[janetobin]

text 💬 janekenna

Jane: My History of the Borderlands professor told me that our exams will all be open book, open note this semester and I feel very... stressed.

[malbfaery]

@mackennadunbroch​:

Really? Can I ask what about being blonde you found unsatisfactory?

For starters, I looked like a human marshmallow. Or maybe just like a ghost. And once I got past that, I don’t know, it felt so not me. Like I was trying to be somebody else, and in my brain that somebody was a lot like Audrey. 

[allsleigh]

text 💬 allkenna 🤯

Ally: If you were to hire me to solve a mystery for you sometime, which accessory would make me look the most credible to you?

Ally: Would it be a magnifying glass, which I feel like is hardly necessary in this day and age and would more than likely be used to start a fire than anything else?

Ally: Would it be a deerstalker cap? The Mad Hatter's biased towards this one, of course, but the last time he asked me to solve a mystery for him I was locked in a cupboard for three days, so I'm not particularly inclined to believe him.

Ally: Would it be a notepad to take notes in? My hypothesis is that you would choose this one, given how many notes you take yourself, but one can't be too sure until they're sure, a mystery isn't over until the truth's uncovered!

Ally: Or would it be a travel mug of tea, so you could be sure I was alert?

Ally: Or is it something that I haven't thought of yet, that I have to keep searching to find? Because I'll never stop searching, you know. My tenacity might be my best asset but I can't wear that the way I can wear the others!

Ally: (Also, don't feel like you have to hire me! I'll happily do the work for you for free!)

[kiarataji]

text 💬 mackara 💀

Kiara: Yo, I was NOT picking my nose when you saw me earlier, a bug legit flew up it and I was trying to get it out! So if you tell anyone, or write down somewhere that I'm a nose-picker, you're going to be sorry!

[sumskellington]

text 💬 sumkenna ❄️

Summer: Hi Mackenna! Can you confirm for me whether or not some cultures think that finding a spider on Christmas is good luck? I've managed to find like the ONE kid in Halloweentown who's afraid of them and I'll do ANYTHING to help her calm down, she saw this spider 20 minutes ago and hasn't stopped crying since.

[cosmopapadakis]

TEXT ✉️✆ MACMO

Cosmo: Survey question for a brilliant mind: do you find that it's better to sleep with blinds closed so that you're engulfed in darkness, or with them open so sunlight gently streams in in the morning and wakes you naturally?

[ailsbroch]

@mackennadunbroch:

How are we related?

Don’t they call it biology, Kenna? Or did I get my branches of science wrong somehow?

[leilaniwaialiki]

TEXT 💬 MACKANI

Leilani: Dear Mackenna,

If you kiss someone and then the next time you hear from them, they assume you'd have deleted their phone number for some reason, what does that mean?

Love,

Leilani

[darlingvirginias]

text 💬 mackginia

Virginia: My poetry class was cancelled today because a student was in a screaming match with the professor. Apparently they were displeased they received an 'F' for turning in a haiku.

[jungleboyblake]

@mackennadunbroch:

My name is literally Mackenna, not Mack, but thank you for your honorable battle on behalf of claiming it for me. I would prefer a less butch nickname, admittedly, but who can say no to brand recognition?

What, you mean you would have rather me been out here calling you Kenna this whole time instead or something? Sounds fake, feels fake! 

[hannaharendelle]

text 💬 hankenna

Hannah: Always?

Hannah: I don't ALWAYS have dirt on me, Mackenna! I know how to be clean sometimes!