#asumackenna

[grahammacintosh]

text 💬 grackenna

Graham: Should I slash his tires or egg his house?

[haverlyarendelle]

text 💬 mackverly

Haverly: Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast 😬

[hornedkenzie]

TEXT $ MACKEN2

Kenzie: But seriously, how much trouble do you think it would cause to have a gwythaint in my dorm? It's not like they would be following da and they're not bad when they're around good people.

[prncsscndi]

text 💬 macandi

Candi: i'm in need of advice and you're honestly the most unbiased person i know so i figured you're the best person to ask, is that okay?

Candi: i kinda think my boyfriend's best friend doesn't like me and i'm trying really hard to get along with her but idk it's weird. so i guess my question is should i bother even trying??

[darlingvirginias]

If you weren't a fan of the Matchmaker's Valentine's suggestion for you, then who would you choose for yourself instead?

I spend a good amount of time trying to understand why my peers might find someone appealing, but of all those hypotheticals, the reasons for appeal came to mind most readily when considering @mackennadunbroch. I suppose this creates a conundrum; if she thinks I’m the most appealing Valentine possibility, and I think she’s the most appealing Valentine possibility, does that mean we should make being each other’s Valentines an acuality? Or is this a scenario best left untested? I’m not sure the best way to proceed.

[leilaniwaialiki]

text 💬 mackani

Leilani: Do you know the origin of stockings holding gifts for people on Christmas morning? I'll research it myself if you don't, but you've got so many fun facts already in your repertoire, I figured it couldn't hurt to ask first!

[li-lonnie]

text 💬 lonkenna

Lonnie: Seems like Dunbroch's been doing well since you took over. I mean, I'm not super deep into the politics and all that in your kingdom, but it seems like everything's been going really good for you 😊

[jungleboyblake]

@mackennadunbroch​:

You caught me, Blake; I’ve finally seen the light and, despite the amount of work on my plate due to my new title, am now en route to wreck two marriages for the sake of having a slightly more fun step-parent than I currently do. You’d better hold your husband tight whilst you still can, for I am a woman on a mission.

Knew it! You need me to take the stress off your long, boring ruling days -- clearly I’ve done wonders for Will, you want to be my next victim. And ouch, ouch, I see you trying to break my heart by pretending I’m not a zillion times funner than Elsa, but it won’t work. My skin is thicker than an elephants, and I should know, since I hang out with them a lot.

[janetobin]

text 💬 janekenna

Jane: My History of the Borderlands professor told me that our exams will all be open book, open note this semester and I feel very... stressed.

[malbfaery]

@mackennadunbroch​:

Really? Can I ask what about being blonde you found unsatisfactory?

For starters, I looked like a human marshmallow. Or maybe just like a ghost. And once I got past that, I don’t know, it felt so not me. Like I was trying to be somebody else, and in my brain that somebody was a lot like Audrey. 

[grahammacintosh]

your fellow dunbroch friends

They have excellent taste in friends, although @mackennadunbroch and @maisy-macguffin could do with worshiping me a little bit more, since it’s what I deserve! And neither one of them has figured out how to toe the line between life of the party and a business professional who’s going to take over the world yet, but... they’ve still got time, maybe someday they’ll get on almost my level.

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[haverlyarendelle]

text 📲 mackverly

Haverly: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I SWEAR I JUST SAW HARRY STYLES AT THE MALL! I KNOW YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS AND TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU I BARLEY CARE, BUT WHEN A CELEBRITY OF THAT CALIBER IS AROUND YOU JUST GOTTA

Haverly: Oh wait... it was just the pretzel guy, my bad.

[hookedonharriet]

who are some auradon kids you would invite to join your crew and why?

@aspenfrederickson and @austinfrederickson. A nurse is never a bad thing to have aboard, and they appear to be a bit of a packaged deal. Their financial resources would also be beneficial, even if they might take away some of the thrill of plundering. 

@mackennadunbroch. Her cool temperament and diplomatic skills could help with getting out of sticky situations.

Herkie Olympus. That sort of brute strength is better to have on your side.

@keanupelekai. He has survivor instincts and grew up near the ocean.

Jane Kensington. I won’t let old family grudges stop me from appreciating someone who would be a talented pirate, if given the chance.

@sailormoonhawkins. Is being a pirate not her birthright? I may as well allow her to be on the best ship available to her. 

honesty hour !!

[prncsscndi]

text 📲 macandi

Candi: I’m either going to kill you or kiss you next time I see you, depending on how this works out

Candi: Okay, well, probably not kill you, I'd be upset if you were dead. But I could kiss you! It seems that we're making progress on the friend front. Hopefully, anyway.

[allsleigh]

text 💬 allkenna 🤯

Ally: If you were to hire me to solve a mystery for you sometime, which accessory would make me look the most credible to you?

Ally: Would it be a magnifying glass, which I feel like is hardly necessary in this day and age and would more than likely be used to start a fire than anything else?

Ally: Would it be a deerstalker cap? The Mad Hatter's biased towards this one, of course, but the last time he asked me to solve a mystery for him I was locked in a cupboard for three days, so I'm not particularly inclined to believe him.

Ally: Would it be a notepad to take notes in? My hypothesis is that you would choose this one, given how many notes you take yourself, but one can't be too sure until they're sure, a mystery isn't over until the truth's uncovered!

Ally: Or would it be a travel mug of tea, so you could be sure I was alert?

Ally: Or is it something that I haven't thought of yet, that I have to keep searching to find? Because I'll never stop searching, you know. My tenacity might be my best asset but I can't wear that the way I can wear the others!

Ally: (Also, don't feel like you have to hire me! I'll happily do the work for you for free!)

[heath-lemon]

text ✉️ heath & mackenna

Heath: How drunk am I right now?

Heath: Don't let the correct grammar fool you. I have Siri spell for me.

Heath: But seriously. Can you tell me?