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joselito28-1 · 1 month
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Full nudity is never vulgar, nor pornographic.
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fitpops · 18 hours
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impossibledreaming · 7 days
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Breakthrough.
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@ last post im so not kidding btw
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nysocboy · 4 months
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Derek Yates: Nude Photos of the Eggplant Emoji Guy
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In How I Met Your Father, the middle-aged Sophie tells her son stories about her life in New York 23 years ago, presumably culminating in meeting his father.  In Episode 2.3, she doesn't remember the name of her friend's date, or what he looks like, so she calls him Rando.  He appears with a smiley-emoji head and an eggplant over his penis.
The epicode credits list him as actor/model Derek Yates, originally from Chattanooga, Tennesse,  "Bradley Cooper's younger bro." I think he's kidding.
Nick got his start on the Chattanooga stage, with roles including Hairspray, Sound of Music, and A Night to Remember. In 2016, he moved to L.A., where he won the "Ellen's New Gardner" contest on Ellen Degeneres's talk show.
Since then he has racked up 21 acting credits on IMDB, including cops, paralegals, nurses, a sleazoid, a passenger on the doomed Titanic 666, and Rando the Smiley Emoji guy on How I Met Your Father.  He claims to have played the Best Friend alongside Adam Devine in Isn't It Romantic, but I don't remember seeing him there.
His 840,000 social media followers are also interested in his beefcake photos.  Thousands of them, so many that I actually got tired of looking. Selfies, candids, and professional photos.  Always shirtless, usually bulging, a surprising amount of nudity.
Few photos of family or friends.  Two of his dog.  I assume that he's gay, since he has a photo from L.A. Pride, and another where he's in drag. And in 2021 Derek appeared at Impulse Los Angeles' Pool Watch -- Gay Edition, a fundraiser for the AIDS Healthcare Foundation.  
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The nude photos are on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends.
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sherlock-is-ace · 8 months
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i was checking keywords for a movie on imdb and one of them was "gay nudity"... how is that different from "straight nudity"? It's not even specifying "gay sex scene" or anything just gay nudity kdjfghdfg
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pikslasrce · 8 months
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HI KATE i just realized your blog title changed (forgive me if it was a while back) literally no truer words have been spoken
HI NORTH skdkdkfg its okay <3
its a movie quote!! from pink flamingos (1979) dir. john waters
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Kinda gay to keep a naked man in your greenhouse
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joselito28-1 · 1 month
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Full nudity is never vulgar, nor pornographic.
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romanceyourdemons · 5 months
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one thing about scud. there will be penid
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ebbarights · 1 year
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every show should aspire to be like the first season of american gods. beautiful imagery. engaging storylines spanning an entire country. a five-minute frontal nudity full penetration gay sex scene. an inversion of the fridged wife
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just saw an account of a user on here who claims to be a transmasc lesbian but upon scrolling TWO POSTS down their blog they reblogged art of a MAN with a PENIS and tags it "FAVE"!!!!!! it took me by surprise so suddenly that in made me nauseous
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thenineofus · 1 year
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They really made the heroes of The Terminator a Valley Girl and a Virgin boy who was saving himself for this one girl he saw in a photo. Fucking A+ 10/10 movie, they really don't do it like they used to
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nysocboy · 7 months
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You know you've been waiting for pics of Adam Devine's divine d**k
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The Righteous Gemstones is known for its cock shots, but none come from the main cast, so all we have seen of Kelvin to date is his physique, bulge, and butt. At this writing, there are two episodes left in Season 3, so there's still time for Kelvin to show us his woodpecker. Until then, we can see Adam DeVine's junk in two movies.
I can't show the frontal (or rear) nudity here, of course. Follow this link to the full article on Righteous Gemstones Beefcake and Boyfriends
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ban-joey · 1 year
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god i want to talk to people about black sails but everyone watched it like six years ago. somebody engage in the text with me. doomed by the narrative but the doom is literally the onset of “civilization”. the world is ending in a very specific way. exploration of a culture of toxic shame and what it means to be without it (in a way that i think people really struggle to conceive bc we don’t exist in a time that’s separate from that at all). motivations of profit vs power and how they intersect and whether either of those are worse than getting yours and fucking off. blending elements of known history with fiction, and fiction with fictionalized reality. perception vs reality and how they alter each other. the stories we tell ourselves and others. also set design costume design (CALICO JACK’S HISTORICALLY ACCURATE SUNGLASSES THAT I FORGOT ABOUT) sound design soundtrack scene lighting. it’s such a good show. i forgot so much that happens
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sciencesub · 5 days
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Paradise
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