#man cocksucking man

[sissycagedsblog]

Leaving this up for 2 weeks 😘 please don’t ruin me! 🔐⛓️

Feel free to Dm me for update pics or drop me task and I’ll send proof

[kimmylovesbeingdrilled]

Ready and waiting 🍆💦💦💦💦💦🤤🤤🤤

[cocklovingsissyboy]

Me in my blue teddy

[end0r4]

Al Swearengen, Deadwood: Amateur Night s03e09

[sunflowerdigs]

But what if, while Roman is in his closet rehearsing his unhinged eulogy, a half-naked Jeryd Mencken strolls up behind him, lays his hands on his shoulders, and whispers in his ear "you're gonna kill out there. Already deceased not included"? What then, WHAT THEN?

[insectfem]

i hate my bfs brother so much he's so annoying

[alexjcrowley]

Logan be like "Your father is the gayest gay" and Greg be like:

[titus-androgynous-87]

Almost all caught up with Love is Blind (just a bit left in the last newest episode). And all of these men are garbage. Like these women made a wish over a bunch of overflowing dumpsters and now they have to teach these trash monsters how to be humans

The women have their own flaws and issues, for sure. But these men make my butthole pucker, as my mother likes to say. None of them ever have anything positive or kind to say about ANYONE, let alone their partners. And constantly trying to fuck other people from the pods

Lying about being engaged, lying about their jobs and looks and goals. And for what? A few hundred more IG followers and a damp dick that don’t work because you drink more vodka than water?

A half-baked reality circuit career where no one falls for your shit because you can’t act to save your fucking life (y’all can’t even gaslight effectively, how you gonna sigma alpha bro your way out of situations of your own making)? An ego boost you clearly don’t need? External validation because your dad never hugged you or said he was proud of you? Forcing people to spend time with you because your toxic personality has alienated everyone around you, but it can’t be YOUR fault! No! It’s not YOUR fault you’re a raging narcissist fuckstick who only views women as holes to pathetically fail stick your aforementioned broke wet rope dick into and then cum on her knee and tell her she should feel grateful you fucked her because she’s ugly (all while looking like a melted tickle me Elmo with your coke-and-alcohol flush and botched chin implants)

I’m sorry I just really hate straight men, and fuck these assholes in particular. This season is a disaster, and not in a fun way

Between this and the Sandoval Apology Tour 2024, I’m so tired and done with reality TV

[stryfeposting]

Why is there no Cable tentacle fic in this world?

enamoured by the way this is phrased, as if you're messaging from a world where cable getting his holes plugged with tentacles is a common story plot.

[marc--chilton]

You obviously have immaculate taste in media (house), but i have never seen Saw before, so i think you've inspired me to watch it this weekend 👀

MY JAW DROPPED that was my fixation literally just before i started getting into house. both came out in 2004 featuring jersey whore oncologists and main characters faking their american accents to varying degrees of success

[milkolya]

convinced my one coworker is a super repressed homosexual in his 50s idk its not my business but goddamn

[livingjoke]

Nothing like getting called a slur at my local convenience store to really cement what kind of day it is 👌👌👌

[feral-radfem]

It's sad that some of you can't even do the bare minimum of seeing your fellow woman as people deserving of basic human compassion.

[oogies-art]

spotted some fucks