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in fact, I do feel like if barou ever approached me, i'd definitely be backing off and trying to shut him down till I see his silly phonescreen of his sisters/family and he's like 'oh yeah, those are my sisters. they are such a bother, but i love them to bits' and then i'd be like 'okay but are you looking for a wife?'
you're probably not the first person to judge barou off of appearances.
hes not really the type to approach people in a club or bar anyhow. he probably was talked into it by oliver but he wasn't planning on really asking you out for any reason if you showed even the slightest bit of disinterest. he's not trying to bother you or anything.
and you probably do dismiss him. barou can tell too and he doesn't really fault you for it. if you're not interested in him there's no need to force it. you're having a polite conversation and he's looking for a way to end the convo shortly.
but strangely, the more you actually talk to him even in polite small talk - the more...nice? he is. he's asking you questions and speaks at the right volume. you're still not giving him your full attention, not really - but you think theres probably some nice girl out there for him that isn't you.
but then he pauses mid convo to pick up his phone. it's two little girls that look just like him and an older woman. he's too young to have those be his kids.
"whose that? you got kids or something?"
and for the first time in your conversation he genuinely smiles. its extremely subtle, he almost scoffs when he says it.
"huh? nah. my sisters." his eyes soften. visibly enough to alarm you. "its a big age gap so i practically fuckin' mothered them 'till i left home."
"what'd you leave home for?"
"football. had to kickstart my career." he rubs his face a little. "its less busy now so i see 'em more. they were the ones who told me to try and go out and bring them back a sister-in-law." he says, playful scoff in his voice.
its something about the way he talks about them that makes you want to get more involved. you speak without thinking. "that mean you looking for a wife?"
barou pauses, suddenly amused. his posture changes, still kind but more confident. flirty even, voice smooth with a nice bass. "yeah, i am. interested?"
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SEVERANCE 2x10 / 1x04 | "Whatever this life is, it's all that we have."
#severance#severance spoilers#severanceedit#myedits#oh man#oooooh maaaaan what the fuck#oh i need to think about all this for like 400-500 business days before i can say anything about it#but this is the first thing that smacked me#watching him trying to bullshit manipulate himself and undermine his innie's entire existence#and him being like 'it's helly actually. helly. that's the person I'M in love with' like fuck you actually#it's so goddamn messy and i love it so much#once again: you would think jetlag gifs would be harder to make and you would be WRONG#so wrong#also severance giffing is way more depressing but i feel like i need to gif my way through all these emotions#because fuuuuuuUCK#those comments about mark/helly shippers not being disappointed like askdjaskdjnkwjbrasf#don't get me wrong i love gemma and i love mark/gemma and i do want him to get her back but like#he did the right thing for gemma and his outie (sort of). he got her out. and then he just noped and chose life and helly#even if it's only for another minute#HONESTLY#that last scene will be living rent free for eternity
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alexa play dishes breaking by rihanna 🫣🤭
got me giggling n blushing n kicking my feet
#a man a man a maaaaan#luke castellan#charlie bushnell#luke castellan x reader#pjo#percy jackson#charlie bushnell pics#pjo tv show
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I've abandoned my boy (runs off into the woods)
ANYWAY YAY more werewolf SMG4 AU! Wanted to give him a "human" design from when he's "accepted" that he's actually a werewolf, poor guy isn't taking it too well.
He goes around in whatever rags/blankets/cloth he can get because he got tired of ripping his clothes to shreds every night. The muzzle he keeps on at all times as a sort of comfort, it kinda prevents him from biting as a werewolf for a bit, although it usually ends up getting ripped off at some point. He just keeps it on as a human just because at this point.
I need to draw him more god DAMN!!!!!!!!!!
#smg4 au#smg4 werewolf#mango art#I am normal ok I just like muzzels. I think they're really cool and their symbolism is just. I eat that shit up maaaaan#look at this sad man everyone point and laugh
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Ride 785: Sakamichi's orders!!

Pag 1
1: From this year
2: I went from the one who receives orders
3: Onoda
Onoda!!
4: to the one who gives orders!!

Pag 2
1: Onoda Sakamichi, third Inter High

Pag 3
1: carrying the same bib number 3 as Makishima, as captain he will make history by making Sohoku win their third championship in a row!!

Pag 4
1: I'll give you your orders
When we enter the mountain, go ahead
Take the lead and climb!!
2: It's your order, take the mountain stage on the second day
When times are tough, all you need is one good goal to achieve!! “We'll carry you to the mountain”!!
I'll do my best to preserve my strength!!
3: Think....
Think of what's ahead, of what's happening now, and about the team

Pag 5
1: I have to make the best choice!!
2: Calm down....!!
Pfuuu...
Calm down
Pfuuu...
3: Look around you
4: I have to have a clear picture!!
5: The start of the mountain is approaching
6: The pack's atmosphere is changing!!

Pag 6
1: One person jumped ahead!!
2: The balance is broken!!
3: And several people are following!!
4: It's here, Onoda-kun, are you ready?
Yeah!!
5: The climbers are starting to move!!

Pag 7
1: We're entering the mountain!! From here on we're on the national highway 500!!

Pag 8
1: It's the mountain stage, climbing Mt- Hiko, once a sacred groun in Fukuoka!!

Pag 9
2: Once they pass one of the archways of the huge Shinto shrine made of stone of Mt. Hiko....
3: The real climb starts!!

Pag 10
1: Here Kyushu's Kumamoto Daichi's climber, Fujiwara, is moving!!
Kumadai is moving, chase him!!
2: I'm Higo's new generation, mokkosu!!
3: Waaaa things are getting hectic all of a sudden, teh.....!! They're going one by one chasing Kumadai-san!!
4: Calm down, Rokudai
For now, it's enough that we stay at the front fo the pack. Our problem is....
Waaa, I'm calm...!!

Pag 11
1: Our problem....
2: Our main issue....
3: is when will he move!?
6: Ha.... Hakogaku is moving!?
Is the Sky Prince going!?
He stood up


Pag 13
3: Not... yet!?
4: He just reached out to take the bottle
That scared me...
We've only just entered the mountain so from their point of view it's not time to start yet?
6: Tch
7: Not yet.....?

Pag 14
1: His opponent is Onoda, so it will most probably turn into a close battle... so, thinking about that, he plans on starting from the most efficient place?
2: Could it be that he's waiting for the Mountain King to go?
The other way around....?
3: He plans on going once the “Mountain King” moves?
Manami is
4: waiting for the Mountain King
Is that so?
Waiting for me....

Pag 15
1: …. no!!
2: That's not it!!
3: Think of what's ahead, of what's happening now, and about the team
Teh!?
4: I have to make the best decision
Everyone!!

Pag 16
1: These are your orders!!
2: “Orders”!!
3: “Orders”!!
5: Onoda-san!!
6: Onoda-kun!!

Pag 17
1: 200m from now Manami-kun will move, I'll chase him, and leave everything else to you!!
2: Danchiku-kun!!
Yessir!!
3: Please get ahead, pull the team, and clear the mountain safely
4: Yessir!!
5: Imaizumi-kun and Naruko-kun, from now on preserve your strength and get ready for the finish line
Yeah...
6: Rokudai-kun....
Teh!!
Wait, Onoda
7: How...

Pag 18
1: do you know that Manami is going to move 200m from now!?
5: Telepathy...
6: He's waiting
7: Most likely!!
“Maybe”!!
8: The beginning of this mountain is full of zigzags
9: And Manami-kun's ranks are choosing to ride on the right side very close to the guardrail
10: On the mountain, the pack

Pag 19
1: when it's time to turn a series of zigzags, temporarily stretches vertically
If it's a left turn then the cyclists on the left will take the lead, and if it's a right turn then the cyclists on the right will do that
3: From the course map it says that from the next curve the slope will slightly increase
4: It's just a conjecture, but
5: I think Manami-kun will move there
So he's waiting
For the most advantageous position for jumping forward

Pag 20
1: the next right curve!!

Pag 21
1: Manami?
2: He's going to jump forward!?
3: At the next right curve!!




Pag 25
1: Manami jumped forward!! Here!?
Huuh!?
From the lead of the vertical line!!
He opened a gap too large to close in an instant!!
2: He really jumped forward!!
3: Hakogaku' Manami is pushing on
4: I'm going to accelerate at full throttle!!
Go, Onoda-kun!!
#yowamushi pedal#yowapeda#yowamushi pedal translations#yowapeda manga#yowamushi pedal manga#yowamushi pedal spoilers#ride 785#maaaaan what a chapteeeeer#nothing better than onoda acting like the captain that he is!! gosh i love to see him all confident like this#HES GROWN UP SO MUCH IM SO PROUD OF HIM YOU HAVE NO IDEA#The way he can predict what manami's move will be and give everyone's orders#damn do you remember at the start of the manga when he didnt know anything about this sport and imaizumi gave him all those book to read#about it??? HOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED#man im so happy you have no idea i think im gonna cry#btw i NEED to know what rokudai's orders were supposed to be#why didnt you let him finish imaizumiiiii DONT INTERRUPT YOUR CAPTAIN#Also special mention to kabu thinking that onoda knows bc he and manami have telepathy#you have a point theyre soulmates after all
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Just rewatching some old content and 🤭
What are ya doing Nando with that hand??? + kissing his neck WHAT
This was only the first race?????
#fernando alonso#lance stroll#maaaaan#he fucked that old man#nando whatcha doing#aston martin#strollonso#f1#fomula 1#bahrain gp 2023#🏳️🌈?
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Drew selfship art. whatever
#WHATEVER MAAAAAN#I need to hold and hug this man I don't care if I get blood and guts all other me#monart
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missing sm netherwood nemi
bestie you and me both.

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remember this pic
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Is spooky or Rio your favorite?
Girl… come on…
I like Rio don’t get me wrong.
But…


I would cross the ocean for him.
I would bring him the fucking Moon.

He be making me blush through the screen I caaaaant


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To that Anon, I got a copy of The Troop today and I've gotten nearly half way through it in just one sitting. Holy fuck
#It's been AGES since I was actually grossed out and scared by a book#It gives me the same feeling Filth did on a first read only perhaps more terrifying#I can't even think what to compare it to other than it's fucking good. Body horror fear of disease and isolation#And parasites. Ofc#And it's written so well too#Maaaaan. Man. Thanks Anon for reminding me of the name lmao
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speaking of old shows.. this one fucking sucks! I wish we got more of it 💔
#ITS LIKE THEY HAD ONLY 3 VOICE ACTORS AND THE TOILET HUMOR IS AWFUL . BUT I WANT MORE ☹️#im joking btw it doesnt actually suck THAT much.. atleast to me..#i watched it all in one sitting and i was like Yea i understand why CN didn't want more of this#but Man. Maaaaan.
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THAT SONG does he want us to die .
#AND YOU CAN TAKE THE MAN OUT OF THE CITY NOT THE CITY OUT THE MAAAAAN#he looks so pookiebear here Gets shot#alex.rambles.txt#cc!tommy#mcyt
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TFA Meltdown
#maccadam#transformers#poll#smash or pass#tfa#meltdown#prometheus black#mr goop maaaaan#goop me a man!#and give him acid that shoots from his haaaands#tommy wiseau ahh villain#human character#technically
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the thing is john's life was flop after flop after flop (and like 80% self inflicted flops) and you Would think as a literal billionaire with 10 gazillion number ones paul would be the foil to that but actually paul's life is just one gigantic cosmic joke the universe is playing on him and all of us specifically
#every time smth happens to that man the universe is like hey yknow what would be really funny/tragic-#like maaaaan 😭 the more you dig into it the more insane it is it has to be a cosmic joke there's no way
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ugh the way joost sings
Wie ben jij? Ik ben een god Ik weet zeker, jij hebt zeven pillen op Wie ben jij? Ik ben een god Ik weet zeker, jij hebt zeven pillen op
in ome robert before the chorus makes me so weak god please
#the whole song is just jfdsk d...da. wda#like oh man#ohh maaaaan#im fine im fine im fine#joost klein#joost#esc netherlands#eurovision netherlands#choost klain
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