love that the unanimous consensus from everyone who meets nick is “this guy sucks and i hate it when he’s good at things”
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Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes
(Millie slicing through a target with her axe while Moxxie watches her)
Millie (Letting out sigh of relief): Phew. He’s dead and we killed him.
Moxxie (Confused look): What do you mean “we?”
Millie (Shrugs): It’s just we’re responsible for this man’s death.
Moxxie (Shaking his head): No, this was all you. I didn’t do anything.
Millie (Nodding her head): Yep, we did it.
Moxxie (Still shaking his head): I honestly had nothing to do with-(Target moves and he freaks out, shooting him several times)...Okay, now it’s “we.”
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(Fizzarolli comes into living room carrying a tray of freshly baked muffins)
Fizzarolli (Presents them to Asmodeus): Look what I made!
Asmodeus (Smiles and takes one): They look delicious Fizzy. Thank you. (Goes to take a bite of muffin).
Fizzarolli (Points to himself with pride): I guess you can call me a “Master Baker.”
Asmodeus (Spits out food in surprise): You’re a what?
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"you're gonna be a good boy for me."
"yes, chef."
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If peach wants to win this she has to do something oreo flavored fr
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Here’s mine from “master baker” by Pippa Grant. Y’all should read it and share what page 206 says!
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(1/2) More text posts as promised!! So glad you guys liked the last ones <3
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Past week(ish)
I had a very successful week of snooker up in Bolton, with only one late finish and plenty of fast, fun matches. O'Sullivan beat Trump in the final, and in such brisk fashion that I tackled the drive home after we'd derigged, making it into bed just after 2am. It was the right call, because I needed to be at Mum's the next day in order to make good on my oath to create Hannah's birthday cake, in time for tea the day after that!
The theme was Alice in Wonderland as Hannah was doing something Alice-related with her friends later in the week, and I reckoned I could do it justice with a suitably wacky cake. If I do say so myself, I'm chuffing delighted with how it turned out! Plus, I feel I've at least partly paid my sister back for the numerous showstoppers she's provided for me over the years! It went down a treat with everyone else too, and it put the proverbial jam tart on the cake of a cracking evening.
I had one day to myself before heading to Cheltenham this morning for four days, and although I slept for a good chunk yesterday, I can still feel the tank needs topping up. It's been a very good but very busy fortnight, and I haven't seen my own bed nearly enough for my own liking...but I guess that's a small price to pay for such an enjoyable stretch.
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“I used to know an ancient remedy...”
The Keeper of Traken - season 18 - 1981
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